Thread 149322221

We don't cotton to no incest fags or porn posters round here

>>149322221 (OP)
>>149322644

>"Listen here you uppity little peon" Stella squawked, her voice rising like a boiling kettle, "We've been standing here for 15 minutes! I don't care if you say you 'can't do it', I want you to get your skinny ass back there and...!"
>The smack was so loud it reverberated through the store
>Stella's face went beet red as the sharp pain of Anon's hand spanking her left cheek dulled slightly
>She turned to stare daggers down at him, but found herself cowed by his steely gaze
>Stella's fury melted likes snow, replaced instead with flustered embarrassment
>As Anon resumed the order with the barista, Stella stood quietly, listening to her heart pounding in her chest
>She'd always been used to getting whatever it was she wanted, or when she didn't, she was use to being able to take it out on someone
>She'd never really been disciplined, even as a child; she'd just been allowed to do whatever she wanted or just been ignored
>No one had ever so much as looked her in the eyes and sternly told her no
>Now, here was this human, a full head shorter than her, even in her human disguise, casually spanking her in public
>She should have felt like ripping his hands off and shoving them down his gullet
>Instead, her body felt warm and tingly, her heart seemed ready to pop out of her chest
>Anon had finished ordering and told her to follow him to their seats
>When they were sat down, she stared at the table as Anon calmly but firmly told her to keep her attitude in check
>she tried to mutter a pathetic excuse, but he stopped her
>"Look me in the eyes when we're talking," he said sternly
>She managed to meet his gaze, and she felt her face go flush again.
>It took every ounce of her will to keep eye contact and to try and maintain a smattering of her Goetia pride
>"I...I said, that I will try to be a little more tactful in the future," she managed to stammer out in as close to an even tone as possible.
>His face softened as the barista came by with the order.
>"That's all I ask"

Stella starring in IMPED movies?

>>149322926
Nah, she prefers human men

>>149322684
>>149322692
>>149324290

>>149324301
Your waifu is shit cope

>Y-y-y-you CAN'T like Stella!
>Sh-she's a WOMAN!
Cry harder, faggots.

Seethe. And when she is killed on screen I will never stop rubbing it in your face, cock sucker.

>>149324383
AI sucks.

>>149323423
Indeed

>>149322684
>>149322692
>>149324290
>>149324308
>>149324383
>Sandeep melty

>>149323423
She's gotta make money some kind of way now that Octavia cut her off.

>>149324980
>>149325002
>>149325016
>>149325031
>>149325049
>>149325071
>>149325086
>>149325131
>>149325150
etc
Based

>>149323423
Based

>>149324980
>>149325002
>>149325016
>>149325031
>>149325049
etc
Based

>>149325071
>>149325086
>>149325131
>>149325150
also based

>>149326212
>>149326223

>>149324749
That's what her new human sugar daddy is for.

>>149322221 (OP)
is it really incest if the entire family's already related? she's royalty so there's guaranteed inbreeding already. stella's likely paimon's great granddaughter or something of the sort

>>149322684
>>149322692
>>149324290
>>149324308
>>149324383
Based Sandeep.

>>149326230
Is she listening to Haddaway?

>>149326966
stolas detected, please vacate the thread

>>149322684
>>149322692
>>149324290
MindBROKEN

I prefer her Daughter but she’s good

>>149322692
Who commissons these?

That was a funny meltdown. Was that stolasfag or another imbecile joined the scene?

>>149330456
Sandeep, our resident (and possibly underage) AI shitter.

I find it easier just to lump all the schizos up as one entity, though. No real point in assigning names when they all operate the same way.

>>149330543
>AI shitter
Lol, bar cannot be lower.

Nah, some of them are pretty memorable and sometimes even funny.

>>149330543
The one entitiy. IT IS HE. THE NIGGER!!!

>>149330456
>>149330543
it was more than one person jumping in to get a rise and the ai spammer was not the only one involved

>>149330608
No, it was just him. He admitted in an earlier thread that he uses multiple VPNs.

>>149330649
Unless he openly admitted that he was behind the porn spam everything I saw in that thread seems to point toward multiple people like that anon said.

>>149326380
You think that's enough to satisfy her? Financially or sexually?

There was more than one person I would know

loona bros, is she really worth putting up with shitzo?
be honest

I can't imagine feeling so strongly about helluva.

>>149333332
He's retarded enough and desperate enough for some kind of positive relationship that there's like 50/50 odds he ends up becoming you biggest fan if you go through the motions of respecting him as her father figure which could be a bit annoying but would at least be tolerable, so I guess it depends on if you think you can win the coin flip.

For those who missed it, Ch. 7 of HILTLH(H) is up.
https://archiveofourown DOT org/works/65989972/chapters/173862292

>>149333503
>there's like 50/50 odds he ends up becoming you biggest fan if you go through the motions of respecting him
...and the other 50%?
because i cannot, in good conscience, respect that degenerate

>>149333519
I love the dynamic they're developing and the gag with the alcohol exploding on his eyebrows got me good
>>149333503
If you're dating Loona he's never going to like you its just how he is

>>149333546
He seethes about it and tries to ruin your relationship and/or get you killed or do it himself, which unfortunately has a high chance of succeeding because he's basically Imp Captain America physically and skill wise, canonically..

>>149333601
>tries to ruin your relationship and/or get you killed or do it himself
but if anon is a warlock, then hed have a few aces up his sleeve, no?
and even if he manages to kill him, what good will that do?
he would just come back as a sinner, and presumably a rather powerful one

>>149333601
Then Loona hates him forever

>Dating Loona
Couldn't be me
t. Lunachad

>>149322221 (OP)
loona and anon

>>149333650
>Goes to Heaven
What now?

>>149333678
>implying
No one learning occult magic from a goetic demon is going to heaven, that arrangement in itself would land your ass in hell

>>149333678
>>Goes to Heaven
>warlock who made a pact with a literal demon to learn magic going to heaven
i dont think so

>>149333555
nice trips

Viv is a Fujo’s hamplanet

>>149333555
Ty for the kind words <3

>>149330456
>>149330543
>>149330603
>>149330607
>>149330608
etc
Its multiple people that have VPNs even with a VPN you can only post but so rapidly, plus I bet there were people who weren't on a VPN posting too.

>>149330456
Does she really have teeth? I've never noticed.

>>149333332
You might not have to put up with him. Blitzo's relationship with Loona is strong currently due to his saving her life in Mastermind but that won't last if he keeps cockblocking her and killing people she likes.
You could always get him drunk enough to challenge him to a demon duel for Loona's adoption certificate.

>>149335036
Indeed they do

>>149335036
cartoon logic. they have teeth when it's funny

>>149335227
>>149335234
I'm blind and retarded lol

>>149333674
Pool's closed

>>149333519
Mighty fine chapter anon, mighty fine! Anon and Loona's interactions feel nice and natural. Hopefully he does get another chance to smack Blitzo around with a frying pan.

Are you intending for him to become a more permanent employee of IMP? I can see Blitzo hiring him just to keep him at guns reach.

You are a bunch of unlikable pretentious assholes. I see why you are targeted by spammers.

Stella on roller skates.

>>149335651
Anon if he 70s

>>149336165
No way she's staying upright with that uneven weight distribution.

>>149336536
Her ass will balance out the titty weight, I'm sure

>>149336625
There's still the matter of finding skates that can fit those huge-ass feet...

>>149336678
just strap a pair of skateboards to the bottom of her feet.

>>149336266
>>149335651
Literally Giorgio Moroder, but without sunglasses

>>149336704
Good idea. And to help her stay upright, loop some rope around her waist and guide her along like a dog.

What's the moment Anon and Loona first kiss?

This thread needs more octavia in it

>>149336995
Stop trying to fuck my stepdaughter, Anon

>>149336970
On the ferris wheel duh

>>149337019
How about you stop fucking my mother in law, weirdo

>Stella Thread still up
Nice, quite good
>>149336536
>>149336678
>>149336704
Which is why she would ride a motorcycle

>>149336995
That'd be nice too

>>149337038
What happened in Stella's life to make her a biker?

>>149337093
It'd be a nice get away from Stolass and Goetian politics and it's fun
>>149337036
>>149337019
>Stolas after he kills Blitzo and reveals he's heterosexual
https://youtu.be/a6s1FbBMcNw?t=18

I Wanna Hug That Hellhound!

>>149337019
>>149337036
>StellaAnon and OctaviaAnon constantly butting heads whenever they see each other
>Stella and Octavia couldn't care less, just happy whenever they get to see each other again
Green potential? Yay? Nay? Hay?

>>149337451
Hey, why not? It'd be funny.

>>149337451
Possible but why would the two Anons butt heads?

Can a human impregnate a demon bird?

>>149337504
Their taste in waifus?

>>149337553
Sure. They've got boobs for a reason.

>>149337093
>Redemption
>Catholic
What if I am? What if I believe in the sanctity of marriage and that it should be between a man and a woman only? What if I believe in raising a family and growing old together? Problem?

>>149336970
perhaps there's a moment when one of them is in danger and they both realize they can't imagine living without each other so when the threat is over they embrace

>>149337553
Well I'm not going to stop trying

>>149337553
>After spending months with and being by her side Stella was bound to reward you in some manner.
>but After giving you several of these rewards an old feeling she hadn't felt in a long time surprised her, surely this is all in her head right?
>In the morning she made her way to the bathroom and grabbed an old pregnancy test, when she got the results they hit her like a train.
>Stella was in deep shock when she saw the results of the test, "Surely this is a false result, how HOW can this be?!"
>How could a Human impregnate a Goetian. Should she tell you? What if word got out? How would Octavia react to having a sibling?
>With all these worries, a tingling feeling slowly crept up on her mind.
>"Still...to be a mother again with a faithful husband".
>Her initial fears were slowly overwhelmed with the exciting idea of not only being a wife again but to being a mother again.
>"Maybe...maybe I'm just scared, after all he'll be there for me like he always has been since we first met".
>She looked at herself in the mirror, she saw a smile coming across her face her feathers turning pink with delight.
>She took a deep breath, exited the bathroom and gleefully made her to the bedroom to inform you of the good news.

I love Stella so FUCKING much it's unreal
Why does this show have to SUCK so hard
>>149330456
>stolasfag still exists
must suck to be permanently mentally ill
>>149330543
>there's ANOTHER schizo now since I've been gone
I miss the threads on the other board

Anyone have that image of Tesla complimenting Stella?

>>149338469
Wait How long have you've been gone Anon?
When was the last time you were here?

>>149337953
Oh lawdy loo!

Another Loona wip, slow going this time around
https://files.catbox.moe/he8jsi.jpg

>>149338533
I visit this board maybe once a year if that and go on THESE threads even less seldomly ever since midway S1

>>149338602
>ever since midway S1
what I mean by that is that's about the last time I was regularly in these threads
I miss when the future looked brighter

>>149338602
>>149338623
Understandable, I have not watched this show. The concepts were interesting for both HH & HB
but seeing how they turned out and seeing the "humor", I turned my back.
We can agree Stella deserves to be happy
>I really need to do a green on Mayberry like I do with Stella

>>149333519
>7 chapters
>ctrl+f “fuck”
>239 matches
Wonderfully faithful.

>>149337953
So would this be an egg or live birth?

>>149338803
Egg, because making Anon have to learn how to care for an egg would be funny and lead to a plethora of bonding opportunities for him and Stella

>>149338601
The buttocks could be a tad more defined. Then again, it's still a sketch, and you might not have gotten around to that yet...

Helping save Stella and Stolas's arraigned marriage by becoming their living marital aid!

>>149338868
>Sex with Stolas
No way fag

>>149338601
Hell yeah

>Stolas deprived of his powers and assets for a measly hundred years, showing that he doesn't age or at least is very long lived
What is Stolas going to do when Blitzo dies of old age or a human target getting lucky and he's still here?

>>149338685
the show was always drama fist apparently, if that's the case the humor was going to suck shit either way and it's gravely disappointing
>>149338868
people like (Me) and a bunch of others in these threads have been demanding Stella fuck Stolas straight again, or for Stolas to hatefuck Stella into the best orgasm of her life so she finally shuts up
it ain't happenin, Viv is anti-salad and anti-woman

>mentally ill retards itt
Glad I'm not one of them.
You're all pathetic.

How tall were the characters again?

>>149339320
>mentally ill retards itt
>Glad I'm not one of them.
>Is one of us
Sorry bro, you're just another retard like the rest of us.

>>149339335
there's a height chart for hazbin somewhere, but from what I remember the IMP imps were fairly short (around 5ft) while Loona was like 7ft-something and the taller Goetias are around 12-ish?

>>149339335
She's a really big bird

>>149339335
It varies; though I'd say eight or nine feet is a fair estimate.

>>149339335
depends on the whim of the scene, the artists don't even bother trying to keep it consistent

>>149339369
I'm not an autistic loser fantasizing about waifus like you are.
>>149339384
I did not mention Stolas even once you schizo.

>I'm not an autistic loser fantasizing about waifus like you are
Lol, why (You) so mad boy?

>>149339521
>HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA

>>149338933
Who said you have to have sex with him? The easy solution is to fuck Stella raw while he goes out and catches aids.

>>149339320
Buddy, you're on 4chan. Take your meds like the rest of us.

The fact that if you turn Loona into a dude she goes from the perfect waifu to basically becoming one of us amuses me greatly.

>>149337553
Probably, you wanna make a cambion?

Stolas would've been a total bro if he was the exact same except straight.

>>149341543
>metrosexual stolas

This is gonna sound dumb as shit but wouldn't nearly all conflicts in HB just not happen if they talked to each other? Like "hey Stella I'm sorry your family only had you so you grew up to be an incubator for a goetia child to get into politics but I like to get fucked in the ass and suck dick so why don't we just make and egg and go our separate ways or find some other compromise because clearly we don't get along anyways" or Stolas being more clear in his intentions with Blitzo, specially Stolas in particular because he clearly has the talking skills so why act like a bumbling idiot all the time? There's better ways to make drama

>>149341607
She basically had to go above and beyond and make Stella a mustache twirling villain that tormented Stolas for fun, otherwise yeah they could have easily worked out some arrangement

>Stellafags
>Stolasfags
>Lunafags

>>149341680
Be careful what you wish for, Norm.
You might just get it.

>>149341680
I ship Stella with Norm the genie.

>>149341775
and i ship Stella with Pigeon Norm from Mike Tyson Mysteries

>>149341680
>Luna with a U

>>149341883
>I lub u anoooon!

>>149341883
>>149341920
The syphilis finally made her retarded, how sad

I just want Hazbin Hotel season 2 soon

>>149341936
Poor Luna, no wonder her cousin Loona drinks

>>149341680
are octaviafags the only good ones?

>>149342293
Certainly the least controversial so far and I say that as a Loonafag

>>149342293
>>149341883
do you think i care enough to correct a typo?
>>149342293
i don't know how to tell you this, anon
maybe

>>149342339
>do you think i care enough to correct a typo?
technically you did, you corrected blitzos typo

>>149342339
>getting upset over a shitpost

>>149342360
Blitzo didn't name her

>>149341680
>>149342339
I can't believe peo- "people" like (You) still buy into Viv's character assassination nonsense
>umm I was talking about the POSTERS sweaty
This is 4chan, you stupid nigger! Be glad these retarded spammers use R34 and not pizza with cheese

All Helluva characters are unlikable and deserve death. You can't fix them.

>>149342642
No, just change their gender.

>>149342552
>pic
You bastard. Made me chuckle.

>>149342652
Girl blitzo should still be dragged into the street and shot.

>>149342767
Not without it, of course.

>>149342652
>hell AIDS

>>149342767
No, she should be dragged to my bed and fucked!

>>149343374
Do you want to die from AIDS?

>>149343408
My immune system is too powerful for that shit. Hell, I'd probably wind up curing her as well

>>149342642
I mean, they're in literal hell and aren't sheltered, unlike Charlie.
>>149343373
Would you die if you were already in hell and got aids?

>>149343959
What the fuck does Smiling Friends have to do with this?

>>149343991
I think he means this Charlie.

>>149343489
You bet your ass I would! Bring FemStolas in too, I'll pound the lesbian right out of her.

>>149341836
Also acceptable. Norm in any form is a real ladies man.

Gentlemen... BEHOLD!

>>149344468
>Sir, I think you messed up the post

>>149344497
>... MY PORN!

Sniffing Loono's cologne bottle because you're gonna borrow some for your date with Via.

>Anon has to open carry guns all around wrath to feel safe due to how inherently violent and cruel everyone is
>Ends up coming back acting like a paranoid cowboy

How big is Stella?

>>149344875
About 7'2.

>>149344875
Really TALL. I think an average human would be belly button height. Great for giving her raspberries.

What if Stella was a man?

>>149345143
>FemStolas
I'm listening.

>>149344821
I want to go around hell as a paranoid cowboy. Imagine challenging random imps to duels and lynching a few niggers(what are the niggers of hell? is it just imps again?). Sounds fun as hell.

>>149345143
Give me that Butler.

>>149344821
That's how it is in Wrath country.
It's on par with Khornate klubs.

>>149345541
Corn?

>>149344821
>I know you cotton pickin' Imppers are hiding behind that outhouse!
>Thought you could catch ol' Anon with his trousers down did ya?! Well I'm wise to your queer tactics! No body, but nobody drills Anonymous Q. Turnbull from behind!
>Anon is just screaming at an outhouse with no one behind it. The imps are actually in the bushes to his left, but they're not sure if he's actually just screaming at the outhouse or if he's trying to surprise them.

>>149345686
Decisive Anon victory

>>149345684
No, lemons. Clearly.

>>149342642
all of them except tavi, she literally did nothing wrong, never hurt anyone and yet still got dealt a bad hand

>>149345832
>Everyone except my underage waifu sucks

>>149345843
wasnt she originally supposed to be like 23?

also yes, they all are a bunch of murderers, perverts, malformed freaks, vulgar degenerates or assholes, or all of the above, in shitzos case

>>149345872
Loona's alright. She's been getting better despite being a victim of the writing like everyone else.

>

>>149345143
Stella would be even MORE in the right

>>149345686
>anon this is racist this is just wrathian culture
>Lissen here you sonnovabitch. If your gotdang culture means a murderin and a torturin others, I am comin PRE PARED! My first answer to anyone here is a bullet, as they deserve.

Anyone got any pics of Loona in a princess/victorian dress? No nefarious reasons. I’m trying to draw a werewolf

>>149346706
Should be in the family guy death pose

Blood for the Blood God.
Blood for Bill O'Reilly.

How would someone summon Stella to Earth?

Imagine Stolas, as a servant of Tzeentch...

On Earth, you summon demons. In hell, demons summon you!

>Stolas, to get away from it all, comes to his little getaway spot on Earth.
>He zoops back into Agent Two when shes sleep, overtaking her body around the time she has some PTO.
>He enjoys the PTO vacation for her, and when hes done, goes right back to Hell refreshed and energized, while Two feels like she hasn't sleep in ten days.

>>149347764
Welp. This might be the only time I spend money on HB merch. I notice they have one of Verosika too. Very tempting...

>>149347764
I'll need a bigger jar

>>149347764
owl women are so fucking beautiful, even in soulless plastic form

>>149347929
Anybody got pics of those Stella and Octavia statues with the big thighs?

>>149347989
I'd be more interested in the NSFW versions of those, which exist apparently?

>>149340763
On the one hand, I don't like the idea of being a cheater
On the other hand you're cucking stolas
>>149341961
That's a monkeys paw
>>149342293
What about Mayberryfags?
Even though I'm a StellaFag Mayberry is a close second
>>149343373
>Used Goods
>>149344821
Sounds Based
>Cowboy Anon dates FemStriker
I've been wanting to get back into do those greens

>>149348046
Imagine cheating on this.

>>149348046
Mayberry deserved better. I would've treated her right.

>>149348661
Save her from the inevitable domestic violence; she's already been through enough.

>>149348678
Just gave me a green idea

>Be Anon
>Mayberry is your childhood crush
>The two of you are separated before you have a chance to confess
>Years go by
>Die
>Wake up in hell
>Get used to it
>One day, you run into this beautiful Sinner
>Something about her just...speaks to you
>As you two are talking, something clicks
>Maybe it's her laugh, the crease of her smile, or some shimmer in her eye
>You realize it's her
>Mayberry
Might write that later idk

>>149348714
Do it, Anon. That idea already sounds better than what we got in the show (unsurprisingly).

Do you think demon summoners are a thing?

>>149348714
Sounds promising Anon
I plan on doing one myself
>>149348661
Indeed, You think her and Stella would get along
>Both have/had cheating husbands and costed them their lives
>Stella metaphorically, Mayberry literally
>Both have to deal or have dealt IMPs BS

>>149348808
Our Duchesses(Stella is queen)...

>>149348836
They bitch about their lives over Sunday brunch

>>149348852
Um akshually she's a princess

>>149348808
They can share

>>149348916
Never fear we have enough Anons for each girl. They all the same broodmother.

>>149348742
I wish I had any skill at programming so I could make a game in the style of the old dungeon crawler SMTs but in a HH/HB-style setting

>>149348947
>"Who the hell is this faggot?"
>"I could ask you the same."

>>149349019
Moxxie is made to plow this

>>149349008
You should at least give it a shot if you have the time and resources
plenty of threads across the website have guides

>loona and octavia meeting fang and olivia
Would they get along or would they hate eachother's guts?

>>149349053
Fang and Olivia might get along with Octavia very well
Fang and Octavia would especially get along very well
Loona might be difficult

>>149348947
manifestations of Anon aren't born, they spawn in full grown with a mediocre job and life

>>149349053
I could actually see Olivia and Octavia getting along well if it's E3 or E4 at least since they're closer in age and might have similar-ish interests or common ground

>>149349053
>dem buns

>>149349053
Loona is kinda a sperg so idk

>>149345143
As has been previously discussed it basically solves every problem with the narrative since the root cause of why Stolas is is such an unforgivable cockweasel is because he acts in a way that would be understandable if he a powerless rape victim wife with no recourse or power in the relationship who has to live in fear of a physically, magically, financially, and politically more powerful husband, except that he has all the power and authority and could divorce Stella by blowing her brains out on live TV and get gangbanged by imp men and nobody other than Octavia or Androphilius would give a single fuck.

He's the man and the one all the familial power and authority comes from in his household, he can fix his life in about 3735272 fucking ways, he just refuses to in favor of play pretending as this woe is me helpless bitch.

If Stella is the man with the authority and Stolas actually is the powerless abused woman then there's no problem with the narrative, but Viv just had to have her fucktarded faggapalooza llama drama so here we are.

>>149349276
I dunno about Fang but it seems like a powder keg, Loona isn't gonna get along with people who are outwardly cold or hostile. Her attitude is a defense mechanism and it'd probably kick in pretty fast.

>>149349326
Fang of E1 and E2 and before would not get along with Loona maybe Octavia but it would not be a healthy friendship
but E3 and E4 Fang would get along with both Octavia and Loona even if it takes a while for Loona to come around

>>149342767
FemBlitzo so long as nothing else changed would be so hilariously fucking easy to tardwrangle into being the world's most pathologically devouted fail wife it's not even funny desu.

>>149343991
>what the fuck does Smiling Friends have to do with this?

I don’t want to kill you, I only want to break all your fingers so posting something this retarded again will be more difficult.

>moxxie noticing his nipples have been rubbing up against his dress shirts lately
>moxxie feeling his pants get tighter, too
>>millie wondering if its just her pussy getting looser or if moxxie hasn't been penetrating her quite so deeply
>moxxies been noticing some... shrinkage himself
>blitzo searching cramazon.he.co for girly costumes in moxxies size and writing it off on his taxes as a business expense
>millie noticing changes in moxxies mood, demeanour, and smell that eerily remind her of sallie may was still early transition
>moxxie finding pharmacy recipts in blitzos filing cabinet that go almost as far back as his hiring, with the details redacted
>moxxie noticing the coffee machine is always full when he gets to the office, despite blitz not usually being that organized
>never seen him drink from it either, meanwhile he's been having coffee breaks nearly every other day
>moxxie turning one of the more recent receipts on its back to see a black lipstick mark and familiar handwriting saying "i see what you're up to. don't stop <3"
>moxxie realizing that was around the time millie started suggesting they "experiment" in the bedroom (and discreetly at work, too, with toys and whatnot)
>moxxie putting the pieces together
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B4STUYsLig

>>149349490
I believe the show would unironically be better if everything was the same except for shitzo being a woman

>>149349490
Sounds hot. Elaborate.

>>149350026
NTA but I have this

>>149344912
Sweet.

>>149350111
This is also hot.

>>149350026
Blitzo is fundamentally exceedingly desperate for approval, mainly feels comfortable in defined and transactional relationships, etc.

Make him a woman and you basically have a woman who's a praiseslut who would be very easy to trap into being basically your on call fucktoy with basically even the smallest possible amount of regular benefit to offer her, and from there get her hooked on actually being your slutty little desperately attached wife would be easy as fuck. Blitzo fell hard for fucking *Stolas* of all fucking people with basically zero effort other than getting psyoped borderline by accident, the bar here is in Double Hell. The character doesn't have so much psychological levers so much as psychological step by step instructions.

Unironically, it starts by deciding to indulge this dumb lizard in some way transactionally and so long as you weren't a fag who deliberately tried to fuck it up it'd take only a tiny amount of effort to keep it moving along. Buy her some horse merch, get her dinner in exchange for a fuck, praise her for being a single mother sometimes, etc and odds are you'd see her melt.

>>149350546
Fuck, that'd be hot to carry out. I wish someone would write a green like that

>>149350546
Be a nice green to do

>>149350546
Fair point
However, who in their right mind would have sex with this dysgenic freak(dumb owls notwithstanding)?

>>149349490
>>149350026
>>149350546
>>149351047
I guess I could take one for the team...

>>149351077
No, Anon, you have too much to lose. I'll do it.

>>149351077
>>149351047
I'm tempted to write a green on Blitza I can see how I could make her sympathetic.
Might have rewrite her a bit and would have to take time to think on it.
That is if I plan on doing it.

Anyways, watching War of the Worlds (1953) with a friend
We did watch Clue as well. Good movie

On a scale from 1 to 10, how faggy would loono be?

>>149351260
About a 4.

>>149351260
Based on looks alone.
About six on the queer scale.

In HILTLH(H), Loona calls Anon “Shithead”.
What will Anon call Loona?

>>149350546
>>149350546
Some anon said this in another thread but the one single downside for making blitzo a gal is that with that exact same personality in a woman you KNOW that body count easily goes into 3 digits. Ive met girls like that and the bad part of them being so easy to win over is precisely that, everyone's had her already and your turn ain't gonna be all that long either. Your only hope is somehow being able to teach her a little dignity but you gotta be willing to essentially babysit a grown ass woman with the mind if a 15 year old, depends entirely on how much you like her to put up with that lol

>>149351077
>>149351152
Both of you have too much too many people that care about you and too much to live for. I'm the only logical choice as sacrifice

>>149351407
Like this?
Scarlet (FemCrimson)

>>149351260
Maybe a 5. Honestly feeling 50-50 to me.

>>149351444
>Tfw no mafia boss sugar mommy that likes to treat her special boy

>>149351347
>Shithead
Not bitch, that's too obvious. Also, when writing stories here, how do I do to avoid the thread being locked?

>>149351160
Same thing except its with Sally Mae the second he opens "her" mouth.

>>149351491
>Blitza end's up owing money to Scarlet.
>Remembers Anon "that pale thing" that's been hanging around her son.
>Gets an idea, in the night she kidnaps Anon knocking him out.
>Scarlet enjoying her morning coffee suddenly gets a knock at her door.
>Blitza comes barging in dragging a sack "Here ya go red bitch!" She "tosses" the sack onto Scarlet's desk.
>Scarlet is impressed Blitza managed to pay her back, she excuses her and sends her away.
>She opens the sack expecting cash but when she opens it up.
>She sees the angered and terrified face of Anon staring back at her.
>"What the fuck?" she cuts open the rest of the sack, Anon is the only one is the sack.
>No money, just Anon.
>Scarlet is furious and is about ready to order a hit on Blitza for scamming her.
>"Ma'am are you ready to order the hit" her Consigliere ask.
>She stares Anon up and down examining him.
>"...No hit is needed, Blitza has paid her debt in full".
>A smile came across Scarlet's face "This payment will suffice".
>"but Do order a nice suit for the handsome investment here" she points at Anon.
>Anon and the Consigliere shared a wide eye glance.

>>149349019
>>149349032
Liking Millie x Moxxie is a sign of superficial, generic, and terrible tastes.

>>149351444
>>149351491
>>149352348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geyFRXqPjds
imagine her singing this to you

>>149352348
>Anon being hot enough to do this
I never jive with Chadnon. Hum being Bryce McThunderCock kind of ruins it.

>>149352615
I know, I don't particularly care for these kind of greens.
It's fun to do these type of greens once in a while but not too often.

>>149352658
What if anon wanted to be Loonas BF but he was uggo and had a small penis......

>>149351260
5 and he would pressure you to let him suck your cock and bend over for you if he got drunk

>>149336536
All the better for her to hold onto me and yell "don't let go" even though she's the one holding on

Hootus Gameus...
What critical event would solidify a proper friendship between (You) and Loona/Tav?

>>149353029
Shutting of the console/pc for this game is never being made.

>>149351260
That Loono? 7. Regular Loono? Yeah about a 4.

>>149353029
>Tav
Stolas blowing you off for imp dick, you both find solidarity in him not having time for either of you.

>>149352658
>>149352729
Not a fan of
>Anon is ugly and has negative charisma and no hygiene and is super ugly to an insane degree

Either. Anon should be relatively average looking assuming he's not a Neet.

>Semi related
>Anon is incredibly confident and charismatic and has had a decent amount of sex
>5-6/10
>Agent One is an autist with barely any social skills and is nervous around every woman that isn't Agent Two
>Looks like pic related

>>149352733
Not sure he'd go that far but you'd get this dog boy trying to kiss you for sure

>Anon should be ugly, just like me!
God forbid a man fantasize a little.

>>149354109
>average 5-6/10
Yeah I agree with this

>>149347764
I'm so sick of them refusing to make a Stella Youtooz. The fucking tranny got one before her.
I hate Vivzie and her gay retard fans so fucking much. I just want a little angry bird lady on my shelf.

>>149354276
I would put Stella in a jar

>>149352348
I wonder how Moxanne would feel about her mother using Anon as her lttle boytoy that she dresses up in fancy clothes and shows off around town

>>149322221 (OP)
She’ll probably fart

>>149354109
Yeah that's the general gist of Anon.
As for Agent One, depends on which version you're going with.

>>149355047
>As for Agent One, depends on which version you're going with.

I think both of autistic thread canon versions should be attractive. Even if they don't look anything alike with Ben being more of a pretty boy and Jericho being more rugged.

>>149355125
>>149355047
anon shouldnt be outright ugly, he should be perfectly average

>>149355148
I always imagined Anon as either the green guy with a question mark face or just Ryan Gosling(me)

>>149355125
Not what I meant
We can agree Ben is the autist, lacks most social skills but enough to get around most social encounters and is a bit spergy around all women except for Agent Two
I believe Jericho is more professional, has good social skills but comes off as too serious most of the time, isn't a sperg around women except for Agent Two

>>149355210
green guy anon only works for when theres a logical in universe explanation for him looking that way, like in the burning eyebrows fic where hes a sinner, but if hes supposed to be a normal human then yeah, gosling is a perfect fit

I hate Impers, yessiree
From Impman A to Impgirl Z

>>149352615
>>149352658
>>149354109
Here's the thing, older women tend to be a LOT more amenable to average looking guys, especially if they're on the younger side. Anon doesn't HAVE to be Chad Thundercock to get her excited, he just needs to be young and vital with boyish charm.

>>149355148
Agreed.

>>149355274
When I think about it I do tend to notice this pattern

>>149354037
>"Dang, is this what it feels like for you all the time?"

>>149354037
>>149355686
>hey your dad is being a fag again. want to go throw rocks at passing imps?

I want to go to Hell and become the Hitler of imps. Total Imp Holocaust NOW

How thicc is Millie?

I swear I'm not gay but I wouldn't mind cuddling Miller in front of the fireplace

>>149356030
Sounds queer Anon
Try FemWally
>>149356014
She sixty-percent ass
Made for Moxxie to plow

What if loona converted to islam?

>>149356070
I said I'm NOT gay, you NIGGET
>>149356238
Inshallah, I shall have my wifwolf

>>149356238
She only gives Blitzo contracts to kill Jews

Millie's big ass.

>>149354037
>>149355686
>"You know, when I came here, I was actually pretty excited to learn about magic. REAL magic, can you believe that? And now it's just... Yeah. This sucks, Tav."

>>149356530
>wifwolf
Wiffle ball wolf

>>149322716
Hot desu

What was she trying to order?

>You are the new hire at IMP.
>A manlet on Earth but taller than average in Hell.
>You're wearing an Imp costume no one else seems to crack, except maybe Loona but she doesn't care.
>By all known laws of coincidences, incidents, and mishaps, Millie has her ass in your lap more often than not, leading to developing feelings.
>And a magnificent boner for her.
>Being human, your schlong is larger than an Imp's by proportionality. Even Blitzo.
>You could give her the night of her life!
>But Moxxie is your bro. You two hang out after work!
>You wouldn't tap a Bro's wife, right?
>Even if she's right there, reaching over a desk, shoving her ass up into the air, her tail curling gently as she almost is able to grab what she needs from behind it...
>Oh no.
>You're observing too closely. You're able to see...
>... Pantylines.

>>149356627
I don't go to Starbucks enough to know what the worst thing s customer could order would be, so I just looked up an example
>venti white mocha, quad shot, 2 shots on bottom, two on top, almond milk, extra hot, caramel drizzle inside the cup, and extra whip cream
Something like this, and you'd better pray you have everything for it, caus she's not going to accept any substitutions.

>>149356551
>She only gives Blitzo contracts to kill Jews

And Copts, and Nestorians, and Yazidi, and Druze, and Zoroastrians, and Hindus, and anyone who says no to the cultural enrichment gangs in england.

>"Loonie I get your into this but can you stop putting contracts on random minorities in Iraq? No one is paying is to kill them!"
">"No for the last time I don't want a child sex slave! I don't even think my dick would fit in them. I don't care if she's a dhimmi there are too many of them in the office and they wont stop crying."

>>149356238
>converted Loona
Even though I ain't a Looner
I like this type of art but why stop with only Loona
https://youtu.be/ERMKZhFwGEU

>>149356684
you had me until the millie part
anon being a shortie who larps as an imp and no one seems to realize this is pretty funny, would be even funnier if moxxie figures it out and tries to oust him, only to be shut down whenever he gets close

I want to smooch Verosika.....

>>149357541
>Dies from 1000 years worth of whore-strength STDs

>>149357689
>thinking asmodeus would make his demons susceptible to STDs
Succubi would have no jobs if STDs could affect them.

>>149356595
>"So what, you thought just cause he blew you off you'd have a license to come and harass me?"
>her glowing eyes burn a hole through your head
>normally she looked so much like Stolas, but right now she lookedmore like her mom
>"Well... kinda. I know you've been studying on your own, and there's some formula I haven't worked out so I thought maybe..."
>her gaze doesn't waver
>in fact her eyes narrow
>you continue
>"I barely even have access to that grimoire he carries around, so it's not like I can check my notes on my own either."
>"Hmph. Hard to double check the reading material when he loans it out for 29 days out of the month isn't it?"
>you look at the assorted notes on her desk
>hard to see much before she grimaces and shoves them aside, crumpling some in the process
>of course studying magic would be even harder if you had to do it on your own with whatever scraps you could find
>you frown
>"Yeah..."
>you heave your three-ring binder onto the desk, making an audible thump as it lands
>"Hey, what the hell do you think you're--"
>you flip it open to a random page, the image of old papyrus imposed on manufactured printer paper
>dozens of lines of blood-red cursive written across it, along with a few diagrams
>along with some highlighter ink plastered over keywords and notes in the margins made by a mechanical pencil
>"Oh..."
>her starry eyes gaze down at it before snapping up to you in bitter bewilderment
>"I barely get to hold the damn thing, so when I do I photocopy parts of it."
>"You can DO that?"
>"Why not?"
>"It just... it never really occurred to me."
>"So what do you say? Need some tutoring? Cause I sure as hell do."
>that glare of hers seems to soften, just a little
>you try to sweeten the deal
>"I'll order pizza."
>"You know we have a chef here, right?"
>"True, but I bet he can't make a meat-lover's."
>she looks at the three ring binder with a furrowed brow
>"... Okay. But I want rat meat on my half."
>you wince
>fucking owls, man

>>149357790
Glen Quagmire could give Verosika Mega AIDs

>>149357790
They get the STDs and keep them dormant, they can re-activate any ones they want if they really wanna fuck over the guy they're screwing

>>149357840
>verosika considers giving anon super aids by kissing him
>But anon is throwing out so much spaghetti and is blubbering like a fool she doesn't have it in her
>Goes for full on tongue kiss+cock grab combo, a Succubi classic
>Anon cums on the spot and faints

>>149357814
For God's sake, un-memearrow Anon's dialogue. This is basic greentext formatting.

>>149357871
I never got complaints about that before sure. It'll only take me a minute to fix.

>>149356595
>"So what, you thought just cause he blew you off you'd have a license to come and harass me?"
>her glowing eyes burn a hole through your head
>normally she looked so much like Stolas, but right now she looked more like her mom
"Well... kinda. I know you've been studying on your own, and there's some formula I haven't worked out so I thought maybe..."
>her gaze doesn't waver
>in fact her eyes narrow
>you continue
"I barely even have access to that grimoire he carries around, so it's not like I can check my notes on my own either."
>"Hmph. Hard to double check the reading material when he loans it out for 29 days out of the month isn't it?"
>you look at the assorted notes on her desk
>hard to see much before she grimaces and shoves them aside, crumpling some in the process
>of course studying magic would be even harder if you had to do it on your own with whatever scraps you could find
>you frown
"Yeah..."
>you heave your three-ring binder onto the desk, making an audible thump as it lands
>"Hey, what the hell do you think you're--"
>you flip it open to a random page, the image of old papyrus imposed on manufactured printer paper
>dozens of lines of blood-red cursive written across it with a few diagrams
>along with some highlighter ink plastered over keywords and notes in the margins made by a mechanical pencil
>"Oh..."
>her starry eyes gaze down at it before snapping up to you in bitter bewilderment
"Like I said, I hardly get to hold the damn thing, so when I do I photocopy parts of it."
>"You can DO that?"
"Why not?"
>"It just... it never really occurred to me."
"So what do you say? Need some tutoring? Cause I sure as hell do."
>that glare of hers seems to soften, just a little
>time to sweeten the deal
"I'll order pizza."
>"You know we have a chef here, right?"
"True, but I bet he can't make a meat-lover's."
>she looks at the thick three ring binder with a furrowed brow
>"... Okay. But I want rat meat on my half."
>you wince
>fucking owls, man

>>149356070
not true

>goetian owls will screech and make their cries when they are stressed or angry or horny
>Tav going to dinner results in the Stolas Estate being filled with random HOOS for hours afterwards

>>149357949
Thank you for indulging me, that looks, and reads, so much better

>>149357981
Ah
I wrong then
Likely got my stats mixed up
Oh well

>>149357981
that imp MILF on the far right looks like she needs regular human dickings to survive

>>149357992
>Stella lets out a screeching HOO with every thrust
>Have to wear heavy duty hearing protection every time you fuck

>>149358225
NTR is a shit fetish.

>>149357949
Fuck, this one's good.
I haven't even comsidered the mansion having a chef, but I love imagining Stolas offering you rats repeatedly like he's Monstroso.

>>149358225
>Cucking Millie's dad
Nah
>>149357992
>When Goetians get emotional either via anger, sadness, excitement and yes horny
>They often squawk or hoot
>Most Helllborn either find it annoying or strange but learn to deal with it
>Sinners and Humans find it charming, interesting, cute or just plain odd
>So when Anon starts dating Octavia and the romance starts to develop
>He's notices these hoots Octavia does, Anon find it cute and often compliments & giggle at her little hoots
>Octavia is confused but strangely happy that Anon finds this part of Goetian biology cute
>She starts to do it on purpose just hear Anon's compliments or hear him giggle

Strachs you faggot, stop propping up the crone with the macro cannon.

i cant tell if this is supposed to be normal stolas or the female version

>>149358690
I believe that is Solas (FemStolas)
Doesn't look faggy to be Stolas

>>149358690
>Eyeshadow
Lady.

>IMP is impin' around
>"Okay gang, we got a two-fer here, some blonde slut and a fatass or something, I dunno I wasn't paying attention, alright let's get this shit over with"
>They go through the portal
>Greeted with this
What happens next

>>149358820
>anigay

>>149358761
>>149358744
>>149358690
>sexy, tall, loving owl lady
>is a dyke
this hurts

>>149358830
Not true, simple queer propaganda
She loves human men
Especially Agent One

>>149358863
>Not true, simple queer propaganda
>She loves human men
then whats her relationship with shitza like?

>>149358863
Is that why he/she keeps possessing Agent Two?

>>149358026
Gave me a chance to polish a couple words so its all good.

>>149357888
yeah doing both in green is normal

>>149358897
To get close to Agent One
>>149358899
Yes

>>149358897
I kind of think Blizzie fits FemBlitzo better

seriously, how many people would still hate stolas if he were a woman instead?

you know, this version of femblitz isnt too bad

>>149358829
Vivzie mogs anime in fujo faggotry everyday

>>149359328
>wears a wig to cover up her deformed cranium

>>149359211
I'd hate every character even if they were all women. They're just incredibly unlikable because the writers keep trying to make them sympathetic.

>>149359211
Making Stolas female and Stella male changes their dynamic quite a bit.

>>149359455
I think her hair is cute :(

>>149359328
>>149359455
>Blitza wearing a wig
That's hilarious but I also like that, I think Blitzo is insecure enough he probably would wear a wig as a woman.

>>149359619
>Blitzo is insecure enough he probably would wear a wig as a woman.
>being insecure while a babe this hot is hopelessly into you

>Stolas possesses Agent Two one day.
>She was waiting for this: She's locked herself in her apartment, strapped down, and has Justin Bieber cranked up.

>>149359709
It's Blitzo. He turned down Verosika or I guess Vero. Regardless of how his bits are configured he's still a retard.

>>149359709
I would 100% still be insecure even if an 11/10 was head over heels for me. Insecurity is borne from within and can only be healed from within.

mommy, i mean mommy, sorry i mean mommy, i mean mommy, i mean-

>found an anon and loona comic like the anon and octavia one
>its not in english
Damn

is it weird that femstolas reminds me of my own mother?

>>149360095
I take it you're a fag or a dude with extreme mommy issues?

>>149360129
neither, actually, i have a very good relationship with my mom
where did you even pull that out of?

>>149360095
Your mom is a lesbian owl?

>>149358829
>Shittalking Panty and Stocking
Newfag or tourist? Call it.

>>149360161
shes a cheater stuck in a unfulfilling marriage, she is equally as obnoxious, she tries her best and loves me but i cannot help but feel that her actions are what led to my dad treating me like garbage for chaining him to her
they made up since then and remained together, but the stain didnt fully wash
also, she keeps her hair short, dresses extravagantly and can be very obnoxious, doing things for me that she thinks i will like, even though she does them for herself more than me

>>149360222
Damn, can I fuck your mom?

>>149360187
I don't want to call it

>>149359211
It pretty much, without joking, fixes almost all of his major issues and the reasons why people hate him, since those stem from the context of his situation the story refuses to engage with that exists specifically because he's the dude in the relationship.

>>149360222
Props to your dad for not getting a divorce.

>>149360151
Just checking.

>"Anon, you know I love you but I gotta come clean... I'm not really a human. I'm a hellhound."
>"Oh my God, you're a furry?"
>"Kind of. Well, I'm not actually a hellhound. I'm a black woman."
>"Oh my God, you're a black woman?"
>"Actually, I'm not really a black woman. I'm a furry dude."
>"..."
>"Actually, I'm not really a furry dude. I'm a broom."

>>149354121
It would absolutely happen even if not immediately than ultimately

>>149361185
She looks so nervous and sad here. Why did Viv have to go and hurt Loona this short?

>>149361406
Technically Lyle did

>>149361530
>OCTAVIA!
>ARE YOU /SRS OR /J?

>>149349053
>dem buns!

>>149361315
>"Whoa, slow down dude."
>"What? Why? Did I do something wrong?"
>"Look, man. You're great but I don't swing that way. I don't think you do either..."
>"Dude, you're NOT the first person I've sucked off."
>"Oookay maybe you do swing that way... but still, I think you're mistaking friendship for... something else."
>"You know you can just say no, man. You don't have to turn this into a whole, fucking.... armchair therapy session."
>"Man, I'm just saying... sometimes when you're so starved of connection that when you finally get it, you just... you pour out all the affection you can, the only way you know how. Trust me, I know..."
>"... fuck, I did do that didn't I... Fuckfuckfuck, I'm sorry. I just..."
>"We're still bros. You don't need to be sorry. But I AM gonna have to work double time to get you laid."
>"Ha, you fuckin' tease."
>"Trust me, you can do way better."
>you pay for another round, clink your drinks together and pour em down the hatch before calling a hell-themed uber
>a popup appears
>Achievement Unlocked: Platonic Bros
>the thumbnail is a couple of blue dodgeballs

>>149361658
Friendship wins again.

>>149361658
Alternative achievement name
>bros are not hoes

>>149361707
Many doors, anon. Maybe behind some you homo that hellhound, in others all he needed was a hug.
>>149361834
Shit I like that one better

>>149361871
>Anona/Nona undoes her belt
>Uses it as makeshift whip and unleashed her wraith on such faggotry

>>149361871
>"Stop fucking around and measure from the base, asshole!"
>"Fuck off, it's not my fault there's so much hair in the way!"
>"Well maybe if you'd trimmed the bloody thing like I TOLD you to!"
>"YOU wanna try sticking a razor near this thing? Last time I tried it all got tangled up in the motor."
>"Ugh, maybe you're right. I've never seen one so... big."
>Nona practically kicks the door down, "what the HELL is going on you fa--"
>Loono is holding a tape measure lined up across the tail of some demonic... ground sloth... wolf thing
>Octavio is currently stitching up the skin around the neck
>"Wot?"
>"Uh... nothin," Nona answers, utterly bewildered
>"My cousin's a game hunter and he said we could handle the taxidermy on this one. You wanna give us a hand?"
>"Satan knows we could use one," Loono chimes in, letting the tape measure quickly reel back into its case
>"Especially since it's such good size and all."
>Octavio feels a dainty hand lightly smack him across the back of his head

>>149359933
>You know man, talkin bout those dang ol, those dang little red critters and that there dog there you know that "Awoo!" man comin up an drinkin and killin and them daddy issues with all that dang ol swearin man livin like, like livin like trash man that little "ta-da!" like come on man!

>>149333519
>>149333555
God damnit, when will they FUCK

>>149362476
Sorry, Anon, but human men are BVILT for imp pussy

>>149362486
>human men are BVILT for imp pussy
Sounds like some imp-lausible engineering if you ask me!

>>149362505
That wasn't even bad
That was boring

>>149362520
That’s how Carlos’s jokes actually go.

>>149362486
>*Anon gets a picture of his dick laying across Loona’s snout with her mouth open*
>*posts online*
“Mutt women crave the BSC”
>*70 (You)s before banned*

>>149362617
>Die
>Go to hell
>Oh hey, they have computers
>Oh hey, they have internet
>Oh hey, they have 4chan
>Wait, what?
>They have access to 4chan
>It's not even some hell-themed version or anything, it's just normal 4chan
>You immediately go back to lurking on your usual boards

>>149362647
>4chan in hell
>when Adam dies, sinners begin posting ACK-jaks of Adam

Sexo with cartoon characters

>>149362768
What's that thing on the left?

>>149361185
>Frankly Anon, I'm surprised

>>149362815
It's called a woman faggot

>>149362864
What's a woman?

>>149362864
Correction, its called a whore

>>149322684
Stella is in the right and also implicitly hates queers. So she has more than just one redeeming quality

>>149362943
Why does a bird have tits?

>>149363069
Why do you keep asking

>>149363018
>Stella implicitly hates queers.
>Her brother is even gayer than stolas
I wonder how she feels about that

>>149363149
He's not gay, he's blatantly trying to bang her

>>149363177
>He's not gay
...anon, just look at him, he is 110% homosexual

>>149363126
I'm starting to think the guy who constantly asks retarded questions is a bot. That, or he has severe autism.

>>149363203
The term is metrosexual

>>149363264
Anon, he is a manipulative faggot, he isnt trying to fuck his sister, hes just using her for his own goals
The guy couldnt be any gayer if he were dressed in pink and waving pride flags around
As a matter of fact, here he is not with one, but two on his head

>>149363203
Not a good look, either way.
>oh, he's just pretending to be straight!
>by hitting on his sister

And even if this wasn't blatant damage control on Vivzie's part, why would he hide his sexuality to begin with? Practically everyone in Hell is a faggot, including royalty.

>>149363287
Looks more like he's pretending to be gay so he can get closer to fucking his sister.

>>149363287
Picrel only happened BECAUSE of the incest allegations. Same with Octavia's asexuality, the catalyst of which occured when people were pairing Stolas and Octavia on that Voxtagram thing.

Again, Viv micromanages and backpedals like crazy.

>>149363203
it is possible for a guy to be flamboyant and girl and still want to fuck women

>>149363348
girly*

>>149363348
Prince

>>149363337
Does incest really matter? Not only are they in literal hell, not only are they actual demons, but royals have historically practiced incest in real life. not saying there should be incest or anything.

>>149363459
>but royals have historically practiced incest in real life
That was the parallel Viv was going for. But as always, those who incessantly get offended by everything... got offended... and Viv ran damage control. That's why we'll never see actual edge in the show; she's catering to that volatile portion of the fanbase.

>>149358830
Frankly, I'm still waiting for more of the farmanon x FemStolas greentext

>>149363203
yeah, but he fucks his sister

Anon/Octavia/Stella oyakodon

Simpler times...

>>149362387
Well, that's what we tell ourselves isn't it Boomhauer

>>149365497
>Puts magnet to her belly
>All the globs gather around it
>Move magnet around
>Move globs around
>Bee vomits from me literally churning her stomach

>>149365738
Does... does the magnet still work on the puke?

>>149366043
>Accidentally drop magnet in the puke
>Now have a ball of puke
>Shame, you really liked that magnet

>>149366076
On the bright side now you have a ball of rainbow puke

>>149366445
Throw it at Shitzo

shes so beautiful, bros

I want Keenie and Stella to fight over me

>>149366533
>heaven
first dad is all you get

>>149364248
Dangerously based

>>149366533
Are...are you me?

>>149366839
Keenie's not in heaven, she's stuck on Earth

>>149365738
>Swirl the magnet around.
>She's holding her mouth to stop herself from vomiting.
>Someone calls to You and you suddenly drag the magnet downward.
>Make Bee shit herself

>>149366076
>>149365738
>>149366884
Kill yourself retar/d/

>>149360222
Your dad is a retard no woman can make you do anything save for extorting you for child support (bull shit legal system) and even then that is not the same as her being able to make you be in the kids life

>>149367066
Fuck you that's funny

>>149366450
Like getting smacked in the head with a gross snowball with a rock in it

i actually think stolas has a really cute design but it's completely ruined by his character being irredeemably dogshit

>>149361658
This was difficult to read. Stop ruining things.

>>149358911
...if you're ESL

>>149322221 (OP)
Is Vivzie really incompetent that she rewrote Stella three times or four time or does she secretly hates Stella?

>>149367072
You dont get it, we live in a fairly tightly knit eastern european village, everyone knows everyone, he couldnt just divorce and leave a woman with a 7yo kid, people would judge him and see him as trash
I think he was very frustrated and took out his frustrations on me, it doesnt excuse it, but i can sort of understand him
Of course, not unlike stella, he was always a selfish cunt and could be that he was forced to marry my mom after he got her pregnant with me, but idk
Neither are gay of course, so they stuck together in the end, but my childhood was filled with arguments, screaming, throwing things at eachother, threats etc

>You're at one of Bees parties.
>You're showing off the magnet trick for all in attendance.
>Its the first time doing it.
>Even Bee is surprised, having first been hesitant but trusting you.
>Crowd is having a blast, cheering, and booping her belly.

>>149367361
Wouldn't being able to parse it without separating out the dialogue mean you have an even greater command of the English language?

>>149367414
>Eastern European
Mнe жaлы, бpaт.

>>149367434
Not the slavic kind, im afraid

>>149367468
Polski?

>>149367482
Those are slavs as well, anon
I'm romanian

>>149367420
It's not about your ability to parse between the speakers, it's about the etiquette of writing greens. In typical prose, dialogue from a new speaker is always separated with a line break.

"How is it?" Stella asks.

"Fine." Anon answers

"Fine?"

"Yes. Fine."

In the form of a greentext, this linebreak convention is replaced with the use of >, with the additional caveat of the POV character's dialogue not being given the >.

>"How is it?" Stella asks
"Fine." Anon answers
>"Fine?"
"Yes. Fine."

If you're characterization is done correctly, the reader can infer the speaker simply from the dialogue itself. The formatting is done to improve readability and flow.

>>149367414
I would have fled the village your dad has been effectively enslaved by your mom

What kind of mental illness does someone have to have to actually like Blitzo? Imagine writing such an unlikable character then having the universe bend over to justify his shit.

>>149367488
>romanian
No wonder you went for the bird instead of the dog, I guess when your women are already covered in hair fur loses its appeal

>>149367502
This is all to say, an ESL wouldn't concern themselves with readability since, it being a second language, even properly formatted English provides difficulty. Hence, an ESL doesn't bother with it.

>>149367488
>Romanian.
You're the second Romanian I have met, so that's neat.
Be ware of Transistria.

Hmmm. Octavia in classic Romanian attire...

>>149367518
Its literally brandon's self insert, he is pretty much single handedly responsible for both shitzo and stolas becoming what they are now
He doesnt voice a different character, he voices himself as a demon

>>149367572
Brandon should've been arrested for those kids he raped

>>149364248
Fund it.

>>149367521
Har har
In truth, i hate fur cause i have a cat and cant stand it
Also feathers look comfy and soft

>>149367538
>Transnistria
Thats more moldova's problem

>>149367559
If only i had the money to commission that

Romania is a giant LARP. YWNBR

>>149367585
You're Romanian, just steal it.

>>149367502
You're probably the first person I've seen try to enforce this 'etiquette' and while I don't doubt ESLs are in this thread (like the romanian) I think pushing this as an ESL thing is fake and gay.
>"How is it?" Stella asks.
>"Fine." Anon answers
That said those greens don't indicate the speaker with "X said" like your example so I can see how it'd be confusing.
>In typical prose, dialogue from a new speaker is always separated with a line break.
>In the form of a greentext, this linebreak convention is replaced with the use of >
If the > serves as a linebreak, you should have no problem seeing the new dialogue line as a new speaker. Never had that issue when reading greens here before and I don't know why it's giving you so much trouble in particular.

>>149367628
>I don't know why it's giving you so much trouble in particular.
Autism

>>149367628
I've frequented 4chan since 2006, and I've never seen this complaint until now.

Then again, back in my day, no one complained about what's now considered 'Reddit-spacing' either. I think it's as >>149367655 says. Colossal autism.

>>149367572
this narrative falls apart completely when you look at the writing credits of season 1 and compare them to those of season 2

>>149364583
These shows are ass but I really like those two irl

>>149367694
True. It's easy to point fingers at the loudest faggot in the room... but the deterioration of quality rests solely on Viv's shoulders. Signs of what was to come were already starting to show as early as Ozzie's. Maybe even Loo Loo Land.

>>149363348
I real man behaves as he pleases.

>>149367488
Yo what's dracula like?

>>149367773
>I real man
thanks grug

>>149367773
wow, guess stolas is a ”real man”, then?

What's she listening to?

>>149368935
https://youtu.be/oNAd6haKH_M

>>149368935
>Listening to || Daddy BF ASMR || DomDaddy Gives You Headpats And Calls You A Good Girl

>>149366839
First mom.

so, uh, how would oral work with these 2?

>>149369707
>Octavia
Tongue only.
>Loona
Tongue with a little suckage but more deft.

>>149369727
>Octavia
>Tongue only.
that would kinda suck, owls have thin, weak looking tongues, unlike the hellhounds big, sloppy ones

>>149369772
Just stick it in Octavia's cloaca

>>149369786
>cloaca
id prefer her having a normal, human pussy desu

Who?

>>149369824
I'd prefer her having a horse pussy

>>149369824
This
>>149369844
Blow your brains out ponyfag.

>>149369898
What? I just wanted to post an owl.

>>149369844
Hoot?

>>149369888
>BVILT for the jar
also
>Checked

>>149369907
Give a hoot, draw something for the thread.

>>149369904
>Petting Octavia

>>149369935
Brushie brushie!

>>149369844
What Octavia wishes she had

>>149369966
Does Octavia canonically want to be a mom?

>>149369945


>>149369927
I'm not ArtAnon
I could do another green next thread

>>149369980
I'm more interested if she's scared of bananas.

>>149369995
>Anon whips out Anon Jr.
>Octavia screeches like a banshee

Oh, the owl guy's spamming the thread to death again

>>149370020
Thread was at the bump limit almost already, also there's two of us.

>>149369980
I was going for a loving a parent that shields them from the dangers of the world
to answer your question, probably not

>>149367585
>If only i had the money to commission that
When I'm finished with my project, I'll make you a Romanian owl girl.

>>149370044
I want buff Stella to pin me down and rape me because she's that desperate for cock

>>149369707
Hell hounds are anatomically superior for sucking dick. Their muzzle and general oral structure is built for dick. Think about how much mouth there is before you reach the throat.

>>149369995
>Octavia and Anon are hiking.
>Anon reaches into his backpack to grab a snack.
>He pulls out a banana.
>Anon hears this high-pitched screech
>He looks over and sees Octavia.
>Her head lowered, her arms raised, feather ruffled up and she's staring daggers.
>"Octavia? What's the problem?
>She just screeches again.
>Anon notices she's staring at the banana, "The hell?"
>Anon is confused as to why she's screeching at a fruit.
>"Octavia why are you getting rattled over a fru-".
>Remembers about Stolas.
>Anon places the banana back into the backpack.
>Octavia raises her head, lowers her arms and her feathers smooth out.
>"You good now Octavia?"
>She raises an eyebrow "Wot?"
>"Never mind Tavia"

>>149369904
Whoops, meant that for>>149369846

>>149370266
It's hell, Anon. Degeneracy is the name of the game.

>>149370285
https://files.catbox.moe/rfxutw.jpg

>>149370020
Sorry, I thought owl stuff was okay

>>149370383
Horse pussy is still better

>>149370404
Go back to /mlp/ cookie is life

>>149369980
Canonically, probably not given her seeming disregard for Octavia and her treating the act of her conception as a chore.
In my head cannon, she's baby crazy and desperately wants some more.

Is Blitzo Khorne or Slaanesh

>>149370468
neither, he is malal

>>149370503
Of course they would be the Chaos God GW wants us to forget.

... Stolas a Tzeentch?