Thread 149417078

>any elseworld/scenario where Reed and Sue break up or divorce
>its always Sue hooking up immediately with another Marvel turbochad like Namor or T'chala
>and Reed ending up alone in his science or just as a hermit
can we just take a moment how unrealistic of a scenario this always is?
Reed becoming single would be a doomsday scenario for every bachelor in the Marvel universe, bitches from all corners of the galaxy would flood to him
>smartest man on the planet
>owns his own giant company
>puts his main interest for the betterment of mankind
>great father
>loving husband
>grey fox temples
>even his arch nemesis is tsundere for him
>can travel to every known multiversal plane
>canonicly amazing in bed (Reed ''how big and how long you want it'' Richards)
meanwhile Sue always ends up as a single mom with lame powers and nothing to her name

>>149417078 (OP)
Deal with it Reed.

>>149417078 (OP)
>spic filename
Lol

>>149417447
reed translates to chad in spanish?
i did not know that. thanks anon.

unfortunately, he's a moron where it counts

>>149417078 (OP)
Any scenario where Reed and Sue break up or divorce is generally due to Reed being inattentive or otherwise putting his work before everything else, so he either wouldn't notice or wouldn't respond to any woman showing interest.

>>149417879
yeah quiet a lot, actually.

>>149417078 (OP)
Too autistic for other women to want him

>>149417441
Namor get off the computer the humans are throwing toxic waste to the ocean again

>>149417934
Basically this. No other woman could put up with him. Sue is a saint for dealing with his autism.

>>149417078 (OP)
Reed has chosen peace. A lot of divorced people men and women both make that choice. While Sue is off in the center of a dram storm, Reed is at home getting shit done and going on adventures with his bros. they call it a ball and chain for a reason.

>>149417943
Women will put up with just about anything to be near a famous, successful man. There's a line wrapped around NYC of bitches who are desperate to make Reed a sandwich.

Reed isn’t the cuck I am because I am in love with her more than he or anyone else ever could.

>>149418999
why doesnt Reed hook up with any of the other turbogenius females at Marvel do, someone he can dump his autism on

Reed being married doesn’t make sense, you’d imagine he being a man of science knows that love is just a chemical to make you want to reproduce. None of it’s real for a man and at the end of the day it ends at some point, whether it’s sickness, someone telling her the right words after an argument or whatever, it’s always going to end.

I would not want to be a stepmom to the kid who could make me dissappear with a thought

>>149419030
moongirl is a minor and Valeria is his daughter

>>149419137
BUUUUURP THATS RIGHT MORTY

>>149419137
isnt that pretty much how all the other reeds on the council think?

>>149419024
doom...

>>149419137
Emotions are pretty much all dictated by chemical reactions but that doesn't dictate that they're not real. That's only the case if you value emotion on the basis that it comes from an outwordly source.

>>149419243
i imagine being the stepdad would be worse since you'd find yourself sooner in a position to socialise with him
i imagine Franklin would eventually turn Namor into a goldfish

>>149419030
One just doesn't force with whom to fall in love with. Millar's run has an arc where Reed's ex, another supergenius, comes back and indeed questions him why he would settle with someone he can't share his passion with. He responds by merely stating that she sloves her, despite that being apparently something that doesn't compute.

>>149417078 (OP)
>muscular
>genius
>huge cock
>still no gf
Hes just like me for real

>>149417078 (OP)
The Maker from the original 1610 Ultimates universe showed Sue with Ben.
The point of the Maker shows that whenever Reed doesn’t have a Sue in his corner, he’ll ultimately end up a villain or a wreck of himself. Or both.

>>149417865
>that figure
Damn, what did Reed and Sue did to make such a fine lady?

>>149417865
Reminder that that universe and it's inhabitants were created by Franklin, so he did it just to troll his dad.