summary of the plot for each episode of the new season 14 of King Of The Hill has been released. Here is a screenshot of them all.

>>149488996 (OP)

>>149488999

>>149489009

>Bobby and Connie get multiple episodes to flesh out thier relationship
>Peggy put in her place
>Good Hank is actually a character now
>"Dale incites an incident" at the Bush Library
We're eatin' good, Hillbros

>>149489017
pig... eradication... business?

>>149488996 (OP)
>multi-episode story arcs
Uh oh

>>149489066
KOTH 2-parters were the best episodes, and the show went downhill when they stopped doing them.

>>149489048
Probably wild boars, we have them in Tennessee and they will absolutely ruin a massive garden or field of important crops in a single night. My neighbors have high powered rifles and, pun intended, go hog wild on those assholes and kill them en mass.

>>149489009
I really hope whoever this character is, they don't expect us to like her. Even Connie's cousin was openly presented as a bitch that Bobby learns a lesson from by the end.

>>149489066
They did that before just in more broad ways. Like some stuff after the Megalo explosion, with Luanne's hair slowly growing back and Buckley's Angel, and her stuff about moving out of Hank's den. I think her hair dresser thing was a mini-arc also. I'm trying to think of examples that had elements stretch beyond part 1 and part 2 episodes.

>>149489048
Wild hogs are a legitimate issue down in Texas and other states since they breed like rabbits, eat all the crops and are smart enough to know humans=death so they run from people on sight. Gets to the point where the state strait up declared open season on them and you have guys hunting them down with machine guns from jeeps or even goddamn helicopters, popping them by the *dozens* almost every time.
https://youtu.be/mAu9Qfhocxo?si=N2zZHRh2Zpk3AzJA

>his name is still Good Hank
Hank never thought to legally change his name into something normal? Not like Didi would get in the way. She's too much of a doormat.

>>149489017
>John Redfat

>>149489084
I definitely don't see them giving any "modern girl" a bad end/comeuppance like they did with Tid Pao. Not that I can imagine what Willow would be doing that would warrant any possible bad end but I doubt she's going to be told off for anything and leave in a way that presents her as just having been nothing but a problem. Bobby's probably going to encourage Hank to not be put off by her haircut and semi-abraisive personality because that's just how things are and Bobby has always bridged the gap between older values and accepting the modern world with open arms.

>>149489117
I hope we get to see some Didi characterization. It actually made me happy when we saw her in the intro where she'd dropped off GH or something with Bobby to play with him. I'm hoping she's opened up more to the family, after Cotton died it felt like she was just trying to bail on everyone and probably immediately went to get her ass pounded by a new guy and cared about no one.

>>149489113
Are they edible?

>>149489137
>semi-abraisive
she's a full on femdom sidecut

>>149489147
Not really. They're gamey as hell and usually riddled with parasites and the like

>>149489035
>>Peggy put in her place
somewhat i guess, but she's still just going to continue to be a cunt building off of the character degredation of the second half of the series, except now she can yell fuck a bunch

>>149489137
Bobby and Didi's relationship was always sweet. He was the only one of the Hills who saw her as family instead of a dumb slut Cotton tricked into becoming his new servant.

>>149489192
I hope we get some kind of nice scene between them somehow, I'd appreciate it.

>>149489017
Why is bad Hank holding a balls keychain?

>>149488996 (OP)
>Aug 3, 9:00 PM
>08/04/2025
So when should I actually start waiting for the Mega?

>>149489216
They're a pair of similar but legally distinct Dragonballs, duh.

>>149489244
Damn, I didn't think about it until now but I'm not looking forward to the obligatory in-your-face anime reference.

>>149489244
Maybe we'll get a (not) yugioh nod too

I'm going to miss Strickland Propane. I don't think it's too niche to say I enjoyed a handful of the stories just watching Hank work his job. I'm hoping Bobby can fill the gap but probably only 50% of it. Plus, no Donna.

Also I wanna see Tammi come back and get a glimpse into her post-prostitute life and hopefully it's positive. Not some downer timeskip shit just to make people go "damn, things went wrong somewhere... whoah... so different..." like they did with Kahn and Minh.

>>149489244
>its a "Hank struggles to open up to allow his ki to be used for Goku's Spirt Bomb" episode

>>149489035>>149489017
All I wanted was a Good Hank episode, I’m so ready.

>>149489117
Well Hank dosen’t have any rights to change Good Hanks name, and for all we know they might get along swimmingly, heck you might even get a moment where GH says something like, “If I’m good Hank you must be Great Hank.” That or he might be a little shit just like Cotton.

>>149488996 (OP)
It's a shame because there is potential here, but with the deaths of the VAs for Dale, Luanne, John Redcorn, and Lucky, I really don't think this show should continue past this initial season.
I mean, especially with Dale, he was such a main character, how do you do a season without him? Recasting any of them would feel terribly disrespectful.

>>149489381
Dale is replaced by Toby Huss by his third episode. His episodes were already in production so it couldn't be cut. And yeah, I'm really going to miss Luanne, pretty sure they confirmed she just will not be in the show. But with this lifeless animation even her potential fanservice would just be depressing. She's being respected by being left out.

>>149488996 (OP)
So they're not going to go the way of Hank loosing his shit over Bobby using charcoal, but everyone else. Clever, Judge

>>149489216
I'm guessing the "men's camp" is some sorta gay thing, much to hank's surprise. but he doesn't recognize it immediately

>>149489376
From the episode description it looks like he'll take GH to what he thinks is a men's Bible study group or something, but it's turns out to be one of those Andrew Tate übermenchen gatherings full of fucktards that Cotton would feel right at home in

>Kahn is now divorced and the father to a polyamorous slut
He was the one who needed Hank the most when he was gone.

>>149489472
It's Bobby's fault for not keeping his girl in line. He left her to be corrupted. He's trying to make things right by correcting her with his sausage by the end of the season but I'm pretty sure they're just going to mutually decide not to do it because that's subversive and it'll have all been a waste of time. Also it feels like the polyamory plot is going to be some bombshell reveal considering by episode 6 she has a boyfriend who "may be cheating on her" and Bobby's going to have to learn it's all okay because this is a normal life choice.

>>149489401
It's fucking crazy to do 13 seasons of a show for a main character, and get replaced once you die.
I mean I know they had to for this season, but it still makes moving forward with any season 15 feel very wrong.

>>149489017
AYY I was wondering if we'd see a teenage age Good Hank in the show.
Wonder if we'll have Luanne's kids in the series.

>>149489187
>she can yell fuck a bunch
Compared to early Peggy, it seems so out of character the direction they Flanderised her. Remember when she was embarrassed to use specific words for being dirty?
>>149488996 (OP)
My wife grew up in a country without KotH. We're gonna spend a few days starting this week watching the first thirteen seasons to catch her up on the show. If she likes the first few episodes, that is. I'm not sure she will but maybe. She surprisingly really liked Frasier when I introduced it to her and unsurprisingly despised the reboot (I liked the reboot to some degree but she absolutely loathed it).
Anyway, the new eps sound moreorless in-line with the classics. Guess we'll see how it goes.
>>149489164
I've heard that. I've got a friend who moved to Tejas for work and he's told me about the wild hogs as well as the native American pigs. Forgot what they're called. Piggeries? He said that rednecks call them skunkpigs and that they're even worse to eat than the hogs.

>>149489537
Yeah, it does suck, I think it's a downer to think about too. I'm glad they at least want to respect the VAs they had time to consider the characters for. It'd be inherently depressing to hear Luanne not voiced by Brittany, it's good to know they understand that kind of value when it comes to a passed away VA if they have the chance.

>>149489603
>She surprisingly really liked Frasier when I introduced it to her and unsurprisingly despised the reboot (I liked the reboot to some degree but she absolutely loathed it).
Did she hate it for the lack of Niles or something else?

>>149489537
Like I said before, give Dale a mechanical voicebox. Problem solved.

>>149489619
That's still just replacing the VA but adding a filter to it, on top of making it uncomfortable for a lot of people to listen to for a prolonged period of time. Like Ned from South Park is fine because he barely has speaking roles.

>>149489640
Fair enough.
Yeah, it's a definite : ( type of situation

>>149489048
Wild boars are a huge problem, not only because they grow to literal warhammer boar proportions, but also because they carry a ton of parasites and arent edible, plus they are plagues upon the farmland.

>>149489287
Tammy is a corroding skeleton in a dumpster in Oklahoma my nigga, she did not survive the fent crisis

>>149489603
>skunkpigs
Yes, because they smell *horrible*. Like seriously, you can pick them up from like a mile out. Like someone taking a dagger to your nostrils

>>149489653
someone better draw me a picture of tammi flashing her boobs in a kindhearted manner to make up for your devestating comment

>>149488996 (OP)
>TV-14
They'll get one free "fuck" to use, who's gonna be the one to drop it?

>no Buck Strickland in the episode descriptions
He died, didn't he?

>>149489187
>except now she can yell fuck a bunch
Hell yeah, Debra Morgan Peggy is kino

>>149490161
>one
Peggy says it twice so far in different episodes.

>>149490266
Source?

>>149489537
>but it still makes moving forward with any season 15 feel very wrong.
*sheugs* Don't care. if I voiced Dale I'd support my friend and fellow actor or a meme AI filling in my shoes. I don't think anything is really sacred. God isn't real.

>>149490284
The trailer at the con where she said "are you fucking kidding me?" at Bobby at the beer contest, and the leaked storyboard where she yells at everyone in the elevator to back the fuck away from her. Those storyboards are also how we know Minh kicks Kahn to the curb and he's forced to live with Bill.

>>149490161
Me. Fuck you.

>>149490171
That or he's on the run

>>149488996 (OP)
>Boomhauer is literally raising his wife's kid
No why'd they make him a cuck

>>149489523
Except the leaked season 2 story boards proved that she does get with Bobby

>>149490750
Even worse, bonding over "non-alcoholic beer", why does this revival keep trying to do shit like this to the characters? Just let the god damn alleyboys drink BEER.

>>149488999
Seems like Bill cleans up a little after the state we see in the preview.
>>149489009
Kahn looking rough

>>149490779
All we know is they try, which seems like it was from Episode 10 or 1 from next episode following up on it. But that doesn't mean they go anywhere. It just means they try and get interrupted.

>>149490783
Probably because the kid is like 14, at most?

>>149488999
>Hank joins an app for handymen and struggles to get a good rating.
What? I refuse to believe that after all the episodes in the original where he perfectly fixes up lost cause vehicles and houses and everything else.

>>149490932
He didn't have a problem letting Bobby keep an eye on his porno house.

>>149490717
Rude

>>149490945
Wasn't the joke that Bobby activated the mood lighting/sex music by accident, but that he just found the whole set up cool in and of itself?

>>149490945
Seeing that you didn't use a full sentence I shall respond in like. Swchartzchild radiation poisoning.
Your response Cronus? In the form of a spot on Public Broadcast Television? Back off Mormons!

>>149490750
>the guy who made a point to hit on women until one of them finally agreed to sleep with him, ad nasuem, ends up being someone's sloppy seconds raising some other guy's kid
Honestly, was there any other way his story could have ended up?

>>149490171
>>149490719
I can see Buck faking his own death for insurance money and working through a relative taking his position

>>149490783
Boomhauer looks like crap he might have a liver issue
Also his wife's kid is like 14

>>149491471
>his wife's kid
>peggy screaming fuck, having panic attacks, and asking for xanax
>polyamory
>bwaahh! *throws cellphone across room*
>seperated minh and kahn with kahn being forced to live with bill
i already hate this revival

>>149491544
It's almost like without the hills everyone else's lives got worse

>>149491600
That's sort of what happens when the point of the revival is the Hills come back to be fish out of water in the new modern age of society. It just so happens that modern society fucking sucks so now all the other characters have to be dragged down for the show to fit current storylines.

>>149491600
I mean there was an episode about that with the boat
>You're the dang'ol glue Hank.

>>149490945
The teaser has Hank make a joke about app service ratings ("gonna give you a 4 so you have something to work to" etc etc) so I guess it's gonna be a case where Hank's own mentality bites him in the ass

>>149491952
>that episode where half of the main cast quite nearly died for the stupidest reason imaginable
Those later season episodes were a trip

>>149489009
>Souphanousinphones anniversary
Does that mean the storyboard leaks with Kahn divorced and living with Bill and Hank's new dog Cesar were fake (unless the secret is about the separation)? I kind of thought that was a pretty funny idea honestly, fun odd couple situation.

>>149489017
>>149489009
>>149488999
>>149488996 (OP)
Wow, this is all boring trash. Couldn't even get a B list celebrity for a guest appearance?

>>149488996 (OP)
>>149488999
>>149489009
>King Over the Hill
>Season 1: "Hey, getting old sucks doesn't it?"

>>149492197
I think the separation is the secret.

>>149492197
It means it comes from after that episode. The plot description indicates there's potential trouble brewing between them by that point.

>>149489017
>>149489121
John Redchunk

Is there going to be an episode where Bill goes on Ozempic because I can't see how else he'd lose that much weight in like 2 episodes. Does that stuff even work that fast? Maybe he got a shameful lipo.

>>149492565
Probably part of a montage of Hank trying to get things back together since he's the light of everyone's life. Or as Boomheur awkwardly put it, "the dang ol KING man"

>>149489048
The american south has been taken over by wild hogs, which is as apropos and hilarious as it sounds.

>>149492565
>My desert....my Arrakis.......my Dune......

>>149488996 (OP)
I feel like I'm going to miss the community of characters the show had.

These are normal enough KotH premises and I'm relieved they are mostly doing normal KotH episodes with a bit of continuing story, rather than today's horrible "each episode starts where the last one left off" storytelling.

But... no Luanne, not much Dale (I wonder if they had any Dale-centric stories they would have done if the actor hadn't died), no Strickland Propane, no Cotton -- it seems like it's just "The Hank and Bobby Show" a lot of the time and that is the core of the show, but still.

(I personally think they should have recast Luanne if only for one episode, or thrown Toby Huss a bone by doing a Cotton flashback episode or something for variety.)

>>149492197
That's from season 2. Bobby and Connie will probably hook up at the season 1 finale where Kahn and mihn get separated

the queen is dead

>>149493417
I am curious to see more of Caesar and if there is a callback to Ladybird

>>149492999
Yeah the summaries sound like they fit. I can already imagine how some of them would play out. While the change in cast can be a bummer I'm willing to give this a chance.

>>149492216
>Couldn't even get a B list celebrity for a guest appearance?

Are you saying there won't be? King of the Hill had always been able to get celebrity guests and cause the show more grounded unlike The Simpsons and Family Guy, most celebs who appear on the show usually portray themselves or sometimes a original character.

>>149489009
>Bobby tries to bond with Hank at the Dallas Cowboys Fantasy Camp, but Willow Interferes.
Why does Willow always ruin the fun?

>>149492197
the secret is pretty obviously going to be that they're divorced

>>149489017
>S14 E9
>Hank vs MRA Incel Hustle Culture grifters episode
kek, this is the one that's going to piss off a lot of /pol/lacks who think Hank is on their side.

>>149495754
Is divorce that big of a deal in South Asian communities? Seems a long ways to go to cover up somethings that's Tuesday for most Americans

>>149495788
Not so sure it's a South Asian thing so much as it's a "Minh and Kahn are shallow social climbers who want to be accepted by stuck up rich people" thing

>>149489017
Why would Peggy need to stay at Bobby's apartment after an MRI? I've had one of those, it doesn't immobilize you. I don't understand that synopsis at all.

>>149495877
"If Ted Wasonasong find out we splitting up, we never get into Nine Rivers Country Club! There strict rule, Hank. Rich divorced people are cool. Divorced people with less than $5 million net are so low-class they might as well go into the kitchen and scrub dishes with illegal immigrant rednecks!"

>>149488996 (OP)
>>149488999
>>149489009
>>149489017
So I assume Bobby and Connie getting together is going to be a running plot throughout the season and Chane's still an asshole, just hiding it behind a friendly facade.

>>149489653
Tammy is an extremely well liked character from one of the most popular episodes of the series. I would think that Judge and the others, unlike most modern entertainment creators, aren't so meanspirited that they'd spite fans like that.

>>149489472
I get the distinct impression that Connie's status is a.) cope from her and b.) in part related to what's going on with her parents and it'll be resolved by the end of the season.

>>149490171
>>149490719
>>149491076
It 100% would come from gambling debts to Rooster and/or Thatherton... or Lane Pratley.

>>149492999
>I feel like I'm going to miss the community of characters the show had.
I'd assume most of the regulars that can still show up are going to show up in some capacity. I hope we get some answer as to what's going on with Buck and Strickland but I don't think you'll see Enrique again unless Danny Trejo's cheap and the rest of them were incidental characters. I'm more interested to see which of the Tom Landry characters shows up. Dooley and Clark Peters and Emily feel like they can just be slotted in wherever.

>>149488996 (OP)
>Bobby runs into a childhood friend in Dallas (Salad)
Connie? The leaked trailer made it seem like they meet at like her college. Unless she's doing some college exchange visit thing, didn't she want to go to Harvard? Did she settle for something more local? Does Dallas have any good reputable colleges (or any that would net bragging rights for attending)?

>>149497394
TV law: everyone goes to college near their home no matter how much sense it would make for them to go to a bigger school.

Hell, the fact that they are actually letting some characters live in Dallas rather than Arlen feels like something what would have been illegal in the 90s. (Even Cotton moved to Arlen in the original show, though his appearances didn't increase.)

>>149488996 (OP)
Saved and webm'd the storyboard leaks. Posting on /wsg/ since some of them are longer than /co/'s runtime limit.
>>>/wsg/5929155
>>>/wsg/5929158
>>>/wsg/5929160
Recovering copies of the files was a bitch and a half, so save them before they get deleted again.

>set in the future
>nobody renamed Arlen to Fartland

>>149497394
I would imagine that there's a whole tie in between Connie's weird relationship stuff, Kahn and Minh's marriage breaking down and Connie going to college in Dallas. Presumably her parents' marriage breaking down caused her to rebel and/or affected her studies meaning she didn't have the grades to get into a more elite school like Stanford or an Ivy and she got more promiscuous as a way of acting out, much like how her mom hooked up with her dad in part because Minh was doing it to piss off the General.

>>149496755
Fuck, I can hear it.

>>149497453
Nice!

>>149492565
>This must be Pearl, the record keeper.

You know I can't really imagine Kahn's divorce lasting long, I imagine it will end similarly to the Costanzas' divorce in Seinfeld with them getting back together, maybe Kahn will get a macaroni statue up his ass, definitely something that makes one of them jealous to try to win the other back.

considering kahn's the one kicked out and forced to stay with bill im going to be pissed if the reason is that kahn did something minh got pissed at him for, when one of the later episodes heavily implied minh has cheated on kahn already for a fucking throwaway joke (the one with the car dealership)

>>149489163
>tiresome.jpg

>>149494679
If they could get a guest star, wouldn't they advertise that fact? Wouldn't the plot be "King of the Hill meets Stephen Colbert" or something? Really proves that the Simpsons will always be the better show.

>>149488996 (OP)
These sound okay actually.

>>149496232
Probably to avoid telling hank something

>>149497899
Did I miss something about this throwaway joke? I've not been around for a few weeks.

>>149490783
He’s a kid. Why would he be drinking alcoholic beers retard

>>149492565
GNU IS NOT UNIX

>>149497489
I think you might have something there but i think they might hint back to the whole "we have enough smart Asians" thing they brought up in the mid seasons with Connie not getting in exclusive schools.

>>149497489
I think you might have something there but i think they might hint back to the whole "we have enough smart Asians" thing they brought up in the mid seasons with Connie not getting in exclusive schools.

>>149492565
Really goes to show that no one will ever be there for Bill. No one picked up the slackafter Hank left to even check on him or be concerned when he never left his house. What a fucking miserable revival.