Thread 149459400

It's time for a Wally Storytime!

Happy Saturday! Pour yourself a cold one and enjoy Heroes in Crisis!

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>>149459629
I'm out I'm not reading anymore of this shit

>>149459914
You'll keep reading. You'll enjoy it. It doesn't get worse as it goes on. It gets better. Surely.

>She's good.
>As good as you.

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>>149460472
The sole good part of this comic is the art. Which is par for the course with Tom King, hack extraordinaire that he is, coasting entirely off the talent and creativity of others.

Is our Earth actually Earth-Prime or Earth-Q?

>>149460526
He somehow stole the power of Bendis

>>149459400 (OP)
>Wally West Flash Storytime (of Pain)!
huh? what kinda story does Wally have to warrant a SoP? i don't think i've ever heard of any of his stories being THAT bad-
>Heroes in Crisis!
oh. oh god.
well. i've never read this shit, so i guess now's a good time to force myself through this

>>149460549
Canonically our world exists beyond the Source Wall and thus does not truly have a designation. Earth-Prime is the Earth that's *almost* like our world where DC Comics exist just like our world

>>149459685
>Let's kill a bunch of C-listers no one remembers
>That'll sell comics!
What was Didio and King smoking

Has there ever been a defense for Heroes in Crisis?

>>149459796
So knowing who the killer ended up being, how in any fucking way does this clue make any sense?
I'm willing to just chalk it up to "Zoom did it because it was funny" but still

>>149461034
I give King a pass on a few aspects, mostly in that it was meant to be longer but got cut short and that Didio forced him to change the killer to be Wally but that's it

>>149460492
ICONIC

One issue to go!

>>149459400 (OP)
bump

Final issue

>>149461036
If only.
>>149460995
Fuck if I know. Outrage?

>>149462137
>I don't even know what the hell "will" is.
jej

I don't know how Lois didn't get more shit for this series.
>Released all of this private shit

>>149462176
Thank God for Clay Mann asses

Wally needs to be kicked in the groin desu

Wait... You all reading this or not?

>>149459400 (OP)
it cant be that bad can it

so the moral is if you have any mental issues at all you should be put down before you snap ans hurt others and mutilate their bodies?

>>149459400 (OP)
>enjoy Heroes in Crisis!

>>149463080
That’s every Tom King moral.

>>149463144
So far!

>>149462995
Honey, don't you love me? And you know it makes me sad

>>149461556
Babs, Booster, and Beetle are willing to talk. Barbara's problem is she wants to stop Harley from killing Booster. So her solution is to knock out Beetle and deactivate Booster's shield, so Harley can kill him better? What?

>>149459685
Did anyone in this series stay dead?

>>149461034
I think even King himself said it was the worst miniseries he ever wrote

Why was this allowed?

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>>149462601
I HAAAAAAAAAAAAATE this talking head shit

>>149465185
This was stupid but it wasn't as bad as Mister Miracle

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