Thread 149325701

Anons have expressed support for me to continue, so i made more and will post the silent ones i have as well! Feel free to comment and post to bump on this KINO, i can translate Mafaldas on demand as well

Fuck, seems like i fucked up the thread title, hope people find the Quino Thread

"Lord, what boredom!"

GENERAL DIRECTIVE - "CLOSE THE DOOR BEFORE ENTERING"

NO-TO-CENSORSHIP!! NO-TO-CENSORSHIP!!
-- NO-TO-CENSORSHIP! NO-TO-CENSORSHIP!!
-- However I believe that an abuse of badly understood liberty is an attempt against democr......
-- NO-TO-CENSORSHIP!!, NO-TO-CENSORSHIP!! NO-TO-CENSORSHIP,!!

"Hands always on the pockets! Hands always on the pockets!! You will never amount to anything with your hands always in your pockets!!

Going out for a bit a couple hours, feel free to bump

>>149325748
that's definitely something God would do.

"It's said 'Thank You', correct?"

>>149325721
same thing happen in china when a guy didn't want to sell his house to the government.

- You guys dont know, ...one time, at school, i won a medal, and everything!!!

>>149326225
This one makes me cry inside a little

I eat cereals, because its the only thing that
1. Keeps me in line. 2. We have left

For my children, of course, cereals are not enough, so they eat and drink a lot of junk, like...
2. Roots, worms, earthworms, infected water... 1. Chocolate, french fries, brioches, sodas...

And all this i have to take on on my own, becase, regrettably, my husband...
1. Dies for everything thats sweet, creams, cakes, pies... 2. ... Died because of the last Beri-Beri epidemic.

What i dont know is how much will i be able to resist without abandoning...
2. ...this world, and then, what will be of my children? 1. ...this diet, and then, what will be of my kilos?

- YOU BE NOTHING HERE BECAUSE YOU DO NOT REPRESENT PEOPLE!
- THE ONES THAT REPRESENT PEOPLE HERE BE US!
- YOU? LIES! PEOPLE BE WITH US HERE BECAUSE WE REPRESENT PEOPLE!
- JAH!! WE DEMONSTRATE WHO HERE IS MORE PEOPLE!!
-- And what was here before? - A people.

I lol'd at this one

>>149326722
after all these years things never change, sometimes we got to stop helping people that won't help themselves.

>>149326882
the golden rule still stands, might is right.

>>149326971
Ruthless bastard

-Oh, if i had the keys i could be free! FREE!!

-I would lock all these damn doors and nobody would be able to enter to take my freedom!! NOBODY!!

- Is it fair?... When in any Gabriel Garcia Marquez book water catches fire, or onions transform into butterflies, thats called "Magical Realism". Here, an omelette gets burnt or flies appear on the food, that's "YOU ARE FIRED, IMBECILE!!"

Based?

>>149328544
- The best way of educating is with...?
- WITH EXAMPLE, PROFESSOR!!!

Fuck sorry i forgot the dialogue

- A chair is Art with an uppercase.
-- A chair is eternal peace.
-- A chair is fearful solitude.
-- A chair is shameless joy.
-- Lets pay our owed respects to our chair remaining respectfully on foot before her.

>>149327840
Boss

>>149326993
that's what you got from that comic?

i read it as "regardless of who you think is better, after everyone has disappeared the future will lump you all in as the same"

>>149328636
I read it as "violence about who is better destroyed their town anyway so now no one is better" but yeah theyre the same in the future too

>>149328421
fuck yeah that kid's watching mazinger??

- For us! Stuck with this family of lunatics who insist in believing that you have died, because, poor them! They havent yet understood what love is for.

- Marital Status?
- BBBBETRRRRRRAYEEEEDDDD

>>149328636
only the winner write the history so it is better to be strong now and worry about the people later. that's the way I see it.

Ana and carlos loved eachother 100%
- from that love, Julito was born
- Ana and Carlos shared with Julito their % of love
- But one day Carlos started to feel that Ana loved him 20% less, percentage passed to Julito
-Ana tried to fix the situation dedicating more time to her husband.
-She could do it thanks to Tatiana. Tatiana didnt charge much, and loved Julito 3%
- Still, things didnt change much for Carlos...
- ... Who, without noticing, started looking at Tatiana with a 17% of fondness.

-- ENOUGH WITH THE DIRTY DRAWINGS!! WHO CAN HAVE THE OCURRENCE OF MAKING LOVE A THING OF PERCENTAGES?! AND, ON TOP OF IT, IMPLY AN ADULTERY!! THIS IDEA IS REPUGNANT!!
-- BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU, THAT UNDERMIMD THE MORAL AND THE FAMILY THE WORLD IS IN THE STATE IT IS NOW!! CURSED (OR FCKED) LIBERTINE DEGENERATE!!

--Ana... Carlos... I love you all... The story was looking nice... Tatiana... Julito?

(This is one of like five comics where Quino self deprecates or is otherwise self aware of the content of his comics or that he is a humoristic comic himself)

- He asks for you to excuse him, but at the moment he can't meet with you because he is with people.

>>149330162
it's interesting how we still think about the same problems today and how far it progress one way or the other.

Difficult diagnosis, doctor: since the patient was conceived 'in vitro' we dont know if we are looking at a case of alcoholism, or familiar love.

>>149330179
Ha!
>>149330362
Lmao

>>149326971
Imagine being this stupid in a quino thread

- I bought Blue Jeans for my kids.
- And also Hamburguers and Hot-Dogs, which they like so much.
-And, of course, a quantity of the drink that theyre passionate about.
- But, of course, these little flags couldnt be missing.
- Because we want our children learning from now to defend themselves of that disgusting global cultural colonization.

>America btfo but also not because the family buying those products mean theyre the winners

I love Quino. He had brains and a certain way in expressing his ideas.

>>149329198
This one took me a while but chuckled as soon as I got it.

- HEAVENS, MY HUSBAND!!
-Did you see what happened? Did you see what happened??!!
- Nno, actually, we were... I mean, we didnt see anything, no
- SUUUUREEE, YOU DIDNT SEE ANYTHING!! THE REFEREE ALSO DIDNT SEE ANYTHING, THE LINE JUDGE ALSO DIDNT SEE ANYTHING!! NOBODY SAW ANYTHING!!
- NEVERTHELESS, THE WHOLE STADIUM, YES SIR, THE WHOLE STADIUM SAW THAT THAT THING WAS A PENALTY!!
- ISNT IT AN EMBARRASMENT??
- Yes, yes... its gross, but i better... Goodbye! Okay?
- YES, GOODBYE, GOODBYE TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP, WITH SUCH SUNUFABITCH REFEREES!! ITS NOT POSIBLE!!
- Whats not posible is you living like this, souring your life over football! Only that interests you!!
- I dont exist in this house anymore! You dont even look at me, you care more about football than me!!
-- Of course i see you, silly! Right now, when you left, you think i didnt notice you changed your hair? Those blonde little curls are sexy on you, you naughty!

I will take the liberty of not translating football as soccer

>>149330511
My fucking sides!

Ban test

>>149331415
This one kills me

>>149325701 (OP)
Cool

>>149325781
This could work in modern comics.

>>149325804
Kek

>>149326225
Is kind of sad, school tricks you into thinking hard work is enough.

>>149326725
Clever

>>149327806
I really like this office.

>>149326993
Considering this was made around the cold war and M.A.D.S I say the message is a warning against using force.

>>149327853
One of my favorites

>>149328683
Based kid

>>149328460
Super based

>>149328739
Status
SPOONY

>>149329280
Vanity mirror

>>149330497
Basicall fuck america, said the american consoomer

>>149332596
His visual gags are the best.

>>149327818
What? I don't ... Did the figurine transform the guy's genitals into female ones and get him pregnant?

>>149325781
Holy s…
Thats still a thing.

- Here you have it, m'boy, look at him well. As you see him here, it was him who galloped with relentless spirit through every corner of this land! The one who knew how to carry our forefathers through the difficult roads of freedoms like no other!
- <3 I'll take a picture, grandpa!
- You do well m'boy, everyone should have his image present always guarding our most noblest dreams!

-- ... Children, women, retirees, people without jobs, that search for food inside trash cans from supermarkets and restaurants!! Isnt it horrible?
-- Dreadful!... There was enough disconection with our traditional kitchen to have now, on top of it, those socially marginalized come and politice the gastronomy.

... And lack of expected support!

>>149333982
I think the joke is thatbits a fertility idol

Well, and now that i know so much... What now?

- And for me, not even a little?
- No!
- Glutton!

- Ladies and Gentlemen: WOOF!
- Oh, no!! Dont bring us demagogy, eh?!

>>149332812
Real

>>149332674
This one should be a cheap poster you get at a random store

>>149329259
Hold on

- Lets go see the falls, m'boy, that you like so much!
- yeah!!!!!
- Do you hear, boy? You can already hear the roar of the fall!
- Look, my son, the strenght of human nature!!

Classic

- I only know that i know nothing
- Pretending to discredit our educational system, huh?

>>149329198
>>149330705
>This one took me a while but chuckled as soon as I got it.
i dont get it

Are the last 4 sheets of paper just blocking them out having sex? Or is it a metaphor for how they screw?

>>149329215
Its some wholesome drawings the old ladies on the right are putting on to hide the sex. If you pay attention the censorship comic even has a plot

- Oh, a plane
- Yes, but did you never thought in everything that people carry up there? Books, watches... toothbrushes, pens, underwear, money... Credit cards, combs, phones...
- To think that all that passes us flying a thousand miles over our heads!
- Magical, right? Good day, sir.
- Magical, yes, thank you! Good day

-- Magic...! Sonofabitch!...The watch! The pen!... The money! The card!... The phone!...

>>149336670
would've been funny if she stole his underwear as well

>>149336533
>Its some wholesome drawings the old ladies on the right are putting on to hide the sex. If you pay attention the censorship comic even has a plot
I know the censorship has a plot. The elephant gets a scarf for the worm/snake thing who has a cold.
Im wondering if the plot is a metaphor for a sex act.

Thanks, OP.

>>149336098
wonder if you have to wear that hat to be a sculptor or is that just the universal sign for an artist

- Dad, how are we born?
- Uh... Well...
- Cmon! A guy at school told me that...
- They had to tell him the truth already!

Bumping while reading

- Mommy, are you always, always going to be with this baby?
- Yes, my son! Mommy is gonna be always, always with this baby!

-- Liar!

>>149325701 (OP)
You can post a link to the archive of the previous thread.

>>149339719
Youre right.
>>>149302278

>>149339664
This one is sad as fuck to me

- As ambassador of mine country, Mr Presidento, I bring guarantees that we will do everything posible to never again drown freedom your wonderful people. Cheers!

>>149326882
Shouldn't you sometimes translate pueblo as town or nation?

>>149333982
He questioned if the god could perform miracles and it gave him the miracle of virgin birth.

>>149336359
The last four panels got censored by the curators with a more child friendly story.

>>149327828
holy crap, the dynamism!

>>149335278
Cute

>>149330845
There is something very funny about a guy catching his wife cheating but being so angry at tje football game he just rant at them about the game.

>>149334486
Kek

>>149337793
Probably a famous artist used it and the trope stuck long after we forgot the rtist name.

>>149339579
Oh, those are shirts, I thought someone died and they where selling organd.

>>149340010
I too have a love bate relationship with my cat.

>>149340289
I think the inplication here is the ambassador is american.

>>149341716
Much like Jack Kirby or Stan Sakai's works I think Quino works better in black and white.

>>149342675
Sad

>>149339664
My mother was diagnosed with Alzheimer's earlier this year, so this one hit me hard.

>>149325701 (OP)
Nice job

>>149325781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QereR0CViMY

>>149341712
The proto dakimakura

>>149326971
Very, very true. They have everything they need to help themselves. They just don't.
>>149327901
Naive child

>>149327901
the USA has spent the equivelant of 12 marshal aid plans on africa, how much more do you want to spend?

>>149326993
>>149329141
t. bullied at school

A question: what differentiates Quino from a modern social media artist's work? What I mean is, they both touch similar themes, even being sanctimonious about certain societal issues, but Quino's are well received while the modern ones are more divisive. It can't simply be that Quino is a superior draftsman right?

>>149325701 (OP)
Bump of support

>>149348360
Kek, this was pretty good.

>>149358639
I like his use of humor to talk about the issues.

>>149330204
This is actually kind of charming. As much as I hate the current obesity crisis, I feel like we spend too much time celebrating people who took power for themselves rather than filled the world with joy. Food is an art too: You just need to make sure you don't get obsessed with it.

Glad thread is still up

>>149362036
Died of old age?

>>149361616
Food is great, but it makes you fat.

>>149357127
Kek, love footbal humor.

>>149362091
no died of incompetent

bumpu

-Professor! Doctor! I have managed to isolate the Solitude Virus!
- Professor...
- Doctor!
- Doctor? Professor?

... And i was thinking that having it more on hand than there, imposible. Also, that way you dont ever lose the key and it doesnt get stolen, you see?

>>149325781
>government would silence people arguing that "badly understood liberty" is dangerous
In reality, you have local governments allowing armed terrorist occupations of cities.

>>149341672
>Quino in color
What the hell?

>>149369036
Do you have the one with the cirgury room with the word errae et humanae

>>149372671
Heh

>>149371034
Thanks, Quino sure drew a lot of Doctor humor.

>>149341703
Veey rough translation.
>You have many, many years!
>My god! How the time flies!

Heavens, My husband!!

Surprise gift!, "The Annunciation", the Angel announcing to Mary that she is pregnant. Isn't this a beautiful picture?, Ideal for this home!, I saw it and thought: just-just what I need to sa... I mean, buy to my parents!!... It's really good, isn´t it?... Isn't really good?...

>>149374578
This is an odd one for quino, he almost never put gay characters and much less as main characters of the joke

>>149375477
Yes, I've only seen a couple of jokes like that.

Ah, Hello!... Last week, a few days after you left, I send you an e-mail telling you something, didn't you get it?

What even is this?

Why even reading this?

>>149375442
I love this scene, is clear the subtext isn't lost in the parents.

>>149325781
The euro mentality is exactly "we have free speech, except if you criticize government or a protected group!"

>>149326198
You mean this
>>149325735

>>149335324
Ha, even a priest blessing him!

>>149327853
Shoulda asked for a 9.

>>149378555
Kek

>>149380823
he was born to check those numbers

based

>>149328460
Thanos wishes

damn these are good

I lost an hour going through these and others. Nice job, OP!

Have these been collected?

>>149389848
I dont think so

>>149390045
Damn.

>>149330559
this one got me

>>149391126
kek

You guys reading it or not?

>>149392453
I actually quite enjoying it.

>>149392453
Yes

>>149392453
lurking

>>149395905
Took me a while. Good job

>>149326196
Spanish speaker here
I think the correct translation would be:
"You can thank me now"

>>149399498
Ah, I did watch that old animation. Poor policeman.

nice one, op

>>149325701 (OP)
Ok, question, how well of was Quino? because a lot of the jokes have fancy restaurants, Yuppie culture, and going to the theater for a concert.

>>149402756
>well of
well off

>>149366778
-Please, Miss! Would you kindly call my ex-wife to ask her to join with my mistress so that they can organize with my wife a small birthday party for the kids.
-Of Course, Doctor.

>>149367567
I'm here to warn you doctor: if you ever find something wrong about me... you'll hear from my lawyers!

>>149367956
-Hmm... Insomnia...
-Anxiety...
-The symptoms are clear: what you really need is to earn more money.

>>149370398
Doctor! Even if it's terrible, tell me the truth: to be a human being, is it an incurable disease?

>>149405723
This on is good

>>149404894
Mind virus

>>149384170
...And so this little seed... very little, little... that daddy had put in the stomach of mommy......

>>149393765
Doctor, wake up! The patient is waiting for you, you see!... Pstt, doctor!..

>>149399484
Wait... Wait a minute... I understand why I had so much difficulty walking!

>>149400503
-Profession?
-Doctor
-Do you have something to prove it?
-And not too much coffee, especially!

thanks to the anon that is translating these

>>149406448
No problem if you're talking about the french stuff.

-My problem, doctor, it's that I don't really know who I truly am.
-It's a simple identity crisis. You'll see that it's very easy to cure, mister Rossi.
-Rossi? What do you mean, Rossi? I am Gonzalez Brown, doctor! Gonzalez Brown!
-Well then! Now you see! That'll be two hundred francs. Good afternoon!

>>149400599
He really likes this joke.

>>149406572
yeah, thanks

>>149406740
...My parents didn't understand me and they did not believe me when I said I would become a movie star, that I'll shoot lots of films, that I'll attend the festivals and...

>>149407874
-Something horrible is happening to me doctor: in addition of myself, I sometimes get the feeling of being many others.
-It happens to you sometimes? Good Lord, how lucky are you! With us, it's permanent.

>>149407891
Perfect. You managed to revaluate the maternal figure. Which means, for an undervalued mother, you will pay me mhhmhhmhhundred francs per session, now that will be... Hold on... For a mother... Mhh... Six and we carry the two... Plus three......

>>149357380
Honestly the least fortunate areas of Africa, whether tribal or warlord-controlled, don't need aid or food.
They need to be conquered, pacified and civilized by force.

>>149328405
Literally me.

>>149328460
Me with Mori Calliope

>>149410173
What do you mean, you no longer wish to row? You surprise me, Fernandez, aren't we, yes or no, on the same boat?

>>149410185
-And you, young man, do you have any ideas of your own?
-Oh, no! I borrow them from others.
-Perfect! Over here, we don't like surprises.

>>149411296
-As usual, thanks and see you tomorrow!
-One of these days, I'll have to decide to talk to him about it but... I'm so afraid to risk losing such an long-standing friendship!...

>>149411331
And while it's true that to err is human, nobody could remove from us the merit of achieving a truly extraordinary level of humanity.

>>149411282
HAHA! Criminal friendships! Nice.

>>149413282
It's somewhat unthinkable that on this planet we cannot govern in peace just because of the damned tendency from the people of never being satisfied of what we provide to them!!

>>149413301
...So now, I ask of you: who's responsible of the state in which we are currently in?

>>149413310
My party? The one that will please you. My father taught me to have the utter most respect of others' opinion.

>>149326725
lmao

Based thread.

Lmao

>>149416206
lovely

>>149418492
This one is pretty funny

>>149334402
>YMS origin story

>>149405723
Whoa...

>>149417482
Don Joachim Chamizo Villasana, founder and leader of "National Movement for Verticality and Straightness", surrounded by colleagues and party officers who follow devotedly his ideological credo.

>>149422512
>>149417482
Do you think this works better with or without the caption?

>>149418442
Always remember this, sonny boy: it is better to become the most intelligent among fools rather than the stupidest among geniuses.

>>149418458
-What do you mean geography! It's not rocket science! The world is filled of: first of all, us, right here...
-...Second of all, all the other countries around. That's why it's rounded.

>>149420424
Can I shoot you a question, professor: your brain, it fires how many ideas per second?

>>149420440
Well then!.... If we don't have the right to freely express our thoughts...
... What's the point of us striving for democracy?

>>149422623
I don't think it would work better without captions but it also wouldn't be worse. It's one where both could work if no one could think of a better one.

>>149420450
Stop! Nobody moves as long as the sergeant-gardener hasn't finished with the commander's camouflage!

>>149424493
kek

>>149424482
-Dad, what's a thermonuclear arsenal?
-Nothing much! For some countries, it substitutes for sex.

>>149424512
-...And here's where they have gotten us into: an economic catastrophe that'll spare nobody, poor, rich, workers, tycoons, employees, artisans... Everyone, absolutely everyone, are equally...
-... victims of this disaster! And I'm not the only to say this! Ask the question around you! You'll see! It's the whole country that's saying it.
-"... with clarity and eloquence, the old leader evoked the current economic equality in which, by removing exclusions and barriers between social classes, has achieved to create a perfect unanimity in the public opinion."

>>149424518
-How horrible! Look at the trash that people are tossing on the street!!
-Disgusting!!

-Since it's like that, I won't be the only fool who keeps his old cartons in his pocket in order to not litter!
-...There we go!

-An iron fist, that's what we need! Dumping trash in the public space? Prison! No matter who, six months of prison! You'll see that things...

-....chang....

-Well then, Grampa? Don't you know that it is forbidden to dump trash in the public space?

-Move along, it'll pass this time... But don't come back, got it?

-How shameful! What a scum, this guy! To take it upon an old man! They believe they can get away with anything all because they wear a uniform!
-What a ass!!

>>149325701 (OP)
Is Mafalda a Liberal???

>>149426038
She's a commie.

>>149427123
how so?

thanks again

>>149392453
ye

Thanks, spanon.

>>149430555
-Hello, Mr. director. Have a look, I'd like to live like that! What do you think?

-Hmmm!

-I regret to say, but in accordance to the fundamental rules of living in society, you, me, or anybody...

-... We have to live like that.


-Really! Like that?
-Uh-huh.

-Can I keep it? I'm afraid to lose it.

-Of course. It has been precisely made to help each other to live better together.
-Thank you very much.

-No problem.

>>149431455
Happy are those who know they are scrupulously poor; the Kingdom of multinationals belongs to them!

I like the one about the chair. It sums up the comic side of /co/ perfectly.

>>149431719
You will own nothing and be happy.

>>149433091
And they are people out there saying we cannot live in this country.

>>149433226
We like to precise to the audience that the piece that will be interpreted by the "Harmonicus Trio" is not "Haydn's Trio No.3 in G major for 2 Flutes and Cello" but rather "Haydn's Trio No.3 in G major for Cello and 2 Flutes".

>>149334477
>4chan user realizes women are people

>>149433148
Aww, poor accountant. He wants to write the beautiful poem.

>>149434680
Kek, how do stoplighs work?

>>149433148
Quino's best stuff needs no translation

>>149431455
Wait, I thought the comics were in spanish.

>>149435301
this is from a french version of his comics

>>149435408
Got it.

>>149434748
Procedures to be refused desk

>>149435999
Well deserved trips.

>>149437488
Criticism does nothing.
Help us and collaborate
Arrow says: Information

-This is the information desk: we regret to inform you, the public, for lack of personnel, it is currently impossible to give out any information...
-For more information, please come back when the situation has been normalized. Thank you...

>>149434662
holy kek

>>149439056
*Drum roll*

Hear ye! Hear ye! As of now, each and everyone has been granted the freedom to express matters that make our kingdom as it is.

However, it is proclaimed that whomsoever brings his conclusions to light shall be tried in justice for defamation upon his Majesty the King!

*Drum Roll*

>>149439072
>In the beginning
Death to the Great Babut

>At the end
Praise upon the Great Babut

>>149439095
I actually like Uky's design

>>149439369
But... You've asked of me to shine upon his talents as a man of action and as an exemplary father!

>>149437523
>>149437537
old man yells at cloud

>>149440177
young fag nags old man

bymp

Bump

>>149445170
God delivers!

>>149443951
Wife metaphor?

>>149439083
KEK! BIG BOSS BABY!

bump

>>149450181
Wow

>>149449058
Neat

>>149451345
yep

>>149443197
kind of sad that they cut the wings, is this a metaphor for adventure vs order?

>>149325701 (OP)
What's this?

>>149454532
Spanish social commentary comics, with anon translating.

>>149454795
Oh cool.

thanks to all of those who contribute to the thread

>>149325701 (OP)
That's cool
>page 8
not on my watch!

>>149457002
Quino has some great faces in his cartoons, some of this could be reactions.

Nice

great thread

>>149459683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrJEFrth27Q