Thread 149428956

>>149428956 (OP)
GOOD LUCK DAVE!!!!!

If you asked Andrew Hussie’s fandom what they thought of him using alt-universe Dirk and Dave to salve his feelings about his father, they would say he deserved his dad abusing him.

Reminder Dave wouldn't have let Rose die if she was in Jade's position in Game Over

>>149429086
Well yeah that's a whole other situation. Like if Rose was (somehow) the one who was mindcontrolled and then killed by Aranea, he wouldn't have to deal with the dogs

>>149429158
Dave would've willed himself to use his time shit if Rose was the one on that bed busy being dead while the dogs try to save her because Jade is never worth it

>>149428956 (OP)
SO cool

Is Problem Sleuth broken for anyone else?

Just ordered my Hero Of Space shirt, finally.

>>149429344
Me too.

>>149428956 (OP)
>Grew up being raised by my bro who loved torturing and abusing me

That isn't what happened.

>>149428956 (OP)
>not a rap
Try again, OP.

>>149429100
This. You can't take this shit seriously when it ends with Bro flying away on a rocket-powered hoverboard.

>>149429344
Use the unifficial archive, the curren tsote owner doesn't care

>>149429172
They were in a doomed timeline anyway

>>149428956 (OP)
You also blew karkat, dont forget that

Its always the goddamn daddy issues, if it was mommy issues it would be a entirely different story.

>>149428956 (OP)
Wow what a badass xD

>>149429970
Rose had mommy issues and spend the next 20 dubiously-canon years cheating on her wife and/or creating a planet with the intention of killing everyone on it. Dave's daddy issues only lead to him being gay

>>149430008
Rose was such a mess that Roxy was a teenaged alcoholic, sniper, hacker, and cat lady, and still ended up a better person overall.

>>149430032
Rose actually says that everytime she hears Roxy's voice or sees her face she feels her guts twist lmao

Homestuck is such a finished franchise that the only thing left to discuss is what you would change/undo. There's nothing left to talk about, to discuss, to wait for.

It's time to move on with your lives.

>>149430131
You wanna try that again, Toby?

>>149430131
There is still an on-going comic, though. Even if you don't like it, there's still stuff to discuss. Personally I'm quite interested in where Beyond Canon goes. Can't wait to see the Deltritans, seeing the meat and candy characters meet, etc

Friendly reminder the characters are 30 years old this year

>>149428956 (OP)
Only when you're a girl, Dave.

>>149430032
>>149430056
Ok but why was Rose such a mess she had to have had an actual brain chemical problem since mommalonde never did a single bad thing to her.

>>149430613
It's still her mom who she had abandonment issues with. It's understandable that one of your friends having her face and voice would be messing you up

Dave should fuck Lil Cal to get over his trauma

>>149430877
But Lil Cal has Dirk inside. So that's gay AND incest

>>149430891
Listen man it's a puppet
Just jam it on and work out whatever you got in there till you scream your favorite rappers name.

>>149430896
John can't feel black romance, though

>>149429416
where do we get merch?

>>149430941
I think that's why he's bottling it away

>>149430979
there should be nothing to bottle

>>149431082
No it's not his black feelings, it's his understanding of Terezi having black feelings that he's bottling away.

>>149430475
Who's the father?

>>149431141
Good for him that he stopped bottling it away in Meat and got that terezussy

>>149431211
Hussie

>>149429690
Yep. But times have changed. Hell I remember reading that part and found it amusing.

>>149431241
They even do a fucking Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff cut away when Dave is falling down the stairs.

>>149431211
The fathers are John, Jake and Jade.

This isnt even a joke, she took the kids in everyones divorce.

>>149431211
John, Rose, Dave and Jade are the father of one each, the fourth one even has doggy ears

>>149430963
Hussie’s Topatoco store.

>>149431264
No Dave in there though, thats why the knottening happened that has Jade be the father.

>>149428956 (OP)
Shut up Dave.
Here's what you'd do if your were turned into a chick

>>149428956 (OP)
Bro wasn't abusive thoughever

If Jade falls asleep while fucking her, is it acceptable to keep going?

>>149431567
Obviously.
She'd probably even encourage it, especially if she wants kids.

How many times does Vriska put John to sleep daily when they’re married?

>>149431708
A real gentleman doesn't fall asleep before his wife, so never unless John has insomnia

>>149428956 (OP)
Looks faggy. I didn't read the post.

Gentlemen, consider if you will.
Aranea stuck in a wall.

>>149431708
Can we all agree that Vriska is taller than John?

>>149431774
Well, someone oughta help her out. Nobody likes a chum stuck in a wall

>>149431787
When they're 13, yeah. But eventually male genetics take over

>>149431787
well the condesce shows trolls are like 9 feet tall as adults

>>149431905
And yet she fell for Sassacre (who was presumably around 5'9”). Just goes to show that giant space women love small human men

>>149431932
>>149431990
one human dick was enough to distract this genocidal maniac from her world conquest/species revival plans for decades TWICE

Another day, another round of making an AI Rose lose her fucking mind from taking the knot.

>>149432020
>She came back for seconds.

It was probably fish puns.

>>149432105
I have her deal with her mom's drunken antics

>>149432120
I do that sometimes too, whether with a regular or futa Mom.

>>149431543
wild

I tried to re-read Homestuck a few months ago, and found that I just couldn't. It was like my mind was never in the moment, but always jumping ahead to the next "that bit", and I found myself skipping a lot.
Then I realized that it was just about comfort. I wanted to bask in the memories of when I first read "that bit" all that time ago, when I was who I was then.
Ultimately, I had to stop because the nostalgia pains were too much.

Thanks for reading my blog.

>>149432020
Its REALLY GOOD dick.

>>149428956 (OP)
sasuke.jpg

>>149431753
>Vriska: John, go the fuck to sleep so I can play Dark Souls II!!!!
>John: but i wanna wat-
>Vriska hypnosis thing.
>John: Honk, mi-mi-mi-mi, honk, mi-mi-mi-mi.
>Vriska: Fuck yeah! Let's goooooooo!!!!
>*Vriska gets squashed by the Smelter Demon.*

>>149432382
Post tits

in a better timeline the author of ava's demon wouldn't have been harassed out of making amazing homestuck fanart

>>149432567
He what? He made Homestuck fana- wait.
Ava is just Aradia.

FemKat, Femkri, Femquius, Femros, Femdan.
Do we just attempt "Fem" to any of their names and be done with it?

>>149432920
>He
Michelle is a woman
>Ava is Aradia
I think you mean Wrathia, or at least Ava when she's being possessed by Wrathia. They are both the most generic depiction of a demon you can imagine.

>>149429100
Homestuck is a comic where all the main characters are fleshed out and enjoyable and there is certainly no jarring tonal shifts in the comic that make previously cartoony and light-hearted events now portrayed as serious due to the ineptitude of the author and playing to a different base of readers than the ones he had at the start.

>>149428956 (OP)
based and cool dave

>>149431543
Why did Hussie turn him into a fag?

>>149432523
Nice.

>>149433446
because dave is his self-insert

>>149433279
Yeah pretty much

>>149433279
the 6 letter rule must be maintained

>>149433373
Homestuck is such a mess, really. I think the only reason it worked so well is because there just wasn't the time to stop and really think about it.

>>149432920
she did quite a few homestuck fanart back in the day but good luck trying to find it all. there was one of roxy and jane I really found cute
also ava is more of her self-insert

>>149431753
>spoiler
I’m an insomniac, genuinely. One of the reasons I obsess over Vriska so much is because I actually need her hypno powers.

>>149433480
Open the book to NEVER SELF INSERT and his goddamn face next to a drawing of Dave will be there

>>149433511
it's haunting to imagine just how much Homestuck fanart is straight up gone for good, nevermind the rest of the older internet

>>149433373
sometimes I wonder what it would've been like if every zodiac recieved enough attention. like if aranea and meenah were swapped out with horuss and mewlin to even it out for example

>>149433373
>first page implies that somehow the boy didn't even have a name
>"This is a super serious family drama plot, guys!"

>>149433646
what narcissism, fame, and too much amphetamines will do to a sheltered motherfucker

>>149433666
Surprisingly common combo when you think about it.

>>149433527
I shudder to imagine just how much we lost or will all the kino we will never see

>>149433666
The thing is, Satan, the comic wants to have it both ways and changes depending on the character. Dave is meant to be a victim of abuse, but we're meant to just handwave Vriska because "dude it's just a game lol."

>>149433511
Wait she made that? Holy shit, I have that saved on my hard drive, along with a few others.

>>149433695
>>149433527
It's just the nature of things in the digital space. There's a profound sense of melancholy and nostalgia to a lot of the Millennials for that reason, At least that's what I think.

>>149433739
Tavros was already like half robot, he doesn´t count as a full kill!

>>149433739
Yeah I know. I fully think Hussie had a meltdown after Act 5, and then by the end turned Homestuck into his own blog where we're just supposed to put up with taking Dave's shit super seriously while everyone else is just a joke to write off. It's insane writing. All because of his daddy issues and hidenburg ego.

>>149430941
isn't hatesex a popular thing

>>149433867
Reminds me of those shitpost Eridan defence videos that sound like some sort of Evola thesis.

is cool and new webcomic still a thing

>>149433927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quybpcmLW0I
The video, by the way.
I'm sure this guy is a /lit/ fag.

>>149433853
>I fully think Hussie had a meltdown after Act 5
Didn't his dad perish around that time?
>>149433927
>>149433985
Those are great.

Did Dave like president Bush

>>149433992
>the vriska video that turns into another eridan video
Gotta respect a guy's commitment to his hasubando.

>>149433920
Sure but its not John's thing

>>149433985
>drops a 3 hour about dirk
>the last two hours are a rewrite of HS2 with eridan as the main character
legend

>>149433777
yeah she had a lot of great stuff. then tumblr tried to cancel her several times and she kinda stopped making fanart as part her trying to distance herself from it all or something

>>149433920
>popular
in fandom shipping? yes
in real life? not really

>>149434216
I fucking hate Tumblr
Its mellowed out considerably but
God

>>149433511
Love Rose's god tier outfit in this. It's so bright

You excited to see their session? How many deltritans will be involved?

>>149434301
>animal ears and human ears
bateman_drops_card.gif

>>149434313
Yeah I noticed that too. I don't think Jade and Yiffy have human ears

>>149433985
holy based

>>149434129
Oh shit. Is that right? I'll have to watch it now.

>>149434301
haven't read the sequal yet
how did vriska have a kid?
why is there a furry kid?
why is there a male!roxy?
why does the last kid here piss me off?

>>149434489
>haven't read the sequal yet
It's pretty good if you give it a chance. And it's still ongoing, so you can speculate with others where its gonna go, which is fun
>>149434489
>how did vriska have a kid?
All of Earth-C's trolls are a product of the trolls' dna. This one is just mostly Vriska
>why is there a furry kid?
he doesn't know
>why is there a male!roxy?
It's her kid
>why does the last kid here piss me off?
He's kind of a loser but he's reliable and one of the more competent members of the group

>Last thread.
>Someone discussing headcannons for bodytypes of the trolls.
>">equius is robust but also full of sparring scars like his horns"

gamzee was my favorite troll before he raged out desu

>>149433373
>Rose's mom was just misunderstood and didn't get all the sarcastic passive-aggressive stuff
Then what the fuck was THIS about? How could any of this be sincere, no matter how much of a dumb drunk you are?

>>149435040
But he did nothing before he flipped out

>>149434548
>It's pretty good if you give it a chance
sweet, I was worried about this
>he doesn't know
how very ominous
>He's kind of a loser but he's reliable and one of the more competent members of the group
ok he no longer pisses me off as much

>>149435055
>Then what the fuck was THIS about?
comedic exaggeration. same reason john's dad made like 20 damn birthday cakes

>>149435055
She thought she was just being cute with her girl. She loved Rose. Adored her. But she just wasn't a good mother for Rose. And Rose was just not sane enough to be able to care before it was too late.

>>149435060
and I loved him for it. just a chill guy vibing

>>149433992
There's also this great Eridan analysis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYexsPeixZE

>>149435055
she probably thought it was a hilarious in-joke and had no idea rose took it seriously

>>149435406
>fanworks deemed canon
>crow strider AU
huh?????

your classpect is theorized in comic to challenge you in some way, but how is gamzee being the bard of rage meant to challenge him or help him grow? or vriska being a thief of light? or equius being an heir of void?

>>149435089
Fair warning, the epilogues are controversial for a reason. A lot of it (mostly in the Candy section) is intentionally frustrating and we just kinda have to live with that

>>149436047
"one who inherits nothing" is a challenging title for an aristocrat when the majority of surviving trolls aren't going to support the caste system's existence in the new world
being a bard of rage is so challenging for gamzee his original personality had to be wiped out for him to fit
got nothing for vriska though, being the thief of light is pure wish fulfilment for her
I don't think roles being a challenge is supposed to be universal though, it's not as if john or jade ever have problems with thiers

>>149428956 (OP)
>Hussie 4th-wall break section starts
>Mash ==> button until it's over
Did anyone actually read any of these? Were they funny? I remember being annoyed that they just kept getting longer and longer as the comic went on.

>>149436126
>>149436047
The Class arearchetypes of stories the players must go through
Each class has its own general story arc augmented by the Aspect.
Seer are all know it all and their lessons are suppose to be about humbling themselves in the field so they can see the forest for the tree. For kankri is was about seeing how society and relationships are actually structure, rose was her own outlook and knoweldge, and for terezi it's about her choices and behavior.

>>149436348
>Now excuse me, i must go get myself impregnated by her because clearly you weren´t able to do it or bother to find a way.

>>149433511
>>149434216
Michelle is on another level of based
The plebes can’t be allowed there

>>149433920
Spadesing a woman isn't a form of dislike; it's a rivalry where you bring out the best (by Troll standards) in each other. That means aggression and nihilistic fury, yes. But it also means ambition and introspective self-assessment.

You know, those things John avoids like the plague.

>>149436660
They always say that but then you have Vriska beating the shit out of gamzee and killing him while also making out with him

>>149436698
Bards are notoriously immune to hard rules.

>>149436047
I don't think they're correct, I think the mythological role is a joke. Just like many things that seem mysterious and important but are really just unreasonable and kind of ironic after the fact, every player's destiny seems to have more in common with oblique puns than Calliope's assertion of exact mechanics.

>>149436348
>She has money and she's a goddess! Anyone else in the world would see her as a prime catch!
This seems like the exact wrong way to start out the argument.

Jane Crocker.
There, I said it.

>>149436348
Jade's boring though, why's Dave the asshole for not falling madly in love with a boring woman? Even Rose is 100x more interesting and that's his sister.

>>149437255
Dave is for Rose.
Jane is for John.
Its just science.

>>149437255
After reading Hussie's notes on Homestuck up till A5P2 you can clearly tell how much he's been gunning for DaveRose and how much he regrets making them siblings. He didn't have to make them date each other in that one doomed timeline Davesprite's from, but he did it anyways. Part of it feels like he wants some romantic subplot for Dave that wasn't completely shit and dull.

>>149437324
See? Jade IS boring.

>>149437336
Aren't they only "siblings" in the sense that they and Dirk/Roxy are the only people in their genetic line?

>>149437753
But wouldn't they still be siblings if Dave and Rose as ecto babies were born/made in that same room and machine? Or is that getting too deep into technicalities?

>>149437753
>are they only siblings because they share parents
uh....yeah?

>_>
<_<
Its been three threads.
When will the Rug pull happen?

You think John and Dave ever co-op played on Halo? They seem like Halo Bros.

>>149438161
Vriska hypnotized the mods.

Don't visit /co/ whatsoever like I used to but I visited the right day. Anyone know anything about getting my hands on that one Karezi fancomic where they're young kids that looked like it was drawn by Miraculous Tang that used to be on Ao3 but seems to have been wiped. I still to this day have yet to fill the void that romance left in my heart.

>>149428956 (OP)
>Heh, I can't spare much time to talk with you anyways, I'm tasked to kill the ultimate God to save the universe and whatnot, can't have you or this recently broken heart of mine distract me any longer, you know how it is.
The coolest.

>>149437819
Why would non-americans know what Betty Crocker is?

>>149440176
Context clues

No one actually wants to talk about Homestuck. Kill yourselves.

>>149440253
DAE miss davejade?

>>149440253
I will discuss Homestuck until all who perpetuated enjoying it are forced to know my name

>>149440264
Me

>>149440264
SURE HAVEN'T HEARD THIS A MILLION TIMES.

Human Meulin.

>>149440811
Boring

>>149440253
We are in fact talking about Homestuck, and we exist. Unfortunately, you are incorrect.

>>149428956 (OP)
WHO CARES

which troll would be really good as a MILF?

im saying gamzee, drug doing, gazed looking, b semi unhinged BITCH

>>149436126
>gamzee his original personality had to be wiped out for him to fit
Not really. Remember bard is a destroyer.
He destroys rage, Or invites destruction through rage.
His chill ass self was actually the first part of the combo perfectly, just neglecting the second half which becomes the focus post murder fun time.

>>149433527
I remember back when Filialpail got nuked (it was a homestuck porn aggregator blog, so it had a lot of stuff that had since been deleted), and thinking that so much of what was there is probably gone now.

>>149429970
>>149435055
1 thing about the "Guys, Bro was totally a sociopathic abuser that literally tortured Dave everyday" thing that is all but a retcon is that if Huss did want HS to have that sort of parental angst that leads to drama and emotional payoff when the big meeting happens, Rose was literally right there. I'm not gonna act like Dave wasnt written to have conflict with Bro but Rose was the one most overtly written to be at odds with Mom to where it wouldve been believable and not so fucking jarring for her to have a moment late in the story where she unloads her troubles regarding Mom and the trauma she's carried from being raised in that house, + the emotional mindfuck it was when she died. It couldve been a way for Rose to be able to process Mom's passing and the insane mental cage she'd put herself in, and a way for Roxy have to moment to confront her own flaws, had Hussie bothered giving her any.
BUT THE OPPOSITE HAPPENS! They meet and its literally the happiest reunion ever, they immediately act like the closest girlfriends ever, there are no hard feelings or any sort of internal conflicts. The whole arc Rose had and the myriad of issues she had regarding Mom are swept under the rug as she conveniently realized that all her angst towards Mom was because SHE JUST DIDNT REALIZE SHE REALLY DID LOVE MOM AND MOM LOVED HER TOO! Glad that got settled. Really mature of Rose to realize that huge personal arc she had was actually founded on a little misunderstanding easily cleared up.
My crackpot theory is that the Dave/Dirk conversation was never meant for Dave and Dirk. Hussie made those two have it because he wanted that conversation to happen regardless of whether the ones having it made sense, so he just decided to have Dave say a bunch of random insane shit about Bro being abusive. It was meant to be Rose talking to Roxy, but Hussie chicken out because he didn't want the last dialogue of the comic a female character being blamed for another's trauma.

I'll never forgive hussie for taking this----Cherry coke Karezi, Vriskat.

Anyways, does it feel like that this year we have become more "present" on the site/board? I can't be the only one to feel that.

>>149441821
cherry coke?

>>149439085
wtf i love vriska now?!

>>149428956 (OP)
hussie? andrew hussie?
is that you?

>>149442596
Still cracks me up

>>149428956 (OP)
Grand high boob
Go

>>149436126
>>149436329
>>149436862
ah, I see. fair point

>>149440253
*does a kickflip*
so anyways, Bro

>>149442653
No

>>149442829
What is it about triangle anime shades that makes them so cool

>>149443045
Because you associate them with peak.

>>149443125
I've never actually watched gurren lagann

>>149443134
Then its probably because their sharp shape is very confident, im no fashion expert.

>>149442437
Spidercrab seems like a good name for them.

hmm. any nepeta or katnep requests?

>>149443348
Disciple and Nepeta both adoring how cute Karkat is

>>149436047
Well the thing about grown up is that you never really stop so anyone with a classpect like that I believe is meant to play off their fellow players. The thief of light stops others from getting too much spotlight (and you are supposed to have someone keeping the thief in check as well), a bard of rage pacifies their rage or destroys them when they push too far. Negativity to balance the positivity, a balance that must be maintained delicately as it will forever teeter one way then the other.

>>149443551
growing up*

>>149443348
KatNep as 10cm nui plushies

>>149443045
>>149443125
avant-garde fashion is a clear sign of best boys, I suppose

>>149441797
I'm of the mind that while Bro wasn't abusive(the sparring while a bit intense was consistent with the story's logic) he shouldn't have been raising a kid. He was a cool brother but a terrible father,

>>149442596
Still waiting for the Hussie redemption arc.

>>149444028
what would it take for hussie to redeem himself?

>>149444024
Even the batshit sparring and puppet shenanigans come off as less insane as how Jade was living with her stuffed grandfather.

>>149444050
Both Striders are gay

>>149444079
Dirk made Dave gay just like he did Jake and Roxy.

>>149444126
But who made Dirk/Bro gay

>>149444154
No you see it's caused by his Prince of Heart powers. He destroyed their-selves with his self, replaced their heart with his and his heart was very very gay.

>>149444179
Ah okay

>>149444126
Clearly the solution to this problem is to turn Dave into a chick

>he wasn't sure what had finally got his attention
>some sense telling him someone was there but then not
>John looked around his room
>the room he had been in for almost 20 years
>alone
>but now there was a package
>a shoe box?
>reebok???
>there was a card, plain white that just had his name on it in plain black ink
>he pulled the lid off, compelled by simply by instinct to investigate this new thing in his unchanging world
>inside was...
>a tube?
>with a...
>John stops for a moment
>raises his finger
>gently prods one end
>it was soft
>he was dumbfounded
>was this a sex toy?
>why
>how
>he poked it some more
>stuck a finger in
>it was so soft
>J "Huh"
>there was something else in the box
>a bottle
>he pulls it out
>eyes the plastic nozzle
>gives it a squeeze
>a clear gooey something comes out
>he sits there for a moment
>then he realizes how hard he is

>Jade giggles to herself
>this was such a great idea!
>John had been so distant
>he wouldn't respond to anyone even though they should be living it up!
>so she gave him a present she knew he would use
>he'd been alone so long
>she giggles again
>adjusted her skirt
>a bright green light shining from under it it
>and everyone knows the best gifts are for everyone to enjoy!

>J ":Well no use just sitting here with a boner."
>he jams the nozzle into the toy and squeezes until lube shoots back out
>tosses the bottle
>pulls down his pants
>stares a moment
>then hammer the toy down in a swift corkscrew motion
He immediately gets startled by someone's dog going crazy outside.

Sometime later Dave comes across a shoebox in his room
Hello Kitty panties
Kinkier than normal for Karkat but Dave figures he can tease him with it
Puts it on
K "DAVE WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE AN HOUR LATE FOR... WHAT THE FUCK?!"

>>149443348
Poolside, Big Nep in a tight one piece with Smol Kat trying his best to not stare

>>149444306
Surprised there wasn't a case of a character lying about being a boy/girl.

>>149444647
But then they wouldn't fully be trans.

>>149444647
It's odd that none of the trolls was, considering how popular of a troll move it was to pretend to be the opposite gender back then. Yeah I know it's still popular so even more reason it should have happened.

No happy endings for Vriska.

>>149444647
>>149444656
I think tumblr would've had hussie by the balls if the character isn't confirmed trans or dies or is irrelevant

>>149444717
But she can just steal someone else's happy ending
OH WAIT

>>149444717
This comic must be from another universe because in what reality was there a window of time where spider8reath and grimdorks was an option at the same time

>>149444760
alright, which one of you time shitters is hopping again

>>149444760
>there's a timeline where Homestuck truly broke into mainstream and people debate about Rose and Vriska in the same way they they debate about Rei and Asuka

>>149444793
That's not the issue. The issue is that when Vriska was introduced as a romantic partner for John it became pretty clear that Rose was gonna get together with Kanaya

>>149444827
Well, yeah, because in this hypothetical timeline Rosemary would have never been a thing.

>>149444051
He writes NEPETAQUEST 2025 and saves us all

Karnaya.

>>149444985
Fefkat or just any Peixes with Karkat, I'm not picky

>>149444985
Adorable pic, but designs like this are my least favorite interpretation of Karkat.

>>149445029
Kanaya is very cute but Karkat's face is too chubby

>>149444711
People still lie about it, just for different reasons now.

>>149444985
my god

>>149444717
>John/Rose
>John/Vriska
How time flies...

>>149444733
So will June Egbert die or become irrelevant as quick as (s)he is introduced?

now that you guys mention it, it's a little upsetting how wasted kanaya was. she's a CHAINSAW-WIELDING, FASHIONISTA, VAMPIRE and then sorta just demotes to "rose's girlfriend"

>>149444717
Based. She doesn't deserve a happy ending after all she has done.

>>149445224
What else more she can be? Space and Time Players were suppose play hand-in-hand in frog breeding, but Kanaya's interaction with Aradia is so minimal to non-existent. She can't play as the next troll Mother Mary to Karkat's troll Jesus because Karkat giving up on his ancestor's destiny is a GOOD THING.

>>149443797
seconding this

>>149436329
so something like thiefs should learn to be selfish and demanding for the right reasons and at the right time?

>>149436321
hate his shirt

>>149445224
Hussie is a terrible writer. That's the start and end of the discussion as for why. Hussie just does not know how to write, but THINKS he knows. The result is waste and humiliation.

>>149444985
Angry manlet wish fulfillment.

>>149445341
I'm nearly 6'4 IRL and I self-insert as shorter guys like Karkat because honestly I'm insecure about my height. There is such a thing as too tall and I feel like a freak every time I walk into a room.

>>149444154
Mans just a natural homo, it happens.

>>149445223
of course not, is what I meant to say. if there is a crossdressing character they HAVE to come out as trans, they HAVE TO not die, and they HAVE TO be plot important

>>149443366
>PUT ME DOWN

>>149445244
>What else more she can be?
a lot. we could've explored what exactly a rainbow drinker is. we could've explored why the most graceful character is weilding a chainsaw of all things.
but I particularly just wanted more depth to her fashion design hobby. perhaps she gifts rose a new outfit she designed herself. perhaps she helps the nerds of the cast pick more favorable shades of colors out for themselves. perhaps there is a joke where someone wore something so corny she felt disgust
>Space and Time Players were suppose play hand-in-hand in frog breeding, but Kanaya's interaction with Aradia is so minimal to non-existent
we could've had more dialgogue between the two about it then

>>149445441
Fucking adorable.
>Is this your boyfriend sweetie?
>Yeah!
>RADDA RADDA!

>>149444985
For your consideration.
>PorKri.

>>149445304
he might've bitten off more than he could chew here and there but I still admire how he could even attempt to juggle that many characters and plot points. I could never
also I would've lost my mind too if my parent died in the middle of writing

>>149445223
>June Egbert
Made for Rule63!Terezi

>>149445441
Awesome! Thanks

>>149445441
Cute!

>>149445488
The hatefuck is a lot grosser now.

>>149445488
Always hated that name. Why not Joan?

>>149445441
cute!
now I wanna see all the trolls meet their ancestors

>>149445550
Why's it grosser?
You want to doom the poor girl to dying a virgin?

>>149445550
I'm pretty sure that Terezi and John fucking during Meat is redrom

>>149443797
trust me they're PRECISELY 10cm

>>149445599
Because it's a guy pinning down a chick while fucking her and biting her?

>>149445748
Most girls would give anything for a hot guy to do that to them.

>>149445748
He's hot and she's horny so it's ok.

>>149445742
Thank you thank you thank you so much!!! These are the real plushies we need!

>>149445742
Nepeta catsitting Jaspers for Rose please!
And they're like, fighting over the tuna Rose left for him

>>149445201
>is commonly shipped with lalondes
>is commonly shipped with the scourge sisters
John could’ve had them all apart of a cute harem, desu

>>149444717
>>149444760

Someone should redraw it only it's Vriska crying and getting turned into a cuckska by John being with Terezi.

>>149445748
>hot girl biting cute guy
nice
>hot guy biting cute girl
also nice

>>149445868
John's a one-woman man. He'd never be a manwhore like that.

>>149445868
>harem
john is not a degenerate

>>149445917
This, his dad raised him right

>>149445917
>>149445923
>>149445933
He also wouldn't have the attention span or emotional bandwidth for all of them.

>>149445917
>>149445923
>>149445933
And having sex before marriage in the back of dad's car is just fine?!

>>149446244
John isn't christian. Also he was literally dying

>>149446295
8etter to die a virgin than to fuck anyone 8ut m-Vriska.

>>149446244
yes

>>149446310
Lady you literally have cobwegs between your legs

your friend talks about this new sburb game they want to try playing with you. what's the first thing you do/say?

>>149446432
"i dont care im not going to play it or anything the game sounds boring"

>>149445488
>>June Egbert
If true, I just hope it'll happen through some magic retcon bullshit, not surgery

>>149446636
It's been speculated to be less about June and more John becoming the most free and that includes being free from needless gender restrictions. So sometimes he's John, sometimes he's June, sometimes he's neither. He's free to finally express himself however he wants

>>149446822
see this is what trannies think they're doing but to normal people they just look mentally ill

I can't believe Homestuck decayed to such an extent that troon nonsense is a legitimate talking point.

>>149446904
Good fanadventures fix this issue

>>149446822
I guess if he's in an invisible disembodied air state 24/7 then John won't be a gendered or even a biological lifeform, or if he becomes a robot, they have no genitals either

>>149434129
>>149434397
Watched it. The video was really good. Though he should write his own works instead of making shitpost youtube videos.

>>149446903
Yeah but trans people aren't magic gods of freedom

>>149447058
>breath
>freedom

>>149447058
>trans people
they're called trannies or troons, faggot (or zippertits for the rare female)

>>149447073
Yeah breath is the freedom aspect. That's why the main character in a story called "homeSTUCK" has it

No more troon shit. Post and discuss Aradia.

>>149447113
I like the slight chub that she has in her godtier pesterquest sprite

shes so perfect

>>149447113
She had to be the most whore character in all of the comic

I know she's supposed to be asian or something but Aradia comes off as latina to me.

>>149447113
She sucks >:]

its finally being updated again after its few month hiatus back from march.

and theyre finally back to the Mallum and Ellith section rather than new characters that arent even important

>>149447170
Nah that's her dancestor
Literal asian whore

>>149446432
are games that manipulate reality normal to these kids? i would freak out if someone managed to create more space in my house through a program

>>149447189
jackpot

>>149445923
>>149445917
Genuinely I thought more people ITT would be into that
didn’t know you guys were based

>>149447216
Women are a lot of work

>>149447216
>>149447238
Yeah harems are the fantasy of people who have never had a girlfriend. Anyone with actual experience views that as a nightmare situation. I can barely handle one bitch what makes you think I want 10

This has nothing to do with current HS fans being retarded but I like meenah and seeing her paired with karkat is nice

>>149447193
OH HELL YEAH

>>149447454
I'm Meenkat's biggest soldier

Gonna slap Octopimp with a slab of bologna.

>>149447473
Will you be ready once Karkat moves on to be gay with Dave in Beyond Canon?

>>149447473
personally i dislike the dancestors (and the alpha kids, and desu everything after act 5) but i like this one Meenkat art

Karkat = 5'7" (fully grown)

>>149447525
>Karkat is 5'7"
>I'm 5'8"
I hope he can be my manlet bro.

>>149447525
He's .3" taller than me yaaaaaa

>>149447487
Nah that's what Meat Karkat is for. Candykat has moved on and probably won't even be there for the rest of the story because he stays behind instead of chasing Dirk

>>149447594
I dunno, the team really loves Karkat being Che Guevara.

>>149447511
They just have a really nice dynamic, both pre-retcon and in Candy. They're reely cute together

>>149447216
love is for giving your entire being to one person, and they to you

>>149447626
I don't see how that relates to Candykat getting back together with dave

>>149447154
I like this look too for her

>>149447454
We need them like >>149444753

>>149446432
Point out how it got slammed in Game Bro

>>149446432
I locate whatever it is in my immediate vicinity that will most fuck over my session and set it aside for prototyping.

>>149447973
Unless you got mythical beings near you there really isn´t something thats gonna pull that off on its own.

>>149447817
That would be cute. Which one is the little spoon

>>149448035
I'm not trying to break it
Just add as many difficulty stars as I can

>>149447482
based
>>149447238
It takes elite certifications to handle them in extreme, inhospitable situations, one of the most admirable credentials
>>149447099
That's why he's Superior to the other characters

>>149448038
Karkat is the littlest spoon that could except with Jade.

A friend pointed out that the Imps from Helluva Boss and the Trolls from Homestuck are so similar that I can't unsee now. Viv you hack.

>>149448388
Same niche of the fanbase having endless OC material i guess.

>>149448440
Well I draw for both. Maybe I can cross the two? Troll Millie, Imp Terezi?

>>149446432
"Who the fuck are you and how did you get my e-mail?"

Sometimes I wonder what Homestuck would have been if it was released in another time. What would "70s Homestuck" be? What about 30s? Either 1930s or 2030s.

>>149448514
tbf this was an intentional reference

>>149448553
1930s is just entirely Midnight Crew.

>>149448556
well yeah duh

>>149434129
Come on. It's only the last hour that's Eridan/Aranea self-insert ship fiction.

>>149448553
1970s Homestuck, as a science fiction novel, or series, would probably change the face of fiction forever.

>>149448553
>70's Homestuck would've had to be a traditional sci-fi/fantasy long-running series of novels.
>The use of video gaming would be replaced with Jumanji-esque board games.
>Violence would be extremely limited where the on-screen events of the series take place. >The Kids would retain their strong ties to Americana, though changed to reflect the time period.
>Carapaces would more heavily reflect literary references to retain their 'old-timey inspiration.'
>Trolls are better written because their story would be forced to follow a clear timeline.
>Hivebent in general would be an analogue for World War 2 and would trade its hell imagery for soldiers.
>Stronger Christian imagery, including the use of angels in place of denizens and the god tiers obviously would not exist as present.
>Cherubs would be interacted with exclusively through WORLDBUILDING and never seen on-screen.

Of course, none of this accounts for how Hussie would not have made shit if it weren't for an internet to give him a broad, responsive audience. Man would implode without attention, so at most you would've gotten a crappy comic series using the write-in submissions for ideas.

>>149444985
ahem
its called EL DIABLO

>>149445224
If we had to talk about all the cases of waste potential plaguing Homestuck we'd need a hundred more threads.

>>149448514
Would gladly kick his ass

>>149448891
All this is good, and you're right about the last bit. Sometimes I wonder if Hussie put the cart before the horse when it comes to how expansive and complicated the cast and timeline gets, doing it for the, what we'd call now, "theorycrafting".

>>149444985
Mother and son figures should FUCK each other

kys namefag

>>149448976
fixed

>>149449270
Alleged "crimes" of eridan
>knocking out sollux in a duel they both agreed to
>using promotional self-defence against feferi
>using promotional self-defence against kanaya
>using promotional self-defence against that weird spike ball thing that was looking at him funny
And worst of all
>being a virgin at 6

>>149449270
He's literally us.

>>149437336
Dave shouldn't have been forced into a romance to begin with
>Rose who he has the best dynamic with by far is both gay and suddenly his sister
>Jade's too boring
>Terezi is permanently Vriska pilled and honestly a loss cause for many reasons
>Kanaya's gay
>Jane's racist
>Roxy is just a no go
>Aradia's married
>Nepeta's a joke
>Meenah's too bitchy
In hindsight it was still a right call to force romance onto him because 95% of Homestuck's fanbase ended up being from Tumblr during its peak, but it's just too retarded to even consider with the cards being dealt to him. Trying to circumvent this bullshit by making him get with a bro by killing the original Dave and replacing him with a gay version of himself is just so retarded though.

>>149449345
I will never not be mad about terezi's character arc being that she needs to realise that she cant function without vriska in her life, what the fuck

>>149449345
Could have just thrown all caution to the wind and hook up with his own Sprite.

>>149449219
Oh I'm sorry I'll stop enjoying a leading female artist catering to my specific tastes in aesthetics, setting, species, etc because a dicklet expressed his frustrations
NOT! Go fuck gravel nigga
>>149449335
Homestuck has amazing 4chan representation, the only kind that matters

>>149449345
Yeah I shipped Dave and Rose and was really disappointed when they turned out to be siblings (and gay). It felt like they were the only ones who really "got" each other and saw through their respective facades.

>>149449345
>Jade's too boring
I can't recall much about their relationship but isn't their ship really popular? What makes it boring?

>>149449418
Theres really not that much to it at the end of the day and the fact they basically never meet in person until the goddamn end doesn´t help it.

Half of that ship is through Davesprite by proxy.

>>149449385
8453D 4ND R3DP1773D

>>149449418
Every convo Dave has with Jade feels like he's talking to himself while the interaction covers their most shallow parts of their personalities. Dave says quirky shit, Jade giggles and replies back, Dave continues to say quirky shit, rinse and repeat. They also don't really talk much at all, the strongpoint of the ship comes from Dave's own sprite and not himself, like the only point in the story where they actually interact with each other is whenever they're strictly required to in order to achieve a goal (meteor situation, Jade alchemizing her stuff, etc). We see more sides of Dave when he's interacting with people who are closer to him like Terezi/Rose, and Karkat/John for Jade.

It's a boring ship through and through, and most of the people who still see it to this day are either mistaking Dave for Davesprite or are still hung up with the Karkat shipping chart.

>>149449519
They borderline don't even feel like friends, more like a friend's friend kind of situation. They actually did feel like they were close during Act 2 and 3 but that kinda just stopped happening?

>>149449519
>still hung up with the Karkat shipping chart.
That thing is a masterpiece though

Whose got the fattest tits

>>149449595
Homestuck should have involved more bizarre alien efforts to help, as the kids try to figure out how they are supposed to live by a prescribed shipping chart

It would involve meta humor of fictional characters reacting to the ships readers invent, and seeing how their efforts to oblige go

>>149449697
Aradia and theres no room for debate. Flattest is of course Vriska.

>>149447511
Meenah is pretty much the one good dancestor story wise.
Personally I also like the Idea of Kurloz since its heavily implied he sabotaged their game, and Mituna who overexerted himself to save it.
But of course, NOTHING FUCKING COMES FROM IT

>>149448976
Even Porrim cant fully explain her feminist bullshit when she tries.
And Kankri is a full joke.

I dated a feminist with a TradWife fetish. Fucking weird.

>>149449958
Just think, if there had been half as much Cronus we could have gotten exactly that much more of anyone else.

>>149449519
Two people whose masks never come off are boring, huh?

>>149450800
Any kind of political extremists get off on the opposite of what they believe. Liberals post about how they want to get raped by Trump supporters on "r/fuckingfascists" and nazis are probably the biggest consumers of blacked.com

>>149450846
I didnt hate cronus as a character actually.
He is a sort of reverse Eridan.
Where Eridan acts tough, he really dosnt give a shit about his authority and just wants friends.
Chronus acts chill, but when it comes to iit starts trying to pull rank and authority with others who dont go along with what he wants.

but im sure thats more thought than hussie put into it so meh.

>>149450800
Simply prey for a chad

>>149450870
nah actual natsocs favor asians and latinas by and large.

>>149450913
both those statements can be true

Wait am I a Nazi if I'm nationalistic in the old German Imperial sense, and not about ethnics like they did in the 30s?

>>149450983
we call faggots like you civicucks

>>149444230
when does this happen and how does it disprove the epilogues being canon

>>149450986
Civi?

>>149451458
as in civic nationalist. as in "a-as long as they replace us LEGALLY its ok!"

>>149450983
No, but the modern left call anything right of obama nazis.

>>149449557
>They borderline don't even feel like friends, more like a friend's friend kind of situation
I feel like Jade was like that with everyone, not just Dave. She was barely even in the story early on so she had no real time to develop a relationship with anyone.
Jade got shafted so hard she didn't even actually get into the game until Act 5-2. Level 1 while all her friends are halfway done. By Act 6 her only memorable conversations were with KARKAT of all people.

>>149451532
in fairness, she had some real solid convos with Karkat

>>149451486
>>149451497
That sounds gay

>>149451837
Basically in the modern right "civic nationalists" Or classic nationalists are viewed as those who are clinging to ideals that the modern world take advantage of.
Mass migration for example. Civic nationalists, going purely by their ideology would not have an issue with a couple million indians moving in and taking all the tech jobs so long as they did so legally.
Now in practice, of course they would have issues with it. They value their own people and culture. But their refusial to actually address the ethnic issue is seen as a BIG weakness. Every argument they give can easily be directed whichever way a half-decent opponent wants as they will NEVER address the racial issue for fear of being called racist.
For example, lets say they want to improve education for native germans instead of migrant or foreign students. Any opponent in a debate would attack it from a racial angle knowing the civnat wont stand their ground.

>>149451938
Side note; in America it is a bit different, Their civnats tend to be the neocon / neolib types who are sellouts to various lobbying groups. The sort who want even uneducated immigrants to come in and work for cheaper than minimum wage since it makes profit line go up.

I’m growing increasingly disgusted and angry with the rest of the world, and I have to say that Homestuck continues to be one of the only things helping me escape the shitty hand I’ve been dealt. I imagine I’m not alone.

>>149451546
Jade and Karkat are cute, I think I like them together better than Davejade.

Dave & John vs Lord English should've been given its own flash if Hussie wasn't a poopie face pooper shoving fent up his veins

>>149452241
Where does this drug addict shit come from? People like Andrew are terrified of drugs.

>>149451532
>>149452056
I need some Jadekat blackrom and I need it now.

>>149452342
that would be the palest, healthiest blackrom the series could have realistically.

Big Fat Crocker Tits

>>149450800
how's that weird? feminism is about having the OPTION to be a tradwife or not, not abolishing being a tradwife alltogether

jade is the tallest beta kid
jade is taller than karkat
that is all there is to really say on the matter

>>149453344
modern feminism is just man hate. First wave? Maybe that was the idea,but modern 4th wave bullshit is just anti-man.

>>149447973
w-why

>>149447973
The trolls beat a session that had fucking Glb'golyb prototyped. What are you gonna do, prototype a recreational nuke?

prisounebound has been popping off with updates today its good to see its back

>>149444892
>NEPETAQUEST 2025
what does that mean

>>149453478
Yeah but the kids prototyping silly hats created an even greater monster.

>>149454002
Prototyping a first guardian made Bec Noir, if anything John made him weaker be removing one of his arms. Dave gave him wings and a sword while Rose gave him the tentacles.

>>149444645
hope it's good
>>149445823
last one i'll do

>>149454084
Yes but the hat was the driving force behind that hateful thing

>>149454096
what's he eating? jello cubes?

>>149454096
My friend I could hug you. A second BigPeta. Thank you.
>>149454359
I bet they're fruit cubes that Dave got him.

>>149453549
Post the screenshot of Renity's ass

>>149454359
just generic snacks, think whatever in cube form. at first i was thinking chilled roe cubes but that wasn't his favorite food, it was crabdad's. kinda wonder if he's tried them since he had to make them. or idk, get em from the alternia grocery store or something

>have 2 characters who are always wearing sunglasses
>they somehow don't end up together
That's part of why I never got into Homostuck.

>>149428956 (OP)
We're in the homestretch lads, 98 more to go. Three threads down. I am impressed, and worried.

>>149454610
Yeah, it's a little weird he and Equius never hooked up.

>>149454622
Equius and Dave could've been sick bros.

You ever think Dave thought Rose's mom was hot?

>>149454830
That's canon

>>149448907
>we'd need a hundred more threads
good

>>149446244
they have actual sex in bc? that's so weird to think of the characters having sex now for some reason

>>149455143
Well they're adults in the epilogues. That's what happens

>>149454610
I know right. shades are made for clinking against another pair of shades

>>149455092
That's hot.

>>149455143
They have sex in the epilogues because it's framed as a fanfic on AO3.

Haha funny post number

>>149455336
Fail

>>149455406
You're right, I should have said reply number not post number

I don't care about ships but why was it that Dave just casually gets his girl of like a year stolen by Gamzee and everybody's just chill with it? Was Hussie going through a cuckold phase?

>>149455577
He caught his stupid troll bitch sucking Gamzee's dick in a vent shaft and immediately broke up with her despite her pleads and tears. This was no cuckhold phase for Hussie, it was him realizing women aren't worth shit to a man in the face of pure masculinity and so he made Dave stay focused on his own training that leads him to die a man's death fighting two omnipotent dogs or the other version of this Dave that dies fighting LE. Fuck Terezi, all girls are the same, the true warriors path rids of their filth.

>>149455577
to play devil's advocate: it's normal for trolls to have multiple relationships. dave was in terezi's flush quadrant and gamzee was in her black. so the trolls not being surprised makes sense
however if you're going to date a monogamous human species you kinda agree beforehand to go full 1-quadrant

>>149455734
>>149455643
And this is why humans should stick together.

>>149455734
No it shouldn't be an unspoken agreement they should have talked about it.

>>149455866
don't be racist, anon

I literally can't stop thinking about that fucking Eridan and Aranea shit post fanfiction...
The way it's all told, and the whole "incel and girlfailure get over themselves and find love together" has just wormed into my brain.

Join 4 HOMESMUT
https://discord.gg/t9r8J3NVG2

>>149455880
who's to say they didn't talk about it? I'm sure dave at least implied humans are typically monogamous. though I'm not sure the average troll could even comprehend or empathize with that

>>149455939
>HOMESMUT
are the sfw and nsfw in seperate channels? not really inrerested in homestuck porn

>>149455920
Share it with the class?

>>149456382
Mivnol's video about Dirk Strider.

>>149455920
link?

>>149449288
>fixed
>erases the main gags of their characters
gay

>>149449288
>>149448976
porrim is so hot bros

>>149444985
First and only Homestuck art that makes me consider liking a ship despite the fact that it matches none of their personalities and promotes the worst kind of version of Karkat you can ever hope to draw I mean come on look at those fucking baby ass hands

>>149456517
>>149456640
he means this vid I think https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQqFOVvdvGA&t=920s

Having a genuine conversation with Aradia as a
current straight male will automatically make you fall for her. Happened to Sollux, happened to Equius, happened to Tavros, it's pretty much a proven law. She is perfection solidified.

>>149455985
yeah

>>149456737
how is this related to a eridan x aranea fic

>>149456780
She has a lifespan of like 30. If Aradia didn't go godtier she would have turned into one of those tiny asian grandmas immediately after the game ended

>>149456853
If she didn´t god tier she would been a robot, you´re forgetting she started the game already dead.

>>149456876
You get my point though

>>149456881
Yeah, even Damara just a bit older already looks like shes about to hit that wall i guess.

>>149451060
It's on this page. The line was never talking about Gamzee.
https://web.archive.org/web/20180513020429/homestuck.com/story/3219

>>149454514

of course, desu

I don't think jade is that boring. she's a dorky and really friendly girl who is always confident everything is going to turn out okay. she's a badass who wields a freaking rifle and although she has been loving alone pretty much her whole life, she neither lacks communication skills nor does she sulk in loneliness
she's got a high amount of patience but even it has its limits and she's not afraid to literally slap another version of herself to make them get a damn grip, or give an annoying alien a piece of her mind. she's also so selfless that she, without hesitation, died to save her friend john (dreamself)

Thinking about what someone said earlier, it’s odd how understated Dave X Terezi is compared to any other ship with Terezi. It’s basically just “oh they dated at one point, then had a falling out because of gamzee” and that’s it

>>149456815
You'll see... You kinda gotta watch it all though.

I just finished ACT 1 for the first time, pretty endearing. I can see the appeal. I know some anons told me not to go past ACT 5 but I feel like if I make it that far I might as well finish it

>>149457044
Damn. No matter how many time I see it, I still can't believe it.
Great ass

MoonRunes, if you see this just know you fucking hot it out of the park with Renity's design. Also did you Tridesert - just gonna cover my bases

>>149457044
okay wow I'm convinced I gotta read this fan adventure now

>>149457689
It utterly hilarious how many times this screenshot has convinced people to read Prisounebound
It's not even an 18+ story in that way. That's just how Renity is.

>>149457732
Lure them in with ass, keep them around with shenanigans, its that simple!

>>149457749
Agreed.
Even started practicing my drawing in order to make Renity art

>>149457732
I'm more interested in Ellith. Poor girl doesn't even know what sex is

>>149457903
Judging by past threads, she knows what hypnosis is, though. Has a lot of direct experience with it, actually.

>>149443348
Nepeta jumping between cliffs while carrying karkat in her mouth like this

>>149457619
Each act is twice as long as the previous one, to the point where Act 6 is literally half the length of the comic. Keep that in mind.

>>149457619
Act 6 isn't bad, it's just... worse. But so is a 9/10 comic compared to a 10/10. It's different but its still worth reading

>>149457950
Everything up to Cascade is so amazing that everything pales in comparison, and this is true even now.

>>149457044
i love her already

>>149458158
Renity doesn’t lose to hypnosis as fast as Ellsee does, but she still does pretty fast.

>>149457903
Also got the strength of a gorilla, thats a bonus.

>>149457921
vriskanon?

>>149458158
You read that pretty fast damn,

>>149458167
Yes?

>>149457044
Perfection

>>149457256
>i need to watch an hour long essay on my least favorite character in homestuck to get a link to a ship fanfic

>>149458181
nothing, just wanted to be sure it was you

>>149458158
why is she so easily flustered?

>>149458158
based Renity

>>149457044
pro tip: go on desuarchive /aco/ and search for posts with Moonrunes in the username field for moar. you're welcome.

>>149458254
She's mostly talk. She's fancy, refined, elegant.
She's keeps her assorted interests secret so when they're brought to light She keeps embarrassed

>>149457044
I wish I had a better binary brush, so I could draw her ass better.

Is this a prisounebound thread now? I wonder how many people actually read it and stay updated with it, not counting its favorite count on MSPFA there got to be more out there.

Anyway i like oficus and the slut socks moonrunes gave her. Why would he do this?

>>149457943
>>149457950
Duly noted.

>>149459010
Man is a machine that churns out baddies

>>149459010
I check about once a week or so if things updated because its practically the only one so far i found that actually does seem to update regularly.

I like it.

>>149459010
I’ve checked out P-Bound a couple times, including on update days. I can never get into MSPFAs because of their site being integrated with Google, but it’s good, I guess.

>>149459232
>Ellith: Go to sleep.

>>149459269
I thought that section was half baked until i got to the most recent update, and all the junice dream stuff. It makes alot more sense now and is pretty good foreshadowing

How would you rewrite spider8reath so it's not so terrible that someone as evil as Vriska gets a happy ending?

>>149459330
After the retcon have her keep the development she was getting during late Act 5. You'd think a Vriska who doesn't die would keep all that character development. But nope, can't have that. It's MUCH more important that Vriska becomes way more annoying and self centered. Because clearly that's where her character was going in this moment. But yeah, pretty much just keep her development, don't do Vrisrezi and then when John finally pops back into canon on the lilypad you can have them finally have that d8. Only issue is Roxy, who is also set up as a love interest for John. It really depends on how much we wanna change the story

>>149459330
Why do you hate her so much?

>>149459431
Mad human woman who can't deal with the fact of John getting TROLL'D.

>>149457044
GYATTT

>>149459330
Have John inflate her constantly by forcing tornados up her ass.

>>149459392
The reason none of this could happen is that it'd require a genuine display of emotion, which is then carried through to a genuine conclusion.

>>149457044
How I imagine Aradia

>>149459675
based. got a discord? id like to have a fellow inflation enjoying homestuck fan to talk to

Why does Con Heir make people seethe?

>>149460272
Because it doesn't, it's literally the only version of Vriska that's ingestible

>>149460620
So what you're saying is that troll women need human dick to be sane?

>>149460648
No what I'm saying is that Aradia is so fucking hot and beautiful that's pretty much what I'm saying honestly

>Check /co/ to see if there is a read-along thread today
>There is instead a regular almost full Homestuck thread that was started on Thursday
I guess it didn't work out, huh?

>>149460793
I've been posting some thoughts in the 8moe thread. But it doesn't seem like even there there's much desire for it. Last thing I had to say:

>Something that occurs to me now I've gotten into the part of the story where Rose is starting to play the game with John is what Sburb is as it functions. Without getting into what is revealed later, it almost seems like way to see through the veil, to sort of access the debug options of a reality based on Simulation Theory. The time elements also remind me of the concept of time as a "solid" object that goes from the first quantum moment to the last, and all time exists at once within it, and we just perceive time as we move through it.

>The sort of "techno-gnostic" elements (as someone in the 4chan thread put it) almost feel backed up by things like the Alchemiter.

>I know the days of readings like this are numbered as the comic progresses, but at this point it's fun to think about them in this way.

>>149460272
they would've been so cute. I love that john brought her a coat for the snow in the dream bubble

>>149459232
>Good Imp
SOMEONE POST THE CORN IMP NOW!!!

>>149461083
THIS TIME IT WILL BE DIFFERENT

>>149460827
It’s difficult to host a read along when you have mods who are autistic about the thing you’re posting
plus not everyone uses altchans

>>149461097
YEAH, CORN!

>>149461097
>>149461158
whats the story to corn imp

>>149461166
He's an Imp imbued with the power of corn.

>>149460272
who gets upset over spider8reath?

500 pages, were going down down down
Return to the moe

>>149460793
there's a thread on 8moe but that site is a lot slower than /co/
>Week 2 (Sat 26th July): Act 3 and Intermission [pg 759 - 1357]
apparently week 2 starts on the 26th

>>149461212
Wait, didn't we just do Week 1? Did the dates change? So, if week 2 is next week is this the week we "start reading"?

I'm so confused.

one last ship for the road

>>149461253
>Week 1 (Sat 19th July): Acts 1 and 2 [pg 1 - 758] <<-- (You) are here
>Week 2 (Sat 26th July): Act 3 and Intermission [pg 759 - 1357]
>Week 3 (Sat 2nd August): Act 4 [pg 1358 - 1988]
judging by how today is july 19- the date of week one, I think it means you should be up to that latest page or nearing it by that date because the thread will have be discussing it freely without spoilers

Damn the thread is over already

girls

>>149455939
Is this actually a chan server, or a normal troon server?

>>149461446
Something about the sleep pose looks so comfy.

>>149433985
>ENDLESS DESTRUCTION - Hazbin Hotel | Helluva Boss Gameplay and Commentary
>Hazbin Hotel | Helluva Boss
>Gameplay and Commentary

Juggalette clussy

>>149459232
According to /aco/ on desu archives, moonrunes is making a Doujinshi hentai manga of Ellith

>>149461688
Bless the madman.

>>149461688
Can anyone read moonrunes? (Pun intended)

What does it say

>>149461729
this is what the google translator gave me

>>149461804
Why is google translate so fucking bad

>>149457749
yeah it's fucking working, I haven't even gotten to the ass yet but this is already pretty good

>>149428956 (OP)
goodby hsg

>>149462171
till next time, fellas

Yippie