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Anonymous No.149366148 >>149366156 >>149366160 >>149366163 >>149366173 >>149366192 >>149366289 >>149366402 >>149367049 >>149367102 >>149367180 >>149368370 >>149369065 >>149369157 >>149369334
Was reading an article from the Daily Planet just now (it sucked) and the writer's pic caught my eye, call me crazy but doesn't he kinda sorta look like supes?
Anonymous No.149366156
>>149366148 (OP)
I don't see it
Anonymous No.149366160
>>149366148 (OP)
Take your fucking meds
Anonymous No.149366163
>>149366148 (OP)
Clark is to mild for that
Anonymous No.149366165
>all white people look the same
Yeah no
Anonymous No.149366173 >>149366466
>>149366148 (OP)
Maybe, someone needs to Flux Kontextize or ChatGptize the glasses off him.
Anonymous No.149366192
>>149366148 (OP)
>No jawline
>No broad shoulders
>small hands
So are we just taking random pictures and claiming they are superheroes? Guess I just found Wonder woman too.
Anonymous No.149366289
>>149366148 (OP)
Don't be so daft, Superman is clearly Bruce Wayne.
Anonymous No.149366316
Did superman get a fake birth certificate?
Anonymous No.149366402
>>149366148 (OP)
>Superman
>pretending to be a simple, vulgar human
Anonymous No.149366466
>>149366173
Maybe you need to Flux Kontextize lr ChatGptize your head off.
Anonymous No.149367049
>>149366148 (OP)
superman doesn't wear glasses dumb ass
Anonymous No.149367102
>>149366148 (OP)
Superman has a fucking harem, bro. Does this DWEEB look like he has a harem???
Anonymous No.149367121
Bro mr terrific cant seal rifts for shit, my house is still split in two.
Anonymous No.149367180
>>149366148 (OP)
The guy is obviously in good shape, but those are obviously just gym muscles, he's not in SUPERMAN good shape.
Plus he wears glasses, Superman doesn't wear glasses.
On top of that, Superman flies around saving people all over the world. I think a building full of investigative journalists would notice if one of their co-workers was constantly leaping out a window.
Maybe try some critical thinking OP before posting.
Anonymous No.149367292
>Superman
>with a receding hairline
Is it just me or are the paid Luthorshills not even trying anymore?
Anonymous No.149368357
Did someone say SUPES?
Anonymous No.149368370 >>149369043
>>149366148 (OP)
Please everybody knows Superman is Batman think about it. Supermanβ€˜s only out during the day Batman’s only out during the night. He’s some sort of robot alien or something. Plus their cities are right together I mean, come on.
Anonymous No.149369043 >>149369076
>>149368370
That's just silly they both operate in completely separate cities. Plus why dress up like a Bat at night if you could simply be up, up, and away at Gotham? No, I think the truth is that Batman and Superman...are Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent, respectively.

What leads me to that conclusion? Bruce Wayne is a billionaire, heir of Wayne Enterprises. A company well known for manufacturing tech, shipbuilding, etc. The Waynes have put so much money into Gotham, even developing Gotham's Railway. So what is Bat best known for? All of his gadgets and vehicles of course. Dudes a one man army with all of his arsenal from his Batmobile to his Batwing. That's not even mentioning his many sidekicks throughout the years, but I digress.

As for Clark Kent while it might be downright ridiculous. Just think about it for a second. Why has a reporter such as him never been seen with the Man of Steel? Out of all of the staff at the Daily Planet not once has Kent made a public interview with Superman. Plus have you seen this mans build? While he might come off as a lousy slouch. He's over 6ft tall, don't let his hunchback and baggy clothes fool you.

But you want to know something else that's really interesting? I have a photo of Kent smooching Wayne on his forehead. The implications of this affair could be very wide if you take into consideration their dual identites.
Anonymous No.149369065
>>149366148 (OP)
Dude, I've been near this guy when shit goes down.
Always the first to bolt at the first sign of trouble, never even sticks around long enough for Supes to show up. You'd think if he was Supes, he'd have more of a spine, even subconsciously, but he's a total pansy.
Anonymous No.149369076 >>149369173 >>149369293
>>149369043
MEDS. NOW
Anonymous No.149369143 >>149369475
Personally, I'm more interested in this rumor about that Daily Planet employee, Derek Said.
Anonymous No.149369157
>>149366148 (OP)
Kinda looks like him yeah. Could be Batman though
Anonymous No.149369173 >>149369207
>>149369076
Do you fear the truth? Even when it's right before your eyes?
Anonymous No.149369207 >>149369259
>>149369173
yes
Anonymous No.149369259
>>149369207
Why? Only the truth will set you free.
Anonymous No.149369293 >>149369306 >>149369321
>>149369076
Anonymous No.149369306
>>149369293
Ok, now that's fake. Don't try and smear my revelation.
Anonymous No.149369321
>>149369293
kinda gay
Anonymous No.149369334 >>149369368
>>149366148 (OP)
Everyone knows Clark Kent is Superman, we just don't say anything because he's a nice guy and saves people. The only one that genuinely doesn't seem to know is Lex Luthor, and we'd appreciate you not telling him because it's really fucking funny.
Anonymous No.149369368
>>149369334
Not like Lex would believe us. Even if we said it directly to his face. His ego is so enormous that it would bounce right off. No way could his brain put two and two together. To him it seems too obvious, there has to be something more to it. Plus why would a billionaire like Luthor waste his time on this webpage?
Anonymous No.149369475
>>149369143
>Derek Said
He said what? Don't leave us hanging