Alright, anons, time to confess your daily good deed of the day.

>>149395442 (OP)
I tortured a man with a cactus. But he was a meanie so it was okay.

>>149395442 (OP)
I told a girl on tumblr I’d rape her (she’s into it)

>>149395442 (OP)
I took part in a foreign conflict that I had no stakes in to impose my own power.

>>149395442 (OP)
I killed a guy by throwing him into a portal.

>>149395473
>>149395489
>>149395502
I uuuhhh said hi to my neighbor with dementia and told her to have a nice day

>>149395442 (OP)
I saw someone murder a political leader and didn’t report them.

>>149395442 (OP)
Post soothing images.

>>149395442 (OP)
I was left alone with my niece and we both kept our pants on.

>>149395442 (OP)
I let my dog assault someone.

>>149395442 (OP)
I took a shit.

>>149395516
He's 100% coming back as Bizarro

>>149395442 (OP)
I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning, without any milk

>>149395555
Suuuure he is.

>>149395442 (OP)
why should I be obligated to help anyone when nobody has every helped me?

>>149395442 (OP)
I jacked off to shota instead of loli.

>>149395442 (OP)
I yelled at my girlfriend when she questioned my unethical decisions.

I upvoted a few sad looking men on r/mensfashion because I felt bad for them and wanted to give 'em a confidence boost

>>149395569
It takes an act of kindness to inspire another. So don't expect shit if you don't give something in return.

i helped a family at the mall by taking their picture for them with one of their phones

>>149395529

>>149395646
both so ugly

>>149395442 (OP)
I had an affair behind my husband's back blamed him for it and got him to commit suicide.

>>149395646
They look like completely different people. Good lighting and makeup does wonders.

>>149395625
>kindness is entirely transactional
exactly why i have no desire to participate. people dont want to do something nice just because. there is always an expection attached.

>>149395696
he sounds mentally weak. it was good to weed him out of the gene pool

>>149395442 (OP)
I left my son to be tortured and raped by my alternate universe copy

KEK

>>149395442 (OP)
I don’t believe in sharing nice things I do, I just do them because it’s right thing to do.

>>149395542
Technically not his dog.

>>149395442 (OP)
I gave directions to two tourists at a bus stop

>>149395442 (OP)
Sure, I've been a good boy!

>>149395442 (OP)
I took over the world and everyone was happy except for the cursed Richards but he doesn't count. You should come visit sometime.

>>149395442 (OP)
>confess
>good deed
Are you retarded?

>>149395442 (OP)
>For myself
I took a walk and did some simple dumbbell exercises. Hopefully I stick to working consistently this time and get healthier.
>For someone else
I did some chores but I normally do that anyway. I told my parents I loved them.
>Other
I was playing an online game and offered a newbie some helpful advice who asked for some and named them a beginner's guide they can look up for further reading. I also played support and helped my better performing teammates do their thing and my team won 2/3 of the matches I played in today.

>>149395442 (OP)
I helped my dad with the groceries

>>149395442 (OP)
I reassured a local drawfag about their homosexuality.

>>149399366

You're a good son. Enjoy the time you have with your dad, it runs out

>>149395442 (OP)
I have none, and now I feel bad. It's all your fault OP

>>149395442 (OP)
I told a pedophile to kill himself. Unfortunately it was on /pol/ so there's a 100% chance that loser is still posting as we speak

>>149395442 (OP)
I took out the garbage and replaced the bag without being asked. The roommate was not expecting it and was very grateful.

>>149395442 (OP)
Went with my dad so he could pick up a free backseat for our 2004 Toyota Highlander which was given to me for free since I was nice to the lady whose husband owned it (he got dementia).