← Home ← Back to /co/

Thread 149329684

130 posts 136 images /co/
Anonymous No.149329684 >>149329758 >>149329882 >>149330274 >>149330822 >>149331009 >>149331092 >>149331159 >>149331350 >>149333128 >>149335158 >>149335219 >>149336227 >>149338088 >>149339901 >>149341010 >>149342471 >>149343591 >>149344476 >>149344699 >>149345286 >>149349063 >>149351843 >>149354901 >>149356302
Would you?
Anonymous No.149329758 >>149329873 >>149330048
>>149329684 (OP)
NEVER
Anonymous No.149329873
>>149329758
Welp case closed
Anonymous No.149329882
>>149329684 (OP)
S11E5
Anonymous No.149330048 >>149330798
>>149329758
Come on!
Anonymous No.149330274
>>149329684 (OP)
No lipstick please
Anonyrnous No.149330798 >>149330843 >>149331000
>>149330048
Why do The Simpsons's teen seasons look 1000x more appealing than the HD seasons? WE HAVE TO GO BACK
Anonymous No.149330822 >>149338263
>>149329684 (OP)
>smokes
>doesn't shave
>fat
No/10
Anonymous No.149330843
>>149330798
Stupid Sexy Zombie Simpsons
Anonymous No.149331000
>>149330798
No line weight combined with digital coloring and no shadows is usually going to look worse for weirder artstyles.
Anonymous No.149331009
>>149329684 (OP)
I would Sneed
Anonymous No.149331053 >>149331350
Just a sec, I need to put on my beautifier-goggles.
Ah there we go
Anonymous No.149331092 >>149331108 >>149338043
>>149329684 (OP)
Anonymous No.149331108 >>149331121 >>149338043
>>149331092
Anonymous No.149331121 >>149338043
>>149331108
Anonymous No.149331159
>>149329684 (OP)
Yeah sure
Anonymous No.149331350 >>149333624 >>149339992
>>149331053
>>149329684 (OP)
To be fair, it's the hair that ruins her. And the leg hair.
Anonymous No.149333128 >>149333624 >>149333699
>>149329684 (OP)
Only if she shaved/waxed everything from the waist down.
Anonymous No.149333624 >>149334298 >>149334358 >>149351843 >>149356302
>>149331350
>>149333128
COWARDS!
Anonymous No.149333699
>>149333128
I'm with you. I don't wanna get rugburn when I clap those fat cheeks.
Anonymous No.149334298
>>149333624
Anonymous No.149334358 >>149334545 >>149335680 >>149343679 >>149351875
>>149333624
C'mon, anon, you know they would also be ugly and smelly in real life.
Anonymous No.149334545
>>149334358
Anonymous No.149335158
>>149329684 (OP)
but I'm not a lesbian
plus smoke smell gets in pores and hair - yuck
Anonymous No.149335219 >>149337020 >>149337326 >>149340227
>>149329684 (OP)
Sure. Then again I would also Lucille Botzcowski so make of that what you will.
Anonymous No.149335680 >>149335745
>>149334358
What conversations are even had to get this art made, let alone shared publicly as official press art?
Anonymous No.149335745 >>149337256 >>149343304
>>149335680
Pretty sure the aame conversation as the Playboy magazine
Anonymous No.149336227
>>149329684 (OP)
YES, A THOUSAND TIMES YESSSS
Anonymous No.149336354
Yes
Anonymous No.149337020
>>149335219
God I love saggers
Anonymous No.149337256
>>149335745
nice feet
Anonymous No.149337326 >>149337398
>>149335219
But, anon, she looks like a very manly lesbian. With even more anger issues.
Anonymous No.149337398
>>149337326
Anonymous No.149338043
>>149331092
>>149331108
>>149331121
This is SO hot
Anonymous No.149338088 >>149338304 >>149338403
>>149329684 (OP)
Nah I’m gay.
Anonymous No.149338263
>>149330822
He wasn’t talking about you.
Anonymous No.149338304
>>149338088
You shouldn’t be.
Anonymous No.149338403 >>149338455 >>149339195 >>149343132
>>149338088
Selma could turn even the gayest man straight.
Anonymous No.149338455
>>149338403
That part where she was about to fuck Bob did something to me as a kid.
Anonymous No.149339195 >>149339580
>>149338403
Even Smithers?
Anonymous No.149339580
>>149339195
Even Smithers. That's how sexy she is.
Anonymous No.149339901 >>149339968
>>149329684 (OP)
Selma is weird. Because sometimes they draw her has being okay looking and other times ugly.
Anonymous No.149339968
>>149339901
They've never drawn her okay looking.
Anonymous No.149339992 >>149340073 >>149340080
>>149331350
And the wife fat flat feet. They look like yellow mexican abuelas.

But definitely the hair is awful, I could never stand "curler" hair all through the 70s and 80s and 90s, it was just the immediate signal for gross repulsive greasy old lunchlady women.
Anonymous No.149340073
>>149339992
It's the clown hairstyle, it just doesn't benefit their designs.
Anonymous No.149340080
>>149339992
*wide fat flat feet

fuck you freud it was a typo
Anonymous No.149340083 >>149340118
Disney's been making them less ugly lately.
Anonymous No.149340118
>>149340083
PERFECT figure
Anonymous No.149340227 >>149340357
>>149335219
I love frumpy bitches.
Anonymous No.149340357
>>149340227
Same here.
Anonymous No.149341010
>>149329684 (OP)
Hell no, smokers are a major deal breaker for me.
Anonymous No.149341546 >>149341551
Anonymous No.149341551 >>149341563
>>149341546
Anonymous No.149341563 >>149341570 >>149341585
>>149341551
Anonymous No.149341570 >>149341585 >>149341598
>>149341563
Anonymous No.149341585
>>149341563
>>149341570
this is fucking repulsive on multiple levels and i can't comprehend why anyone is even bothering to post zombie simpsons even as a novelty
Anonymous No.149341598 >>149341612
>>149341570
Anonymous No.149341612
>>149341598
Anonymous No.149341678
So they killed that Chinese daughter they adopted, right? Or was it taken away by CPS off-screen?
Anonymous No.149341751
>you will never empty your overfull balls inside of yellow cartoon pussy
Why live?

https://e-hentai.org/s/219c51910e/2456223-1
Anonymous No.149342180 >>149342855
Anonymous No.149342471
>>149329684 (OP)
Is that a serious question?
Anonymous No.149342596 >>149342602 >>149343589
Anonymous No.149342602 >>149342614
>>149342596
Anonymous No.149342614 >>149342654
>>149342602
Anonymous No.149342654
>>149342614
Anonymous No.149342855
>>149342180
POV: you are Bart Simpson
Anonymous No.149343132 >>149343589 >>149343723
>>149338403
There's a lot of feet scene with them in the show, I would their feet
Anonymous No.149343154 >>149357966
Would
https://files.catbox.moe/vmr6p3.jpg
Anonymous No.149343304 >>149343321 >>149343542
>>149335745
Anonymous No.149343321 >>149343542
>>149343304
Anonymous No.149343338
Anonymous No.149343347 >>149343589
Anonymous No.149343356
Anonymous No.149343441 >>149343589
Anonymous No.149343542 >>149343617
>>149343304
>>149343321
I just love official pin-ups, they are so rare now.
Anonymous No.149343589
>>149343441
>>149343347
>>149343132
They really do quite a lot of sexual stuff with Patty and Selma, in comparison to any other woman in the show. Maybe they don't find them as gross as they want to present them sometimes.

>>149342596
They look a lot better when they are fat.
Anonymous No.149343591 >>149343602
>>149329684 (OP)
Until my hips broke.
Anonymous No.149343602
>>149343591
Lucky. Tell us the story.
Anonymous No.149343617
>>149343542
Same their is a certain charm to it.
Anonymous No.149343679
>>149334358
Holy fuck, I bet they'd be SO grateful for having a crumb of cock to lust over.
Anonymous No.149343723 >>149345705
>>149343132
The Simpsons has always been solid when it comes to feet content.
Anonymous No.149344476 >>149351988 >>149356302
>>149329684 (OP)
>Would you?
sure why not
Anonymous No.149344699
>>149329684 (OP)
Probably. I fucked some bucket of yuck looking girls in my day.
Anonymous No.149345286
>>149329684 (OP)
At this point in my life, yes and gladly.
Anonymous No.149345705
>>149343723
Anonymous No.149345858
Anonymous No.149345916 >>149346389 >>149346630
Shave, deep wash the cigarette tar and ash out of her hair, and mouthwash, lots of it. It's been a while, but IIRC the show doesn't depict them as ugly, plain at worst, it's just that their habits and hygiene related to smoking and body hair put people off.
Anonymous No.149346389 >>149346794
>>149345916
Don't shave EVERYTHING
Anonymous No.149346630 >>149346794 >>149348212
>>149345916
They can't be that ugly given how many men Selma's been able to pull throughout the years.
Anonymous No.149346794
>>149346389
Yes, everything, you gross Frenchman.
>>149346630
They're just Marge but just a bit older, chubbier, smoke, and don't shave, so if they worked on the last two things, they'd look almost like her, so they're definitely not ugly, just the body hair and smoking is a turnoff.
Anonymous No.149348212
>>149346630
I still miss him every day...
Anonymous No.149348853 >>149348906
I don't find simpsons designs sexy and I don't understand how people do.
Anonymous No.149348906 >>149348962 >>149352496 >>149357099
>>149348853
If you grew up watching it the designs are normalized and thus appealing.
Anonymous No.149348962 >>149348989 >>149352496 >>149356410
>>149348906
I did grow up with the simpsons
I just don't find them sexy. I dunno, I think its the mouths/lips.
Anonymous No.149348989 >>149349016
>>149348962
Different strokes for different folks
Anonymous No.149349016 >>149349106 >>149349131
>>149348989
They have no chin man. Its like a mouth attached almost directly to the neck.
Am I crazy?
Anonymous No.149349063 >>149350867
>>149329684 (OP)
The thought of her untamed bush rubbing up against my balls is already giving me a boner that could drive steel

Would I? Would I?
Anonymous No.149349106
>>149349016
You'd be surprised by the strange (or even just extremely simple) designs some people find arousing.
Anonymous No.149349131 >>149349972
>>149349016
Anonymous No.149349972
>>149349131
HAW-HAW!
Anonymous No.149350867 >>149351813
>>149349063
real
Anonymous No.149351813 >>149351851
>>149350867
>tfw can't find the images an Anon made of Patty and Selma with their natural hair colors
Anonymous No.149351843
>>149329684 (OP)
>>149333624
these fucking hags just need a shave and not to have the worst ash-filled granny hairdos ever and they'd be 6/10 prime slampig plapmeat that dudes from all 4 stats bordering Springfield would come to plow
Anonymous No.149351851 >>149351875 >>149351935
>>149351813
Not sure which images you're referring to, but I'll offer you this from an actual episode
Anonymous No.149351875
>>149351851
An Anon made some edits of this >>149334358
and I think a few other most spicy Patty and Selma images with their natural hair.
But I'd have no idea where to begin.
Anonymous No.149351935
>>149351851
>tfw had the Patty and Selma natural hair color edit in my fucking Simpsons folder
I'm a retard.
Anonymous No.149351988 >>149353811
>>149344476
I told my wife to not shave her legs for a bit. It was interesting. Ultimately told her she could shave them. Decided bush and pits was enough.
Anonymous No.149352496 >>149354331 >>149354891 >>149356410
>>149348906
>>149348962
imo Groenings or Judge has the sexiest designs of the Fox adult shows
Anonymous No.149353811
>>149351988
>and pits
BAAASED
Anonymous No.149354331
>>149352496
Truth
Anonymous No.149354887 >>149354940
Anonymous No.149354891 >>149355330
>>149352496
IVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL PEOPLE THAT FOR THE LONGEST AND THEY LAUGHED AT ME
Anonymous No.149354896 >>149354940
Anonymous No.149354901 >>149355103
>>149329684 (OP)
Only because the idea of fucking a lesbian is hot
Anonymous No.149354940 >>149355185
>>149354887
>>149354896
Their actual hair works really well.
Anonymous No.149354950 >>149355223
If Marge's hair is blue, and her mother and fathers hair is blue, how is Patty and Selma's hair Blonde and Ginger?
Anonymous No.149355103
>>149354901
Selma's in the OP and has always been on the hunt for dick, Patty's the lesbian. Patty made an exception for Richard Dean Anderson's MacGuyver though, but I know enough lesbians that do the same thing.
Anonymous No.149355185
>>149354940
All these edits are getting me used to it.
Anonymous No.149355223 >>149355645
>>149354950
No, Marge Simpson’s hair isn’t naturally blueβ€”it’s dyed. According to the "Write Off This Episode" segment and reinforced in Season 34, she’s been dyeing it since she was a teenager because her natural hair is gray. In the Season 22 episode "The Blue and the Gray," her stylist confirms her hair is naturally completely gray β€œsince she was 17,” and the blue is a permanent dye job. Marge’s parents' hair is shown as blue and gray. However, the hair colors in flashbacks and comics suggest hair styling or dye, not natural color.

Patty's and Selma's gray hair comes from long‑term exposure to cigarette smoke and ash (not genetics).
Anonymous No.149355330 >>149355337
>>149354891
I'm in agreement. I'd fuck Marge till the sun came up.
Anonymous No.149355337 >>149357142 >>149357544
>>149355330
b-but anon, the voice!!! especially nowadays.
Anonymous No.149355645
>>149355223
Marge is a natural blue as we saw in The Way We Weren't but went "gray as a mule" when she was 17 then started dyeing her hair back to her natural hair color which is blue
Anonymous No.149356302 >>149356366
>>149329684 (OP)
>>149344476
>>149333624
Sure thing. She isn't that bad looking when you think about it.
Anonymous No.149356366
>>149356302
When the lights are low all bets are off.
Anonymous No.149356410 >>149357099
>>149352496
>>149348962
Simpsons designs aren't "pretty", but the artists know how to draw nice bodies, and the characters actually have interesting personalities and aren't just bland waifu types, I think there's actually a lot to work with
Anonymous No.149357099
>>149356410
>Simpsons designs aren't "pretty"
Some are >>149348906
Anonymous No.149357142
>>149355337
So? Body takes priority over voice.
Anonymous No.149357544
>>149355337
The voice is part of the appeal.
Anonymous No.149357966
>>149343154
Not what I expected, but alright.