>/co/ wakes up in Doomstadt, Latveria

>>149397724 (OP)
>wake up to a recording of johnny storm apologizing to doom being played throughout the country

God I love this country.

What is their internet like? Do they even have internet? Or do they get cucked like North Korea with some great firewall keeping the world out?

>>149397724 (OP)
>Clean air, mild climate
>Little to no urban sprawl, crime or postmodern architecture and culture
>Magitech maintained society
The demons and random attacks from outsiders will be annoying, but that happens all over anyway.

>>149397724 (OP)
Is the city really named "Doomstadt"? Isn't that a little much? It's like Hitler renaming Berlin "Hitlerville."

Then again, "Stalingrad" used to be a thing, so I guess there's a real-world precedent.

>>149397882
He almost saved us.

>>149397882
The capital was first named Hassstadt (Hate town) but later renamed to Doomstadt, yes.

Doom would have vaporized Little St. James

ALL OF YOU ARE FILTHY GYPSYS WHO NEED TO BE HANGED YOUR COUNTRY KNOWS NO HISTORY THE ONLY ACT YOUR PEOPLE CAN DO IS STEAL AND DESTROY THE ONLY FEELINGS YOU CAN HAVE IS ENVY AT OTHERS FOR HAVING CULTURE GOD HAS NO PLACE IN HEAVEN FOR YOUR KIND AND YOUR KING IS A COCKSUCKER WHO ENJOYS AMERICAN MEN FUCKING HIM IN THE ASS BULGARIA IS SUPERIOR

>>149397724 (OP)
Can someone remind me the wi-fi password?

>>149397779
I remember seeing a pic of Dr. Doom addressing the country and declaring that every citizen of Latveria would get free internet and that the password was "Dr. Reed sucks" or something. So yeah, they have internet.

>>149397724 (OP)
>being black in gypsyslavistanland
do not want

>>149398032
Yeah but is it actual internet or some minitel crap.

>>149398032
What a good leader, love that guy.

>>149398064
Dr. Doom would take you under his wing and call you his chocolate comrade.

Has anyone seen Doom’s new pet?

>>149397724 (OP)
>Need any disposable minions? At your service, my lord.