Thread 149342650 - /co/ [Archived: 425 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/10/2025, 4:48:36 PM No.149342650
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YOU MUST RAPE THE FEMALE EARTHLINGS KAL-EL, IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE KRYPTON
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 4:58:40 PM No.149342720
It wouldn't be rape lol
Replies: >>149343281 >>149343324
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:05:25 PM No.149343281
>>149342720
it'd be super rape
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:08:17 PM No.149343312
>>149342650 (OP)
Who loves earth women!

Kal-El loves earth women!
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:08:53 PM No.149343324
>>149342720
More like super rape
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:33:18 PM No.149344341
>>149342650 (OP)
What with the obsession with making Jor-El antagonist. Rebirth did it, MaWS and now Superman. Is it just hack writing or subversive retardation.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:35:14 PM No.149344371
>>149342650 (OP)
Is this why the Russian men raped Superman in retaliation?
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:36:32 PM No.149344391
>>149342650 (OP)
I only read the Wikipedia article, and I still want to put Gunn's head through a wall for this shit.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:22:12 PM No.149344985
>>149344341
>MaWS
So you did not watch that at all, got it.
Jor-El was a good dad in that, he just couldn't communicate with Clark because of a language barrier which makes way more sense than them just knowing english somehow which is something every other adaptation just glosses over
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:23:52 PM No.149345002
>>149342650 (OP)
Jor-El vs Gordon, who's winning the rape-off?
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:26:36 PM No.149345031
>>149342650 (OP)
GO MY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT SON
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:44:06 PM No.149345233
>>149344985
It's usually telepathic
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:24:45 PM No.149346508
>>149342650 (OP)
How would he feel about Jon being bi?
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:25:53 PM No.149346520
>>149344341
Smallville did it too, sort of.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ_jHjaWHpc
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:26:36 PM No.149346531
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>>149343312
IS IT TRUUUUUUUUUE
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:27:58 PM No.149346550
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>>149342650 (OP)
no wonder Timmverse Supes got so annoyed at Mr. T when he suggested that Jor-El was his dad.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:46:20 PM No.149346803
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>>149343312
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:29:06 PM No.149347198
ah ha
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:35:43 PM No.149347265
>>149342650 (OP)
>If I say something stupid enough it will become a meme.

Get fucked. You and your entire piss drinking generation.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:17:19 AM No.149348795
>>149342650 (OP)
>Superman's only son is a literal faggot
Damn
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:55:35 AM No.149349213
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>>149342650 (OP)
https://vocaroo.com/1atzDjL2wp61
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:15:31 AM No.149349407
>>149348795
bisexual
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:33:11 AM No.149349623
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>>149346531
He do he do he dooo!
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:50:47 AM No.149349808
>>149342650 (OP)
He said that
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:52:54 AM No.149349833
>>149349623
why does supes look so zesty here?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:58:18 AM No.149349902
>>149342650 (OP)
Why does James Gunn want Mexicans to have sex with American women?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:01:39 AM No.149349941
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>>149349623
what the fuck who invited Handsome Squidward into the JL