>>149488929 (OP)NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST, OP!
>>149488929 (OP)Until you can match the fat ugly bastard levels of Po you have no chance with her
>>149488929 (OP)https://archiveofourown*org/works/30665606
I wish the author would finish this
>>149489230I knew exactly what this would be. And I wasn't proven wrong.
Anons, what's cooler, lions or tigers?
she doesn't look like that
>>149489230>>149489332Yeah, I also instantly knew what story this was going to be.
But in the comments of the latest chapter the author and the dude that made the art were talking just recently, so I have some hope this isn't permanently dead.
>>149489224Where do you think we are?
Speaking of, anyone got a link to Korrabuse? Such a classic that I can't find anoymore.
>>149488929 (OP)Tigress is a "hear me out" now?
>>149490697Either that or a 'Not even a furry, but-'
>Posts conventionally attractive women
>Here me out
You gooners really are the lamest jerk offs in history aren't you? Also
>Furry
I'm no puritan, but keep that shit out of the OP man
>>149488929 (OP)I don't need to hear you out, I'm already there. She's mine.
>>149489194NO MINE
>>149490697Onahole cat
>>149491545Cope
>>149488929 (OP)NO. Off-model shit is NOT excused. If you love the character, you love their actual proportions.
>>149491730Cinema doesn't permit women to look like that, even though they exist irl
>>149489196>>149491644something about these posters feels underage
>>149491730How does she look on model?
Strong martial arts girls are hot
>>149488929 (OP)>Off modelYou don't like her you like the idea of her.
>>149494124>Waah, you don't like her, you like-The spirit of her, the flesh doesn't matter in either direction, we like her for her personality.
Sorry that upsets you.
>>149488929 (OP)uh dude thats a cartoon. not even a human cartoon its a cartoon of a cat.
its sort of super weird you want to fuck that?
1. its fake
2. its an animal
like bro :skull:
>>149494218Probably has something to do with her being voiced by Lara Croft
>>149492739It's the mass replying is a big hint, but the FNAF meme seals it. This kid doesn't even have fuzz on his peaches.
>>149492739Golden Freddy is a bit of a giveaway.
>>149494177well then enjoy her meaty cock you fag because its still her just with a cock size of a bat
>>149496388>breast enhancement makes him seethe so much his mind immediately goes to cock out of nowhereSomething about this makes me feel like we're not on the wrong side of history here
tig
md5: a8e9e4f0eb3273e222b16bc5787ad47b
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she focuses on training 24/7
>KFP thread without the usual tard
Hell yeah
>>149488929 (OP)wish she had more animated r34 of that model she got
The second movie did her so well. Truly a great sequel.
>>149503707If she looked exactly the same and was called Tiger instead no one would bat an eye
>>149488929 (OP)Step on me with those bare paws babe
>>149503821There's the faggot.
>>149503968You knew some zesty tigers i see.
>>149494494With that art style I'm shocked the second panel wasn't him and Tai Lung.
>>149490309>>149491730>>149494124That's why Sabrotiger is the goat.
https://files.catbox.moe/xsd1nt.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/kx1y84.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/zykkdb.jpg
>>149506045And Magpie.
https://files.catbox.moe/ymx8dy.gif
https://files.catbox.moe/6f13qv.gif
https://files.catbox.moe/t2yy6f.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/0oyzaf.gif
>>149507055>Blames the VA>Has a job where he sits on his fat ass all day and draws furry tittiesGod fucking damn I hate POGs. Guarantee you he was one of those cocksuckers that got out for being a lazy fatass when that was still possible.
>>149508509What's the story and who's the VA?
>KFP2 premiered on May 26
>it didn't end up among the 5 highest grossing movies of June domestically
>Cars 2 premiered on June 24
>it did more money in the 7 remaining days of the month than KFP2 did in the entire month
and there's nothing wrong with that
>>149508799You seem about retarded enough for Cars 2.
>>149508839Nah, I don't care for Cars 2
>>149489230Read the entire thing for the first time, from beginning to end, in just two days.
Jesus. Christ.
>>149510839Yeah, I'm not to hot on the profuse swearing.
I generally don't write much swearing in my stuff anyhow, mostly cause the vast majority of things I write for don't have that kind of language even though I write purely smut
Also in some cases it comes across a bit like the like the ol' "modern speaking patterns and slang in historical setting" type deal
>>149489230>Being the only human in an Ancient China dominated by animals, you'd never expected to last as long as you hadThis is so pathetic and uncreative it's kinda funny
>>149511067Hey le animals have to have a win whether it be in fiction
>>149510953For whatever reason swearing kills any interest in fanfic of kid shows/movies. It's the mark of an inexperienced fanfic writer like no other. Smut too can be written without cursing nonstop so hats off to ya one former writer to another. In that story's example anyway the protag just feels childish and tryhard.
>>149511745>It's the mark of an inexperienced fanfic writer like no other.True, that's definitely a part of why I dislike it. I think a lot of newer writers have a hard time understanding how a character's voice works and just use they're own, and a lot of young tweens in fanfic swear like that (when their parents aren't around lol)
>Smut too can be written without cursing nonstopAnother big one too, in the same vein of the above issue, a lot of writers are bad about the character turning into a cheap porno actor when it comes to sex dialogue.
Nothing worse than reading a half-decent fic with serviceable buildup and then the sex happens in it's like "UNGG YEAH FUCK MY PUSSY, FILL MY CUNT UP WITH YOUR CUM UNGGGGG SO WARM" and it's like spongebob x sandy or some shit lol
Was Kung Fu Panda 4 really that bad? (still haven't watched the third btw)
>>149488929 (OP)Story board Tigress is really cute.
>>149512697The villain is weak and the forbidden 5 are absent and replaced by a twist villain
>>149512740*Furious 5. Sorry I get the mixed up with the new villains from ninjago
>>149512697All the movies after 1 are slop
>>149512697It was an average kids movie, but a lame entry for the franchise
>>149512697If the premise of "Po has to find a successor to the title of Dragon Warrior after barely beating his third big villain and fully dominating Kung Fu" isn't enough to tell you how much of a waste it is for the film to even exist in the first place, I don't know what will.
>Look at him! A lifetime to plot his revenge and he comes to me on his knees
>Hey, wait, I did not have a lifetime. We only heard about Master Thundering Rhino a few days ago, and we came to avenge him
>You've come to avenge nothing else?
>Yeah, all those pots and pans you stole. We're going to want those back
>Nothing else?
>You probably did some other evil stuff on the way, I don't know, what else did he do?
>You don't know...
>Know what? What's so funny?
>Precisely the thing that you clearly do not know
>The only reason you're still alive is that I find your stupidity... mildly amusing
>Well, thank you, but I find your evilness extremely annoying
>Who do you think you are, panda?
>Who do you think i am, peacock?
>The Dragon Warrior's mop! He mopped these very floors
>No touching! You'll get the mop dirty
>You know, he once waited on me
>Awesome
>Yeah, I have the stain to prove it
>Lord Shen! I saw a panda!
>A panda!?
>A kung fu warrior... he fought like a demon! Big and furry... soft and squishy... kinda plush and cuddly
>You stay in your prison of fear, with bars made of hopelessness... and all you get are three square meals a day of... shame!
>With despair for dessert
>You! You're mine!
>I'll tell you what's gonna be yours: My fist in your plush, cuddly, super-soft face!
>Greetings, panda
>Tell me what happened that night!
>What night?
>That night!
>Ahhh... that night
>Yes!... We're talking about the same night, right?
>(about finding baby Po in a box of radishes) There was no note. Of course, you could've eaten it
>And then you'll be stopped... by the unstoppable weapon
>Nothing's unstoppable except for me when I'm stopping you from telling me something's unstoppable
>I just have so many questions. Like how did I ever fit in this tiny basket? Why didn't I like pants? And who am I?
The second movie has shit writing
>>149512887is there a gallery of these
>>149512697It's generally inoffensive but definitely didn't need to exist
>>149511916>and it's like spongebob x sandy or some shit lolhttps://youtu.be/gIDBnt5fAE8
>>149512697There's a fourth one? I haven't even seen the third. Heard it was mediocre. I liked 2. Parts of it anyhow.
>>149488929 (OP)Ah yes, I too love Offmodel Generic.
>>149512887Tigers are big kitties.
https://youtu.be/8uz-9x-L3WQ
Pitch the sound up two octaves, and they sound like regular kitties.
Due to their extremely dense muscle tissue, tigers are physically the strongest of all big cats. Tigress should be able to punch press a Cadillac with little trouble.
>>149489230Is this the one with the idiot who talks like he's from the Bronx, who works repairing the training hall? I liked the sex chapters but couldn't stand this dude.
>>149490697Why tf did this get deleted?
>>149489230>human male x anthroBased.
https://files.catbox.moe/x78eek.png
>>149488929 (OP)Never understood why she has such a huge simp following. I've always felt she looks too much like an actual tiger to ever find her attractive
>>149511067I swear these people obsessed with anthro woman with generic uninteresting humans or inserting humans into settings that don't have or need them are the target audience for the whole put character into boring human setting or fantastical creatures take a back seat to human pov. So boring people long and short suppose
>>149511067>>149517450It's Anon, you fucking retards. That was the whole point.
>>149519518How does that contradict what I said?
>>149519518Sure but again you can be a lech without being written poorly.
>>149488929 (OP)Bottom muscle girl tigress kind of goes hard
>>149512726would tigress be a good mom?
>>149513318More like kitties are just tiny tigers. We've only really been breeding cats in ernest for *maybe* a thousand years, at most, compared to the pushing 50,000ish years it took for us to get dogs from wolves. For most of human history we just sort of let cats do what they will since they kept the vermin in check. We've domesticated them now but they only real thing we've changed about them is we've shrunk them down into a more manageable size
>>149516138I saw Tigress in a dream back in 2008 and wanted to have sex with her ever since. I'm not even joking.
>>149488929 (OP)Furry โfandomโ goes on >>>/trash/
>>149519819>More like kitties are just tiny tigers.Yes, that's the same relationship as stated previously. If X is a big version of Y, Y is a small version of X.
>they only real thing we've changed about them is we've shrunk them down into a more manageable sizeHuman breeding of cats is mostly for appearance, not size, and to the extent that domestic cats have changed size, it's generally that some feral populations have gotten bigger to adapt to certain niches. The wild ancestor species of domestic cats are still around, and they straight up look like domestic shorthair tabbies.
>>149519780making some cute white tiger sons and daughter with tigress
Should I watch the other Kung Fu Panda movies? Only watched the first 2
>>149525244No, you stopped at the right point since next the movies completely ruin the original message and make Po an actual chosen super special character with actual divine powers and such. The TV show is pretty fun, but they kept Lucy Lu as Viper's VA so she has next to no lines due to how much they cost.
>>149525244The third one's not great but it's visually pretty
Fourth is worse, you can tell it was kinda cheap to make and the story is shit and zhen isn't that good; I'd say watch it just for the heck of it if you've nothing to do
The TV show was pretty interesting, it had a lot of stuff that didn't really fit the movie canon and was also very cheap but it was entertaining.
There's also the shorts which are good
>>149525244>That thigh ga->Wait...If she's wearing shorts, how the fuck can you see her ass through her thighs?
>>149526592Perhaps they're assless shorts.
>>149526216The first tv show had a pretty good rogues gallery
>>149488929 (OP)>"Hear me out">Conventionally attractive animal womanYou want a "hear me out"? I'll give you a fuckin' "hear me out!"
>>149527175I mean fuck man that muzzle does look quite tantalizing...
>>149490324why would a cat wag their tail?
>>149527806so you know to have sex with it.
what kind of pet owner are you?
i have heard.....................
>>149489230alright, since this fic isn't finished. anyone else got some decent KFP fics they can reccomend?
>>149529080Need those paw pads pressing down on my face...
It's quite sad Tigress is like the only waifur tiger in existence.
>>149488929 (OP)>Hear me out..>doesn't make a pointConfirmed idiot. Try presenting an actual thesis next time, faggot.
>>149530238roseroar from the spellsinger book series is the only other one I can think of
>>149530238The game Ark Knights has an animu tiger girl actually named Waai Fu.
>>149530238There's the tiger girl from Twokinds, Flora. Pretty sure she even got knocked up by a human.
>>149519819Cats don't come from big cats, do they?
>>149514648>Tail wrapping around the legsGenetically engineered catgirls can't come soon enough.
>>149513156They're scrapped storyboards from KFP3's artbook
Jennifer Yuh Nelson had bigger plans for her originally
>>149488929 (OP)What kind of tree is that?
>>149536118Could be a Chinese flame tree in autumn.
>>149513103Write something better then.
And put it on a movie if you don't like kung fucking fun panda
>"How can kung fu stop something that stops kung fu?"
KFP2 is full of shit writing like that
>>149536772That was just Po being retarded.
>>149516138I find her quite endearing despite her desexualized design. She's like a cool big sister and pretty strong in her own right. Her backstory also makes it very easy to sympathise with her.
>>149536772Sorry, I don't have autism. What's your problem with that sentence?
>>149538409Yes, she is very endearing I'll give her that.
The writing of KFP2 is on the same quality level as the writing of Lion King 2: Simba's Pride
>>149539588Why the hate for the sequel?
>"Po must defeat a generic villain with a generic army who wants to take over China. He also finds out that he has a generic tragic backstory"
They jumped the shark with the second movie
>>149541595kung fu panda threads wouldnt be the same without you
I read that comic where Po rapes Viper
>>149542092She was into it. Now Tigress is going to get in on it, in the implied continuation.
based C.B. Twilight
>>149529395They're all the same: some loser from our world ends up in KFP's reality, and dates Tigress.
>>149541832Yes they would, this guy isn't even funny he's just a broken record
>>149488929 (OP)And then there is reality.
>>149488929 (OP)In another world Tigress wouldn't have been voiced by a fucking overpayed hollywood retard and the sequels could've given her more focus. I hate star casting I fucking hate it to death
>>149544783Right there with you. Who the fuck with a working brain cell cares that a character has a famous person voicing them? I just want a character that doesn't sound like shit. I lived through 90's action anime, I KNOW a shit voice actress when I hear one.
>>149545110>Who the fuck with a working brain cell cares that a character has a famous person voicing themThe Hollyweird Perverts that cast them
>>149544217Honestly shrink the head and the neck and it' be fine.
>>149490324Holy shit, monk Slenderman
>>149544783>>149545110>>149545324Jolie did fine surely you're thinking of David Cross and Seth Rogen phoning it in for 3 movies.
https://x.com/MYRLONELSFW/status/1947068667398599154
>>149546084Nothing to do with her performance. They are basically boomer memes and charge exorbitant amounts to be cast in animated movies even if no one cares about them anymore. Because of this sequels, specially sequels that aren't huge moneymakers just slowly phase out the star characters and that's exactly what happened with the Furious Five