Thread 149324376

Where's the storytime? You have only one job and you're still useless

You start.
There's also a whole board for requests

>>149324406
>"you start" say the faggot that never storytimed a single comic
I've done my part for couple of years it's your turn now

Is this from "Astonishing Spider-Man Infinity Comic"??

Can you please storytime the latest issues? I haven't been able to see any after issues #28.

>>149325065
it seems some of the issues were storytimed in carolthread

>>149325074
Only one, and just because Carol was in it. No trace of the previous ones.

Can somebody please storytime them? Or at least post spoilers?

I'm quite curious how this picture of Spider-Man seeing through universes came to be.

Why do modern writers have so much ego? Bendis and his consequences I swear

and of course there is "remember when comics were good" insert. YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS

The only people who bother with the digital only comics are the Carolfags that are desperate for her to show up in things and sometime the X-Men guys but not all that often.
They're simply too amateurish and shitty, even by ASM standards, to bother storytiming

>>149325320
Can you please tell me what happens after this?

>>149325320
Is this serious or there's a preview for next issue in the last page?

>>149325320
Let's be fair, if you've seen some of the drama with old writers you'd realize this is hardly a new phenomena. writers have been putting themselves into the comic since at least.... well earliest I know off hand is Doom Patrol but I'm sure there's plenty of earlier examples.

>>149325448
Rude
>>149325826
That's the end of #34, the latest issue
>>149325233
Looks like rips are up out to #28 and #29-32 are all a side story with Morbius and some other purple spider I've never seen before

>>149326452
>Rude
Am I wrong?

>>149326470
Avengers Academy is great so you're wrong about that at least
I don't think we've even gone back and finished the other Avengers webcomic that Carol was in after Academy started

>>149326481
The new Avengers Academy is the gayest comic I've read in a long time and I hate that it's been yet another excuse for Spider-Man to not be able to interact with his Godson.
I appreciate it for bringing back Mettle but that's it

>>149326452
>That's the end of #34, the latest issue

I supposed, but there wasn't a preview image of the next picture?

>>149324376 (OP)
>modern Spider-Man
That's a no thanks, please don't bother reading. Don't give it any of your energy.

>>149326560
I hope this story is leading to somewhere, because I mainly following it because I want to know who Web-Head/Lynda Locke truly is.

I can't stop thinking she's some kind of "chimeric clone" of Mary Jane, Black Cat and possibly Spider-Man himself.

>>149326569
what should I read instead? At least some of the recent minis must be good right?

>>149326897
JMD's nostalgia minis are pretty good
Joe Fixit was pretty good too

>>149326910
spider-man black suit and blood?

>>149326931
Black Suit and Blood was hit and miss. The JMD minis I was referring to were Ben Reilly: Spider-Man, Spider-Man The Lost Hunt, and Shadow of the Green Goblin. The first two were better than the last one

>>149325320
stop whining about Bendis for every single thing, this sort of 4th wall shit has been around since forever

>>149326939
if it was an older comic they wouldn't be saying who they are

>>149324376 (OP)
they can't stop laughing at the marywhorefags

I would really like someone would post the issues from #29 to the last one.

>>149326959
You have to be joking. Old comics had lots of stories with the writer showing up. Go read the Trial of Reed Richards.

>>149326452
>Looks like rips are up out to #28 and #29-32 are all a side story with Morbius and some other purple spider I've never seen before

That "purple spider" is called Web-Head/Lynda Locke, a mysterious woman who looks like Mary Jane in civic identity but behaves similar to Peter Parker, and her mask persona seems to mix traces of Black Cat and Spider-Man.

I suspect she's some kind of twisted clone created by Beyond Corp, and that's why I'm following this comic, in order to discover it.

>>149324376 (OP)
This kills the Polish child rape enthusiasts…

I don't see how can peter recognize ultimate peter as himself. Mc2 peter is him but old and with goatee, ultimate peter has entirely different jawline

>>149328589
because its a comic book
next you'll wonder why he recognizes Spinnerette as MJ

>>149328589
hairstyle, facial expression, mannerisms, and also because all the images are him and mj, so he can put two and two together.

>>149328680
Peter is dumb, but he's not an idiot.

>>149324376 (OP)
most of these are just moments in 616.

>>149326108
Earliest I can think of is Ditko designing Peter to be a deadringer for himself.

>>149324376 (OP)
Now they're just rubbing it in

>>149324376 (OP)
That looks lame as fuck.

>>149324376 (OP)
marywh0refagz are gonna freak

Can somebody storytime, please?

>>149324376 (OP)
and not a single one where he's with Felicia...

>>149331996
I fear the day they try and over-correct for Felicia never having an AU with Peter

>>149332075
She actually had one, on a What If? where she married Peter instead of Mary Jane. Sadly, it didn't end well.

>>149332175
Felt more like a justification for him getting with Sable. At least to me.

>>149324376 (OP)
Oh boy, I bet all the Polish people and all the pedophiles in the Gwen Stacy fandom aren’t handling this one well…

>>149333081
Nobody remembers the original Gwen Stacy anymore.

Just like nobody remembers Peter dated Betty Brant and Liz Allan before.

>>149333764
The Polish remember, but they don’t count as people.

>>149332175
why would black cat marry mary jane kek?

>>149326108
Lee and Kirby had a few cameos when they were doing FF. But their faces were never shown and it was stuff like the Marvel office getting menaced by Doom or complaining about not being on the guest list for the wedding.

>>149334091
at this point that might be their next mandate for keeping either away from Peter

>>149334091
I meant Black Cat was the one who marry Peter instead of Mary Jane.

>>149325338
nice pen collection