>Superman getting involved in international affairs is bad!
Glad the new movie shat all over this idea

>>149416268 (OP)
It's probably possible to get an international affair resolved, but forcing them like that's no good.

why is resolving it like this bad? there is objectively nothing wrong with this
>BUH BUH BUH MUH INTERNATIONAL GEOPOLITICS!
israel is a mix of people fighting over ancient books. a person with actual power who is more or less on par with their god telling them to fuck off is a fine solution

>>149416370
because if they do it to your country you start to cry.

>>149416268 (OP)
I like the idea Superman getting involved in a war but in the most passive way possible.
>Tanks roll towards border
>Blue blur appears
>All the tanks are back at the base
>They try again
>Blue blur sends them back to base
>They try again
>Blue blur
>They try again
>But they ran out of fuel now

>>149416339
>but forcing them like that's no good.
You're right. He should have personally enforced peace and also unilaterally determined and enforced reparations based on historical and legal precedent.

>>149416414
Dumb. Much better idea
>Tanks roll across a border
>Blue blur appears
>all the tanks stop moving
>They try again
>Blue blur appears and they apparently break down again
>They try again
>Blue blur
>They try again
>But they ran out of tanks now
>All the crews turn up in a custom built POW camp in the invaded country

>>149416339
Its fine as long as superman is always around to slap their shit if they get up to shit again
But the moment [Imperial Authority] goes away they not only get right back up to what they were doing before they now have more tools to do it with.

>>149416268 (OP)
Injustice should not be used as an example of good comic writing.

>>149416268 (OP)
Superman stopping one country from invading another country is plausible, but there ain't no way that Superman would be able to solve the Israel-Palestine conflict just by forcing their leaders to agree to his peace plan. The people underneath them would see them as compromised and just keep fighting anyway, especially Palestinians. Superman would basically have to spend most of his time hanging out at the Israel-Palestine border enforcing his rule to do anything.
What would Superman's peace plan be anyway? No peace plan would satisfy both sides, Palestinians want Israel gone and Israel wants Palestine gone. Despite intetnational pressure, neither side actually wants a two-state solution. What would the new borders even be? And what's Superman's solution for Jerusalem, one of the most contentious topics?

>>149416472
>But the moment [Imperial Authority] goes away they not only get right back up to what they were doing before they now have more tools to do it with.
Okay. So don't let them accumulate tools and work with other powers such that the imperial authority never goes away.

>>149416497
>What would the new borders even be?
The last legally recognized border? If Superman's feeling fancy he can even dig a bunch of tunnels connecting the broken up territories.
>The people underneath them would see them as compromised and just keep fighting anyway
Okay. And? How would that be any different from a gang war? I'm sure Superman has experience with groups that want to kill each other. Just arrest people that dick around. Palestinian attacks an Israeli, give em to the Israelis. Israeli attacks a Palestinian. Give em to the Palestinians. He'd also probably have to arrest everyone involved in war crimes on both sides and toss em to the Hague to begin.

>>149416537
>So don't let them accumulate tools
then they rise up against you because you artificially keeping them in squalor and end up just having to genocide the area
>work with other powers such that the imperial authority never goes away
Not possible, even putting aside that other powers are in direct competition with you for control there is no such thing as perpetually maintaining imperialistic authority. It will wane, whether its a nation or superman. Eventually people will lose respect for the force of arms, whether deserved or not, and begin acting out again. And in superman's case its even easier than a nation because he will eventually have to go deal with some crisis that forces him into absentia or gets hit by a green rock that puts him into a coma for months.
>The last legally recognized border?
Recognized by who's law? One party will legally recognize borders that more favor them or historical precedent over recent changes.
>Palestinian attacks an Israeli, give em to the Israelis. Israeli attacks a Palestinian
>just hand over foreign nationals to governments that hate them
genius idea

>>149416537
Grab an asteroid from Jupiter and drop it on the middle east. The only winning move is to flip the table.

>>149416339
It's literally in-character for Superman to violently force the end of wars.

>>149416268 (OP)
There is absolutely nothing wrong with this. Violent retards need to be threatened to stop causing harm to people by someone more powerful than they are, it’s no different than the concept of having a police force to make sure individuals aren’t allowed to get away with just beating each other to death and taking each other’s shit. Pax Supermanica.

>>149416268 (OP)
Israhell woukd just hold the rest of the world hostage with their nukes (samson option) and force the US government to deal with superman

Superman doesn't really have to give a shit about Bovaria's expansionist plans and using funny constructs to kill combatants about to murder kids is actually good

Love how the US government quickly turned on Bovaria and Author once they understood Superman won't let them get away with any funny business. It wasn't a moral decision, it was a logical one

>>149417471
Superman would just stop the nukes, idiot

>>149416268 (OP)
if superman gets involved in interntional conflicts and politics why wouldnt he also get involved with internal politics, Drumpf does retarded shit and gets sent to the phantom zone, dems does another thing he don't like and gets the same treatment, even if he abolished the current political system and forced a more representative multiparty systel on america all elected politicians would still be subservient to him.
he would just become emperor superman

You don't get it bro, doing good things is actually bad. So we should give all our tax money to Luthorcorp.

Insane reaches by the /co/ intellectual elite.

>>149417510
>he would just become emperor superman
I think at this point most people would prefer that to grifting politicians who are subservient to their donors and just set the people against each other to hold onto their seats on the gravy train without actually doing anything to improve their country or citizens’ lives. I know I would.

>>149416370
>More or less on par with their god
Superman created the world in 7 days?

>>149417510
>Multiparty system
>6-7 parties
>The one that won the majority vote only had 23% of the votes
>Somehow more representative than a 2 party system where the winner has 51%
Lmao. This is why democracy is doomed to fail. You retards shouldn't be allowed to vote.

>>149417642
>what are party coalitions

>>149417642
>elected with 23% of the vote
Congrats, you’ve discovered another flaw of democracy, FPTP. You can fix that as well with proportional representation so everybody’s vote actually counts.

>>149416497
Get them each into a miniature country of their own, Kandor style.

>>149416497
>>149416497
>Palestinians want Israel gone
palestinians (even hamas) wants a two state solution, they just want to go back to the UN recognized borders (who are heavily in favor of israel anyways) but the jews just chimp out and continue to build illegal settlements while claiming arabs aren't willing to compromise.
Western leftists who think a one state solution is viable are delusional.
but so are zionist rightoids who follow hasbara propaganda

>>149417507
isn't it canon that he wouldn't be able to stop all nukes if a nuclear war broke out?

imagine the global power vacum that would occur if superman died. it would risk an even bigger war

>>149417423
Who wins in a UN Battle Royal of Kings, Prime Minsters & Presidents when Superman brings them all to an Arena and tells them to Fight?

>>149417916
>mandrama autism

>>149417616
Way less than seven days. Please read comics.

>>149417916
Edi Rama, I don’t think that’s even in question.

>>149417771
No

>>149417423
So what does the winner of the boxing match get to enforce all their demands of the losing country? Is superman endorsing might makes right but only in one on one?
This is a seriously juvenile solution what does Superman do when the armies continue fighting without their leaders anyway

>>149418828
You have to be an autistic retard to think that was superman's end goal. It's just to expose them as cowards who let's others do the fighting for them.

>>149416268 (OP)
Based, that's my Superman.
>glad the new slop
they didn't do shit. it's a fake conflict unlike the picrel you posted. if gunn had balls, he would've made the movie about that.

>>149417761
>palestinians (even hamas) wants a two state solution
retard

>>149416268 (OP)
But Superman will only live to a 100 something , who keeps the peace after that?

>>149416268 (OP)
All this does is get the other countries to start building up a Kryptonite arsenal to make him go away so they can get back to their normal killing of each other. Basically, once Superman starts escalating world politics, so will everybody else.

>>149418886
Get a load of this moron

>>149416339
Why not? The outcome for such conflicts *always* is the result of superior firepower. You think Israel is running an apartheid state using strong diplomatic arguments? No, its a matter of Force.

The only difference here is that the superior force deciding the outcome is a third party. But its no less legitimate an outcome so long as its ultimatums can be enforced. If Superman made a decree and then fucked off never to be seen again, it would never work, but so long as both sides have to play by the rules or Superman will come back and make them pay for it its no different than actual IRL geopolitics.

>>149418873
and you have to be an autistic retard to miss the point that superman's solution is a joke, what's superman's plan for when one or both take up the challenge that was my main point you fucking retard

>>149416268 (OP)
>Superman getting involved in international affairs is bad!
It's not bad if he stops half assing it and is honest about it and declares himself king of the world because that's what he is when he's deciding these international affairs

>>149419142
No you are just an autistic retard. There is no point in speaking to you.

>>149416497
>What would Superman's peace plan be anyway? No peace plan would satisfy both sides, Palestinians want Israel gone and Israel wants Palestine gone. Despite intetnational pressure, neither side actually wants a two-state solution. What would the new borders even be?

There is an easy, fair answer that Israel would absolutely fucking hate. We don't talk about it, but the location of the state of Israel was actually a matter of much debate post WW2. There were a number of places that it could have ended up being, including the United States, Argentina, Madagascar, and I think some place in Norway. Jews managed to swing the debate in favor of giving them the holy land, against the will of the people living there, but you could argue that this was itself an unfair mistake and the inherent source of all of the conflict since. The solution, then, is to *move Israel* and give the land back to Palestine to whom it rightfully belongs.

Now, obviously, IRL this is completely fucking unfeasible. You'd never make it work, the logistics for forcing an entire nation of people to move to another continent against their will is absurd. But for Superman... its really just a matter of finding a good alternate location for them all and enforcing that decision. Moving all of the people by hand would take him maybe a day, and even picking up and moving buildings isn't out of the question for him. They wouldn't be happy about it, but neither are they capable of stopping him and once they have all been relocated to south america or something there's not a lot they can do to undo that population shift.

>>149419202
The autonomous Jewish Oblast would be a nice spot for them.

>>149419186
concession accepted

>>149416268 (OP)
Israel would love that. They'd just sit and explain how infinite right of return isn't feasible for maintaining a Jewish majority state (which seems neccesary since Arabs keep killing the Jews living in Muslim majority states) and that Paleslimes have all the material and funds they need to build a functioning society where they are right now if only they stopped digging up plumping to make rockets and wasting concrete on building bunkers instead of roads.

The Paleslime would insist that they won't sign any peace deal that doesn't guarantee every Paleslime "refugee" across the entire world the right to return to Israel, even if they weren't born there.

Superman would then laser the Paleslime representative and call for a replacement while the Israeli makes tfw. How many do you think Supes would fry before a fair deal was reached and the Paleslimes were forced to actually try building a society for the first time in 200 years?

>>149419333
They would just die to marty death desu

>>149417642
>>The one that won the majority vote only had 23% of the votes
it's shit anyway, in the us the winner gets about 33% of possible votes

>>149419202
>But for Superman... its really just a matter of finding a good alternate location for them all and enforcing that decision
OK, but where would that be? All of the "good" places on Earth are already taken. If a place has no people in it, it's because nobody wants to love there. You'd just be displacing other people.

>>149419333
But Israel would also be demanding the right to keep all of their illegal settlements and keep making new ones, so Superman would probably laser Bibi too.

>>149417642
Thats not a majority, anon. Thats a plurality. And the plurarity wins is already a flaw of american democracy. US democracy uses the electoral college to trick people until thinking that it represents 51% of the vote, but its just 51% of the electoral college. On a per district and per state level, its plurality wins.
You fix this with something like ranked choice voting, that prunes lowest entry until an actual majority manifests itself. If one doesn't manifest, you vote again. Lots of countries do this if a government fails to form.

>>149416497
>The people underneath them would see them as compromised and just keep fighting anyway, especially Palestinians.
How do you know this? Have they held a vote about it recently?