Thread 149366344

Imagine dating this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AG2zZU_eCE

>>149366344 (OP)
>looks at channel
So is this guys entire thing just making the most embarrassing fucking videos imaginable for an audience of chronically lonely pathetic guys who don’t realize that the root cause of their loneliness is the fact they’re into shit like this?

>>149366366
>the root cause of their loneliness is the fact they’re into shit like this
Isn't that kinda like saying "You're depressed because you drink so much"?

>>149366366
Don't throw stones while living in a glass house

>>149366344 (OP)
imagine not making shitty furry threads

>>149366366
>cause of their loneliness is the fact they want companionship

>>149366385
>”wanting companionship” is the same thing as spending time gawking at self-insert furry pandering videos and complaining about loneliness
Being into this sort of thing is a symptom of much larger dogshit personality problems that absolutely come across to people and turn them off instantly.

>>149366344 (OP)
Would.
>>149366366
Fuck you, faggot. /hmofa/ is based. You probably self insert as the animals.

>>149366344 (OP)
I prefer the vampire girl.
https://youtu.be/6wnXIlc7N0Q

>>149366453
Kill yourself zoophile

>>149366469
Do you think the vampire girl and the werewolf girl would fight?

>>149366418
>watching minute-long animated girlfriend simulators means you're a terrible person who deserves his loneliness
You ok?

How does he put out nothing but heaters every time

>>149366480
I'm a /hmofa/fag, not a zoophile. I only want to have sex with anthros, not real animals.

>>149366366
>looks at channel
You had this post saved up for weeks and were jar waiting for him to make another video again to post it, weren't you?

>>149366594
He takes notes from the Japanese ASMR girl videos.

>>149366418
For some reason this made me think of that meme about women being able to sus out autism in a man instantly but not being able to recognize a man who would physically abuse them

But can she bake?

>>149366375
Not me I'm depressed because I got married and moved away from my friends. It wasn't worth it but I'm in too deep now.

>>149366344 (OP)
Would nibble on her cookie

>>149366647
Women can sense your anonymous posts about them on basketweaving forums, but they can't tell the hot serial killer with only female victims they saw on the news and donated too is a bad guy.

>>149366344 (OP)
>she is a tomboy but dress elegant for her date

>>149366344 (OP)
So relatable

>>149366606
Kill yourself zoophile

>>149366469
They're best friends.

>>149366731
I don't see any sports gear I think she's wearing a retard helmet

>>149366731
>>149366815
It's Pacman. It's a nerdy Pacman helmet. She's a goofy retro-game nerd who loves Pacman

>>149366344 (OP)
>doesn't show his green hands
>doesn't refer to him as Anon
Kid Wizard SOLD OUT

What was with that weird ARG video he uploaded?

>>149366344 (OP)
>>149366731
I'd rather fuck the wolf form cause it's siver rather than the brown mexican girl.

>>149366366
>>149366418
failed normalfag

>>149366418
>If you're lonely, you have to wallow in your loneliness!

>>149366366
Ain't nothing wrong with a little indulgence every now and then, like a good bacon cheeseburger and a vanilla milkshake at the end of the week. It's addiction you gotta look out for

Ridiculous male fantasy

>>149366366
>>149367485
there's one of you in every thread

>>149366896
anon, literally it shows the green hands when the video starts.

>>149367485
>a woman talking to this anon is a ridiculous fantasy

>>149367494
I'm a foolish unbeliever and should be cast into the depths for my lack of faith

>>149367485
You will die alone and without a husband.

>>149367485
The most ridiculous male fantasy is still far more grounded than the most realistic female fantasy

>>149366731
CHOCOLATE WEREWOLF NERD GIRL SEX SEX SEX SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>149366344 (OP)
These videos are really emotionally satisfying. But not in the way a good story is. It feels like it's manipulating your brain to drop heavy amounts of dopamine. But then again, that is the whole point of romantic stories and those dating games. These are good, and I really like them, but they also make me feel uncomfortable.

I am a furry, so this is basically like an ultimate fantasy. But if she is really a werewolf, then I only get the best version of her whenever there is a full moon. Which is like once a month.

>>149367626
>I only get the best version of her whenever there is a full moon. Which is like once a month
Ah, the opposite of menstruation...

>>149367586
The true master race

>>149366344 (OP)
Still hoping for another Braceface video

>>149366366
>

I need to fuck/ love an animal girl.

>>149367643
What if they synchronize tho

>>149366366
>>149366418
They hate him for speaking the truth.

>>149368204
Where?

>>149368136
>furshit
>off-topic shit
>cuckoldry adjacent shit

>>149368227
Go back to jerking off to your "traps" fred boy

cute

>>149366713
Not everyone can think outside of the box.

>>149368172
It could be a blessing in disguise, woman sometimes get super horney on their period, just lay down a towel and go to TOWN!

>>149366613
kek based investigator

this is going to devolve into an incel thread very fast

>>149368350
Then let's accelerate things and get this shit over with. I'll start:

Women absolutely HATE the very notion of a man not existing in abject misery

>>149368350
>Furries are all incels

>>149368227
>>cuckoldry adjacent shit
t. susellefag

>>149366344 (OP)
Kid is very recognizable, maybe it's the format.

>>149366480
You probably insert animals in your self.

>>149368350
When you say "incel," do you mean people who are genuinely spiteful at the opposite sex because they're single, or just anyone you'd like to belittle with the safety of knowing that no one would call you out because you used one of the "correct" slurs?
>inb4 wElL yOu aSkEd sOoOoO
The latter, then.

People are honestly defending this shit? What has this site become? It's weird how wildly this site goes from conservative traitor roleplayer to understanding and empathetic. Very bizarre.

I find it funny that /hmofa/fags exist, and when you call them out as being weirdos.
Animefags and lolifags I can understand because Japanese women and children actually exist, but there isn't anything close to anthros existing, other than animals and most /hmofa/fags aren't into feral.
Just date a woman, it's not like you can get a werewolf girlfriend.

>>149368714
>Just date a woman
I think I'll just kill myself, thanks

>>149368753
yeah do that

>>149368753
We know incel.

>>149368775
>We know, incel.
FTFY

>>149368775
>>149368788

>>149368775
Absolutely roasted

I can only hope this is just one guy samefagging to shit up the thread because /co/ having this many whiny normalfags would be too sad to bear

>>149368638
>ONE
>PERSON

>>149368926
It's just one guy with a hateboner for kidwizard stuff. Don't give him attention.

>>149368926
It's just the usual schizo that hates kidwizard
His persistence makes me think he's a crossboarder

>>149367485
Having a good blind date is a fantasy? That's what it boils down to.

I love the expressions.

>>149368926
>Furcope

>>149369361
>Ooh, ah ooh-ooh ah ooh ah?
No, that's my sister, she's trying to transition...
>Ah ooh AH ooh?
... You wanna try this thing called "beer"?

>>149366344 (OP)
Cute

>>149366789
Kill yourself and your pets and family nazi pedophile schoolshooter goatfucker zoophile, monkeyphile Allah cockbar worshipper, fuck off to sharty.

>>149368907
Stand and ready for my arrival goatfucker.

>>149366344 (OP)
I love werewolves

>>149366344 (OP)
I wish I could just permanently recycle every person responsible for this kind of content and purge the genetic code that causes this kind of inane garbage to be produced by the human species. Furries are truly the lowest of the lowest - especially since they have overlap with peds, fags, troons, and spergs. Kill all furries.

The projection in this thread is kind of blatant isn't it?

>>149369629
Go ahead kill me mojo jojo, you monkeyfag. picrel of you dying.

>>149369708
https://youtu.be/jku9lkqwwYA?t=492

>>149369586
I only love werewolves when they looked like the werewolves they used to be, and by that I mean as a boomer: bigger, scarier, stronger and naked.

>>149368227
It's not cuckoldry when you fuck the other girl too.

>>149369708
If I could believe you me I would put a few shots of .300 blackout right between your eyes so disgusting the way you freaks pollute everywhere you go with your fetishes

Keep that shit to yourself

>>149367181
Watching these types of videos is wallowing in your lonliness dude

>>149369853
What if you're perfectly happy and just think the animated girlies are a cute?

>>149369827
>If I could believe you me I would put a few shots of .300 blackout right between >your eyes so disgusting the way you freaks pollute everywhere you go with your fetishes

>Keep that shit to yourself

>>149369885

>Subsonic rounds
>Suppressor
>Thermal scope zeroed at 100 yards

Cute post.

Turns out men really only want one thing.

>>149369946

>Just one round of cannon

>can beat any /k/fag with a rocket launcher

Cute post retard

>>149369967
You're trying to be cutesy but sincerely if I ever get the opportunity I'm going to kill you and your ilk. Furries are vile pedophiles and creeps.

>>149366344 (OP)
Isn't this the plot of a Johnny Bravo episode.

>>149369996
You’re gun is a fucking manlet, i owned a m294 LMG gun, don’t fucking test me bro. And if you know mcmap just to let you know i know mma, and mma fighters can kill marines if they could.

>>149368714
>low IQ failed normalfag literally can't conceptualize fantasy at all
back to facebook with you

>>149370011
Johnny was a furry woman magnet for whatever reason.

>>149370029
*Your

>>149369996
And you’re a child rapist Neo Nazi, working via trannywaffen, now azog battalion.

>>149370029
When the time comes furries will be the first to go and no one will step up to protect them because you freaks are truly the lowest of the low.

>>149370050
Nigga you’re a grammar Nazi pedophile.

>>149370054
Cute projection - Nazis also love the furry community. Forgot to rope those in too.

Furries truly are the worst of the worst. Absolute scum.

Why are /v/ furry threads so comfy and /co/ furry threads so shitty?

>>149369361
Primitive girls make me hard.

>>149370098
because /co/ is slow enough that one sperg can just samefag for two hours and make up the majority of the thread

>>149370070
Just a regular Nazi, actually

/co/ gets worse every week

>a cute video about anon on a date with a qt werewolf
>this much seething
/co/, like the western animation industry, is so fucking lame and gay

>>149366344 (OP)
Imagine punching her in the face right there, haha

>>149370201
You will never be japanese.

>>149370148
a man of culture. Ayla having next to no art is a crime.

>>149370098
just go back to your shitty zoophile board

>>149370243
You mean this one?

>>149370436
This is the pedophile board, everyone knows that

Men don't need much t be happy.

>>149366469
It really is an alluring voice. Her take on Peach is pretty cute as well.

>>149370098
Because there aren’t many places to discuss furry vidya, so /v/ is the place where that all congregates, but there *are* a lot for furry cartoons and comics. So most furries just go to all those other boards and stuff. /co/ is where furfags too schizo and antisocial and autistic for those places drift to. tldr /v/ is at the forefront in its regard while /co/ is like a dumpster for the rejects.

>>149366366
This hurts my feelings, dude. I just like the cute cartoon ladies. No need to be so hostile.

The worst part about wifwolves is that they're at their cutest for only about 12 days out of the year.

>>149366344 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1loOU82yQBQ&list=RD1loOU82yQBQ

>>149370227
The closest thing is to look up Ursula from George of the jungle cartoon.

>>149370227
Post the video.
https://youtu.be/BsvXY57NdWw

>>149368714
Definitely putting this into the collection of "Evidence the anti-/hmofa/ schizo brings up his obsessive retardation unprovoked despite claiming he's only responding to them" posts.

>>149370098
mods don't set up camp in furry threads quite as often over there

>>149371793
This just makes me want to go back and finish Chrono Trigger

>>149366344 (OP)
Furry “fandom” goes on >>>/trash/

>>149366366
Yes, we call those people “furfags.”

>>149371846
You know who else belongs on /trash/?

>>149371846
>all anthro is furry
>all anthro is furfag
>Bugs Bunny goes in the /trash/

>>149371846
>trash is the ONLY furry board

>>149366344 (OP)
Yiff in hell, tourist nigger.

>>149366366
I've gotten pussy. Raw, bareback, condomless vagina. IRL women are shitty as people and these videos are like a window into a better world. Kill yourself.

>>149366344 (OP)
I'm not a furry so I don't care for this but that's surprisingly decent voice acting, and compared to most internet slop it's basically god tier

>>149366366
>for an audience of chronically lonely pathetic guys
At least they are not as pathetic as you

>>149371846
And wannabe jannies go in the cuck chair.
Faggot.

>>149371846
You always lose. Furry shit will continue to be a cornerstone of this board.

>>149371893
Bulbasaur also applies to /pw/, iykyk

>>149371893
>/gif/
>fate cat
>he doesn't know
https://youtu.be/ymXTiLTarro?feature=shared

>>149371893
What's the one for /ck/

>>149372911
Looks like it's from one of those Orangina ads.

>>149371893
>/h/
s-sauce?

>>149371846
The rules were updated years ago. You will never be a moderator.

>>149369570
This is your future, you can't escape it

>>149366344 (OP)
>Imagine dating this
Sadly that is all I can do

>>149366366
Literally made for me.

>>149369570
Simon wouldn't kill someone for fucking a female Beastman.

>>149366344 (OP)
Clam or fortune cookie?

>>149374242
clam?

>>149374242
Clamfest only during full moons. Complementary fortune cookies any other time.

>>149368316

She'll retain her water
her breasts will be tender
and every 3rd word that you say will offend her

Get out of the house
and go down to the old pub instead


And she'll want to make love
if you do, you're a fool
cuz you'll only end up with
a bloody O'tool

Get out of the house
go down to the old pub instead

And she'll want you to sample
the fruit of her loins
but, son, it'll taste like some old rusty coins

So turn off the lights, boy, and take off your hat
And drop to your knees,
say a prayer to Saint Pat
That he'll give you the strength
to get out of bed,
And for Ireland's sake
go down to the old pub instead

>>149374313
I prefer the reverse. Cookie with fur, clam otherwise.

>>149369827
If I could believe you me I would put a few shots of over .9000 blackout right between your ass so disgusting the way you freaks pollute everywhere you go with your fetishes

Keep that shit to yourself

>>149366366
Oh that's simple, I'm ugly as fuck. I might've had a chance when I was younger, but I'm pretty much fucked now. Stuff like this just makes me smile.

>>149366647
>>149366713
You guys get it

>>149370098
More women and women (adjacent) on /co/ compared to /v/.

>>149367485
COPE

>>149368714
>>149368762
>>149368775
Sex robots incoming cope
https://static1.e6ai.net/data/sample/3d/6e/3d6e0bc92a4537fad6430e62dc07c2df_alt.mp4
https://static1.e6ai.net/data/sample/cd/51/cd51dba613239511e048b3ee0bf6d91a_alt.mp4
https://static1.e6ai.net/data/sample/b1/d9/b1d9dacc6f074a3056463bb343d1ab0d_alt.mp4
https://static1.e6ai.net/data/sample/c9/e8/c9e8e16863f7d47d6ef69e6704270e16_alt.mp4
>>149370098
/v/ is based and non mentally ill
>>149374992
This too

>>149366344 (OP)
Alright, I imagined it. Now what?

>>149369570
My hero...

>>149375160
>/v/ is based and non mentally ill

>>149366344 (OP)
I just heard a smoke detector chirp.

>>149370098
Dude I got a different take. We can't have open furry threads on /v/. The mods are quick to trash or delete. Over here on /co/ it's a different story the mods don't care but the quality of anthro chicks is shit. Anyone who tells me that Nicole the flat chest pile of shit from Gumball who habitually uses her cartoony powers to turn into a male character is sexy is nothing more than a shitty homo. So much shit quality. /co/'s anthro women are shit tier. And they require TOO MUCH off model art to pretend they are attractive.

>>149375670
NTA I spend lots of time on /v/ and there are plenty of openly furry threads.

>>149371846
We need more art of anthro women conquering angry human dudes until he submits to the fluff. Better if its a movie.

>>149375740
I tried to start a Sybil thread and it got trashed in record time. Once made a legit Star Fox thread is got trashed. And one time was having a Ratchet and Clank thread and the instant three or four Rivet images were posted the thread was trashed. And if you post Rouge the Bat she's outright deleted. Doubly so if you use sexy Pokemons like Braixen or Meowscarada.

The gaming board is more militant about targeting and eliminating furry material.

>>149375878
Their attempts are in vain. The people cry out for anthro women.

>>149366366
>shit like this
like... wanting to be loved?

>>149366344 (OP)
I do. Most every waking moment.
>>149366366
Rude ass mf all judgmental an shit.

>>149366366
there are men who pay for videos of whores calling them "paypig" on onlyfans

only way to win is to be a woman hating chud

>>149366344 (OP)
I'm not into dogs but thanks.

I saw kid wizard at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday.

>>149366344 (OP)
I love the guy's art but I can't watch these videos, I get some flavor of cringe out of it that I can't put to words. Not an intense cringe, a weird one. No idea.

>>149366366
>Durrrr you like to imagine being happy? wtf are you some kinda weirdo?

>>149375160
>/v/ is based and non mentally ill
… on bizarro world.

>>149369570
My KING…

>>149366344 (OP)
I'm imagining.

>>149366344 (OP)
Can't have these about cartoons in a cartoon board without some autismo ruining everything.

>This guy's whole channel
...You do all realize if you want to experience moments like this, you can just go out and talk to real women, right?

>>149378428
Here's that reply you wanted.

>>149378428
>real women
Real women aren't like that, that's why it's fantasy

>>149370098
They get thrown to the /trash/

Literally me.

>>149379503
He even draws Anon like one of his chubby hamster creatures...

>>149379503
>>149379592
anon sexo...

For me it’s 30yo yandere pink cat

>>149370043
He was a furry magnet because it led to comedic circumstances. Alas, he wasn’t all that into it, otherwise it would cease to be funny.

>>149366815
>deleted
What the fuck? Are we seriously not allowed to say retard anymore in addition to nigger?
Mods are enormous fucking fags, goddamn

>>149366366
>the root cause of their loneliness
The root of my loneliness is being born ugly and with autism in an era where vanity is everything while the economy is in the shitters.

>>149366647
>>149366713
Only when the serial killers are hot. Notice how there's no Elliot Rogers fangirls because the guy is average looking.
It's the old "I can fix them because I'm special" bullshit, which guys are guilty of as well.

>>149382290
You're retarded, Charles Manson got away with what he did partly because of his female fans.

>>149382316
>Charles Manson got away with what he did because he was a CIA asset
fixed

>>149366344 (OP)
>So, uh... under a full moon, when you have to use the bathroom, do you just---
>Anon, please, this is our first date and I don't want to talk about that in public.
>Oh... sorry.
>... But yes.

>>149382316
>got away with what he did
Didn't he die in prison?
Also, guy wasn't bad looking at all, and being a literal cult leader meant he was charismatic, which also helps a lot.

>>149382432
>one of the first test subjects of MK ULTRA
>a CIA asset
Yeah, that checks out... he still died in prison, though

>>149368714
>it's not like you can get a werewolf girlfriend

>>149371893
>kass for /pol/
huh? what's the connection here?
if i had to guess, i would have said the nazi pastel horse OC mlp made ages ago

>>149382617
It's the rat thing because of some schizo that spams those ugly fucking things in every thread it can.

>>149382635
They're called "jews", Anon.

Give that girl some meat!

>>149383228
/co/ is a designated Fatty Free Zone. We only like fit furry girls.

>>149383277
Big. Fluffy. Wolf girls.

>>149383329
I don’t know what he’s bitching about. I’d think that settling down for the evening and brushing your werewolf girlfriend would be a great way to relax and bond at the end of the day as you watch something or just chat about your respective days.

>>149383431
Furniture Looks awful when its covered in fur.

>>149366366
People who indulge in that shit are aware they're not mentally healthy and aren't actively trying to not be alone.

>>149383675
So it turns out this is what men actually want in life.

>>149383687
In this particular instance, it is most definitely what the fluffy step-sister wants, not the dude.
>>149383588
Just keep it clean. Worth it for the fluffy cuddles.

>>149370464
that's /tv/ actually

>>149383756
I don't get the step-sister comment

>>149366344 (OP)
I actually thought this was going to be that Pretty Blood shit

>>149383687
Children should be half man half furry abominations
I want all of my children to look like me, I don't care if they're fuckable

>>149383774
The wolf girl wants to fuck her stepbrother.

>>149383774
It's immoral!

>>149366344 (OP)
>>149366469
Wow, this is trash.
>>149366366
It's no different from the ASMR mommy channels in that regard. This is fucking shit. People who watch this have no self-respect.

>>149383924
Post what you watch then

>>149383924
>you can't just eat chips if you're peckish! you need to eat a real meal or else you're not a manly man like i am!
Cringe

>>149383924
You are free to not set up camp in these threads that you hate so much. You can just hide it and move on with your life instead of wasting valuable time shitting them up, you know? Thanks for the bump though.

Why even live if this can't be real?

>>149384195
Haven’t seen that one before. Nice!
Tim has got to be one heavy sleeper for that to work though. Unless she drugged him

>>149384195
The universe only forbids me mass cloning, making it possible for at least one person is still physically allowed.

>>149384195
I don't care if they're not actually related, I don't like step-cest stuff

>>149384333
I agree, they should stop being cowards and just make it actual incest.

life goal.

I want to see the deer and sheep girls feets and pits.

One day.

>>149385497
>>149385836
VVVVVHHHHHHHH

>>149385836
Anon, give me more

>>149386188
>>149386071
Just imagine...

>>149366366
Damn, you really pissed off the terminally online schizos.

>>149369629
You are trans lol

>>149366344 (OP)
I'm sorry... WHO'S BLOOD!?

>>149371893
>/pol/ not being the racist twitter fox

>>149386320
you are welcome
https://hitomi.si/read/si29901#page7

Don't forget the social worker.

>>149385497
>>149386299
where can you read the english TL?

>>149386827
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/105400672#1