>Never stop, my invincible son.

Absolute cinema.

>>149400348 (OP)
I live vicariously through these superhero movies because in real life I have no friends and am a loser.

>>149400358
this is what Gunnfags actually think

>>149400372
I’m 4 years away from being 30 and I’m realizing how isolated my life really is. But at the same time I find an odd comfort in my own company. It’s strange.

Hey Clark, I've never seen you sleep so much.
Well let me just tell you something
I love Tito's Tacos, you'll love Tito's too.
I love Tito's Tacos, what else can you do?
You can also try
Delicious burritos, chips & salsa, enchiladas too
The only thing better than a Tito's Taco, is two

>>149400348 (OP)
Snyder got his Kryptonian dad right
Gunn got his Earth dad right (more or less)
Why the fuck were neither of them capable of getting over themselves and just getting both right?

>>149400713
Snyder put far too much weight on Jor-El. In the comics he's either barely relevant or a complete dick, so, arguably, Gunn also got Jor-El right. Clark is (usually) a full-grown adult with a strong moral grounding developed before he even hears a word from Jor-El.

Fucking up the Kents is a far more egregious offense than making Jor-El a dick. The "outrage" over Jor-El being a dick in Gunnperman is massively overblown and feels like grasping for something to hate about the movie.

>>149400810
>In the comics he's either barely relevant or a complete dick

Why lie, bro?

>>149400831
why pretend you've ever read a comic in your life

>>149400348 (OP)
>multiple youtube people complaining that Gunn can't have a sincere moment without popping the tension with a tone-shifting joke
I must have missed it in this scene.

>>149400850
I must have missed it in most of the sincere moments in the movie

Can you get burritos in rural Kansas?

>>149400850
I actually thought it did a good job letting the heavy moments play out, like Lex murdering that dude or Superman finding his trashed base. Same with the Ma and Pa Kent stuff.

>>149400437
As someone who's lived alone for many years, the longer you do it, the more comfortable you become with it. However, the more comfortable you are living alone, the harder it is to break out and make new connections.

>>149400883
Rural Kansan here, I grew up in the same canonical area as where Smallville would literally be it's less than an hour away from me, you can get Burritos here.

>>149400883
A lot of rural places will have hispanic stores/restaurants out in the middle of nowhere because there's so many migrant farm workers.

>>149400348 (OP)
Cant believe they made Pa Kent an evil bald fatty.

>>149400850
After hearing all the bitching, I was pleasantly surprised that there were less jokes than I had feared there would be

Personally I liked the movie. You could tell me Jor-El was a literal monster who grinded billions of babies in his babygrinder for fun and I wouldn't bat an eye, because who cares? No one likes Jor-El.

>>149400810
> In the comics he's either barely relevant or a complete dick
Fake and gay
>>149400831
These Gunn vs Snyder fags are in a constant ebb and flow of unearned smugness. They don't give a damn about characters and only hide behind the thinnest veneer of canon, usually relying on modern comic interpretations (which are all but universally considered grossly inferior). It doesn't matter that Jor-El has historically been a good man who is critical for Clark to reconcile his Kryptonian origins with his life on Earth, they only every look at the Wikipedia pages for a few modern comics where the hack writers decide to make him Evil for cheap clout.
>>149400848
Project all you want fag boy, we know exactly what you are

>>149401167
We're all glad you're so easily amused. Now go play with your keys, the adults are talking.
Yes, I know you're merely PRETENDING to be retarded, but the result is that, either way, you act like a retard

>>149401190
Mald, monkey. No one cares about Jor-El.

>>149400831
The fuck are you talking about, until Bendis brought back Jor to be a recurring villain, his only notable appearances are in flashbacks and Origin stories. Jor barely got mentioned in the comics until Marlon Brando made him an important part of the mythos and even after that, his key defining feature was "Being dead"

He had as much relevance to DC as Uncle Owen has to Star Wars. Sure, it's nice to see him in flashbacks and media based before he's killed. But his biggest contribution to the mainstream mythos is that time he died to save his son.

MOMMY! CAN I HAVE A JOR-EL ACTION FIGURE FOR CHRISTMAS?
t. not one kid who has ever lived.

>>149400358
No, yes, and yes.

>>149401198
>Mald, monkey. No one cares about Jor-El
Just go ahead and tell us that you don't actually care about Superman and are just here for clout Normies.

>>149401340
Maybe "real" Superman fans are just faggots?

>>149401258
>until Bendis brought back Jor to be a recurring villain
this faggot doesn't read comics

>>149401266
He was protrayed by Brando, one of the most famous actors in history. Claiming he has no fans is retarded

>>149400914
>like Lex murdering that dude

I could see some people mistaking the line about not thinking it would go that fast as a joke rather than Lex being confused and embarrassed at having to stop the interrogation because he messed up.

>>149400348 (OP)
>Never stop, my invincible son, fuck them all.

>>149401404
The. How come you're the only one here dick riding?

Even if the harem stuff wasn't in the movie, Jor-El was responsible for the creation of Brainiac. You guys seriously want Supeman to idolize that? Hell, you can't even blame it on Zod anymore because they already used Zod for the Snyderverse. Like seriously, they have no choice but to go down the bad Jor-El plot because you can't use Zod without recycling a movie plotline.

>>149401499
yeah? What was the big post-Brando Jor-El storyline in the comics? Surely there must have been at least one, give his massive fanbase.

>>149400914
>like Lex murdering that dude
I actually think they kind of fucked up that moment by having the >implication be Lex would go after Lois next but then giving us the joke of him not knowing Clark=Superman. They let the death land, but I think they were still a little too quick to break the tension.

>>149400437
I'm 3 years past 30 and just started going to the gym, forcing myself to go to social events and interact with strangers, and get serious about dating. It's working, sort of, but I really wish I'd had the nerve to start when I was still 4 years away from being 30.
I'm mostly comfortable being alone, but I interact enough with people who aren't thanks to work and family that I realize I'm really limiting my potential. If I'm going to end up alone in my middle and old age I want it to be because I tried and failed. Not because I failed to try. I really wish I'd had that realization when I was still in my 20s though.

>>149401942
Better to play it safe and linger too little than too much

>>149402050
It's a fine line, to be sure.

>>149400348 (OP)
Nice of Gunn to give Whedon work

>>149402011
Fuck this is going to be me. I've had some success but not much. I still have to finish college too.

BRAVO GUNN

How come Clark doesn't have a heavy accent like his parents?

fuck i need to get off co for a while before you faggots show me every damn frame from the movie

>>149400348 (OP)
I can't be the only one that was wondering what was going on with his eyes darting around like crazy during that speech

>>149402803
>not knowing about That Guy With The Eye Disorder That Makes Them Twitch
Love it when he shows up in a movie. He's great in The Legend of 1900.

>>149402834
Ah, so it's called nystagmus. I remember seeing him in Gotti.

>>149401928
Jor-El is like the Waynes

>>149402803
>>149402896
I have that, and its funny when I realize my friends and family are so used to it by now that when I meet new people I can tell when they're fixed on it

I had thought advertising was against the rules and yet all I see are shill threads.

>>149402723
Probably went to school with kids who didn't have that strong an accent. It'd be pretty funny to hear hick Clark, though

>>149403211
jannies working overtime for free. not worth the pruning in their eyes

>>149402011
Real talk what's going to a gym like and how do you find one.
I tried to find one within biking distance as I don't have a car but all of them market themselves as health clubs or personal fitness when I just want a space I can show up and work out on like a steps machine and lift weights without being hassled.

>>149403230
You sound fat as shit

>>149403211
>can't make threads talking about new movie that just came out, it has to be paid shills
you cucks are unbearable

>>149403240
Yeah, bad eating habits and focusing on getting a degree as an excuse will do that to you.
The chain name gyms are across the city's downtown and I don't want to deal with that until I get the money to get a car. So I just want to know how you can tell a gym isn't like a private affair or a trainers personal coaching business.

>>149403211
>nooo you're only allowed to make same threads about old cartoons and comics you're autistically obsessed with!

>>149400348 (OP)
I thought the movie is more or less a mess that feels like it was conceptualized by a man children playing with Funko Pops, but I liked the direction he went with both Jor-El and the Kents, but he went too far with both.

>>149400348 (OP)
Honestly, Kents just being those two dopey rednecks is weirdly sweet.

>>149400810
There's a superman comic where Lobo goes back in time and fucks Superman's mom while Jor-El watches willingly. No I'm not making this up.

Can anyone confirm if there are any regional Kansas accents similar to what the Kent's spoke?

>>149404494
I loved how they were barely given any plot significance or too much screen time. we know they're good parents who raised Clark with proper morals and etiquette, and we don't need anything more. Pa Kent giving Clark reassurance about his choices mattering more than what the Kents or the House of El wanted him to be, that was a good scene.

>>149400810
>Go start a harem son
This isn't even butchering the character, it's straight up assassination

>>149405303
there is barely any character to asssassinate.

>>149402320
It gets exponentially harder to socialize when you've not got classes and a major bringing you together with strangers. I've had to resort to dating apps and trivia nights at random bars and I cannot count the number of chatty married women I've met.

>>149403230
>>149403930
Visit/call/email/message them and ask what they are and what they offer. Check the user reviews to see if they try and upsell their patrons or make it impossible to cancel once people join.
I shelled out the big bucks for a YMCA membership because they're the only place in town with a pool. I think they're more of a health club than a gym but so far they've not tried to hassle me to sign up for spin classes or electric yoga or upside down isotonics or whatever the current workout fads are.

>>149400437
I'm in my 40s and had spent a lot of my younger years alone (with forced socialization through a job that required talking to people a lot). I left that job to work at home and found myself getting kind of weird (though thankfully I at least had a girlfriend to help keep me somewhat grounded).
Do yourself a favor and find ways to socialize here and there just to keep up the knack. As much as you might think that you don't care about socializing now, you may change your mind as you get older and by that time you don't want to have to learn how to talk to people from scratch.

>>149401657
I don't know how you could see it as a joke teebeeaych, sure Lex's reaction is a bit "well that just happened" tier but he sells it wonderfully and it makes sense within context

>>149403230
NTA, but I go to the gym. I tend to sign up for whichever one is cheap and close enough that I'll actually go to it (I also don't have a car so I'll be biking or walking if the weather is shitty). It's harder if you need stuff like a pool or racketball courts, but most gyms will at least have the basics which is good enough for what I do - various cardio machines, freeweights, and some weight machines. If you go to one of those boxing gyms, they may have more freeweights and fewer machines (if any).
Going to the gym can be daunting at first, but it's not bad. Just observe other people to figure out the etiquette.
Generally:
- wipe down machines/benches before and after use (before for you, after as a courtesy to others)
- put your shit away when you're done using it
- don't hoard weights if you don't need all of them at once
- limit breaks between sets. People often dick around on their phone, but what they think is like 1 minute can easily be 15 which sucks if you're waiting for them to be done. Set a timer, especially if people are waiting. If you need longer breaks between sets, offering to let people rotate sets with you is polite.

I'd research the gym's cancellation policy too. Most of them do whatever they can to discourage you from leaving and it can be a real pain in the ass if you end up moving or decide the place isn't the right fit for you.

>>149403230
>>149405610
Disregard my previous post. I saw your other post about chain gyms which is what I tend to sign up for. I don't have experience with the smaller places, but I don't think many places would object to you asking to tour the facilities.

>>149400611
>I've never seen you sleep so much
I thought this line was really funny, because it looked like it was only a little past sunrise. Somebody not waking up at 4 in the morning to milk the cows is Pa Kent’s version of sleeping til one in the afternoon.

>>149405657
farm life hits different

>>149405303
The conquering Earth thing is a bit dickish, but the harem part makes perfect sense to me. Especially in a new reboot universe where we can’t really be sure about what the typical Kryptonion opinion is on monogamy.

>>149405430
>It gets exponentially harder to socialize when you've not got classes and a major bringing you together with strangers. I've had to resort to dating apps and trivia nights at random bars and I cannot count the number of chatty married women I've met.
Yeah but I'm also like 10+ years older than all my classmates so it feels awkward.

>>149402834
>>149402896
He was also in Constantine as the guy who drank himself to death.

>>149405931
seriously? Did not know that

>>149401928
>What was the big post-Brando Jor-El storyline in the comics?
Return to Krypton is a big one, after similar circumstances to what the movie did to his comic characterization(though Byrne's take wasn't quite the same as this movie one), Loeb wanted to bring his personality back to the Silver Age take and made him more of an active, muscular heroic character bringing back the retro sci-fi look for Krypton.
I think this is the kind of pendulum swing we'll see every decade in regards to Jor-el. Lately they've been leaning to a more corrupt Jor-el,but in another few years we'll likely see a more classic one in the next retelling.

>>149401695
>Jor-El was responsible for the creation of Brainiac.

Know how I know you don't actually read comics?

Marlon Brando was right, he really was a bagel.

>>149401176
>These Gunn vs Snyder fags are in a constant ebb and flow of unearned smugness. They don't give a damn about characters and only hide behind the thinnest veneer of canon, usually relying on modern comic interpretations (which are all but universally considered grossly inferior). It doesn't matter that Jor-El has historically been a good man who is critical for Clark to reconcile his Kryptonian origins with his life on Earth, they only every look at the Wikipedia pages for a few modern comics where the hack writers decide to make him Evil for cheap clout.

Jesus Christ, the greatest post I've seen here In a long time. After the DCU inevitably fails, all the "fans" will turn on Gunn. Screenshot this.

>>149407319

>>149407335
Explain why Supergirl is going to succeed

>>149407347
Jason Momoa

>>149407360
Oh god, I can not wait to see the damage control on here on Reddit when these movies start coming out. Supergirl and Clayface are next and I can not wait.

>>149400348 (OP)
>dont save me while I walk into this Tornado like an idiot

Snyderfags say this is the most emotional scene of their lives.

>>149405873
Find out where the graduate students hang out and spend time with them. They'll be smarter and probably earn more, too.

>>149400348 (OP)
to be fair even a blue haired canadian woman can do better movies than Snyder. It's humanly impossible to make worse movies than that hack makes