Thread 149328822

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I’m here exclusively to see the love of my life and greatest woman to ever exist Sue Storm and that is it

>>149328916
why isn't this exposing her butt?

>>149328860
Cyclops looks like he’s in that meme where the guy is checking out the other girl

This is straight-up Anti fan service.

>>149328939
Cunny Island?

>>149328829
BASED WONDER MAN FINGER GUNS

>>149328945
WTF IDF Wasp?

>>149328829
>>149328836
>She-Hulk being an asshole.
Somethings never change.

>>149328970
Namor:Okay so when do i get my swimsuit?

>>149328829
>>149328826
Heh they really did give her 6 fingers

>>149328829
"AI Slop is damaging our brand!" says the company that rushed out a Secret Invasion miniseries to coincide with the Disney+ series that infamously used AI-generated credits

>>149328992
why is he so slender?

>>149328996
how is the new Captain Marvel so consistently desexualized? Is it just the color scheme?

>>149329006
It's called having a beach body.

>>149328822 (OP)
Alot of AI Art legit looks better than some "artists" like Juan Bobillo.

>>149328990
It did?

>>149329007
There is no way a het guy drew this.

>>149328836
would have worked better if they used RoxNews like in Immortal Hulk

That fucken sucked.

>>149329012
>Reuse a cover from Rowell's shitty run.
They are beyond lazy aren't they?

>>149328853
Why is Pryo a bad guy here?

And that's it. If you liked this, support your LCS or whatever.

>>149328836
>>149328829
Did the swimsuit issues always have all this bullshit at the beginning?

>>149328886
I'm not sure this works in-universe, which I thought was the entire point of these specials

>>149328898
Woah Logan, you can't just call them that!

>>149328829
naturally the comic has to begin with the "white men weak, women strong" agenda like always. you never see white men being depicted with respect and as better then women or blacks at everything nor do you ever see jokes at the expense of anything but exclusively straight white men
>>149328945
when was the last time a female hero was rescued by a whtie male character.
Pretty much every American Comic always featured white male "heroes" or "protagonsits" getting rescued by female characters every week but I don't know the last time it was the other way around.

>>149328916
Isn't this just an old variant cover?

>>149328928
Defendersbros eating good for once. Just look at dat Valkyrie

>>149328985
This is the cutest Gamora's been in ages

>>149328836
No single issue of anything is going to make more than oil in a quarter, even for a comical issue set in the Marvel universe that is a fucking stupid assessment to make.

>>149329034
It's one of the many reasons the show is considered the nadir of the MCU
https://deadline.com/2023/06/secret-invasion-opening-credits-ai-backlash-marvel-mcu-disney-1235421667/

>>149329091
no

>>149328860
>jean drinking out of a sentinel design cup
Jesus fucking Christ. Do they not know how stupid this looks? The only thing worse would be storm drinking out of a klan mug

>>149329026
this just wasn't good

>>149328928
Freckle tits and Throg

>>149329171
Looks like apocalypse to me

>the hottest art is of two men >>149329007
I'm not even trying to go gooner but cmon, this year felt very limp

>>149329167
i thought you meant the Secret Invasion comic used AI in its art ,not the TV show.

>>149329171
Eh, looks like Apocalypse to me.

So many continuity errors

>>149328829
Why are all these characters randomly hanging out at Avengers Mansion?

>>149328853
Sabretooth is currently dead. Pyro is no longer a bad guy. Why the hell would Pyro and Sabretooth be working together and randomly attacking Rogue and Gambit?

>>149328873
Titania and Absorbing Man are also currenly reformed.

>>149328945
>>149328954
The Punisher is currently stuck in Weirdworld and won't be back until a few months from now. And when he's back his status quo will be that he has amnesia.

>>149329026
honestly they are right. Porn artist and marvel not being allowed to do anything above slightly suggestive really kills any interest in this. Even if the old swimsuit specials came out today it wouldn't be anything special.

>>149329026
Nadia has a point

>>149329190
Still kind of a Klan mug then given En Sabah Nur's supremacist beliefs

>>149328945
>Krav Maga Sting
wat

>>149329209
Wolverine got a mankini
Very nice

This honestly feels extremely forced and the artists/writer held back because they are purely doing this for Marvel Rivals synergy

>>149329091
Not with that many pages but there is always context. Like this one was just "hey the inhumans are having a pool party on the moon"

>>149329207
nigga who cares the shits been out of whack for decades now. This was a comic for marvel rivals fags thats it since basically thats the only thing saving marvels relevancy

>>149329190
>>149329205
That makes it even worse. Apocalypse infected her kinda son in cable with a virus and she lived in the future for 10yrs raising said child in an apocalypse ran world in fear.

This is extremely retarded

>>149329070
I like Lunas alot but im a stucker for stirrup leg wear

>>149329305
>NOOOOOOOO THE SWIM SUIT ISSUE NEEDS TO BE LORE SERIOUS MUH CONTINIUTY THATS BEEN ASS SINCE THE 90S!! NOO MORE LORE MY TIKTOK SHORTS SAID!!!

lorefags need to die

70% barabait
30% fridgebodied women that are clothed too much
This sucked.

>>149329026
That was certainly a way to end this. Seems strange to end it on such a nothing finale joke.

>>149329026
>>149328822 (OP)
>No sexy Wanda this entire issue
Booo

why do I have a feeling a lot of the current Marvel staff utterly fucking hate Marvel Rivals for pushing for marvel to goon more

>>149329305
Sins were forgiven during Krakoa. Jean ain't no saint herself. Funny how you're fixated on this when the whole issue sucked. Nothing sexy or fun about it.

>>149329374
becasue they do a chink F2P shooter has basically utterly eclipsed the last 5 years of MCU projects and shitty comics

How many Milkshakers worked on this?

>>149329374
because the current Marvel staff utterly hate Marvel

>>149329374
The Swimsuit special coming back this year is BECAUSE of Rivals so yes they held back on this out of spite

>>149329374
Not really but there being told to make new costumes and designs every couple months they would translate well into rivals

>>149328822 (OP)
Did it really need a tacked on story just to show some pin-ups?

>>149328886
>>149328992
>no mary jane

>>149329486
isn't that her next to Tony? or is it Wanda?
Eh, its Wanda

>>149329305
Brother probably only you and 10 other guys care and know about this. X-men “fans” don’t know half the backstory and plots to the characters they read they just jack off to the girls, read dark phoenix saga, watch the shitty cartoon and argue about ships. Just let it go.

>>149328822 (OP)
Where's the code, anon?

>>149329545
and this is also how Marvel treats it and all their characters, really.
the less you care about continuity the better

>>149329593
100% the comics are such garbage now people care more about other adaptations or some comics now

>>149328996
Best girl gets best page

>>149329486
She's Venom right now so that's her in the pool.

This feels like it's in continuity with a kids sticker book.

>>149330011
So standard 2000's+ Marvel, ok.

>>149330030
Minus the sexual assault.

>>149329207
>Why the hell would Pyro and Sabretooth be working together and randomly attacking Rogue and Gambit?
Because they didn't get invited to the wedding

>>149328959
Best in show

>>149329012
adam is still the goat

>>149328928
The only one barely even close to the old ones. What a letdown holy shit

>>149328954
If nothing else, this is a fantastic out of context page.

>>149328938
I believe that's the intent.

>>149328928
Boob freckles holy shit I'm diamonds

>>149328860
So Wolverine just has his dick out?

would be funny if some promptfag redid these pages in AI and they would turn better than originals

>>149328954
>Frank has PTSD
>but not from 'Nam

>>149329026
I thought JJ and Peter were friends now. What happened?

>>149328836
What's the censored word?

>>149330931
Not in continuity story.

>>149328886
Kino page

>>149330866
AI will always be soulless

>>149328945
It looks like modoks about to rape Frank and he’s in fear of it

>>149331001
>AI will always be soulless
Yeah just hire Mexican!

Exactly. Case in point, Carlos Gomez posts spicy pics of Marvel characters all the time on his site, when he isn't doing books for them.

>>149330907
Pip the Troll summoned and mindrape people with the Infinity Stones to make a Swimsuit issue.

Frank was one of them.

>>149331017
Aren't Benes alums usually Brazilian

>>149329486
because nobody cares

>>149328907
Based Wade

>>149328934
Stan Lee cameo

:(

>>149328920
>This picture is 6 years old.

No only was this not exactly best foot forward, the whole "foes" doesn't actually get reflected much in the swimsuit parts.

>>149328916
>>149328929

Like this?

>>149331285
Nice~

>>149330944
Nothing's been Canon for the last 25 years.

>>149331314
A little bit bigger bulge would be perfect, but it's a start

>>149328822 (OP)
eww

>>149331376
It's a blue board after all

>>149331001
>>149331055
still better than what we got

>>149328829
Why does Wasp have four wings? Wasps only have two.
>>149328826
BS, Steve would never get a tattoo.

>>149331427
Well, there's no accounting for taste
>>149331480
The better part is the tattoo is backwards

>>149331480
They have two sets of wings, but the way they overlap looks like they are one (why the order is called hymenoptera). The look is still bad though.

>>149331526
It is like Guile's

How in Jim Shooter's name did they not get David Nakayama to work on this? Doing pinups is literally his whole job.

>>149328928
Why isn't the frog's cock out
sexualize the frog cowards

>>149328945
this MODOK design is really good, the Purple Irises with the black eyes isn't something I've seen on him before.

apparently, 4chan now had a antispam system? hell, that's either not going to work or kill the place

149328865
cute!

149328886
hot!

149328892
wholesome!

149328898
Dino Ninjas. COMIC BOOKS!

149328985
Cute Gamora!

149329007
...why am I hearing the Bad Boys theme in the background?

>>149328860
>topless storm
Mmmm yes.

>>149328954
10/10.
Saving this an going to wait 4 to 7 months for an out of context page thread.

Put MODOK in a bikini you pussies let the man hang dong

>>149328826
Ok

>>149328928
Oh hey, I recognize that Wolverine reference.

>>149328855
me but with Psylocke instead

>>149331915
kek what the fuck

>>149331282
What a shame as whole. I guess this is Marvels first foray back into these specials. I guess they really played up the jokiness and “safe” horniness. Still would’ve preferred if they were bold and got a little more spicy with the pinups. I’m not expecting something out of Playboy but no need to be so prudish.

>>149329077
Wait a sec. Where’s the Jean and Scott pinup for this years special? Did Marvel cut it? Thanks anyway for the storytime.

>>149328860
Worth it for Emma but just barely
>>149328865
Bad
>>149328886
Banger, Nick Lowe seething
>>149328928
BANGER!
>>149328934
Funny enough
>>149328954
Funny as fuck, even funnier knowing there are several trannies at marvel who seethe whenever he shows up

Very disappointing

>>149329480
Probably because of royalties

>>149328959
THEY ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS

>>149328996
where are the fucking boobs

>>149332101
She cut the excess fat.

>>149331997
That was a variant like the Mark Brooks Carol cover that got reused

>>149331919
noooo she's not in it :(

>>149328892
Need a close-up on Val!

>>149329593
>the less you care about continuity the better

I remember when I used to believe that in the 00s. It turned out it only encouraged fans and Marvel itself to be even more lazy.

>>149331285
yeah this is way better

>>149332122
Oh, wasn't aware of that.

>>149329365
>No sexy Wanda this entire issue
>Booo
Going to just assume she turned Jan down when she was asked to pose. Judging by the covers she was on, we might have dodged a bullet, at least until Wanda is actually allowed to look like Wanda again. Have some 90s Swimsuit Special Wanda. Other characters may also appear, but you probably won't even notice them.

What a rip

>>149328860
Really needed to be a spread.

>>149328865
I don't have anything against Sauvage, but everything from the linework and digital coloring to the composition does not impress here.

We really are living in a Weimar era of comics.

>>149333154
more like Walmar-Merica

>>149328865
>>149333105
Sure it's not fair to expect something Hildebrandt tier, but you guys get what I mean. Part of the appeal of these old specials was that several artists got to put their best foot forward. And I don't think that's what this new issue showcases.

>>149329026
Honestly this.
Why would I bother buying this issue when I can just look up some sweet sweet Tracy Scops comics?

>>149332954
Only in the variant cover.

>Any random Hentai is better than comics now.
I hate this cursed timeline so much.

>>149333195
because Tracy Scops comic have gone to shit. the artists are either shit at their job or keep drawing every character like a succubus as is the case with Llamaboy. on top of that Tracy's writing gets worse and worse with retarded meta-commentary and weird fetishes. and to top of it off the release schedule and pricing model are still retarded as fuck

>>149333254
>Tracy's writing gets worse and worse with retarded meta-commentary and weird fetishes.

They had all of those from day one on. There's more text in them than in a Bendis story. The only single good point in them is that it's capeshit porn parody and sometimes does the exact parodies you are looking for after reading a Marvel book (like Ultimate Peter and his girl clone).

>>149333254
you're mad about the Paul comic, aren't you
lol
lmao

>>149333308
Even the beefcake material is extremely lacking compared to their 90's counterparts.

>>149328843
very cute outfit for wasp

>>149332954
Is it still canon that Wanda is the busiest superhero in the Marvel universe?

>>149328886
can do with less lines on her belly, more curvey

The last time comics were good was when Power Rangers was the new hot thing.

This connection error crap is getting old.

Literally stops even I change to a different pic

>>149328985
Gamora is really neat

>>149333358
Maybe it really is Nick Lowe coping and seething about people disliking the Wells run lately

>>149333358
why would you think that? the Llamaboy comment shouldve given it away but I'm disappointed at the utter dogshit that was the Deadpool 3 one with Cassandra Nova. the Paul comic was weird too but not because I like that fag, I thought Webbed Wardrobe and the recent Newlywebs were great and did better at showcasing Peter and MJ together

>>149329091
No but they just can’t help but have tim seeley act as arbiter of what fans should be allowed to think. I fucking hate that faggot.

>>149329453
>Adaptation bait
They were doing it for a long time, mainly for toys

>>149333266
>>149333369
Funny how it also had more gay representation

Being a Clint fan is suffering.

>>149328996
>Generic man face
>fridge body
Caroltroons jack off to this every week??

>>149334284
I know right? Poor Iceman only gets a brief cameo, sliding in the corner of the group pinup and he's more covered up than Wolverine. There's a whole host of characters they could've given a spotlight towards. If they do another special, I wonder if they will take into consideration more pinups? Highly unlikely but we've certainly seen better in the past.

>>149329486
>Why is this character marvel hates for being synonymous with the best of Spidey not in a fanservice comic of characters they want you to like

>>149331526
>Posts art overwhelmingly better than the source material
>Think it's worse
Caroltroons...

>>149334312
Just don't be a CLINT

>>149334325
yeah they didn't even try with this shit
highly doubt they'll do another

>>149334325
weekly? if we're slacking
>>149334383
>AI slop
>art

>>149334412
Better than the fridge Carl Manvers art you pretend is good. Now shut the fuck up and keep posting AI Carol.

>>149334325
>Troons.
It's literally one schizo who samefags his general. The mods don't care because they hate this board. Same reason they don't do shit about Gwenschizo or industrycuck.

>>149328988
On both hands too so that shit was intentional.

>>149334355
Yes, the roster feels weak compared to previous issues

>>149333375
>Is it still canon that Wanda is the busiest superhero in the Marvel universe?
What does that even mean? Did you mean to type bustiest? If so, no.

>>149334521
>What does that even mean? Did you mean to type bustiest?
Yes, obviously. This is why you don't phonepost.
>>149334521
>If so, no.
Damn shame.

That gotta be the least sexual boring filler filled Swimsuit special yet even this single page had more charm character development and enjoyment in it then this entire comic let alone the swimsuits themselves. They should have outsourced this to France.

>>149334521
>>149334622
>>149333375
Pretty sure Emma Frost is bustier, although she canonically has implants.

>>149334639
we need more pics of friendly poker nights (and what a coincidence, I'm just watching Trinity 2 right now and it was at the poker game scene).

when was the last time they showed Marvel characters playing poker anyway? Ben Grimm used to hold regular poker nights, I remember there was one time The Kingpin tried crashing it by beating everyone, then Spidey ended up winning. And before that, Mr. Immortal of the great lakes avengers (see the oldest Squirrel Girl books) got invited and cleaned house because apparently all their team does is sit home playing poker.

>>149334697
>>149333375
I don't think there has ever been a canon bustiest character. Artists are too inconsistent, some draw them bigger, others smaller.

>>149328959
Aura

>>149333375
>>149334697
>>149334882
Nobody beats Big Bertha.

>>149334142
Kino. No homo

>>149329026
is Uatu fapping? his right hand is explicitly never shown.

>>149333375
She's only the bustiest when Adam Hughes is drawing her. Maybe Frank Cho too. But if we go by that, then Shanna the She Devil of Savage Land is probable bustier. Felicia Hardy was also stated to have so huge breasts that it makes no sense for her to be acrobatic, she claims they act as ballast.

Alternatively the bustiest may be She-Hulk or Valkyrie on account of them being 8 feet tall, or perhaps Big Bertha who is 8 feet wide.

>>149334876
>when was the last time they showed Marvel characters playing poker anyway?
think it was Bendis or Quesada that said they hated those issues of the heroes and villains sitting around eating chinese and talking/playing poker and did away with them

>>149334951
Bendis of all the people hated an issue where the heroes do nothing but talk for the entire issue? Did he got jealous or what? Ultimate Spidey has like every third or fourth issue being nothing but people talking and nothing happening. Hell even my sister complained that she bought a Spidey book for her kids who loved the 00s Spider-man movies, and the book was just talk talk talk with Spidey barely even appearing (it was the issue of USM where Aunt May visits a psychiatrist after seeing Spidey in action).

>>149328928
>this is the only page with a hot chick

>No Daken
>No Hercules
I sleep

>>149335027
Seriously. Why not use them?

>>149335057
Daken is one of the best looking man in Marvel and his book is selling well
Missed opportunity

>>149334915
Kino indeed.

>>149335092
>and his book is selling well
I thought it was getting canceled? That's a pleasant suprise to hear it's getting sales. Hopefully, Akihiro doesn't fall into complete obscurity.I also hope he gets back with Somnus and Aurora.

>>149335117
It will be relaunched they are setting up Daken to be next Ghost Rider

>>149335306
Weird gimmick they happened upon Akihiro but I kind of like it. I just hope it doesn't relegate him as a character that will no longer be featured in X-men books and what not. It'd suck to see him in solitude from the rest of the people he's more or less rekindled bonds with.

>>149329374
I posit it's because more people have accidentally read Rivals lore than bought a current Marvel comic

>>149328860
Who the hell is that middleaged broad and where's kitty?!?!?

>>149328829
As far as I'm concerned this page of them actually being at the mansion is the only worthwhile thing in this issue

>>149328880
>Everything else in this book is out of continuity
>Johnny still has that fucking mustache

>>149328928
>>149330797
That has disturbing implications

>>149329026
Wow FOURTEEN pages of non pinups.

>>149329026
I can't help but feel like this whole thing was just an excuse to tell their audience to just go look at porn. An argument that has always missed the point in both it's extremism and intention. Further, while the older ones certainly were tongue in cheek they never pulled"Lol caring about things is stupid" card.

>>149334521
>If so, no
Who then?

>>149335873
well in the first one he's wearing pic related, in the second one he's for sure hanging dong, but if storm gets to be toppless I guess it's fair

Bit odd for him to be hanging dong in plain view of Kitty but I guess that's just how they roll on Krakoa
Speaking of Kitty, what's up with her groin?

>>149335931
Titania?

>>149328898
>>149328907
…since when is Hit-Monkey a bad guy?

>>149335886
they gotta justify this to the tumblrettes or else they'll screech about the "objectification"

>>149335931
I know Emma and Carol have both had in universe people comment on how stacked they are

>>149335971
Since they decided to use him in Marvel Rivals

>>149335931
Big Bertha.

>>149328959
>americans are so obsessed they have a "Shitted: The Character"
Truly incorrigible nation

>>149336149
He is in the game?

>>149328822 (OP)
I literally went to buy this, saw seeley’s name on it and put it right back and walked away.

>>149336191
will be, he's one of the first datamined heroes

>>149331314
>mary jane is a futa now.

>>149328886
TIGHT

>>149335751
ding ding ding! somehow the chinks managed to write marvel characters like actual characters and not spokespersons for whatever fetish or political soapbox slop the writers of marvel have been pushing these days. Jim shooter was right

>>149335914
Yes, the older ones were a parody, these have a certain degree of spite

>>149329197
I don't know why anyone expects any different Capeshit is ran by fags

>>149329026
I feel like the Internet killed this because I could literally look up most of these characters by name and find fanart that's better than anything in this book

>>149336308
yes

>>149328916
>>149331285
It doesn't even make sense with how it being done, because even if they didn't slide down they would still be getting pulled back, it's so awkward looking

>>149333195
because she makes some garbage stories and she's a hoe.

>>149336308
why boner why

>>149336251
oh

>>149333451
Gamora is filled with meat.

>>149336096
The insane part is there isn't even anything to appeal to the fujos or anything is just unappealing all around

>>149328916
This artist did not understand the assignment.

>>149338259
If he wrote the dialogue he also didn't know Elsa loves Jeff

>>149330937
https://politicaldictionary.com/words/ratfucking/

>>149328860
Why is Logan naked

>>149333182
Even if you forgive the lack of artistic skill the illustrations are pretty dang empty and lacking soul, with a few exceptions.

You can also tell there was a strict "don't actually make it hot" list of directives.

bump

>>149328826
The Roxxon AI cover looks better than a lot of these official pinups.

>>149340166
Yeah

>>149338831
It's not even a matter of raw sex appeal, it's just astoundingly boring.

>>149328928
I thought valkyrie was dead?

>>149329007
>Danny is back... but now he's GAY!

I hate this timeline

>>149340524
Take your meds

>>149328826
>reading

>>149329007
GAY

>>149334325
is the man face in the room with us right now?

>>149329207
It's non canon

>>149328822 (OP)
Most of the pinups are simply repurposed covers of other books it turns out.
https://nitter.net/mvrtxin/status/1942936896801575048#m

>>149341183
Marvel really did not put a lick of effort in this, did they?

>>149341183
fuck marvel

>>149341196
Not at all. Which is quite a shame. I know the culture internally has changed so they avoid anything risqué. Still there is always a market to tap into when it comes to tasteful pinups of their favorite characters.

>>149338259
There wasn't an assignment at all, just repurposed covers

>>149341172
Is that a fact? I’d like to know for sure

>>149328996
That looks bad.

>>149333404
>>149329012
Okay…. I think I’m in love with She Hulk bros……

>>149328860
Strom topless, wolverine fully nude , Scott hugging Jean while eyeing on Emma. X men are really horny