Thread 149417571

>Dog? What dog?
>(Ugly dog with a cape?)

>>149417571 (OP)
Was that what he said? I honestly couldn't hear him here.

>>149417583
i havent seen it but if he actually mutters that (no pun intended?) thats pretty fucking funny, because the only person who would hear it is supes and his mics and cameras probably wouldnt.

>>149417571 (OP)
I didn’t expect to like Lex as much as I did, baldie was running on pure seethe.

>>149417583
>>149417592
Yup. My theater had subtitles and that's definitely what he said. That's why Supes flipped out.

>>149417592
Yeah, that is what Lex does and that’s exactly why he does it. This movie was such a pleasant surprise, I did not expect to enjoy it nearly as much as I did.

>Lex going 1A! 1A! 1A! 1A! 1A! 1A! 1A! 1A! as his staff cheer him on

So good

>>149417571 (OP)
>>149417583
I couldn't catch it the first time but the second, I definitely heard, "[something something] with a cape."

Loved how fucking petty this shit was.

>>149418102
go back to sucking dicks on reddit

>>149417571 (OP)
This Lex was the biggest Superman hater he was ever portrayed here, it was unreal.
More so than DCAU's "I spent 75 million dollars on a fake presidential campaign all just to tick Superman off"

>>149417571 (OP)
krypto was so fucking annoying and then the attack at the end where superman just doesn't do anything to control an out of control animal like it's funny.
Lex was unironically right.

>>149418236
There a different levels of pettiness. In the DCAU, he also had his own hidden agenda with the Brainiac thing. He THOUGHT it was only to piss Superman off, but Brainiac was also encouraging that to get his hands on enough tech to be reborn again.

>>149418245
It’s not Clark’s dog

>>149417571 (OP)
>Gazans what Gazans?

>>149418275
>It’s not Clark’s dog
Don't care put it down.

>>149418131
looks like we got a Lex ragebait monkey right here

>>149417571 (OP)
crazy idea to ragebait Superman right in his face when you don't believe he's a good person in the first place, Lex was really gambling with his life there

>>149418293
HOW. His name isn't krypto the regular fucking dog. Supes already got rid of all the world's kryptonite. He keeps the lil shit in the fortress of solitude for a reason

>>149418245
Motherfucker, Lex damn near ripped the planet in half because of a petty grudge.

He was near Golden Age Dr Sivana in levels of pettiness and mad science. That's pretty impressive.

>>149419280
That's the thing - Lex actually DOES believe Superman is a better person than him, and it drives him fucking insane with rage and jealousy. That's his character - Superman is everything he believes people can never be and seeing him embody everything Lex eschews and disregards as unrealistic is an infuriating prospect. All his talk about Superman being a threat to humanity is pure cope to mask his jealousy.

The supergirl scene was dogshit

>>149418245
Bitch was lucky Streaky wasn't there.

>>149420135
Krypto belonging to Kara and Clark being more of a cat person would actually be a pretty funny subversion

>>149417571 (OP)
I kind of wish Lex had that 80s era Kryptonite pinky ring for scenes like this one. And the ending, it takes away that whole Superman is in the room, everything is automatically handled and all plots are stopped just by his being there.

>>149417571 (OP)
So gunn is aware his mangy mutt was a terrible choice for krypto? nepotistic dickhead

>>149419632
>that bit during Blackest Night where Lex gets an Orange Power Ring, goes on a rampage and has to be restrained by WW's Lasso of Truth
>as the power high starts fading, Lex weakly admits that all he ever wanted was to be Superman

>>149419632
I think it's a bit early for THAT Lex, personally I think the movie version is still in the "I simply cannot believe that someone with all that power is good all the time, or has moral lines he won't cross. He is 100% a pretender trying to look good." phase, but after everything that's happened, NOW is when he'll turn into the version you mentioned.

>>149420293
>would

>>149418275
And the owner is fine with Krypto being unruly.

>>149420393
Nah, this Lex has an explicit rant where he openly states that he's just jealous of Superman and is using all the other pretences as an excuse to act on that jealousy.

>>149417571 (OP)
>LEX! where's my updog?
>what's an updog?
>nothing much, how about you?

>>149419334
>his name isnt krypto the regular fucking dog
hehehehehehhehehe dis 1 make me laugh

>>149420455
>not-Ultraman and not-Gamera toys
Young Clark had good taste

>>149418102
Him using fighting game directional inputs to fight Superman was not something I'd have expected.

>>149418102
>the first directive was "punch Superman in his face when he's down"
kek

Clark yelling for Krypto made him look silly and unhinged. Like, that's the only emotion you want your hero channeling? Clark can't intimidate Lex like that. He wouldn't even try. Clark has to checkmate Lex intellectually and thoroughly in his soul and reduce him to tear of sheer impotence.

>>149421261
It was clearly an intentional choice by Gunn to make this Superman a bit of an emotional and slightly hotheaded guy.

>>149417571 (OP)
>40 cakes? What 40 cakes? That's as much as four tens, you know.

>>149420430
>DCAU slop
leave

>>149420640
I'm surprised some hicks in Arkansas knew enough about not-godzilla and not-gamera to buy those toys for him.

>>149421561
Sorry, can't. Too busy being iconic and actually leaving an impression on real pop culture.

>>149421701
BTAS was good and everything else was like diet coke compared to a decent comoc

>>149417571 (OP)
He might be the most hateable comic book movie villain ever. He was a true, irredeemable piece of shit.

>>149421261
>Superman showing a wide range of emotions during the film

Anon is like...
>Like, that's the only emotion you want your hero channeling?

Dude, seriously?

>>149422179
The last memorable superman comic was 33 years ago.

>>149422295
Ah, a Frank Miller fan, I see. Now everything checks.

>>149420477
you just know

>>149422295
Decent bait I suppose

>>149420640
Credit Shane Davis, for all that he's a frog comic gating incel; I doubt JMS has any good taste in toys

>>149421592
>surprised some hicks in Arkansas
They were rural small town farmers in Kansas, you absolute plebeian casual

>>149417592
Ah, fuck, I didn't actually think of that. Actually clever.

>>149423718
How did you not think of that?

Did they say if Ultraman's mask was lead-lined? That's my only no prize

I don't understand why Superman doesn't simply have Hawkgirl kill Lex.

>>149417583
Aparrently neither couldSuperman because he goes "What did you say?" Actually Superman can't seem to hear a lot of shit in this movie which is strange because he should have super hearing. But no. There's lex yelling out Chess moves and scenarios for Hammer/Bizarro/Ultraman to beat Superman up with. There he is breaking into the Fortress of Solitude and breaking all the robots. And there's Superman doing fuck all while the Justice Gang fight Mxyzptlk a block away. What a great movie huh?
By the way NOT

>>149425465
>>149424443
Did they say if LexCorp was lead lined as well? Because if I'm Superman and I can hear Luthor opening portals and calling out fighting moves I think I would at least glance in that direction.

Also why do people keep calling him Bizzaro? Bizarro would have ice vision and fire breath. This guy was just Superman but dumb. Ultraman makes more sense

The monkey troll farm is the best thing to be put in a Superman property in years holy fuck

>>149425547
originally Clone Bizarro (he started off as a clone) had the same powers as Superman. They got reversed in issue 333 by a meteorite

>>149425630
I didn't know. I always thought he came from Bizzaro world. Thanks.

>>149425628
It's only funny because most people who shitpost about Superman online actually are monkeys. Of a certain kind, of course.

>>149425628
Forced meme by Gunn's own Gunnkeys. Any word of mouth is a good thing. Surely this will prevent this shit, shit movie from being mocked.

>>149425830
Gunnkey

>>149421561
>shitty on the best iteration of the DC universe in the modern era and continuing beyond Snyderverse
leave

>>149420509
lex would've tried to kill superman in front if everyone if he did this

>>149425855
>ook ook ook ook

>>149426267
Typing in his actual language now that he's been caught

>>149425547
>ultraman makes more sense
Ultraman is "Superman but evil" not "Superman but dumb"

Reminder that Lex Luthor is a JEWISH comic book writer’s interpretation of his own personal fantasy of a cartoon white supremacist- a gentile whom is infinitely wealthy, secretly in power, bald and willing to do battle with him- the crypto, the “hero”, living among gentiles but not of them and possessing superhuman abilities based entirely on genetics. It’s pure projection of desire.

Even his name smacks of Christianity- the ultimate adversary of Judaism: Luthor as in Martin Luthor the creator of Protestantism. Ofc he’s the villain. He’s the enemy of crypto Hebrew worldwide, everywhere. This the natural enemy of Superman who is a fantasy Jew for all intents and purposes.

Reminder there is a reason “stalag” porn is illegal in Israel - it’s porn of Jewish men being sexually tortured by sexy Aryan women dressed as Nazis - which was at one point so popular it became an international embarrassment.

>>149426366
>t. ook ook ook

>>149426512
>Reminder there is a reason “stalag” porn is illegal in Israel - it’s porn of Jewish men being sexually tortured by sexy Aryan women dressed as Nazis - which was at one point so popular it became an international embarrassment.
>mfw this is actually real

>>149420135
cat would be too busy chasing lasers and eating trash all day

>>149417571 (OP)
They did Lex so well in this movie just an absolute jealous entitled prideful little prick

>>149426512
Lex didn't become a billionaire scumbag until much later in his lifespan. Initially, he was just a wacky dime a dozen mad scientist.

I won't acknowledge anything else you said because you're a schizophrenic.

>>149421561
Dude fuck off, you're on /co/ not /tv/ or whatever hole you crawled out of.

>>149420430
>CHADCAUinema….

STAY, fellow scholar