Chapter 99: Page 37

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>>149416481 (OP)
Full-on murder in Gunnerkrigg?! On a bonus page?!? Tom, you magnificent bastard, I READ YOUR BOOK!

>>149416481 (OP)
Yes, ofcourse, they hate Kat!
Because of the... uhm...
They like Zimmy, and Kat is... uh...

>>149416521
Zimmy believes that Kat will kill her.

>>149416521
It doesn't matter! They are evil hu-witches! That's so cool!
I have no clue what they are possibly thinking they could do against Kat, but I wanna see them fail miserably! Or succeed! If Kat dies, it'll only speed up her ascension to true godhood.
This is a win-win situation for the reader.

>>149416481 (OP)
Goddamn these bitches are insane. Now I'm turned on.

>>149416577
I wonder how insane the other witches can be.

It's cute they still think Kat can be killed.

>>149416647
How else will she ascend to godhood? One must first shed their mortality.

Obviously Zara will have to start by seducing Annie so that she's not watching out for Kat

yeah. go right ahead and try to hurt kat. I'd love to see her army of loyal robot people unleash hell upon them.

WTF WITCHES ARE BASED NOW?

I hope its a violent murder involving being crushed bone by bone by the punches of a hulked up girl, they juiced like an orange so they can all bath and dance naked in her sinful blood

>>149416521
>>149416572
Come on, you actually can't figure it out?
They are basically the Zimmy's Fanclub and Zimmy is convinced Kat is going to kill her.

What's a witch's greatest enemy? Fire. And they're playing with it.

>>149416481 (OP)
Cool, cant wait for this to be resolved in the least interesting way possible

>>149417168

>>149417532
... later

I miss Annies...

>>149416577
RIGHT?!

>>149417539
>>149417532
This foreshadowing is crazy.

>>149417562
Yeah me too

>>149416481 (OP)
So Solid Annie still has to fight WITCHHOUND. Nice.

>>149416481 (OP)
Oh word? You bitches still want that smoke, huh? Yeah , good luck with that.

>>149417721
>this hand of mine glows with an awesome power

>>149417168
god the two annies were better than anything else this comic ever did

>>149416481 (OP)
Okay but WHAT the FUCK is the justification for this? To stick it to That Carver Bitch or something?

>>149416563
We still have yet to see any indication of ANY problems between Zimmy and Kat past that machine-god thing that one time and Kat doesn't seem all too interested in this whole thing anyway, so as long as they stay away from each other, everything's just peachy

>>149417808
>Okay but WHAT the FUCK is the justification for this? To stick it to That Carver Bitch or something?
Zimmy think Kat's going to kill her, and since Zimmy is the witches' precious science project Kat need to disappear. Also Jenny just really hates Annie for some reason.

>>149417812
>some reason
Annie knows what she did.

>>149417812
But Jenny is the only source of information on Zimmy for the witches, is she not? Why would they be willing to murder someone in cold blood, based on third-hand information? That's so wild.

>>149417858
Have you the women that call themselves witches and the whole witchcore aesthethic/lifestyle these days? They're batshit insane. I would be absolutely unsurprised to learn the "spirit battles against Allah" thing was completely serious.

>>149417858
... Yes, anon, you're right. People doing terrible things out of blind obedience is totally unprecedented throughout all of history.

>>149417808
>We still have yet to see any indication of ANY problems between Zimmy and Kat past that machine-god thing that one time and Kat doesn't seem all too interested in this whole thing anyway
It doesn't matter, all that matter is that the witches believe Kat is a threat to Zimmy. They are basically her fan club. I don't know how this isn't straightforward for you.

>>149417812
>Also Jenny just really hates Annie for some reason.
There was a misunderstanding.

>>149417898
Bro, don't even. They are talking about murder, and from what we've seen of their task force X meeting, they are well equipped to commit murder and they are under full control of their mental faculties. They are not some lunatics who can't differentiate between real and fake, they weren't hoodwinked into this because of fanaticism, they are just straight up evil.
In any case, I never said that it's unrealistic, either way. I just said that it's wild, which it is, especially for this comic. Don't pretend like this isn't a huge twist.

>>149417898
Oh fuck off. These chicks aren't madly in love with Zimmy, nor do they have some kind of ancient blood pact to fulfill.
They're more than ready to murder someone after a friend told them she's scared of them. And that's quite literally insane.

>>149417958
>They are not some lunatics who can't differentiate between real and fake
Snyder fans sent death threat to WB producers.

>>149417914
You could say that she didn't... understand

>>149417958
They believe the life of Zimmy is in danger and want to protect her from her future killer.

They are jumping the gun a little, there, but Zimmy herself seems really afraid and to really believe there is a good chance it will happen and from a twisted point of view, they see it as a proportioned response to a threat of death.

>>149417977
Did they make an attempt on those WB producers' lives or did they only send death threats from the safety of their homes? Well geez, would you look at that.
Fucking retard.

them being so casual about murdering someone gives off the impression they've done it before. potentially multiple times.

>>149417994
Do you not realize just how insane what you just said is?
"My friend told me she was going to be killed by this high school girl I've never heard of. It must have been true because my friend was really scared!"

>>149418000
That's hot.
I thought Zara couldn't be any sexier.

>>149417996
Even sending death threats is already too far for what is supposed to be a bunch of fan.

>>149418000
Yes, because what this comic really needed was a bunch of teenage serial killers. Bravo, Tom! Surely this will bring the viewcount back up!
Also checked.

>>149418016
That's not insane, that's overacting. which is expected from a bunch of teenager who truly believe their idol is in danger.

>>149418020
Yes, you're right. So?
How does this serve as a counter argument against that anon's statement?
Some teenagers in real life have such comfortable lives that they feel safe enough to send death threats to people they don't know, so that means it makes total sense for teenagers in this comic to plan to kill a stranger for no good reason?
What?

They are drawing parallels between Kay and Zimmy the witches are drawn to devotion the same as the robot cult

>>149418029
>which is expected from a bunch of teenager who truly believe their idol is in danger.
Again, to think that someone is "truly" in danger just because someone else told you that she is in danger because she was "really scared" is insane. Literally.
Also, Zimmy is the obsession of Jack, who is the boyfriend of Jenny, who told the witch crew that her boyfriend's obsession is in danger because sher boyfriend told her that his obsession is really scared for her life.

>>149418052
Possible.

>>149418061
To be fair, Jenny was obviously present when Zimmy went full schizo during Jenny's spell.
She just doesn't know Omega and Jack's secret special reason that appears to be - at the same time- a reason for Kat to kill Zimmy as well as a reason for Zimmy to be protected.

>>149417958
>I just said it's wild
Is it? The comic doesn't really shy away from dark subject matter. Teenagers being willing to murk niggas isn't really that crazy when compared to shit like Mort dying in the London bombings.

>>149418078
The only theory that I can think of that could be both of those things at once is still that Zimmy set free the whitelegs.
Jack might still be under their influence, having never actually been cured of their mind altering effects on him and Jenny clearly has some fascination of her own with the whitelegs. It's even possible that all the witches are already infested by the whitelegs.
Kat still probably wouldn't KILL Zimmy over it, it's hard to imagine Kat would ever willingly kill anyone, but she'd certainly be very very mad.

Being killed would not even be a minor inconvenience for Kat. We saw how nonchalant she was about her neck exploding. I bet she's been waiting for an excuse to die, so she can finally shed her weak, mortal flesh.

>>149418122
Pretty much. I'm fully prepared for her to die and there will be a big dramatic scene and everyone's sad about it and two panels later she's like "ANNIE LOOK AT ME I TURNED MYSELF INTO A COMPUTER I'M COMPUTER KAT!" everyone will have a laugh about it and then the chapter ends.

>Rey straight up murdered a guy cause he was desperate for pussy, and then murders another person as collateral
>the Court murdered one of their own to turn her into a security system
>said person was forcibly volunteered by her shitty incel co-worker
>Mort died in the Blitz
>Coyote's abuse of Ysengrin
>Tony's abuse of Annie
>the Court committing passive genocide
But yeah, it's the homicidal teenagers that crosses the line, apparently.

>>149418061
>because she was "really scared"
Zimmy outright expressed she feared KAt would kill her. Do'nt argue in bad faith, please.

And again, we are talking about a bunch of teenagers who think they are on a mission.

>>149418000
They absolutely have. I would just like to point out Jack's complicity in this. We joke about the cuck chair, but seriously look at him. He knows full well he just put out a hit on Kat.

>>149418161
Perhaps they think Zimmy is a god?
We heard it straight from another god's mouth. Well, demigod. Aata said Zimmy had god-like etheric abilities.
Could be the witches worship her.
Especially considering the strange phrasing Jenny used. 'Etheric gods'. No one has called a god that before in this comic. Either she diferentiates between etheric gods and some other kind of god, or she uses 'etheric gods' to refer not only to the gods but also beings that wouldn't traditionally be considered gods, but have god-like abilities, such as Zimmy.

>>149417105
She did just gain the powers of Omega on top of all her other bullshit mechgod powers.

With coyote not arround she is the most powerful being by a good margin.

My little psycho cult leader can't be this cute!

Real talk, I kinda love Jenny. This crazy bitch is highly entertaining for how utterly shit she is.

Is there ever going to be a clear, satisfying conclusion to this or is the goon just going to Berserk this bitch for another twenty years

>>149418239
The problem with the god's nebulous power levels in this comic seems to be whatever powers a god should have is what powers they do have. Kat is not fully bought in to this whole ether business yet, so she might still arbitrarily limit her power level. For all we know, doing what she did to Omega already only worked because of god power wank, but only because Kat's suspension of disbelief hasn't been broken. It makes a lot of sense in-universe and it's cool that Tom is able to blur the line so much it disappears, but it kinda sucks for those trying to make sense of things.

>>149418093
wonder did jones feel guilty about this.

This "plot" is so retarded
Why did the "distortion" happen again?
>Because coyote flipped out and ate zimmy
And why did he do that again?
>Because he was mad lupe fell in love with boxbot instead of annie
And why was he mad about that again? Why did he even put a retarded convoluted plan like that together? What point was he trying to prove? That Ysengrin wanting his strength was dumb? So what? Why's that worth flipping out and eating zimmy? Is coyote dead? If not why is he fucking around with all this, if yes why was so much of his latent power reserved for eating zimmy? Something something muh goose bone foreshadowing. And then when we get a glimpse of them all in zimmyverse^2, he doesn't actually seem to be giving a SHIT about lupe.
And the WHOLE time all these diversions are going on, we've just completely glossed over the fact the entire court is fucking off to A COMPLETELY NEW UNIVERSE WHERE ONLY DETERMINISM EXISTS. And nobody is shitting bricks over the very concept of this being a thing, it's like eh whatever.

And you know what? If every single one of these nonsensical plot points were weakly contrived simply as a means to get the characters into interesting situations and contexts..... I would be fine with that! EXCEPT NOTHING INTERESTING EVER HAPPENS! Tom does fucking nothing with any of the opportunities he contrives and everything gets neutered before it ever gets off the ground.

Gunnerkrigg Court is like the webcomic version of going on vacation to an exotic country and spending the whole time in your hotel room ordering room service and telling yourself what a great trip you had.

>>149418040
People have been duped to go on all kinds of religious crusades through history anon.

>>149418282
>t makes a lot of sense in-universe and it's cool that Tom is able to blur the line so much it disappears
No it isn't. No it is not at all. MAYBE if it were actually woven into the narrative and characters reacted to it in a manner that was consistent with the premise, but it as it stands right now it is functionally indistinguishable from Tom just being a very bad author.

>>149418142
Don't forget the brutal murder of the cutest girl (that knew what boys like). God I miss her

>>149418040
Out of all the problems this comic has, "some teenagers worship Zimmy and are willing to kill a suspicious character to protect her" is the least unbelievable.

>>149418365
that big ol box

>>149418396
She sure knew what boys liked

>>149416632
You know the lanky, mousey looking, silent chick that power lifts is either going to be a non-verbal autistic golem, or she's going to use magic to roid herself out and become some condescending, prideful killer. Also, she looks the type to sit in front of her computer reading bad fanfics until finger friction sets her clit on fire.

>>149418448
Or nothing will happen

>>149418448
>Also, she looks the type to sit in front of her computer reading bad fanfics until finger friction sets her clit on fire.
I wish I could draw

>>149418473
Well, yes. That's the comic's proud tradition. But before the situation is effortlessly diffused through a few lines of text (half of which is communicated off-screen), that is the personality that I predict the LIFT witch will exhibit.

>>149418326
>And why was he mad about that again?
Because things didn't go the way he expected to go.

>>149417061
Maybe that's what kills Zimmy in the end

>>149418326
>like the webcomic version of going on vacation to an exotic country and spending the whole time in your hotel room ordering room service and telling yourself what a great trip you had
That sounds good!

>>149418448

When is sexo Bugsy coming back

>>149418321
Literally three pages later. I swear, none of you stupid cunts actually read this comic that you hate so much.

>>149418365
She's fine. She's in the distortion school AU, remember?

>>149418396
Boxbot got dat GYATT.

>>149418473
Always a safe bet.

>>149418827
Safer bet: Make fan art of what you want to happen, like Kat getting snuffed by the witches!

>>149417812
sounds like Zimmy's setting herself up for a self-fulfilling prophecy

MAKE MORE FANART OF BOXBOT!

What would be the hottest way for Kat to be killed by the witches?

>>149418210
Coyote called Zimmy "Sister" which seemed significant when he also calls Reynard "Cousin". If she's not a god outright she's at least god-adjacent.

>>149419580
TRUE, I forgot about that.

So what's our theory?
Evil original timeline Kat?

>>149420519
But then why would she look like Annie?
Maybe a copy of Annie that the original timeline Kat made to replace her? But then why would she have god powers?

Maybe Zimmy is just some random shmuck and there is nothing to any of the weird connections she has with Annie, it's all just coincidence.

>>149419412
Beheaded, her head remaining animated to become a portable onahole.

>>149420602
Probably the latter

>>149419316
Agreed. I demand more lewds of this terrible robot.

>>149420652

>>149419412
for them to not succeed and Kat to turn them into drone extensions of herself ofc

>>149421643
>Kat assimilates the witches and turns them into her cyborg haremettes

>>149416481 (OP)
Based witches for trying to kill that screentime goblin

>>149421993
how else is she to peacefully subdue them other than to take their brains and transfer them into perfectly controlled 'new person' bodies?

>>149421643
>>149420652
Which one?

>>149417721
>Kidnaps daddy
>Oh no we have to save him!
>Kidnaps Kat
>BURN WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND SUNS FOR TAKING MY PRECIOUS FROM ME
I sure do hope nobody goes after Kat. That's one way to get cremated without requesting it.

>>149423119
Annie x Kat confirmed.

>>149423021
Beheaded witches as floating onadrones

>>149422272
... You know what? That might actually be where this is going. 'In which Kat goes too far' indeed.

>>149418326
Why does Coyote do fucking ANYTHING? Because he can and he thought it would be funny. Why did he pluck the moon out of the sky? Because he wanted to see Annie freak out. Why did he give Renard the possession power? Because he knew that using it would kill the host and thought it would be funny to watch Renard crash and burn. Why did he disguise himself as a dead goose and a bush and a lake? He doesn't even know, though he still was proud that he was able to trick himself.
He already had a habit of perfectly predicting the future, forming plans around what he saw, and then erasing his own memories so he still gets to be surprised like everyone else. His plan with Loup was all just to make fun of Ysengrin again, only for it to fail because the idiot he left the masterstroke to was an even bigger idiot than he thought. So he threw a tantrum like a child, or at least pretended to. Now he's "trapped" in another god-like being's personal fantasy dimension. But that has its entertainment value too.

Without someone to hold her leash, Kat goes off the chain

>>149423524
Too late, already doing my own thing.

>>149423983
Coyote is so whimsical that it's difficult to say if he was genuinely angry or just messing around. I don't have the pages at hand, but the whole short burst of anger felt kind of fake, and he didn't seem particularly angry when enraged Loup pushed him to collide with Zimmy.

>>149423119
Notice how Omega indeed left Kat alone. She's been stalking Annie her whole life, she knows she'll do it.

>>149423369
Since Chapter 6.

How many have the witches killed?
Rosa looks like she's sacrificed her firstborn already, at least.

>>149416481 (OP)
>>149416521
Kat is a freaky tech goddess
It's actually not that unreasonable to kill her

>>149425698
Nicely done Ima, are we gonna see her lubricate any pistons with her mouth?

>>149425698
excellent, though maybe one could be less wiped and thus more agonized about it

>>149425698
10/10

>>149425770
Great idea

>>149425698
>>149425924
... Goddammit.

>>149416481 (OP)
>20 year old webcomic
>/co/ still talks about it
What did this one do that the other major webcomics didn't?

>>149426472
consistently update

>>149425769
Up on pixiv and baraag.

>>149423983
You can't defend any of Tom's poor writing and bad decisions no matter how you try.

>um akshually this complete anticlimactic muddled clusterfuck is good because coyote is lolsorandum xd

>>149425769
stop enabling this retard
his garbage is never "nicely done"

>>149426498
If that was the most important thing then schlock mercenary would be the greatest webcomic ever made. A strip every single day for 20 years, one strip was 2 hours late because he suffered a power outage, but besides that one it was on time every day.

>>149427787
why do i fucking care what you think
you got an answer, you can fuck off now

>>149418254
I want to see her back to brunette

>>149428122
I want to see her unravel entirely as she goes crazy over her hatred for Annie and Kat.

>>149416481 (OP)
qt choco witch

>>149425698
>shitasalways isn't dead under a bridge
color me shocked

>>149417168
thought it was water

>>149428804
Zara a cute, but she'll stab you in a heartbeat, turns out.

>Anja when she finds out her apprentice is conspiring to murder her daughter

>>149418693
I forgot that a fucking muppet was in this comic

>>149418161
It's going to be hilarious when the other two witches inevitably have a completely polar opposite opinion to Zara and Whatsherface killing Kat and then it gets glossed over in an anticlimax like most other plot points in this comic

>>149430526
Thats just proper undead man styling and profiling.

Usually the comic is just boring and not incredibly stupid
Let's see where this new dumb angle leads

>>149417973
>nor do they have some kind of ancient blood pact to fulfill.
...
They're a witch coven, anon. The ancient blood pact is kinda implied.

>>149417910
It isn't straightforward because that's not how humans behave nor is it how the girls have been characterized
Don't be so obtuse

>>149423983
>The god driving the story did thing just because he can
That's dog shit writing and you know it

>>149429754
Drowning witches is a way people tested to see if they were witch. But nothing beats a good old burning at the stake.