Thread 149432289 - /co/ [Archived: 279 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:27:36 PM No.149432289
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Why did they have him be with a dog only once in the show's entire runtime? And a feral to boot?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:28:40 PM No.149432300
>>149432289 (OP)
He was cucked the second time too
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:29:50 PM No.149432312
>>149432289 (OP)
Because he isn't written as a dog?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:39:29 PM No.149433060
>>149432289 (OP)
Because repeated jokes are unfunny.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:40:57 PM No.149433070
>>149433060
Then why do they regularly have Brian go out with human women? Does that repeated joke not get unfunny?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:43:20 PM No.149433103
>>149433070
Your mistake is believing Family Guy is funny.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:43:56 PM No.149433109
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>>149432289 (OP)
What do you mean, only once?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:45:23 PM No.149433130
>>149433109
Doesn't count because it's not exclusivley with the dog, nor is she the focus of the episode
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:45:29 PM No.149433134
>>149433070
Joke? They're white women. Of course they'd bang a male dog and DATE him if he could speak. That's not a joke, it's slice of modern life.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:46:50 PM No.149433152
>>149433130
He still fucked her. And you have no idea how many times that night. "Be with" is just another way to say "fuck".
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:47:00 PM No.149433154
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>>149432289 (OP)
He did almost get with that showdog.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:48:47 PM No.149433177
>>149433154
There should've been more bipedal talking animals like Brian. Just seems so weird for him to be the single outlier. Him and the showdog, I guess.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:48:51 PM No.149433178
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I really like Ellie
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:15:13 PM No.149433496
>>149433109
On the bottom right quadrant of your picrel, on the right side of the bed, is that Quagmire's dad?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:16:21 PM No.149433507
>>149433496
Yes. He's also in the top two quadrants as well.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:17:54 PM No.149433518
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>>149433177
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:20:40 PM No.149433553
>>149433518
>get adopted
>a genuinely good dog
>time warps
>back to being homeless
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:24:53 PM No.149433592
>>149433109
See this is so extremely fucking embarrassing because you know it's just Seth's self insert bullshit
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:10:47 PM No.149434118
>>149433109
>all white
Heh
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:13:31 PM No.149434158
>>149434118
That's because Brian canonically hates blacks
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:17:31 PM No.149434201
>>149433592
Seth wants to fuck female dogs?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:23:33 PM No.149434278
>>149433592
Brians not in a band tho?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:20:23 PM No.149435002
>>149434201
Yes, Seth is a zoophile
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:24:31 PM No.149435067
>>149434118
>>149434158
What the fuck I love Brian now
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:14:38 PM No.149435670
>>149433592
To be fair the whole bit is they call him out before chasing him away and the ending is a forced happy ending for everyone in the episode because it's a parody of romantic comedies.
>>149434118
Which is weird, they have a bunch of random women but he canonically dated a black chick.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:42:52 PM No.149436019
>>149434201
probably
there's been a couple zoophile jokes
Anonyrnous
7/18/2025, 12:53:38 AM No.149437479
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>>149432289 (OP)
Family Guy doesn't want to be held liable for turning its audience into furries, so giving Brian more human girlfriends than feral ones is the safer bet.

This is under the assumption fans won't grow attracted to Brian, however...
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:35:21 AM No.149437957
>>149433109
>one asian woman in the big confrontation
>only white women in the sex moment
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:21:14 AM No.149438969
>>149432289 (OP)
Fortune cookie never wrong
>>149433553
At least he has a job at the end of the band episode
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:31:52 AM No.149439842
>>149433154
This was a Christmas episode? I dont remember that
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:48:57 AM No.149440737
>>149433178
What a sexy bitch...