I want to feel Satan's muscles... <3

OP is an actual fag

Even worse, OP is a barafag.
A real fag would be lusting after the cute femboys.

>>149437377
Oh, and Sally too.

>>149437377
>femboys
That's even gayer than wanting to fuck an actual masculine man.

>>149437377
>>149437394
>>149437406
Fucking loving this thread already.

>>149437423

fishu

>>149437406
SEXOOOOO

>>149437377
smug cutie!

>>149437412
No, not really.

>>149437288 (OP)

>>149438377
I mever notice this but Sallie has (???)'s hair in pig tails. That's cute

>>149438361
>trapfucker insisting he isn't gay
Lmao fag

>>149438413
I really like this sissy outfit for Sallie May

>>149438429
I mean liking femboys doesn't make you gayer than liking bara, it's the other way around.

>>149437459
>>149437406
I want her to fuck me hard in the ass with her gock.

>>149438479
The fuck is bara?

>>149438530
Big muscular men.

what does jesus look like in vivzzie's universe

>>149438569
Well I'm not particularly turned on. But I do have a niche fetish of a sub who's obviously stronger then the dom obeying them. Does that count?

>>149438587
Yes.

>>149438581
I have two theories.
1. He's white, he's a bad guy

2. He's black. He's a good guy, and probably hates what heaven become and probably gay for judas.

>>149438595
Actually nvm, it depends on how muscular he is.

Satan is a hawt guy.

>>149439440
This.

>>149437377
>>149437325
Bara is kino.

>>149440465
That's hot.

>>149440625
Look up "Lam-chan" on e621, there's plenty more where that came from.

>>149441096
I'd rather not

>>149441120

>>149437288 (OP)
I could kick his ass power of faith baby

>>149438361
>not really
You're gay. It's 2025, you're not gonna get keelhauled.

Is it true Viv hates muscular characters, so she has someone else draw Satan?

>YWN Sallie Mae's demon gock
Why live?

>>149442863

I'll give Viv credit where it's due. She doesn't take the coward's way out and give her tranny characters Schrodinger's Dick like a lot of other stuff does.

>>149438581
I think I remember they're was someone's fan speculation of the Biblical characters looked like the Hellaverse and Jesus kinda looked like his Jesus and Judas self (seen here) which was basically a Anthro sheep.

Also the Image I'm remembering (and Jesus In Jesus and Judas itself ) kinda predicted several the Background Angels from the "Welcome to Heaven" song and the members of C.H.E.R.U.B from Helluva Boss who are also Anthro Angels.

>>149443375

>>149443517

>>149443519

>>149443539

>>149443542

>>149443573

>>149443579

>>149443589

>>149443597

>>149443609

>>149443613

>>149443646

>>149443517
>>149443519
Why is her tail so thicc?

>>149437288 (OP)
Get in the line

If you had to guess, when is Satan's birthday?

>>149444083
6/6 6 o'clock

>>149437288 (OP)
I want Charlie to be his foot slave

As someone who was raised in a Christian household and is currently in a university in a creative field, I always find it funny to overhear students say things like "I love Satan/Lucifer" so much. I always have to double take and realize they're talking about Hazbin/Helluva Satan or Lucifer.

I'm not a big fan of Satan or Lucifers' portrayal and it's not because it's "inaccurate." A lot of Vivziepops designs come with a bunch of asterisks to explain why they look like that. However. Satans' design is absolutely peak and he's hot as hell. His design speaks for itself.

>>149444150
WHY THE FUCK DOES THE DAUGHTER OF LUCIFER LOOK LIKE A FUCKING PIKACHU

>>149443766
I think that's just an artist choice

>>149444293

>>149444303
Several imps seen visiting Loo Loo Land in the episode of the same name. Blitzo calls #4 a prude after she looks at him disgustingly when he said he wasn't a day hooker to Octavia

>>149444327
Cécilia "Calis" Goncalves Impsona

The impsona of the show's artist, appearing in the episodes "The Harvest Moon Festival" and "Queen Bee", which she says in a Tweet that at the party she may have been Carolina Páez's houndsonas plus one due to not knowing many other hellhounds. Cécilia later tweeted an update on her impsona's recovery saying her arm has recovered since "Queen Bee". She later appeared in "MAMMON'S MAGNIFICENT MUSICAL MID-SEASON SPECIAL (ft Fizzarolli)".[

>>149444439

>/co/ prefer Helluva Slop over Hazbin Brothel
You guys disgust me

Trannies are gross and ugly and terrible people

>>149444458

>>149444548

>>149444558

>>149444582

>>149444590

gay thread, needs some owl girls to straighten it out

>>149444620

>>149444628
Would Stella take her daughter to pollen dancing classes?

>>149444644

>>149444657
Pole*
Ahhh! Mad at myself

>>149444684

>>149437377
>>149437477

Boys with that kinda fit drive me feral*

*I want to hold them tight like I'm desperately afraid they'll disappear and never see them again.

>>149444157
If god had wanted us to resist temptation, why are Demons and Satan sexy?

>>149444628
Lingerie > naked

>>149444703

>>149444908

>>149444943

>>149444954

>>149444964

>>149444157
Tragedy of Man's Lucifer is the coolest depiction by far.
Not at all sympathetic or soft, just an extremely contrarian bastard that loves to argue and defy.

>>149438581
Disappointed.

>>149444741
This.

>>149437394
Pretty sure this one is female.

>>149444741
>why are Demons and Satan sexy?
Because they're not. They're hideous to the point of driving you insane the very second you lay eyes on them. It's people like Vivzie who have skewed that idea with their faithless, contrarian depictions of what is supposed to be the most horrific and painful place you could possibly wind up in after death. Portraying Hell and its inhabitants as just an anarchic version of a U.S. city full of drugged, apathetic dregs is purposefully missing the point.

>>149445138
I'm a go on a rant

Personally I feel like you shouldn't show Lucifer or the devil and God. I think it was johnny the homicidal maniac in which Hell didn't have a devil but the illusion that somebody was in control that kept the demons in control.

Anyways Lucifer or again the Devil is a great character that can be fun. But I feel making him sympathetic pr the good guy loses that point of the character. You can have him be likeable. But I think you always got to have that hint or even motivation everything he does is for himself or that his intentions isn't to help.

>>149445776

I see some /hhg/fags got bored of being in their containment zone.

>Satan OP
>Fag Thread
Oh dear...
>>149444472
Indeed
>>149444628
Very much Indeed
>>149445863
How horrifying
>>149445776
I think you can do it
You just have to tread carefully with it otherwise you're not depicting God, Lucifer or Satan
>>149445731
>purposefully missing the point
I think if Viv made her own world instead of trying to have hers take place in ours.
She could have been a Hot Topic Terry Pratchett.
Though I am simplifying and very likely butchering the comparison here.
and I think I'm sadly insulting the late Sir Pratchett.

>>149444620
I love this Star struck country girl.
Fuck it I'm making an Imp OC.

>>149446149
Based

>>149445776
>>149445793
For some reason I like the idea of lucifer being a narcissistic self pitying pseud who legit thinks he's the victim and a free thinker. The important thing is that he's depicted as petty, uncaring, and responsible for all his problems.
That or Sufi Iblis who loves God but hates humans and wants to prove to God that humans aren't worthy of him.

Satan turning anon really masculine.

>>149446726
Kino.

>>149437406
Could they have gotten someone who is at least trying. His voice actor is barely doing a falsetto.

>>149446009
>I think if Viv made her own world instead of trying to have hers take place in ours.
She could have made it some Beetlejuice-styled purgatory and it would have been without baggage, but then it wouldn't have the "shock" of having a setting in hell.
>>149446726
Anon's gym buddy would probably be Vortex, I can see them being pals. Especially if Anon dates Loona, I'm sure Bee would want to do a double date so they have reason to meet.

>>149437288 (OP)
Satana venting on you with angry sex and crushing your pelvis only to heal it and start round 2...

I have the urge to get soaked in demon cum.

>>149447549
Shitzo...

>>149437288 (OP)
>skips Leg Day
Good to know that if a certain radio themed deer demon wanted to take over, all he has to do is trip him by breaking his cane over his kneecaps.

>>149444628
Based

>>149444628
>WOW ANON YOU FUCKING FAGGOT STROKING IT TO SATAN. SUCH A LITTLE BITCH BOY.
>Stella honestly I feel like wanting to top Satan is much more masculine than just being straight
>...I...wa...FUCK YOU LITTLE GAY BOY IMP FUCKER

>>149447541
>The demoness sighed in frustration as she took a drag from a cig.
>Gomorrah-brand weren't even her favourite.
>"Not again..."
>Her partner, a bodybuilder hybrid, lay spent in sexual and physical agony.
>In the throes of lust, the mindfulness techniques she had learned had failed for obvious reasons.
>Even if he wasn't scrawny in comparison to the Princess of Darkness, his power was still well below that of the underworld's ruler.
>Not that it mattered at this point. She was already up and pouring liqueur into a serving glass on her nightstand.
>And downed it in a single gulp. Grimacing at its lukewarmth.
>Soon enough she gathered the composure for the restoration rites and give the young man feeling below his waist again. But not before pouring another shot.
>"Kaley! Get some ice in here! I'm running radiator juice into my gut."
>A pained groan reminded her of the problem.
>"And a pack for this poor bastard too!"
---
>"Will that be all, mistress?"
>Satan(ia) gazed back at her fiery visage in the mirror.
>Unsatisfied with what she saw.
>"Yes."
>Her underling bowed mid-air and vacated her chambers, leaving the giant woman to her pondering.
>Pulling out a drawer from her dresser, she fiddled around until she slipped an old notepad with numerous tally marks dotted along the pages.
>'Days without anger incidents' and 'Days without incidents during sex' divided the most recent into two.
>She ripped it out, crumped it up and it found purchase in a waste paper basket.
https://files.catbox.moe/1nf4rc.jpg

>>149437377
>A real fag would be lusting after the cute femboys.
Are you fucking retarded? The only "people" lusting after femboys are bisexuals

>>149448177
kek

>>149448177
https://youtu.be/u1qbbNh9PPE
>Human FemTex or Human Satan(ia) in the gym

>>149448300
Imagine Nona working out with Satana and Femtex. The second she takes her jacket off the only word out of Loono's mouth is gonna be "mommy".

Loono licking Satana's big pussy.

>>149448220
It gets worse when she tries to smile in the mirror to beat back the rising anger has toward herself.

>>149437406
sexooo

>>149448542
... I can fix her.

>>149448555
>trips
You can try...

>>149448363
>"Snap me into a slim jim mommy"
>"Sorry"
>"Crunchatize me Captain"
>"Sorry"
>"Chauvin me in a leglock"
>"Sorry"
"Loono, just drink some water, okay"
>"Y-yes mo- Anona"
>Femtex whispers to Anona
>"Is he always like this?"
"No but it's just another cute charm of his"
>"King Bee acts the exact same way sometimes even though he'll never admit it"

I want to feel Satan's cock.

>>149448656

>>149448656
>"Damn. That's big."

>"I know. Pretty impressive, ain't it?"

>"Sire, please stop playing with the chicken. We have more pressing matters to attend to."

>>149448656
I know emberlynn

imagine what an anon who had no knowledge of hazbin getting isekai’d into hazbin as an archangel only to immediately fall and become a King of the Goetia has to endure on a daily basis

>>149448710
Imagine what an anon who had no knowledge of hazbin getting isekai'd into Stolas has to endure on a daily basis

Imagine using isekai as a concept hook.

Imagine imagining.

>>149448747
>Die
>Wake up one day in the arms of a demon as a baby owl named Stolas
>Truly come to understand the ways of the Lord
>Have an old fashioned, pampered if stiff aristocratic childhood
>Dad rarely shows up and if he does it’s through a magic mirror the family butler usually carries
>For some reason your dad is the main antagonist of that one A24 movie, and he also has a shit ton of other kids
>Apparently you’re his favorite, because you don’t “bitch about small things like fun and family time”
>One day he actually meets you in person
>Weird shadowy thing that settles into the shape of an owl
>Tells you that you are to assume your duties as a Goetia and to lead legions of hell and yadda yadda
>Realize that yes, you are in fact the Stolas
>Get your grimoire, also get arranged to marry what looks like the angriest 6 year old owl woman in creation
>Oh well, at least the magic’s fun

>>149448831
Imagine, therefore being.

>>149444157
>>149445731
Bro are you JUST NOW learning Viv's got the loosest grasp of her source material? Bitch is a plagiarist too. Petty, fat, and stupid; Viv genuinely does not care about "faithful adaptations" so long as she can push her fujo agenda.

What if you were a demon?

>>149449004
>and then John was a demon

I really hope that we see Satan again.

>>149448616
>King Bee is into femdom
That tracks kek

>>149443613
>>149443646
>>149443649
Well hello sweet chocolate!

>>149437288 (OP)
I want to KILL Satan.

>Anon gets to bang Loona
It’s not fair…

>>149449747
Such is life.

>>149449747
They were made for each other it was never a contest, I wouldn't cry about it.

>>149448710
Sweet.

>>149449747
they also get to hold hands

>>149450063
Scandalous

>>149437288 (OP)
for me, it's Leviathan
she (they?) can do whatever she wants with me

>>149450268
>human head crushing hard on you
>fish head absolutely hates you

What hellchan boards does he post in?

>>149450467
/x/ and /v/.

>>149450467
/x/ , /k/, secretly lurks in /a/ and the /AMOFH/ Threads

>>149450501
He probably plays nu-Doom. "Ironically" of course.

>>149450649
Maybe some DMC too, of course.

>>149449659
You wouldn't stand a chance.

So what color are FemSatan's panties?

Impregnating Sallie May.
>B-b-b-but...
Shut up. Impregnating Sallie May.

>>149451251
White and purple.

>>149451335
White panties and purple panties or like, purple with white frills? Or white with purple frills...

>>149451365
White base, purple hearts.

>>149451401
Cute. Girlier than I expected on a gal like her.

>>149451329
>Anon gets phone call
>”Hey, dickhead! When I said gimmie your babies and flood my womb I wasn’t being serious! What the fuck did you do to my body? I’m lactating more than a cow in July, my stomach aches like a snake with a tooth ache, and my ass has ripped through five pairs of jeans!”
>Anon asks if Sallie May if she wants to get tranny married
>”I’ll gore you if I see you! You fucking asshole!”
>She hangs up
>Five minutes later Salle sends a pic of her nude pregnant body saying sowy daddi

What would you summon Satan for?

>>149451548
Summoning demons seems like a bad idea

>>149451544
I'm assuming Sallie is actually female in this green
Right Anon....right?!

>>149451251
Black with flame decals and a racing stripe.

>>149451682
Nope
Anon’s sperm impregnates the impregnable
Row row fight the powa

>>149451776

>>149451711
Hot. Almost literally.

>>149451796
Tranny mpreg
It is the way of the thread

>>149451776
Fags in drag do be a meme.

Imagine being so gay you not only fetishize men but you go further and start lusting after effeminate men that imitate women with drugs and surgery. Then you look at these men and desperately want to get them pregnant, wrapping almost all the way back around to being straight but still passing on women despite them offering you everything you're fetishizing. Because you're just that gay.

Secretly replacing Sallie's hormone pills with testosterone so he de-transitions.

>>149437406
>and Sally too.
Sally is a "lesbian"

He's so handsome. :D

>>149452009
Santania is hotter

>>149451873
Yeah
It’s great

>>149437377
>liking femboys

Unironcially incel shit. Cant get actual women and have settle with the closest feminine thing you could potentially nab.

>>149451873
>Imagine being so gay you not only fetishize men but you go further and start lusting after effeminate men that imitate women with drugs and surgery. Then you look at these men and desperately want to get them pregnant, wrapping almost all the way back around to being straight but still passing on women despite them offering you everything you're fetishizing. Because you're just that gay.
What the fuck, why did you make them sound so based?

>>149452009
>>149452025
They're both hot.

>>149452078
I don't think looking at women and thinking "damn I wish she had a dick" is based actually.

>>149452129
On this site it is

>>149452129
Wait til these queers discover tomboys
Because Tomboys are based

>>149452170
Agreed

>>149437288 (OP)
This image makes me feel horny.

>>149452290
Same.

>>149437406
i want to choke on her dick

It's over. I give up.

Do a flip already.

We need another chapter of Hell(hounds). It’s the only way to save the thread.

>>149452543
?

>>149452590
Yeah tranny chasers really are the worst

>>149452590
I'm afraid all I've got is Loona images and a limited imagination+literary talent.

>"Hey Anon!"

>"What?"

>"FAG!"

>>149452652

>>149452652

>>149452543
I really don't know what you expected from these threads. Take it as a sign to go outside and seek something better, anyone who's been on this site in all likelihood would quit browsing it if they could.

>>149450287
>Get head from human head
>Pull out and cum on fish head's face

>>149452747
>>149450287
>>149450268
>Fish head is a tsundere
>Human head is a yandere

>>149452543
Really?
Tranny lovin is what does you in?

Stella is _________.

>>149452892
Bird

>>149452892
A bitch

>>149452892
desperately in need of hugs

>>149452892
In need of a human man.

>>149452892
Closet gay

>>149452892
Going to be summoned by me

>>149452892
Going to gain muscle.

>>149453038
>tomboy Stella

I think Moxxine decided to mess with Loono while he was passed out drunk...

What does Vortex like to eat?

>>149453226
Ass

>>149453226

>>149453226
Sperm.

>>149453053
Go on...

>>149453355
Pinklie, please!

>>149453226
MBee "honey".

Demon males on human males is kino.

>>149453455

>>149453455
Based.

>>149453455
Demon Bro
Summoner human bro
Playing Halo

>Anon
>Loona
Who tops?

>>149453626
Anon

>>149453466
Chudtavi...

>>149453642
>all that anger and angst only to be topped by the autistic secretary
Loonabros, how can we ever recover?

HE IS THE LAW

>>149453466
>>149453683
>Be (You)
>Die
>Wake up
>You're a little owl girl
>Your parents are owls
>You're also in hell

What do?

>>149453913
Start praying to Jesus as an act of rebellion

>>149453913
Study magic, wait until I'm eighteen and flee to Earth when I turn eighteen I guess
Beats getting arranged married to Lord Cuckus von Douchebeak III

>>149453913
Go back to bed, Moot.

>>149437288 (OP)
Same powerlevel btw.

>>149454080
>Same powerlevel
So 0?

>>149454099
infinite for mortals, 0 of the same hellish class.

Can I snuggle Verosika!?

>>149453991
Lord Cuckus von Douchebeak III, sworn annoyance of the Birnondersons.

So, is the apprentice anon pastebin story going to take the loona route or the octavia one?

>>149451548
>Wanna play Uno?

>>149454374
Yes
She'll probably need it

>>149454554
it seems like it could go either way right now, but it seems to potentially be going the Loona route since the young warlock is going to Bee's party with Loona and he's only had a single, one-sidedly, antagonistic conversation with Octavia, though, there's always a chance for Anon to make amends with his master's daughter

>>149454672
I hope octavia starts playing a bigger role in the story, we already have HILTLH(H) for loona, so give her stepsister some love, too

>>149454646
>Verosika while working compared to her behind closed doors is like night and day
>When she's out doing her job with her backup dancers and Tex she's near non-stop high-energy
>But as soon as the last goodbyes of the day are said and the door closes she basically deflates
>Her apartment's more of a mess than she'd like but what would be the point in cleaning it?
>She knows she's just gonna mess it up again
>Old empty pot noodle cups stacked and scattered around with various different bottles of booze
>She all but staggers into her room and opens a bedside table drawer
>Inside is a scrapbook of ideas of her ideal wedding she's had since she was a girl
>Covered in unmentionable stains from the countless times she's thrown it out in anger only to fish it out later for the small comfort it gave her
>She still adds ideas to it occasionally
>Each one more desparate than the last one
>Went from what kind of flowers she wanted on the tables and what flavour of cake to what kind of husband she wanted
>She's a hair's bredth from just writing "anything" under what she wants from one as the loneliness creeps in again
>All she can do is crash into her way too big bed and hug the pillows, hoping that she can pretend it's a warm body
>She never can

>>149454672
apprentice Anon NEEDS to love the bird, not only is she a more fitting choice but it can lead to an interesting conflict between Anon and Stolas

>>149454891
>All she can do is crash into her way too big bed and hug the pillows, hoping that she can pretend it's a warm body
>She never can
She's literally me, except I'm a guy and just ugly

>>149438581
A Better question would be...
What if muhammad was somehow relevant to the plot of helluva boss
How would he look like and what would his personality look like?

>>149454891
Somber & Bluesy
Nice
>When she eventually finds genuine love, overcomes her intrusive thoughts and controls her worse impulses.
>Her succubus characteristics burn away.
>This includes her wings, her skin turns crimson but most of all she no longer has any lust, only a passion for healthy love.
>She gleefully shows off her wedding plans to her fiance, giggling and squeeing when he speaks positive about the idea.
>She cries into his arms, she no longer had to hide behind the mask, her chains were finally broken.
https://youtu.be/x8G4xrYfWmw
https://youtu.be/CwDtE8z_Lyg

>>149455251
I dont think pure love alone could save her soul, you'd need more than that.

>walking down some random street in hell
>spot two random humans filming
>in the worst part of town
>in hell
what do you do?

>>149455382
Join in the slaughter that's about to begin

>>149437377
>>149440465
Friendly reminder that "bara" is a literary genre about men discovering they're gay. Not a visual category for beefcakes.

>>149455404
Anon thats homophobic and racist. Demons dindu nuffin.

>>149437288 (OP)
He has a praise kink for sure.

>>149437442
He's real pretty, need more pics of this fish twink.

>>149437406
Sexo

>>149455370
>>149454891
>Verosika cannot escape her chains holding her down
>She tries everything she can to make herself something she isn't, but it never works
>She can only learn to live with it
A tragic fate. she may never be able to live her dreams,
but she will only find genuine happiness once she comes to terms with herself, and maybe then, she'll find something, someone, that is worth it.

>>149455750
She can be a hot sexy succubus whore, but she can be dedicated to her mans aka anon(me).

>>149454891
>Asmodeus holds dominion over her demonic life.
>As a succubus, she's merely an elevated Imp, and he teaches her this over, and over, and over again. Oh sure, he's sweet with Fizzaroli, but when it comes to those making his money, spreading his sin, gaining him power?
>They're on a short leash, and Verosika 's is solid iron.
>Until one day, when she met him.
>A standard chance to pull a sucker into bed turns into something more, and in secret she continues this affair and, for him, abstains from anything more than a hug, a kiss.
>Its sweet, it makes her feel young, innocent, and happy again.
>On Earth, she wears her disguise, and never reveals it.
>Until, one day on Christmas.
>Invited to his home, to spend time with his family, something happens. The Spirit of the Holiday, the joy of being with people who care about you, who enjoy you for more than your body, overwhelms her.
>Bursting with emotion her facade shatters in the midst of a hug, the whole room turns quiet, and her blood runs cold. She pulls back, and sees pink skin, and is able to see herself in the reflection of a mirror.
>Their faces.
>Their shock, disgust.
>Her joy turns to ash in her mouth, and she runs away - but someone chases after her.

>>149437442
Does he have a name, or is he just drowned-fish-sinner?

>>149455879
I'm sure they had to list something for VA credits.

>>149455869
>She doesn't take flight, it's too cold.
>Her tears freeze in the air as she runs headlong toward the park. Her body melting the snow, making a path.
>She won't stand it, this is too much, she has to go home, she can't do this, she can't!
>A portal, a portal home. Straight down an-
>Thunk!
>He runs into her as she stops to channel, and they fall into the depths of the Ring of Lust, straight into the House of Asmodeus.
>While elated, believing her to be part of his act, the crowd gathered to enjoy a Sinsmas event(with Ozzy and Fizz on stage), quickly becomes sharp gasps as not only is Verosika not part of the act, but that she has fallen through the ceiling with someone.
>A living soul.
>The event is cancelled.
>Everyone shunted out.
>Ozzy, seeing these two together, finally has a thought that clicks. Why she's been blowing him off, why she's been so much more chipper, why she never showed up for this Sinsmas Bash.
>As Verosika rubs her head, she sees Ozzy grab the men by the collar of his neck, and drags him behind the curtains. He tells Fizz to get the guests out, and to leave him alone for a moment.
>Forgetting her sorrow, Verosika chases after him.

>>149455895
>Forget about scolding, Asmodeus is furious.
>At this Human for keeping HIS WORKER from her job, and for Verosika, for thinking she deserves better.
>He berates the man, but Verosika flutters in front of him, defending the human.
>She pours her heart out, through melting mascara and trembling hands she tells Asmodeus everything she thinks of him. Of this job, of... Everything! She hates it here! She hates hi-
>Hurk!
>In one hand, pink chains appear, leading up to her throat. In another, a contract that Verosika signed so long ago, with her true name.
>The chain silences her, she claws it desperately to try and break it, but she can't even speak. She tries to reach out to the man, but before he could reach, the robotic arms of Fizzaroli wrap around him like a python.
>Just inches away.
>Seeing this, a devious smile grows on Asmodeus three faces, and the chains and contract disappear.
>It has been so long since a living soul was down here.
>And it seems he's taken an interest in Verosika, his prize star after Fizz.
>He'll tell him what. He'll give him her contract in exchange.
>For what?
>Something he won't even need.
>He leans right on in, his size overwhelming him.
>His immortal soul.

>>149455907
>He stretched out a hand as large as his thigh toward the man.
>Verosika, still attempting to speak, coughs out and shakes her head, hoarsely, begging him not too.
>Unsure, he hesitates...
>... And Ozzy laughs.
>He breaks into a song, disparaging Verosika, telling her story from his perspective, painting her as a harlot than only wanted fame and glory, and chose the easy way to it.
>She never loved YOU, she's an succubus! The only thing she loves is sex, baby! She's been running circles, this was just a lonely flash, a ruse.
>Why bother wasting your time with a used up, horrific demon like her, when there's probably some sweet little honey up on the Surface just waiting for him?
>A portal opens behind the Man, leading back to his home.
>So, leave this poor wretch, let her stay here in the pit, and go enjoy your life!
>This time, Verosika sings her part. She doesn't deny what he said, she did choose this easy path. But she was young, she didn't know what she wanted, or how to get it.
>She was tricked, and lead astray from the person she once was.
>The Man calls her a Demon.
>Yes, it's true.
>The Man points out she lied to him.
>She mournfully nods.
>She takes his hands, and begs him to go home, and to forget everything he knows of her.
>She's not worth it.
>All she can do is bring him pain and misery.
>Their foreheads touch, and they begin to cry.
>Fizz is pantomiming behind them, making Ozzy laugh.

>>149455961
>The song ends, and Ozzy asks him a question, so full of confidence like he's the cock of the wall.
>Is he going to leave, or is Ozzy going to stamp him flat?
>After consideration, thinking, and hesitating, it seems like he's going to pull away, but he won't let go of Verosika.
>Her chains appear, and tug her back.
>No.
>She stays here.
>...
>He sticks out his hand, his brows furrowed, angered.
>Ozzy, with a smug grin, bends over to shake his hand for their deal...
>... But at that moment, the Man turns to Verosika.
>Ozzy stops, and Verosika does too.
>He offers VEROSIKA his soul, in exchange for... Nothing.
>She resists but he insists, and asks if she trusts him.
>She quiet.
>He asks if she ever loved him.
>With her heart in her chest, she nods.
>So, he reached into his pocket, and pulls something out.
>A small, silver ring.
>Before Ozzy could take it, Verosika picks it up, and puts it on.
>For reasons unknown to all, that moment, the chains around her neck materialize - her contract too.
>The chains glow brightly, intensely and then!
>Disintegrate!
>That moment, her contract suddenly ignites!
>Astonished, and angered that he was tricked, Asmodeus lunges toward the Man and Verosika-
>-only for a sudden grab of her waist and a tug backwards saved them from his wrath
>The portal was left open this whole time.
>The Man grabbed a chair from his room and bashed Ozzy across the head with it, and at that moment, a shaft of light forced the portal to close, just as Ozzy was reaching through it.
>He vanishes, but his hand is cut off.
>It flops around, before it turns to ash.
>After a moment of silence, Verosika grabs him.
>She begins to weep.

>>149456030
>Together, held in his arms on the floor, unable to explain what the fuck happened other than Divine Intervention, Verosika tells the man that she loves him. Over and over and over again she loves him.
>He loves her too, he'll always love her, until the very end.
>That was when a new miracle took hold.
>The Man felt something stir inside him, and it made him writhe just a bit. Verosika held him close, for that's all she could do, until he reached for his chest and pulled out something... Glowing.
>A small little flicker of white light. A flame.
>His soul.
>They were in silence, and, moving her hands, she gently held it close. For the first time in her life, Verosika could feel it. A living soul.
>The warmth. The happiness. The love.
>Her eyes swelled up, but something new happened.
>When she pulled away, a small measure of his soul came with it.
>Take it.
>Its for you.
>His love, his heart, and even his soul.
>With this small flame, she touched it to her chest, where it was taken into her heart.
>That was when she began to shake.
>The world began to spin.
>He caught her.
>Look!
>Her skin, its pinkness was fading away.
>The stark white of her hair gained color.
>her whole body glowed gently, and she reached up to cup his face as she stared into his eyes.
>It was over like that. The demonic form she knew all her life had at once been eliminated from her body.
>She was, as of now, entirely human. Living, breathing, with a soul of her own.
>By the time they're found, for the Mans family ran out after them, they're lovingly in each other's arms.
>Through the phone kept in her skirt pocket, she's able to have Stolas pick up some of her things.
>That fall, IMP is even invited to her wedding.
>Its said that Asmodeus dances with a robotic claw now, and his Succubi and Incubi are on alert for Verosika if they ever were to see her.
>With a low profile she's keeping, she's able to slip under the radar.
>She can have her happy ending, at last.

>>149445731
>Because they're not.
Nag, many depictions: hoe demons and lucifer, seduce people into sin involve some form of "seduction/ persuasion"
>Monetary
>Sexual
>Spirtual decay for some form of quick pleasure
>Via the stomach
> Sadism
Evil cannot bare itself as an ugly creature since it needs to be seductive or pretty. It's a true that pretty people are listed to and trusted more than ugly people.

>>149456093
>>149456030
>>149455961
>>149455907
>>149455895
>>149455869
Another Kino
I feel bad for not doing greens myself but these are great Anon

>rare verosika green
Nice

>>149456109
Thanks mate.
I realized that there's a weird theme of tragic love and/or chasing in these green texts. The next one will be nicer. I hope.

>>149456136
I mainly do short ones mainly about Stella but I'm always up for writing other characters
Usually the style/theme of greens I do are bluesy
That last multi-part green I did was the FemStolas & Agent One green
A bit proud of that one but I think I could've done it better

>>149456179
Now post about the rough intense anonxverosika after sex.

>>149437288 (OP)

Damn, you guys should write for Vivziepop.

Not like she enjoy doing it herself.

>>149454735
I like the idea of being the older brother/best friend Octavia desperately needs in life.

>>149437288 (OP)
I do think it's clever to make Satan a dragon.

>>149450268
Since they are the since of Envy,does one head gets jealous one the other gets more kisses than the other.
>"Anon! you kissed her for three minutes and ten seconds while you kissed me for just three minutes and nine seconds!"
>

has anyone tried twinkifying satan yet?

>>149451544
>Sallie may is currently crying on her shoulder as she weakly beat your chest
>"It's all your fault! I can't believe this is happening! I look like a freak"
>You rub her back and calmly tell her that she doesn't
>"What am I gonna tell Mom and Pop now?! Ma's gonna kill me and Pa's gonna kill you!"
>Actually you and her father had been drinking buddies since your first meeting
>"Everything's coming apart and it's all your fault!"
>Her wet sobbing face lands on your shirt and you stroke her hair
>Ask her slowly if she hates you.
>"N-No. I-In fact, I-I fuckin' love you even more Anon."
>She clutches your shirt and looks up at you with tears in her eyes.
>"Y-Yer the first to see me for who I am. W-Without the silent j-judgement a-and even accepting of my flaws."
>You can see her start to bawl again and cry on her shoulder
>"I'm fucking happy that I'm pregnant you dick! I'm so fucking happy t-that I get to be a momma for our little one!"
>Sallie laughed between her sobs and kicked her feet up on the couch
>"W-We're gonna be a fucking team you and I! We're gonna buy some land right next to my parents and we're gonna grow old and happy as we make an even bigger family a-and-"
>The imp continued to go on and on about her dream while you nodded and listened to her
>Guess her newfound hormones did kick in after all.


By the way, I'm thinking of making a story about Agent 1 and 2. Lots of shenanigans and Femstolas crushing on Agent 1 galore

>>149456439
Plus it's cool.

>Go to hell
>Confronted by one of the sins
>Recite the Lord's prayer
>sin is BTFO by the holy might of the Lord

>>149457642
In Hell, there's an absence of God.

>>149457642
>>149457650
>"Is he...is he prayin'? Oh for...could somebody remove this dumbass Hallelujah Harry before I burn everythin' here."

>>149457650
>>149457699
>Not wanting to FusRoDah demons with prayer
You guys suck

>>149457726
>Shitrim

>>149437288 (OP)
Fags hate God.

>>149457726
You must be over 18 years of age to use this website

>>149437288 (OP)
Wait, so what is the difference between Satan and Lucifer?

Arent both the rulers of hell?

>>149457852
You mean in Hazbin or in general? "Satan" and "Lucifer" as an idea are kinda complicated. In Hazbin Lucifer rules the pride ring and the sins, Satan rules Wrath.

>>149457080
>>149451544
>>149451329
this is all nice and all and i hate to break it to you, but sallie is a transbian
”she” doesnt like men

>>149457907
Sallie "I'm a lesbian"
>Dats fine, but your still going suck it
Sallie gives you angry eyes but eventually goes on her knees
Sallie acts like a baby refusing to eat
Reluctantly gives it a kiss
Pats Sallie on the head

>>149457967
You niggers are so terribly coombrained, my God

>>149457997
Okay I'll thought I'd give it a go, but yeah pretty bad.

>>149458012
ESL

>>149458028
Noooo I made a typo on the Internet

I love Satan's voice.

>>149457699
Lol.

>>149458012
>"Anon I know you don't like me very much but I'll let you in on my secret"
>"She" starts to unzip her shorts.
>Anon looks away in disgust and is about to run off.
>"Relax you fucking pansy it's just a revolver".
>Anon slowly turns his head back to see, she is wielding a snub-nosed revolver.
>Anon raises an eyebrow "So you're not a..."
>She pats her crotch
>"No I am not nor was never, I'm a carpet muncher to the core and this pussy is all natural"
>"I only keep the facade up to keep most folks away, makes it easier to kill unscrupulous characters and I don't want most men flirting with me"
>"Does anyone else know?"
>She giggles
>"My family, Moxxie, Loona and now you".
>"I haven't told Blitzo because I want to see the look on that fags face when he finds out, I'm pretty sure he wants to tap my ass"
>Anon laughs "Make sure to get it on camera"
>"Where do you think I'll place the it?" She winks
>"Just make sure you keep this secret alright Anon"
>Anon nods "Will do Sallie"

>>149458390
Nice.

>Anon sees Blitz, immediately starts praying and summons Adam who turns Blitz into a pillar of salt with a golden beam from his guitar.

>>149458390
then...what about the horn pattern?

>>149458493
>Meanwhile, Stolas:
>"SOMEONE RUINED-A MY FAGUETTE!"

>>149458534
NTA but paint. It's always paint.

How tall is Stolas?

>>149458012
>>149458028
>>149458039
>chaser is also brown
kek figures

>>149458618
As tall as ur mum

>>149458618
Seven to eight feet

>>149458734
We femstols posting?

>>149458851
Indeed, it seems we are

>>149458923
Crazy how much more sense this character makes when you turn it into a female

>>149457735
>>149457847
Skyrim came out 2011. Its certified ancient now.

>>149458990
And it's been shit since 2011, only good for porn mods.

Stolas strikes me as the kind of guy who'd get off to convincing straight men that he's a woman

Why is Sallies VA so dogshit? He's not even trying to do a woman's voice. Like it's embarassing. Sallie would be 10 percent more bearable if they just got a female VA for him.

>>149458980
It's not really crazy
Switching the sexes and the dynamics of Stella and Stolas makes the story work
Which has been stated before

>>149459021
>why do mentally ill crossdressers act irrationally
Gee its a fucking mystery

>>149459021
Got to have that "representation" for mental cases with axe wounds

>>149459021
He did a better performance in Dadadan. I believe he was one of the old ladies

>>149459047
>dubbers are hiring troons now
All the more reason to stick with subs, they cast some tranny as the dwarf chick in dungeon meshi and it stuck out like a sore thumb

>>149459021
That's the voice the trans women do. Any guy can do it, and almost none do it well.

>anon is trying out a new spell when shitzo jumpscares him
>The spell backfires and turns the imp into a woman
>Stolas is depowered and cant turn him back and anon is going to take a while to figure out how ro reverse it
Would stolas be into "him" anymore? Was the imp dick the only thing making him dependent on the imp or was it his personality?
Could this actually turn the fagowl straight?

>>149459142
>Despise Blitzo
>Blitzo gets turned into a woman
>Despise Blitzo but also she's kind of cute maybe

i’m tempted to write a helluva one shot where Adam suddenly interrupts the story and beats the shit out of Blitzo for no reason. He refuses to elaborate and then ascends back to heaven.

>>149459142
>Blitza constantly flirting with the very gay Stolas
That'd be funny, someone ought to write that

>>149459142
>Stolas tries to still love "Blitza"
>But now everything she does just reminds him of Stella
>The vulgarity, the yelling, the violence
>It may not be aimed at him, but it's still there
>Has no good basis of a female to mentally superimpose on Blitza to make her more bearable
>None except Octavia but even he isn't THAT much of a degenerate
>It's slow, but everyone can see Blitza and Stolas' relationship slowly crumbling in real time
>They're spending less time together
>Both in and outside of bed
>Blitza is going on more and more jobs because of her mounting frustration
>Her frustration is causing her to be more violent and rash, causing her to mess up more, which is also causing her more frustration
>Stolas and Blitza's interactions are polar opposites
>Blitza starts out loudly yelling, threatening verious kinds of disembowlment for everyday he doesn't have the spell ready
>Then starts accusing him of already having the spell but enjoying seeing her suffer so he's not doing anything about it
>Eventually sees the writing on the wall with Stolas and breaks down low enough to beg him to do any spell, try literally anything to fix it
>Meanwhile Stolas starts begging him to fix it, then starts wondering if he's "enjoying having the power for once" and is keeping the spell to himself, then gets full demonic angry after a particularly bad argument with Blitza resulted in him calling her "Stella"
would anon bother switching Blitza back? it'd be a chance to finally get him to truly suffer, and with Stolas depowered he'd have no ability to do anything for a century, and by then the two could have growm so far apart that the relationship wouldn't work anymore, if they were even both alive after a century

>>149459142
>Stolas tries to still love "Blitza"
>But now everything she does just reminds him of Stella
>The vulgarity, the yelling, the violence
>It may not be aimed at him, but it's still there
>Has no good basis of a female to mentally superimpose on Blitza to make her more bearable
>None except Octavia but even he isn't THAT much of a degenerate
>It's slow, but everyone can see Blitza and Stolas' relationship slowly crumbling in real time
>They're spending less time together
>Both in and outside of bed
>Blitza is going on more and more jobs because of her mounting frustration
>Her frustration is causing her to be more violent and rash, causing her to mess up more, which is also causing her more frustration
>Stolas and Blitza's interactions with Anon are polar opposites
>Blitza starts out loudly yelling, threatening various kinds of disembowlment for everyday he doesn't have the spell ready
>Then starts accusing him of already having the spell but enjoying seeing her suffer so he's not doing anything about it
>Eventually sees the writing on the wall with Stolas and breaks down low enough to beg him to do any spell, try literally anything to fix it
>Meanwhile Stolas starts begging him to fix it, then starts wondering if he's "enjoying having the power for once" and is keeping the spell to himself, then gets full demonic angry after a particularly bad argument with Blitza resulted in him calling her "Stella"
would anon bother switching Blitza back? it'd be a chance to finally get him to truly suffer, and with Stolas depowered he'd have no ability to do anything for a century, and by then the two could have growm so far apart that the relationship wouldn't work anymore, if they were even both alive after a century

>>149459381
>When Blitzo got turned into Blitza.
>He(She?) initially kept flirting with Stolas but it wasn't that Stolas didn't love that his Blitzy still showed loved for him.
>The flirtatious comments felt hollow is if Blitza was forcing them out rather than them coming from the heart.
>Stolas and Anon were also concerned about some of Blitza's recent actions since the accident.
>Blitza was making certain gestures and comments toward Anon even when Loona was close by.
>Stolas feared that the spell didn't just changed Blitzo's sex but his personality as a whole and it was slowly taking over.

>One night, Blitza offers to take Anon out for a drink
>Wants to make it up to him for how she's been acting
>The hormones, she says
>The stress of not knowing if she'll ever change back, she says
>Anon, softie that he is, can't say no to a woman in pain
>He has a drink
>Then another
>Blitza keeps getting him drinks
>Anon blacks out
>He opens his eyes again
>It's the next morning
>He's in bed
>Naked
>And a naked Blitza is cuddled up to him
"Fuck."

>>149459142
Stolas is the terminally porn-brained type of homo, I think a blitza could feasibly fuck the gay out of him, assuming no personality changes

>>149459680
>If Loona finds out, she's either going to kill Anon for banging his mom or her mom for banging a blacked out drunk Anon

++149459761
You assumed no personality changes using a backdrop of a video game that features the DNA Helix of your species in the level up screen.
In twenty years I shall be very kinetically minded offended. Set your calendars.
WHEN
HE
DO
IT.
WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNINGWARNING WARNING WARNING

>>149459761
I think femBlitzo would just have to peg him. Stolas would just turn into Moxxie.

>>149458390
>turns out sally's an actual woman
>claims to be 100% lesbian
>is gonna trick blitz into anally fucking her
>wont let anon tap the lezussy
lame. shit is gay. this whole thread is gay. wtf happened to this general.

>>149459869
All the Octaviafags and Loonafurs convinced themselves that only their waifus are acceptable

>>149459835
>Fem!Blitzo is just Millie
Chat what do we think?

>>149459922
Pilot Millie or Post-Pilot Millie?

>>149457080
>By the way, I'm thinking of making a story about Agent 1 and 2. Lots of shenanigans and Femstolas crushing on Agent 1 galore

Please do. We need it. Just remember to make FemStolas's obsession with Agent One equal parts creepy, sad, and funny.

>>149459937
Pilot Millie? No
Post-pilot Millie? I could see it

>>149459898
>imp-lying when Stellafags and Verosikafags post without problems
Sounds like mindbroken coping to me, Loona and Octavia being less niche than your coom picks doesn't make them oppressed

>>149460008
Hmm
I can see it but not sure how I feel about it
>>149459898
I don't care for Loona and Octavia isn't high on my list but she's an adorable bird

>>149459922
Millie if she grew up in the city and was a loud obnoxious degenerate kek

>>149458734
Hot.

>>149460053
Stellafags are the MOST oppressed. We're like jews during the holocaust except if it actually happened

Ahem, everyone I have an announcement to make.
The vivzie verse is trash and puts all fallen angels to shame. It also puts the actual angels and God to shame as well

>>149460091
Her mom's hot.

>>149460236
Even though I'm a Stellafag
I think Mayberryfags got it worse

>>149460298
Even worse how Viv hitched her to the woman that fucked her husband, that was messed up.

>>149460298
Mayberryfags are like Pinkhorsefags. They're the black sheep no one brings up because it's just depressing

>>149460276
Indeed she is

>get sent to Vivzies hell
>Vivziepop retcons your sexuality and puppeteers you into liking cock
Maybe it really is hell after all

>>149460311
That's was the most insulting part and it was for shipping purposes if the rumor is true (Which likely are knowing Chaggie)

>>149460311
And for some reason the husbands didn’t go to hell

>>149460342
>implying we don't reject her reality and substitute our own.
None can stop the green man.

>>149460425
>Straight the unstraightable
>Row Row Fuck the Power

What kind of drink does Stolas like?

>>149460553
He is absolutely a fan of the '43 (B.C.) Jerusalem stock, as well as the special anniversary 1 A.D. bottle they made.

>>149460553
Imp cum

>>149460553
Cocktails but I see him primarily drinking Gin and Tonic

>>149460599
>gay
>likes COCKtails

>>149460599
>>149460697
>Penis Colada

>>149460705
I get that reference

>>149460705
Caught in the rain

Both Blitzo and Stolas get very drunk, what happens?

>>149460741
Gay sex.

That's it, that's all that happens. What, did you expect more from them?

>>149460741
>>149460760
>Implying it isn't a bender in the equivalent of Las Vegas and they accidentally end up killing a dignitary from Envy by dropping a piano on him.

Now there once were two demons all alone out on the trail
And they discovered they could sleep with another male
Now they're having
BUTTSEX.
Demon BUTTSEX

>>149461064
Okay.

What is Stella's ass size?

>>149461504
Phat

>>149461504
more than a handful

>>149461504
Just right

>>149461504
bigger than average, but not as big as you may think

>>149461665
do remember that is in proportion to her body size. which is also a fair bit bigger than average.

>>149461504
Watermelons(relative to a human)

>>149461972

>>149461504
Large af.

Sex with owl demon women.

>>149462276
Only after marriage and for procreation

>>149462311
No.

>>149459021
My nigga in Christ, it’s a troon voiced by a troon. What else did you expect?

>>149454672
Octavia looks good in that outfit.

When does Season 3 debut, I'm starving

>>149462506
Febuaray 30th

Can someone do a Mammon green?

>Rape Blitzo to establish dominance
>Stolas falls for you
What next?

>>149462875
You mean the big clown guy voiced by MaxMoeFoe?

>>149462875
About what?

>>149462893

>>149462914
Mammon on a nice date with Leviathan.

>>149462875
>Satan punches Mammon in the gut
>really hard
>perhaps too hard
>Mammon doubles over and immediately starts shitting out gold doubloons
>jewelry
>gems
>even gold bars
>mammon continues to crap treasure, deflating until he's a head on legs standing next to a giant, malodorous pile of wealth he's been collecting over centuries
>".... did Mammon just crap treasure?"

>>149463058
Nice.

>>149463058
>Mammon can crap treasure
Sounds like he gives golden showers too

>>149462914
Mammon meeting Pim and Charlie.

>>149462914
I have one I'm thinking on
Mammon invites Anon to play poker, no stakes or anything just to shoot the shit

>>149463385
How about
>Anon gets invited to the 7 Deadly Sins poker night

>>149463323
Carlos!

>Be (You)
>Sleeping
>Woken up in the middle of the night
>See that Loona is spooning you and humping you like a dog
>She's letting out this low grumbling growl as she does it

What do you do?

>>149463545
Turn around so she can hump me the right way.

>>149462963
>It was the finest (cheapest) restaurant Mammon could get a reservation to
>Granted he did own the place but he wanted to show that he still had money to spend
>Don't want any of the peons and cunts thinking he was broke
>But above all else, he wanted to show off for Levi
>That twin headed beauty was worth going over budget for
>She arrived in her slim fit dress, even her fish head was wearing makeup
>Mammon made sure to be careful with his words
>He had to talk to them so both of them felt included or else the other would get jealous and ruin it for the other
>"So Levi, what would you say is your best characteristic love?"
>"My beautiful singing voice"
>"My ferocious death growls"
>That's lovely! As for me I don't mean to brag, that's chicken boy's job anyways, but mine is my incredible amount of wealth! I could buy anything I want and have double of it! I'm sure you're dying to know about all my assets, don't be coy a ton of shelias always want to know."
>"No."
>"No."
>"So you see my first valuable is this sea shell I conned out of a caveman back when Big G kicked us to the curb! Poor cunt didn't know how even use a smartphone but still loved the shiny colors! Ahahahahah! And this other thing I got-"
>Mammon spent the whole night telling Levi about every thing he found valuable. From the smallest cons to the biggest hustles. He seemed to have been responsible for humans being poor with their capital throughout all of history
>One could say it was the worst date any girl could go on, some dickhead talking about what he has instead of asking about the girl thinks. But for Levi, the only thing both heads thought were "At least he focused on me instead of that other bitch."

Wait. If dogs have multiple teats then does that mean...
does loona have multiple pairs of boobies

>>149463675
No, otherwise she couldn't wear crop tops.

>>149463675
>>149463685
the topmost pair is the one which grows into mounds, the rest of her teats are hidden by fur

>>149463644
Nice

>>149463675
In her feral form.

>>149463586
>You turn around to face her
>She growls and sneers until you turn your back to her again, after which she resumes humping your butt
>She's still asleep through this whole exchange

Now what?

>>149463702
Sounds like a stretch to facilitate a fetish of yours.

>>149437377
>"homo"sexual
>lusting after feminine men
pick one

>>149463778
Wake her up and ask her why she's trying to hump my butt duh

>>149463325
>"Charlie are you sure this is the place?"
>"Yeah Pim this seems to be it. It at least said it was when I put it into waze. Got to say though, this place seems familiar and I don't know why."
>"Well it's hell Charlie, didn't you say you went there when you died?"
>"Pim I went to basically a undergroudn cavern right? And it had a bunch of demons torturing people on end or people just standing around without purpose. I thought I was in Toronto when I saw it all. This place looks detroit if it was honest. I honestly think this place is worse somehow."
>"Well we still need to make this person smile so let's get in and help him SMILLLLLE!"
>"Just ring the door bell already"
>Pim presses the door bell
>"Who are you too blokes?"
>"Hello sir, are you mammon, sin of greed?
>"Yeah, who are you too cunts? Are you from the charity across the street?"
>"No sir we're from the Smiling Friends charity, we're here to help you smile."
>"For free?"
>"Yeah we do this for free, honestly I feel paying for a smile would probably be better but what do I know."
>"Alright! You see I've been down in the dumps recently. My business have been doing well, my money laundering has been doing spectacular, and I got a new mega yacht."
>"Ok, well what's the problem? Have you realized that your tremendous amount of wealth has left you empty and you long for friends to share it with?"
>"What? Fuck no, what are you retarded? I want more of that! And another yacht. Get me more and I'll smile."
>"Sir we uh, we don't have that much money to be able to do that."
>"Are you denying me the chance to smile through your services?"
>"No no, it's just that our wages wouldn't be able to pay for a yacht. Plus I'm pretty sure money laundering is illegal even if you are the embodiment of greed itself-"
>"That's it! I wanna speak to your manager!"
>"Not to side track but Pim do you notice him and you sound the same? Like I don't wanna be stereotyping but do all Australians sound the same?"

>>149463815

>"Ugh, Anon, what the fuck are you talking about?"
>"Is this, like, some fucking innuendo or something? Are you seriously trying to fuck in the middle of the night?"

How do you respond?

>>149463845
I ask her to let me be big spoon.

>>149463854
>"You already are big spoon, you fucking...huh."
>Loona gazes in confusion at your configuration
>"Weird..." She mutters as she shuffles around to let you be big spoon
>The two of you soon fall back to sleep
>Until you wake up an hour or two later
>She's big spoon again
>And humping you again

What do you do this time?

>>149463385
>>149463408
>You are anon. In life you were the best gambler in the world. You were like Kaiji mixed with Slim dog millionaire
>But then you died
>You went to hell which was apparent but you never thought your job would be to be the dealer for the embodiments of human sin
>Every Friday the 13th, you would be summoned to be the dealer for these titans of hell
>Every time, Asmodeus would suggest strip poker. One time they almost did.
>Satan is terrible at bluffing and always tries to break or flip the table when he loses. Thankfully that problem got solved by having the table be reinforced or keeping spare ones when he does this
>Beelzebub usually bets with dog treats and other crap she has in her pockets as a buy in. She's always drunk out of her gourd but somehow wins most hands
>Baphomet is always asleep on the table and only half pay attentions to the game. She probably has the best poker face
>Mammon usually bets high every time, making the pot too big for anyone to really match it. A rule was put in place that he can only bring a certain amount to the table now.
>Leviathan has a good poker face as looking at both faces tells a different story. One head thinks the cards are good while the other thinks they're terrible because they aren't the best ones. Somehow she loses most of her hands.
>Then there's Lucifer, he always gives you a wink and a nudge to give him good cards. Being ruler of hell means he can make the rules how ever he wants. Sometimes he shuffles everyone's hands like it's 7 and 0 in Uno. He used to have Lilith there as well pressing on him like some arm candy. She doesn't come around anymore. When you asked her where she was he threated to throw you into the lake of fire. Then cried the whole night.
>The nights usually end with you having to clean up after them as they leave.
>After it's done, Lucifer teleports you home.
>Home being a casino where you run it like Robert De Niro. Planning your next move.

>>149464044
Splendid!

>>149463924
I will set up a video camera to prove she's trying to sleep-sodomize me.

>>149464201
>The next night, you make sure to set up a camera to record her nocturnal naughtiness
>Oddly enough, you don't wake up until morning
>Watching back the footage with Loona, you see why
>Instead of humping you, Loona had spent the night on her back and flailing her limbs in the air as if she were running
>"Huh. That's why I'm so sore."
>"But see? I wasn't fucking humping you, pervert. Although..."
>Loona blushes and averts her gaze
>"I can hump you if you want." She mumbles

What next?

>learn Stolas has a cloaca
>"Hey Stolas, could you show me your human disguise for a second?"
>"Of course, my dear apprentice!"
>*fwoosh
>"Why did you wish to see-- what are you doing with that angelic glove?"
>"NUT PUNCH!"

>>149463815

So, how do ghosts factor into vivzie's take on the afterlife, if everyone either ends up in heaven, hell or just outright deleted from existence?
Do they not exist?

>>149465874
>So, how do ghosts factor into vivzie's take on the afterlife
They don't, in ghostfuckers Millie states there's no such thing and people either end up in heaven or hell

Not only should Sinners' bodies be reminiscient of their deaths, their existence in Hell should also deprive them of the vices of life. Alcoholics shouldn't be capable of getting drunk. Gluttons should have food turn to ash in their mouths. The sexually immoral are incapable of orgasm
>Alcoholic

>>149465963
That green line is a typo.

I really REALLY like deer abuse. Not because I'm a fujoshi. but a boy who projects himself because the idea of being CNC abused by a deranged fujoshi is incredibly appealing.

>>149466077

>>149466077
>>149466096
Go back to /hhg/.

>FRAUDastor

>>149466187
>finally fights with his full strength
>immediately jobs to Adam

>>149455510
Friendly reminder language isn't static and words can take on new meanings. And by this point it's well established that westerners use Bara to describe works written/drawn by gay men that feature big hairy muscular men

These dudes all wackin off to dudes and shit

>>149466456
join us

>>149466456
Yes.

>>149466523
Why would I wack off to a dude that's gay as hell I ain't no gay ass dude fucker

Satan flexing his massive arms.

Satan has small balls from roids.

>>149455884
I think he was called like 'Counselor John' back he was human and not dead.

He looks like a stoner to me.
He's fish from is more cute to me.

>>149466440
Is this that Bara thing I keep hearing about?

>>149464384
Give her a little ear scratch and call her the real pervert.

>>149467733
Cute...

>>149467733
I want them in my mouth.

>>149467733
He's a power bottom with a praise kink too.

>>149468044
>Loona's tail wags happily at your touch and her blush deepens at your teasing

-=-=-

>The following morning, you find Loona at the computer
>"Hey, pervert, come check this out."
>Apparently Loona had recorded your sleeping again last night
>"N-not for weird stuff! I just...wanted to see if you were right. About the humping thing."
>You'll have to tease her about that later
>Watching through the footage, you see what Loona had wanted you to see
>Around midnight, a portal opens up beside your bed
>It stays open for another three hours before the sleeping Loona stirs, the portal closing as soon as she does
>The entire time, nobody steps through
>Unfortunately, the way the portal manifested didn't let the camera capture the interior, only the side
"That's..."
>"Fucking weird, right?"
>"Some little fucking creep is watching us sleep. I bet it's not the first time, either."
"Maybe..."

How do you deal with this?

>>149468250
I'd go get drunk.

>>149468523

"...I'm too sober for this shit."
>You swiftly make your way to the kitchen, grabbing a beer from the fridge and opening it in a single motion
>The first swig barely hits your throat when you hear a scoff from the doorway
>"It's not even 10 in the morning. You're getting drunk right now?"
>You finish swallowing the first half of the bottle before answering her

How do you respond?

>>149468636
I'd tell her that I'm surprised she isn't already drunk with how she daydrinks so often she makes a sport out of it

>>149468250
>The person on the other side of the portal is Sinner!Two
>meowing and chattering at Loona
>portal is still too small for either side to get through
>she does this all the time, its like a normal cat looking at birds/dogs

>>149437288 (OP)
What?

>>149455879
Remove the glowing stomach and it's a solid design.

>>149468636
Dude this ain't /qst/ wtf

Next chapter of HILTLHH when?

>>149471306
2 more weeks
trvst the plvn

When making something on Ao3, is it best to write it there or write it in Word and import? I don't see a save feature on Ao3.

>>149471424
Last I checked there are saves but it's only temporary. I'd do it on word and then import it into ao3, the only thing you'd then need to do on ao3 is the formatting.

>>149471470
Aff. Thanks.

I want to fuck Loona.

>>149471892
Take a ticket and get in line buddy

>>149469553

"Pissy I'm drinking without you?"
>You chuckle and quickly chug the rest of the drink, punctuating it with a burp
>Loona rolls her eyes
>"Kinda, yeah. You didn't even offer me a sip."
>Loona pouts

What do you do?

What if (you) were Satan?

>>149471995
I'd bang Envy and lift weights all day

>>149471995
>Who thought ripped jackets and spurs were cool?

>>149472004
>"Shut the fuck up Mammon. C'mere sweetheart"
>"EARTHQUAAAAAAAAAAAKE!"

>>149472043
>*SNAP!*

>>149472082
>"Oh Me. I think my dick broke."

>>149473040
Damn.

What would Evil Loono be like?

>>149474444
>"Ahaha, I'm EVIL Loono!"
>"I have sex with women!"
>But only after marriage!"

female stolas sexo

>>149474444
A rapist, a crazy killer and a bully.

>>149474475
She is hawt.

>>149474444
>What would Evil Loono be like?

If he's anti Loono

>works as a paramedic
>constantly upbeat and polite but a monster deep down
>enjoys the mechanics of being a paramedic but loathes the idea of actually helping people
>very outgoing
>pretends to love his adoptive parents
>incredibly professional
>enjoys hurting those close to him

The more I write this the more he sounds like pic related

>>149474893
>"Woah, cool it with the antiimpitc remarks."

What video games does Blitzo play?

>>149475000
Pony VNs

How heavy is Loona?

>>149475094
934kg

What spells do you imagine learning from Bee?

>>149475321
Bulimia

>>149475321
Burger conjuring

What if Loona met Lucifer?

What if Loona let Anon put her bean toes in his mouth

>>149453087
>Loono, did you get into Blitza's makeup or something?
>no, why?

>>149475975
Cute.

>>149475977
I mean... Loono's still a goth, right?

>>149475884
>"Uh, hi."
"Oh, you're one of those hellhounds, right?"
>"Yeah."
"Okay."

>>149477065
He's rocking the guyliner.

>>149477132
more like gayliner

>>149477142
He's not gay it's just a phase

>>149477313
He literally sucked my cock and swallowed my cum. He's gay as fuck. He even ate my ass, dude!

>>149477349
Are you me?

>>149477492
Depends. Are you a super straight dude that lets his gay friends take your dick in their ass but only because you're just that much of a bro?

>>149477572
How does that work, do you just pretend you're banging a girl's butt the whole time or what

>>149477782
I mean, they mostly do all the work while you read a book or something. You're so straight you don't even acknowledge that shit.

>>149477833
Do you cum?

>>149477879
I mean, if he wants me to. I'm not about to leave a bro high and dry.

>>149477903
You can just cum on command?

>>149477922
Yep. I have to think of a hot lady to do it though. That's just how straight I am.

Was anyone surprised when they saw Loona do this kind of shit for the first time?

>>149478226
I love this scene.

We're 10 chapters in, now.

https://archiveofourown DOT org/works/65989972/chapters/175519951

Do note this chapter is extremely heavy on fanfic worldbuilding, and deviates heavily from established HB canon.

>>149478301
You're a dynamo, dude.

>>149478226
That episode along with S2EP8 are the peak of the series so far. Pure kino.

>>149477349
I still want head from Loono
>>149477572
>>149477833
>>149477903
I want to nut in his ass too

>>149478301
>deviates heavily from established HB canon
Good, will be reading.

>>149478301
FINALLY

Loona in a mech suit.

>>149478635
Doing what?

>>149478957
Killing agents of dhorks.

>>149478957
It's a fuck mech that pounds her holes as she walks around in it

>>149479228
Would you wear one?

>>149479390
Only if it had a speaker saying "good boy" in Octavia's voice

>>149445731
>Why doesn't everyone's depiction of hell match my headcanon?

>>149480016
Being inaccurate is one thing sucking is another

>>149478301
>Anon trying to get back to earth to right some wrongs
This can only end in disaster, and i can't wait!