I wish teachers were real

>>149407726 (OP)
What kind of panties does she wear?

Another shill thread for this huh.

>>149407726 (OP)
My wife is a teacher and has gained weight to the point of being over 300 pounds since our wedding, and some days I watch her leave the house in even the most demure outfit or sundress, and feel bad for the poor kids she's about to indoctrinate into the wonderful world of fat fetishism.

>>149407754
Tell her to lose weight

>>149407777

dogshit thread
dogshit show

>>149407823
cope
seethe

Play any good video games lately /co/? My bros and I have been playing Ravenwatch and enjoying it.

>>149407875
Got in on Abiotic Factor and fucking love it.

>>149407726 (OP)
She should take her shoes off

>>149407726 (OP)
>Another "what if Owl House+Doremi" shill thread.
>>149407875
I've been just putting hours into Palworld.
I started a new game after being away for a few months and I'm having fun.

>>149407907
>>Another "what if Owl House+Doremi" shill thread.
And you still replied, Barfy, because you love the idea of Owl house + Doremi

>>149407907
I heard the new big update with the Terraria stuff is great.

>>149407927
If it's done right and without the obvious pandering, this pilot would've been better off if it was about some girl from the ghetto being thrown into magical world and has to adapt. That would be an interesting concept, but everyone is too scared to make it.

>>149407973
Oh yeah definitely!

>>149407726 (OP)
Wasnt there another teacher in the recent news who had sex with her male student?

>>149407726 (OP)
>artist is known for liking hags
>artist decides to make a show about some stupid kids instead of said cute hags
I just want more shows about older women, why must things be this way

>>149407875
Slowly going through Clair Obscur

>>149407743
Black thong.

>>149407754
>feel bad for the poor kids she's about to indoctrinate into the wonderful world of fat fetishism
when I was 18 I took my big fat fatty 300lb gf to church with my family and I remember this one kid there staring at her belly and tits wide-eyed the entire lmao

>>149408651
It's always fucking hilarious watching little boys learn that they have a primal thirst for blubber. Especially if it hits them before mainstream media and/or peer pressure teaches them to be ashamed of it.

Every time my wife comes home from work and tells me that she caught some kid looking down her blouse, I just feel happy for that kid. They'll remember it forever.

>>149407726 (OP)
Apparently the 2nd episode is coming soon.

>>149407726 (OP)
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

>>149408784
I wonder what Doremi scene she's gonna steal next.

>>149407875
I'm trying to play more strategy and city builders but I'm a dumb mongoloid so I keep going back to shit like Dead By Daylight and Warframe.

>>149407726 (OP)
I wish fat girls were real

>>149407907
>>149408895
Only pedos like Doremi.

>>149407975
>owl house but luz is a hoodrat
I wont lie, i would watch that

>>149407754
My gf isn't as heavy but she has a nice belly I love to play with.

>>149407726 (OP)
I'll say that what I like about hags like her is when they has that bored exprassion in which I have no idea why it looks so appeling for me but her face reminds me a lot of that one hag from a series I was obsessed about as a kid.

>>149407875
Playing NBA on NBC for Dreamcast

It's fun

>>149407743
black

>>149407726 (OP)
Has anyone been drawing lewds of her? Has anyone been lewding her with guys?

>>149407875
replaying Perfect Tides again

>>149407812
coward

>>149410301
>tattoos
god dammit so close to be perfect

>>149407726 (OP)
I want her to sit on me and tease her by squeezing her belly

>>149407907
kys birchy

>>149409390
Yes. Kiana could get street cred if she just made Aika ghetto. Her show could be the Magical Girl equivalent of the Boondocks. But everyone wants to copy Steven Universe and Owl House these days and never wanna take risks just like how Kiana is so she doesn't anger her white overlords she panders to and who platform her and only use her as a pawn for "diversity".
She could be based, but I doubt she'll ever reach into her black side.

>>149407726 (OP)
which other characters in anything have a body like this

>>149408651
>>149408772
I remember as a kid I used to fat shame people all the time especially family members and was horrified of the idea of myself gaining weight. but as I gotten older I kept having a severe attracted to fat women and feederism but still wanted myself to stay skinny. I guess all tbe bullying was sadism for younger me. Opposites attract

>>149407875
The Evil Within on ye ol' ps3

>>149410301
>tattoos
perfection, just accentuates her being a tired old hag who's past her prime (which is exactly my type)

>>149407726 (OP)
Don't like the show, but she looks hot.

>>149410502
>>149410659
Kiana is big into tattoos so it was inevitable it'd be a part of any adult's character design.

any drawfags in this thread?

>>149410730
>diyke creator
Pass

>>149410730
>She's even drawing herself as a Doremi styled character.
I could make a joke but she's too cute for me to be racist to her.

>>149407726 (OP)
why is she white

>>149411373
She is a dyke hag.

not fat enough

>>149410730
Why is she wearing a Team Rocket shirt?

>>149412033
Because she got famous drawing a series where Jessie and Delia Ketchum start dating. It's quite good.

>>149407726 (OP)
How much lesbian sex scenes there going to be in the series?

>>149412033
Obsessed with a dyke ship only she cares about.

>>149412377
Reminder she once tried to rig a Tumblr shipping contest.

>>149408006
Now I kinda want that too.

>>149412377
>Now she's ripping off Pokemon.
Does Kiana have any personality? I know she's half Japanese half Jamaican but come on this is the best she could be?
Poor girl got colonized to being a white Tumblr girl.

>>149410730
She looks kinda cute here ngl hopefully she looks this cute irl

>>149412827
I mean, that's like saying the artists on the ms. /co/ntests are rigging the elections

>>149413099
there are more recent pictures of her on her Instagram and Tumblr, I'm sure. she's mixed Japanese and Jamaican iirc

>>149412781
honestly, I gotta respect it. she took an irrelevant ship only she cared about and made it more popular through the sheer effort of her drawing and posting art of it.

>>149413291
Cool.

>>149413155
>>149413349
It was so bad that shipping contest had to be canceled.

>>149408784
Not that soon. Kiana still works fulltime at Disney, but it is nice to know she plans on making more I Don't Want to Be a Magical Girl independently as she continues developing the series with major networks. I'm hoping it works out. A lot of people have been cheering for her to land her own show for years now, myself included. Kiana having great taste in women is one of several reasons why.

>>149407726 (OP)
fat ass

>>149409577
ARTIST NAME PLEASE!!

>>149414358
Kiana should make a version of the Bitch Body Gloomy comic with the teacher. Or any of the other Quinn comics she's done, she seems like the gayer version of Quinn.

>>149415682
I do like femcel bisexuals

>>149407726 (OP)
Huh?

>>149410514
real

>>149415771
honestly, same. also, femcel bisexuals seem very teachercoded.

>>149407875
I'm replaying Binary Domain and I forgot how much I loved it

>>149407875
I've been playing through the Popolocrois games. They're good fun.
>>149410395
>Makes both of them lesbians.
Would it kill this bitch to not make everything she writes gay as hell?

>>149415682
>Every guy I like is a huge dick
Why can't they just go over the countless guys who may not be chad but would love any moderately attractive girl who loved them back?

>>149409446
based

>>149407726 (OP)
I want this middle-aged bitch to use my balls like a footstool.

I wish irl fat bitches were like the sexualized cartoon versions of them

>>149409577
>>149415285
Seconding!!

>>149418753
stop being so parasocial, zoom zoom.

>>149419715
>ignore how every fatfag artist never draws fat females how they look irl
no

>>149410301
I legitimately like her tattoos. There's some proper thought and balance to them with a unified floral theme, but I suppose that's to be expected, given they were chosen and designed by an actual artist.

What I'm not a big fan of is when people just pick random shit and put it wherever, like doodling in the margins of a notebook. But hey, their bodies, their choice.

>>149407743
None, she goes comando
Like my wife

>>149419744
Lmao, most cartoon characters don't look like irl people. Having a unified art direction that contorts realistic anatomy into something more stylistic and appealing is basically one of the things that draws aritsts to cartoons in the first place.

That said, as a bonafide fatfag, there are definitely artists who draw fat women how they look in real life—stretchmarks, cellulite, double chins, the whole deal. I fucking love it. But that's because I love real women and actually touch/have sex with them. ymmv.

>>149408651
>300lb gf to church
despite the conservative outcry, fatties are really popular with church crowds. I had a friend in high school who was born-again christian, and the first crush I ever remember him admitting to me was with this absolute porker of a blond from his youth group. Definitely under 300, but still really fucking round and plump. I was actually jealous.

>>149407726 (OP)
cartoon proportions like this always make it hard to tell exactly how fat someone is supposed to be. like, I could see the intention being that she's maybe around like 220-ish, but those proportions are also fairly identical to my wife's and she's over 320.

>>149407887
>Abiotic Factor
My fucking man.

>>149407875
I just finished some Crash Bandicoot games (Twinsanity, Crash Tag Team Racing, Crash of the Titans) gonna go for Mind Over Mutant, I like the Radical Era characterizations.
I beat the PS1 trilogy pre-covid.

>>149418498
I'm pretty sure that character's standards aren't too high

>>149420422
Who is this character? I would treat her right.

>>149410730
Kek i remember when she got big and a week later purged her MLP universe and remade the whole thing. She dyked out literally everyone, it was surreal to watch the sudden shift.

>>149418498
>countless guys who may not be chad but would love any moderately attractive girl who loved them back?
This "nice guy" trope has been proven false enough by now, don't you think? 99% of the time, when a man hooks up with what they perceive as a less-than-perfect woman, it's because they think they can harass the woman into being a perfect woman. Or they just feel entitled to a sex maid.

>>149420619
I often have to wonder if I'm just an exception or if women are going out of their way to date the shittiest men imaginable, because saying 99% of men on the market are looking to harass their partners or have a sex maid sounds insane to me.

>>149420580
lol what? who cares?

>>149420580
what happened with that? why the sudden shift?

>>149420547
It's Quinn from one of Gloomypunks's new comics

>>149420650
Back when she was super active on DA she had this whole "next gen au" of mlp where she would include a story with each art she would do. Then she got accepted to work at pixar or disney, i forgot exactly, and like within a month she completely reimagined the au where all the horses were dykes but still had kids with the exception of Discord and Celestia who stayed the same.
She worked on it a bit before pivoting into farming pokemon genwunners with her pokemon next gen (where Jessie was married to James btw, before she dyked her out with Delia alongside every other character that wasnt Ash and Misty)
It's still all there on her DA page if you can stomach it lmao.

>>149407726 (OP)
i wish any of the posts about this show were authentic

>>149420637
>saying 99% of men on the market are looking to harass their partners or have a sex maid sounds insane to me.
The difference is that the men don't see it that way. They simply think they're entitled to a loving, subservient wife, and that anything they do to help their women become that wife is automatically virtuous, even if they're treating their wife like shit.

Simple truth is that people of all genders are becoming sociopaths thanks to a post-capitalist society that can no longer deliver on its promises to the working class. Gen Z is getting exposed to this behavior at such an early age thanks to social media that they're choosing to be completely parasocial instead—just pretend some twitch streamer is your friend and jerk off to free onlyfans previews and kill the rest of your existence with irony.

>>149415682
literally my type of woman wtf

>>149420619
>>149420751

>>149420728
What she did is honestly so much less weird than the fact that you paid this much attention to it. Like, yeah, young folks do cringy shit online and sometimes shift their identity in order to placate folks who will look through this small window into their lives. Especially for someone in a media workplace, this is effectively like updating their resume and doing PR work. Like, yeah, of course they change things in order to project a different image of themselves, lmao.

Tired teachers or nice teachers, that is the question

>>149420856
Fair point, I probably am weird to rememver it but when a creator "shifts" in real time it sticks out with you lol.

>>149420899
Nice teachers who'll give you extra credit if you ask nice enough.

>>149420899
Teachers who are tired but also still nice because they suffer from depression and don't want you to feel the same way.

>>149420899
Tired teachers that still go out of their way to be nice out of the kindness of their heart.

>>149408006
>>149412850
Society still hates women, and 25+ especially. A show about adult magical girls would invariably flop. You are never getting your hag show.

>>149420931
>>149420933
That's the right answer

>>149412850
Best I can do.

https://litter.catbox.moe/hylnr6w6zpjp4rz9.jpg

>>149420128
Nice games man

>>149420931
>Teachers who are tired but also still nice because they suffer from depression and don't want you to feel the same way.
I had a teacher like this in middle schooI. I could tell she was always stressed, but most teachers are, or at least play it up that way. She always encouraged me, though. I was her weird little outcast student, and she could tell people picked on me, and she really supported my individuality at a time in my life when I needed it.

Turns out, she was the victim of a pretty big slander case (in my podunk town, anyway) when a good chunk of the administration accused her of only getting her job because her husband was recently hired as a principal in the same school system. Most of the time I knew her, she was fighitng off lawsuits, and I think it resulted in her separating from her husband and moving across the country with her daughter. I found her obituary in 2013—she died long before her time, hopefully of nothing tragically preventable.

>>149407754
>My wife
>>149409446
>My gf
>>149408651
>my big fat fatty 300lb gf

>>149420422
>Zippertits
yeah, shit taste right there

>>149421375
whhoa

>>149421375
Based. Bout time she got some.

>>149420899
Tired but who still have that spark within them that shows every once in a while

>>149420899
Nice, tired teachers

>>149420899
Those two traits are not mutually exclusive.

>>149407726 (OP)
GOD I love fat bitches...

>>149407726 (OP)
I need her to groom tf out of me

>>149424630
Zaaaamn who dis?

>>149421014
Two hot teachers wasted as canon dykes? Damn

>>149427076
There's literally a name in the image

>>149422166
This. I require visual aids

i love em BIG

>>149428193
Code?

>>149425778
Please tell me this isn’t some one off character because she’s got a really cute design.

>>149407726 (OP)
why is she white

>>149419760
same, I can appreciate a good sleeve

>>149407726 (OP)
Yup, right is way hotter. Left is cute tho.

>>149415285
>>149409577
If you were men of taste you would know the name is Mannysdirt. I can recognize him merely by the style. And his gradient backgrounds.

>>149429242
>probably wears nothing but long-sleeves now just to keep the kids from constantly asking her about the tattoos
Gotta love the environmental storytelling

>>149429242
She could use some dicking

What's the story of this teacher from the new Phineas and Ferb? I feel like I should have seen art of her by now...

>>149420973
Can I write the hag show myself?

>>149407743
granny underpants obviously

Any Miss Bivvins requests?

>>149431131
be the change you wanna be anon

>>149431869
Her in an open bathrobe, looking seductively at the viewer

>>149431869
Breast expansion

>>149431869
Pregnant and beckoning you to come to bed

>>149428234
OONIKU-013

>>149407726 (OP)
>hottest character in the series is a lesbian
Every time

>>149412377
Left out the part where Jessie gets chubby from Delia feeding her well.

>>149434011
>every time

Explain?