Thread 149302760

How could Aggie respond without sounding mad?

>>149302760 (OP)
impossible

>>149302760 (OP)
Kill her

Is she using a bunch of dummy accounts?

>>149302760 (OP)
Call her a groomer for talking to an heckin minor online and walk away 420 style.

>>149303051
>Call her a groomer for talking to an heckin minor online
Yeah this is the only decent comeback.
It's total bullshit and completely disingenuous, but billies statement about being a woman of color is also irrelevant.

>>149302760 (OP)
Send her to hell (special option for people with the ability to send her to hell)

>>149303877
>Send her to hell (special option for people with the ability to send her to hell)
Ever read asura's verdict?
It's /a/ rather than /co/, but your comment made me think of it. The manga is about a kid who gets a key which can physically send people to hell.

>>149302993
I believe so, since she was envious

>>149302760 (OP)
She has cute teeth

>>149304280

which of the 4 girls could least be trusted with that key. Or maybe the death note.

>>149304542
Aggie.

>>149304458
agreed

>>149304280
>>149304542
I feel like Billie could be the least trusted. Maybe Liz since I feel like she could be set off easy and her pick-me tendencies would have her send a bunch of women to hell/death for any number of reasons.

>>149303051
>>149303676
I wonder if Aggie would get accused of that considering she grows up to become a "fandom mom" into her 30s and a lot of those people get accused of that all the time.

God I wish Aggie had groomed me.

>>149302760 (OP)
Call the ho a nigger

Speaking of
>unhoneybuns arrives ON CAMPUS
>She's revealed to be a hardcore war vet slav tomboy like Katya from HellonEarthIII
>"ALRIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU CUNTS IS DOOMSLAYERZ?"
>Billie: "Fuck! Um her!" *Points to Aggie*
>Aggie: "Wha--" *THWOCK*
>*Unhoneybun beats the shit out of Aggie*
>Grabs her
>French kisses her deeply
>"Fucking cunt"
>Drops her and spits on her face
>Does a 360 and walks away
>Liz visibly wet while Billie and Gwen watch in horror
Still time to do this gloomy.

>>149305401
>>149305418
>aggie makes a youtube video responding to accusations

>>149302760 (OP)
woah dashr U posting! a rare event.

>>149305401
Imma need a razor

>>149302760 (OP)
*plap* *plap* *plap* with Aggie.

>>149302760 (OP)
>fake apologize and offer to take her on a trip somewhere as compensation
>as soon as the day arrives i put a bowling ball in the backseat of my car in a backpack
>drive to where the large hadron collider is
>tell her we are going on a tour
>go inside the building
>coerce her into standing in front of it
>go on the other side
>place the bowling ball inside of the tubes
>watch as the bowling ball travels at warp speed and collides into her head so fast it literally just teleports through her skull turning any brain matter into a red mist

>>149307356
Aggie seems like a shit girlfriend, she would definitely whip anybody she would get with and slowly chip at any self confidence they have.

>>149307454
she seems like she'd be hard to deal with at first but I do think she'd be a pretty loyal girlfriend.

>>149304831
I need to draw more of Simon and Billie

>>149308615
could be nice, they've got a real energy to them

I feel like the new Quinn character is spiritually more of a Dashr girl

>>149308704
Quinn is semi-based on myself lol

>>149308731
personality wise or life experience? I guess she won't be joining the Dashr squad then?

>>149308742
Life experience, though I guess maybe personality. She's kind of my answer to Cathy comics.

>>149308782
>She's kind of my answer to Cathy comics
a bisexual femcel girlfailure is probably the most appropriate type of Cathy for the modern times

>>149307412
Anon. It's a Particle Accelerator. A bowling ball is not going to fit. Just beat her to death with the bowling ball like an adult, goddamn.

>>149308704
I'm a dude but same shit happened to me in middle school, I'm still seething a decade and a half later

>>149302760 (OP)
Easy you look at them with a puzzled face and snort, “Wait you thought we were friends?”

I really want that goth Undyne lookin bitch.

>>149309541
>fantasizes about middle school-tier sleepovers in college
Poor girl missed out and can't let go.

>>149309701
Can any of us?

>>149309011
I thought someone was doing that to me in high school but they were actually serious and wanted to date me. In my defense, my self-esteem was way lower then and they were an upperclassmen so I thought they were fucking with me.

>>149302760 (OP)
I actually laughed out loud at this.

I need to slam that radfem woman
NOW

>>149309701
>>149309773
that's one of the reasons I think Liz is one of my favorite characters. she's from a poor white trash background and is only associated with nerds and losers, yet she harbors resentment since she thinks she was robbed of her rightful position of being a Stacy. I can only imagine how many weird and interesting ways that can manifest in her character.

>>149310092
Are there more character sheets?

>>149302760 (OP)
Gloomy is owed my love and affection.

>>149310092
>Don't think you missed out on being a chad
>Just that you missed out on being a happy nerd

>>149308980
This isn't even close to the weirdest thing I've read on /co/ recently.

>>149310140
not that I'm aware outside of this really early draft, but they might exist

>>149310305
Looking through the twitter and the comic archive I ain't finding anything else, might be it.

>>149310305
>Aggie
don't even bother asking for any oral, the only thing you ever do is eat her out as a sign of female empowerment.
>Billie
Quick learner and hopefully a demon in the sack, practice make perfect.
>Liz
She going to suck (lol) at it and rage quit a blowjob and bite it off

>>149310373
from what I remember, Billie actually screwed up at it and scraped the dude with her teeth and it made her self-conscious about it until she ended up getting with Simon.
Liz I think would probably be good at it the only love interest I think she had is agoraphobic, so good luck to her ever getting together with him lol.

>>149310304
What was the weirdest?

>>149302760 (OP)
Just call her the n-word. Problem solved.

>>149310485
I feel like Aggie would. I think Gwen would too but in a "well, if I'm dating a black guy it's okay" kind of way

Why would you be friends with someone like that? Having to constantly walk in eggshells while always in the risk of offending her so she turns your back on you and start spreading nasty rumors about your person? You better just leave her be and never contact this person again.

Is he trying to fuck her? if is the case I get it in part, but even so this hardly justify having to deal with someone with such garbage personality for so long.

4chan girls need love too
that's why there's /co/, because /co/ is love

>>149310305
>Aggie
Mating Press
>Billie
Mating Press
>Liz
Mating Press
>Gwen
Mating Press

>>149310562
They're both female and they're all some manner of toxic it's basically female Eltingville.

>>149310584
Lies, hellish lies.

I once tried to fall in love with a /co/ user and it ended south so fast, no one in this board is valid of love nor able it act civil off site. (I fell for it)

>>149310625
Not just basically, the original idea spawned from gender swapped Etingville.

>>149310584
More like tumblr girls larping as 4chan girls. 4changirls are completely broken but in a very different way.

Been dealing with some girl in her 30's that used krautchan sincer her tweens and is really in to lolis and is hell sometimes, mostly because she acts like every comment were she is not always seem as right is a discussion that needs to go for 8 hours for no good reason and she can not grasp the concept of being wrong about anything.

An anon social awareness combined with an female emotional stability is a fucking dangerous combination that I hope in no one on this earth.

>>149310524
Who is the Christfag?

>>149309773
:(

>>149308782
>She's kind of my answer to Cathy comics.
She needs to be bigger.

>>149310562
>Why would you be friends with someone like that? Having to constantly walk in eggshells while always in the risk of offending her so she turns your back on you and start spreading nasty rumors about your person?
That's just what all female friendships are like.

>>149310699
My OC

>>149310835
Good lord almighty it's like the Jerma vid

>>149310835
>>149310524
I want to marry your OC.

>>149310725
I guess that comes with age, based on what I've seen of Gloomy she's basically Cathy if she grew up on tumblr

>>149308668
Why does Billy start trailer trash maxxing as she gets older?

>>149310562
>>149310780

>>149310923
Liz's influence on her, perhaps. She's an artist so she's not making much money to begin with.

>>149310937
>adorable fat cosplayer

Gwen needs to be my girlfriend.

>>149310962
Get in line buddy

>>149310524
>>149310835
Nice genderbent Moral Orel

>>149310881
Are you sure, you'll have to wear the frog outfit
>>149311024
You're not the first to make that joke

>>149311031
That's some pig.

>>149311031
Yeah, I'd still be down, if that's what it takes to make a proper woman of her and then get to making lots of babies.

>>149310955
>Gwen turns into a normalfag mom
>the rest all turn into trailer trash
lmao

>>149310955
some background on the characters in their 30s

>>149311057
Liz really do be having that v-tuber gremlin energy

>>149311057
Husband? Me.

>>149311056
Gwen has a positive attitude, which puts her in line to be the most successful Dashr girl

>>149311031
I really feel for the father that has to tolerate this pig of a daughter, truly he is Christ-like in his suffering

>>149311076
hopefully she at least gets moderately successful. I can't see her having a normal career. what would she even do for work?

>>149311105
I would've donated :[

>>149311101
I know what you are

>>149311089
>mooooom i don't care about subs versus dubs
>you're grounded young lady

>>149311089
OH NO NO NO OH NO
My mind rushed to this when I saw that LOL. Gwen cursed alt timeline

>>149311116
Gwen to her daughter: "YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR JAPANESE LESSON, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT"

>>149310902
She's literally me fr fr

>>149302760 (OP)
Deltarune

>>149310902
Cathy raised on Tumblr would probably have an on and off relationship with a man and a woman for the entire run of her comic.

>>149311181
T.V. TIME BITCHES

>>149311166
>diet soda
why

>>149311208
It's a fat person cope
t.fat person

>>149311208
It's part of the original Cathy illustration I was referencing

>>149311230
really? did not know my cathy lore.

>>149311166
Cute cat

>>149311238
From this collection of comics first published in 1986

>>149311246
cat ears as hair is a nice touch

>>149311166
TAWOG: The Artistic World of Gloomy or alternatively replace "artistic" with "autistic"

>>149311259
I see.

>>149311166
I didn't realize you made that pic as a response to that post, goddamn your work fast

>>149304458
I hope to see their o-faces in their 30s, to see if there's any change as they got older.

To the people wondering why some of the characters trailer trash-max... I am white trash myself, most of my family lives in the trailer park where I'm from

>>149311312
I do!! Thank you!

>>149311427
How many offers for dates do you get daily?

>>149311427
living in a trailer park is normal it's normal i'm normal

Gentlemen, good news.
What if we made a crossover comic?

>>149311739
Who is we?

>>149311763
We, us

Wii wii nigga.
We gotta crossover with those weekly /co/ losers and blast their asses with some dashr

>>149311803
I'm not following, what do you want Dashr to crossover with again? Are you talking about >>149310524

>>149311656
None lmao
I'm getting married in September
>>149311701
I would never say anything bad about the trailer park, good memories only in my mind

>>149310481
>What was the weirdest?
Recently, it was these 2 posts:

>>149268167
>>149276981

>>149304458
>canon shlicking faces
very cool

>>149311195
if he existed as a character 10 years ago, I don't think Tumblr would have recovered to this day

>>149311427
considering Billie isn't white, would she be considered a hood rat or just a fan of the aesthetics?or is Billie one of those girls who isn't white but thinks (wishes) she was?

>>149312392
I agree, more artists should do it for their characters.

>>149304831
big pic related energy.

>>149310305
I've edited this to include Gwen so people don't have to constantly post 2 separate images anymore

>>149304280
Oh I've read a part that. I recall the key had a hidden cost that the main didn't know about.

>>149313725
I like the idea that it goes both ways for them, making them a perfect match

>>149308704
Damn. Is it bad I feel terrible for her?

>>149310962
>>149311089
>chubby
>cosplayer
>protestant (and not a filthy papist like aggie)
>ages like wine
>doesn't give-up on her hobbies when she's older
she really is wife material

which one would you anons be? >>149314715

>>149315671
None of these guys they feel like even less characters than the girls they're paired with.

>>149302760 (OP)
Doesn't Aggie just sounds mad by default?

>>149311050
Sweet, you've got a long life of condomless sex and weird Gumby sex RP ahead of you, enjoy.

>>149315679
i mean they havent had time to shine so far so they're pretty much props for now.

>>149302760 (OP)
Is this entire thread just the artist samefagging? Buy an ad.

>>149315887
No it's me pretending to be the artist samefagging.

>>149315722
I would imagine she probably has some attitude. I remember that the artist gave specific VAs in mind for what would best suit each character

>>149315887
I think people miss when webcomic guys and gals used to come into threads like this, gob in It Hurts!! threads was really fun

>>149311057
Billie looks like she either smokes or doesnt sleep enough. why did she dyed her hair blonde?
>>149315671
sadly none of them. makes me think in create a oc only to interact with billie.

>>149315887
It's incredible to think I would willingly shill on here. No, people actually seem to like my slop for some reason.

Is the artist a drawfag here or something?

>>149316692
I do occasionally drawfag here and there

>>149311820
Oh yeah that.
We need more pissed off girls mad at christgal

>>149316586
>makes me think in create a oc only to interact with billie
might as well.
>she either smokes or doesnt sleep enough
I could see both. Plus she drinks lots of energy drinks, so it could easily be associated with the caffieine crash, especially as she ages into her 30s and 40s.

>>149317510
Having people seethe at Emmy is funny to me, so I might do another one later now that I've got the canon middle age designs if the thread's still around.

Liz sexo

>>149319489
>>149310524
these chicks are not nearly homely enough for my taste
but i AM interested nonetheless

>>149320090
Yeah, homely wasn't my bit it was more like "background character in someone else's story" outside of Kaitlyn. They're girls you'd use in crowd shots to fill out a scene because they're all too weird to be main characters. I'm not gonna take up your time, but thread's slow, so here you go. I've got a fic and strawpages too, it's a whole thing

>>149320473
weird fetish? c'mon you can't leave it at that

>>149302760 (OP)
>>149304423
>>149318944
It's funny that Billie is the most high-strung one, you'd never get that from first appearances

>>149319489
I kinda wanna the black one but she has the shittiest taste next to the normalfag, the redneck is definitely the most based.

>>149310937
>>149311018
Are there really girls out there who cosplay secretly in their home? Isn't attention the whole point? And cons are absolutely full of chubby cosplayers. People dress as characters they absolutely do not resemble. It's kinda understood that if you're not going for a cosplay you can pull off, then you're just cosplaying a character you like.

>>149321670
Anon she doesn't have the self-esteem necessary to cosplay publicly.

>>149321213
short short womanlet short

>>149321670
Yeah, it's actually a thing in the cosplay community called a "closet cosplay" though sometimes that refers to a cosplay cobbled together from things in your closet

>>149318944
lmaao what a psycho <3

>>149321743
Perfect for bullying by putting on the top shelf.

>>149321896
perfect for IMAGINE

>>149319489
>the dog from final fantasy
do white women really?

>>149322001
But he's hot?

If the series was focus on these girls it would be kino.

Hands down the best girls in the thread. Would watch anything with them

>>149322275
The two on the far right (red hat and black chick) are too sexualized to be 'femcels'. The best you can do is try to appeal to less conventional standards of beauty but still make them frumpy.

Jen is probably the best example of this.

>>149322503
>The two on the far right (red hat and black chick) are too sexualized to be 'femcels'

I guess it's could work if the blonde w/ hat is a lanklet who stuff her bra to make it seem bigger. The right girl just need to have a slightly smaller waist and chest

>>149322596
I think she needs average to small sized boobs and can keep the fat ass. Also needs some acne.

>>149322596
>>149322703
>>149322275
Make the Black girl like MahmaaPuu with dreads
The redneck/redpill girl can be an Emily Youcis type.

>>149321339
Or can I?
>>149321621
Many such cases
>>149322503
>femcels'
While true, my intention was to create little freaks, so that's what I did. The thing is it's not apparent at first glance why they're only hanging out with each other and then you see them in action and it clicks. I recognize that's difficult to get across in a handful of images That's why I wrote the 20k+ words, though.

>>149319489
Who they?

>>149322820
>>149322703
Jolene (blonde hat girl) i could see her being mistaken for a dude as funny gag since shes a tomboy with a bunch of brothers. Thats why i think her having a slender lanklet bod or a teen slim boy muscular bod fits perfect. I could see her being those toxic COD/Halo gamers. Plus could be make funny moments of her getting blasted on mic saying shes a girl on webcam and people laugh at her slenderman physic thinking shes trans. Be perfect her being an edgy Emily Youcis type.

Marie-Sophie (Black girl) could be build like Leshawna from total drama island.

>>149322503
You do know there's other stuff than looks that goes into that, right? Like personality or standards. There would be no such thing as femcels OR incels if people didn't have standards. And then some people actively avoid seeking sex due to some combination of laziness, insecurity, fear and romantic delusions of waiting for their perfect prince or princess and are still angry they don't get sex.

>>149322917
>>149320473

>>149322940
Jolene being a stereotypical tomboy build but having massive hooters is funny tho. Also the fuck you mean by an Emily Youcis type? That's not a type, that's a particular person. A person whose shtick wasn't all that great to begin with before she fell down the stormfront rabbit hole.
>Marie-Sophie (Black girl) could be build like Leshawna from total drama island.
She's not already?

>>149322965
desu im going by the standard incel definition being impossible to get pussy with no standards. By that definition, femcels don't exist.

So this is why Demo 3 is taking so fucking long

>>149320473
>>149319489
Emerence is lovely. I think if you add swirly glasses and have her with unkempt messy high pigtails hair (similar to left pic) it would be perfect. geek/nerd girls are the best. If seen so much girls with messy hair nerds/femcel but never see them in fiction.

>>149323215
I'm still waiting on the rental bussy myself

>>149323215
No I'm doing this shit to keep myself sane. You didn't pay me, there's no contract I'm a free agent
>>149323291
This one's done outside of art though.

>>149323296
Do whatever you like as long as it keeps you away from the fandom that shant be named

>>149323284
She seems more Christfag than nerd, swirly glasses would be too much of a hat on a hat with the braces I think. Gloomy and this other anon seem like they know where to stop with the clutter.

>>149323044
>tomboy build but having massive hooters is funny tho.

I dont mind her big breast personally i love them since we dont get that much girls with honkers. when i meant Emily Youcis type i meant those uncontrollable, bipolar, edgy type of girls that go online trolling saying anything offensive like a modern warfare lobby.


>She's not already?

she is i just wanted to mention to reduce the breast a little like the previous anon mention. those bbw ebony goddess are the great, i always love seeing them in cartoons.

>>149323364
>reduce the breast a little

>>149323361
it doesn't need to be swirly it could be eyeless glasses or similar. Christfag could be nerds anon. Braces with glasses is the best combo. Its like peanut butter and jelly my boy of best blend

>>149304280
Is this from the author of that bullying manga? Did it finish?

>>149323396
It's not just glasses though, it's the whole retainer thing. Just the retainer adds a certain je ne sais quoi while glasses plus retainer starts muddying the waters by making it too much of a stereotypical nerd and starts subtracting from the Christfag thing

>>149318133
Why she have a gun?

>>149323427
Christfag just need to wear a cross and thats it. Wow such a big difference omg. Not everything has to look the part to be it. Go to your local church and see how diverse people are dressed it not like the 50s where people were suits and well-mannered dress. falling for the tradchad meme female image

>>149323045
>with no standards
>standard definition
Then there is no such thing as an incel because cheap hookers exist.

Realistically, it's people with poor looks and/or poor social skills and/or standards that are out of their league. Plus they also kinda have to be bitter about it or identify as an incel. Otherwise they're just unlucky/lonely.

But all I'm telling you is that a person doesn't have to be unattractive to qualify.

>>149323442
my headcanon is that Dashr U takes place in either Virgina or Texas, so that'd probably explain it.

>>149323529
>Then there is no such thing as an incel because cheap hookers exist.
I think most incels would reject having to pay for sex as a valid option. Because as that point you are basically advocating for betabux/oofy-doofy shit.

Not that I endorse or accept incel beliefs, just sticking to the traditional definition.

>But all I'm telling you is that a person doesn't have to be unattractive to qualify.

I think you kinda have to in order to qualify. Maybe not 2/10 monstrosities, but def no more than 6/10 at best.

Also , women could get laid by a guy on any level attractiveness.

>>149323284
>swirly glasses
reminds me of Mimiyori's OC.
Also, that reminds me that Mimiyori had a loser girl character, but I haven't seen her post much of her lately.
>geek/nerd girls are the best.
hard agree.

>>149323471
It's a character design, not a real life person. You want parts of their personality be apparent based on their appearances. I don't know the character but everything thus far I've seen of this Emmy screams she's a tradchristfag so the design is apparent. I just don't see what glasses add beyond personal preferences.

>>149321213
she does look quite a bit taller in that outfit

>>149323636
That bottom right image is literally how I see most of those gamer girl types. Slob, unkempt hair, chubby wearing those hoodie and sweatpants yet I have never seen them drawn like that. For like femcel nerd girls. Its always the 0w0 cutie shy I'm so ugly amirate guys cartoon. Most femcels in cartoon are always ofans coomer tier. I want more of this and others type

>>149323701
Its because of mouth breathers like you we are stuck with same trope character images. Matter of fact take her retainer off too. Have her be extra cherry so we know its a Christian character. Yep, amen bless character design right guys. Matter of fact have her holding a Bible in hand and have no folds on her clothing extra smooth. Have her eyes wide open and unhinged like the Mormons

>>149316627
I don't believe you.

>>149323814
My dude, I'm just saying the design is good as is and effectively communicates what the character is about (at least what I can tell based on all the context I've been given), you're the one that thinks it should be changed. It's a moot point since I doubt gloomy or this other dude is gonna change their stuff regardless.

>>149323875
Can't wait for the depressed christian arc from her parents being so strict. Her smile is insincere as she keeps the cheery happy personality as a front but deep down hates her life.

>It's a moot point since I doubt gloomy or this other dude

I mean why change perfection like you mentioned. Just double down and make it a bigger trope

>>149323871
I've literally only made threads about cartoons I like. You don't have to believe me but you are wrong and stupid. Why would I shill? So I can be shat on and have a bunch of people call me a shill? Sounds like a lot of fun, yeah sure.

Now I, too, shall describe five or six physical characteristics I find personally arousing, and the vague haze of what could almost be considered a character archetype by throwing together some terrible tropes, in hopes that I receive some delicious run-off acclaim or free art. Let’s see, uh… big breasts. Large tits. She’s gotta have an ample chest. Fat mammaries… what else? Massive jugs. And she should have curly red hair that covers her eyes.

Personality? I dunno, who gives a shit. She likes watching re-runs of NCIS and owns one of those green egg charcoal smokers. There.

Print girl, please.

>>149324102
who hurt you, anon? Are you angry that femcels could be attractive and have the same issues as incels getting dates

>>149320473
>interested in traditionally masculine nerd shit
the idea of her trying to do some historical reenactment but having to fit her giant honkers into a men's uniform pretty damn funny to me.

>>149324135
A girl I dated my freshman year of college would stab me with a pen at random intervals because she thought me wincing in pain was cute, but that’s neither here nor there. I just think that if you’re going to try to collaborate with drawfags or “content creators” you should have more to offer than “draw her architected up like Leshawna Totaldrama” or “Add my pile of fetishes as a ‘character’ too”

>>149324185
most of the characters are just fetish tier anyway. Please look me in the eyes and tell me why a normal character would have this description if they aren't fapbait to begin with?
>draw her architected up
dont matter in the end. artist will do what they do.

>>149324280
Show me your eyes and I shall look into them, deep as I can

>>149324185
Yeah, it is pretty silly

>>149324280
>Please look me in the eyes and tell me why a normal character would have this description if they aren't fapbait to begin with?
This is so fucking funny to someone that does know

>>149302760 (OP)
I think Billie is supposed to be Hispanic but it's funnier if she doesn't have a canon ethnicity and is just ambiguously brown like a tumblr oc. Imagine Billie wearing different costumes from around the world and Aggie wants to call her out for cultural appropriation but she doesn't actually know what race Billie is and is too scared to ask.

>>149324304
>>149324185

kek, im afriad my eyes have been glued shut from gooning to the girls.

But in all seriousness do you honestly think this thread would get as popular if it isnt about like nerd/ fujo/ bizarre, weird girls. Most people are interested in the characters first, story second. whereas, male fandom stories is the reverse character design is second and story is first. A female could have the worst personality and no one would care because in the end its just people seeing the cast for their waifus.

>>149324394
Eh, I think there's a bit more to the thread beyond that. I don't think these threads would endure as much if people also didn't like the personalities to a certain extent, it's easy to draw a bunch of nerd stereotypes and call it a day. I think Gloomy (and the other one you know who you are) have their finger on the pulse when it comes to authentically nerdy fringe girls. It helps being a woman as well as using part of their lived experience and all but they do a good job regardless coming up with a nice variety that isn't just your standard shit everyone else does.

>>149302760 (OP)
Who the fuck is Aggie?

Can I talk about my great OC in here, he’s an aspie supremacist who believes that there should be an Autistic Israel, or Autisrael, with government-mandated girlfriends matched based on attractiveness of woman to IQ score of man. Also he’s obsessed with Rome and has ‘converted’ to Hellenic Neo-Paganism, and is trying to bring back the Trans-Atlantic Accent.

He dresses like Rod Serling hosting The Night Gallery, has a Walt Disney pencil stache (or wants to, but can’t get it to grow evenly enough and sucks at self-grooming), and stands at an intimidating 5’11”. Eyes like Brad Dourif in that one X-Files episode, hair like HP Lovecraft. Pale as a blind cave fish. Capable of single-handedly making an Aryan Brotherhood member question the purity and strength of the white race.

>>149324524
Read the thread my dude

>>149324553
No.

>>149324514
gloomy makes great comics. However, the character designs get the viewers' attention first and we stay for the neat story. It's not bad to have cutesy characters, but if its fapbait it tends to be moreso big breast, big butt and tries to use sexualization to make the viewer stay like an ecchi anime. Its not bad but it could be more than that. Dashr u is a supposed to be a comfy slice of life comic with niche fanbase girls that are a little off.

>>149324566
I can’t stroke my shit unless I have a connection to the characters. I simply do not cum if they don’t resonate with me. It’s a tragic affliction that has plagued me all my life, but has made for an inspiring tale of overcumming adversity.

>>149309541
What kind of videogames do they play?

>>149324609
Civilization 5 with the Brave New World expansion

>>149324542
>Autistic Israel,
would that be Hyperborea. i feel like his tism would want him to make that land a reality. probably be the one posting edits on the chans and other social media

>>149324542
Is this him?

>>149324644
His idea is basically doing an Israel “it was promised” to Italy to restore Rome as an autism ethnostate using evidence from totally legit sources that indicates aspergers syndrome is evidence of pure Roman blood. They’re going to cast out the Lombard mutts that live there now and RETVRN

>>149324566
>>149324591
I have a different comic that's more emotional. Dashr U is just fun, but I don't try to make any of the girls "hot" unless it's for porn.

>>149324591
>. I simply do not cum if they don’t resonate with me.
Lol, people get attach to characters right away. i bet if you draw a cute scribble girl and have her suffer from depression people would jump on her in seconds. Just look at leggy lamb who only appeared for a second and has more lewd contents than well-established characters with storylines.

>>149324671
Not quite. Similar in many respects, but less effective as a lolcow because the communities he would be most “active” in are imageboard echo chambers that have very similar ideas to his own.

I’ve named him Millard

>>149318944
This is making me rofl way too hard

>>149324705
If it resonates with me emotionally I can jerk off to it. That’s why I was able to jerk off to the movie Big Fish and the song “Cat’s In The Cradle” after my dad passed away

>>149324738
I'm sorry you jerk off to your dad passing away

>>149324743
Well now you’re just twisting my words to be crass, anon

I know /co/ is too young to remember blasternation but this was a neat slice of comic similar to dashr u. sad they had to end for their other comic.

>>149324755
If I make you cry, will you start jerking off?

>>149324759
Sorry, I don’t read Slipshine reject comics

>>149324767
I mean not to the incident of you making me cry but it will unlock my ability to jerk off to media depicting similar situations. It’s like how Megaman unlocks weapons

>>149324774
shut your underage bitch ass up. No adult will ever blasphem the nation. There other comic though is dreck and deserves every insult.

>>149324785
You sound like an emotional beater. You beat to the rhythm of the character. Every stroke encompasses the lows and high the character endures until the climax. You probably scroll and beat until the end uggh ass beater.

>>149324825
This radical display of empathy and astute observation has granted me the ability to jerk off to the television show Psych

>>149324849
I’m so curious, genuinely, how this all works

>>149324849
i want you too know anon. i am the same as you and i have goon'd to your post. It made me feel attached to (you). i know this is sudden but (you) as a local 4chan sexpest posting really made me get my freak on.

>>149324888
I’m gonna competitively goon to (You) both

>>149317510
okay here you go bro holding up my end. I put her in glasses for that one guy it's not canon but she can wear fake glasses at a convention as a treat
>>149324174
that's really fucking funny, i'm gonna borrow that, thank you. perhaps one day we'll see each other again and i'll hand it to you not today though
>>149324362
very funny stuff happening

>>149324883
Well, we’re on /co/ so I will put it in /co/ terms: it’s like Taskmaster, except instead of being able to perfectly mimic physical feats that I witness with my eyes, I am able to stroke my shit silly to emotional situations that mirror any I have experienced. Some day, I hope to have lived a rich and full enough life that I can jerk off to anything. I find myself stuck, right now, because I cannot jerk off to Beau Is Afraid, as nothing like that has ever happened to me.

>>149324908
>glasses for that one guy it's not canon
thank you based drawfriend. now i must cry in the corner and ask why it must not be canon ahhhhhhhhhhh.

>>149324908
This image resonates with me emotionally. The time is at hand

>>149324988
>The time is at hand
is it time to use the right hand to finish the job?

>>149324908
Emmy is such a pure cinnamon bun and angry Billie is cute

>>149324953
Do you ever jack off to the concept of women? Or does that not factor in?

>>149324908
DUDE!! I love seeing Billie in your style! I love this!!

>>149325017
I mean, do the women have an emotional arc that I can relate to? I can’t just look at a big titted whore and start pulling my pud like some kind of cromagnon cave man. I have to know the depths of her soul, or at least be given a brief glimpse into her ambitions and desires. What kind of animal doesn’t acknowledge the personhood of the breasts he wants to adorn with a pearl necklace?

>>149325055
>cromagnon cave man
its a sign of being low test. start eating some meat no veggie diet, watching sports, exercising and watching alpha male podcast and finish and complete NNN and then you will be healed. You can also inject steroids and start trt sessions to boost results.

>>149325006
I too know what it is like to have an overly religious upbringing and feel out of place in the world as a result, thus I can jerk off to Emmy. And indeed, I understand what it is to feel unappreciated in my craft when surrounded by those I feel put less of themselves into their work than I, so I can relate to Billie. As such, I can jerk off to this image.

>>149325055
You’re a sensitive soul with a unique vocabulary, I think I understand your vision now

>>149324100
>Why would I shill?
for attention and eyes on your work. duh. I know what you're doing.

>>149325119
Would that be allowed? Emmy wouldnt want you to think about her in lewd positions before marriage. Plus Billie would want you to pay her Commish money to draw her doing smut. how could you emotionally betray them both touching you self one being a sin to emmy and doing it for free without paying billie

>>149325147
I don’t really need that
Attention makes me nervous

>>149325147
It's got waifus, anons will shill that shit for free regardless.

>>149325157
I mentioned acknowledging and understanding their personhood and desires, which is not inherently the same thing as respecting them.

If I respected women, why would I be posting here?

>>149325169
>responded immediately

Quit being so dishonest.

>>149325209
You’re the only person talking to me and I’m bored

>>149325169
What do you think of all these “excellent” character ideas in the thread? So many could-have-been Evan Dorkins and Andrea Dworkins.

>>149325238
Oh honestly I think everyone has different preferences with regards to character designs. My design philosophy is that I try to make characters that have a bit of groundedness or realism despite being cartoony.

>>149325238
>Andrea Dworkins

>>149325250
Truth is sometimes Stranger Than Fiction, with Will Ferrell. Another film that I can empathize with, that feeling of helpless lack of agency in one’s own life.

>>149325195
for a second there you made me nervous. i thought you were a male feminist. now i know you and me are the same.

>>149325283
I can’t resist saying it but I don’t think male feminists are honest. I made a comic about it once, but I just feel like it’s an elaborate act to get pussy or be abusive without taking any responsibility.

>>149325295
How could the likes of Neil Gaiman, Joss Whedon, and Wil Wheaton possibly be construed as abusive and creepy? Why, between them they produced some era-defining feminist TV, literature, and comics!

>>149325295
I for one would feel safer around the guy who jacks off to emotional resonance than around a self-described male feminist

>>149325334
Same here actually, I feel safer around someone who doesn’t respect women but is honest about it than someone who’s duplicitous about it for their own gain

>>149325295
Some of them are genuine, but that usually only happens when they're using it as a form of self-flagellation to atone for some sort of imaginary sin they think they've committed.

>>149325344
I was literally about to post the same comment what the fuck

>>149324759
Oh I remember this. It was actually one of the first webcomics I read. I still ship Matt and Ash after all this time

>>149325343
If it makes you feel any better, I don’t respect most men either. I do respect some though. I respect Jim Henson, for instance. That level of puppetcraft deserves recognition and praise

>>149319489
>(varying levels of psychopathic) narcissist
>guys who say "hell yeah" that make you also say "hell yeah", and sometimes masks
>doesn't matter as long as they're nice or perceived as a good guy
>only into pathetic people, assholes, or pathetic assholes
>basic bitch with a few very tame "hear me outs"
Am I reading this right?

>>149325703
That's a solid read, yeah.

>>149311105
I know girls like her that work as medical assistants

>>149324759
>sad they had to end for their other comic.
I'm surprised that rock cocks is still going on, I would've thought it would've reached its conclusion or close to it by now

>>149324638
good choice in game

>>149324591
>I simply do not cum if they don’t resonate with me.
this phrasing reminds me of the quote from the critic in Ratatouille.

>>149324908
kek this is perfect, especially since the unhoneybun artist is apparently way more successful than Billie even to this day.
also, great job drawing 30s Billie. she looks really good here.

>>149324759
>>149325379
one of the first webcomics I read was Octopus Pie, which I vaguely remember either being associated with this comic or maybe the artist being friends with them? I do remember seeing ads for Blaster Nation on the Octopus Pie site.
Also, while I think the girls from the Octopus Pie comic are probably better off than the Dashr girls, I can see some similarities I can appreciate especially from the earlier comics. Especially since Eve was kinda a short angry girl stuck in a downwardly mobile position who vaguely tolerated and resented her friend.

>>149326014
I feel like if Liz had a job that's not associated with streaming, it'd be high stress. Medical professional definitely fits into that.