Thread 149464691

Smurfs was so bad that working on it sucked 200 pounds out of John Goodman

John Goodman has been a skin suit for like 10 years now. I hope he's doing it right, because he was obese his whole life him finding good health in his late life would be good.

Ozempicbros, what's our excuse?

>>149464691 (OP)
BRAINY YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT

>>149464691 (OP)
Skinny Goodman is kinda sexy in a daddy issues sort of way.

>>149464691 (OP)
It's either that or in a coffin. Can't stay fat and old for long.

>>149464899
nah he looks like a deflated balloon or a turtle out of his shell like penn jillette. don't get morbidly obese kids, and lose the fucking weight young if you're a little porky. you'll still have stretch marks but you won't be a bag of loose skin.

>>149464691 (OP)
Holy shit, good for him! He's nearly unrecognizable. Who cares if he's a skin bag? Taking off all that weight is impressive either way.

>>149464779
As someone who's on the Oz for diabetes, the weight loss aspect of it can be highly overrated, and it isn't super effective for all of us. Still glad to be on it, though, as it does make it easier to manage my sugars.

>>149464691 (OP)
Now he is John okayman

>>149465104
Actually, with the suit, he almost resembles Saul Goodman.

>>149464993
this, i remember seeing him in thr borrowers and wonder how he was even alive.

>>149465104
John Betterman.

>>149465021
Thank you, the representative from Finger-in-throat.

>>149465223
John Slenderman.

>>149465434
i got up to 290lbs at one point at my heaviest at 5'10". lost the weight years ago just with a lifestyle change and exercise and have kept it off. i'm still miserable and hate myself because i am ugly and low iq and a wizard but at least i'm not a fat piece of shit externally anymore, but you will always be a fat piece of shit and that insecure tubby little kid internally. also you can never eat like a fat person ever again because you will gain the weight far easier than someone who has never been fat. you start to crave healthy foods over time and junk food tastes like actual garbage.

>>149464691 (OP)
Now that family of his can eat again

Turkey necks are kinda sexy

>>149465064
he can afford to get surgery if he wants

>>149464691 (OP)
I'm extremely confused how this is the second movie, relatively shortly after 2 other movies which are live action mixed with CGI, and they still call it The Smurfs. Its like they keep rebooting until one movie ends up non-shitty, whch wont happen.

Holy fuck France you manage to make a good Asterix series, why are you trying to make a shitty ass American movie with Smurfs?!

>>149464691 (OP)
That looks NOTHING like the lovable fat fuck from Fallen or Big Lebowski

>>149465097
>it does make it easier to manage my sugars
How so? Do you just not get hungry often or something like that?

I could have sworn John Goodman died years go. Wow, I must be experiencing the Mandala Affect.

>>149468868
Supposedly, Oz keeps food in your digestive system longer, which I'm finding makes sugar spikes more gradual and less roller-coaster-like, and it keeps you feeling full for longer. But, I've also heard that Oz sometimes affects different people in different ways, like some people get terrible diarrhea from it, but I actually feel more regular than usual. But anyhow, I'm just trying to say, my results could be way different than the next guy's, so take anything I say with a grain of salt.