Jinx is about to blow herself up, what do you say to stop her?

Why would I stop her again?

>>149498334 (OP)
I throw used car batteries into the ocean!

>>149498334 (OP)
Why is she the main character again? Why not Garen?

Hey don't do that

>>149498385
Because without the light of Jinx, the world is a dark and meaningless place

>>149498426
That's so stupid she throws the bomb at you instead

>>149498334 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xANCBLvzcTI

>>149498395
>ANON WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DISPOSE OF THEM AT DESIGNATED BATTERY DISPOAL FACTORY

>>149498334 (OP)
I don't really want to stop her, though. That whole thing with the retarded kid was stupid and tainted her character. Honestly, if not for Singed winning so hard that it bent reality then Season 2 would have been a complete and utter waste.

>>149498334 (OP)
stop her?

>>149499307
Why would you want such a perfect woman to die??

>>149498984
THERE'S NOTHING ON THE BEACHSIDE BILLBOARDS THAT SAY OTHERWISE!

>>149498334 (OP)
BADA BING

>>149498334 (OP)
When last did you shower?
What's 8 x 12?

>>149498334 (OP)
> I'm going to kill myself because I repeatedly just bring bad luck to people I care about.
>lol, just try again or fake your death
10/10 character development

>>149499813
>When did you last shower
Stop asking STUPID question fucker why would you even ask that I'm not going to fucknig answer that

>>149498334 (OP)
trannies love her, maybe it will inspire more than the usual 41% to follow suite.

>>149499031
Isha was cute though

>>149498334 (OP)
>do a flip

>>149498334 (OP)
I'd ask her for sex first, and if that doesn't change her outlook on life then she's a lost cause

>>149500958
Jinx is not for hook ups. She is for handholding, marriage and missionary sex for the purposes of procreation

>>149499917
she just decided to kill herself in a useful way, which ulitmately helped her to change her mind.

>>149499917
Ekko convinced her otherwise. It is an important part of her recovering. Although istg they're gonna make her do an eat pray love thing where she does to Ionia or something to discover herself

>>149498334 (OP)
I would say nothing. I would just listen to her, because that's what no one else did.

>>149498334 (OP)
Imagine being forced to suck on a warm hexgem that has been in jinx's mouth

>>149501022
If she merely breathes on you you'll want to hook up anon. Jinx wants to keep her perfect figure so she'll abort any babies that appear.

>>149501169
"forced"

>>149501169
>we will never get to suck it out of her other holes
life is suffering

>>149501242
You know she hasn't bathed in like, ten years, right? You think the grey is bad? wait till you get close to jinx

>>149501203
Why hook up? Can't I bring her flowers and we can have dinner and go dancing and throw bombs at Piltie goons

>>149501209
She puts it in increasingly inappropriate places then your mouth, until you start to struggle and refuse. Hence forcing you to.

"Have you considered you could rape your sister?"

>>149498334 (OP)
ZA WARUDO!

>>149498334 (OP)
>Jinx is about to blow herself
HOT

oh holy crap my captcha

>>149501169
If she swallowed it, would her digestive system absorb it's power or would it pass though?

"thank you for keeping your body warm"

>>149498407
DEMACIA isn't even popular enough to make it into 2XKO.

>>149501767
>That captcha
OUR QUEEN GRACES THIS THREAD WITH HER PRESENCE

>>149501095
Wouldn't she just pull the pin in that case

ITT: tyrone about to make the worst decision of his life

>>149502184
>It's an actual video
Kek. And that actually was a black guy obsessed with crazy white girls in the previous thread. Shit is real.

>>149502127
if that's what she truly wants you just have to accept it, chud!

>>149498334 (OP)
Do it.

>>149498334 (OP)
I'll just resurrect her like Viego did with Isolde.

>>149502236
For me its because when I was in the first grade some crazy white girl kept attacking me for no reason at all, im pretty sure she had mental issues but I had a bit of a crush on her and that ruined me forever.

>>149503266
Are you that anon from the last thread? What a love story. You should marry her

So are the Arcanefags joining the 2XKO closed beta?

>>149503652
Yes but just to play jinx

You retards still simping for this whore after Arcane ruined her beyond repair

>>149503692
>Ruined
Name one single microscopic way she is flawed. You can't. Because Silco was right. She's perfect

>>149498334 (OP)
Do a backflip.

>>149503692
>Loving jinx
Always. Did so since she first came out in league.

Do backflip, shitlover.

>>149503559
no, which thread was that? Do you have the thread number so i can look at it from the archives?

>>149501560
that's the most romantic date I've ever heard of

>>149504730
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149487584/#149491031

>>149498334 (OP)
Jinx, just open your SAVE file and RESET. Trust me.

>>149498334 (OP)
"Can I lick your armpits before you go"