a better mha fight that they should have done instead

CapeGOLD comics gape MHA btw.

Kratos lost last thread
Ash won last thread

>>149466954 (OP)
Nigger nobody fucking cares about your stupid match. Kill
yourself.

KABOOOM!

On-screen mountain feats won
Statements and scalingsissies lost

sage

>>149467048
>Featcuck babble
Statement/ScalingGODS won.

>>149467074
Yup Kratos and Simon won
>>149467062
Thanks for the goon material

>>149467062
K.B.C!

>open
>Deku's school
>"Sheiiit so this is where dem crackers run dat superhero school I hear so much about"
>Miles Morales is groping all the girls asses
>"Shit gimme dat ass!!"
>Enter Deku
>"H-hey you can't do that"
>Miles turns around with his Weiner out in full display
>"Who da fuck are you!?"
>"I'm Deku....number 1 hero and stuff"
"Alright BET"
>FIGHT
>3 minutes of 12 fps animation by devilartemis
>Deku has miles on the ropes
>"Nah I'm gonna do my own thing"
>Miles instantly pops Deku's head with a singular punch (KAPOW)
>Post fight animation shows miles with his harem of mha chicks
>"Well you see this was a very close match....HOWEVER"
>scan of spiderman scaring thor in a Halloween comic pops up
>You see...miles had way too much of a stat advantage for Deku to overcome"
>Another scan of a thor equivalent character jobbing to venom
>"You can say...deku didn't have the swagger of a black teen to compete with CHAD Morales"
>Next time on death battle
> Light vs Columbo

I know y'all are some racist mofos but I believe in mah boi miles. There's a reason why he's called spider man not spider boy.

>>149467118
KWAB!

Who should Ada Wong fight? Carmen Sandiego?

>>149467062
If only I could understand this

What 40K faction would Bakura play?

>>149467122
Kek.

>>149467150
Selene from Underworld or Violet from Ultraviolet

>Stood over and overcooked an admiral for a sidequest
>Looked earth satan in the eye and said he's coming back for his head
>Kidnapped kings for money
>Stole Celestial Dragon's tribute
>won fucking CHADbeard due to davy back fights

How can one pirate be so based?

>1 month later
>1.5m views

>>149467062
Chi Chi is so lucky to have sex with Naruto...

>>149467234
Isn't Kyle vs Simon just 2.2M after more than two months?

>>149467227
>*gulp* I-Is that...Garp's right hand man only given a name in the anime Bogard?! I'll leave God Valley once you spare me!!!

Why did UA have midnight as a teacher there she's just a straight up sexual predator she even told Aizawa that very bluntly.

>>149467250
At least people remember it fondly for the most part. Wile vs Tom is forgettable garbage and a waste of time. It's surprising how many matchups DB has done purely to appease fans and with minimal effort too.

>>149467062
I understand this.

>>149467250
Yes, but that one reached 2m views after a month

>>149467310
The same reason heaps of teachers irl are pedos.

>>149467310
>midnight as a teacher there she's just a straight up sexual predator

>>149467310
Because the """"""pro heroes""""" don't give a shit and are more concerned with indoctrinating children into their corrupt system.

No non-government regulated heroes beyond this point

>>149467234
The people reject fraudulent wins

>>149467354
She's dead now anon.

HulkZilla is almost definitely the next time cause they already said they were working on it, and Devilartemis would never take so much time usually.

>>149467402
Krasura is like on the top most view episodes, though? Not saying kEKtos deserved that win.

>>149467310
UA prioritizes improving the student's combat skills and she's highly effective at interpersonal 1v1s due to her quirk and fighting methods.

>>149467441
It's kinda in the middle. And besides, there's other episodes that 50% or more people think is wrong, like Gojo vs Makima and Dio vs Alucard, that are wayyyyy more popular.

>>149467402
KEK Runner…

>>149467122
needs more lip smackin and "nigga"

>>149467441
The current ranking is
>Bowser vs Eggman (6 million)
>Shigaraki vs Mahito (3.3 million)
>Omni-Man vs Bardock (3 million)
>Ghost Rider vs Spawn (2.8 million)
>Kratos vs Asura (2.6 million)
>Master Chief vs Doom Slayer (2.5 million)
>Joker vs Giorno (2.2 million)
>Simon vs Kyle (2.2 million)
>Among Us vs Fall Guys (1.9 million)
>Wile E vs Tom (1.5 million)

>>149466922
Atem just choses to attack the evil in Kaiba's soul because he believes that Kaiba can be redeemed. We also learn that Kaiba is the reincarnation of Atem's cousin
And Penalty Games can be used to kill people. Hell, it's not even necessary to have a "game" within a Penalty Game. Pegasus showed it's possible to just skip straight to killing.

>OH MAN! I JUST GOT THE LIFE EQUATION! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS HAL!
>ALMIGHTY LIFE ENTITY, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME HAL'S NUGGET BABY!
>AWWW RIGHT! TIME TO MAKE MY BRIGHTEST DAY COME TRUE!
>NOW SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE HAL-SAMA'S FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER! HE HEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM BE.
>NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN HAL'S ASS AND THEN GET PORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM HAL'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! HEHEHE NO TURD SHALL ESCAPE MY SIGHT! OH, AND GIVE JADE BONE CANCER!
>MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL!
>WOW BE. GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?
>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE HAL! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE PARALLAX'S WEB! HAHAHAHA!
>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE BITTER CHILLI DOGS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF SALT! A TRUE WHITE LANTERN BANQUET! BON APPETITE HAL!
>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW JADE AND MY FRIENDS ARE BACK AT THE WATCHTOWER, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE HER! AHA! SHES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING TO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!
>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD HAL! YOUR DRY CUM IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM BE
>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP! AWWW MAN!
>THE STENCH OF ARISA IS JUST AMAZING!
>WHAT'S THE TIME? HUH?? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? WELL THANKS FOR THE TIP, TIME FOR THE BLACKEST NIGHT! AWWW. MAN IT REEKS IN HERE!
>FART ON ME HAL, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!
>IS THAT... A LITTLE NUGGET OF HAL'S SHIT? OH BOY I'M THE LUCKIEST LANTERN EVER! MHMMFH MA AWW MAN BY GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!

Why are people so freaked out at One Piece being mountain level? Is it some weird insecurity thing that they can't stand this relatively small feat from the manga?

>>149467062
TRVE ART

>>149467628
isn't it actually a feats series anyways?

>he is a statement cuck
hahhaahahaahhahahahahah

>>149467665
No, Toriko is the feats series all manga wish they could show off feats like Toriko does.

>>149467665
Yeah, pretty much. It's not even the first mountain-level feat in the series anyway. And if you take Garp's statement as fact (no reason to doubt him) he destroyed eight mountains by just punching them real hard as a warm-up.

I think Freddy Krueger vs Pennywise could be the next Simon vs Kyle equivalent in a weird way.

>>149467376

>>149467705
… with Pennywise being the loser just like Kyle.

>>149467694
so having below planetary feats makes your series not a feats series even if all the strength stuff exclusively comes from feats?

>>149467720
How does Freddy compare to Pemnywise/IT? Is there some random, obscure comic that gives Freddy outerversal stats?

>>149467720
Exactly! He's hyped up due to vague cosmology wank despite being demonstrably incompetent and having a shitton of weaknesses, all of which Freddy can exploit (and arguably in a similar manner to Simon could to Kyle) while also being demonstrably much more dangerous and having superior abilities on-screen.

>>149467613
>Atem is going to make Pikachu shoot himself
Damn that's dark

>>149467753
no, hell not even anything comparable to his low end cosmic stuff like making his turtle rival choke on a galaxy

>HulKEKs are producing mountains of gay porn
What's their end game?

>>149467665
One Piece is really all three: feats, scaling, statements
but there's good feats here and there

Hulk just violated me...

>>149467234
That shit was just kinda boring. Like the whole appeal of tunes fighting is for them to pull out some insane shit against each other. Like the fight was pretty gounded despite everything, which like... what's even the point then.

>>149467776
Yup, none of Pennywise’s outerversal cosmology wank will matter when he canonically lost to a bunch of kids and then a bunch of out of shape adults, Freddy murders him with 0 effort.

>>149467705
Freddy
>has been constantly bested by regular humans
>having any power nullification fucks him over like in the Freddy vs Jason vs Ash sequel comic
>got called a faggot by a black girl and had to be saved by Jason from getting insulted more
Pennywise
>the funny clown
>needed God's intervention to defeat him
yup we know who wins

>>149467822
Ignoring their respective track records, Pennywise is a total dumbass who also isn't as directly dangerous ability-wise to Freddy compared to vice versa (outside of the deadlights).

>>149467822
Freddy
>Didn’t lose to literal children
Pennywise
>Lost to literal children
Yeah it’s really obvious who wins.

>>149467804
I don't get it either. Is it some of Mexican joke that I'm too white understand?

>>149467863
Erm erm but the TURTLE! (who did nothing but give Bill some jolly advice and later got offscreened by a galaxy despite being cut from the same "outerversal" cloth as his spider-bro Pennywise

>>149467885
>too white to understand
It's this.

But If you are demented enough you can appreciate it as a white person.

>Hulksissies have gay porn saved on their devices
This is why their """"""hero""""""" is 0-2.

>>149467822
Pennywise is scarier so he wins

>>149467901
so what you're saying is Pennywise can use galaxies to kill outerversal characters? fuck man at least Freddy has galaxy level stuff too right?

>>149467915
This webm is mean spirited, pls delete

>>149467920
Tim Curry>Book Penny>Bill Skarsgard in terms of spookiness for me.

>>149467915
I wonder if Broly would stand a better chance against Doomsday

>Pennywise is scarier so he wins

The Cosmic Turtle (much like the underage gangbang) was written out of all adaptations ergo, he is NOT canon.

>you're brown

>>149467959
>Freddy: do that little dance I like Pennywise before I solo your entire verse
>Pennywise:

>>149467808
Has some fun hax, too. Nothing mindbreaking or anything, but they can be amusing to toss into the ring like Sugar's toy-transformation or Buggy being immune to any cutting ability.

>>149467983
then he said >>149467974

>>149467915
How could Godzilla killing Hulk top this? I'm not doubting, I'm genuinely curious.

>>149467973
>underage gangbang
Ah yes, how could anyone forget about that.
Which character do you guys think is Stephen King's favorite anyways?

>>149467998
probably some cosmic bullshit with IT erasing Hulk as he screams or something
now if it was a good kill it'd be a reference to that one Godzilla vs Hulk image with Godzilla just crushing Hulk after he's been worn down

All of One Piece? In my belly.

>>149467885
Death Battle is an extension of one's Ego.
People self-insert into characters, invest themselves in franchises, and then, for ego reasons, they want their series and the character they parasitically live through to be capable of destroying another verse. It is critical that their power fantasy is the APEXGOD of fiction so that they can beat up other SHITTIER verses and be a CHADCHADGOD. 3rd person dick measuring that would make /pol/, MMA and soccerfags blush. This takes its most lamentably embarrassing form in shounen, populated mostly by manchildren and actual children.

Suddenly, Gojo appears. What s CHADCHADCHAD I gotta shill him to boundlessGODCHAD on Facebook and Twitter he is me FRFR. Not only does he SOLO fiction, he also FUCKS fiction. I'm gonna commission artwork and spam AI images of him fucking the hottest bitches from his verse (me frfr) and when he's done he's gonna FUCK the love interests and bitches of OTHER verses too CHADGODCHAD.

Ultimately, it is very, very funny to just draw Hulk raping them.

>>149467955
Probably if Broly can overcome the gap and just atomize Doomsday until nothing remains.

>>149467816
Zilla Jr...

>>149467915
>CHADulk had to be nerfed

>>149468028
>jobs to the off-screen force

>>149467816
Goku…

>>149468139
that's not funny, he has a dead wife and child

How many hours?

>>149468028
>LEAVE before I turn your entire crew into rotten bananas
>Sissybeard:

>>149467705
What animation style would this fight even have?

>>149468222
SFM, done by DevilArtemis, and you WILL clap at it

>>149467915
Erm...what the science? Where's Hulk's respectful death?

>>149468247
Hulk is too angry to get a respectable death

>>149468206
CANOOOOOOOOOOON!

>>149467915
KINGSday was TEACHING Hulk.

>>149467808
I’m currently on the water seven arc and this shit was fucking nuts

>>149466954 (OP)
No

>>149467808
Ice powers are so underrated

>>149468234
At least David Fischer is doing quite a bit of HulkZilla to make up for DevilArtemis's shitty parts. Kinda like Chiefslayer, you can tell when the good animation ends and the opposite begins.

>>149466954 (OP)
What happened to that guy who avatar fagged as Butcher anyway?

I love how the Simon vs Kyle thumbnail uses part of the panel where Kyle is screaming "I CAN"T!!!"

>>149468387
Some guy during the waiting days pointed it out as a hint for Kyle losing and everyone called him a schizophrenic for that, wonder how he feels about that nowadays

>>149467020
the pro-yugi arguments are genuinely pathetic at this point
"my universal FTL chain-scaling wank is legitimate and yours isn't", NLFing some pretty stock-standard hax, "he's king of games so he wins at everything", trying to use names and monikers in lieu of actual lore, let alone feats
the two tripfags and the other namefag being the most staunch pro-yugi debaters in the thread is just the cherry on top here

It's actually kind of hilarious that Voldemort vs Seal Team Six is a more common debate than you'd expect

>Ashkekmelty

>>149468455
The seals could win if they snuk up on him, but I'm pretty sure he has huge AOE spells that could annihilate them before anything too bad happens.

Man, don't you guys love feats over statements?

>>149468519
huge AOE spells are only really a thing in the fantastic beasts movies, so it depends on whether you think Voldemort should be able to do those, despite never actually been shown to do so.

>>149468546
NOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>149468549
>huge AOE spells are only really a thing in the fantastic beasts movies
Didn't Voldemort use some giant ass fire snake against Dumbledore? I think that was the best feat in the movies, no idea about the books tho

>>149467940
What is with outerversal characters and their galaxies, only for their opponent to not have any feats close to that

>Saitama wank thread in /v/
Gentlemen.....you know what to do.

>>149468599
Saitama is a FeatsChad tho, like sure he has stupid statements/scaling but Even more on-screen feats

>>149468061
>This takes its most lamentably embarrassing form in shounen, populated mostly by manchildren and actual children
Dc is worse. At the very least keku fags didn't threw their fucking hero into the trashbin after jobbing like batfags.

So Saitama reatest power is just narrative manipulation, correct?
>The joke is I instantly win
So he'd job to anything with better narrative manip?

>>149468546
>This mogs anything the Egyptian "Gods" have actually done
>>149468440
It's honestly incredibly funny watching people who constantly chastise DB's arguments and VSBW-style powerscaling change their tune as soon as Yugioh becomes involved for some reason

>>149468546
Kratosbros...

>>149468663
If you go by the manga the "joke power means he always wins" idea has been debunked since Garou actually matched him before he got stronger. So anyone way stronger than him would just instantly kill him.
You could still make the claim for the webcomic though I suppose.

>>149468663
No, Saitama is literally the "nu-uh my punch is stronger than yours ∞+1" that everyone does as kids. In fact I think Nasufags think the same stuff with Arcueid and Counter Guardians

>>149467901
Pretty sure than that was just penny bullshiting the kids. It doesn't make much sense than the platonic abstraction of something fundamental for the multiverse jobbed to two galaxies.

>Called ONE Punch Man
>Took more than one punch to beat Boros
Statementbros?

>>149468206
K, b, c

>>149468739
>nasufags
Exactly what do they have again.
I know that Fate tries to cannibalize some WoD true magic and Umbra bullshit but I don't think they actually have "no fuck you" tier scaling.

The fuck happened? I couldn't get the captcha

>>149468786
I fraudchecked the site.

>>149468779
>Umbra bullshit but I don't think they actually have "no fuck you" tier scaling.
They kinda have, Arcueid is supposed to get a opponent+1 stats advantage against any opponent because the planet boosts her, Gilgamesh is supposed to be the literal no u with his gate and there's more

>>149468800
FeatsChad...

Since his work is polarising to say the least (and rightfully so imo), I wanna know, what do you think is the best Yates track?

>>149468546

>>149468824
Reverse Rosé is probably the only track he's done completely on his own that I genuinely like

There does not exist a more busted power system relative to the rest of it’s verse then Animus magic.

Prove me wrong.

>>149468931
WOD top tier magic
Capeshit god tier magic systems
True immortal stuff

Bring me Scott Pilgrim! All these indie RPGS are too weak for me.

>>149467915
>Doomsday looks at Hulk's body on the ground.
>"You are a monster no more."
>Hulk reverts to Banner as he slowly dies
>"I never was."
>walking away Doomsday looks back one more time and sees the Avengers mourning the loss of their ally
K.O.

>>149468931
True magic is retarded.
In WoD how it works is there is consensus based reality. And in consensus based reality there can even be magic, but it is bound by laws, sense and rituals inside consensus reality

Say a setting let's you use mana to chant a spell and tap your staff and that summons a fireball, that's in the bounds of consensus based magic. True magic bypasses consensus based magic and starts very small like casting a fireball without using mana, a staff or chanting anything to almost cartoonish levels of reality warping like you're in a dream and can make the universe around you be anything you want in a purely mind Ober matter scenario.
>The universe is a literal holographic reality and I am God
Type shit.

The only down side is when you violate consensus based reality everyone else looks at you like "wtf" and you talk paradox and overtime the world begins to look like a zdzisław beksiński artwork.

>>149467915
We will never have disrespectful executions of the jobbers ever again.

>>149469109
Don't worry, JOBsday will job soon.

How did we get to the point in VS debating where infinity isn't infinite enough?

>>149466954 (OP)
Oh sorry wrong pic

>>149469169
Realistically when you had 2 "infinite" characters fighting each other
>>149469039
CANON!

>>149467441
Kratosura performed like shit comparatively given how long its been out. Fucking Spawnrider beat it and it had a viewer handicap

>>149467146
>>149467118
>>149467062
why are you such a faggot?

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

>>149467196
Selene fights Violet. Nobody cares about Ada Wong.

>>149467863
Dude, Freddy loses to minors more often than Pennywise. Try actually watching the movies.

Death Battle feels like a show that'd be ripe for controversy in the public eye on a level deeper than just "muh character friggin lost.", but it seems like even the weirdest of shit that gets attention is just people being kinda stupid? Like, surely there's some fucked up garbage on the fanon wiki, right? Or one of the official crew being completely insane? And publicly too since the worst I've heard has only happened on discord and other forums, but what if the type of shit that happened that lead to weird writing, like say Kratos vs Asura as an obvious example, happened ina more sinister and gross way?

>>149469720
He still kills way more minors (and adults for that matter) and with far less effort than Pennywise ever does on-screen.

>>149469731
Speedy

>>149469740
Pennywise has been doing it for centuries, all over the place. Freddy just terrorized a city block for weeks. He's small fry.

>>149469731
Apparently Macho Man vs Kool Aid Man caused some slight controversy back in the day because some retards found the way the former died to come off as some sort of "jab" towards Randy Savage's cardiac arrest, but that's the worst drama that ever came out of the show, and it wasn't even big enough to be even slightly notorious back then because the episode was a flop.
It's funny, honestly, as retarded as the research can be sometimes, in the end, most controversies Death Battle causes are nothing more than the result of a bunch of people's egos getting hurt over their favorite character losing in a glorified fanfic.

>>149469795
It's not like that ever escaped the community and became full blown Internet drama. Hell, I don't even think the people on the discord know/remember that happened.

>>149469859
I mean, if anyone in the DB team was caught pants down grooming roblox eggs on discord, hands down, it would be speedy.

>>149467062
>>149467118
>>149467146
Based af

Nukem gets his ass kicked, but I'd love to see it.

>>149470067
Nukem rapes postal, wut?

>>149468334
Mashal vs Bill really is a much better matchup.

>>149470089
brain damaged postal dude has a barrage of better weapons. different items that can mind control enemies, freeze them, burn them, and even let him slow down time to a crawl. he SHITS on nukem.

>>149470112
Even if we make it his mainline postal games instead he's
>fought bigger enemies
>has catnip that can also slow down time
>loads of better weapons than nukem
>a fucking nuke launcher

>>149470112
>>149470126
Doesn't he tank building levek explosions almost every single end level?

>>149470156
The end level button is duke blowing up the level behind him and leaving, he ain't getting hit by it

>>149470167
Dang. There might be instances of him tanking it up

>>149469731
If anything were to derail the show it'd be some whistleblower revealing Ben and co were embezzling funds and/or underpaying the animators, or that Ben was indeed requesting female deaths be brutal for fetish reasons

>>149468931

>>149468996
>>149469082
Difference 1: If you take away true magic powers out of WoD you are still left with a multiple doorstopping bricks worth of guidebook(s) detailing esoteric arts, creatures and bloodlines with things popping off going up and down a discreet relative power curve. A mage getting into the swing of casting true magic is the pinacle of WOD but it isn’t actually an insurmountable pinacles and it come with enough ways to slow it down or stop it with caveats over it being a temp solution.

wof-verse in comparison is populated by normal people(dragons) all the way down with tribal variance of abilities being hilariously trivial in light of the animus sorcerers.

>>149468440
Nobody has used any kind of universal Yugioh wank at all. It has and always will be about his abilities and hax unlike Ash's generic "I punch you but now it's [one of a handful of elements]"
On the other hand I've seen at least 3 or 4 different ashniggers try (and badly fail) to push multiversal Pokemon

>>149469796
>Does it for centuries
>Still loses somehow

>>149470199
Does Animus allow you to rewrite the cosmology of a universe to have actually been in a book and allow you to literally informationally erase someone by just saying they don't exist? That's kinds what WoD sphere 10s about.

>Anon slams the Janny down to the ground, the Janny's weight crushing the mountain beneath them
>Janny lays there, dying
>Anon looks down and sighs with a heavy heart
>"You are employed no longer."
>The Janny looks up at Anon.
>"I never was."

>>149470320
KINGnon was TEACHING janny…

Gokek is a weak sissy

>>149470067
Though this matchup is pretty good I do prefer Duke Nukem vs Serious Sam because it feels much closer. Duke still loses though

I will choose to be a worse man!

Will we ever see any of the Archie OCs on the show (or the SatAm carryovers) or is it doomed to be 'break glass for bigger power levels' for game characters?

What faceless, voiceless FPS protagonist would be a good match for The Point Man?

>>149470539
No one normal cares about the Archie OCs so take a guess

>>149470564
What faceless, voiced horror game protagonist would be a good match for Hunk?

>>149468546
HE FUCKING DID IT!!!! HE ACTUALLY POSTED SOMEONE DESTROYING A MOUNTAIN!!!!!

>>149470224
>Nobody has used any kind of universal Yugioh wank at all.
i don't know if you're being disingenious, if you're not i can't even call you retarded cause you've been lucky enough to not see the tripfag or the listfag spamming copypasta in this thread, or even the guy(s) who just come in and say "he can summon Gods so he wins" like that means anything with no context

I'll be honest with you guys. I want Ash to win, just to see what kind of shit storm it will bring. I know a lot of people are saying Atem will win, but I want Ash because I just know the shitposting will be hilarious.

>>149470658
It looks like one at first but you can clearly tell when it zooms out that it isn't a real mountain.

>>149470688
>i-it's not a mountain
I can't believe this. Atemfags are this desperate...? For shame.

>>149470698
>Ashfags this insecure at simply pointing out facts
Not looking good...

>>149470718
Facts...? I think you mean lies.

Who is the bigger chad between Atem and Ash?

>>149470320
Funniest thing I've read today.

>>149470731
Post Atem getting some

>>149470723
Lies? I think you mean TRVTH NVKES

>>149470749
>Off screen
CHADcensors can't be stopped

Post a character who can defeat the CCA

>>149470766
Uh oh

>>149470770
What CCA mean anon?

>>149470788
>Not on the lips with tongue
Not a real kiss

>>149470792
Post Atem getting a "real" kiss

>>149470792
Needs to look more like this.

>>149469731
The biggest controversy I can think of is Keith, the guy who made that fake Speedy screenshot, being a pedophile who was kicked out of the community for PMing minors. That's just a fan who's not associated with the show though.
There's also been issues with DB being bad at crediting, though I noticed they added things like sprite credits for older episodes recently.

Beyond that I can't really think of anything, even Ben's old "fans we want" comment is practically nothing compared to the kind of drama you would expect. It's probably part of why the show has managed to survive so long.

>>149470798
Question, does any of cartoon/ anime characters ever get a kiss like this?

Dropping new R34 kino

>>149470224
The problem with this angle is that you still have to assume their stats are somewhat even. Wankless Ash has a lot more going for him than wankless Yugi. It's like how say, Omni-Man is a flying brick and Harry Potter has an instant death spell but I wouldn't count on him ever getting a hit on Nolan before he pastes him.

>>149470840
>r34 out of NOWHERE
PORNADDICTos...

>>149470849
This is purely for my own entertainment

>>149469175
Stain gets made into a stain on the floor by Garou.

>>149466954 (OP)
Even though Miles VS Deku is a complete wash there is absolutely zero chance they were doing this one over it, literally only that one guy in these threads want this while people were asking for Miles VS Deku since the first Spider-Verse. It USED to be a fair MU but MHA powerlevels escalated so much over the past six years that it got one sided, but normies still were asking for it

>mfw my wife touches my spaghetti without permission

YUP YUP

>>149471024

>>149471024
>>149471049
k, b, c

>superhomo broke into Goku's house, stole his wedding photos and cut his face into them

I don’t know why people are surprised at hulkfags spamming gay porn. One of their main guys is nikofag

>>149470791
Mobile Suit Gundam: Char’s Counterattack

>>149470731
One is a 10 year old who loses a lot and the other was an ancient king and powerful sorcerer.

>>149471128
Why would Goku do that?

>>149471248

>>149471010
>Hello Laufey here's some FUCKING FOOD!!!

>>149470791
Comic Code Authority

MY HEROINE

I wonder if anything memorable at all will happen in Deku vs Miles that could cause any discussion that doesn't revolve around the next time.

>>149471285
Who even reads these types of comics? Not even tumblrinas and dykes enjoy this horrid art style.

>>149471285
>Let's give free healthcare, education, and stop making useless old institutions like Colleges fuck over the future of the nation with endless dept
>Also let's use mind control to get the old Jews who control everything out of the way
This shit was so fucking based...
>>149471308
This was my first WW Comic actually.
I know it was extremely divisive (Even feminists kinda hate it) I enjoyed it a lot because of how deranged it was.
There's something appealing on the mix of the feminine progressive ideas and the masculine forceful way they are implemented.

>>149471288
Either an extremely disrespectful death out of nowhere, Miles getting the Kratos treatment, or the soundtrack being exceptionally bad.

>>149471288
the ending will feature paul fucking deku's mom. The paul chads will continue to win against the cucks of the world

>>149471269
>KRATOS, NOOOO!

>Superfag posting AI sloppa
It's over.....

>>149470224
You have to make so many generous assumptions about what Yugi is actually capable of and the match scenario for him to win with "abilities and hax".
For starters, he's not going to just target Ash himself off the bat or even midfight, he has no reason to do that. It's a duel with a 10 year old kid. Even if we assume that he is aware it's a death match and is in "survival mode" then the same could be said for Ash, who would also not hesitate to merk him either in hand-to-hand or with a Pokemon if it meant saving himself/his team, and Ash should be notably faster and have enough strength to take Yugi.
As for the spells and traps, you have to believe that they have no physical tangibility (in shadow games), no travel speed, and zero casting time, all of which they exhibit, and that only "Yugioh magic spells and traps" can stop them from taking effect. The problem is that a "spell" or "trap" in Yugioh can encompass anything from a hole in the ground to a gust of wind to a fucking barrel roll. It's not impossible to neg them through what would be normal Pokemon techniques for Ash. Hell, he could just attack them outright to remove them. The only thing stopping that in Yugioh is the rules.
Speaking of rules, Yugi is not going to challenge Ash to a game he can't play with his team. He's familiar with Ka battles, which are basically Pokemon battles, and has too much honor and pride to put a presumably innocent competitor into a rigged game. He likes playing games and would want to beat him fair and square. Even if he was going to pull that stunt on him - Penalty games have to be manually issued by a Millenium Item holder during a Shadow Game, so if Ash's "cheating" incapacitated or killed Yugi outright, no Penalty Game.
I think SOME of Yugi's hax is gamewinning (IF he can get it to hit and stick) but the idea that he's going to pull sociopathic stunts while his opponent sits and does nothing about it is nonsense, especially if he has to overcome a stat defecit.

>>149471393
If it's any consolation i am not actually a superfag.

>>149471438
I feel like Ash vs Yugi might end up being one of the only episodes where the crew would be this thorough and considerate. They gave similar treatment to other big, complicated fights like Bowser vs Eggman.

RIP Miles

https://youtu.be/H5hFyQkMm5E?feature=shared

>>149471542
Miles WILL get the KINGtos treatment and you WILL like it.

Hulk vs Godzilla is next. I can feel it. The calm before the storm.

>>149471616
I like both but I’m rooting for Godzilla, I just don’t want nikofag to be happy

So why is Hulk gaping Goku

>>149470539
Sonichu vs Lara Sue (Chris Chan vs Ken Penders)
Take it or leave it

>>149471497
Not to say that stats aren't relevant to the fight, but it is a shame that the more interesting aspects of the fight like which spells Ash can/can't answer for and the general kinda war of attrition are going to take a backseat to calculating which guy can blow up more universes.
I'd be begrudginly content if they "dialed down" both competitors to the ballpark of Zorc's eclipse vs Necrozma eating stars or whatever to keep the wankers happy so long as they spent a good chunk of time actually talking about strategy and powers.

>>149471700
Hulkfags are gay.

Hotter than Serena

>>149471616
>devilartemis fight
>more multiverse/dimension schizobabble
>fanfic composite godzilla
>fanfic anger limit
>massive size difference and unlike Kratos vs Asura it's not limited to one form
>hulk joins the ozone club or nikofag and ohnoschizo win
It's gonna be a storm alright

>>149471542
How the hell Deku hasn’t killed anyone yet

>>149471797
>went to America to become a "dancer"

>>149466954 (OP)
yu-gi-oh girls vs pokegirls who is more hotter?

>>149471840
Yugioh, at least until 5D's

actually it is pretty funny that Kratos in the first game has better feats then the entirety of the Norse games, hell he probably has a mountain level argument since he can survive one of Ares' attacks that creates and weaponize a few

>>149471840
Aren't most of them 10 years old

It's actually baffling how low quality MHA is like holy shit as far as quality goes Miles vs. Deku is literally shit vs. garbage. Maybe not even that actually, Miles has the first Spider-Verse movie which was really good

>>149471859
MHA has the porn

>>149471798
You WILL watch the two minute, 3 fps DevilArtemis fight and you WILL clap.

>>149471797
>wanted to cuck Yugi with Atem
>canonically left Yugi to go to US for "dancing"
If there ever was a case for cuckposting, this is the one

>>149471859
This was a waste of a Death Battle slot. Nobody cares about Deku or Miles except Reddit and Xitter users. MHA was shit then and it's still shit now. Miles isn't better either since he's being pushed in the industry.

>>149471542
This one punch alone makes the entire video pointless. Not one feat in MHA can compare to this nonsense. Deku is fucked.

>>149471911
>Implying
Remember that Deadpool manga? All Might has a feat where he beats Thanos without trying

>>149471911
Not the real Knull

>>149471928
And that wasn't the real Thanos

I hate both of you.

>>149471911
>Featless avatar of knull
Woah guys big feat here

>>149471700
Everyone gapes Goku, that slut.

Guys be honest.
How fucked am I?

>>149471911
>literally BOUNDLESS avatar of Knull that has at MINIMUM universal scaling
Holy fuark

There’s no escaping what’s meant to be
Your dreams and desires shall belong to me

Golden eyes, authoritative
Ruthless charm, manipulative
Caught in my glare, this is my command

With a whisper you’ll obey
Sign your life and soul away
Just another pawn upon the board to take

A clash of wills, a storm of deception
Iron resolve, cruel domination

I will control the devil in yo(U)
Misfortune will ever haunt you
Deep down you want my control
Calamity I’ll unfold

There’s no escaping what’s meant to be
Your dreams and desires shall belong to me

THE CALAMITY IS INEVITABLE.YOU CANNOT ESCAPE IT.

Mask of kindness cast aside
As I construct your demise
Always two steps ahead of my enemy

You are beneath me
You are unworthy
What a sad, pathetic life you must have lived

But shall live no more
Doomed by my stand
I defy your commands
You cannot deceive the deceiver

I will control the devil in yo(U)
Misfortune will ever haunt you
Deep down you want my control
Calamity I’ll unfold

You can get in my head, but you won’t like it there
You toy with a master of psychological warfare

The devil’s hand shall lead your own, to sign on the line
Contractually obligated to submit and die

I will control your life
And end it as I will
You cannot dominate
A mind that’s made to kill

This is the end
There’s no avoiding fate
Your suffering
Will never abate

I will control the devil in yo(U)
Misfortune will ever haunt you

There’s no escaping what’s meant to be
Your dreams and desires shall belong to me

Just because we haven't SEEN Miles fight a herald, it doesn't mean he COULDN'T.

N

2 hours left. How are we feeling, scalingGODS?

>>149472130
Good. Featcucks are gonna seethe.

>>149472130
StatementLORDS will WIN this.

>>149471899
>Nobody cares about Deku or Miles except (A VERY OBVIOUSLY LARGE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE)
It's okay to not like either combatant we'll be seeing later today, but it's just blatantly incorrect to call it a waste. I think this is the first time in a long while I've seen so many people outside the DB circle hyped for an episode. They've been counting this shit down since it's announcement. Maybe it's not a matchup for this place, but I can't see the harm in it when basically everyone else seems head over heels.
Now all they need to do is not fuck it up and pull out some rinky-dink ass cookbook shenanigans to help lean the verdicts against the guy who casually throws around galaxies

>>149472045
>BOUNDLESS
>sets a MINIMUM BOUND
Done.
SHARTiles is going to lose to /ourcuck/ Deku

>>149470672
I have seen on like five different occasions some nigger ape come in to whine about the "universal" Yugioh scaling on VSBW before unironically peddling the same argument for Ash which is flat out worse. That's literally about it.
>>149470847
Why wouldn't I assume their stats are relatively even? What do you unironically think Ash is? Do you actually think this is a MFTL+ character? That may be even worse than the universal shit.
You know it's funny when we've had people seethe about Kratos for nearly half a year, but extend the same benefit of the doubt to Ash's """"stats"""" as if he were, well, Omni Man to Yugi's Harry Potter. I could understand Ash having an edge in stats.
>>149471438
>SOME of Yugi's hax is gamewinning (IF he can get it to hit and stick) but the idea that he's going to pull sociopathic stunts
That's fair enough but ultimately the idea is that Yugi just has too much shit on his side compared to an opponent that does not. There's a reason people were hard pushing Ash's Gengar ripping out Yugi's soul because Ash really has fuckall besides a few different elements and the fact he canonically only can carry 6 Pokemon.

Think about what Death Battle actually does, how they actually approach matches. Hax is just a category that exists in the match for Yugi to take, and they tend to give generous interpretations more often than not. You want to try to have the benefit of arguing the fight outside of DB where you know what they're going to say while also pretending Ash's gigantic amount of antifeats also wouldn't apply, quit trying to have your cake and eat it too

>>149472175
>he doesn't know about the obscure Marvel cookbook

SOON

>>149472175
>>Nobody cares about Deku or Miles except (TRANNIES AND REDDITORS)
Thanks for proving my point, cuck.

>>149472207
>there actually is a cookbook
Dekubros....

I never thought about it but wouldn't Superman be able to defeat Beerus and Zeno

>>149472234
Post Superman destroying a universe

>>149472207
It was over before it even began.

>>149472234
No shit lmao

>>149472207
>Spider-Man cooked the food
>Miles just eats it

>Goodnight Lysandra, forever. This is what happens when you open my spaghetti.

>>149472207
>Wiz: You see, while Izuku had all the feats needed, he fell short for one reason.
>Boomstick: In the official Marvel cookbook, it's stated in one sentence that Miles fought Galactus and won, placing him WAY above Izuku
>Wiz: Looks like Miles was...erm...MILES ahead of Izuku, so winner is Spider-Man!

Ok, I need a detailed explanation of who is on team Miles and who is on Team Deku.
For what I can see:
>Team Deku
featCHADs
Ashurabros (they are opposing Kratos)
Fans of OG Marvel who hate Black Spiderman
>Team Miles
ScalingGODs
statementCHADs
Kratoscholars
Fans of BnH because they hate their MC

Who else?

>>149472276
Poor Lysandra. :(

>Kills a spider-person while Batkek couldn't
How is he so strong bros?

>>149472281
I'm not on team Miles I hate that black boy

>>149472296

>>149472207
Are cookbooks the most powerful things in powerscaling?

So is this ep being done by Moro?

>>149472281
>Fans of BnH because they hate their MC
That's a thing? I thought Deku was decently popular in his own fandom

>>149472314
Yes.

>>149472281
Marvel is actually 50/50 because they don't like how corrupt the system is MHA + its "tranime" or something

>>149472281
DCbros are on team Miles if the melties over the past couple of days are any indication
It makes sense given DCbros' "feats" are pretty much the exact same shit as Miles punching Thor in the jaw

>>149472314
When he fights Goku

>>149472307
Terry? Inferior to Damian and got robbed

>>149472320
Cool, at least the animation will be worth watching

>>149472326
no we're not

>there's actually a good chance they'll give Miles the Kratos treatment
What's the point in having feats anymore?

>>149472349
what statements does Miles have? isn't he just outliers and scaling to guys who scale to guys who scale to guys?

>>149472304
Is it true Kratos does not see human beings as people with emotions, families, and lives, but instead as pawns- "pawns" in his "big game". Whatever that means.

>>149472367
what?

>>149472360
Yes, and that's what exactly they gave to Kratos for the win.

>>149472360
He fought Peter once, got past his Spider-Sense because of a special interaction then shocked Peter which knocked him out for a bit so he naturally scales above everybody Peter has ever defeated from Firelord to the One Above All

>>149472281
I don't give a single fuck about this matchup and BnH is actual garbage. But I hate capeshit even more, so I'm rooting for Deku

>>149472376
no he got the win because of statements and shit

>>149472375
Right? Was really out of pocket for Kratos to say that.

>>149472307
The strongest member of the bat clan

>>149472385
>Ignore Spin scaling directly to Peter who beat Firelord
>Ignore Spin being able to punch Knull hard enough to make him recoil and drop Eddie Brock when Sentry got one shot
Spin is going to win. Marvel scaling is ridiculous.

>>149472403
...is Bruce Wayne.

>>149472360
He zapped fin fang foom in a gag comic once

>>149467705
I really don’t look forward to this becoming an episode because Pennywise is the most incomprehensible character that will get on the show.

The most obvious factor being that powerscalers can’t read and the only book-only thing that gets discourse is the child sex scene, because this leaves out things like the losers club being help by a higher power.

And when you bring this up, they assume maturin, probably the second book-only that gets discourse, when actually, it’s a another cosmic being know as The Other, who the book describes as being the creator of Martuin and pennywise in the book and very likely Gan from the Dark tower series.

In short, Pennywise is one of the most normie-proof character that will get on the show

>>149472408
what does that have to do with what I said?
>>149472412
where's the statements like Kratos?

>>149467705
Freddy is for Jason.

>>149472411
...'s son Terry Mcginnis!

>>149472307
I thought the fight was good but was there anyone say terry got outside help because of Bruce's hacking skills?

Character A has consistent feats that put him at multiversal level.
Character B can only rely on statements saying he's above multiverse level when his actual feats disprove this.
Character C is the same as Character B except he relys on chainscaling to other people who are above multiversal level.
>The average rational powerscaler: "Since character has actual feats, he beats both Character B and C."
>Death Battle: "Even though Character A has consistent feats, Character B has statements and Character C can scale to other powerful characters. Therefore, Character B and Character C both beat Character A."

>>149472432
Spin's zaps apparently having the power of like a 1000 electros

>>149472438
Fuck OFFFFF

>>149472440
...'s master Bruce Wayne.

>>149466954 (OP)
why

>>149472458
...'s pimp Spider-Man.

>>149472447
isn't the 1000 electros shit from a Spiderverse story and wasn't even for Miles? besides I don't think 1000 electros wouldn't be enough

>>149472441
Technically with how they set up the fight it was supposed to be like snake vs Sam where both had a support character to feed them into/give advice plus Bruce is pretty much in Terry's ear every time he put the suit on because of how much Bruce worries for the kid. But I 100% see how Bruce can be considered outside help since unlike Miguel he isn't an ai in Terry's suit

>>149472465
Is Terry still a thing after Damian?

>>149472461
It's because most of their heroes are street tiers. If they didn't have cosmic bullshit, they would get stomped, so they look for one obscure comic panel from 20 years that shows Batman punching Doomsday in the face once.

>>149472461
A Gorilla would never do this btw. They'd run the fuck away from a tall green dude who's yells shake the ground. Be real. I dont think Gorilla's even attack people. They are just giant chill dudes that look scary sometimes they dont have to fight.

>Miles jobs in basket ball
it's over

>>149472493
>This Hindu chick could solo all of MHA at Basketball due to scaling
Oof

>>149472504
>Hindu
Kamala is Muslim

>>149472476
Probably not but he did have a comic as recently as 2023

If Death Battle scaled Marvel characters like they do now, then Hulk, Wolverine, Captain Marvel, Jean Grey and others would've won their fights.

>>149472510
Same difference

>>149472418
Being an "interdimensional cosmic entity" means fuck all if you don't have actual feats

>>149472520
Hulk and Jean would still lose. Wolverine and Captain Marvel would win their fights.

>>149472534
Hulk would win tho.

>>149472523
nta but he does have hax like the Deadlights where just glancing at it can instantly kill you or age you buy decades and drive you insane if you're lucky. Biggest issue with Pennywise though is that he's an absolute retard due to plot induced stupidity.

>>149472523
Silly powerscaler! Haven't learn anything at all? It doesn't matter if your character has actual feats when the enemy is gigaversal with boundless speed because of one statement from an obscure piece of media despite evidence to the contrary.

>>149472554
Cant you just look away? It activating its headlights makes it so vulnerable a normal person can rip It's hear out. If youre not afraid of It you basically auto win.

>couldn't even get to 1610 waiting

>rip It's hear out

>>149472566
That's another example of him being retarded. There'd be nothing stopping him from pinning people down with his strength that can rip hundreds of people apart and just showing them the Deadlights.

>>149472523
How are you suppose to demonstrate cosmic feats? While I’m a feats > lore guy, cosmic entities should be the exception because there suppose to be beyond our comprehension and therefore we can’t comprehend feats that put them at there level.

>>149472576
Because we all know Miles wins.

Just saw the episode, looks like scaling and statements win again! Next time is Goku vs Sonic? Holy fuck!

>>149472588
If youre not afraid it loses all it's power so pinning down the adversary wouldnt work. I think thats why it always went after kids. It was easier to scare them.

HOLY FUARK! I JUST WATCHED THE EPISODE AND KINGTOS APPEARED TO ONE-SHOT DEKU WITH HIS BOUNDLESS SPEED!

>>149467602
Doom Chud really flopped huh? They tried to pull an Omniman Vs. Homelander and failed miserably.

>>149467602
>7 episodes since the new season began
>Only 2 have been any good
Was it worth it?

>>149472702
No.

is the music up anywhere?

>>149472493
what's with stretchy powers and basketball?

>>149472719
Nope.

>>149472685
To be fair people voted for that shit, it was outside of their control

>>149472554
> plot induced stupidity.

Funny you should mention that because if you knew more about Gan and his nature with the Stephen king multiverse, then Pennywise was quite literally given plot induce stupidity, assuming you also don’t interpret as the losers club being granted in-universe plot armor

>>149472725
Space Jam made 1 billion dollars in Japan alone.

>>149472604
Well not losing pathetically to children and normal people, twice, is a decent start

>Scaling
>Statements
That's how you know your HERO is a fraud, its even more hilarous when you ask for actual and can only Say "Y character did it so X can too"

>>149467150
Catwoman.

>>149472826
>featcuck seethe
Cope.

>>149472826
Post your feet, feet boy

>>149472785
>Normal People

This is another thing that will make the wait time annoying because there will normies using statements like this because they are in denial that the same book with the child sex scene also have kids that gets amped by a Greater God to defeat another God.

Tranime sister hold me tight...
I don't think we're making it....

Feet sister hold me tight...
I don't think we're making it....

>>149472900
NONCE FORCE WINS BABY

Capeshit sister hold me tight...
I don't think we're making it....

>>149472956
Why?

Kira vs Adachi is actually closer than you think. it's not a stomp

Shounen sister hold me tight...
I don't think we're making it...

>>149472959
because some shilled shitter is going to die I guess, don't really need to worry unless Miles somehow wins

>>149472981
the KINGtos Scholar will win

>Deku: "You are a monster no longer"
>Miles: "I dindu nuffin"

FeatsChads we're winning this one

>>149472972
Not really if Kira doesn't get the element of surprise. Kira has no answer to just getting Ziodyne'd. He'd also most likely be terrified so he could also get punked by Ghastly Wail.

Bites the Dust is also kind of useless in a 1v1

>>149473019
>Feet
>Doesnt post feet
Laaame

15 minutes left... who wins?
i hope its deku.

>>149473060
It'll its just feats Deku wins. If Spin gets Marvel cosmology scaling he wins.

>>149473060
Definitely not the cuck

also; whats your bets for next time?

My bet is Ruby vs Maka if that isnt 200

>>149473060
We've been over this.
Deku if Miles doen't get chainscaling.
Miles if he does.

I literally don't care

>>149473086
i like getting multiple people's opinions on it, sorry man

>>149473085
Hulk vs Godzilla than Aang vs Traveler. I'm pretty condifent Ruby vs Maka is 200

>>149473100
Trangveler is my second guess. Hulkzilla seems like one of those fights to carry 200 hype on

>>149473067
Damn,but which one?

If my hero Deku wins I will come out as trans!

>>149473096
Youre good idk why hes beeing a grumosaur. Obviously you ask for everyone's final thoughts before the fight.

>>149473125
Redditor...

>>149473085
Ruby vs Maka will be the 200 to celebrate that RWBY isn't dead (which is a fucking shame)

>>149473060
Don't particularly care much for the matchup but rooting Miles as I don't like Deku. Plus that outcome would be funnier.

Also guessing Hulkzilla next for the summer blockbuster.

>>149473125
Miles wins no matter what. More colonizing buck breaking for him!

>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL MYSTERY MEAT FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA...?
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
* Smashes camera replaying Miles and Ochako's sex session against wall in fit of anger*
>SEVEN QUIRKS A QUIRKING!! THIS IS A JAPANESE BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A JAPANESE BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH MY BVLL!!?
>HOLY PLUS ULTRA!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY WHEN I BECAME A TEACHER!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE #1 KEK HERO IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING PALE JAPANESE BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A JAPBABY!!! AND HE'S GOT HAIR TOO!!! IF HE HAD NO HAIR I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS DEADPOOL'S (who solos my verse btw) BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A GREEN HAIRED KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT JAP BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA DETROIT SMASH THATJAPFUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY JUMP LISCENSED FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL PUNCH YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT ALL MIGHT'S GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
>I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!

Five minutes left.

With Godzilla doing a bunch of crossovers I wonder if they're going to hit the iron while it's hot or make it the season finale since it would be a hype one

>>149473144
Summer Blockbuster is Jaws vs Jurassic Park Trex.
>Both from Spielberg movies
>Relatively similar size
>Summer blockbusters
>Animals

>>149473174
There are no real "seasons" unless you just mean by year at this point. I don't think they'll save Hulkzilla for the end of the year.

>>149473060
I dislike them both but think Miles is actively a cancer to Spider-Man and comics as a whole meanwhile Deku is just another shonen protagonist so I hope Deku black whips the black

>>149473186
Boring matchup since T-Rex would win on land and Jaws would win on water

KKKKKIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGLLLLLLEEEESSSSS

>>149472735
Still, they thought catering to Doom fans would work, but then Doom The Dark Ages flopped badly, and also completely contradicted their results.

>>149473186
Jaws is for the Shark Movie Battle Royal

>>149473196
>Land vs Water is boring
i disagree

>>149473196
Trex are actually pretty good swimmers. Jaws is also shown to be able to survive a for a decent amount of time on land in Jaws unleashed. Could probably jump out of the water and oull the Rex in. The issue is the Rex would likely be fighting back with its giant claws. Idk i think its a cool fight.

>>149473158
K, b, c

>only 5k waiting for the premier at launch
Yikes

It's time.

It was great shitposting with you gentlemen

>>149473225
I wish they had Jaws fight Spongebob instead of Aquaman
Idunno why I just think it would've been funnier then what we got

Dekubros its over...

>Death Battle calling him Spider-Man and not Spin
How uncultured of them.

MILESTOS

Deku's quirks aren't genetic since they were given to him. Already a counter for Deku.

>genetic mutations
Yeah, Venom shot is winning this one

>They are scaling Miles to Peter
Oh FUCK

>Pointing out how Miles' venom is super effective against mutants
Dekucks pucker up, statements and pseudoscience is winning

They mentioned miles venom blast affecting genetically altered people dekubros...

>>149473302
Calling finisher

"Nah, I'mma do my own thing."
and he venom wrecks Deku

>>149473225
T-Rexes got absolutely raped by Mosasaurs whenever they were dumb enough to go on beaches in their own time-period. If T-rex fights Jaws in water, he isn't going to be winning that one

No matter who loses, it's a capeshit loss, which is fine by me.

"side by side"
lmao

>>149473306
At this point they may as well do that because they keep giving Miles new powers to compensate for his lack of character development

So... this is composite Miles?

Peter humiliation ritual continues even in an unrelated death battle

>Insomniac Miles
KWAB!!

Oh fuck off with the anyone could be spider-man shit

>>149473335
I guess so.

>>149473335
Miles with Peter upscaling

>an oscar
Holy shit what can Deku even do now?

ok so how do the calcs compare to what Shigaraki got?

I missed the miles part, are MHA fags cooked?

>>149473348
Hit him really REALLY hard!

I can't wait to see Miles fuck up a jap
I can't wait to see Deku whip a nigga

Deku needs to behead Miles and Milesfags.

>>149473358
They scaled him to Peter, so take that what you will.

I dislike both

"Stan said Spider-Man is his favorite and Miles is Spider-Man so you have to like him."
They're really trying to play that?

They are both capeslop.

>>149473358
Yes, lasers=lightspeed

>>149473302
>>149473311
Well, technically Miles has to hit Deku 7 times, right?

They didn't give Miles shit, it's over... Capesisters it was nice knowing ya

>>149473358
Het got scaled to Peter, so it depends on how far their willing to go for Peter.

>>149473380
Yes.

SUPER DUPER DIAPER
BIG MESSY SHARTS
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

>>149473393
>>149473387

I actually thought the animation for Miles vs. Deku was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.

Even if you disagree about Deku losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Miles to take little damage. It also put Miles in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Deku, and let Miles show how far he had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as him. He wasn't just fighting Deku, he was TEACHING Deku. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Miles would take the lessons he learned and help someone who was just like him.

If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Miles reunite with his father, but it feels weird to have him just stand there and take that punch.

I haven't watched Deku's animr though (but after watching this fight I think I might watch a recap) so I might be missing stuff but as a big Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse fan I thought they did Miles justice and from what I saw they treated Deku with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?

>They called Deku a beta male and his Bully, Sigma Male
Holy shit lol

No matter what Deku loses and proves MHA can only win by beating street tiers.

HOLY SHIT SMOKESCREEN!

Miles will win because as Asian man Deku is more privileged than him

>>149473408
I mean, are they wrong?

>>149473411
TRVTH NUKE!

How come they didn't give Miles herald scaling or whatever, surely he's been in the same room as some universe buster or some shit at one point and poked them

>>149473408
It is true

>cloud feat skipped
yup yup that's going to be what gives him the win

Idk what miles can do to deku given their analysis. It seems like an obvious stomp so far.

>>149473411
>Deku got DESTROYED by Asta
>All Might got GAPED by Gai
>Only Shiggy DOMINATED Mahiro
Horibros, why are our Villains STRONGER than our Heroes?

>>149473436
They already said he's more than a match for Peter so that could easily apply for it

>>149473436
who the fuck is Heald

>>149473437
>Survives the recoil of his attacks
kek

>peaked in HS
>If not for the pity suit
Damn, that went hard

deku is going to lose, they are telegraphing it so hard

ZAMN... D.u.m.m.i is double cheeked up...

Man MORO always makes top notch stuff

>Miles attacked first
it's over for him

>Friendly greeting and sparring
And somehow this ends with one of them killing the other

Unironically I hope they both lose.

THAT'S the Deku voice??
FWAHAHHAHAHA

I'm not watching, who's winning

Damn Deku

Miles sisters...

That was a really, really floaty fight.

Well shit.

Hahahahaha
Hahahahahaha
Hahahahahaha hahahahahaha

>>149473480
Deku

CHAINSCALING FAGS EMERGENCY MEETING!

that kinda sucked even if the shots looked pretty

That sucked, lol

Miles stop blowing up you faggot

Frankly i want both of these to just end up taking each other out.

Miles bros... our BBC...

Fuck! I was wrong!

WHIPPED

I'm watching. I couldn't tell who won.

The shortest fight fucking ever

YEAAAAAAAAH GET FUCKING DICKED DOWN YOU FUCKING INDUSTRY PLAAAAAAANT

Wow that sucked

okay cool next fight

>No Deku Overlay form
Lame.

https://youtu.be/nkdFyPvyYJM?t=150
IT'S HARD NOT TO KILL NIGGAS
ITS LIKE AN EVERYDAY JOB NOT TO KILL NIGGAS
YEAH, IT'S HARD NOT TO KILL NIGGAS
ITS LIKE AN EVERYDAY JOB NOT TO KILL NIGGAS

>they admit scaling to Peter wasn't enough
OHNONONONONONONO

What even was that finishing blow

That was fucking horrible ass fight. Too short.

That was quick lol

I'll take aang vs genshin impact now.

SCALINGNIGGERS BTFO

This is a stain on Moro's rep desu

shittlaking miles aside
was the part where miles hits deku out of his web a callback to spidey vs bats?

>analyzing and strategies
Since fucking when?

>>149473480
Miles

The QR Code in the fight leads to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

That was it? That was the fight? We wasted Death Battle slot on this shit?

>>>>>>>>>>>>deku can destroy vibranium with the embers of OFA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

finally Kino

>>149473538
Literally fucking NEVER lmao
Miles should have won but I'm personally salty they both didn't die
actual literal fucking pity win for MHA LMAOOOOOOOO

HULKSISSIES!!!

>Miles has the worst fight ever
Yep that tracks

My name is Izuku Midoriya and I can only beat street tiers.

HOLY SHIT HULKZILLA

CALLED IT

IT BEGINS

HULKZILLA

I cant be the only one who thought Spiderman won from the animation

I WAS RIGHT!!! LET'S GOOOOO!!

>hulkzilla
I see.

Oh no Hulk is going to go 0-3!

IT'S TIME ZILLABROS

Oh boy. I hate you nigers. AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hulk VS Godzilla

>Godzilla vs Hulk
Aren't they literally fighting right now in the comics? Poor timing.

Finally, the fight /db/ has been begging for

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Hulkzilla next
Oh man, next few weeks are gonna be fuuuun

>hulkzilla is actually next
Ohnonono

>>149473546
Its two characters that are just basic bitches, it was inevitable.

>Next match is Godzilla vs Hulk
Ah fuck...

>They brought Miles back for a second episode before Peter
>Just to kill him again anyway
Cringe or based?

Thank God this fucking shit matchup is done.

BLACK FATIGUE

>Hulkzilla
they are ABSOLUTELY going to use the current comic for this, making it fully redundant

>miles scales to peter
>peter scales to the entire marvel cosmology
it's another kylemon situation, deku>entirety of marvel

RIP MILES
BRO GOT BEAT BY A KEK
BBC FOREVER

>Hulkzilla waiting period
How fucked are these threads?

>>149473406
>Even if you disagree about Deku losing,
Deku won though.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY DEATH BATTLE DARKIE

>>149473577
>I'm the ultimate spiderman

TIME FOR AN ACTUAL WAITING PERIOD
OHHHHH NOOOOO

>more hype for hulkzilla ITT than for the actual episode's veredict
KEK

>They had to have Deku glazes Miles in the end to appease the milesniggers

>They have to get Hulk vs Zilla in before Zilla BTFOs Hulk like he did Thor in the crossover
HULKSISSIES HE'S GONNA GO 0-3

>What I tell ya? Niggas can't fight!

>>149473585
/a/ wins again

>>149473585
B-But that means...Class 1-A solos my verse....

>>149473567
>>149473566
>>149473572
>>149473573
>>149473576
Welp, I'm not touching these threads for awhile

Godzilla is a tranny therefore Hulk wins

>>149473585
Deku wholeheartedly got a pity win don't compare that limp dicked faggot to my goat Simon

>0 cuck posts
>just pure debating
you ready Hulkbros?

I've been waiting for this. Go get him Big G.

>The music wasn't a new version of mighty
>It was meh rap
Miles your shit taste in music ruined everything.

>>149473577
cringe because Deku literally doesn't deserve to lose for no reason
how the FUCK is OFA going to break Vibranium
ALSO THEY DID THE FUCKING THING *AGAIN* WHERE DEKU IS TRYING TO THINK BUT ALL HE DOES IS PUNCH REALLY REALLY HARD

>>149473594
We discussed Ash vs Yugi more than this shitshow, Deku and Miles are both that boring

>>149473591
HEY 7-BIE I'M TALKING TO YOU

>>149473602
Sorry ruckus, we should have never doubted you...

Now will Niko anon finally got his fight he deserved

>>149473614
The cuck posting was funny though. Got me through it.

HULKZILLA FUCK YEAH!

>>149473622
Ash stomps btw

Should've been Broly vs Goji

>>149473592
more like the ultimate disappointment, 0-2 is shameful

Sex with Godzilla

>>149473638
>fight Godzilla EFFORTLESSLY wins

What the fuck was that direction, tho?

I thought they had Miles absorb the final attack and explode it back onto deku, who died in a guts like manner before seeing rhe result saying deku won

>MHA villain is the only good fight out of 3 the franchise had now.

Can´t say im surprised, but its still funny.

>>149473621
Idk, seems like they kept the Peter scsling on the down low. Didn't even mention firelord. Doesnt really matter Hulk vs Godzilla next time!

>>149473634
Not with Yugi's statements and scaling, who cares if his team statstomps harder

The fight itself felt too limp wristed. As if they didn't want to make either of them actually hurt each other.

>>149473616
>>149473616

>>149473638
Broly claps nodiff
Nuly doesn't

>imma do mah own thang
>*dies*

>>149473638
Have to appease the Hulkbros with another one of the matchups they've been begging for

Oh yeah there will be no cucking.
Hulkzilla gets FAGGY

>>149472748
Doc....Don't assault jordan sama....

>>149473646
Deku got up while Miles was literally reduced to nothing

>Hi there Mr. Spiderman!
>Hey Deku!
>Wanna have a friendly spar?
>Sure, show me what can you do!
>Fucking murders him

>>149473643
>...Because he fold Broly's laundry so well Broly chooses to spare him.

>hulk vs CHUDzilla is next
The Ass Void is coming for you kaijufags!!!!

Isn't it weird how they mentioned the venom blast doing shit to genetics but it did nothing to Deku's genetic abomination of a quirk?

>>149473643
Then I guess Godzilla also effortlessly wins this match up too since Broly beat Hulk.

>>149473671
Deku didn't know Miles was that weak

>>149473638
Hulk needs a W desperately
Also Godz is reserved for clapping Goku's cheeks

OH NO HES GONNA GO 0-3!

>>149473671
Deku is a scaling fag and thought Miles was Herald level

>>149473670
yeah but i thought miles absorbed the last attack, exploded it back at deku like before and deku just died in a heroic manner

>>149473691
He's getting Ass Void scaling!! So he'll win!!

>>149473671
Deku is a moron that can only punch harder

>>149473671

>>149473679
NOT IF ME AND MY RADIOACTIVE BREATH HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT, AND WE DO!

>>149473621
The same vibranium that jobbed to a teenager girl? I guess it is made from materialized space ala xeeleee now..

>>149473719
>They arnt using composite Godzilla
>Its minus one Godzilla
I guess Hulk's winning this.

>>149473529
The fight was stupid to start with, and the fight was the perfect length since Deku is many, many, many times stronger than Miles. It was a wrap the minute Deku took the fight away from a civilian area a started tossing buildings at Miles. In a fight between the two, the only hope Miles had would to be to keep Midoriya in a crowded city so that he can't use his full strength, and then spam Venom Blasts until Deku is KO'd. They even tried scaling Miles' durability to Falcon and his speed to Peter even though Peter is physically superior They even combined comic, Spiderverse and games Miles, and it still wasn't enough because Miles cannot do shit like pic related. This should have never been a match-up to begin with. But seeing Miles go 0-2 is funny.

>>149473642
More like godzilla fucking hulk

>>149473647
Five fights. All Might vs Might Guy. Todoroki vs Zuko. Deku vs Asta. Shigaraki vs Mahito. Mile vs Deku.
All Might vs Might Guy had the best fight, was made by Torrian, and 3D. Also had the best song with Mighty.

>They didn't do that thing everyone was talking about where Spider blasts Deku with the venom stuff and Deku unparalyzes himself with that one ability

>>149473724
This but Ash after punching Yugi

>>149473736
Xeeleez nuts

>>149473776
The All Might one im surprised i forgot, that one was great. The Todoroki one i completely forgot ever happened.

>>149473797
How would he react to the xeelee anyways? And most importantly, could he along with the xeelee defeat the photino birds without non standard outerversal nukes type of shit.

Deku should have said Asian Lives Matter before killing Deku as a sign of defiance against his people's oppressors.

>>149473815
*killing Miles

>>149473810
>spoiler
It REALLY depends on who's writing it, but if it's the 2nd then I'd say most likely yes
Doctor Who has had a big problem with writing good episodes as of the last few Docs

>>149473780
Susie solos the hulk desu

>>149473796
I want that Zangoose suit.

OH NO
HES GONNA GO
THE FUCK AWAY AFTER THE NEXT FIGHT

>>149473992
Im so happy

>>149473815
He commits suicide to become a martyr?

I started this era off with only one of my favourite characters winning a death battle and now im at three. Maybe Warner really is my enemy.

>>149474007
I fixed it and you didnt bother to see the correction that's not my problem. Go back to Israel.

>>149474068
I like my interpretation better.

>>149473737
Proof?

>>149474138
Moro said it on the discord.

>>149473520
Yeah, I thought Miles won the way Deku ended up on the ground after his attack.

>>149473992
lol no

>>149474184
Proof?

going off the trend, 201 will be Yuji vs Denji.
animated by MORO

>>149474349
More like Yuji vs Naruto.

>Another corny respectful death
Honestly at this very moment the biggest reason I'm happy for Godzilla and Hulk because they are not gonna be able to force that shit.

>>149474385
they will be

>>149474404
Doom Slayer didn't do it, so they're still willing to have this kind of shit happen. Hulk and Godzilla aren't the "Damn, you fought real hard and you're super neat-o" types.

>>149474466
true, but there is room for a respectful ending. Hulk has modes/personalities/forms/whatever that are more capable of talking and philosophizing and empathizing, and Godzilla being considered a tragic monster, 'too big, too strong' to live in the world is a very old take to the franchise.
Not saying it's guaranteed, but it's not impossible. I figure it'll be something closer to Manhunter vs Surfer

>>149474466
If Hulk wins it likely will be respectful and just like Godzilla turning to dust. Godzilla would likely not be sentimental to Hulk so if he wins it'll probably just be Hulk being vaporized.

>>149474501
At least if Hulk wins, we're bound to get an "Exploding into gibs" ending.

>>149473647
Guy VS Might was good

Which Godzilla are they using?

>>149474520
True form Godzilla isnt made of flesh so it will likely just fade into nothing if Hulk kills it. Hulk might bloody up Godzilla's avatar though.

>>149474466
Master Chief was treated like shit in that fight animation.

>>149474649
So? That's a good thing. He was the loser.

>>149474649
It was weird he didnt get any forerunner weapons.

>>149472184
>Why wouldn't I assume their stats are relatively even?
Because they aren't.
If we discount all the statement wank and reverse-chronological scaling, Yugi doesn't have much at all.
Look at the VSBW profiles for the original series Yu-Gi-Oh characters and go to the manga section. There's literally no speed feats and the Gods peak at Large Town level via that Obelisk storm panel that gets posted here. The stats are where they are just because they aren't pulling scaling from stuff that happens in GX.
Even the storm feat is contentious by more moderate powerscaling standards (remember the Zappy comics?), but Ash should surpass it just by onscreen anime feats and sensible scaling. Off the top of my head Buneary freezing a lake is only a tier below that calc-wise and fully evolved Pokemon should be much stronger.
And you don't really need to argue for FTL Pokemon when the other guy literally does not have speed feats to use. I understand that people may not like VSBW, but this series ended 20 years ago and all they do is post feats and make calcs, even if they're redundant. If there were speed feats they'd be there. Even OS anime characters with the cross-series scaling peak at like hypersonic and I presume that's with generous scaling still.