Thread 149425304

>That feeling when you murder a man by throwing him into a portal
>That feeling when you torture a man with a cactus
>That feeling when you have your friend murder a world leader
>That feeling when you sick your dog to attack another man
>That feeling when you invade another country
>That feeling when you yell and verbally abuse your GF for daring to question your action

I’M A PUNK ROCKER

>>149425304 (OP)
This is why Spider-Man is more popular.

>>149425304 (OP)
Fredric Wertham was right about everything

>>149425304 (OP)
>implying Superman murdered Ultraman and Ultraman won't be back for movie 2
>implying the cactus thing isn't just normal superheroic shenanigans that only incriminates superheroes if you want to go full Watchmen realism with it
>implying Superman condoned or had anything to do with Hawkgirl's actions
>implying Superman wouldn't stop the genocide in gaza
>implying the interview scene was "verbal abuse"

>>149425304 (OP)
>That feeling when you murder a man by throwing him into a portal
ultraman didn't die, and calling him a "man" is debatable. as far as superman's concerned, he's a tool that just happens to look like him (ultraman doesn't have much intelligent thought, he's getting fed orders by luthor for most of the movie). and, again, even if we argue that he IS a man based on the small bits of intelligent thought we see him capable of, he still didn't die
>That feeling when you torture a man with a cactus
okay yeah, this happened
>That feeling when you have your friend murder a world leader
he didn't ask her to murder him, she did that on her own
>That feeling when you sick your dog to attack another man
same as the last point, krypto attacked on his own. superman tried to get him off
>That feeling when you invade another country
idk if "invade" is right. he interfered, but "invade" has the implication that he was trying to take over or do any more than just try to stop the war, as reckless as he was about it
>That feeling when you yell and verbally abuse your GF for daring to question your action
wasn't verbal abuse, and lois knew what she was doing and expected that reaction. couples are bound to have arguments with each other, this isn't a unique case

>>149425304 (OP)
killing your clone by throwing him into a black hole isn't murder retard, it's suicide.

>>149425418
>implying Superman murdered Ultraman and Ultraman won't be back for movie 2
He did. Ultraman ain’t coming back. He’s dead.
>implying the cactus thing isn't just normal superheroic shenanigans that only incriminates superheroes if you want to go full Watchmen realism with it
Torture is torture. Would you like someone to torture you with a cactus.
>implying Superman condoned or had anything to do with Hawkgirl's actions
He didn’t stop her or arrest her.
>implying Superman wouldn't stop the genocide in gaza
He wouldn’t. He believes in obeying the laws of mankind. He is also pro-Israel.
>implying the interview scene was "verbal abuse"
It was. Clark was being abusive to Lois because she didn’t agree with his bad behavior.

>>149425426
Superman “interfering” is the exact same as the US “interfering” in the Middle East. Superman had no jurisdiction.

>>149425304 (OP)
To be fair, Kryptonians in this universe are more sociopathic and selfish.
Even Jor-El is a rape-advocator and Supergirl is a drunk.

>>149425304 (OP)
It sounds like something that Superman would do in the golden age.

>>149425504
If Superman didn't interfere you would be asking why he didn't do anything

>>149425304 (OP)
I wish he'd throw Zack Snyder into a black hole along with all of his autistic fans.

It's easy to preach pacifism and moral righteousness when you let your friends violently kill all your political enemies out of view

>>149425304 (OP)
>That feeling when you murder the current Pedophile in the highest form of office in American politics

I love how Trumptards are going suffer. Trump will get murdered in 60 days.

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>>149426290
What manner of psychosis is causing you to bring this up here? Who the fuck said anything about this?

>>149426486
cope and seethe pedo

>>149426496
Again what the fuck does this have to do with Superman? Are you having a mental breakdown? Do you know where you are? This is /co/.

>>149425304 (OP)
I saw this movie for the second time today. The first time I was too busy wondering if it'd be good or not to really enjoy for what it is.
The second time, when I watched it as a fun superhero film and little more, I really fucking liked it. The emotional heart really shined way more than the first viewing.

I went with my mom, who saw it for the first time, and she also loved it.
I think this is a really great superhero movie.
Do I prefer slower, more grounded movies? Like how even the first two Superman movies were?
Yes.
But this was also really good, great action, great acting, good effects, great characterization. I thoroughly enjoyed it. 8/10. Or well, maybe 7.5. Depending on what grading system you prefer.

>>149425427
It's murder fuckface

>>149426568
>Do you know where you are?
>This is /co/.
cope and seethe

>>149426611
clones aren't human according to god's will
so it is not murder

>>149426614
>cope and seethe
You already are, what did you have a moment of clarity and realize you’re crying about /pol/ shit?

>>149426683
>wah wah wah wah

>>149425304 (OP)
>mouse shills desperately trying to force another “man of murder”
loooool
Man of Steel was better than most of the MCU and so is SuperGunn. You lost, Ranjeet. Even your countrymen love the movie.

>>149426698
You’re brown.

>>149425304 (OP)
>Giant beyonder not my problem people called me mean names on social media

>>149425481
>Torture is torture.
If you wouldn't prick some guy in the back with a cactus to save thousands of lives you are morally bankrupt

>>149426991
I think people/myself were underestimating how powerful the other heroes would be/the scale of problems they'd be able to handle.

>>149426797
>You're brown.
you seem to be /pol/celed
easily triggered
also a faggot
and a pedo

>That feeling when you get raped by Russians
>That feeling when Lois Lane cheats on you regularly
>That feeling when you're the number one jobber in comics
>That feeling when your powers have been retconned several times
>That feeling when a phoneposter is the one defending you
YUP YUP! I AM DC'S GREATEST SUPERHERO!!!

>>149427109
>M-M-MUHvel-chads keep winning!

>>149425372
Just reading up on this fellow: do you mean to tell me that a neurotic Jew who spent his days worrying about the effects comics were having on the minds of the youth is indirectly responsible for ending school segregation in the United States?
Really knew how to pick the winners, didn't old Fred?

>superman shitpost thread
>complain about shitposting
laughing at every second

>>149425426
>he didn't ask her to murder him, she did that on her own
I imagine Gunn will never touch the subject again in future movies. Hawkgrill killed a world leader and Superman didn't care.

>>149425304 (OP)
What is the cactus scene about?

>>149425481
>>149425304 (OP)

>>149425481
> Ultraman is dead
absolutely filtered

The only thing Superman did wrong in that movie was saving a squirrel.

>>149426797
And you're a pedo. Eat shit racist pedo.

>>149427474
>The only thing Superman did wrong in that movie was saving a squirrel.

>>149427088
Looks like a struck a nerve
>you seem to be /pol/celed
Hypocrite. You’re still brown.

>>149427904
Brown samefag. Go back to /pol/.

>>149425418
>HURR, ITS NOT MURDER IF SUPERMAN DONT KNOW HIS INTENDED KILL DIDNT KILL HIM
Retard logic
its still intended killing

>>149425418
>implying Superman wouldn't stop the genocide in gaza
Why dont he literally do that in comcis and on screen alike, instead of attacking a metphorical Russia?

>>149428273
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>>149428316
TDS

>>149428228
I stand by what I said. Fucking pests kill trees when they can't find acorns.

>>149428340
You’re brown and you were the one crying about Trump.

>>149428823
cry me a river Lex
your bald ass is in prison and the ginger paperboy cucked you of your super model girl friend

>>149425304 (OP)
Are you trying to make him sound based? Because you're making Superman sound based.

Turns out people don't mind Superman doing suspect things so long as he isn't a whiny bitch about it like Snyderman was.

>>149425304 (OP)
Superman is a cynical pop culture product that virtue signals about hope and kindness while simultaneous giving the audience a cathartic scene of Hawkgirl killing one of the villains (who totally isn't the prime minister of Israel) while she smiles.

>>149429055
>stopping a giant interdimensional alien?
>no, I'm le sad now
>those reckless members of the Justice Gunn have the situation under control ok?
>also it's le funny

>>149426991
This isn't Superman. This is James Gunn as Superman. JG Superman sucks.

>>149428316
>Why dont he literally do that in comcis
Because comic writers are absolute cunts.

Something something hero we deserve

>>149428914
Why do you feel the need to deflect like this? Do you think that you will make people think you’re trolling if your pretend to be retarded? You were just having a hissy fit crying that people were pedo for telling you to shut the fuck up about /pol/ shit.

>>149426991
The Justice Gang's got it handled. Clark dismisses it as being the result of some jackass dimensional imp, and evidently believes that he isn't needed to sort it out. Further complicating the matter is the active arrest warrant.

>>149429361
>Further complicating the matter is the active arrest warrant.
This would only complicate matters if it were physically possible to arrest Superman without his consent.

>>149425304 (OP)
Room temperature IQ/bad faith read on the movie.

>>149425304 (OP)
Quit being hopephobic, bozo

I finally watched the movie and actually liked Mr Terrific the most
I get it now, that nigga was literally Batman. if anything that made me unironically interested in Gunns Batman

>>149427271
One of the pentagon roundtable guys literally is like "Seems metahumans are now making world decisions" as an obvious piece of foreshadowing
If you're not stupid you'll see that this is how Amanda Waller will get back into the role of an important figure, when they need to worry about 'what if superman thinks we need to abide by his rules'
Then they'll have doomsday be revealed to be the creation of the house of el and he'll be the big plan they have to oppose superman, probably with brainiac manipulating shit behind the scenes

>>149426486
People are obsessed with Trump (on both sides btw) are losers who are using orange man to fill a void in their life. I know this because I know these people IRL.

>>149425418
Maybe not the Ultraman Gunn was thinking of...

>>149428631
sprinkle cayenne on your plants and stick plastic forks in the soil

Sure smells like monkeys over here.

>>149429361
>The Justice Gang's got it handled
Yeah no that is not an okay attitude to have about a giant eyeball shooting lasers in the middle of a big city, and no it's not handled if it's not down yet.

>>149425304 (OP)
Is this an edit?

>>149425357
>Comics, especially the crime/horror titles pioneered by EC Comics, were not lacking in gruesome images; Wertham reproduced these extensively, pointing out what he saw as recurring morbid themes such as "injury to the eye".[1]

Uhh Gunn bros?

>>149425304 (OP)
>Yo llendo a violara

>>149425304 (OP)
The punk conversation was annoying but what's "punk" about Superman in this one is that it's clear that state and corporate powers are doing harm to a weaker nation. Rather than waiting for permission or clearance like the Justice Gang, he just goes out and does what's right. It's not so much about being contrarian or anti-establishment as any jackass can play with the definitions and declare it's now punk to be anti-gay because Raytheon had a pride logo that one time or declare conservativism the new punk, we see corporate and state power directly threatened by someone who won't be bought out or pacified.

>>149425357
>What about my uncle did you give him a chance???

>>149425304 (OP)
have you ever read the comics? he's not jesus

>>149430707
you didn't need to say that