Anons have expressed support for me to continue, so i made more and will post the silent ones i have as well! Feel free to comment and post to bump on this KINO, i can translate Mafaldas on demand as well
Fuck, seems like i fucked up the thread title, hope people find the Quino Thread
GENERAL DIRECTIVE - "CLOSE THE DOOR BEFORE ENTERING"
NO-TO-CENSORSHIP!! NO-TO-CENSORSHIP!!
-- NO-TO-CENSORSHIP! NO-TO-CENSORSHIP!!
-- However I believe that an abuse of badly understood liberty is an attempt against democr......
-- NO-TO-CENSORSHIP!!, NO-TO-CENSORSHIP!! NO-TO-CENSORSHIP,!!
"Hands always on the pockets! Hands always on the pockets!! You will never amount to anything with your hands always in your pockets!!
Going out for a bit a couple hours, feel free to bump
>>149325748that's definitely something God would do.
"It's said 'Thank You', correct?"
>>149325721same thing happen in china when a guy didn't want to sell his house to the government.
- You guys dont know, ...one time, at school, i won a medal, and everything!!!
>>149326225This one makes me cry inside a little
I eat cereals, because its the only thing that
1. Keeps me in line. 2. We have left
For my children, of course, cereals are not enough, so they eat and drink a lot of junk, like...
2. Roots, worms, earthworms, infected water... 1. Chocolate, french fries, brioches, sodas...
And all this i have to take on on my own, becase, regrettably, my husband...
1. Dies for everything thats sweet, creams, cakes, pies... 2. ... Died because of the last Beri-Beri epidemic.
What i dont know is how much will i be able to resist without abandoning...
2. ...this world, and then, what will be of my children? 1. ...this diet, and then, what will be of my kilos?
- YOU BE NOTHING HERE BECAUSE YOU DO NOT REPRESENT PEOPLE!
- THE ONES THAT REPRESENT PEOPLE HERE BE US!
- YOU? LIES! PEOPLE BE WITH US HERE BECAUSE WE REPRESENT PEOPLE!
- JAH!! WE DEMONSTRATE WHO HERE IS MORE PEOPLE!!
-- And what was here before? - A people.
I lol'd at this one
>>149326722after all these years things never change, sometimes we got to stop helping people that won't help themselves.
>>149326882the golden rule still stands, might is right.
>>149326971Ruthless bastard
-Oh, if i had the keys i could be free! FREE!!
-I would lock all these damn doors and nobody would be able to enter to take my freedom!! NOBODY!!
- Is it fair?... When in any Gabriel Garcia Marquez book water catches fire, or onions transform into butterflies, thats called "Magical Realism". Here, an omelette gets burnt or flies appear on the food, that's "YOU ARE FIRED, IMBECILE!!"
>>149328544- The best way of educating is with...?
- WITH EXAMPLE, PROFESSOR!!!
Fuck sorry i forgot the dialogue
- A chair is Art with an uppercase.
-- A chair is eternal peace.
-- A chair is fearful solitude.
-- A chair is shameless joy.
-- Lets pay our owed respects to our chair remaining respectfully on foot before her.
>>149326993that's what you got from that comic?
i read it as "regardless of who you think is better, after everyone has disappeared the future will lump you all in as the same"
>>149328636I read it as "violence about who is better destroyed their town anyway so now no one is better" but yeah theyre the same in the future too
>>149328421fuck yeah that kid's watching mazinger??
- For us! Stuck with this family of lunatics who insist in believing that you have died, because, poor them! They havent yet understood what love is for.
- Marital Status?
- BBBBETRRRRRRAYEEEEDDDD
>>149328636only the winner write the history so it is better to be strong now and worry about the people later. that's the way I see it.
Ana and carlos loved eachother 100%
- from that love, Julito was born
- Ana and Carlos shared with Julito their % of love
- But one day Carlos started to feel that Ana loved him 20% less, percentage passed to Julito
-Ana tried to fix the situation dedicating more time to her husband.
-She could do it thanks to Tatiana. Tatiana didnt charge much, and loved Julito 3%
- Still, things didnt change much for Carlos...
- ... Who, without noticing, started looking at Tatiana with a 17% of fondness.
-- ENOUGH WITH THE DIRTY DRAWINGS!! WHO CAN HAVE THE OCURRENCE OF MAKING LOVE A THING OF PERCENTAGES?! AND, ON TOP OF IT, IMPLY AN ADULTERY!! THIS IDEA IS REPUGNANT!!
-- BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU, THAT UNDERMIMD THE MORAL AND THE FAMILY THE WORLD IS IN THE STATE IT IS NOW!! CURSED (OR FCKED) LIBERTINE DEGENERATE!!
--Ana... Carlos... I love you all... The story was looking nice... Tatiana... Julito?
(This is one of like five comics where Quino self deprecates or is otherwise self aware of the content of his comics or that he is a humoristic comic himself)
- He asks for you to excuse him, but at the moment he can't meet with you because he is with people.
>>149330162it's interesting how we still think about the same problems today and how far it progress one way or the other.
Difficult diagnosis, doctor: since the patient was conceived 'in vitro' we dont know if we are looking at a case of alcoholism, or familiar love.
>>149326971Imagine being this stupid in a quino thread
- I bought Blue Jeans for my kids.
- And also Hamburguers and Hot-Dogs, which they like so much.
-And, of course, a quantity of the drink that theyre passionate about.
- But, of course, these little flags couldnt be missing.
- Because we want our children learning from now to defend themselves of that disgusting global cultural colonization.
>America btfo but also not because the family buying those products mean theyre the winners
I love Quino. He had brains and a certain way in expressing his ideas.
>>149329198This one took me a while but chuckled as soon as I got it.
- HEAVENS, MY HUSBAND!!
-Did you see what happened? Did you see what happened??!!
- Nno, actually, we were... I mean, we didnt see anything, no
- SUUUUREEE, YOU DIDNT SEE ANYTHING!! THE REFEREE ALSO DIDNT SEE ANYTHING, THE LINE JUDGE ALSO DIDNT SEE ANYTHING!! NOBODY SAW ANYTHING!!
- NEVERTHELESS, THE WHOLE STADIUM, YES SIR, THE WHOLE STADIUM SAW THAT THAT THING WAS A PENALTY!!
- ISNT IT AN EMBARRASMENT??
- Yes, yes... its gross, but i better... Goodbye! Okay?
- YES, GOODBYE, GOODBYE TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP, WITH SUCH SUNUFABITCH REFEREES!! ITS NOT POSIBLE!!
- Whats not posible is you living like this, souring your life over football! Only that interests you!!
- I dont exist in this house anymore! You dont even look at me, you care more about football than me!!
-- Of course i see you, silly! Right now, when you left, you think i didnt notice you changed your hair? Those blonde little curls are sexy on you, you naughty!
I will take the liberty of not translating football as soccer
>>149330511My fucking sides!
>>149331415This one kills me
>>149325781This could work in modern comics.
>>149326225Is kind of sad, school tricks you into thinking hard work is enough.
>>149327806I really like this office.
>>149326993Considering this was made around the cold war and M.A.D.S I say the message is a warning against using force.
>>149327853One of my favorites
>>149330497Basicall fuck america, said the american consoomer
>>149332596His visual gags are the best.
>>149327818What? I don't ... Did the figurine transform the guy's genitals into female ones and get him pregnant?
>>149325781Holy s…
Thats still a thing.
- Here you have it, m'boy, look at him well. As you see him here, it was him who galloped with relentless spirit through every corner of this land! The one who knew how to carry our forefathers through the difficult roads of freedoms like no other!
- <3 I'll take a picture, grandpa!
- You do well m'boy, everyone should have his image present always guarding our most noblest dreams!
-- ... Children, women, retirees, people without jobs, that search for food inside trash cans from supermarkets and restaurants!! Isnt it horrible?
-- Dreadful!... There was enough disconection with our traditional kitchen to have now, on top of it, those socially marginalized come and politice the gastronomy.
... And lack of expected support!
>>149333982I think the joke is thatbits a fertility idol
Well, and now that i know so much... What now?
- And for me, not even a little?
- No!
- Glutton!
- Ladies and Gentlemen: WOOF!
- Oh, no!! Dont bring us demagogy, eh?!
>>149332674This one should be a cheap poster you get at a random store
- Lets go see the falls, m'boy, that you like so much!
- yeah!!!!!
- Do you hear, boy? You can already hear the roar of the fall!
- Look, my son, the strenght of human nature!!
- I only know that i know nothing
- Pretending to discredit our educational system, huh?
>>149329198>>149330705>This one took me a while but chuckled as soon as I got it.i dont get it
Are the last 4 sheets of paper just blocking them out having sex? Or is it a metaphor for how they screw?
>>149329215Its some wholesome drawings the old ladies on the right are putting on to hide the sex. If you pay attention the censorship comic even has a plot
- Oh, a plane
- Yes, but did you never thought in everything that people carry up there? Books, watches... toothbrushes, pens, underwear, money... Credit cards, combs, phones...
- To think that all that passes us flying a thousand miles over our heads!
- Magical, right? Good day, sir.
- Magical, yes, thank you! Good day
-- Magic...! Sonofabitch!...The watch! The pen!... The money! The card!... The phone!...
>>149336670would've been funny if she stole his underwear as well
>>149336533>Its some wholesome drawings the old ladies on the right are putting on to hide the sex. If you pay attention the censorship comic even has a plotI know the censorship has a plot. The elephant gets a scarf for the worm/snake thing who has a cold.
Im wondering if the plot is a metaphor for a sex act.
>>149336098wonder if you have to wear that hat to be a sculptor or is that just the universal sign for an artist
- Dad, how are we born?
- Uh... Well...
- Cmon! A guy at school told me that...
- They had to tell him the truth already!
- Mommy, are you always, always going to be with this baby?
- Yes, my son! Mommy is gonna be always, always with this baby!
-- Liar!
>>149325701 (OP)You can post a link to the archive of the previous thread.
>>149339664This one is sad as fuck to me
- As ambassador of mine country, Mr Presidento, I bring guarantees that we will do everything posible to never again drown freedom your wonderful people. Cheers!
Pueblo
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>>149326882Shouldn't you sometimes translate pueblo as town or nation?
>>149333982He questioned if the god could perform miracles and it gave him the miracle of virgin birth.
>>149336359The last four panels got censored by the curators with a more child friendly story.
>>149327828holy crap, the dynamism!
>>149330845There is something very funny about a guy catching his wife cheating but being so angry at tje football game he just rant at them about the game.
>>149337793Probably a famous artist used it and the trope stuck long after we forgot the rtist name.
>>149339579Oh, those are shirts, I thought someone died and they where selling organd.
>>149340010I too have a love bate relationship with my cat.
>>149340289I think the inplication here is the ambassador is american.
>>149341716Much like Jack Kirby or Stan Sakai's works I think Quino works better in black and white.
>>149339664My mother was diagnosed with Alzheimer's earlier this year, so this one hit me hard.
>>149325781https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QereR0CViMY
>>149341712The proto dakimakura
>>149326971Very, very true. They have everything they need to help themselves. They just don't.
>>149327901Naive child
>>149327901the USA has spent the equivelant of 12 marshal aid plans on africa, how much more do you want to spend?
A question: what differentiates Quino from a modern social media artist's work? What I mean is, they both touch similar themes, even being sanctimonious about certain societal issues, but Quino's are well received while the modern ones are more divisive. It can't simply be that Quino is a superior draftsman right?
>>149348360Kek, this was pretty good.
>>149358639I like his use of humor to talk about the issues.
>>149330204This is actually kind of charming. As much as I hate the current obesity crisis, I feel like we spend too much time celebrating people who took power for themselves rather than filled the world with joy. Food is an art too: You just need to make sure you don't get obsessed with it.
>>149362036Died of old age?
>>149361616Food is great, but it makes you fat.
>>149357127Kek, love footbal humor.
>>149362091no died of incompetent
-Professor! Doctor! I have managed to isolate the Solitude Virus!
- Professor...
- Doctor!
- Doctor? Professor?
... And i was thinking that having it more on hand than there, imposible. Also, that way you dont ever lose the key and it doesnt get stolen, you see?
>>149325781>government would silence people arguing that "badly understood liberty" is dangerous In reality, you have local governments allowing armed terrorist occupations of cities.
>>149341672>Quino in colorWhat the hell?
>>149369036Do you have the one with the cirgury room with the word errae et humanae
>>149371034Thanks, Quino sure drew a lot of Doctor humor.
>>149341703Veey rough translation.
>You have many, many years!>My god! How the time flies!
Surprise gift!, "The Annunciation", the Angel announcing to Mary that she is pregnant. Isn't this a beautiful picture?, Ideal for this home!, I saw it and thought: just-just what I need to sa... I mean, buy to my parents!!... It's really good, isn´t it?... Isn't really good?...
>>149374578This is an odd one for quino, he almost never put gay characters and much less as main characters of the joke
>>149375477Yes, I've only seen a couple of jokes like that.
Ah, Hello!... Last week, a few days after you left, I send you an e-mail telling you something, didn't you get it?
>>149375442I love this scene, is clear the subtext isn't lost in the parents.
>>149325781The euro mentality is exactly "we have free speech, except if you criticize government or a protected group!"
>>149335324Ha, even a priest blessing him!
>>149327853Shoulda asked for a 9.
>>149380823he was born to check those numbers
I lost an hour going through these and others. Nice job, OP!
Have these been collected?
>>149389848I dont think so
>>149330559this one got me
You guys reading it or not?
>>149392453I actually quite enjoying it.
>>149395905Took me a while. Good job
>>149326196Spanish speaker here
I think the correct translation would be:
"You can thank me now"
>>149399498Ah, I did watch that old animation. Poor policeman.
>>149325701 (OP)Ok, question, how well of was Quino? because a lot of the jokes have fancy restaurants, Yuppie culture, and going to the theater for a concert.
>>149402756>well ofwell off
>>149366778-Please, Miss! Would you kindly call my ex-wife to ask her to join with my mistress so that they can organize with my wife a small birthday party for the kids.
-Of Course, Doctor.
>>149367567I'm here to warn you doctor: if you ever find something wrong about me... you'll hear from my lawyers!
>>149367956-Hmm... Insomnia...
-Anxiety...
-The symptoms are clear: what you really need is to earn more money.
>>149370398Doctor! Even if it's terrible, tell me the truth: to be a human being, is it an incurable disease?
>>149405723This on is good
>>149384170...And so this little seed... very little, little... that daddy had put in the stomach of mommy......
>>149393765Doctor, wake up! The patient is waiting for you, you see!... Pstt, doctor!..
>>149399484Wait... Wait a minute... I understand why I had so much difficulty walking!
>>149400503-Profession?
-Doctor
-Do you have something to prove it?
-And not too much coffee, especially!
thanks to the anon that is translating these
>>149406448No problem if you're talking about the french stuff.
-My problem, doctor, it's that I don't really know who I truly am.
-It's a simple identity crisis. You'll see that it's very easy to cure, mister Rossi.
-Rossi? What do you mean, Rossi? I am Gonzalez Brown, doctor! Gonzalez Brown!
-Well then! Now you see! That'll be two hundred francs. Good afternoon!
>>149400599He really likes this joke.
>>149406740...My parents didn't understand me and they did not believe me when I said I would become a movie star, that I'll shoot lots of films, that I'll attend the festivals and...
>>149407874-Something horrible is happening to me doctor: in addition of myself, I sometimes get the feeling of being many others.
-It happens to you sometimes? Good Lord, how lucky are you! With us, it's permanent.
>>149407891Perfect. You managed to revaluate the maternal figure. Which means, for an undervalued mother, you will pay me mhhmhhmhhundred francs per session, now that will be... Hold on... For a mother... Mhh... Six and we carry the two... Plus three......
>>149357380Honestly the least fortunate areas of Africa, whether tribal or warlord-controlled, don't need aid or food.
They need to be conquered, pacified and civilized by force.
>>149328460Me with Mori Calliope
>>149410173What do you mean, you no longer wish to row? You surprise me, Fernandez, aren't we, yes or no, on the same boat?
>>149410185-And you, young man, do you have any ideas of your own?
-Oh, no! I borrow them from others.
-Perfect! Over here, we don't like surprises.
>>149411296-As usual, thanks and see you tomorrow!
-One of these days, I'll have to decide to talk to him about it but... I'm so afraid to risk losing such an long-standing friendship!...
>>149411331And while it's true that to err is human, nobody could remove from us the merit of achieving a truly extraordinary level of humanity.
>>149411282HAHA! Criminal friendships! Nice.
>>149413282It's somewhat unthinkable that on this planet we cannot govern in peace just because of the damned tendency from the people of never being satisfied of what we provide to them!!
>>149413301...So now, I ask of you: who's responsible of the state in which we are currently in?
>>149413310My party? The one that will please you. My father taught me to have the utter most respect of others' opinion.
>>149418492This one is pretty funny
>>149334402>YMS origin story
>>149417482Don Joachim Chamizo Villasana, founder and leader of "National Movement for Verticality and Straightness", surrounded by colleagues and party officers who follow devotedly his ideological credo.
>>149422512>>149417482Do you think this works better with or without the caption?
>>149418442Always remember this, sonny boy: it is better to become the most intelligent among fools rather than the stupidest among geniuses.
>>149418458-What do you mean geography! It's not rocket science! The world is filled of: first of all, us, right here...
-...Second of all, all the other countries around. That's why it's rounded.
>>149420424Can I shoot you a question, professor: your brain, it fires how many ideas per second?
>>149420440Well then!.... If we don't have the right to freely express our thoughts...
... What's the point of us striving for democracy?
>>149422623I don't think it would work better without captions but it also wouldn't be worse. It's one where both could work if no one could think of a better one.
>>149420450Stop! Nobody moves as long as the sergeant-gardener hasn't finished with the commander's camouflage!
>>149424482-Dad, what's a thermonuclear arsenal?
-Nothing much! For some countries, it substitutes for sex.
>>149424512-...And here's where they have gotten us into: an economic catastrophe that'll spare nobody, poor, rich, workers, tycoons, employees, artisans... Everyone, absolutely everyone, are equally...
-... victims of this disaster! And I'm not the only to say this! Ask the question around you! You'll see! It's the whole country that's saying it.
-"... with clarity and eloquence, the old leader evoked the current economic equality in which, by removing exclusions and barriers between social classes, has achieved to create a perfect unanimity in the public opinion."
>>149424518-How horrible! Look at the trash that people are tossing on the street!!
-Disgusting!!
-Since it's like that, I won't be the only fool who keeps his old cartons in his pocket in order to not litter!
-...There we go!
-An iron fist, that's what we need! Dumping trash in the public space? Prison! No matter who, six months of prison! You'll see that things...
-....chang....
-Well then, Grampa? Don't you know that it is forbidden to dump trash in the public space?
-Move along, it'll pass this time... But don't come back, got it?
-How shameful! What a scum, this guy! To take it upon an old man! They believe they can get away with anything all because they wear a uniform!
-What a ass!!
>>149325701 (OP)Is Mafalda a Liberal???
>>149426038She's a commie.
>>149430555-Hello, Mr. director. Have a look, I'd like to live like that! What do you think?
-Hmmm!
-I regret to say, but in accordance to the fundamental rules of living in society, you, me, or anybody...
-... We have to live like that.
-Really! Like that?
-Uh-huh.
-Can I keep it? I'm afraid to lose it.
-Of course. It has been precisely made to help each other to live better together.
-Thank you very much.
-No problem.
>>149431455Happy are those who know they are scrupulously poor; the Kingdom of multinationals belongs to them!
I like the one about the chair. It sums up the comic side of /co/ perfectly.
>>149431719You will own nothing and be happy.
>>149433091And they are people out there saying we cannot live in this country.
>>149433226We like to precise to the audience that the piece that will be interpreted by the "Harmonicus Trio" is not "Haydn's Trio No.3 in G major for 2 Flutes and Cello" but rather "Haydn's Trio No.3 in G major for Cello and 2 Flutes".
>>149334477>4chan user realizes women are people
>>149433148Aww, poor accountant. He wants to write the beautiful poem.
>>149434680Kek, how do stoplighs work?
>>149433148Quino's best stuff needs no translation
>>149431455Wait, I thought the comics were in spanish.
>>149435301this is from a french version of his comics
>>149434748Procedures to be refused desk
>>149435999Well deserved trips.
>>149437488Criticism does nothing.
Help us and collaborate
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-For more information, please come back when the situation has been normalized. Thank you...
>>149439056*Drum roll*
Hear ye! Hear ye! As of now, each and everyone has been granted the freedom to express matters that make our kingdom as it is.
However, it is proclaimed that whomsoever brings his conclusions to light shall be tried in justice for defamation upon his Majesty the King!
*Drum Roll*
>>149439072>In the beginningDeath to the Great Babut
>At the endPraise upon the Great Babut
>>149439095I actually like Uky's design
>>149439369But... You've asked of me to shine upon his talents as a man of action and as an exemplary father!
>>149437523>>149437537old man yells at cloud
>>149440177young fag nags old man
>>149443951Wife metaphor?
>>149439083KEK! BIG BOSS BABY!
>>149443197kind of sad that they cut the wings, is this a metaphor for adventure vs order?
>>149454532Spanish social commentary comics, with anon translating.
thanks to all of those who contribute to the thread
>>149325701 (OP)That's cool
>page 8not on my watch!
>>149457002Quino has some great faces in his cartoons, some of this could be reactions.
>>149459683https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrJEFrth27Q
