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Anonymous No.149342650 [Report] >>149343312 >>149344341 >>149344371 >>149344391 >>149345002 >>149345031 >>149346508 >>149346550 >>149347265 >>149348795 >>149349213 >>149349808 >>149349902
YOU MUST RAPE THE FEMALE EARTHLINGS KAL-EL, IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE KRYPTON
Anonymous No.149342720 [Report] >>149343281 >>149343324
It wouldn't be rape lol
Anonymous No.149343281 [Report]
>>149342720
it'd be super rape
Anonymous No.149343312 [Report] >>149346531 >>149346803
>>149342650 (OP)
Who loves earth women!

Kal-El loves earth women!
Anonymous No.149343324 [Report]
>>149342720
More like super rape
Anonymous No.149344341 [Report] >>149344985 >>149346520
>>149342650 (OP)
What with the obsession with making Jor-El antagonist. Rebirth did it, MaWS and now Superman. Is it just hack writing or subversive retardation.
Anonymous No.149344371 [Report]
>>149342650 (OP)
Is this why the Russian men raped Superman in retaliation?
Anonymous No.149344391 [Report]
>>149342650 (OP)
I only read the Wikipedia article, and I still want to put Gunn's head through a wall for this shit.
Anonymous No.149344985 [Report] >>149345233
>>149344341
>MaWS
So you did not watch that at all, got it.
Jor-El was a good dad in that, he just couldn't communicate with Clark because of a language barrier which makes way more sense than them just knowing english somehow which is something every other adaptation just glosses over
Anonymous No.149345002 [Report]
>>149342650 (OP)
Jor-El vs Gordon, who's winning the rape-off?
Anonymous No.149345031 [Report]
>>149342650 (OP)
GO MY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT SON
Anonymous No.149345233 [Report]
>>149344985
It's usually telepathic
Anonymous No.149346508 [Report]
>>149342650 (OP)
How would he feel about Jon being bi?
Anonymous No.149346520 [Report]
>>149344341
Smallville did it too, sort of.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ_jHjaWHpc
Anonymous No.149346531 [Report] >>149349623
>>149343312
IS IT TRUUUUUUUUUE
Anonymous No.149346550 [Report]
>>149342650 (OP)
no wonder Timmverse Supes got so annoyed at Mr. T when he suggested that Jor-El was his dad.
Anonymous No.149346803 [Report]
>>149343312
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Anonymous No.149347265 [Report]
>>149342650 (OP)
>If I say something stupid enough it will become a meme.

Get fucked. You and your entire piss drinking generation.
Anonymous No.149348795 [Report] >>149349407
>>149342650 (OP)
>Superman's only son is a literal faggot
Damn
Anonymous No.149349213 [Report]
>>149342650 (OP)
https://vocaroo.com/1atzDjL2wp61
Anonymous No.149349407 [Report]
>>149348795
bisexual
Anonymous No.149349623 [Report] >>149349833 >>149349941
>>149346531
He do he do he dooo!
Anonymous No.149349808 [Report]
>>149342650 (OP)
He said that
Anonymous No.149349833 [Report]
>>149349623
why does supes look so zesty here?
Anonymous No.149349902 [Report]
>>149342650 (OP)
Why does James Gunn want Mexicans to have sex with American women?
Anonymous No.149349941 [Report]
>>149349623
what the fuck who invited Handsome Squidward into the JL