Thread 149477902

A thread for the best comic character of all time.

Total Spider Love.

I h8 this 8itch!

>>149478974
Nice cosplay

Complete and utter lack of taste. That is what people who like this crap have

>>149477902 (OP)
Stand aside for the true top babe

you already got your last Vriska thread nuked, no Vriska themed thread will ever exist on this board she's retarded and stupid.

>>149482346
Word, this is an Aranea thread now
>>149479038
>>149480518
I can appreciate your 8s though

>>149482590
holy based I love Aranea. She mogs the fuck out of Vriska so hard it's ridiculous

>>149482346
>>149482590
>>149483073
Vriska is still stronger than Aranea, but she *did* hypno-sleep Roxy, so...

>>149484021
I also wanna fuck her a thousand times more than I do Areanea

>>149484158
why though? She's so mean and Aranea is so nice

>>149484158
Vriska in a snapback…uooohh…

>>149484021
>vriska is still stronger than Aranea
false.

>>149484158
That's really generous to Aranea.

Aranea should've been a permanent part of the cast. If she got the ring of life before Vriska corrupted her into a manipulative villain (even though her motivation was just (Aranea did nothing wrong)), she wouldn't've gone evil and would've been WAAAAAY more helpful then Vriska was. Anything Vriska can do Aranea can do, but just better. All hail Kindfang I love her so much

>>149484650
What have you got against evil people?

i think the dancestors SUCK

Vriska anal

John shouldn't've retconned Vriska's death. The entirety of the story became worse the longer she was relevant. The series only ever really fell off after Aranea left the picture. After that, everything went to shit. It's sad really. Homestuck had so much potential

>>149484695
think again, but do it right this time

>>149484692
evil people r mean :(

sometimes I wish i was a scorpio so i could be closer connected to aranea spiritually. I weep at night knowing this will never be the case

>goes into vriska thread
>talks about Aranea
I think I might be on to something here

Aranea is literally just "vriska but nice" which honestly is just so based because I love nice people. She's also cuter than that DYKE so that's a huge plus

I honestly don't get why Vriska is so popular. She's literally just a 8itch. That's basically her entire character. An attention-seeking spider 8itch. If I could go back in time I would force Hussie to replace Vriska with Aranea and the story would be better for it

>>149484908
>8KB

Vriska owes me hatesex, but Aranea? Passionate, loving, wholesome, baby(grub?)-making, sweaty, raw continuous lovemaking

>>149484952
she is very compact

>>149484908
>vriska but nice
so vriska but not vriska
like at a certain point you have to realize being a sexy bad girl is vriska's whole appeal

Vriska's made for ryona and torture and abuse but not rape because that's too far

>>149484945
Vriska isn’t popular. Much like Hussie, she’s very well-known but universally loathed. There’s something about the hypnofetishism of her character that triggers the fuck out of people who aren’t supposed to be reading it.

>>149485017
well yes, basically. Aranea is the opposite of everything I HATE about Vriska, which makes her best troll in my eyes. I also can't understand being attracted to Vriska when she literally cripples Tavros. Like if you wanted some of that crazy 8itch pussy she'd just fucking kill you and feed you to her lusus. Aranea on the other hand, would let you rawdog if you let her infodump at you

>>149485067
>Like if you wanted some of that crazy 8itch pussy she'd just fucking kill you and feed you to her lusus.
sex with an insane hot chick followed by the sweet release of death is all i could ever ask for

>>149485038
I don't believe you. I mean, main male characters aside, I'm pretty sure she gets the most fanmade content out of anyone. Plus every HS thread there's like 33 posts about Vriska, leaving my poor, dear sweet Aranea to be forgotten about. If she's not popular then she's infamous. She's very notable, unfortunately. 3/4 of her screentime should've been given to basically any other troll to flesh out the characters Hussie pumped out

>>149485111
damn for real? wouldn't you rather a nice girl tell you she loves you whilst you fuck her, and then not get vored to death? I just don't get it

>>149485153
i am extremely tired of taking the lead and prefer dominant girls like vriska

I just think Vriska looks like a dyke. Compared to her goddess of a dancestor of course. Like look at her. I know people are just crazy for tomboys but come on. I just can't fathom being attracted to this creature, this cretin of sin. I'm repulsed really, but to each their own I suppose.

>>149485194
Yeah but Aranea would probably gentle dom you y'know? I hope one day you get untired of taking the lead anon, it kinda saddens me to hear that

>>149485213
Anon was put to sleep moments after typing this post.

Actually, speaking of which, it’s been a while since she posted in one of these threads, so let me ask: Vriska! If you’re reading this, say something funny to anon over here!

>>149485242
ha! as if some spider troll could put me to s

I'm thinking maybe I was too harsh with Vriska. Maybe she's alright.. I mean sure if she was real she'd probably be willing to kill me without hesitation, but who wouldn't want a cool girl to feed you to her weird giant alien spider mom/pet thing? I wonder what Aranea's lusus was like?

>>149485264
Hot…

I mean is there even an advantage to having 7 pupils in one eye? Does it, like, make you see light 8etter or something? Stupid spider troll, she doesn't even know that her weird eye isn't even beneficial and only makes her.more of a freak....Of course, I'm talking about Vriska, and not Aranea. Aranea's weird 7 pupil eye is cute

>>149485379
Vriska, did you type this post?

one man goes on a journey to psy-op HS fans (lol) into loving the right spider troll years after people actually cared about it. Will he succeed? Likely... Aranea is unfortunately significantly less popular than her bitch counterpart.

>>149485420
it's almost like there's a spider troll amongst us. She could 8e any one of us...

>>149485451
Uuugh, it’s been so long. I miss you every single day, seriously.

Only the highest quality spider posts made here. All hail kindfang and her gloriousness. I can't find any good pics of Aranea so just use your imagination, and think up a cute spider troll in a pirate costume

should've given that spider bitch a few extra arms. Just imagine her pull up to a fight with 4*8 eight-sided die. Like she'd be so based, but noooooo Hussie wanted to be a little fruity faggot man and now we only have two armed Vriska and Aranea. This is an injustice of the highest form

Finally got a nice enough picture of the best spider troll to post. Maybe this'll be a good thread

>>149485547
51 replies at midnight is a good roll.

>>149485565
51 replies at midnight? I'll have to post a good troll

>>149485595
goddamn that image is low quality as fuck I should've downloaded a better version. Only the best quality for the best troll

>>149485595
>cancer necklace
Ahh, I get it. You like seeing the nice girl ruined by an asshole.

I'd fucking KILL MYSELF if Aranea looked at me like this.. I wouldn't be able to handle making her disappointed, let alone angry in any way

>>149485644
fortunately the necklace has nothing to do with #2 worst troll (he's not even bad enough to get number one what a loser), it's actually because of troll jesus

I gotta make up for all the Aranea posting I did without posting images of her. It feels almost rude to not post as many images as there are pure text posts

Is this Araneafag going on a rampage or someone new?

Oh my fucking god don't tell me all the pics i downloaded were fucking low quality. I'm seething with rage right now

stfu already

>>149485708
if there was a based AraneaKING before me, I wouldn't know, but yes I am going on what you might call a "rampage"

>>149485725
how about YOU schizo post about your waifu at midnight then instead of complaining about it? It's an enlightening experience.

>>149477902 (OP)
Her multiple aborted arcs of redemption still hurt me to this day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8mLKTY5TWM

I always fall for the "cute spider trolls near you want passionate fornication and cuddles" ads. I mean have you seen her? She's irresistible

>>149485769
>implying she needs a redemption
It’s funny that 4channers of all people are now too morally uptight to admit what Tumblr emigrants have been letting fly about their crushes for years.

I'm a little nervous about there being so many threads- will jannies get mad bawwlete them again?
anyways, you guys got any fan content you made or are working on?

>>149485790
seconded. i don't want to fix her, i want her to make me worse

>>149485769
Hussie should've ended her arc there instead of dragging her bloodied corpse around with him. She deserved that happy ending, but NO, Hussie Hussie'd out and Hussified his story

>>149485790
she doesn't need a redemption really. She could've been permanently killed off too, that would've been approximately as satisfying. A mean bitch getting a just death is always satisfying

>>149485813
Why do you fucking people hate him so much? And don’t say Psycholonials, because this started way before Psycholonials.

>>149485812
gay. YOU should be the one making her worse, not the other way 'round

>>149485840
it's because he kneeled to tumblrites, he ruined a perfectly good story with potential, and he permanently killed off the best character whilst bringing back the worst one

>>149485840
His need of subverting and twisting every desire of his readers just to fuck with them, regardless of character or plot.

>>149485769
agree with the others, her getting killed off just on the cusp of a possible redemption from the shit her spidermom made her do would've been very raw. she kinda became a dead horse from how she needed to be everywhere all the time

Hell, if Aranea wanted to feed me to her lusus, I'd gladly accept my fate. That's just how nice she is

>>149485868
>>149485869
hussie never cared about homestuck as much as the fans did and that's pretty much the source of all the problems

>>149485898 (me)
Y'know, I never really ever cared for cosplay, but man she's sexy

It insists upon itself.
Post Aradia instead.

Y'know, the difference between Vriska and Aranea is the same as the difference between Meenah and Feferi. Aranea is a kind Vriska, and Meenah is a meaner Feferi. Seeing as though Meenah and Vriska, having similar dispositions got together, I think Aranea and Feferi should've gotten together. Really, Feferi should've gotten more screentime. 4th most interesting troll

>>149485930
based. Sex with Aradia. By far in my top 3 favorite trolls. Maybe top 4

Sorry, but Vriska looks like she fucks human men (who wear glasses and likes Nic Cage movies), while Aradia doesn't look like she fucks human men of any kind.

pirate spider troll? spirate troll...

>>149485976
Wrong. Aradia looks like she fucks ME exclusively.

Sex with Aranea whilst Vriska is forced by the narrative to sit in the cuck chair and watch

>>149486012
Vriska hypnotizing you while I watch and enjoy myself

Aranea could hypnotize me to do literally anything and I wouldn't be mad at it. I'd just be glad to be of service to a LITERAL (and I fucking mean literal) goddess. No matter what

She's so pretty she doesn't even need to be in high quality to be cute

okay, maybe vriska isn't THAT bad. she can be pretty cute when she's not killing and/or crippling her peers. Aranea is still cuter thoughbeit

Maybe nuking the threads occassionally is for the better.

>>149486098
wrong. Homestuck threads need to THRIVE!!!!!!!!

>>149486098
it's 2:30am and its one schizo

all my posts now will be eight words

Aranea my beloved........ I love her so much

Aranea is just too sexy........ I'm in love

I'll never forgive Hussie for taking this away from me.

>>149486129
My point exactly.

>>149486163
This. Hussie shilling faggot Dave solidified him as the true villain of Homestuck

>>149486173
>>149486129
hey, there's occasional posts from other anons here. Nuking a whole thread 8ecause of one based schizo is just ridiculous

>>149486180
It’s kind of becoming clear that not only was Hussie the true villain of Homestuck, he’s a true villain in real life as well.

Oi aranea fag, did you see this yet?

>>149486214
horrible. a true a8omination. That THING is disgusting

I need her to step on me NOW

>>149486230
I need her to put my crushes to sleep NOW

Look what they need to do to mimic even a fraction of our power.

>>149486231
doorstuck lol

>>149486098
the first 3 threads were comfy. the last 2 have been kinda ass

Aranea sexy. Hussie stupid. It's really that simple

>>149486247
They're good when its 1-2 weekly to goof around, more and it just degenerates. That whole read together thing also already died again, i think?

>>149486240
PLEASE

>>149486255
I'd rape Kankri for this and he'd enjoy it like the little faggot he is

Okay, I'm not gonna type eight words at a time. That was horrible. She owes me sex, if that wasn't clear

>>149486273
>>149486265
>>149486256
>>149486238
>>149486231
where the hell are you getting the fatranea pics like I can hardly scrape by with normal Aranea and you just come out with like 8

known fact that she raped that crabkid at least once.

>>149486261
The guy who was doing it got banned, and it seems like he's just blogging sporadically in the normal 8moe thread since no one else did much.

>>149486305
okay, I'm starting to like chubby Aranea now. Thank you anon for opening my eyes to this goddess of a woman

>>149486308
That explains that atleast, was kinda bound to go nowhere.

I should compress or artificially inflate the size of my aranea images that they sll have an 8 in them

Hoping I get dubs with 8s one day........ that'd be nice

>>149486377
the irony of getting double 7s instead is not lost on me. It's probably punishment for dissing Vriska so hard earlier

Man I want to drink Aranea's spidermilk. It'd probably be as creamy as spider silk........

How to fix Homestuck: make it so that John gets with Vriska.and Jake gets with Aranea. Simple as

Oh to be a homestuck fan back when it was popular... must've been nice. Alas, early bird gets the worm, and late bird gets to starve

>>149486430
You can't just "fix Homestuck" by making human men and troll women fuck.

>>149486430
>Jake gets with Aranea
Jake gets a fem dirk

ftfy

>>149486441
that's fake news actually.

>>149486442
well.yeaj, but I was speaking realistically. If you really wanted to improve all of Homestuck, all you'd have to do is make all male characters female

One last Aranea post before a spider troll uses her mind powers to force me asleep

>>149486440
You can still read it now, but it's "not the same." Once you take away the hype you begin to notice how stupidly long it is. I'd probably never read it "cover-to-cover" again. I mean, you can read Lord of the Rings twice in the time it takes to read Homestuck once.

>>149486441
>>149486447
Troll women have vestigial wombs, that can only now be put to use by human men.

Imma go sleep and not because some bitch ass serket is forcing me to. Cya hsg in the morning

>>149486489
Keep using the term /hsg/. The mods are never getting rid of it.

>>149477902 (OP)
what happened to the Read a long idea? I waited all sunday for it

>>149486519
>>149486308
>The guy who was doing it got banned

>>149486430
>John gets with Vriska
yes

>>149486442
>fem dirk
no

>>149484495
Remember when Vriska mind controlled an autistic Mexican boy into breaking his own legs?

I'd let her do that to me and honestly, much, much worse things as well.

>>149477902 (OP)
(Vriska)

>>149484495
>Aranea is so nice
vriska is a straight up honest bitch. aranea is a bitch in sheep's clothing

Imagine Magician Aranea

>>149485769
The worst part is when she shows genuine vulnerability, only for Hussie to just go "lol jk" later on.

As time goes on, I find this is the thing that makes it impossible for me to like Homestuck like I once did. Once you see how ungenuine Hussie is, it means you can't really get into a story no matter how well presented it might be. You can forgive a lot in a badly told story if the creator is genuine and wears their heart on their sleeve, but once you see the trickery of an ironic storyteller you can never go back.

>>149487365
Is this the same artist as the "thanks for the cake, dumbass" comic?

>>149487143
Shes also so bad, Jake lost his lust for blue alien chicks are having to listen to her.

We are once again asking /co/tards to join acostuck!!
https://discord.gg/thSdnma6
>>149482346
Intense nig tier cope from you pal.


We got both gooning channels and regular ass channels, plus emotes and a n couple art fags.

Girlzee needs human man.

>>149487647
>>149487742
Don't do this to me I don't want to write more homestuck genderbending scenarios

Wasn't there a guy who was trying to make his own homestuck or something a few threads back?

Post pre canon designs!

>>149487820
He did?

>>149487742
Who'd be best tho?
Jake for the delicious drama?
I doubt John or Dirk would put up with her. Maybe Dave after a shitty rap battle where she keeps getting flirtier and flirtier with him?

Though I suppose she could get Dirk to do drugs.

>>149484908
just describing her as “vriska but nice” makes it sound like you didn’t finish the comic

>>149487940
Dave and Girlzee would be unbelievably cursed in all the best ways.

Any of you guys use Makin's shill list?
Ultimate Rock Paper Scissors was pretty good

>>149487970
If the mods had only simply.banned serketfags on sight /hsg/ would have never needed to die

Homestuck threads ain’t even about Homestuck no more, it’s just the Serkerts. That’s how all-consuming and obsessive you niggas get over blue women.

>>149488262
Vriska keeps stealing our light while Aranea keeps healing it
Vicious cycle, lad

>>149487647
You don’t have the momentum for the server. I’m not gonna go in some small circlejerk with 20 guys gooning to Jade Harley feet.

>>149488398
>not gonna go in some small circlejerk with 20 guys gooning
You're in it right now. Discucks should all be executed however.

>>149487787
Fall into the temptation
You know you want to

You know you want to write of Fem-Gamzee giving the most absolutely sloppiest of toppies
Of her getting casually fuck and while she's doing something and not really caring
Of her going truly wild is the most primal of bucks

Do it

>>149488435
Aight well it may be up later or tomorrow
I may give up writing that rap battle though

Like how you can tell Serket themed threads are always shit and dead when you know it's the same two people bumping it 24/7. Dave threads were and are better.

>>149487956
how so? Is that not how she is? Well maybe she's not "nice" per se, but she is significantly nicer in comparison, which makes her peak Serket

>>149489475
it only SEEMS that way because this isn't peak hours yet. Trust the process lil nigga or you're getting fed to the 8ig spider

>>149489475
Yeah Vriska just can't keep threads going OP needs to switch to one of the others like Meenah or Nepeta.

>>149489521
Brother have you seen the thread? There's nothing going on besides Serket circlejerking

>>149489629
I'm sure someone will be by to spam aislop Vriska once school lets out.

shame cause I like the serket characters amoung a lot of other characters too but this is way too much spam

These threads have gotten way worse since the hack. They used to be so exciting, even in late 2024 on /v/.

>>149489996
The entire site has gotten worse. And it was already bad. It's like being in the news again made even more even worse people come here than the other times it was in the mainstream.

>>149490051
I want to know where everyone is leaving to. I’ve lost every community I had a personal connection to and I’m sick of being alone and not knowing where to find company.

>>149490073
Discords
As everyone came together as, so shall everyone also drift apart
Such is life

>>149490073
Either reddit, twitter, or discord. A minority go to alt-chans, but the general slowness on them says not that many are going there.

>>149490088
To be fair, the alt-chans usually are even more as scuffed of a website than this disaster is.

>>149490111
Yeah. Sometimes I wonder if the internet is kind of "over"? I mean, AI, bots, all of this stuff, will continue, there'll be more and more people online younger and younger. What is the point is coming online?

This is kind of why I miss forums. There was an element of limited buy-in. Yeah, you can spend loads of time there posting a lot, or you can be someone that checks in once a week or whatever.

>>149490111
It's thematically appropriate to discuss homestuck on a disaster-site

>>149490214
It was the greatest meeting of minds the world has ever seen and the verdict?
Most people don't fucking like each other, the novelty of social adventure was just a speed run and it was mid.

>>149490214
>Yeah. Sometimes I wonder if the internet is kind of "over"?
I’ve been saying this verbatim for a while. The important thing is that it wasn’t killed by ignorance; normalfags jihadistically destroyed it on purpose and just played dumb about it, with Sarkeesian being an obvious example.

>>149490294
The thing is, I don't want to sound like I'm just being a cynical prick. But look at the direction of travel even since just a few years ago. When you get even Zoomers saying "it's shit now," you know it's not just millennial or gen x nostalgia.

Sometimes I think about going to discords but, outside of the usual issues people assign to them, the issue I have with them is that every single post seems like they're trying to be the wittiest attention whore ever. It's like the mind of reddit in the form of a hyperactive puppy. Just endless quips about fucking nothing.

>>149490326
In a lot of ways, tying it all back towards Homestuck, you could consider it a culmination and fulfilment of the old internet in its early days, a swan song in the middle, and a sign of the future in the end.

Like I mentioned other times: the conventions of the early pages (instant messenger, the need to be at a computer, etc.) were already out of date by the time it ended. By the time it ended the semi-comedic efforts of the characters to have a way to talk while separated from the internet (which was localised) and power was completely archaic because by 2016 everyone had phones and 4G.

Aranea stuck in a wall

>>149490326
Feels like the normies have been converted to thinking more like the old internet then they did during the old internet though

>>149490405
Speaking as a zoomer I don't think I've ever seen a PDA outside homestuck

I think the issue with the threads currently is the fact that there hasn’t been any upd8s in a while, which might seem funny to say since most people on /co/ fucking hate HS^2, but at least it invites some discussion. Without it, there’s not much to say aside from reminiscing on the comic and its lost potential, or talking about fanventures and/or fanfics. That might be why this thread just feels so mindless.

>>149490433
I’m 1999 and both of my parents had PDAs, even as late as 2010 or so.

>>149490405
The joy is in exploring and learning and all we have left is the end product with nothing to do with it. There is no where to go, everything is owned everything is regulated, monitored, compared and compartmentalized to be filed aways as "solved". The only thing left in life is cleaning up the mess we made getting to this point.

>>149490433
>>149490487
I'm turbo oldfag, and I remember seeing a PDA with colour for the first time.

>>149490483
Time to Snoot Game it!

Or maybe not. Anyway, here's a fan adventure I find funny.
https://mspfa.com/?s=36946&p=1

>>149490410
Is this a statement, or this for my consideration as a gentleman?

>>149490483
Maybe talking about fanadventures is the best way to go until we get an HS^2 update, I remember last thread went into prisounebound discussion and that was pretty nice, got me into reading it and it's pretty good so far. I haven't got to Renity's ass yet tho. I could just skip ahead and see the panel it's from but that's not in the spirit of homestuck i think

Here's a link to it for those who haven't read it yet It's pgood: https://mspfa.com/?s=54371&p=1

Now looking back, Dave was a bland written character with a few key moments where he was okay

>>149490746
He even got Unite Synchronization snatched away from him by Dirk.

>>149488254
I mean god forbid we even try to talk about anything even homestuck adjacent am I right?

>>149490629
>this troll girl
I'm... I'm going to have another waifu aren't I?

>>149490785
The amount of intentional distortion and manufacturing of infighting in these threads from normalfags who come here from other websites just to fuck with us is insane.

>>149490797
She's so fuckin adorable

>>149490530
>Time to Snoot Game it!
Rather not end up as the next addition to the “ongoing” and inactive HS^2 takes, lol

>>149490797
Yes. Shes a very lonely, wholesome gorilla.

The Spice Must Stop.

>>149490629
The latest pages go hard
MALLUM WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO HAVE A BIBLICAL FUCKING ANGEL KEEPING YOU UNDER HOUSE ARREST/

>>149490797
Yes Anon, yes you are. Although when it comes to the PB girls, personally I like Renity the most so far. Ellith is still fuckin adorable though.

>>149490838
>You absolute idiot. You realize you in fact, DID NOT, send the file. How appropriate for someone to blunder such a simple and mundane task.

>Oh, great and here come the waterworks.

I think I shouldn't read this... It might affect me in negative ways and give me an unhealthy obsession.

>>149490898
The fucker also is practically speedleveling by wiping out the Imp population, hardly more than him alone in the session so far and he´s like 2/3 up the Echeladder.

>>149490629
Okeay yeag PB has jumped from "pgood" to "REALL FUCKING GOOD" GO READ THIS SHIT NOW!

>>149490982
As i said before: Gorilla wife.

>>149490822
A "Snoot Game" would be a new take on the entire thing. A new adventure from the start.

>>149490997
it was mostly the "shake the girl" part that got me, I forget how interactive MSPA style webcomics can get that shit was pretty funny.

Sometimes you get stuck in discussion of HS so much that you forget *why* you even like it at all. Fanadventures kinda remind me about why I'm into this dead fandom for a webcomic from 2009, they recapture a lot of the magic of actually reading the comic for me and I bet a lot of other people. Fuckin miracles man.

>>149490982
Every fanventure having this kind of obnoxious ‘everything is about Tumblr lesbian sex, BDSM dynamics, sweaty tight armpit dommy mommy step on me’ undertone makes me understand why Andrew doesn’t read them.

>>149490958
The lad is a scottish Kratos he is built for this, I mean all trolls were but someone was really up to some bullshit with this one.

>>149487647
kill yourself discord fags you are the cancer killing 4chan

IIIIIIIMP!

>>149490928
Imagine texting Renity pics of almost phallic looking objects you find in nature.

>>149491067
>Not wanting a cute girl to beat the shit outta you
What are you gay?

>>149491068
The bagpipes are so fun. And the battle music reminds me of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glCK7W0hmhg

oh my

>>149491803
I'm not a toot fag, but the toe dangle does things to me whenever I see it.

Big fat Leijon tits

>>149487970
Been slowly reading some of it. The Northern Caves was alright, I enjoyed the first parts of Cordyceps but ended up losing interest because of the exasperating characters. I would like to read Bavitz's stuff next but some of his opinions on /co/ material put me off ("Homestuck Act 6 is le good actually and Hussie is misunderstood", "Watchmen sucks and the Snyder movie is marginally better", guy even admits to not knowing how to read comics/manga, etc).

>>149491803
Guess how many piercings and where.

/co/stuck as a Snoot Game will be about Eridan becoming the main character.

>>149492586
What does a redeemed Eridan look like to you?

>>149486297
it's exponential atomic mass. he loves fat bluebloods.

I really dislike Aranea. I can't put my finger on why exactly, either. I adore Vriska but I just kind of can't stand Aranea.

>>149492692
Vriska is incredible, but I don’t care for the lacy posh 20th-century Englishwoman aesthetic quite as much.

>>149492692
It’s because, no matter what you can say, Vriska never shys from being herself: even if that version of herself is a massive bitch.
While Aranea is the type of girl who would act as if she’s really nice and considerate when in reality she’s just a cunt who thinks she knows what’s best for everyone (as seen in GO)

Damn, almost missed a thread again. I was wondering why the other website was so slow today
>>149482281
I love this design

I miss them. I want more homestuck games

>>149492586

https://youtu.be/pQqFOVvdvGA?t=6787

>>149492961
>tfw this won’t happen due to Joey wanting to fuck this thing
grim

>>149493010
The human woman will just have to take the troll boy by force.

>>149492961
Joey is loosely based off Hussie's aunt
Idunno how to feel about that

>>149493251
anon
joey IS the human woman

I'm so sick of dykes and fags.

>>149491497
Imagine what she'd think of those weird dick mushrooms

>>149491803
idk how this one fanadventure can have so many girls that are great contenders for bestgirl, I personally like Renity but I really like the other girls aswell.

>>149492624
Like Eridan, but more so.

>>149494621
>Leek Lich has called on assistance!

>>149492624
Eridan but not a virgin any more.

>>149494672
>not potatogre

>>149494721
Damnit you're right.
>Its all ogre now.

>>149494758
Don't PEEL bad about that. I just have an EYE for puns.

>>149494783
This filename mishap has MASHED my feelings for today. I'm going to flip a coin and decide what other vegetables can be made for a Basilisk and a Glyclops.

>>149494831
>Imps, Liches, Basilisks, Ogres, Glyclops
What other underlings are there?

>>149494831
>Basilisk
Brocalisk?

I'll have to think about glyclops.

>>149494953
>Broccoli + Basilisk
That is so good.

>>149494953
gicrops

>>149494985
Adding to this:
>Broccoli-haired Basilisk

>>149492624
"Merry-dan" should've gone NOBLEBRIGHT and experienced being Wizardy Herbert for perhaps a dozen or so pages... M'spidery Vriskerrrs, Gamzee and Eridan are the ONLY trolls I respect, and whomst should've survived... perhaps with some sloppy-toppy gut worms from Karkat.

>>149493557
based

>>149486255
Can I just say that that "femcel aranea" twitter account sucks? She isn't even a femcel. Femcel Aranea is such a good concept and its WASTED

>>149495581
Stop using 2016 terms, please.

>>149495257
Do not taint the other anon's opinion with your approval guy.
Nobody wants to get an approval from a molester of all things.

>>149477902 (OP)
>best comic character of all time
that’s not Problem Sleuth

>>149496309
MONCH

>>149496221
astute observation anon. It's also not Aranea, so it's safe to say this thread sux, despite me comprising half of the posts

Hmm.
Aranea in a Spider Costume...

so did the jannies finally get over their homestuck hateboner

>>149496203
>Boil is still willing to let out pus geysers
What a surprise, it’s over his faggotry - not to worry, I will clarify to everyone sensible that lgbtq isn’t worth paying attention to anymore, so you’ll have it all to yourself

is boople_snoot dating hussie? I wouldn't be surprised. He finally got his vriska..

>>149494271
Or a geoduck

John sketch

Also, I've been mispronouncing them. They're called Giclops*.
Any suggestions for the Giclops?

Nevermind, I figured it out.

Rentiy but a slob

>>149498170
Did someone cut into her tit, the hell is that?

>>149496919
The ultimate test would be to have a thread on /v/ the same time one is on /co/

>>149496919
>>149498389
Ah, I spoke too soon. I think we're in the clear.

>>149498170
That pic of her ass got me to binge the fancomic over the course of a few days.

>>149498182
it's canon that troll tits do not serve the same functions as human tits so fans speculate

I’m banned from /v/ for a few days, but I’d be happy to start a thread there on Wednesday.

I'm still reading Prisounebound AND HOLY CRAP IT'S ERIADAN FROM HOMESTUCK

>>149499106
I wish I had a better brush to draw her ass with

cuddle sex all day with nepeta

>>149499206
Big Nepeta Cuddle Sex.
Yay, or nay?

>>149499164
you can do that?!

>>149499244
Don't worry, he's paid for the appearance

>>149499164
Eridan's such a great character he's allowed to be in other stories

What does Eridan sound like? I picture the guy that plays Jon Snow.

>>149499221
yay

>>149499302
I feel he's more of a Theon

>>149499476
Pre or post Reeking?

>>149499282
...said no one ever.

>>149499547
Pre, Reek wouldn't kill a comrade over an ex

>>149493010
The difference in art quality in friendsim is so jarring lol

During Prisounebound, did anyone else pick up on the use of Mandela Catalogue themes during the Mage of Time's intro? I'm super stoked about the implications of that and just how bad interference from other timelines will be. Probably be worse than when Noir got to the troll's timeline in HS.

>>149500387
Yeah I noticed the inspiration. I need to reread that comic

>>149500387
Alright now im gonna read it I do love analog shit

>>149500387
That session got Derse/Prospit already destroyed before it started (So rings/dreamselfs/god tier gone, i think?), a fucking Wendigos prototyped and a genuine fucking Biblically Accurate Angels in it. That sessions turbofucked.

Human men are capable of impregnating troll women.

>>149500766
Dogshit ship. Terezi genuinely only works with Karkat and that's coming from somebody who prefers other Karkat ships.

>>149500766
According to Kanaya, you can't have mixed species pregnancies but with ectobiology it should be possible

>>149500789
Actually, now that I'm rereading this, Kanaya might not actually be denying the possibility of mixed species pregnancies. She might just be denying the conversation as a whole and not this specific topic. And Dave does say it with some confidence. I think there might be a chance. But if that was the case, there would be hybrid kids on earth-c, would there not?

>>149500799
Ectobiology would probably do the trick, but nobody in the know is enough of a mad scientist to be the one pulling the trigger on that clusterfuck.

>>149484710
based post, you keep shit real, nigga.

>>149500799
Would actually be more interesting than Jane Trump's nonsense withe the mother grub.

>>149500822
Ectobiology works 100%. Those machines can combine literally anything into a living organism (see the first guardians and every animal on Deltritus)

>>149500383
I love lanque's design

>>149500901
>He's tall and thin, what should we call him?
>Lanky?
>No, that dumb.
>...
>...Wait...
>I've got an idea...

>>149500853
Yeah, but as said, you have to be willing to go that far to start with because once you start that kinda stuff all the freaky shits on you.

Let alone, would you trust any of these people in creating a species? They managed to give a goddamn universe cancer.

>>149500929
I'd trust John, he didn't fuck up the first time.

i would matepress that troll until impregnation

>>149501031
For me it's Ellith.

ok i spoke too soon, this one is on the list of impregnation too

>>149501046
Amazing that in a blue girl thread she took this long to show up. Her cool older girl into /ss/ vibes are immaculate.

>>149501016
John would know better than to cross the barrier between species and create one that naturally would outbreed both of its parents.

>>149501074
If it can only breed in the same way a mammal can, why would it outbreed both its parents?
>in before "because humans and trolls would rather fuck the other species rather than their own"

>>149477902 (OP)
When did Homestuck threads started becoming a thing again? Wasn’t it something for jannie’s to ban?

>>149500766
For me, it's Terezi/John

>>149501124
I was gonna say the libido because trolls are even hornier fucks and it fucking both sides, but yours also works.

>>149501160
Actually, they're just "room mates" in this :^)

>>149501186
Thats what i would tell everyone aswell despite the overwhelming evidence against it.

>>149501186
Why are so many people weirdly allergic to heteronormative behaviour?
"Oh, a man and a woman live together and have a child that they're raising? This isn't what would normally be called 'a family' because they're just friends!"

>>149501279
Anon, this is absolutely just someone not wanting to call it what it is because the fanbase is comprised of crazy shippers.

>>149499106
Yeah it's literally the best way to onboard people. You come for the ass, stay for an actually pretty good webcomic.

I still wanna fuck Renity tho. Like against every surface of my house. Can't wait to see more of her in later updates.

i will draw this pretty troll

Hauntswitch when?

>>149501323
Ass sells, thats a confirmed fact ever since Nier Automata.

I don't want the cringy jock to kill my wife's friend. But I know he will.

>>149501344
>Ass sells
Uh maybe not a statement you want to make in the Vriska thread anon...
There's a history there.

>>149501160
Why do they work so well?

>>149501399
they don't and it's like 90% fanon

>>149501389
Well now you gotta elaborate because i got no clue there.

>>149501399
They don't. John/Vriska is the only ship that actually had a story connected to it and wasn't just "and then they smooch <3". Of course the story was aborted, but in an alternate universe it could have gone somewhere even it didn't take the "actually because of the narrative Vriska is a girlboss and doesn't need to change and none of that shit mattered."

This isn't even a shipping thing. It's just a problem with the entire nature of how Homestuck was made.

>>149501443
....This is an edit.... Right?

......... Right?

>>149501459
Yeah, it is

>>149501340
Nice

>>149501443
Why are Vriska's arms hairy and why is she white?

>>149501399
Probably because they are both pranksters

>>149501515
because that's kate mitchell, who unsuccessfully tried to use the homestuck official twitter to sell porn of herself

>>149501443
TIGHT

>>149501359
She prototyped an undead my dude I doubt her imps can die.