Hazbin Hotel - /co/ (#149393491) [Archived: 291 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:23:33 PM No.149393491
angelical angelic
angelical angelic
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Would you fuck a fallen Exorcist if you saw one in your garden?
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:08:36 PM No.149394861
I don't have a garden
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:12:44 PM No.149394924
Would you fuck a fallen Exorcist if you got one with a garden?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:19:11 PM No.149396002
>>149393491 (OP)
How would the Exorcist have come to Earth? I thought they were only in the spectral realms. We've not seen any angels on Earth. The CHERUBs don't technically count.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:23:09 PM No.149396073
>>149393491 (OP)
>Pussy literally hand picked, approved, and perfected over thousands of years by the OG fucker of women and father of mankind, except now she's presumably a bit more of a freak and probably feeling lost and in need of direction.

I'll make grandfather Adam proud on the fucking spot by making sure this bitch is leashed and impregnated immediately.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:30:24 PM No.149396196
>>149396073
No Nephilim making allowed.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:39:52 PM No.149396339
>>149396196
The highest authorities in Heaven are canonically Adam and some bitch, the bitch has never expressed an opinion either way and I honor my forefathers above some random chick who needs a man, as is right and proper, ergo if she has an opinion I do not care unless she's my woman, at which point I indulge her so long as she's a good girl.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:43:58 PM No.149396402
>>149396339
>calling a seraphim "some bitch"
oh anon...
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:47:51 PM No.149396477
>>149396402
Regardless of her species or race, she is still a woman, and again, I honor my fathers before I listen to some hoe over there's hypothetical and unexpressed opinion, and the OG Mackdaddy of mankind made it clear the value of a woman's opinion if you weren't fucking her.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:50:28 PM No.149396517
>>149396477
Adam himself ranks underneath said woman
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:50:50 PM No.149396525
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>>149396339
>>149396477
Praying for a Seraphim to scramble your mind right now
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:53:53 PM No.149396572
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>>149396517
And look how well things have gone with her in charge of the decision making process. There's so many sinners that Adam's stuck trying to clean after her and clear them out on the regular because of how great of a job guiding humanity she's doing. Never mind that half the reason Lucifer split is her fault. You can't trust a woman to run her own life, let alone the universe.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:54:53 PM No.149396589
>>149396572
God seems to disagree since even his speaker is a woman
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:05:15 PM No.149396760
>>149396589
God by all indications doesn't exist in HH/HB, but if he does he's not communicating with Sera at all and there's zero evidence to suggest he's appointed her or anything like that, ergo, she's still just some bitch doing a terrible job and relying on a man to clean up after her, and her hypothetical opinion she's never expressed can be entirely disregarded.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:13:14 PM No.149396893
>>149396196
Heaven in Hazbin Hotel isn't shy about sex, given how their Exorcist leader is an unapologetic chud.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:14:13 PM No.149396904
What if Emily stalked a Human_Greentext
What if Emily stalked a Human_Greentext
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Today I will remind them.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:16:45 PM No.149396946
>>149396760
There's a speaker of God in season 2 so yes he does exist
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:52:34 PM No.149397404
>>149393491 (OP)
sandown clown lookin ass
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:07:53 PM No.149397587
>>149396339
Adam would beat your ass for trying to tap his lieutenant, that's his
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:38:57 AM No.149398780
bump
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:44:00 AM No.149398834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1TGot5NsTA
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:11:39 AM No.149399136
Can anyone point me in the direction of some of the leaks? I've seen the Sir Pentious one, but apparently, there's one of Charlie talking with Katie Killjoy floating around out there. I'd love to see what that's about.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:47:21 AM No.149400201
>>149396904
That was some great kino