Would you rather be Lincoln Loud or Gumball Watterson?

>>149346138 (OP)
I'd rather be one of their husbands who canonically has sex with them and you cannot dispute this fact.

I will never get 30 year old men on /co/ who self-insert as underage children and force them into porn scenarios instead of just finding normal men?
Actually nonsensical and lolcow material

>>149346161
You would rather be bald and ugly? Damn.

>>149346138 (OP)
Neither

>>149346138 (OP)
Neither, because neither of their moms are particularly hot. Their sisters on the other hand...

>>149346167
Interesting how you didn't dispute the fact

>>149346161
Some porn artists bitch out so much when you say it's fucked up to draw child x mom porn (especially Gumball and with his mom)

>>149346161

>>149346138 (OP)
I don't think I want to be either but if you're asking which characters I would fuck if they were my blood relatives then I would be Lincoln. But I would hate it because I'm not an incestfag and all the best girls would be forbidden. Also I would be a lame little faggot. (Moreso)

>>149346195
It's already known amongst Loud House fans that Lincoln impregnated his own mother through a time mishap gone wrong. Futurama Style. There is no need for dispute

>>149346138 (OP)
if any of us took their bodies, we probably would go on a rampage across that world and not give a shit about anything.

>>149346277
Isn't Lincoln just a normal boy? What could he do?

>>149346182
Shut up retard

>>149346182
>Anais
>hot

>>149346197
/co/ has breakdowns and long paragraph defense purely bitter in anger when you mention lolis/shorts are for pedos and often use abuse content

>>149346197
>>149346351
What are you doing on this website?

>>149346351
Nah just lolifags

>>149346138 (OP)
Lincoln because I genuinely believe I could trick Leni into sex

>>149346351
Kys tranny

>>149346138 (OP)
This is like the 3rd consecutive thread with this pairing.

How about some older sister x protagonist instead?

>>149346490
I mean, if you insist

>>149346248
Gain height.

>>149346490
I'd rather this be a general older woman/younger man thread

>>149346399
I could trick het but I'd feel bad for fucking a retard

>>149346566
Project back on twitter

>>149346138 (OP)
Lincoln, so I can hide the bathroom key and watch this happen

>>149346138 (OP)
Gumball has the better show, so him

>>149346138 (OP)

>>149346161
The official boyfriend or husband characters are always unappealing for masturbators. They are divisive for many reasons. Your average masturbator will never relate to an alpha male like Brock Samsom who easily gets sex. Your average masturbator finds a regular husband unappealing because they can't imagine any woman actually being attracted to such a man unless she settled for him which incidentally inspires lots of cheating porn.

It's all about opening the door to the female character banging the self insert character who is not the canon boyfriend or husband. Can't say I blame masturbators though. The official male boyfriend or husband is usually a lame character so it makes sense they prefer generic anonymous men fucking the females.

>>149346673
Gross

>>149346138 (OP)
Nicole can hulk out, therefore Gumball has the superior momwife.

>>149346315
it's just nicole's face on a smaller body with long ears

Lincoln's mom is ugly

>>149346167
Ugly bastards porn are unironically more popular with women than men.

>>149348157
I require proof

>>149346138 (OP)
Lincoln