Thread 149340950

PLEASE KAL-EL YOU NEED TO IMPREGNATE EVERY WOMAN ON EARTH WITH YOUR HARD SOLAR POWERED COCK IN ORDER TO CONTINUE THE KRYPTONIAN BLOODLINE!!!!
P.S. don't fuck your cousin tho, that's illegal according to Krypton laws and regulations

kek

>anti-incest message
Hasn't Gunn been to Pornhub in the last 10 years? The american people are ready for a pro-incest Superman.

>>149340950 (OP)
Based Jor-El.

>>149341662
Post your schnoz.

>>149341662
>Gunn
Doesn't the line about cousin marriage come from a silver age comic?

>>149341662
a nation of filthy degenerates, as usual

Welcome to the lam

>>149340950 (OP)
>Kryptonians are Jews
>Blatant White People Bad
>Blatant Non Whites Good
>Terrible shots
>Superman DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING SAVE PEOPLE
So glad I didn't go out to see this movie

>>149342726
Just get the 2018 4k Blu-ray

>>149342726
>>Kryptonians are Jews
Judging by how this site constantly says about Jews, and how the Kryptonian agenda was portrayed, shouldn't it be based by 4chan standards?
>>Blatant White People Bad
Most of the film's cast is white and most of them playing the good guys
>>Blatant Non Whites Good
The villains include a venezuelian with severe daddy issues and literal Israel
>>Terrible shots
As someone who saw the movie and actually worked for Hollywood for a time, I don't get why so many people online suddenly think they're experts in cinematography because they follow some literal who on twitter and watched some videos from Every Frame a Painting. The shots were fine, the only issue is Color Grading
>>Superman DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING SAVE PEOPLE
The whole movie was him saving people, right down to a Squirrel on the street. The only guy he couldn't save was the muslim street vendor because he was being blasted with Kryptonite in a maximum security prison)

Just say you didn't like the movie instead of going on a tangent about how you have a race-based inferiority complex that compels you to jerk off to BBC porn, you fucking faggot.

Is that really Bradley Cooper? He looks goofy

>>149342814
>wordswordswords
tl:dr

I'm amazed at how much the movie talked about breeding women. Like God damn. They brought that up OFTEN.

>>149340950 (OP)
Wasn't a fan of the Jor El slander

>>149342844
Are you really that illiterate, or are you just bitching out because you were told you're wrong?

>>149342844
>I'm a fag with ADHD and poor reading skills
ftfy

>>149342860
>Bitching out
>a single post
Classic Projecting

>>149342814
>Judging by how this site constantly says about Jews, and how the Kryptonian agenda was portrayed, shouldn't it be based by 4chan standards?
The message about how immigrants are best off ignoring their homeland's rotten culture is actually unbelievably fucking based

>>149342869
>Has to include some sort of reaction image so it doesn't look like he's internally seething
>You're p-p-p-projecting!!
You're pathetic.

>>149342882
Since you asked, i'll tell you why it isn't good in the slightest.
>doesn't even bother to pretend to be like Clark Kent, just behaves the same but with glasses and a zoomer fringe
>doesn't speak like Superman would, repeatedly says "dude", or whines, or spends his time shouting like an angry toddler
>entire Superman persona is petulant and has no nobility or gravitas, just a constant joke
>Lex is the same, no sense of being two steps ahead at all times, no class, another shouty whiny man-child
>Lois is... pointless, as all modern attempts at Superman make her
>didn't need le whacky robots
>didn't need the Black Adam-style side-character heroes to fill up the roster
>"it's impossible to fake a translation!!!"
>plot was retarded, a shallow analogy for Russia invading Ukraine
>the blackhole opening up was an equally shitty plot
>the Kents were extremely badly miscast, but then they could never match up to the Kents from Smallville
>that fucking CG dog ALL THE TIME, it wasn't funny or cute, it was desperate
>that whole fight scene in the canyon was a clusterfuck of nonsense
>why the fuck would Lex shouting command codes at Ultraman make him a more efficient fighter than Superman just doing things directly, even something as small as an extra 10ms ping in a video game puts you at a disadvantage
>shove in that weird blonde monke girl from that GoT spinoff right at the end for no reason
Consider the rope bitch boy

>>149342922
>wordswordswords
tl;dr

>>149342933
It's ok anon, you're mad,
Don't worry, daddy will look after you x

>>149342840
It's the same cinematographer as the Flash did this and he seems to like these weird lenses that warp the image.

>>149343040
>Took 10 minutes to build up the strength to post
>no text

>>149340950 (OP)
>so, you want me to do a costume fitting or some make-up o-
>nah man, just come to the set after your 3rd night without sleep, we'll film between drinking and pissing the last beer

>>149343102
They cranked this movie out in a year so I wouldn't be surprised if that wasn't far from the case

Bye anon, it's been fun
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>>149342726
>>149340950 (OP)

>>149342846
We need pregnant Lois in the next movie

>>149342814
>actually worked for Hollywood for a time,
Can't just out yourself so easily comrade.

>>149341662
>trusting porn trends
You silly, silly dumbass.

>>149340950 (OP)
he do this in one elseworld