Thread 149410196

how would you answer?

>>149410196 (OP)
You sir, are racist.

>>149410196 (OP)
Because fuck you, you don't deserve it.

>>149410196 (OP)
Ok, what do you want me to do? Give me a tangible thing that I can accomplish with my power ring.

>>149410196 (OP)
Ollie look out he's got a gun!
*forms giant hammer and splats gun wielding manaic*

>>149410243
Squash the South

>>149410196 (OP)
I would just use the database in my green lantern ring to list several times I’ve helped the black population of Earth and point out that, despite the common misconception, it’s actually the CHINESE I never do anything for due to the yellow impurity in my ring and the fact they don’t have souls anyway so who cares what happens to those dogeating bastards.

He's right, he should ask the brown shirts to "help" the black skinz

>>149410312
Its a genuine question, I'm not from the South nor am I a neo confederate or racist or anything like that.

>>149410341
It's a genuine answer. Undoing the Reconstruction would be a good start.

Would you call these clumsy 70s attempts at tackling racial issues "woke"?

>>149410353
Oh I misunderstood what you were saying lol. Well first stop Montgomery Alabama...

>>149410353
Kys fag

>>149410196 (OP)
>"The 'Blue Skins' had a genetically engineered virus released on their planet, threatening to kill 99.99% of the population. The 'Orange Skins' were trapped on a planet whose moon was destabilizing in its orbit and the 'Purple Skins' were invaded by an interplanetary warlord, but sorry you have to sit at the back of the bus and drink from different water fountains, buddy."

>>149410196 (OP)
"I'm a space cop, what did you expect?"

>>149410356
Nah, they were genuine at least

>>149410356
WOAH… is that fucking blackface dude?

>>149410196 (OP)
>"I help people based on the content of their character, not their skin colour"

>>149410356
Is she seriously wearing a watermelon themed shirt???

>>149410356
No. They were heavy handed and more than a little saccharine but they were coming from a good place in a genuinely more turbulent time. Not to insinuate racism isn't an issue in modern society but most of the major issues have been, in at least a legal sense, resolved to a point were it's probably not going to get any better. Half the issue with this kind of thing now is that it's coming from spoiled people looking for non issues to get mad over.

>>149410196 (OP)
Only the planetary governments of Earth can solve their own crimes against their own humanity, not from an alien police state whose sole purpose is to not interfere with under developed planets.

>>149410196 (OP)
I still haven't read this run, so I'm going to ask you: what are your genuine thoughts on this? I'm specially asking this to the people who liked the run, or anybody who read it. Without context it feels like he's literally saying
>you saved a lot of lives, good for you
>but what about my people! Why can't you save everybody? That's not fair
Is that literally what's going on? Because that seems like a dumb opinion

>>149410196 (OP)
Tell him that next time Anus Raper the World Killer comes knocking not to come crying to me

>>149410196 (OP)
nigger

>>149410312
>nukes atlanta
okay now what

>>149410196 (OP)
I feel like stopping the Dominators from taking over the planet or Evil Star from blowing it up helped that ungrateful asshole quite a bit.

>>149410367
No, you understood everything correctly the first time. Undoing the great injustice that was the Reconstruction in how forgiving it was. Go Sherman on it, it's not too late. It's the only way to save the country.

>>149410196 (OP)
>okay, could you explain to me how I can use my power ring to solve the kind of complex systemic issues that hurt black people? Yes, I know Superman helps people with little things in between the more major good deeds he does, but short of becoming a dictator, there's not much he can do to fight, say, poverty.

>>149410501
Kys troon

>>149410578
Your existence is a good reason why. You should never have had the opportunity to be born.

>>149410384
>>149410399
How else are you supposed to know that she's black, huh?

>>149410196 (OP)
N

>>149410196 (OP)
"I did help the black skins. The cryztonians were under threat from a... oh, you meant black people. Well, you'll have to pardon me for the confusion, since your skin's not actually black."

>>149410356
No, because they were aimed at young Anglo boys in a time when racism was more prevalent, public, and culturally acceptable. Being heavy handed about "why you shouldn't be racist" made sense to do, on top of comics having faster pacing back then.

>>149410196 (OP)
They better not pussy out on making Hal a conservative

>>149410589
Keep seething tranny

>>149410196 (OP)
"I'm helping you and others by protecting Earth you dumb, selfish fuck."

>>149410356
"Lois, I'm not human, so your racial classifications mean nothing to me. Not only does it make no sense for you to call me white, I couldn't give less of a shit what race a human is."

>>149410196 (OP)
Because those planets were being ruled by oppressive governments, who were enslaving and killing them. The "black skin", as you call them, have a culture problem that keeps them down. If I was to remove all the people who help perpetuate your problems, you'd call me a racist for taking away all of your celebrities and leaders.

>>149410442
Some of the issues are good, but a lot were pretty dumb or kinda filler with dumb resolutions.
Worth reading for the novelty, but don't spend too much money on it.

>>149410196 (OP)
"Every day you're alive to whine about having to be black is a day you owe to superheroes protecting the entire planet from alien invaders and home-grown megalomaniacs. That's our job. We don't have the power to force America to like you, and imposing our will on the world like that is something a villain would do. We could fly you to Africa, maybe you'd be happier living somewhere without any white people."

>>149410196 (OP)
>how would you answer?
"I'm a galactic police having to keep the peace in dozens of planets separated by lightyears. I cannot be everywhere at once. Especially in the planet with the highest density of supers in the galaxy."

>>149410196 (OP)
"why does the color of their skin matter, their problems were immediate and fatal, a problem i can solve by punching, our problems are larger and have longer histories, if i punch every klansmen your problems will continue"

>>149410196 (OP)
I have him meet this gentleman and have him ask the same question

>>149410307
??
the old black guy character made you horny?

>>149410196 (OP)
>Meets Green Lantern
>Asks for gibmes
AYFKM?

>>149410196 (OP)
this page was praised when it came out

>>149410196 (OP)
"Fuck off back to Africa". And no, I amnot in a country with a history of foreign slaves or colonies. Hell, if I had superpowers I would be sinking boats.

>>149412255
i can see why, its a very clever bit of wordplay that sounds profound.

>>149410356
What if her turning black is what would finally make him comfortable marrying her?

>>149410196 (OP)
>turns out the guardians were a bunch of assholes that had to be killed and replaced
How did that random black guy know?

>>149410196 (OP)
I...can't...

>>149412885
Magical Negro,Shieetzam

>>149410356
Yeah they were woke and preachy, they're the reason we're here I'm the first place.

>>149412255
No it wasn't, people were reading Jonah hex instead

>>149410196 (OP)
skibidi toilet

>>149410356
According to the actual fucking definition of woke? Yes. According to 4chan's definition? It was made before 2014 so it can't be woke.

>>149410196 (OP)
Well, first off, I resent the proud Glanarians being casually dismissed as the purple skins", you fucking Nigger.

>>149410474
A job well done.

>>149410356
They're certainly corny, preachy, and rarely well done, but they also come from a completely different cultural background, so to label them using modern slang, specifically formed around a modern context would be the job of a fool.

>>149410397
BASED

>>149410356
As long as she isn't fat

>>149414089
does that mean that bizarro is a chubby chaser?

>>149414253
no
it means bizzaro gets fucked by fat ugly bastards.

I'd just make a middle finger construct then go to the planet of space babes.... ah fuck it, I'm in a good mood, I'd take the fucker with me. Show him a good time. Life's too short to be mad and make enemies.

>>149410243
If Hal can overthrow bad governments in space why can’t he do it on Earth?

>>149410399
my second thought exactly
Hella dope shirt tho desu
-a fuckin honkey and a half

>>149410196 (OP)
people only remember this gay shit because some fag brought it up on some TV show years ago.

>>149412159
Is this real