Hello Anon and welcome to the Doom Patrol. It seems you’ve acquired some superhuman abilities
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random

Unfortunately your power has a couple of side effects.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random/Trait

https://perchance.org/you-are-now-cursed

I’m sorry.

>>149359057 (OP)
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Precognitive
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Trait:Non-Fatal_Attacks
>You've been cursed by a mournful water elemental to slowly grow a nice ass and feathers.
okay, so I can see the future, but it non-fatally damages me or the people I'm predicting and I'm turning into a birdman with a sweet ass

could be worse

>>149359057 (OP)
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Sh%C5%8Dnen_Protagonist

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Trait:After-Death_Power_Continuity

You've been cursed by a jelous nobleman to rapidly mutate.

I am the Solo Leveling

>>149359057 (OP)
Fungal Defense
Unnatural Size
>You've been cursed by a mysterious ghost to humorously mutate when you touch water.

So I'm a 4 inch man who uses the power of mushrooms, and I mutate into a mushroom mancer whenver I get wet? That's pretty awesome become I'd become a living black mold... however, I suppose I couldn't have sex.

>>149359057 (OP)
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Anti-Psychic_Presence
Send me in next time we're dealing with those fucking muties

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Trait:Mortality
Well everyone has this by default.

>You've been cursed by a bored psychic to cause misfortune around you at 11:08 pm every day.
...This is why I'm anti-psychic. I'm going to hunt that fucker down to stop this!

>>149359147
Great, so now that this anon is around I'm just a sexy birdman without any powers.

>>149359057 (OP)
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Bio-Energy_Infusion
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Trait:Enhanced_Physiology
I bio construct a ball gag for my rape victims

>>149359189
>You've been cursed by a mad prince to be plagued by visions.
I'm also a schizo

>>149359146
Sounds like you just grow via water

>>149359222
Im down with that.

>>149359057 (OP)
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Oni_Physiology/Kijin
Applications:
Supernatural/Absolute Life Force
Immortality
Supernatural Regeneration
Quintessence Force
Infinite Energy
Self-Sustenance
Intangibility
Invisibility
Flight
Natural Weaponry
Self-Transcendence
Ancient Power
Ultimate Power
Raw Power
Slayer
Nigh-Absolute Invulnerability
Omni-Energy Manipulation
Energy Manipulation
Chi Manipulation/Dark Chi Manipulation
Supernatural Arts
Absolute Chi
Divinity
Lesser Divinity or Greater Divinity
Demonic Divinity
Dark Divinity
Divine-Demonic Force Manipulation
Shapeshifting
Human Disguise
Supernatural to Absolute Condition
Transcendent Force Manipulation
Transcendent Attacks
Transcendent Infusion
Transcendent Weaponry
Transcendent Energy Manipulation
Transcendent Chi Manipulation
Transcendent Aura Manipulation
Transcendent Elemental Manipulation
Transcendent Magic
Transcendent Science
Hyper-Cosmic Awareness
Reality Warping

Holy shit.

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Trait:Razor_Attacks
You've been cursed by a sorrowful water elemental to be plagued by visions every night.

Pretty good rolls.

>>149359189
You any future seeker in Naruto or a series with a Mama system

>>149359057 (OP)
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Reality_Perception
Cool power, I can see the truth in everything. Easy to get rich and powerful with this, and just live a good life in general. Let's see the downsides.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Trait:Incarnation
Makes sense I'd be some sort of incarnation of a god with that type of power.
>You've been cursed by a regretful fairy to be forgotten by everyone.
Damn. If it's a one-time thing it's not so bad though, I can use my truth powers to get people to remember. I can explain perfectly how their memories got wiped and what they forgot, maybe even know how to get their memories back.

Even if that's impossible, I'll get new dope ass friends.

>>149359057 (OP)
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Adaptive_Whip_Generation
Cool cool. I can work with that.

>You've been cursed by a horrifying fairy to be hunted by a monster with wings and a nice ass.

Oh NooOOOOOooooooo....

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Gut_Storage
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Trait:Special_Defense
>You've been cursed by a mad angel to have an insatiable lust for blood every night.
>can store anything in my stomach without damage
I'm a fucking vore monster, great

>>149359057 (OP)
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Anti-World
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Trait:Attack_Compression

>You've been cursed by a regretful earth elemental to be kinda bummed out.


Guess I'm kinda strong

>>149359057 (OP)
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Yin_%26_Yang_Combat

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Trait:Divine_Avatar

You've been cursed by an incomprehensible witch to make people around you feel hot during the full moon.

I guess I am some kind of kung fu type fighter fighting for god who looks too good in the moonlight.

>>149359057 (OP)
>Power via Aerosolized Serum
>You've been cursed by a regretful nobleman to awkwardly become insane at random
Godspeed, Spider-Man.

>>149359165
Why don’t you and >>149359147
Be gay and stuff, be a duo and kill psychics.

You can use guns birdman

>>149359087
>>149359333
Now kiss

>>149359057 (OP)
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fanon:Automatic_Directionality
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Trait:Headlessness
>You've been cursed by a cruel hunter to have an insatiable lust for blood.
I sound fucking awesome.

>>149359057 (OP)
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Trait:Liquid_Hair
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Trait:Powers_Via_Amulet
>You've been cursed by a vengeful prince to teleport to a random location at 8:00 am every day.
So, I have water hair, but only if I wear an amulet. That's alright I guess. Teleporting every 8 AM sounds like a pain to deal with.

>>149359146
Mold-man

>>149359057 (OP)
>Explosive rage aka I blow shit up when I'm mad at them
>Got it from work
>Makes people scared when I'm confident
Honestly these all check out

>>149359057 (OP)
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Gas_Telekinesis
OK... this is fairly interesting
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Trait:Special_Defense
Looks more like an additional advantage, than a negative side effect
>You've been cursed by a misguided poltergeist to suddenly grow multiple pairs of eyes.
I see this as a further advantage

All in all, it didn't turn out that bad. My main power is supported by a trait, that's actually useful instead of being harmful to me. Let's just hope those eyes don't appear in places I wouldn't want them to be...

>>149359057 (OP)
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Principle_Embodiment

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Trait:Large_Eyes

I'm literally god but I look like Mike Wazowski. Pretty cool I guess

>>149359057 (OP)
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Telepathy

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Trait:Unique_Eye_Coloration

>You've been cursed by a regretful spirit to be hunted by a huntress during the new moon.
>>149359147
Hey babe? Remember me?

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Ontopathogenesis

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Trait:Defense_Compression

I'm the only sane man in an insane world

>>149361116

>>149359057 (OP)
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Combined_Force_Mimicry
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Trait:Negative_Entity
>Insatiable blood lust every night
At best, I'm a tragic villain. Hopefully I can find a blood bank until someone depowers or contains me.

>>149359057 (OP)
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Anti-Spell_Attacks
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Trait:Angelic
>you've been cursed by a wandering spirit to die a horrific death unless you find true love
I think I saw this movie.

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Earth_Imprisonment
So earthshaping or it only works to imprison motherfuckers?

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Trait:Spatial_Power_Induced_Mutation
Great, so a fagtastic 4 mugga

>You've been cursed by a mischievous ghost to teleport to a random location when you find true love.
That is so awfully specific as to be a chekhov. I imagine I find true love but then teleport to one of my prisons and can't get out or it contains a badguy pissed off at me.

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Lumomancer
time to flash some bitches

>>149363362
shit forgot the
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Trait:Natural_Superior_Powers
>You've been cursed by a wrathful genie to be kinda bummed out until you can find a cure
>>149363362 still goes since it's literally my personality

>>149363374
You got ED LOL

>>149359057 (OP)
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Disc_Transmutation
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Trait:Metal_Aversion
>You've been cursed by a horrifying poltergeist to make people around you feel hot.

And the changes to my everyday life are negligible at best.