What does it mean

sex toys

>>149464325 (OP)
the joke is sex, that's the only one joke furfag and trannies have

>>149464325 (OP)
he is a small guy asking the clerk for advice on sex toys in a sex shop

>>149464397
The nerve of those degenerates on this good, wholesome Christian imageboard!

>>149464613
Yeah, the nerve of them to be soulless and uncreative, making the same tired "joke" for 15 years by using the appearance of quirkiness, as if they were AI programs given flesh. Unironically.

>>149464325 (OP)
That's the kind of cashier that you buy the ultramagnum XXXXXL condoms from in an attempt to flirt with her

>>149464325 (OP)
I'm going to assume there isn't a followup comic of her pegging the shit out of him back at his place.

>>149464947
That's the kind of cashier that gets that shit pulled on her all the time to the point that she'd refuse to sell it to the guy unless he put one on right on the spot.

that boy needs therapy!

>>149464613
Nta.
When the joke is just sex then it feels cheap and consumerist for mass appeal reasons especially now.
When anyone here or anywhere but reddit and twitter do it the joke is multi layered i.e "loli sex is layer 1 the little girls punchline is layer 2."

>>149464947
Which is probably why she doesn't want to talk to anyone.

>>149464977
Purely psychosomatic.

>>149464325 (OP)
How old and what gender is the bunny?

>>149464961
Judging by the search results on her phone, I think you are right

>>149464558
I got the impression that he was buying all of that and needed help carrying it all out.

>>149464985
>loli sex is layer 1 the little girls punchline is layer 2
?????

>>149464325 (OP)
>there's more of them
https://x.com/evendarkergrey

>>149465051
Nonexistent example man.
The joke here is just sex.
>He buy the sex toy. Look how sexy girl is. You want to be pegged.

It means furfaggotry is against the rules on /co/ and you need to go the fuck back to /b/.

>>149464325 (OP)
OVER 20 LBS OF PUSSY & ASS!

>>149465171
thanks for bumping janny

>>149465171
You are not a janny. Kill yourself.

>>149464325 (OP)
There’s a sex shop with a self checkout?

>>149464325 (OP)
>Go to furry sex shop
>Walk up to cash register with full ass onahole in the exact same colors as her fur
>Make sure you're mewing the whole time
That's how it's done

>>149464947
With my magnum dong
Names Mantis
Doctor Mantis Toboggan

>>149464325 (OP)
>buys sex toys and lube
>needs condoms
...?

Even the only "straight sex" thing he's buying is for the male to be penetrated.

>>149464397
This. Schwartz had better jokes but he comes from before the trannie times.
In fact the worst part about modern joke comics is that no-one knows what a joke is.

>>149465007
15 and Gay. Or if an artist's self insert, 45 and Gay.

>>149465079
You might as well link the patreon or his website given how shit twitter is.
$200 commission prices (closed)
$18k/year on patreon and rising
Mediocre quality but seems consistent about uploads.
Plenty of uploads on e6 but absolutely nothing of interest.
Very few uploads on Kemono despite having (mediocre) content and all patreon posts locked to subscribers.

>>149465350
Forgot to say he literally drew this but for effeminate wastes-of-space like you, she's the one presenting the masturbator in her colorscheme because you couldn't identify with the twink if the relationship dynamic wasn't as if the big woman was your mother leading you by the nose.

>>149465541
>needs condoms
They can help keep the hole clean if you want to go more than once. Otherwise you have to get rid of the cum inside the hole first or it drips out everywhere.

>>149465566
Huh?

>>149465591
What the fuck are you doing to your holes?

>>149465307
*crushes scouter*

>>149464325 (OP)
It means furries are ugly losers who belong in ovens.

>>149465633
Onaholes, anon.

>>149465724
Have you tried buying a thinner one or upturning it?

>>149464977
>>149465001
You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!

>>149464325 (OP)
Should have drawn more with these characters. Not a furry, I just think they're cute.

>>149465752
If you want to go for two uses in a row you either need to clean up in between uses or you can use a condom and just take the condom off after the first use.

>>149465766
There is more of them but not too much. They end up being a couple. Artist does a lot of porn of other characters. Not all furry.

>>149465765
What does that mean?

>>149464919
So if the joke were creative, you wouldn't mind it being a sex joke? You don't mind depraved, debauched humor?

>>149465079
oh hey I remember reading Drow Story a couple months ago

>>149464613
>they don’t find “haha, the joke is sex” to be funny??
>those pearl clutching prudes!

>>149466032
Yes. I do think that.

Everyone knows that "haha, the joke is >rape" is streets ahead in comedic value

>>149464325 (OP)
/co/ furry threads just have a weird vibe compared to furry threads on other blue boards like /v/, it’s hard to explain

>>149466076
>Yes. I do plan to transition
Happy for you sister

>>149466390
No, I am not trans.

>>149464325 (OP)
Um, AWKWARD...

>>149464325 (OP)
>buying a strap-on
>and a fake butt
So what is he (she??) going to fuck the fake butt with a strap-on?

>>149467880
I assume it's a dude because the fox's phone says
>breedable rabbit men in your area
at least I think it does, it's kind of hard to read

>>149464325 (OP)
>head of hair
>on an anthro

>>149467880
The butt and dildos are for him. The strap on is for her which is why he's asking for her help.

>>149464325 (OP)
What did she mean by this?

>>149464325 (OP)
The artist has a lot of straight anthro stuff. With the gay bunny I suspect he is a troon

>>149469280
You bumped this shitty thread from page 10

>>149464325 (OP)
What did she mean by this?

>>149470369
Motherfucker could you at least spoiler that shit? It's a miracle this thread hasn't been deleted as it is for being furry posting

>>149464325 (OP)
sexooo

>>149470368
>You bumped this shitty thread from page 10
Try again anon. Check the post above.

>>149465001
You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!

Where do I get a furry gf?

>>149466165
/co/ has more try-hards. /v/ has them too, but they're usually at the designated Twitter thread. /co/ is slow enough that the people who NEED to have their opinion seen and heard about whatever bullshit can divide their time into more threads.

>>149464325 (OP)
It means gookmoot needs to disable mobileposting already.

>>149465649
The more fur someone has on him, the richer he is.

>>149465171
Furry porn is, not furry content as long as its comic or cartoon related. So if op is a furry comic or animation but not porn it is technically allowed.

>>149464325 (OP)
I don't understand why he's buying both a strapon and a fake ass to fuck.

>>149471678
Maybe he wants to put a dildo in his ass and fuck the fake ass at the same time?

>>149471678
Believe it or not some gays still want to do both.

How about this: A world of anthros with a single human male isekai'd into it. We'll call him: Hugh Mann

>>149471711
Sounds retarded.

>>149471602
Is that Marcille on the right?

>>149471739
...the good kind of retarded?

>lame female furry whore bait
I yawn, maybe when you produce more interesting characters maybe people will start respecting anthros just 1% more. However the fandom is damned to be hated

>>149471164
It's not just the furry threads, every single thread on /co/ is filled with schizos and underages from twitter. /co/ is actually one of the most uncomfy boards on the site nowadays.

>>149465649
Why is the blue thing in the front row staring at the camera?

>>149472168
Also the fox is clearly copycat of/bootleg Loona.
It's a shame the character is so stuck in a trash faggy media franchise that literally who's start trying replacing her niche.
Then again it's deserved. I don't want to see that tumblrina edgy character ever again.
The vivzieverse is the most garbage shit I have ever seen. Even a gnostic would come up with a better story than this

>>149464325 (OP)
If she works in a place that sells this kind of crap, I'm not sure why she's so flustered.

>>149472339
>Chad cat strangling furry degenerate
Btw from the later posts here it appears that the rabbit is an ex bf or whatever
*barf*

>>149472241
She looks literally nothing like Loona you fucking retard.

>>149472460
>Is a canid
>Has a trashy outfit just like her
>Clearly hates her job and disinterested in talking with anyone
>Works at a shithole company that attracts degenerates and the mentally ill.
It's not about the appearance but an idea

>>149472477
Wow Loona is the first female character in history who... doesn't like her job and is an asshole.

>>149472495
>the first furry female character in history who... works at an absolute madhouse company and ofc doesn't like her job and is an asshole
ftfy

>>149472511
Oh and despite that dresses like a whore with her midriff out

Every man dreams of a big dominant furry girl.

>>149472597
Indeed

>>149472597
https://youtu.be/J94ljD2yVRo?si=tOFxZR56ROXO3UM9

>>149472597
Not really into femdom but I'm buying everything else.

>>149472661
Dominant doesn't have to mean full on femdom. She can just be a girl who takes charge and demands mating all the time.

>>149472597
>TFW you will never be dommed by big furry women

>>149472895
>Covering myself with pillows before I go to sleep

>>149472677
Canine women would definitely want a lot of attention and touching. Feline women go from not wanting any to wanting it right then and there, usually when you are doing something else.

>>149464397
Noticed you left "weebs" out of your post. Curious.

>>149465831
Yes anon, that's literally what he's saying.
Raunchy jokes aren't bad, the problem is that most of them nowadays have the same punchline of "hahaha the joke is that I like, no, I LOVE TO GET RAPED IN THE POOPER NO MATTER WHO'S DOING IT, MEN, WOMEN, I WANT THEM ALL TO MAKE ME SHIT LIKE MY ASSHOLE IS A SLIDER AND THE NUGGETS ARE KIDS COMING OUT OF IT", it's gay, it's trite and even if it wasn't as overdone as it is, it still isn't funny

>>149472168
>more interesting
define more interesting.
you mean personality wise or design wise?

>>149470369
Portal pussy is God tier tag

>>149464374

heh

I think you guys hate it just because it's clearly made by a leftist. Unless you can show me an example of "haha the joke is sex" that is actually funny, I'm going to assume you're all disingenuous fuckheads

>>149473898
Both.
>personality other than yiffing
>desexualize the characters, making them not female or fags helps

>>149464325 (OP)
the fact that she refused to help this customer before even looking at him indicates it’s something she does regularly, and she is likely going to lose her job soon because of it

>>149474819
>making them not female
kinda gay, ngl.

>>149474829
Inb4 it turns out she's suspiciously the adopted daughter of the owner
>Hmm... where have we heard of this before?

>>149464325 (OP)
I recently bought some of that stuff and now that I've had them for a few days I can say it mostly feels like a waste of money. In particular I'm very disappoint with my 3-in-1 cockring/ male vibrator.

>>149464325 (OP)
YOU'RE A NUT!
YOU'RE CRAZY IN THE COCONUT!

>>149474842
When has anyone ever respected Batgirl or Super girl as serious characters?

>yet another furry porn thread our fuckwit janny does nothing about

Why did you retards even make /trash/?

>>149474878
Anon, the male lead NEEDS a female love interest for the story to draw an audience. This is a fact.

>check artist's twitter and expect nothing but furry degenerate porn
>it's half and half
>almost all of it is straight
>usually one person is a human and the other is a furry/monster and a lot of it is the girl getting fucked and filled with cum
>good number of them are lengthy animations
Turns out the artist's bread and butter is pretty vanilla.

>>149474819
This might sound like I'm defending coombrained furtrash, but why even have them be anthros at that point? You'd just have a compelling story that plays out the same regardless of if they're animals or people

>>149474819
i mean, you could read non-smut furry webcomics i guess.
stuff like litterbox comics for slice of life, out-of-placers for half humor and half a decent story or ZephyriWolf for WOW THAT'S RELATABLE.
There's gone feral, which is aping endtown, which i have not read.
Legends of Amora maybe?

just don't expect them to be finished because furry artists have terminal autism + mental illness and will at some point just drop the webcomic dead after drawing 3 pages a year for a decade

>>149475142
Most furfags and non-anthro enjoyers have like little to none Zoological knowledge.
Furfags often times just see an animal they think is cute anthropomorphized and just use them because it gives them feelings. They are either
>Just the common mammalian woodland critter/creature
>Domesticated animals
>Some exotic mythical creatures like Dragons
>Some exotic rare animals like Cheetah's, Maned Wolves or whatever flavor of the week species that appeals to them. Often times they are just species that are just a reskin of the above mentioned categories. Such as the Cheetah and the Maned Wolf.
And of course the average Zoological layman doesn't give a crap about any of that and just calls a Coyote a Wolf, or a Crocodile a Caiman or vice versa.
A world built on actual zoological facts, and characterization close to the source animals and how they actually behave, and even respect towards that animals eco-system by not mixing animals from different eco-regions in the same cast without proper world building.
It seems boring to layman because they aren't savvy or to interested in taxonomy or nature.
To actual zoologists they either end up allocating all of their resources wildlife conservation and rehab, or if they do step into the cartoon sector it's usually just Edu-tainment (i.e. Wild Kratts)
To furries they just want to draw species that makes their pee pee's hard.
You also have to give the furries credit because you also have to give the anthros designs that actually seem humanized otherwise you'll get things like the CGI Lion King remake where the anthros are basically expressionless bipedal animals.
But not too much credit or you'll just end up with unappealing grotesque overly sexual art, like the majority of popular furry content.

>>149475835
TL;DR a piece of anthro fiction could actually be made interesting if the author/director knew what he was doing and has decent knowledge of the animals being anthropomorphized into toons.
Btw Loony toons shit is too Goofy. If you made a grim dark series using some Looney Toons, or Disney looking mf the audience is going to be laughing their asses off most of the time because the design is too surreal or childish to be taken seriously

>>149464325 (OP)
Why does he need strap on and dildos if he's getting a female butt sex toy?

>>149475936
It's a common known fact furfags are usually somewhat gay

>>149475835
This does seem interesting. I presume that the character's personalities would be influenced by their particular biology? i.e. Anthro bears would tend to be isolationists while an anthro horse would stick to a well-curated small group of friends/family?

>>149475951
Pegging isn't gay.

>>149464325 (OP)
Furry "fandom" goes on >>>/trash/

>>149475936
Presumably the strap on is for his GF and the butt is for him, so the cashier is upset that he's already in a relationship as she is searching for "Breedable Bunny men in your area" on her phone.

>>149475955
>This does seem interesting. I presume that the character's personalities would be influenced by their particular biology?
Basically. And also taking into account that Biomes that animal lives in would make it feel more organic too.

>>149464325 (OP)
Maybe it what it mean.

Why can't I have a big fox gf who owns a knotted strap on?

>>149475835
>>149475926
>>149476037
This whole idea but we incorporate it with my Hugh Mann idea >>149471711 so we can not only have a human to compare all the animal characters to, but also have a self insert for hot sweaty man on anthro sex

>>149464325 (OP)
So is that a woman trying to buy all that or is it a man? Also no one has the balls to do one where its a guy buying a bunch of fleshlights and onaholes.
>girls and boys wanna ride dildos
>empowerment you go yeah!
>boys wanna fuck pocket pussies
>LOSER INCEL FREAK MISOGYNIST SADFSADGSDAGASDFAD

>>149470369
Amazing
>>149472597
I want Loona

>>149479379
I want Loona to die in a car accident.

>>149474874
that boy needs therapy

>>149479705
Fuck yes. Total Roxanne Supremacy

>>149479705
based
ya gotta love the roxxter
ya just gotta!

Furry shit pops up and suddenly co is prudish
co
co of all places

>>149479705
>>149479727
>>149479743

>>149479860
>right was made by a fat hispanic tumblr girl from cali
>left was made by a white christian family man from texas
the moral of the story here is that everyone wants to fuck anthro women

>>149479825
I hate degen /co/. All I wanted to do was talk about Batman but half to through a billion thirst trap threads for Cartoon characters to find one thread.

>>149481264
So make one.

>>149480801
Cope. Even your praise of his "southern christian values" is unimpressive, as you want to fuck her and masturbate to the idea of it, which goes directly against christianity on multiple levels.

>>149464325 (OP)
6 house ago on the artist's twitter replying to their post of the comic
>It has been a year, I should continue this huh
what should these two do?

>>149481454
>what should these two do?
That's also from the artist.

>>149481454
She should teach him that pocket pussies feel like actual pussy and its okay to use them, and really he should for his mental health. She gives him a hands on demonstration by using the pocket pussy on him. Then she uses her actual pussy and goes "See? Told ya it feels the same. Ready to chill out now?"

>>149479725
He was white as a sheet!

>>149464325 (OP)
I ship them

>>149482039
I wanna be the guy in their friend group that is always very obviously seething over the fact that that bunnydumbfuck gets dommed on the daily and I'm over without so much as two drops of pussyjuice to rub together

We need more of this dynamic.

>>149482039

>>149482676

>>149481264
Coomers and thirst trappers get so mad when you pint this out. I don't mind a little cheese cake, and even a bit of horney posting every once in a while, but these dopamine addicts took it entirely too far.

>>149465350
>>149465591
>>149465633
>>149465724
>>149478608

>>149482676
why do they each have a homonculous of themselves?

>>149483739
Character portraits to indicate dialogue, some games do it no matter the context of what's on screen. No idea what this is.

>>149464325 (OP)
where the hell is this from

>>149485435
>>149465079

>>149471862
yeah

>>149464397
The joke is the guy wants to get fucked like a girl because its the only good type of sex allowed in the internet

Also
>goth mommy femdom peg me I'm such a healthy masculine male
There

>>149485482
yeah, thanks I saw it

>>149482039
>furry porn characters
>>149482676
>furry porn WEG

Did we get a furfag janny or what, why the fuck is this thread still here?

>>149487129
put some clothes on weirdo

>>149486293
Not against the rules, fuck off.

>>149475926
>TL;DR a piece of anthro fiction could actually be made interesting if the author/director knew what he was doing and has decent knowledge of the animals being anthropomorphized into toons.
you mean zootopia?
they went pretty hard in that department, doing live studies for a lot of the species featured

>>149481264
You can’t just type “batman” into the search bar in the catalog?

>>149481454
Wholesome romance and marriage

>>149464325 (OP)
It what it could mean.

>>149481454
Watching a movie together under the blankets! Spooning!

>>149464325 (OP)

>>149490874
The world needs more porn and less feminism and religion.

>Yet another "i'm a whimpy kid who's in relationship with dominant girl"

pure fiction

>>149465649
>old lady top right
the fuck?

>>149491365
Men are allowed to fantasize about not having to be dominant, not having to lead, not having to be sure of yourself / confident, not having to lay on the charm, and STILL have a woman aggressively initiate sexual activity. Yes, we all know this is a fantasy. But its a beautiful fantasy and only women and male feminists get salty over it. I get it, I'm the man, I have to lead, the woman follows. Woopee!!!! Whatever. I'll just keep using them for sex.

>>149465828
FRONTIER PSYCHIATRIST!

Need more comics like >>149470369