First for CHADulk and GODvel!!
>Superman
>Homelander
>Omni Man
Doctor Manhattan victims
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3ZRiMcdGhqE&pp=ygUDMTBz
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
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>>149368013Weird scaling. Spider-Man let's himself get hit by regular folks all the time. Its killed him in some universes.
>>149368015Somebody didn't read Doomsday Clock. Only two of those are true.
>>149368023Reimu after Thor discovered her buying condoms for him
>>149368050>Thor>using KEKondoms
Thor jobs to zombies Fantastic 4 btw
>>149368042Outerversal angry mob
>>149368015>Superman ZOINKS
>>149368042>weird scaling.that's the point, they're showing examples of excessive chain scaling
>>149368088>same GODmic in which there is a reference to a future event where Doomsday and Superman will job to Hulk and ThorCanon.
>>149368077Spider-Man let himself get beat to death. Was part of what I was saying. He let's normies hurt him all the time.
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I better not see any homophobia in this thread. Do I make myself FUARKING clear?
>>149368117Its weird because Peter let's people hurt him so chain scaling JJJ to him just doesnt work. You can scale someone like Miles to Peter because they are actually relative to each other.
>>149368023>Reimu apologizing for the verse she is about to obliterate
>>149368139...and Bleach characters are there I guess.
>>149368139...neg diff every twink in this picture.
>>149368139KINGmon victims.
>>149368042>>149368126>>149368148Itโs chain scaling his durability. You donโt โletโ a normie punch give you a nloody nose, that just means the punch was strong enough to break your bodyparts if you didnโt dodge. If you canโt tank a punch from a normie you canโt throw an outerversal punch where your arm doesnโt disintegrate.
>>149368148>im fine with the 1-A aunt may argument, it's logically totally sound except Peter let Jameson beat him and then i guess ate a blood capsule for effect off panel
>>149368125>stronger than DoomsdayBEAST
Post accurate Powerscaling
>>149368206It was just dry, anon. Bloody noses happen like that.
>>149368057That's why she's apologizing
>>149368232TARDku would let Ben transform into Alien X and then get erased.
>>149368232Does Roshi have infinite speed because he can move in the world of Void. I can't stand powerscalers taking shit literally.
Kryptonians?
Viltrumites?
Saiyans?
Daxamites?
Fraudtos?
Post them punching planets and stars, NOW.
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Where does the first appearance cover of Thor rank? Imo it's pretty top tier, he's in focus and doing an iconic and cool pose.
>>149368206>>149368208We are assuming Peter can't just relax his body enough to take damage. Peter just let's normies punch him and he simply doesnt tense up at all to take the punch. Peter isnt a brick wall and needs to actually ready himself for a punch to take it. Peter not holding back beat Firelord. Spider-Man is a superhero and fictional so he can just make himself weaker than a normal person or strong enough to beat a small planet buster.
>>149368139My fuwarking principal up to the right
>>149368249If it's manga Roshi yeah he has infinite speed because he was able to dodge Jiren who's faster than Goku who was able to move freely in a white void to collect future Zeno.
>>149368264Train was infused with Granhola's ki. Same shit Trunks does with his sword.
>AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE I CAN MOVE FASTER THAN TIME ITSELF BUT I CANโT GO INTO SPACE OR IโLL ASPHYXIATE
>>149368259Tensing up your body makes a punch hit harder than if you roll with it. Thereโs no way to increase durability by leaning into a punch more. His durability is factually weak wnough a normie landing a punch harms him, which scales every normie to Firelord.
Marvel atoms areโฆ outerversal.
>>149368303Hes a comic book character so he CAN relax his body enough to take punches from normies from tensing up enough to take ounches from small planet level beings. I agree it sounds retarded but thats comics. JJJ doesnt scale to peak Spider-Man who beat Firelord.
>>149368295Goku wasn't fighting Granolah. He was fighting Gas. At least know which fight Anon's talking about before defending SHITper. Fuck SHITper btw. It's a terrible anime and manga. You should be ashamed for defending it.
>>149368117Lo, vsbw mocking wanky scaling. My sides.
>>149368355>vsbw mocking wanky scaling. My sides.Yup, it's still there. Multiversal Mike Wazowski.
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Mike_Wazowski_(Kingdom_Hearts)
>>149368344Who cares who's hes fighting? Same idea still applies. Train had ki imbued in it. If you wanna talk about retarded Toyble moments talk about the fire hydrant. That literally doesnt make sense in any way. If Goku was weak enough not to smash though it Zamasu's smack should have atomized him. Toyble is retarded but this train this lines up with canon.
>>149368143Yes, sir. I will never talk bad about our LGBTQIA+ allies, sir.
>>149368045Homelander beats dr manhattan in doomsday clock?
I don't need to punch apart a planet, all I need to do is ROCK your bitch ass
>>149368439That would have solo'd DBverse
>>149368428Yup, yup. Our hero finally scales above serial rapist Yujiro Hanma.
>>149368125>GODmicIt's literally garbage that doesn't even measure with he original Watchmen.
>>149368439That punch would ATOMIZE DC, Dragon Ball and Marvel.
>>149368428dr manhattan has no counter to this.
>>149368482...'s lower class slaves, Mario and Sonic.
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>JANNY!!!!!! I NEED YOU JANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>149368045>Somebody didn't read [CAPESLOP]At least suggest good capeshit if you want people to read it.
>>149368499>CHADRIOCHADRIOCHADRIOCHADRIOCHAFRIOCHADRIO out of nowhereHe GAPES SLOPvel, SLOP Ball and SLOPtective Comics btw
>>149368534Who is the hottest Disney Princess
>>149368344If we were to judge things by their quality than 99% of capeshit and every other garbage posted in these threads should lose by default.
>>149368490>Future Goku THE BEAST
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>>149368547hair-up Cinderella
>>149368508>powerscaler making excuses for illiteracy and lazinessYup yup!
As a TTRPG chad I have to say I am not impressed by WEAKmics, FODDERounen and JOBsual Novels
>>149368613>y-you have to read my absolute garbage capeslopWhy can't you get some good taste?
>>149368631โฆ all of which GAPE TableSHART games.
The four horsemen of the /dbg/ apocalypse
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The Shinto Myths tell of Gods who walked the Earth, doing great deeds for the mortals who believed in them. But Gensokyo isn't real, and never was.
The incident solvers never soared in our skies, never stood with our heroes, never fought for kindness or justice. It was all just a story. Nobody's coming to help us.
But somewhere in Japan... a woman is waking up.
A woman with a gohei.
>>149368631>Please care about World of SHARTness.
>>149368569>My childhood video MY HERO, FUTURE GOKU
>>149368650The average shinigami from Bleach gapes them all.
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>>149368649>Low-tiersTTRPGs stomp and are cooler
>Mid-tiersTTRPGs stomp and are cooler
>High-TierTTRPGS solo fiction and are cooler
Nuly atomizes all of JOBvel btw.
>Warhammer 40k
Gunbuster victim.
>>149368593Weaker than Merlin btw
>>149368690They're heavy hitting medium weight jobbers
They do a good job of raping anything that isn't actively suggsversing.
>The Emperor fought an armoured giant twice his height and breadth. Its skull was a vast, iron-helmed boulder with elephantine tusks and chisel-like teeth that gleamed dully. Its eyes were coal-red slits of such vicious intelligence that it stole Horusโs breath.
>Horus had never seen its equal. No bestiary would include its description for fear of being ridiculed, no magos of the Mechanicum would accept such a specimen could exist.
>Six clanking, mechanised limbs bolted through its flesh bore grinding, crackling, sawing, snapping, flame-belching weapons of murder. The Emperorโs armour was burning, the golden wreath now ashes around his neck.
>40keks jerk off a guy who nearly jobbed to a generic Ork as being an all powerful god
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>>149368708OUTERVERSAL Ork btw
>>149368700โฆ and by heavy hitting medium weight I mean the entire verse gets violated by Halo Forerunners.
>The Emperor
Jobs to Sailor Moon.
>>149368700...except for any verse above planetary.
>>149368723>Forerunners>Not suggsversing
Post Warhammer 40k ships destroying planets with their normal guns and not specially designed exterminatus weapons.
>>149368744>TTRPGS>not Suggsversing
>The Emperor
Jobs to Arceus
And reminder that Luffy jobs to plastic man
>>149368751https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1c8vvWU8QM
>>14936872640k is filled with comical jobbers, from spacebattles I wouldn't pit them up against anything above galaxy level, I have a different list for that.
Post Warhammer fans below the obese BMI
>>149368774This would kill Gokek btw
>>149368774>Posts unique one off ship that serves as a main characterโs flagship
Post anyone in 40k destroying a galaxy.
I got more (you)s so I say I won.
>>149368641>his argument is fraudulent and easily defeated>looks retarded; never breedsYup yup!
Enough. Only winners of their DB can post after this post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_dnLnHYQhQ
Your favorite character is now a League Of Legends playable champion
How do they play and what kind of role they occupy?
>>149368783I'm not that fat
>I got mocked by the entire thread for jerking off an overrated sci-fi franchise, I won
>Star Wars OUT OF NOWHERE
>>149368832>SuperCHAD is a TTRPGod FUARK
>>149368827I want even the guy you argued with retard. He already gave you a response here
>>149368428. It's just funny to laugh at capesloppers with no standards.
>Warhammer 40k out of EVERYWHERE
>>149368534Fake numbers btw
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_media_franchises
Spider-Chad and Chadman have made more than C.uckrio.
>>149368842I have little attachment to 40k, you grasped on to that specifically because it's a weak target to RunGOD from the two verses you knew I was referring to keky.
>>149368863Nintendo? The biggest company in Japan. Marvel and DC? Completely reliant on movies for relevance.
>>149368863>Mario is Nintendoโs mascot who owns the most profitable franchise of all timeCHADrio WON.
>>149368863>CHADpanman is still the best superheroI kneel
>>149368547Alice from Alice in Wonderland
>b-but she's not a princessSo?
>b-but she's a little girlAnd?
>>149368650>Soul damage resistance Reimu has that
>Solver Don't know what that is, but assuming that thing can only be defeated with whatever the solver is (Aku situation basically) Reimu would still be able to seal it away
>Angelic Weapons Even in the show we see how that's not 100% necessary to hurt Demons, just more efficient.
Still Reimu's talismans and Needles are purified and Sacred so they could have a similar effect
>Mental resistance Reimu has that
Yup yup, GODmu solos these 4 sissies
>World of Darkness
Literally a tranny franchise btw
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>>149368891Post lewd or I don't believe you
>>149368880>Needs PikaGOD to carry him because he can't make more money than Spider-Chad and Chadman on his ownPathetic.
Is the reimufag listroon?
Post Reimu not jobbing to a mountain
>>149368863According to levvel.com which cites VG Sales Mario actually has 22.6 billion revenue from Video Games alone. Not sure how right any of that on wikipedia is.
>>149368860>I want evenLow iq or esl?
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We are.... strong.
>>149368919MarKEKS, DCissiesโฆโฆ.
>>149368930Twice more than Kekrio the liar. Good job!
Post Tranimekeks not being brown
>>149368891I LOVE Warhammer 40k btw.
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>>149368930ENTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
>>149368919>which cites VG SalesDone.
>>149368905I don't think 'reimufag' is even a real person, and rather a falseflagger being obnoxious to get people to shit on a character they don't like - none of their posts come off as organic, and are akin to
>MY FAURKIN' HERO(INNE) WOULD VAPORIZE YOUR VERSE WITH NIGGATONS OF TNTwhich is par for the course for these threads, but I never see any elaboration beyond that.
TTRPGs? The WHITE MAN's hobby.
>using 2002 sales ALONE
>MISLEADINGpedia
CAPESLOPKEKS EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING!
>>149368969I've seen at least one anon get annoyed at the hypnosis jokes and try and counter them when they come up, so there's at least one genuine Reimubro around here.
>>149368969Probably a dragon ball poster
>>149368971...in my burrito filled dreams.
>>149368971โฆ and by white man I mean queerfolx like the ones who saved Dungeons and Dragons from the evil altright chuddies!
>>149368971no lies detected
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>>149368979Reminder that YOU can defeat Reimu with just a coin on a string!
>>149368986....he will be 0-3.
>>149368971>>149368992Probably true out of virtue that only white men would have literally thousands of dollars laying around to spend on retarded bullshit.
Anime and Comics are basically free.
>>149368922Too busy fucking your mom to pay attention to what I am writing lmao.
>>149368992>hollywood pedophile liking my thing means its basedPeople really think this?
https://comicbook.com/comics/news/immortal-thor-mortal-thor-al-ewing-interview/
>Midgard doesnโt know there are any events to respond to โ itโs just Earth. Nobody thinks of it as Midgardโฆ except, of course, for any Asgardians who were on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge when it all went down. There are one or twoโฆ or three or fourโฆ but it might not be Thor that theyโre a problem for. Asgard, meanwhile, is cut off from Midgard along with the other realms, and theyโre all making the best of it, starting with deciding whoโs going to ascend to the throne of Asgard now the All-Father is dead. Magni doesnโt want it โ but will he have a choice? Weโll be exploring that subplot in regular โTales Of Asgardโ issues by some great guest artists.
>Ewing focusing on Magni AND reviving Tales of Asgard
>Thorโs son is a king. Supermanโs son is a sodomite.
>>149368997Post Reimu canonically jobbing to hypnosis
How big do you think Reimu's futa cock is?
>>149369023Favorite character?
What familia man would win?
>>149369032Toretto's earthbending is impossible for street tiers to beat
>>149369031KINGtos, of course!
>>149368250What made developers of AW decide to dispense out spectacles like this? Aside from straight up nuking the universe or throwing galaxies around, Asura really gave us a cosmic show.
Post Daima not killing dragon ball forever.
>>149369032Tiger Drop negates all damage.
>>149369013Mortal Thor is great. If it lasts another 25 issues so that Ewing ends his Thor tenure at 50 issue like the Immortal Hulk, I will be happy. Also, Sigurd solos.
>>149369007So it's low iq and underage. Good to know, retard.
>>149368905Well he has a Reimu matchup as his 7th most wanted, I wouldn't be surprised, but this particular reimufag seems to have a different writing style. And listtroon's current gimmick is spamming Umineko and Athena vs Bison.
>>149368969There are real touhoubros here but from what I've seen most of us don't really post like that.
>>149368953You know that's impossible, anon.
Can't wait for Hulk to win.
Superman
Thor
Hulk
Batman
Spider-Man
Goku
Aquaman
Bejita
Green Lantern
Kingtos
Bobobo
Dagoth Ur
>>149369097...a spot in the 0-3 club.
No one cares about SHARTzilla anyway. Fight's gonna be lame too because FAGzilla is lame.
There is nothing wrong with being brown.
>>149369078>jeet meltdownKek.
>>149369106...all job to acid.
>>149369106Pikachu's vassals...
Hulk will WIN!!! I can feel it.
>>149369116Capeshitbro...
>>149369116Favorite character?
>>149369122Spider-Man and Thor have TANKED acid though?
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>>149369013>You know as much as he does. The first issue is a pretty good introduction to this big, amnesiac Scandinavian with no powers, but it wonโt be the beginning of his quest. Sigurd just wants what any other ordinary mortal wants โ a job, friends, a life for himself. He doesnโt set on the quest, the quest sets on him โ and it might not let him go once itโs grabbed him.Interesting that it's confirmation he's fully amnesiac, I was wondering about that. Wonder if he'll go back to some of the old JIM characters, it was a treat seeing the random gangsters Blake dealt with come back in Simonson's run near the end.
>>149369116True my fellow Dragon Ballbro, very true.
>>149369133GODnic the Hedgehog.
Your hero wouldn't want you to be racist.
>>149369122>All job to Aci-IIIIIIIEEEEEEESuperman is above all
>>149369159My HERO is RACIST!
>>149369161>Superman implies that acid that can eat through metal could hurt himYup yup yup; Mina victim.
>>149369159My hero is Lord Frieza.
>>149369159My hero is racist.
>>149369032NIGH HIGH NAGOSHI?!?!?!?!?
you mean to tell me now that Toretto is LIKE A DRAGON and has Earthbending?!?!?!?
I'VE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE DANA DA NOW OR IT'S GOING TO BE THE BAKA MA END OF ME!!!!!!!!!!
F-FFFFFUUUUCCCCK, I'm so WEAK! Only BROWN PEOPLE like me and they keeping WANKING me so HARD that I end up getting DEATH BATTLES against characters I have NO BUSINESS fighting and I get SHITSTOMPED like BITCH OVER and OVER!!!
>>149369161>This is getting very nasty and very awkward.Superman browses here?
>>149369194Goku...
Sonic...
Hulk...
>>149369169Do NOT get uppity. We let you have your fun with the KEKvinciblefags.
>>149369204>spics wanking Superman really now?
>>149369194Literally whoever is susceptible to this...
Remember when People want Superman to fight Ultraman? Do you guys still want that?
>>149369238He just fought Ultraman in the new kino movie dough
>>149369238Do you mean the alternate universe clark or the giant space Alien from japan
The below poster was hypnotized by Universal Dracula.
How can Ash even win, man? They'd have to seriously wank Pikachu even more than Kratos for Ash to even stand a chance.
>>149369257Ben buys into Pokewank so it's not impossible.
>>149368206>you canโt throw an outerversal punchyou can because outerversal things are all magic bullshit that don't mean anything and have no relation to physical strength
>>149369257It's basically a one-hit kill for both, anyone on Ash's team can turn Yugi into a bloody stain and Yugi can mindhax Ash
>>149369217Most of the people I saw while watching the new superman movie had brown or orange skin. I was pretty scared.
>>149369257Would they scale Yugi to Jaden and Yusei or was that film not canon?
>>149369288The thing is that Yugi has actually had Egyptian God cards in his deck.
When did Ash ever have top legenderies like Dialga on his team?
I know he teamed up with legenderies in the movies but did he ever catch one?
>>149369288Can they? Atem was able to fight Zorc himself in the manga and the puzzle should be able to shield him too, like it did against some of Kaiba's early tricks.
>>149369288The Egyptian gods beat any of the pokemon Ash has caught though
>>149369325Just go to your local cinema and experience it for yourself.
>>149369311Closest to a legendary he has is naganadel an ultra beast that he got in alola and maybe Solgaleo but none on the level of actual top tier legendaries
>>149369311Solgaleo and if we go by scaling that's sun level, you'd have to use scaling for both instead of on-screen feats to not look biased
>>149369315Ash has a literal ghost that can travel through shadows and rip your soul.
It really depends on the team and cards and how much you want to scale both to lore to be fair
>>149369303What is he pointing at?
>>149369350>Ash has a literal ghost that can travel through shadows and rip your soul.I'm almost certain Yugi has soul resistance
>>149369335doesn't Solgaleo get to scale to the Necrozma bullshit?
OUCH! OWOWOWOWOWOWWWWW!!!!
>>149369049A scrapped idea due to hardware limitations was to make every star or light in the cosmos go straight towards Asura, looking at at the devs' other games after Asura's Wrath it would might've looked like this but on a cosmic scale
>>149369370Kasen would tank that btw
>>149369365โฆin loser hell unlike the other losers
>>149369379post Kasen destroying a planet or even a moon
>post
>post
>post
I'd rather lurk.
>>149369365โฆ the Mr /co/ contest which JOBe will never win.
>>149369390Imagine caring about something like that.
>>149369400Wile COPEyoteโฆ
>>149369245>>149369250The giant Space alien from Japan
>/co/
This is the only thread I use on this garbage board.
>>149369366Wasn't that mostly because there were two souls in the body? And it can still attack
>>149368997reimu doesn't appear in that picture
all i'm seeing is that kanako solos capeshit (basically everyone in it has been mind controlled at some point)
>>149369431Well he only has 1 Gengar. If Yugi is smart, that thing is going to get faced with a spell card quickly.
>>149369377>A scrapped idea due to hardware limitations was to make every star or light in the cosmos go straight towards AsuraWhat the FUCK? Iโm assuming the only way for Asura to block all that and keep the planet safe at the same time is to bring out mantra arms like with Berserk Asura or him going against the Gohma army armless. Blocking Chakravartinโs beam flying one direction towards him is one thing but to protect Gaea he would need to cover it with mantra or some shit if what youโve shown actually happened.
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Post your HERO not falling for mind control.
>>149369455>all i'm seeing is that kanako solos capeshit>implying that the 2hu bitch did something exceptionalLiterally every normal human can solo capeshit. If you stop buying capeshit, journalists will write articles about chuds not wanting to read woke capeshit.
>>149369350When has Ash's Gengar ever stolen anyone's soul?
When has any Gengar in the series ever been stated or shown to rip out someone's soul?
>>149369467He would probably just grow bigger and keep it in his fist
Superman just violated me...
>>149369509A Russian on opposite day...
>>149369509The Russians he made up in his mindbroken delusions as Koslov ordered his men to rip Supergay's anus with metal rods again....
>>149369532>>149369528I know a supermanfag that actually comitted suicide because of that comic so stop joking.
>>149369509This anon comes from the same world where Goku said he kisses Chi-Chi all the time.
>>149369509IN MOTHER RUSSIA, YOU VIOLATE SUPERMAN!
This is Kasen's actual best feat BTW which is considered "crazy kinda strength" by Touhou standards
>>149369502Good point, I guess they could just have him grow bigger. Though heโd have to be careful and not let his fist get moved.
>>149369552General Koslov is no joke.
>>149369569Large planet level strength right there btw
Also you can't even hurt her because Onรญs are invulnerable unless you cut them with onigirimaru
>>149369569FUUUUUUUUUCK SHE COULD MAYBE HIGH-DIFF THE RANDOM TENTACLE MONSTERS STRANGE KEEPS IN HIS SANCTUM
>laughing at an innocent man's death
You disgust me.
Don't know if I'd call Indians "innocent" but okay
Goku and Reimu... T-the spics on reddit s-said.... I-Ithought you were stronger.....
>>149369521>>149369553...'s footstool Kratos
WAKUWAKU! THIS KOSLAV GUY RAPED SUPERMAN, HUH? HE SOUNDS PRETTY STRONG!
>>149369611Invincible's acidwrought dying delusions...
>>149369569>Featkek still coping CHADsen scales to low multi with statements, lore, and chain scaling and she will gape Cucknic's "feats"
>SPIDERMAN YOU BASTARD, I'M HERE FOR MY SALTY RUNBACK AFTER YOU DEFEATED ME MID-DIFF! STOP CRYING ABOUT MJ KEKING YOU AND GET OUT HERE!!
>>149369603Strange? The guy who has jobbed to regular bullets?
Ash, prepare to be smothered by my giant hairy balls
>>149369491In the tower of terror episode back in OS, going by scaling and lore things get ridiculous for both
>>149369644*Paul walks in*
>This guy bothering you, cucky Pete?
I had a dream about DB announcing Sakuya Vs DIO after Deku vs Miles, and in the preview they showed Heaven Ascended DIO making everyone assume DIO was going to lose hard
>CHADsen scales to low mu-*AAACKCCCKKKKKK*
>>149369603yeah, because if strange fought her he would get pasted in a single hit
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>Sonigger is a porn addict
>>149369633>Scaling and statementsHoly FUARK i didnโt know Kasen was a KINGtos scholar!
>>149369660Mark, I know the blue himbo who had bed breaking animalstic sex with the mother of your child is insulting your own daughter in front of you...but you MUST be the better man...What she did while you were is her own business, this is not your fight...
>SHITdow
>who can't even survive a fall from orbit without OUTSIDE HELP
>raping ANYONE
FUNNY!
>>149369677>Shitdow... so you've finally shown yourself... stop HIDING by FUCKING that jobber and face me!
>>149369704That child? Atreus "Loki" Kratosson.
>>149369696LORDtos is so wise...
>everyone agrees Kasen No diffs Sonic
>And that's without Including her Gacha forms
>One of which is a multiversal buster who can control her evil side and reformed the Oni slaying sword to slice through multiverses at will
OH NO
HE'S GONNA GO
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>SHITdow watched as the person he cared most about was killed and didn't help because... There was some glass in the way
KEKAROOOO
>homosexual ideation
>cuck KINOS
>porn CHADdiction
YupyupYUP, THIS is Death Battle.
>the SHITnicfag is losing to a Touhoufag
Funny.
>>149369720He looks a lot younger here.
Must have been his pup years, when he only had Kratosโ kingly genes but not yet Kratosโ training
>>149369734Outerversal glass.
Stop insulting Shadow. First and final warning.
>>149369670Itโs funny cause itโs literally canon
>>149369670Paul is so strong and kind to protect lil Pete.
>Go to the Kratos/Asura video for the first time in a while
>Look at the comments, see if there are more calling out the episode's garbage logic
>Notice that any time someone questions the result, the same person comments, clearly butthurt, gargling Kratos' nuts and saying Death Battle "brought him down" to universal just to give Asura a chance
>He's responded to comments like this for about a month, at least
Why are Kratosfags like this? He's not your dad, you don't need to defend him.
โStop insulting Shadow. First and final warning.โ
>>149369676I unironically dreamed that Sakuya vs DIO is next too 2 weeks ago except it was just regular DIO and Light vs Columbo came out as well.
>>149369777He's a better man, you wouldn't get it
>>149369777>KRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSLet go of your needless obsession. Be better.
>>149369652ironically strange is a character you can't pull "post X blowing up a planet" against
>n-no wait Kasen-sama please I beg you don't crush my soul after killing me I want to go to the afterlife at leas-AIEEEEEEEEE
G-Goku...
R-Reimu...
I... I just wanted to get us clear of civilians.. all I did was take the three of us into space. I didn't know t-that would kill you!! You have no passive resistances so the sun's radiation started searing and cooking throug your bullet-level skin... what's more... you started SUFFOCATING.. I didn't know you two needed OXYGEN... reddit and VSBW said you scale to at least multiversal... how is that possible if you fan breathe in the vaccum environments you would create? You started clawing at your throats... your eyes... ran red bloodshot as your faces turned purple... your expressions *vomits*... urrgh... AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! HOW COULD THEY HAVE GOTTEN IT SO WRONG?!?!?!? I just wanted to prevent any threats to the humans on earth... but you weren't to anyone at all......
Stop insulting Shadow. First and final warning.
>>149369734>Not Super ChadowDone.
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>>149369467Not quite, the projectiles would conveniently only seek Asura and become small enough for him to punch them and then he'd make a big mantra wave with a swipe
On VS Battle Wiki, Wolverine's Adamantium is Low Complex Multiversal, and Spider-Man was able to break his jaw. Spider-Man is now Low Complex Multiversal.
>>149369774>"AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE MINA NO! I DON'T HAVE ACID RESISTANCE AND I NEED TO TEACH MARK HOW TO BE A BETTER MA-AAACCCCCKKKKKK!">*dies*
>>149369800Poor superman...
>>149369774Nice, an AMERICAN bath!
>>149369800>how is that possible if you fan breathe >fan breatheYep, definitely an Invincibro.
>>149369654How many cards does Yugi even get to use? And how many Pokรฉmon for Ash?
Do we even know that?
>>149369774PLEASE NO MINA MY HERO HAS NO ACID OR YO-YO RESISTANCE!
>>149369817In the cast they just said Yugi had every card for the sake of argument, but realistically he'd get a standard size deck (40-60 cards)
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UHHHHH THORBROS? I THOUGHT THOR DOESN'T NEED TO BREATH? WAS OUR HERO... A MEMBER OF THE OXYGEN CLUB ALL ALONG?
*incomprehensible retard monkey babble*
>>149369828Though actually when I remember. That rule was imposed with 5D's, if you're using original Yugioh rules he may as well have every card his grandpa can give him
>>149369800from your spelling it looks like the lack of oxygen is getting to you too
>>149369840Yes, this is the Death Battle thread.
Superman also holds his breath in space BTW
>>149369840I didn't know you spoke the language of Invinciblebros.
>>149369836Well well looks like another Viltrumite victim shows himself.
>>149369869Viltrumites hold their breath in space...
>>149369800Thor... get back down to earth quickly I can tell your brain is dying as we speak
>>149369881Post a viltrumite running out of air in space.
>>149369869Thor has acid resistance, unlike JOBtrumites.
>>149369887That very page?
>>149369828Mmm
>6 Pokรฉmon per team is the official number >4 moves per Pokรฉmon >Meaning 24 moves>Add from 3 to 6.more is Pokรฉmon gimmicks get usedMmmm...
It's an actual shitshow now that I think about it, it would be a stomp in Yugi's favor if only lore is used but close with everything else.
Post your character not dying to radiation
>>149369812>NU-tos the RETARD forgetting he has already dealt with acid using enemies and survived hits from them
>>149369887Mark literally went to that planet because he was running out of air, viltrumites had been stated to only hold back their breathing two weeks at max
>>149369901>Invincible vs Goku, Superman, Thor colorized
>Invincible or Omni Man vs Kratos
>start of the fight is them doing this to Atreus
How hype would you be?
>>149369928Whoops, I meant to post this image
>>149369916I'm pretty sure the game calls them poison, not acid. It also works on him.
>>149369913Ash has the pro of being unrestricted by game rules, he could technically have way more than 6 pokemon with him if he wanted to. That said, Yugi isn't as restricted as we probably think
>>149369841
>>149369841Yugi was from a pre-Delinquent Duo world meaning his deck size had no limits which also means his shitty incompatible deck was even shittier
>>149369934Atreus is stronger than Thragg's mutts tho
>>149369916>kratos has been harmed by something, that means he's immune to it!!!vsbw is that way.
>>149369793Tell that to the guy on YouTube.
Invinciblefags are just mad that Mina isn't a whore like Atom Eve and that MHA solos their verse due to haxs.
>>149369957It's literally an established rule in the anime that you can't have more than 6 Pokemon. I forget the episode but it's established really early on
Also, if Ash isn't bringing more than 6 mons against villains trying to literally kill him he's not going to do the same for Death Battle
>places you in a causality loop
>undoes any action taken against him
>erases you from the timeline
Any questions, Hulkbros?
>>149369982>scrolls comments by new>EVERY single comment disagreeing with the results has the brown pfp faggot on their ass like a tumorWhat causes this mental illness?
>>149370004... So i can properly kneel to my superior.
>>149369991>broke out of a causality loop that also broke an unrelated multiversal causality loop
>>149370019That's the exact guy I was talking about. He's responded to over a dozen comments just to suck Kratos' dick.
>>149369957So a real shitshow until Yugi starts to summon his gods that take time iirc and by rules in the series are quite limited? Fuck, sounds like a mess.
Now I get why punching harder is the most popular power system
>>149370019>as an asura stan, [INCOHERENT KRATOSFAG BABBLE]Hey, this reminds me of someone from here!
>>149370047Does it? I don't think there's a single unironic Kratos supporter here.
>>149369990It was in OS, the moment his dex registered a seventh Pokรฉball it got transported to Oak
>>149370059Thereโs like one or two but they donโt care about Norsetos only Greektos I think.
>Lord Freeza, it seems their hero cannot survive in the vacuum of space...
>Well, this will be easy. Show me this outerversal jobber so I can clear my schedule before lunch.
>>149370073It's the reason Kratos discussions are always thread ruining, it's always people fighting ghosts. Posting Asura gifs of him blowing up stars is screaming into a void, there's nobody actually disagreeing with it. Even Jiren in old TOP-era /dbs/ actually began to pick up unironic fans.
>>149368023>Reimu to Atreus after she just accidentally fodderized his non-biological adoptive father KEKtos
>>149370047Kratos is strong and his temple feat in GoW 2018 was impressive but in no way compares to Asura throwing Wyzen outside the planet nor killing the faggot in his true size with just his fists at his literal weakest
>>149370089Lmao even Death Battle itself seems to disagree with their verdict given how they presented it and that screenshot of an official mod saying Kratos only wins with unreasonable and nonsensical scaling. I think even Speedy said in the past the fight was a stupid idea and wouldn't work.
>>149370085>FreeziePopYUM YUM
>>149369257>Yes! Shuffle well Pharaoh!
>>149367927 (OP)I think Athena vs Bison is a cool fight.
>PHEW, thank GOD Death Battle DUCKED the actually strong versions of Megatron for me!
>>149368143greeks were faggits so no wonder
>>149369777I actually thought the animation for Kratos vs. Asura was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.
Even if you disagree about Asura losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Kratos to take little damage. It also put Kratos in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Asura, and let Kratos show how far he had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as him. He wasn't just fighting Asura, he was TEACHING Asura. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Kratos would take the lessons he learned and help someone who was just like him.
If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Kratos reunite with his daughter, but it feels weird to have him just stand there and take that punch.
I haven't played Asura's game though (but after watching this fight I think I might watch a playthrough!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big GoW fan I thought they did Kratos justice and from what I saw they treated Asura with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?
>>149370116Can you post that? Thatโs actually so fucking pathetic though it makes sense considering Benโs damage control tweet and the alt ending.
>>149369934KEKtreus is weaker than Thraggโs semen though so this wouldnโt even happen, heโd just die from being breathed on by Mark.
>>149367927 (OP)who is the one on the right
>>149370116found it. It's funny how everything he said here ended up being true
>>149370121>NEG'DatronOH HO HO HO, so the sordid pile of scrap has returned to get thrown in the rubbish bin once more!
>>149370149no lies detected.
>>149370059There were unironic Kratosfags during Kratosuraโs waiting period but they all got driven out after being outed as delusional frauds.
>PHEW, thank GOD Death Battlw WANKED me up to multiplanetary so I didnโt get vaporized by a single finger flick from base Frieza!
>>149370153>Kratos is universalCan speedy post Kratos destroying a universe?
>>149370089>Posting Asura gifs of him blowing up stars is screaming into a voidThatโs true but itโs normally in response to the bait and shitposting. If thereโs normally no KINGtos spam or Asura doesnโt get mentioned, that sort of stuff never shows up.
>>149370127Infinitely inferior SF fight to Raoh vs Akuma.
>>149370192I mean sure, that can be neat too.
Mexico!! Latin America!!!! PLEASE STOP!!!! I can't FUCKING take this anymore!!!!! I SURRENDER!! ยกยกME RINDO!! Stop pitting me up against the STRONGEST BVLLs in fiction! I am ROCK and ELEPHANT LEVEL at best!!
SUPERMAN?!?! THOR?!?! EVEN JOBmu?!?! Invincible I might get, but I can't even fucking breathe in space!! You want me to go up against FUCKING Toonforce, cosmic and MEME characters now?!?! I JOB to LASERS if I do not CONSCIOUSLY control my Ki and here you think I can take a fucking METAFICTIONAL SATIREpunch from SAITAMA?!!? YOU WANT ME TO FIGHT GOD DAMN DEMIGODS TOO?!?! *looks at Featherine* I-I-*breaks down crying* I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT!!! I'M A FRAUD, OKAY?!?! You beautiful fools... you beautiful BROWN fools.... YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE SHEAR SIZE OF THE BED OF LIES I AM LYING ON!!!
I'LL NEVER BE THE HERO YOU THINK I AM!! I HAVE TO TELL THEM!! TELL THEM GOKU, TEEEEELLLLL THEM YOU'RE FRAUD,
*looks in the mirror* YOU PIECE OF SHIT, YOU HAVE NO SUN DISK OR META-FICTIONAL SCALING, YOU'RE NOT ELEPHANT-SAMA, YOU'RE JUST A PIECE OF SHIT YOU WOULD JOB TO SONIC ON A BAD DAY! *hyperventilating* You can't do this anymore! Your SOOOOONGS A-PLAYING GOKU!!! *pretends to play a flute* LOODOOLOODOOLOOOOOO!
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>>149370145The mod thing? It's less clear than I remembered actually, I would imagine it's just his personal opinion, still funny though.
>>149370004MAWS supergirl?
Seripa vs Fasha/seripa would work too, but i dont want just bardock vs omniman 2.
>>149370189Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhโฆโฆโฆ..
>>149370127athena is a goddess, the bison is just some animal, sure it's big but the olympians have feats way above that. i don't see the connections
>>149370205I remember when Goku said these exact words.
>>149370189I donโt think he actually even believes that since he just says โsure whateverโ offhandedly for the sake of the argument.
>>149369990To be fair the Red vs Tai was a one on one duel since Tai only has one monster unless they changed that to make the fight "equal" so I guess they can give Ash the same amount of Pokรฉmon to match the standard deck
>>149369800>>149369915In Touhou 11 Reimu ends up fighting against Utsuho in the core of a nuclear reactor, not only is she unfazed by the extreme temperatures but she is also completely fine in the face of all the radiation coming from Utsuho and the reactor itself
>THROUGH THICKEST FLESH
>OR ARMOR TIGHT
>NO RESISTANCE FEAT ESCAPES MY SIGHT
>LET THOSE WHO WANK THEIR HEROES MIGHT
>BEWARE MY QUIRK, ACIDIC FRIGHT!
>>149370280>>149369800Reimu is Arle's victim
>>149370283now post her best speed feat
>>149370273That's silly. Red couldn't win against Tai even if you gave him every Pokemon he's shown to have. Ash cannot have more than 6 Pokemon, period, and does not when he's in life or death scenarios. A character doesn't get to just ignore their own limitations or shown behavior to just make things equal.
>>149370304... SO I CAN KNEEL TO HIM.
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>>149370304You do NOT want this fight.
>>149370293Dodging a beam of light at point blank range good?
>>149370304Based Aurelion CHAD
>>149370321HOLY FUAAAAAAARK
>>149370283Not post her best speed feet
>>149369915Kenshiro's bro canonically absorbed more than 50 billion times the required radiation to kill a human and trucked on for at least a year.
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>>149370321Better reactions than SHITvincible characters.
>>149370320>meanwhile, in canon reality:*Beerus yawns*
"Hmm, it seems I might need to move my goal post up a little farther than usual..."
*effortlessly one shots Frieza's Toyoloco fanfiction form*
>>149370309Yeah but they didn't give Red his full team so there's an argument there just like how they didn't give every materia to Cloud and Tifa
>>149370341She doesnt have the speed scaling to keep me from blitzing my face into those cheeks
Post your HERO destroying a planet.
>>149370321Invincibros??? I-I'm scared... we... we have FTL reaction speeds RIGHT???
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Is there any dynamic duo who is around planet level (the show says they could destroy the world at least) to fight /our bitches/ ?
>YOUNG MINA! I WILL CATCH YOU! FUARK STOP SURFING AWAY ON YOUR ACID AND LAUGHING AT ME! I WILL CATCH YOU WITH MY BOUNDLESS SPEED! FUUUUUCKKKKK!
>>149370321prove this isn't an aim dodge
>>149370392Dante and Vergil
Ryuko and Satsuki
Uhhh...
Mina's vivisected carcass.
The flesh-eating maggots I keep in my basement.
You do the math.
>>149370399https://streamable.com/24ovr
>>149370304based mountainCHAD
>>149370413Why is Mark like this?
>>149370417>animeonly the manga & movies are canon
>>149370392Naruto and Sasuke.
>>149370408Ryuko and Satsuki I guess would be a good match up. Death Battle buys into multiversal Dante since they had him beat Bayo.
>>149370417>not only dodges it after it's fired but does so multiple times without ever getting hit onceOh no no no Markbros
You know what Clark, you're right. You got me. 3-0. And they were damn good fights too, I'll give you that
But do you think I really care?
Clark, I think you've misunderstood something. I'm the man who breaks limits. Iโm always getting stronger, while YOU donโt change at all even after literal decades.. Even with nearly a century of comic books youโre still doing fighting the exact same things. Deep down you know, you will never grow as a man.
You will always be the same boring boy scout in blue spandex. When someone needs to prove theyโre the next big evil in DC so the Justice League can save the day youโre the one who gets your ass beat, isnโt it? You threw a few punches, got eviscerated and died to Doomsday, I transcended and defeated Jiren to save my universe.
You get your ass kicked by nukes at full power constantly. I surpassed nukes halfway through Dragon Ball.
You get humiliated by green rocks. I have no suck weaknesses.
Your son got turned into a homosexual just to make DC look less out of touch. My son started his own family to carry on the Son name.
GvS3? I pitied you Clark. That was the only reason I didn't get Jump Force scaling and obliterate you. But you, in all your pride and ignorance, had to go and lie to millions of people about how this match will be fresh and original compared to your nearly 100 year stale storylines, and THAT'S what pisses me off the most.
You're pathetic Clark. You've lecture well intentioned heroes about how killing Darkseid is wrong, you've never defeated anyone of any importance without them coming back a few years later. Nope, you can't do anything, even your Thought Robot powerup was proven useless the very same fight it was introduced. And while you were getting molested by General Koslov? I laughed.
Heh, well if I ever need a superhero who has to take a prat fall to hype up some Z List supervillain that no one will remember in a few years, I know just the man for the JOB.
>>149370454>Proceeds to 4-0.
>>149370417Fuck I was going to say ">fight Mina lost" but I forgot she unironically won this
Post Goku having his series alive.
>>149370454>You know what Clark, you're right. You got me-ACK4-0
>>149370392Star level duo, maybe, also an angel and a fallen angel
>>149370440Are the angels still massive whores? If so Naruto can do the gay harem jutsu and defeat them that way
I'm PROUD that Mina fucks my husband behind my back! What he does is none of my business!
the only real winners are the ones to have sex
post Mina having canonical sex or being implied to have had canonical sex
>>149370454Supersissies I donโt feel so goodโฆโฆโฆ.
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>>149370486The real winners are the ones who get to have sex with Mina
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>>149370454I was waiting for somebody to make a Superman version of this pasta, feel like the wording is kind of clunky though
>>149370486>wanted sex with minorsKILL THIS GUY
>MHAfags getting uppity again
>>149370392Nono and Lalโc.
>>149370500>Proceeds to go 3-0GoKEK is such a FUNNY LAUGHING STOCK!
>>149370496So she scales PAST Ochako who is able to tag Toga who is easily hypersonic at LEAST?!?!
>>149370513Post Asta having acid resistance?
>>149370510>Kratos and Asuraboth have proof of having sex and Kratos has multiple playable sex mini-games
>>149370513>Black BullYUUUUMMY-
>not actually blackInterest lost.
>>149370321FUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK!
>>149370530>P-pos-*Infinite Slash Equinox'd*
>>149370517Nono alone would blast everyone in PSG away. That's not fair.
>>149370535Superman FINALLY defeated General Koslovโฆ
>>149370513>Black BullTASTYROO!
>Not actually blackEVEN BETTER!
>>149370541What if Mina closes the distance with her FTL+ speed?
>>149370546...but he didn't.
>>149370382https://youtu.be/D7zNJivj8UE?si=_XjJs6PQ9rFDZUJn
>>149370542Nono doesnโt have a lot of characters she can fight so I think her getting any decent matchups would make up for the power gap.
>>149370562>SLOWftl+Asta dodges light in his sleep in base
>GODDAMMIT MINA SLOW DOWN! I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH YOUR SPEED! PLEASE JUST SLOW DOWN AND LET ME HIT YOU!
>>149370483That would unironically work on Panty but probably not Stocking. Who is also a whore, just not as bad as Panty.
In a way the Minaposting has looped these threads back around to being actually about Miles vs Deku.
>>149368774https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1c8vvWU8QM
Why don't powerscaling verses have planetary feats as clear cut as this? fucking look at it
IT ISN'T HARD.
>>149370584FUARK, 40k hasโฆโฆ A WORSE VERSION OF THE DEATH STAR!!!!
>>149370584Because most verses are mountain level at best according to antifeats and their most consistent feats. This INCLUDES
>Marvel>DC>Dragon BallAnd other verses.
>>149370584Because they are autists who weren't taught about figures of speech in their short bus classes
IS deku whipping that darkie or nah
>Mina actually has better feats than any Invincible character
>>149370581Goes to show how boring of a matchup it is that we need to post about a random side character and other verses entirely.
IS miles whipping that whitie or nah
>>149370577>OMNI-MAN! YOU'RE HERE TOO? I'VE BEEN RUNNING AT TOP SPEED FOR SEVERAL HOURS TRYING TO HIT THAT LITTLE GOBLI- *AAACCCKKKK* PHEWWW WE JUST BARELY DODGED ANOTHER WAVE OF ACID? WHUHHH? SHE'S GIGGLING? SHE COULD HAVE VAPORIZED US IN SECONDS BUT DELIBERATELY MISSED? HOW DARE SHE TOY WITH THE GOD OF WAR AND ONE OF VILTRUM'S STRONGEST? THAT DOES IT TIME TO GO FASTER THAN I EVER HAVE BEFORE! SHE MAY BE FASTER THAN THE MYTHICAL HERMES BUT I WAS ABLE T-AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE NOT MY EYES
>>149370584Damn they might last an attosecond against the Forerunners with this Planet Killer.
>>149370597Sailor Moon does have consistent planetary feats. Unlike goku, kratos, and superman
>>149370208*anissa vs seripa/fasha
IS THAT FTL+ ACID??? AAAAAIIIIEEEEEEE BUT MUH SUNDISK!!! MUH MFTL+ FASTER THAN A SPACESHIP FLIGHT!!!!
>>149370563Clark just really liked that soviet cock, lets not kid ourselves
>>149370644General Koslovโฆ
>>149370624Kek I remember when Kratos said this
>>149370596>>149370602i'm not claiming it's impressive, I'm pointing out that this is the metric for "post x destroying a planet" and there it is.
Yet these "feats" don't happen because the authors shove in these weird hax, flowery language and figures of speech into their story for powerscalers, a story that takes place ON said planet to vaguely push a character to planetary or greater when the scope of the story is about bumming from town to town.
Post Koslov having acid resistance.
>>149370624He said this, I was nearby at the time...
>>149370664YOU CAN MELT ME ALL YOU LIKE MINA
YOU CAN'T UNRAPE THE SUPERMAN
>>149370563Wow I actually like this page and the theme it's exploring. What the hell happened for this writer to do both this and the rape what I assume is only a few pages prior?
Post Mina having rape resistance
Whatever this pink girl cannot be that str-
>Can ignore conventional durability with Acid (Her maximum acid is able to melt through Gigantomachia's body)
>Multi-Continent level (Tanked attacks from Dabi's Blueflame and Geten's Ice Ply as if they were nothing. Took a punch from Endeavor while seriously tired by a drug. Able to smash through mountains and cities completely undamaged)
UHHHH INVINCIBLE BROS...?!
>>149370642retconned and not canon
>>149370153>Kratos is universalRetard Speedy.
>>149370685well is your dick acid resistant?
>>149370686Post any of those characters destroying a continent.
>>149370686>multi-contintentalIf Invincible in only 1/3rd the power of a destabilized planet... could Mina just manhandle him?
>Would get ENSLAVED by Kryptonians
>Would get GENOCIDED by Saiyans
>Would get GAPED by MHA earth
The humiliation doesn't stop. What's next for us, Invinciblebros...?
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>>149370624PUT UP YOUR HANDS TO COVER YOUR EYES, KRATOS! YOU GET A MASSIVE SPEED BOOST FROM THAT!
>>149370706>destabilized planet...'s core.
And yes
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>>149370679>this is the last pagelol
I think if you just removed the line implying Superman got ass-raped it would be a decent story
>>149370685In a list of the least rapable characters, she has got to be pretty high up there. She is a terrifying acid machine that makes a Xenomorph seem benign. Thank GOD she is not a villain...
How does acid dissolve things?
>Acids dissolve substances by breaking down their chemical bonds. This happens when the acid, typically in a solution, donates hydrogen ions (H+) which then interact with the substance, disrupting its molecular structure and causing it to dissolve. The specific mechanism varies depending on the substance and the acid involved.
What is acid resistance?
>Acid resistance refers to the ability of certain organisms, materials, or structures to withstand the damaging effects of acids. This can involve mechanisms that neutralize acids, create protective barriers, or repair damage caused by acidic environments. For example, in the human body, the stomach lining produces a mucus layer to protect itself from stomach acid, while some bacteria have evolved specific systems to pump out excess protons or neutralize acids internally. Acid-resistant capsules utilize pH-sensitive polymers that dissolve in the less acidic environment of the small intestine, protecting the contents from the stomach's acidity.
How does this mucus prevent dissolving?
>Protective Barrier: Stomach mucus forms a protective layer against the harsh acidity of the stomach (hydrogen ions). It helps to neutralize stomach acid by creating a pH gradient, with the pH being significantly higher at the mucus-epithelium interface compared to the stomach lumen.
>Retardation of Hydrogen Ion Diffusion: Gastric mucus is able to slow down the movement of hydrogen ions. This means hydrogen ions are not readily donated from the mucus itself.
>Hydrogen Bonding within Mucus: The mucus layer's structure is stabilized by various interactions, including hydrogen bonds, which contribute to its viscoelasticity and ability to act as a barrier, according to the National Institutes of Health (NIH). However, this is about the mucus itself being held together, not the mucus donating hydrogen ions to other substances.`
>>149370711Getting MINDFUCKED by the CHADi
>>149370686T-That's better than my feats...
>>149370723>least rapableShe's so hot though
>>149370728>Kratos asking Google AI how he could possibly defeat Mina
>His HEROES molecules accept in hydrogen ions like a cheap whore
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>>149370706to be clear these are her actual stats on the page, the second line is Gigantomachia's stats (still given multi continental durability with shields lol)
>>149370737>Wait Mind Wh-AAAAAIIIII
>His HEROES have no acid resistance feats
>>149370706Clarifying that the second part is Gigantomachia's durability, which sounds Viltrumite tier to me. Mina just bypasses right through his defense with the acid.
>His HEROES molecules aren't boundless
>>149370723>least rapableI enter her mind and make her submissive and breedable
>>149370563>killing rapists is hecking okay if they act like cunts>but i will throw a tantrum if you kill the multiverse omniciderLol
>>14937077112 Plankton Chumbucket Hat victims.
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>>149370771>defeats every bald character in fiction
>>149370784yeah Don Patch is quite powerful and one of the strongest main characters in fiction
>>149370706>Mina solos all of Invincible Imagine if she got One for All.
>>149370779Batgos would never. He would tell the rapist to just continue raping after a quick timeout, especially if said rapist wore clown makeup.
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>>149370784>Puts this bitch in the dip
>>149370787No lies detected. Negative lies detected, even.
>>149370771โฆ and KEKtos.
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>F-Finally... we managed to beat Mina...... it took nearly all our forces to finally clog up her acid shield with corpses, but we did it...... there's only 4 of us left....... now, who's our next challenge- NO PLEASE ANYTHING BUT HER
>>149370784GODGODGODGOD is HERE!? EVERYONE, we better run OUT OF HERE, or we are FINISHED!
>>149370802>Master Chief victim
>>149367927 (OP)these threads are fucking unusuable sometimes with the /dbs/ tier of spam
anyway when's Miles vs Deku? I don't particularly care about either fighter so I'm interested to watch this unfold.
>Character can do anything they want!
>This is shown as them doing things that are literally impossible
>VS debaters will cry NLF because the author did not describe them doing literally everything possible and impossible
>>149370813Jobs to bullets
>>149370802>no DIP resistance
>>149370812Don Patch canonically cannot take damage
>Mina can unironically solo my verse and has better feats than my verse
It's over...
>>149370802Gremmy victim.
>>149370825>Flesh is displaced>Flesh can be rendered >do that all over his body>he's gonekeky
>>149368042pretty fucked up of the writers
like when peter "gets killed" by Sandman
>>149370828Don't feel bad, Mark, 90% of verses have better feats than yours. It's not just Mina.
>>149370825>Dip ignores toon resistances and erases them completely >Dip is powerful enough to kill every Disney and WB toonThat orange bitch will make a fine addition to the pile.
>>149370825>Superman, Goku, Kratos, Thor, Simon, and Ubel lay defeated at Don Patch's feet.>Coughing up blood, Superman begins to speak his last words.>"FUARK... we used EVERYTHING WE HAD... I even OFFERED UP MY BUSSY to KOSLAV for NORMAL GUNS... even KINGtos over there asked his wife's boyfriend for help (even if he said no)... despite all that... why couldn't we beat you?">BECAUSE I'M A DUMMY!
>>149370850>Anime is the same as toonsNot the sharpest tool in the shed, are ya?
>>149370838That was a zombie story. Peter had fought that version of Sandman before and was caught off guard. It was also a college aged Spider-Man.
>>149368042How do you """"""""""""let""""""""""" yourself get beaten to death by normies if you're actually strong? Like shouldn't your muscles and body be naturally too tough for them to damage? Even if you fully relaxed your body shouldn't their skin just be naturally tough?
>>149370802>verse caps at supersonic, jobbing to a birdKWAB!
>>149370664Superman who has acid resistance would jump in front of the acid to save his daddy Koslov
Which DB had you like this?
My HERO lets himself get anally raped by crowds of angry mobs ALL THE TIME
>>149370856This happened. I was KINGtos' wife's boyfriend.
>>149370863Yeah they are. They are 2d animated characters. DIP kills all of them unless they have a specific resistance to Dip which i doubt any do. Bobobo bitches all get wasted by Dip.
>>149370879>Bobobobo dodges the dipWhat now?
>>149370876That's me when I listen to any DB's calcs section
>>149370856โฆ coped Don Patch before getting obliterated by Boota.
>>149370876Gio vs Joker
YES I know we had a big discussion about it a few days ago
YES I'm still fucking salty
>>149370877shut the fuck up retard
>>149370877Spider-Manbro...
>>149370891>DodgeBugs and Mickey couldnt dodge it. Dip ignores toon shit so they get hit by it and melt into nothing. Bobobo loses again.
>>149370876Kratos VS Asura
>>149370879>DIP kills all 2d animated charactersBobobo... Let me handle this one.
>>149370879Bobobo just becomes real so Dip doesn't effect him.
Making shitpost AI art, pitch me ideas and I might do it
>>149370879>Dip was made to work on TOONSAnime is its own, distinct thing from a different part of the world.
>>149370685Such a picture exists but I'm too lazy to look for it
>>149370913post the Dip being fired at Bugs and Mickey
>>149370929A mountain crushing Goku Superman and Thor
>>149370850>>149370879>>149370916>live action Kenshiro, live action Goku, live action Aang, live action JL and Avengers all trounce DoomOUR
FUCKING
HEROOOOOOOES
>>149370929Spiderman losing to a mob of normies
>>149370929Mark Grayson from Invincible kneeling to Mina Ashido from My Hero Academia
>>149370962I watched this movie before Easter, it was actually surprisingly not bad, not bad at all
>>149370919Would still kill him because hes still a toon. Doom did the same thing and Dip still hurt him. Bobobo and all 2d characters job to Dip unless they have a specific resistance to it which is unlikely. Dip keep in mind is powerful enough to kill Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse.
>>149370989Doom was a toon wearing a human flesh suit, that's not the same thing.
>>149370808It's next Sunday
>>149371019How? Thats just what Bobobo would be doing. Hed still be a toon who would be hurt by Dip. If turning real is all it took the movie wouldnt even be a problem as most toons can do that. Especially Looney Tunes toons. Dip kills all 2d aniamted characters unless they have a stated resistance. Bobobo doesnt so he and his entire show jobs to it.
>>149371063Bobobo can change his medium in his own manga
>>149370962Dip would still work on him because he's originally a toon that jumps to the real world. Wearing human skin doesnt help you against dip.
>>149371063He wouldn't be wearing a skin suit, he'd just become real flesh and blood and no longer a toon. Show a Loony Tune just becoming real flesh and blood on their own.
>>149371082Plenty of real Bugs Bunnies. He still dies to Dip though because hes still a toon.
>>149371076 this doesnt help him resist Dip.
>>149371082>Bobobo is tricked into becomes completely real with no toon powers>Doom shoots Bobo to death with a gunWomp womp.
>>149371118>with no toon powersThat's not what his abilities are, they don't come from being a manga character.
>>149371118Classic, its like tricking god into making a rock thats to heavy for him to carry.
>>149371139he calls god-god-man
Then he'd still be a toon and die from the Dip. Hed have to be like a completely real person and even then toons and do that and still die via the Dip. If Bobobo has no stated resistance to it it kills him.
>>149370917Just a light snack for Barbatos!
>>149370917Madoka's footrest
>>149370127Kill yourself listtroon.
>>149371161what if Bobobo pulls out Yugi?
>>149369257It boils down to Horakthy vs Z-Power Solgaleo.
>>149369288Atem can use his Ba and Penalty Games to make the monsters real. Atem also used his magic to make a force field to stop a massive flamethrower, and he tanked an attack from Ra. The shitters in Ash's team aren't going to touch the Pharaoh.
last for Melmetal (both tiny and full forms) is cool