>Blue Moon Nursery reference in the latest Smurf movie
Okay that's good one. Didn't expect to see such a deep cut.

it's so wild seeing /co/ having absolutely no fucking opinion whatsoever about this movie

>>149471914 (OP)
>>149472097
Isn't that a screenshot from the series

>>149472097
Who the fuck wants to waste even a minute of their time watching a Smurfs movie starring fucking James Corden? I'd rather be repeatedly kicked in the balls for 90 minutes.

>>149472192
That's going to be the Notalgia Critic's review of it

>>149472097
Why am I supposed to have an opinion? I have no sentimental attachment to the Smurfs. I never grew up with the show. My only knowledge of Smurfs comes from pop culture references and parodies. Whether a Smurf movie is good or bad means nothing to me.

>>149471914 (OP)
>>149472097
>OP wasted money to see this film in hopes to find allusions to an obscure torture porn fanfic in any shape of form
I can't help but respect the dedication. Glad you had fun, OP.

Didn't the autist that wrote that fic get doxxed? I remember hearing he was a lawyer who likes baking cakes and other mundane shit. That's way scarier than the alternative.

>RIHANNA
>IS
>SMURFETTE

>>149472097
What is there to say? Smurfs is the most milquetoast property ever created. Nothing done with these blue little shits is remarkable.

>>149471914 (OP)
>>149472286
What the hell are you talking about?

>>149472097
I think the Smurf's movie is smurf

>>149472097
No one likes the Smurfs

>>149476040
Infamous fanfiction where smurf babies are killed in snuff style torture films

I just saw Mark Kermode's review of this, not as entertaining or brutal as I expected, at least not until the very end.
>Do you know what the best thing about the film was?
>There was a Spongebob short at the beginning of it.

>>149471914 (OP)
this movie looks like some nortubel shit

I mean, funny if true but I ain't watchin this shit just for one really obscure internet reference

>>149472097
saw it for free. it's a perfectly cromulent movie for toddlers. a couple moments made me smirk. 3/10, not enough gargamel

>>149471914 (OP)
haha no way
>>149476092
>Infamous fanfiction where smurf babies are killed in snuff style torture films
from the perspective of a volunteer aide who goons to handling the aftermath, that's the memorable part.

>>149472097
This movie made me want to fuck smurfette more than usual. I think it’s the eyes

>>149472097
>it's so wild seeing /co/ having absolutely no fucking opinion whatsoever about this movie

Why would /co/ pay attention to the recent movie? It's very clear from the trailer that the movie is meant only for little kids.

>>149476892
That's the main thing this movie can do. See if it increases interest in Smurfette Rule 34.

>>149476040
Torture porn fic with hurt/comfort elements. It gets wild before abruptly ending.

>>149473449
I hate that so many modern animated movies are just advertising vehicles for big-name actors.

>4th place with 11 million

HA.

>>149477777
fucking wasted digits

>>149477777
This fills me with a strange satisfaction.

>>149477777
W-what happened to Snickers?

>>149477777
I think this is the first time I've seen something as unholy as Blue Moon get these sorts of digits... What the actual hell.

>>149471914 (OP)

I watched smurfs when i was a kid and it never occurred to me that gargamel created smurfet to purposely undermine the smurfs society.

>>149478744
He’s not himself when he’s hungry.

I remember Snydercultist were saying this movie would take major money away from Superman
Shit was funny

I'm not watching thiS cheap corpo SLOOOOOP!!

>>149472097
Smurfette has blonde hair and Rhianna's blatantly-not-right-for-Smurfette voice.
I heard that and I just went "nope" and stopped giving even a fraction of a fuck about any other aspect of the movie. Nothing against her, but holy shit was she miscast.

million pity

I'm not well versed in Smurfs but isn't their whole shtick that each one of them has a really basic personality/occupation? I don't get how you can translate that into a feature with an overarching plot and stuff. An TV show makes more sense at least.

Did they have a Smurf version of Chris Brown and have him smack Smurfette around?

>>149471914 (OP)
I mean sure, why not? No one cares about this IP anymore besides old farts over 60. Might as well give it to a bunch of shitposters so they can go nuts with it.

>>149477777
Heh, the worst thing about this is that the author doesn't know how to use a possessive apostrophe on a word ending in S.

>>149477777
Let's not forget the occasional tidbit of self-aware (?) humor.

>>149472097
It’s a baby movie you fucking pedophile

>>149484056
>>149477777
BMN thread? It's funny that the guy who wrote it was some boring middle age dad.

>>149472097
If I wanted to post my opinion that no one would read, I'd post it on Letterboxd.

Smurfs is a subpar movie. The stunt casting is beyond belief. There's a musical celebrity Paradox with the disco having Rihanna's "Please don't stop the music." Far too often the plot just stops to leave room to talk, exposit, and explain, even in crisis situations. The animation leaves something to be desired as the linework they simulate is bizarre and somewhat jittery. Nothing interacts in the real world segments. They don't even step on the grass. I was left wondering why they have "real world" segments at all. They don't even bother to lipsync to the main dance number at the start of the movie. I saw that being played to WAP and somehow that was even more fitting.

In a crowded theater, my experience was:

A kids cried at the sight of the Poots. There was heavy snoring by the time they got Mad Max-y in Australia. Someone put up a tablet in front of their kid after the escape from the castle. The joke that most landed was "Kick@$$ Smurf."

OP's image is not a screenshot from Smurfs (2025).

>>149481909
The plot of the last two movies is that the protagonist smurf doesn't know his or her place in the village and has to find one.

>Budget $58 million
That's surprisingly low for an animated flick, and one pestered with celebrities at that.

>>149471914 (OP)
In what way though?

>>149471914 (OP)
That is something, alright

>>149472097
It's absurd that you expect anyone to care about the latest Smurfs abomination

>>149471914 (OP)
Why are they blue though?

>>149486290
I imagine the budget went something like
Rihanna is Smurfette, $25 million dollars
James Cordon, $20 million dollars
The rest of the Celebrities like Jimmy Kimmel, Nick Kroll, Marshmello for $5 million dollars
and the actual budget / rest of the budget of $8 million went to pay some guys in Quebec, Vancouver, and/or Montreal to animate.

>>149472109
correct. do not believe his lies.

>>149489725
You have to factor the marketing in somewhere. Animation was likely even cheaper than than that.

>>149483199
guro is a very niche genre. not a lot of professional level artists or native english speakers making that stuff

>>149489963
Marketing budget is usually separate from movie budget, and it's usually matching like half the movie budget.

>>149477861
Come back when YOU make a million, hobo.

The Smurfs presents:
RIHANNA IS SMURFETTE tm

Love how no one ITT besides 2 or 3 anons questioned OP's pic. This shitty movie is a massive bomb.

>>149490224
I don't think anybody really cared. BMN is genuinely a more interesting topic.

>>149471914 (OP)
How is this a reference?

>>149489750
I dislike that they renamed Clockwork Smurf Diaper Daddy in this reboot. Also as someone who really likes the 80s cartoon as a soft fantasy adventure show I wish they'd do more of that than all this bland comedy shit. Smurfs is at its best when it's telling stories about magic and adventure.

>>149476458
what's the spongebob short about?

>>149472097
I saw it. It was kinda funny, there was a scene at the end where they censored a smurf saying Ass and "Smurf" but it made it sound like he said fuck