Thread 149400101

Terrible

>>149400101 (OP)
I think the single funniest resolution is if she really is on a coke bender and her dad was right, but I think that's slightly less likely than her stabbing Hannelore with her antenna to drink her fluids.

>>149400101 (OP)
>I kinda want to scream. Like, "anal!" You know?

Goo tits: gone too soon.

AHN SEXO
SEXO AHN

>>149400101 (OP)
Choke her with her ahoge.

>>149400101 (OP)
>being rich is bad
>be sure to subscribe to my Patreon

>>149400271
they can always come back

>>149400586
She can always just start streaming and become a billionaire offscreen. Of else just be another mentally ill woman of color who wanders into the cast and turns into bland quip dispenser #3 in any given strip like Emily, Brun and Ayo before her

>>149401712
the quips were all original cast stuff, the three you mentioned are more quirk

>>149400101 (OP)
She grown up at what? 35 years old? Can´t blame her if her dad was such a manipulative cunt.

>>149400101 (OP)
NO JEB
YOU PROMISED SNAKETITS
BRING HOROLOGION(or whatever she was called)

Why won't he give this shit up and just draw chunky robot on slime girl porn

>>149400101 (OP)
Ahn can start earning a lot of money by showing off her butthole for money on the internet.

>>149375429
>Marten's last romantic entanglements
Faye's the alcoholic and I guess Dora is the paranoiac, Claire's obviously the MtF, but who's the fourth (/first)? Was it before the comic started or am I just forgetting some character? I don't remember him moving across the country (not including Cubetown)

>>149400101 (OP)
>choke me out
It's like Jeph is making a request. And as expected, Cubetown was fleeting.

>>149402210
Vicky, who only appeared like five times.

>>149401712
>and turns into bland quip dispenser #3 in any given strip like Emily, Brun and Ayo before her
Hey, you forgot Raven!

aaand only now I just realized it's fucking Time Compression

>>149402309
No wonder I don't remember, this was ages ago; and, four pages, turns out.

>>149402304
Things are HAPPENING on Cubetown so it has to be diluted with a lot of NOT happening.

>>149402550
>latest appearance: strip 2079
>>149402575
People used to get comeuppance for shitting on Marten?

>>149400101 (OP)
Anh proving once again that her dad being an asshole doesn't mean he doesn't have her mental state absolutely nailed.

>>149402575
She's the reason he moved there, which is communicated at least once before then, just not by name.

>>149403417
she's in shock with herself, what do you expect her to act like?

>>149400101 (OP)
I've been browsing /co/ for 20 years and this comic has always disgusted me, like this artstyle genuinely makes me want to puke and I want nothing to do with it, but I've always been curious about one thing: why does every thread about it have "Terrible" written on it

I thought this was suppose to be ending like during Marten's move.

>>149403431
Mentally unstable, just like her daddy said.

>>149400101 (OP)
Can I go ahead and start choking her out now?

>>149403473
It was going to, then JJ had fun breaking the status quo so he decided to keep going, then he got right back into the status quo.
>>149403446
It's a good one-word summary. The OP will diverge from it in extremely outstanding (good or bad) cases.

>>149403510
so it is garbage? Are you guys watching a train wreck?

>>149403530
Pretty much. Sometimes Dbaru comes in and draws good shit though.

>>149403530
Yes. That and sunken cost fallacy. We're in too deep. Don't get started. Of the slightly over 5600 shitty ass comics, there are like ten funny jokes in it, usually when he does New Years comics with his retarded caveman named Bembo. Again, do not be fooled, it is usually garbage that looks like shit and nothing happens and no jokes are made, and now it's full of gay tranny faggot shit.

>>149403555
>>149403558
ah well I get it now, I've always kinda suspected it was the case. Well, I admire you guys, if anything for sticking around this stuff for so long.
>Dbaru
love the guy

>>149403558
They're all pretty dumb, but that one was idiotic. A pelt is by definition the fur removed from an animal (not necessarily dead, you sick flaying monster, but definitely removed). It's like throwing corn stalks at someone who wanted 20 ears.

>>149403635
yeah but he pelted that guy with a wolf

>>149403530
There's comfort in these threads. Everyone knows the comic is shit but shitting on the comic is done out of fun rather than anger. And sometimes the comic is somewhat enjoyable. That's when it's horny and weird in Cubetown. And the porn helps too.

>>149403645
But it's not worded right for that. Pastis, he is not.

>>149403653
I suppose it's nice to be able to have a safe circlejerk to feel comfortable in, as long as it's all in good fun! good the art is ugly though

>>149403653
I am mad, though. Mad that it could be good, but that's simply too much effort for Jeffrey who is only barely phoning it in to keep the gravy flowing.

>>149403679
The sooner you go from anger to acceptance the better.

>>149403701
I'd rather head towards hate and suffering.

>>149400101 (OP)
HUGE

FAYE

FAYES

>>149403679
Hanners my beloved... in all your OCD germophobic fish-eye lensed glory.

>>149403530
At this point porn and seeing if Jeph has dropped another one of his infuriatingly good instrumental metal albums.

>>149403635
Ok, he just strips the fur clean of the animal, then throws the pelt at the farmer and goes for another wolf, leaving the resident evil reject doggo with the questgiver.

>>149403794
Yes they are pretty big and not restricted by being under a shirt this time.

>>149403810
She's too good for this comic.

>>149400101 (OP)
Do you think this arc will eventually end, some day?

>>149400586
Patreon bucks rich and billionaire rich is not even the same planet anon

>>149403656
Even Pastis stretches a lot of his puns these days.

>>149400101 (OP)
I love how after basically talking her into this, they're all now just standing around looking at her like "pssh, well you've certainly done it this time, how could you do something so reckless?"

>>149403530
>Are you guys watching a train wreck?
I mean... wouldn't you? The strength of will required to look away from such an excessive display of carnage is almost superhuman.

>>149405773
it's a trainwreck that's been going on for way too long, after one point I would just walk away I think

>>149405758
They were careful to keep reminding her that all her decisions were up to her, so now they feel like don’t have to take accountability for nudging her in the direction they wanted. Common tactic.

>>149406235
Hey, they're offering to let her use their couch, temporarily.

>>149400101 (OP)
I feel like we've seen the "billionaire heiress has a mental breakdown" a few times before

>>149403530
Most of us, sadly.
I'm still waiting on Sven to make sweet rough love to May again

>>149405498
To the poor it is, they want you to give them your money either way

>>149406624
>sweet rough love to May again

>>149405498
>>149407179
https://graphtreon.com/creator/jephjacques
Bear in mind that he probably makes more than most physicians.

>>149406536
We have, but what I think we’ve gotten a lot more of lately is “clueless young adult is suddenly fabulously wealthy, doesn’t know what to do with that.” Anh feels less like a new Hanners and more like an exact reverse of the regular rags to riches thing he keeps doing. Now we have somebody who was rich and is suddenly poor, but still with no life skills. Closer in line to the typical millennial experience instead of Jekh’s webcomic fame fueled life.

I don’t expect it to last long before some plot convenience falls into Anh’s lap and makes the problem go away because he gets tired of the effort it takes to write a conflict. Or until he embarrasses himself by revealing he doesn’t know how much raisins cost, whatever comes first.

>>149405498
>>149407639
Jeph was also born into wealth. His college was one of those rich person getaways where you can choose your own curriculum and they'll hand you a degree. He thought that raisins were a luxury poor people can't afford.

where the FUCK is the slime girl

>>149407901
You blinked and missed her. We're no longer in Cubetown. We're back... here.

>>149403530
Sadly, yeah.
It's this and Sinfest. Two different types of trainwreck, though.

>>149407179
>To the poor it is
lol
shut up faggot
e-begging is poor

>>149408148
Who is begging here

>>149407689
She literally just has to turn on monetization and she'd be middle class. Given that she's the daughter of a MNC CEO, part of the jet set crowd, and managed to accidentally become the face of a protest against corporate greed, she could parley her connections and actions into political power too.

>>149407878
That's actually more common than you think. My alma mater has an entire program for just that and it's a state school.

>>149403530
>Are you guys watching a train wreck?
Kinda. I don't anticipate another crashout like the hand stabbing, but these threads are like when people in real life have certain people/topics they just love talking shit about whenever they're together. It's not as spectacular as a trainwreck, it's like watching a train where the conductor clearly doesn't know what they're doing, but is otherwise keeping it on the tracks. Despite that, you see him trying to move with the brakes on, moving the train back and forth for no real reason, stopping at crossings and blocking traffic, and you can only watch like "what the fuck?" It's not something that will keep your attention for extended periods, but for a few minutes every day that train comes by and the conductor still hasn't figured out what he's doing, and you happen to be in the area every time.

>>149410083
>she could parley her connections and actions into political power too
Oh hell, is going to make her into a discount AOC?

Terrible

>>149411914
AHN SCREAM SEXO

>>149411914
Present Mic was here

>>149411984
>ywn never hear those pipes every time you stick it in her butt

>>149411914
easiest orgy edit in the fuckin world right here

>>149411914
>Anh continues getting more and more disheveled

>>149411914
ahns pipes...

>>149403555
>>149403829
Fuck are you talking about? The porn sucks because QC sucks. Dbaru is great when he draws anything else.

>>149406536
>"billionaire heiress has a mental breakdown"
Anh has even more in common with Hannelore now!
Anh will be thrilled when she learns about this.

>>149412517
unf

>>149412569
I'd pipe her, if you know what I mean.

>>149412622
>Dbaru is great
This is correct.

>>149406624
Sven and May's fling was the funniest single panel in the comic. The word "TITS" written in sharpie on her molded plastic chest, her face drawn on a watermelon, the hip socket full of lube... peak shit

I'm still convinced that Sven's good ending is a romantic (nonsexual) relationship with Hannelore, and also a sexual (nonromantic) relationship with May.

>>149412359
>>149412394
Heh.

>>149411914
>>149412394
How do you make edits like this?
Something something layers, something something photoshop, dark magic?

>>149411914
why is anh's face so erotic here

yes

>>149414694
Not that anon, but I can guess. Modern photoshop has a content aware erase, effectively creating the background where it didn't exist so you can remove things like that text. After that it's not too difficult to copy the style of that text and give it a white outline. It could also be that he just used the clone tool to do all that himself. He could have also just used the first panel, gave it a jitter effect like the original had, and then draw the text over it.

>>149413932
>Sven and May's fling was the funniest single panel in the comic.
Yeah, it's a great panel.

>>149415286
this was such a dumb plotline. it started sensibly, dora needed a shrink to tell her to stop associating her massive inferiority complex on her brother. it is so fucking weird to be concerned with who your sibling fucks, outside of some sense of danger.

>>149415398
>Dora thinks Sven is a piece of shit
>Sven breaks up with Faye
>break up validates Dora's opinion of Sven
>it festers because Dora is both too arrogant to second-guess herself and doesn't actually communicate with her brother
>Dora now assumes Sven is a piece of shit to every woman he dates
Pretty simple. Nevermind the genuinely manipulative way Faye treated Sven, how Sven had the decency to be honest and accept the consequences of breaking the monogamy requirement, or that there is zero indication that Sven actually treats anyone bad, Dora can feel good about herself by casting him as the bad guy.

>>149415398
And then they ended their relationship because Sven donated money to help her, which made her feel awkward or something...?

>>149415758
He paid for the majority of her body, that she chose, and got on steep discount. So they somehow came to the conclusion that they felt like May owed Sven sex or something.

>>149415795
Also May had zero idea Sven helped paid for it and Sven had no idea how much he contributed. Neither of them showed any sense of obligation towards the other and they were already in a relationship, plus now May is making enough money she could pay him back. It was literally a non-problem. You might as well argue that you can't ethically donate a kidney to your spouse because that creates a power imbalance in the relationship.

>>149415840
>that creates a power imbalance in the relationship
I mean, how many times the line "I gave you one of my kidneys" would pop up anytime the couple had a discussion

>>149415398
>>149415666
Aside from the character specifics, a lot of feminists and woke fags believe conservatives think casual sex is fine for men but bad for women. As contrarians, they adopt the opposite position but can't explain it.

>>149415286
>getting close to 10 years ago

Anon...

>>149415286
This is the single best piece of visual storytelling Jeph has done. I can imagine exactly how that encounter went down, even the order of events. Heph really blew that entire relationship.

Also,
>tfw no manic horny little blue AI gremlin gf