Thread 149388188 - /co/ [Archived: 319 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:10:11 AM No.149388188
MovieSonic
MovieSonic
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You know what? Screw you guys I actually like these movies
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:15:00 AM No.149388232
>>149388188 (OP)
ok
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:17:33 AM No.149388267
1 was genuinely bad with a few good moments.

2 was better, with far more good moments. I would almost call it a good movie if not for all the wedding bullshit and all the focus on the humans.

3 is absolute fucking kino.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:35:25 AM No.149388449
>>149388267
It's sad they had no confidence in the premise to start with

Hollywood has become so fucking retarded, out of touch, and buying their own hype since like the mid 90s or so, just a drastic fall off in almost everything. Yes,good movies exist since then but so much less than prior eras. Modern generation of directors are such delusional cynical idiots
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:37:07 AM No.149388462
>>149388188 (OP)
That's nice but CGI characters don't equal /co/
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:37:43 AM No.149388472
>>149388267
I disagree. It felt like 1 was the only good movie because it wasn't adapting any specific plot from the games, which the second and third movies suffer from doing, ESPECIALLY movie 3 which really suffers from having to keep the human characters outside of Carrey involved.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:39:27 AM No.149388487
>>149388472
3 only adapted the sonic vs shadow fights from sa2. Tails and Knuckles didn't need to be there they had their parts cut entirely. Could literally just start the movie from where Tom gets fridged and Sonic says "ill just use the emeralds i had the entire time but didn't use because we wanted to waste the audiences time first"
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:40:02 AM No.149388493
>>149388188 (OP)
thanks for telling me, is that what you wanted to read? like 4 chan is your little diary?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:40:51 AM No.149388504
archie sonic
archie sonic
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>>149388188 (OP)
(validation) you ordered
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:56:41 AM No.149388662
really makes Prigozhin think
really makes Prigozhin think
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>>149388188 (OP)
Why are you pretending the Sanic movies were hated?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:03:44 AM No.149388734
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>>149388267
2 was closer to what a Sonic movie should be, but I honestly think I liked 1 better overall. The first had better character writing while in 2 I think Knuckles is the only character handled decently. Tails feels largely shafted despite being in the literal logo. I feel like that wedding sequence was written for him specifically until some studio head stepped and told the guys in charge of the project that the movie needed more black people antics or whatever, so we ended up with two sisters fighting government agents with Tails' gadgets in a sequence that wasn't very funny and went on for way too long. Also Carrey just spent most of the movie doing bad improv compared to the first where it he seemed to be following an actual script.
I guess 3 is the best of the trilogy, but it's still only a 6/10.

These movies just kind of whatever. Sonic is very annoying in 2 and 3 to the point where he ends up being one of the worst characters. They did a better job at balancing the "annoying youth" angle in the first one.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:06:57 AM No.149388757
>>149388188 (OP)
Everyone loves these movies, they made like a billion dollars
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:08:34 AM No.149388766
Not /co/ desu
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:09:35 AM No.149388775
>>149388757
they each made only 300-400 thousand.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:11:42 AM No.149388801
>>149388188 (OP)
1 was okay
2 was mid. The Madea wedding, and too many black people in general ruined an otherwise fun flick.
3 has been the best. less humans, and more Sonic Kino.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:21:49 AM No.149388888
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>>149388188 (OP)
I never see anyone attacking these movies. If anything I see people act like they are way better than they could ever possibly be.
Personally I won't shit on them since I won't watch them and therefore can't really judge them. They look like a Smurf live action kind of thing but with Sonic.
Also how is this in any way /co/ related?
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:23:06 AM No.149388899
>>149388888
"They look like a Smurf live action kind of thing but with Sonic"
How DARE you (you're right)
also holy digits
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:28:35 AM No.149388953
sonic cycle
sonic cycle
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>>149388888
Sonic's built this weird consoomer cult in the fandom now where they must absolutely pretend the sloppiest slop to ever been slopped is amazing and "peak" for doing nothing and you're not allowed to dislike it or you're not part of the fandom, it's like the total opposite of the old fandom.
Seems to me they got this way out of jealousy for Dragon Ball and One Piece and other Shonen Anime fandoms on twitter. They want to emulate that fanspace so bad that they'll yell the same things over two pngs just standing in space
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:33:18 AM No.149388998
Sonic-the-Hedgehog-before-and-after-3857e9e
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>>149388888
The first movie was on track to be a disaster as is typical of video game movie adaptations but the fact that the producers course corrected to make something decent was a shocking miracle. I think that makes people more forgiving of the movies.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:37:54 AM No.149389046
>>149388953
>More faithful adaptation
That's a lower bar for Mario to hit, it's a lot more dreamlike and fantasy adjacent.

>>149388998
Still think that was a PR stunt. They had to know that hog wasn't going to work, but setting it up to look like fan backlash was why they did it bought them an insane amount of goodwill.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:39:10 AM No.149389058
sonice the hedgehog movie poster
sonice the hedgehog movie poster
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Let's also not forget this ad.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:55:28 AM No.149389185
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>>149389046
>Still think that was a PR stunt.
That's because you're stupid. It's not like Paramount's previous projects had masterful character designs.
They pretty much went through the same shit with their "Monster Trucks" movie, where the initial design for titular monster was horrifying to kids during test screenings, so they had to quickly redo the monster's design/scenes, and then just threw the final movie out to flop anyway.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:00:32 AM No.149389243
>>149389185
I dunno, it seems similarly stupid to think a group willing to dump movies out the door without any quality control would suddenly feel self-conscious because fucking Sonic fans of all people got uppity on the web.
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DeathMetal6S6S6
7/14/2025, 8:23:08 AM No.149389394
>>149388953
The Sonic fandom doesn't have billion dollar power, maybe in 1995, not now

These movies are popular because toddlers and parents who don't care about Sonic like them, just like the MCU was huge because of people who never liked Marvel. It's not for people who post on message boards with Cream the rabbit memes
DeathMetal6S6S6
7/14/2025, 8:25:43 AM No.149389417
>>149389243
That's been happening more and more brah, don't be retarded. The same shit happened with TMNT from the mid 10s, and the new Stich slop. Studios are becoming more aware that people hate their bullshit, if even Disney is getting heat for constantly fucking up, anyone can
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:17:04 AM No.149389752
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>>149388267
I didn't like how 'cosmic' 3 felt. The big finale being Sonic and Shadow flying around space fighting an army of robots while a moon sized laser prepares to destroy the Earth and Eggman is also teaming up with everyone to fight Robotnik with a bunch of nanobots just felt like too much. 2 had the best balance, it's just a big robot that everyone needs to team-up on to take down. That's perfect, that's how I like my Sonic.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:28:04 AM No.149389822
>>149388188 (OP)
i liked 1 and 2 enough that i rewatched both twice. Somehow i feel no desire to watch the third, and depending on the plot i might not watch the amy one or any other material ever.
I just don't care man, why everything has to be this big cinematic universe instead of just one good movie.