Guess the Cartoon from the Bad Descriptions
I decided this would be a fun game idea
>DA RULES
You need to come up with a poorly done description for any cartoon, and we’ll try to guess it
I’ll start with an easy one
>yellow cheese boy who works at burger store run by disney and fat pink guy who is very stupid torture their blue neighbor, do another type of fishing and save a recipe from a dwarf
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:26:42 PM
No.149369312
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there's two animals
they do random shit
usually have different jobs each episode
occassionally there's a bad guy who fucks with them
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:32:15 PM
No.149370650
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>>149380766
>>149370229
2 Stupid Dogs?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:33:32 PM
No.149370669
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:34:33 PM
No.149370676
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>>149370229
Every 90s cartoon
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:45:25 PM
No.149370774
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>>149370951
screaming crying tiny people who talk when no one’s around
they are confused by the world around them
occasionally the main tiny person’s evil cousin appears to fuck things up
the parents make food at 3am
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:48:26 PM
No.149370798
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>>149380801
>>149368835 (OP)
Alien cat goes to a teen slumber party on earth.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:54:20 PM
No.149370846
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One-eyed thicc girl
Best friend is Death's Japanese daughter
Other best friend is a snake mad scientist
Lives in a world like our world but populated by ghosts and ghouls.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:58:38 PM
No.149370890
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>>149377713
Mary Sues bully and torment down on their luck guys trying to survive doing their job
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:02:36 AM
No.149370949
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Group of men from different countries in a desert and industrial yard
Do crazy stuff
Don't walk properly but slide across the floor, fly or move their arms and legs about
Background music is from many different video games and YouTube videos.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:02:51 AM
No.149370950
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>>149374233
the government has a cannon
the cannon needs an animal to work
said animal runs to a city
the government’s leader chases after it
(oh did i mention puns, everywhere)
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:02:56 AM
No.149370951
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>>149370774
>Stu why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?
>because i've lost control of my life
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:06:22 AM
No.149371005
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Girl who is always or her phone a lot
Gets scolded a lot by adults
Keeps stealing energy drinks every now and then.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:08:03 AM
No.149371031
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>>149374129
city population tricks 3 mutant freaks into save them from other mutant freaks.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:10:33 AM
No.149371059
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>>149375874
A criminal and corrupt mafia-adjacent blackmailer join forces to stop kidnappings
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:12:52 AM
No.149371086
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>>149368835 (OP)
Your assignment is 9854 days late.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:13:30 AM
No.149371092
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Brown girl who's not like the other girls
Not A Zosky Simp Anymore
7/13/2025, 12:15:48 AM
No.149371119
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>>149371129
>>149368835 (OP)
two wacky animals with a ambiguous looking design
they do lol so random xD shit
and made autistic cartoon reviewers pissed off until it was cancelled for god
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:15:59 AM
No.149371123
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In season 1 a woman kills her DEI hire replacement.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:16:31 AM
No.149371129
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:16:43 AM
No.149371134
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>>149374406
weird kid is sent to school, bad idea cuz he is bullied by almost everyone
he loves video games and questions humanity
he only has 2 friends a dork and a gamer
he also loves this ugly bitch who despises him
mark mothersbaugh and his brother live in the vents and attempt to rip his brain out
oh, and hitler’s the teacher for some reason
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:28:56 AM
No.149371263
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>>149372684
rat breaks into house
cat attempts to kill and eat it
rat pulls out traps
cat gets caught in them and screams in absolute pain
oh and a dog sometimes appears that constantly beats the shit out of them
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:27:43 AM
No.149372684
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:47:23 AM
No.149372898
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>>149373097
some stupid kid and his dad doesnt like his interests
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:48:46 AM
No.149372908
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Martian and Cop try to get criminal bounties every episode, but they always fail.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:05:18 AM
No.149373097
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>>149368835 (OP)
A neurotic priss, an ADHD autist, a socialphobic autist, a haughty prima Donna, a dykey autist, and a redneck special interest autist learn the power of being normal and save their European supremacist society from jealous thirdies
Also they have a simp beta orbiter, a creepy groomer demon, an African kwayne, etc who sometimes aid them in their sol crap or battles against seething foreigners
Aliens build interdimensional race tracks to test humanity's driving skills
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:25:14 AM
No.149373874
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>>149374912
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:26:23 AM
No.149373885
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>>149373335
The forbidden one?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:43:09 AM
No.149374044
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>>149375962
>>149368835 (OP)
Autistic French boy hides himself in abandoned factory where he and his friends play weird game about escorting pink elf girl into tower. It takes her full week to take like 5 steps and press her hand on a console.
For some reason everyone has hydrocephalus, maybe its a French thing idk
>>149368835 (OP)
angry chilhuahua and dumb retarded cat
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:51:05 AM
No.149374129
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>>149371031
Powerpuff girls, easy
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:52:52 AM
No.149374151
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:58:16 AM
No.149374233
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>>149370950
Sheep in the Big City?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:11:25 AM
No.149374406
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>>149371134
Whatever Happened to… Robot Jones?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:47:25 AM
No.149374912
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>>149373874
Nope. Hint: 2003
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:59:43 AM
No.149375772
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:11:50 AM
No.149375874
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DeathMetal6S6S6
7/13/2025, 7:20:26 AM
No.149375962
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>>149374044
Our Small Horses
DeathMetal6S6S6
7/13/2025, 7:21:31 AM
No.149375970
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>>149373335
Our Small Horses
truteal
!!r6dgSKY2bVh
7/13/2025, 7:22:52 AM
No.149375985
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>>149375997
>>149377690
Brothers live together
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:24:02 AM
No.149375997
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>>149375985
Angry Beavers
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:24:42 AM
No.149376519
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Blueberries fetish collection
truteal
!!r6dgSKY2bVh
7/13/2025, 8:37:44 AM
No.149376617
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>>149378187
Boy has robot and platonic space hero girl
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:38:25 AM
No.149376624
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>>149368835 (OP)
A young kid dies at the end of the show, trying to see her mother.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:20:34 PM
No.149377690
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>>149378102
>>149375985
ed edd n eddy
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:24:33 PM
No.149377713
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>>149370890
Mr Meaty of course
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:44:35 PM
No.149378102
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>>149377690
they had 3 separate houses
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:52:14 PM
No.149378142
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>>149378187
the most disgusting rancid visuals ever put on television by the cancucks
a bunch of tiny mutant people
they live with some granny and fight evil
it’s ted turner’s fault this exists
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:56:36 PM
No.149378165
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A group of teenagers work delivery services while battling the forces of evil.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:59:26 PM
No.149378187
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>>149378216
>>149378142
Brothers Grunt.
>>149376617
Robot Boy
>>149373366
Critical Depth??? Wait, that's a game.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:04:09 PM
No.149378216
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>>149378187
#1 is actually Mega Babies
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:07:35 PM
No.149378236
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>>149378286
Retarded but bratty puppet
Dad is an iconic Video Game character
Red couch in every other scene
Ask his dad for stuff but just gets whipped for it
Other set of characters are Video Game enemies who are just as much a spoilt brats as the puppet
One of Video Game enemy characters is constantly having gay sex with a doll
Schoolteacher is Asian
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:14:09 PM
No.149378278
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>>149368835 (OP)
Friends and a baby learn magic with a green slug creature.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:15:10 PM
No.149378286
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:17:06 PM
No.149378295
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>>149378327
>Some old guy who has tumors tries to go on dates with his anorexic girlfriend
>But some fatass tries to woe her.
>So the old dude has to beat him off, with help from a green left from a metal cylinder.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:17:10 PM
No.149378296
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Few seconds long
Generated by typing something in
Every Under 25's watch or scroll it on they're life support device on repeat for 19 hours.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:18:32 PM
No.149378306
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>>149378327
Barely disguised toy commercials
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:20:59 PM
No.149378320
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>>149378446
This nigga, is always on duty.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:22:34 PM
No.149378327
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>>149378528
>>149378295
Immediately knew it was Popeye when I saw
>tumors
and
>anorexic girlfriend
>>149378306
Dino Riders.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:25:05 PM
No.149378344
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Black guy with big ass
Teenage superhero who gets his powers from having gay sex
Lots of men having sex in different scenarios like the Wild West, in the Navy and by the poolside
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:38:45 PM
No.149378423
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Stop motion superhero animation voiced by a bunch of Yinzers.
one of the characters canonically smells like shit. literally.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:39:31 PM
No.149378429
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Girl with a bodyguard and school rival and does rap.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:43:52 PM
No.149378446
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>>149380413
>>149378320
Hon hon hon, le Inspecteur Gadget
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:45:25 PM
No.149378454
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>>149380695
two brothers work together while having the most annoying opening theme ever
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:00:29 PM
No.149378528
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>>149378327
#3 is actually “Every 80s Cartoon”
>An ex black con and a goth work together as 70s detectives
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:47:43 PM
No.149378868
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>>149380476
kids are trapped in the school’s equivalent of prison
they all have wild personalities
there is a angry teacher who screams at them like a drill officer
said teacher’s assistant is the most annoying girl in the world
only reason people remember it is cuz they want to fuck the emo girl
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:54:36 PM
No.149379407
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>>149380702
a superhero comedy cartoon, but awesome
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:10:19 PM
No.149380150
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>>149380670
bunch of characters do wild goofy slapstick
sometimes a segment has a character out
they were also racist in the past before softening
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:33:22 PM
No.149380380
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>>149380607
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:34:23 PM
No.149380392
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>>149380425
A group of wannabe supervillians do evil deeds but fail at them
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:36:43 PM
No.149380413
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>>149378446
Impressive, Mad Cat, but for the encyclopedia Britannica set AND the mountain bikes, what non-cartoon show came on before Inspector Gadget?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:38:07 PM
No.149380425
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>>149380467
>>149380392
League of super evil!
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:41:59 PM
No.149380467
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>>149380425
Ding ding ding
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:43:20 PM
No.149380476
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>>149380500
>>149378868
This cartoon actually sounds interesting, what is it?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:45:42 PM
No.149380493
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awkward geek wagie who has a bitch sister
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:46:43 PM
No.149380500
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>>149380476
Detention (Kids WB)
Kind of a Recess ripoff, but still a decent show, the only reason people remember it is cuz they want to fuck Shareena
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:48:55 PM
No.149380520
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>>149378845
Is the con Mormon? Did he live a good Mormon life, die and was resurrected "white and delightsome" as the Book of Mormon said he would? I don't see how anyone could be ex black unless they're either Mormon, Michael Jackson or Candace Owens.
>>149368835 (OP)
Survivor but the host is a felon
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:52:12 PM
No.149380550
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>>149380533
The Apprentice is not a cartoon.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:56:44 PM
No.149380582
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>>149380618
You watch it for The Flea, and Mr. The Flea's Dad.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:00:24 PM
No.149380607
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>>149380380
Wow, I can't believe you got it.
3 obese men are superheroes who run around almost naked and have a biracial, homosexual polyamorous relationship.
the black one is scared of everything, the white one is a narcissistic child molester and the asian one has a racist accent.
they were trained as infants by a beard and now live with a 11 year old girl for some reason.
the villain hates fat people and hires a mad scientist to kill them with mutants before firing him.
they do a really weird high five to get their superpowers.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:01:39 PM
No.149380618
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>>149380582
¡Mucha Lucha!
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:03:30 PM
No.149380633
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>>149380610
Super Duper Sumos
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:03:45 PM
No.149380638
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>>149380610
I've never watched it so this is a stab in the dark: Super Duper Sumos.
The "villain" is right to hate fat people.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:03:52 PM
No.149380639
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:05:04 PM
No.149380655
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>>149380687
there are way too many kids in this singular house.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:06:43 PM
No.149380670
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:08:40 PM
No.149380687
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>>149380655
Loud House, easy
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:09:37 PM
No.149380695
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>>149378454
The Brothers Grunt
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:10:38 PM
No.149380702
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>>149379407
Fanboy and Chum Chum BUT AWESOME!
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:11:45 PM
No.149380709
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:13:53 PM
No.149380736
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>>149380793
Some bad kid brings 2 “friends” with him to get candy by making ripoffs.
They always get beat up, thrown around, stuck, almost raped and deformed in the most slapsticky ways possible.
They all almost have the same name.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:16:14 PM
No.149380766
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:18:23 PM
No.149380793
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>>149380736
Ed Edd & the another one
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:19:08 PM
No.149380801
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we hit 100 posts!
i plan on doing more of these like “Guess the Cartoon from The Bad Descriptions 2: Electric Boogaloo.”
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:27:36 PM
No.149380904
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>>149380840
We've had these before. Few ever guess mine. Either they're too obscure or my clues are too obtuse. Here's one:
Time traveling greaser and friends can't get home.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:27:37 PM
No.149380905
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>>149380840
Good thread, anon
screaming kid with a skin condition goes to earth.
some nerd kid thinks he’s an alien and attempts to kill him.
there is also a goth girl and a robot that a certain store loves for some reason
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:31:58 PM
No.149380962
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>>149380917
Is gaz a goth? Or do you mean the hideous new girl?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:33:33 PM
No.149380977
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>>149381341
>>149368835 (OP)
Crossdresser takes job seriously.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:52:57 PM
No.149381182
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>>149382275
>>149368835 (OP)
detective man along with a cartoon rabbit
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:07:03 PM
No.149381341
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:08:13 PM
No.149381361
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:40:37 PM
No.149381803
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Brown trans and lesbian witches daughter
Get into almost the same scenarios her moms got into when she was younger
Bad writing and character development.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:48:27 PM
No.149381905
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Cancelled movie that would take the piss out of a big company
The Princess sings while on the toilet and the stuff in the bathroom around her is alive
Villain turns into a fat monster to eat a Egyptian Gaston.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:55:24 PM
No.149382003
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Teenagers turn into sexual anthro superheroes
Villains are too disgusted and grossed out to fight the heroes.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:10:27 PM
No.149382209
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Beanmouth/cal-arts art style
College students who are related to The Gods
Caricatures of the producers behind it
Viking guy who is cross-eyed
Fight wolves and giant snakes
Earth has a vapour trail cloud seen from every corner of it.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:16:26 PM
No.149382275
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>>149381182
Who Framed Roger Rabbit