Would you?

>>149329684 (OP)
NEVER

>>149329758
Welp case closed

>>149329684 (OP)
S11E5

>>149329758
Come on!

>>149329684 (OP)
No lipstick please

>>149330048
Why do The Simpsons's teen seasons look 1000x more appealing than the HD seasons? WE HAVE TO GO BACK

>>149329684 (OP)
>smokes
>doesn't shave
>fat
No/10

>>149330798
Stupid Sexy Zombie Simpsons

>>149330798
No line weight combined with digital coloring and no shadows is usually going to look worse for weirder artstyles.

>>149329684 (OP)
I would Sneed

Just a sec, I need to put on my beautifier-goggles.
Ah there we go

>>149329684 (OP)

>>149331092

>>149331108

>>149329684 (OP)
Yeah sure

>>149331053
>>149329684 (OP)
To be fair, it's the hair that ruins her. And the leg hair.

>>149329684 (OP)
Only if she shaved/waxed everything from the waist down.

>>149331350
>>149333128
COWARDS!

>>149333128
I'm with you. I don't wanna get rugburn when I clap those fat cheeks.

>>149333624

>>149333624
C'mon, anon, you know they would also be ugly and smelly in real life.

>>149334358

>>149329684 (OP)
but I'm not a lesbian
plus smoke smell gets in pores and hair - yuck

>>149329684 (OP)
Sure. Then again I would also Lucille Botzcowski so make of that what you will.

>>149334358
What conversations are even had to get this art made, let alone shared publicly as official press art?

>>149335680
Pretty sure the aame conversation as the Playboy magazine

>>149329684 (OP)
YES, A THOUSAND TIMES YESSSS

Yes

>>149335219
God I love saggers

>>149335745
nice feet

>>149335219
But, anon, she looks like a very manly lesbian. With even more anger issues.

>>149337326

>>149331092
>>149331108
>>149331121
This is SO hot

>>149329684 (OP)
Nah I’m gay.

>>149330822
He wasn’t talking about you.

>>149338088
You shouldn’t be.

>>149338088
Selma could turn even the gayest man straight.

>>149338403
That part where she was about to fuck Bob did something to me as a kid.

>>149338403
Even Smithers?

>>149339195
Even Smithers. That's how sexy she is.

>>149329684 (OP)
Selma is weird. Because sometimes they draw her has being okay looking and other times ugly.

>>149339901
They've never drawn her okay looking.

>>149331350
And the wife fat flat feet. They look like yellow mexican abuelas.

But definitely the hair is awful, I could never stand "curler" hair all through the 70s and 80s and 90s, it was just the immediate signal for gross repulsive greasy old lunchlady women.

>>149339992
It's the clown hairstyle, it just doesn't benefit their designs.

>>149339992
*wide fat flat feet

fuck you freud it was a typo

Disney's been making them less ugly lately.

>>149340083
PERFECT figure

>>149335219
I love frumpy bitches.

>>149340227
Same here.

>>149329684 (OP)
Hell no, smokers are a major deal breaker for me.

>>149341546

>>149341551

>>149341563

>>149341563
>>149341570
this is fucking repulsive on multiple levels and i can't comprehend why anyone is even bothering to post zombie simpsons even as a novelty

>>149341570

>>149341598

So they killed that Chinese daughter they adopted, right? Or was it taken away by CPS off-screen?

>you will never empty your overfull balls inside of yellow cartoon pussy
Why live?

https://e-hentai.org/s/219c51910e/2456223-1

>>149329684 (OP)
Is that a serious question?

>>149342596

>>149342602

>>149342614

>>149342180
POV: you are Bart Simpson

>>149338403
There's a lot of feet scene with them in the show, I would their feet

Would
https://files.catbox.moe/vmr6p3.jpg

>>149335745

>>149343304

>>149343304
>>149343321
I just love official pin-ups, they are so rare now.

>>149343441
>>149343347
>>149343132
They really do quite a lot of sexual stuff with Patty and Selma, in comparison to any other woman in the show. Maybe they don't find them as gross as they want to present them sometimes.

>>149342596
They look a lot better when they are fat.

>>149329684 (OP)
Until my hips broke.

>>149343591
Lucky. Tell us the story.

>>149343542
Same their is a certain charm to it.

>>149334358
Holy fuck, I bet they'd be SO grateful for having a crumb of cock to lust over.

>>149343132
The Simpsons has always been solid when it comes to feet content.

>>149329684 (OP)
>Would you?
sure why not

>>149329684 (OP)
Probably. I fucked some bucket of yuck looking girls in my day.

>>149329684 (OP)
At this point in my life, yes and gladly.

>>149343723

Shave, deep wash the cigarette tar and ash out of her hair, and mouthwash, lots of it. It's been a while, but IIRC the show doesn't depict them as ugly, plain at worst, it's just that their habits and hygiene related to smoking and body hair put people off.

>>149345916
Don't shave EVERYTHING

>>149345916
They can't be that ugly given how many men Selma's been able to pull throughout the years.

>>149346389
Yes, everything, you gross Frenchman.
>>149346630
They're just Marge but just a bit older, chubbier, smoke, and don't shave, so if they worked on the last two things, they'd look almost like her, so they're definitely not ugly, just the body hair and smoking is a turnoff.

>>149346630
I still miss him every day...

I don't find simpsons designs sexy and I don't understand how people do.

>>149348853
If you grew up watching it the designs are normalized and thus appealing.

>>149348906
I did grow up with the simpsons
I just don't find them sexy. I dunno, I think its the mouths/lips.

>>149348962
Different strokes for different folks

>>149348989
They have no chin man. Its like a mouth attached almost directly to the neck.
Am I crazy?

>>149329684 (OP)
The thought of her untamed bush rubbing up against my balls is already giving me a boner that could drive steel

Would I? Would I?

>>149349016
You'd be surprised by the strange (or even just extremely simple) designs some people find arousing.

>>149349016

>>149349131
HAW-HAW!

>>149349063
real

>>149350867
>tfw can't find the images an Anon made of Patty and Selma with their natural hair colors

>>149329684 (OP)
>>149333624
these fucking hags just need a shave and not to have the worst ash-filled granny hairdos ever and they'd be 6/10 prime slampig plapmeat that dudes from all 4 stats bordering Springfield would come to plow

>>149351813
Not sure which images you're referring to, but I'll offer you this from an actual episode

>>149351851
An Anon made some edits of this >>149334358
and I think a few other most spicy Patty and Selma images with their natural hair.
But I'd have no idea where to begin.

>>149351851
>tfw had the Patty and Selma natural hair color edit in my fucking Simpsons folder
I'm a retard.

>>149344476
I told my wife to not shave her legs for a bit. It was interesting. Ultimately told her she could shave them. Decided bush and pits was enough.

>>149348906
>>149348962
imo Groenings or Judge has the sexiest designs of the Fox adult shows

>>149351988
>and pits
BAAASED

>>149352496
Truth

>>149352496
IVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL PEOPLE THAT FOR THE LONGEST AND THEY LAUGHED AT ME

>>149329684 (OP)
Only because the idea of fucking a lesbian is hot

>>149354887
>>149354896
Their actual hair works really well.

If Marge's hair is blue, and her mother and fathers hair is blue, how is Patty and Selma's hair Blonde and Ginger?

>>149354901
Selma's in the OP and has always been on the hunt for dick, Patty's the lesbian. Patty made an exception for Richard Dean Anderson's MacGuyver though, but I know enough lesbians that do the same thing.

>>149354940
All these edits are getting me used to it.

>>149354950
No, Marge Simpson’s hair isn’t naturally blue—it’s dyed. According to the "Write Off This Episode" segment and reinforced in Season 34, she’s been dyeing it since she was a teenager because her natural hair is gray. In the Season 22 episode "The Blue and the Gray," her stylist confirms her hair is naturally completely gray “since she was 17,” and the blue is a permanent dye job. Marge’s parents' hair is shown as blue and gray. However, the hair colors in flashbacks and comics suggest hair styling or dye, not natural color.

Patty's and Selma's gray hair comes from long‑term exposure to cigarette smoke and ash (not genetics).

>>149354891
I'm in agreement. I'd fuck Marge till the sun came up.

>>149355330
b-but anon, the voice!!! especially nowadays.

>>149355223
Marge is a natural blue as we saw in The Way We Weren't but went "gray as a mule" when she was 17 then started dyeing her hair back to her natural hair color which is blue

>>149329684 (OP)
>>149344476
>>149333624
Sure thing. She isn't that bad looking when you think about it.

>>149356302
When the lights are low all bets are off.

>>149352496
>>149348962
Simpsons designs aren't "pretty", but the artists know how to draw nice bodies, and the characters actually have interesting personalities and aren't just bland waifu types, I think there's actually a lot to work with

>>149356410
>Simpsons designs aren't "pretty"
Some are >>149348906

>>149355337
So? Body takes priority over voice.

>>149355337
The voice is part of the appeal.

>>149343154
Not what I expected, but alright.