Thread 149430098

i'll begin with DC
>Lex
80's businessman lex would be but the newer techbro lex i'm not sure
>Bruce wayne
would have been invited but figured out it woukd be a bad idea to visit
>Oswald cobbelpot
would be on the list
>deathstroke
guaranteed
>Harvey Dent
pre-two face harvey probably, his conflicting feeling about it would be one of the contributing factor for his mental snap
>Hugo Strange
yes
>Stagg and maxwell lord
yes
>court of owls
would either activly work with Epstein or they would operate their own seperate rival blackmail ring
>green arrow
probably got tricked to go, drugged up and did some compromising shit
>vandal savage
>mad hatter
not because of wealth or influence but because epstein would wan't his mind controll tech, he gets some blonde alice lookalikes
>black mask
trafficks young girls and drugs to the island

>>149430098 (OP)
In these capeshit universes how come the superhero’s never stop Israel’s child rape ring island?

>>149430105
same reason they never stop israel

>>149430105
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>>149430098 (OP)
Pre iron man Stark for sure.

>>149430098 (OP)
A lot of the arrogant scientist types would.
Hawking went because they played into his ego.

>>149430105
>In these capeshit universes how come the superhero’s never stop Israel’s child rape ring island?
Who says they didn't?

>>149430219
>Hawking went because they played into his ego.
Sure, it was JUST ego. Nothing elss about Hawkings personal preferences...

>>149430098 (OP)
>Oswald Cobblepot
Does he really have that big of an influence? Talking boss Cobblepot at least, i get the guy trafficks sex slaves in the comics but still.
>Great White Shark
Likely found his way aboard
>Count Vertigo
Yep


As for Marvel?

>Tony Stark
Because
>Punisher
either sneaks his way into the island using a fake name or just fucking guns blazing kills everyone there
>Darrio Agger
Actually nah he'd have his own magical Epstein Island
>Kingpin
Yep
>The Rose
Also yep
>Hobgoblin
Likely
>Doctor Doom
Again he'd probably build his own island, and think of Epstein's thing as beneath him
>Puck the Troll
Sure
>Starfox
DEFINITELY
>Emma Frost
Maybe, she's obviously a pedo.
>The Mandarin
Maybe, or he'd build his own
>MODOK
Nah
>Purple Man
Hell yes
>Mandrill and the other mind control fucks
Likely

Generally i think a lot of Supervillains woule just build their own private island, in fact we've SEEN villains build their own private island.

>>149430105
Every villain has their own private island, sometimes they miss a few

Any hero written by John Byrne

>>149430098 (OP)
Lex is too self-righteous and borders on asexual.

>>149430118
geeIwonderwhocouldbebehindthispost.jpg

>>149430105
I dunno. How come they never stop the muslim ones?

There's no such thing as the Epstein List. It's a debunked antisemitic far-right conspiracy theory.

>>149430098 (OP)
>guaranteed
Doubtful unless he stands to gain from it.
>Harvey Dent
>Hugo Strange
Not important enough to get Epstein attention
>vandal savage
Sure Savage would go but again this would only happen so that he could get control over Epstein. Besides it's Vandal Savage, changes are he's the reason all laws exist in the first place

>>149430236
Your list is terrible and you put zero effort into it

>>149430183
CLARK, NO!

>>149430191
Post-RDJ Stark is buddies with Elon and has been written as basically Peter Thiel with rizz and power armor. He would definitely be on the list.

>>149430098 (OP)
Not everyone involved with Epstein did so for child rape, dude liked to act like a patron of science asshole and schmooze it up with those types so you'd probably see a good number of scientist heroes being networked via Epstein. Aint trying to defend the pedofaggot but he mixed his pedoing with normal people to help obfuscate his shit.

>>149430455
>Not everyone involved with Epstein did so for child rape,
latest miga cope

>>149430543
There's probably also a lot of white collar crime. Jeff probably helped cook a lot of people's books, including a certain political figure who keeps telling us to quit talking about him.

>>149430609
Kill yourself stupid traitor.

>>149430455
You want non-pedos on the island as well. A lot of non-pedos. MAjority non-pedos. They’re a smokescreen

>>149430098 (OP)
>Hal Jordan
He fucks little girls in his plane

Why won't the feds release the files? What is this fat bitch trying to hide?!

>>149430609
He probably recommended Visa and Mastercard crack down on spicy stuff so the media would never connect him to them

>>149430098 (OP)
>deathstroke
>guaranteed

He is too much of a pussy, he never dared to take Terra in her prime.

>>149430751
Touched a nerve?

>>149430609
Sure. That’s all they did together
>He likes beautiful women almost as much as I do, and a lot of them are in the younger side

>>149430455
Everyone was involved in human trafficking and prostitution. Whether they wanted underage girls is irrelevant. They were all connected to him for sex trafficking. Blackmailing top scientists in industry that you can tap for trade secrets is in someways more valuable than politician/business leaders. Everyone involved with him knew what he was about.

Why didn't Tony Stark blow the whistle?

>>149430912
Booze

>>149430416
Considering Vandal was Gengis Khan and sometimes straight up eats people, i'm in the camp of him having his OWN private island or facility to indulge in that sort of stuff if he was into it, the guy's like a 80 thousand years old he's got the oldest money in the world.

>>149430098 (OP)
Other versions of Lex would have gone to the island but would never be on any list and if anyone even mentioned him they would disappear along with anyone that heard that person.

Which characters would be Epstein's victims?

>>149430098 (OP)
The obvious Wolverine

>>149431452
Terra

>>149431488
>Rick Jones breaks the story that globally famous Avenger & X-Man Wolverine was on the Lolita Express
>pictures surface of Wolverine in a tux talking to Ghislaine Maxwell in a festive setting
>also he's wearing an eyepatch for some reason
>all his former teams disown him
>the FBI, Interpol and SHIELD want to bring him in for questioning
>Alex Jones starts insinuating that former students of the Jean Grey School for Higher Learning have reached out to him about Wolverine's sussy behavior as headmaster
>other podcasters and talk radio dudes start parroting it as a fact
>Roxx News coverage goes "Many people are saying the mutant Avenger known as Wolverine..."
>X-Manhunt 2 happens
>the Illuminati decide the damage Logan is doing to the cape community is too much
>they grab him and launch him into space
>the Planet Wolverine saga happens
>Jean finds him and brings him back to Earth together with his new family of choice, the Weapon X-Force
>World War Wolverine happens
>Jean kills Logan and leaves no body
>his funeral is attended by the Avengers and X-Men
>but a Krakoan portal opens by the casket and out step Logan and Kamala Khan
>Jean actually sent them to the White Hot Room from where Tempus could send them back in time to when the photos were taken and had Logan replace his younger Patch self
>with careful use of telepathy Logan was able to avoid going to Little Saint James while being none the wiser about the future, preserving the timeline
>Rick Jones's story is revealed to have been a plant and the photos fakes as part of a plan by Grant Rogers and the Masters of Evil to sow distrust and conflict between the heroes

Vandal Savage has lived through the entirety of human history and has traveled all over the planet. He was probably the person that put the events in motion for Epstein Island to happen in the first place just for shits and giggles. The heinous shit going on there does nothing for him since he's been around since the age of consent was even a concept. To him it's probably like Caligula but with TV and better catering.

>>149430105
Most superheroes are unfortunately Jewish

>>149430183
I like how Fleitcher this looks. Makesnit funnier.

>>149430098 (OP)
Wonder Woman. It’s near Themyscira.

>>149431975
That's no excuse

Bruce is on the list because it was the easiest way to get there undercover, but he’s going to have a lot of explaining to do

>>149430098 (OP)
Hal Jordan 100%

>>149430098 (OP)
Jen's ponzi raped a bunch of dudes.

>>149432036
>Bruce
For a second i thought you meant Banner, not Wayne.

>>149432190
Hey, if Hawking was there don’t count Bruce Banner out. But really I wouldn’t put it past Joe Fixit.

>>149430098 (OP)
>court of owls
Would be in play instead of Mossad, morelike.

>>149430098 (OP)
Hal Jordan with no doubt, Superman (see the infamous kiss with Lana), Wolverine (Earth-1610), Wanda and Pietro (Earth-1610) but they would have sex with each other (reference to the Krassenstein brothers) and also Sabra as a spy to the Israeli government to blackmail these superheroes into supporting Israel

>>149430098 (OP)
Mad Mod, Loren Jupiter, and Terry Long for sure.

>>149430779
Only the aged up ones though.

>>149430236
I am pretty sure the Wasp would, she went to freak parties in canon

Spider-Man. Only because of Parker luck and the writers shitting on him again. He would be innocent, a transported there against his will. Word would get out and JJJ would have a field day.

>>149431452
>Jason Todd
>Magik
>Stephanie Brown
>Mattie Franklin
>That new loli Spider-Girl
>All 4 members of the Power Pack
Among others.

Bueno Excelente, of course.

>>149431452
X-23
Nightwing

>>149431452
Klarion, canonically. Melmoth is like DC's Epstein, grooming kids as Deviants then trafficking them for mining operations on Mars.

>>149430098 (OP)
>80's businessman lex would be
Businessman Lex would be too smart to fall into the obvious honey pot but would get his own man inside of the operation.

>>149430236
>either sneaks his way into the island using a fake name or just fucking guns blazing kills everyone there
Punisher would get his hands on the list of who was there and what they did and start working his way through it.

How many times has Epstein visited The Avenger's mansion?

>>149430098 (OP)
Why are you fanfic crafting about characters being pedophiles, weirdo?

>>149430098 (OP)
Batman for sure, he loves orphans

>>149432593
Magik would be a victim first and a visitor later

>>149430098 (OP)
Wayne is a billionaire who lives in secrecy and hangs out with underaged orphans, of course he'd be on the list

>>149430098 (OP)
Stanley W Manor is a guarantee.

>>149431452
Deborah Domaine
Ragdoll's kids

Doesn’t Wolverine literally have a harem of underage girl sidekicks?

>>149434390
He doesn't actually fuck them no

>>149434390
He's 120 years old, we're all underage to him.

>>149434413
>He doesn't actually fuck

>>149434413
>>149434425
>the excuses
Uh huh….

So before I end up hung in a cell imma stfu about the great wolverine and his questionable choice of sidekicks.

>>149430098 (OP)
Charles Xavier & Magneto. One managers a school so pretty suss and he's the equivalent of Stephen Hawking who's already on the list. Magnetos his best friend and a Jew so go finger on that one.

Other for Marvel...Norman, Mr Sinister, Mephisto,

For DC, God literally half the characters especially Hailey.

Pic related.

>>149434463
Who the fuck is Hailey, you fucking secondary?

>>149434509
Harley* my bad

>>149434509
Dude managed to post a panel. Clearly all the blood is rushing away from his brain.

>>149434440
A 5’3 hairy manlet doesn’t sound like the kind of guy schoolgirls fall for

>>149430098 (OP)
"Vandal Savage. No explanation." lol.
I think that Bruce Wayne would go, just like he goes to all the other places. I've always liked the idea of Batman not costuming as Batman, but making things up as he goes along. That's an angle the batcomics writers have ignored. Granted, that's also a good reason for the bat-boat and bat-plane, instead of getting there as Bruce, and Bat-antics happen. Either way, bat-punching his way through the island's hotels is a happy idea.

Moon Knight would so be there. The 80s comics would have loved to unleash Specter on this this scandal. Just to have MN go absolutely soldier of fortune on page after page of 'suits.
Black Panther. Because I'm reminded of a story about Jack Kirby, where some suits told him to put more white men in it, so he did an issue of Panther beating up the KKK. Panther would so be there on EI, so that he could beat up more white people. :)

The Chipmunks and Chipettes on E island, pre-scandal, would make for any singer/band match up you could mention. Not just Elenore earning neckties.
I can imagine Magneto sitting around on the island, somewhere off on the beach, drinking a tourist drink, and staring into the sky. Somewhere up there, a small dot grows larger, as a nickle-iron asteroid hurtles from space towards him. "He's going to bring down kinetic drop weapons on his own position?!" "Evacuate Kitty and Jubilee. Don't tell Emma. She probably knows anyway. Let her fleece people up to the end."

>>149430236
Charles Xavier probably went but only because it'd forward mutantkind's interests to have those connections.

>>149431452
but they escaped and got married

>>149432000
>wonder woman's dark secret is that she's a big lolicon because it's part of her culture
It's a shame artists don't make Wonder Woman having a harem of little girls when it's pretty obvious.

Superman needs no island

>>149434814
Because Diana would just be their gym instructor. THAT's what a big part of Themysara culture is. Stuck in "WWII and earlier" ways and obsessing about self defence.

I wonder what Jonah Hex on E. island would be like?