>>149315554 (OP) >At college and some offers me two bucks to watch a video about animal cruelty and why I should be a vegetarian >Me: Hey, free money and a comedy show. Not a bad deal.
>>149315672 There is a difference between dying painfully or peacefully.
>>149315554 (OP) Ackully! Peas are like sperm or eggs. Broccoli are flowers, so you eat a cut off dick. Tomatoes are like testicles or a womb that is exracted by a surgeon. Whats the green thingy?
>>149315961 >There is a difference That ultimately amounts to jack fucking shit. Death is a feature, not a bug. How one actually gets there is irrelevant. Stop trying to inject meaning into a meaningless universe and eat your Mac and Cheese already