Literally every problem in the latter half of the season would've been solved if Hazel just sucked Dev's dick.

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Fuck you OP. From the bottom of my heart fuck you. Hazel is mine and mine alone. I’ll fucking gut you you disgusting vermin. I will beat you until the only thing coming out of your mouth are pleas of mercy. Hazel is my wife, she’s mine. She is my soulmate. Your life in itself is a great detriment to everyone around you. Kill yourself now, you serve no purpose. >>149400616
And you can join him. You are a good for nothing faggot that should be six feet under. May you both receive triple the pain you have caused me. I hate you. When you die, I hope you are tormented in hell by horrors beyond your comprehension. Fuck you both. Hazel is mine.

>>149400826
This thread started out fucky and somehow got a million times more insane and in only two posts.

>>149400826
jesus christ how horrifying

>>149400976
>>149400983
I hate all of you. Hazel is mine, and I’ll prove it when I kill myself on camera. I’ll prove it to all of you. We are going to get married. I really love her and it’s not fair that I have to deal with you people.

>>149400826
I don't care about this chick or her show, but from now on, I'll ship her with the white guy and post about it every opportunity I get, just to piss you off.

>>149401018
>it’s not fair that I have to deal with you people
lmao what the fuck?

>>149400452 (OP)
this but instead of Hazel it should be Periwinkle.

>>149401033
Forgot to remove sage from the name field LOL
My bad, OP.

>>149400452 (OP)
how does a 9 year old have a hairline that far back

>>149401075
You add it to the options field, retard.

>>149401083
Bald at his 20's, 100%

>>149401095
I was trolling a thread on /pol/ and went "all fields" for a joke.
I didn't sage this thread, just forgot to blank out the name field.

>>149401083
my theory is that he is a direct clone of Dale Dimmadone and that he was produced in aT Tube with few modifications. Make him have some hereditary problems earlier because of lack of diversity in his genes. This or Dale asks the private barber of Dev to cut his hair like that lol

>>149400826
>>149401018
How does this image make you feel, anon?

>>149400452 (OP)
Literally every problem could have been solved if this shitty series was never green lit.

>>149401042
>>149401033
Why do you want me to kill myself so badly ?
>>149401192
I drew that retard. I’m actually studying anatomy right now so I can get better at drawing my beloved.

>>149400826
Good. I approve this. let your passion for her burn, let the fire consume every part of your being, your body, your mind, your soul. Once you are nothing but the blaze, even reality will succumb to what you desire.

Shitty taste, tho. but hey, at least it less competition.

Now that I have to chance, I actually wanted to apologize to Hazel. I feel so badly about everything I’ve said and did. I want to neck myself so badly. I cry thinking about it. But I’ll redeem myself. I’m Hazel number one fan. Not anyone else. I hope ashleigh feels pain. I feel so horrible.

>>149401192
Dev is the one holding the leash

>>149401347
No he’s not. retard.
>>149401305
I don’t appreciate you insulting her but thank you for the motivation. That actually reminds me of Andrew (Blaze) who first gave me the idea to commit suicide to be with her. I hope everyone soon realizes that I love Hazel most of all !

>>149401279
Okay?

I just think they're neat.