>>149505105 (OP)
Why are we surprised that he's dead he's a shitty drug addict good riddance. I hope his shitty wife dies next and painfully. She said that castrating men is wonderful and yet she has a son.

What a piece of shit.

>>149505105 (OP)
>reality TV celeb
Fuck him.

>>149505105 (OP)
>this is how I find out
>on /co/
Fucking hell. Via con Dios, Prince of Darkness

>>149505105 (OP)
Is it bad that my first thought upon hearing this news was "oh boy KingCobraJFS’s reaction is gonna be insane"

i hope he still likes all that satanic music and imagery now that he will be spending eternity being tortured in hell having his skin torn off and burning alive all while having visions of his wife and children raped and mutilated by demons

>>149505105 (OP)
I'm still waiting for that bitch Yoko Ono to die. God I hate how that shitty Asian cunt is still alive.

Fuck...this one hurts...

>>149505183
Nah, he's just gonna have giant bats repeatedly biting his head off and putting it back on so they can bite it off again. They're big on irony down there.

>>149505183
You will die alone and unnoticed. Just wanted to make you aware of that fact

>>149505251
>implying rock musicians wouldn't be well received in Hell instead of being forever tortured

>>149505105 (OP)
RIP Ozzy.
You were badass.

>>149505267
>implying death itself is just a continuation of life that goes on forever, becoming a hell in and of itself regardless of where you end up and not simply the cessation of existence as we dissappear into the utter oblivion that awaits us all, saint or sinner, prince or pauper
Shiggity dignity doooooooo

The bat finally got its revenge

>>149505267
If Hell is real and I must repeat IF Hell is real in anyway I got news for you, if you're a mortal sent to any version of Hell you're not going to have a fun time you show up in Hell and its to be tortured.

There is no negotiating Hell exists as a concept to simply punish for the crime of showing up in there. Don't matter if its Gehenna, Hell, the Underworld, or the multiple dimensions of Buddhism Hell. You had the misfortune of showing up there you WILL be tortured. That's the rule of how Hell operates.

And that's the understanding all of humanity has for Hell. You're in Hell now you're fucked.

>>149505183
Bro, he’s the prince of darkness

>>149505410
Hell IS real and it's the only afterlife, everyone goes there when they die. The whole reason the mortal world exists is to produce souls to be tortured in Hell. The entire cosmos is just one big factory that manufactures pain and suffering. There, now you know the biggest cosmic secret of them all.

>>149505410
>>149505435
>the Vatican visits /co/

>>149505410
>be a just and loving Creator God
>create life
>also create a concept/area/dimension made specifically to forever torture, mutilate and cause as much pain as possible for said life when it happens to break an arbitrary rule it likely had no idea was even a thing until it felt the heat of the flames, with absolutely zero hope of ever escaping or even having the concept of hope to begin with, its just pain and misery forever because reasons
>????????????
>profit!

>>149505105 (OP)
Wow, not even a month from his last show.

You will be missed Ozzy

>>149505479

>>149505435
Ozzy and all of us will get an eternity of demon pussy

>>149505479
>>be a just and loving Creator God

BZZZT! That's your first mistake! There isn't a just and loving god, there's only a malicious and spiteful god who wants to see everyone suffer for His own amusement.

>>149505530
Sure, if by "pussy" you mean "unrelenting infinite torture".

christcucks fuck off

>>149505105 (OP)
HE DIED?

>>149505543
Stfu

>>149505543
Then they are a God objectively unworthy of worship and we should immediately kill any and everyone who would advocate for such a monster to control reality itself

>>149505560
I’m not surprised that /co/ is full of religious nuts, everyone on it is autistic, and based on Deviantart, toon-loving autists love VeggieTales and Christianity

Jerking off to cartoon children and inflation is "Christianity accepted" according to them

>>149505559
Keep seething

>>149505560
>Rock dinosaur becomes extinct
>religious debate ensues

>>149505128
Kys tranny

Best Ozzy /co/?

>>149505617
>Then they are a God objectively unworthy of worship

Wrong. You should worship Him because he'll torture you if you don't. The only rule that really matters is this: the strongest one around makes the rules, and if you aren't strong enough to dethrone them, you should accept your place on the food chain. All of the inconsistencies of religion are deliberate, because He is just as inconsistent, on account of being absolutely insane, and hellbent on making everyone suffer forever, just because He can, and no one can stop Him.

Sucks how Ozzy’s final roles in anything cartoon-related were voicing characters from brainrot animated KidzSlop

Rest in power, Prince.

>>149505588
He could barely walk even though he was about to get on his farewell tour.

>>149505655
Mine.

>>149505662
Grow a pair faggot

So was he good at music or just popular?

>>>149505673
Ozzy, you're chickening out of immortality so soon?

>>149505105 (OP)
He was going woke towards the end so good riddance really

>>149505479
>>149505543
>>149505560
>>149505662
>the reddit atheists and larp gnostics are here
Have you tried actually reading passages from the Bible in context before saying something so fucking ignorant?

>>149505432
the faggy nickname he gave himself doesnt matter. he is currently being skewered anally with rusty railroad spike while maggots eat their way out of his body and and endless barrage of suffering that our minds cant even comprehend awaits him. never ending. never getting a single moment of respite.
and he isn't special. all who reject Jesus await the exact same fate

I'm surprised he wasn't dead earlier, drugs really messed him up later in life.

>>149505655

Why does this thread feel like Dead Internet Theory?

F.

>>149505698

Yes.

>>149505696
Here's another secret: humanity doesn't want a kind, loving god. The self-proclaimed Messiah showed up preaching love and tolerance and understanding, and what happened to him? He got nailed to a fucking stick. Doesn't that say everything? More and more people are showing that they don't want a merciful god, they want a hateful god who will kill everyone they despise, even if the god kills them too in the process, because they'd rather die with those they hate than let go of that hate. They want plagues and floods and pillars of fucking salt. Why not just give them what they want?

>>149505128
>HEY EVERYONE, LOOK AT ME! I DEMAND YOUR ATTENTION AS I SAY THE CONTARIAN THING! FOR MY NEXT TRICK, I WILL SEXUALLY ASSAULT THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL LOVE ON KICK!

Here's your (you) tweaker.

>>149505710
Maybe he was feeling holy terror?

>>149505747
SUB

>>149505743
for some fucking reason /co/ is easily one of the most bot-infested blue boards

>>149505183
Are you ok anon? Do you need a hug?

>>149505756
>"WAAAAAHHHHH!!!"
Nice argument, fagtard

Reminder to everyone that the report function exists for a reason and that trolling and shitposting are against Global Rules 3 & 6.

>>149505105 (OP)
burn in hell prince of the underworld

>>149505662
Yes, my dad was an total asshole, too. Are you going to actually contribute to the thread or are you just going to whine about how unfair life is?

>>149505802
Look at the world we live in. Look at how many people call themselves Christians while completely failing to practice any of Christ's teachings, and go around all but literally smacking people with bibles and crosses. Look at how many people turn religion into a weapon, look at how many people commit deadly sins and call them virtues. Demons are supposed to be cruel, cunning, heartless and terrible, but they never burned and tortured and ripped each other apart and called it morality.

>>149505105 (OP)
Man, I thought he was gonna be immortal. Rest in peace, Ozzy.

>>149505859
fag alert fag alert

>>149505655
I am thorn between SP or Trolls 2?

>>149505673
I was gonna say the same thing. I'm replaying Brutal Legend right now, almost completed it. He was also my first cosplay as well.

>>149505443
Pop quiz: What's the BEST place to eat in Chicago?

>>149505721
Have you ever tried thinking on your own?

>>149505729
Imagine if he didn't do the loads of drug he did between the 70s and the 90s. The man could have passed 100 years easily.

>>149505698
him and tony iommie pretty much invented metal, black sabbath invented metal, ozzy was the king of metal. this is like elvis dying but for metal heads.

>>149505559
Here's the thing nutty.

What if I *like* torture and find it sexual?

>>149505874
but enough about your dad

>>149505929
Have you ever tried to draw better?

>>149505853
So your arguement is we should all just be a bunch of assholes because.....we're all already a bunch of assholes?
Have you been offically diagnosed with some form of autism, by chance? Asking without a hint of irony, I legitimately think your brain isn't functioning normally compared to most people

>>149505906
>Trolls 2

Nobody watches that garbage except for IPad kids and FaceBook moms, as well as Tumblrites for some reason

How many times has been reported to be dead now?

>>149505623
I mean he died for *all* our sins. Even the weird ones no one in Judea in 33 AD would know about.

>>149505962
Hey man, that's low.

>>149505183
He was Christian.

>>149505962
>stalkerfag is a christcuck
If you know Iesus Nazarenus Rex Iudaeorum doesn't like fags, why do you insist in sucking on my cock all day, dude?

>>149505949
at least he didn't die ass up on the toilet.

>>149505959
Everyone has their limit. You'll reach yours sooner or later.

>>149505972
It's a silly movie that is fun to watch while high or with the family.

>>149505743
/v/ and /co/ are popular boards and /co/ has been kinda "melting" into a weird slop. Like you see al the weird ODDLY specific threads about certain things, or that bots love coming to the popular boards to keep things going.

It wasn't even a AI thing like today, it's just a chat bot, born of either some troll who made it and set it into the wild and didn't pick it up, or some schizo wanting some weird "blue and orange" version of revenge.

both black sabbath and solo ozzy had some bangers. rest in peace ozz man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRF9UkVbBrU&list=RDxRF9UkVbBrU&start_radio=1&ab_channel=OzzyOsbourneVEVO

>>149505105 (OP)
F

>>149505942
Hmmm having some good times with drugs in my youth or getting to live over 100yo without partying, riled with dementia and in a world that gets shittier by the minute.
Hard choice.

>>149505105 (OP)
>>149505170
Same. No More Tears will be hitting differently from now on.

>>149505967
>So your arguement is we should all just be a bunch of assholes because.....we're all already a bunch of assholes?

Close. I'm saying that we should just admit that we're a bunch of assholes and stop pretending to care about anything except sating our base urges. You're going to suffer forever in Hell whether you commit one sin, a thousand, a million, or even zero, so you might as well have fun while you're up here, and go for a new record. And wouldn't it be refreshing to finally be honest with yourself?

>>149505987
Learn to draw

>>149505756
I'm sorry God I didn't ask for a pillar of Salt. I wanted a Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition.

>>149505853
God I remember my r/atheism phase back in high school. I miss my old Trilby, it has a nice rabbit pattern inside.

>>149506119
So you're just going to pretend that religious hypocrites don't exist?

>>149506086
Well it's its all the same to God above, why don't we all just kill ourselves here and now? Why dont you start? Be the trendsetter you clearly want to be, big boy

Why does /co/ feel like it's full of 12yos posting the least subtle bait I've seen in years all of a sudden? I know it's summer but it has been for a while now, today seems particularly bad.

RIP Ozzy. Animated video, since we're on /co/:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMDFv5m18Pw

In remembrance to Ozzy, here’s a song from British animated show The Dreamstone where Ozzy lend his vocals https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn2hbazQ2CM&pp=ygURVGhlIGRyZWFtc3RvbiB3YXI%3D

>>149506143
>Why dont you start?

Because I'm still working to reach the high score, and convincing other people into sin racks up points like crazy.

>>149506139
Who here is actually arguing they dont? You're shouting out that the sky is blue and are having the gall to get upset when no one listens to you.

>>149506091
Get a life, and stop sucking me off

Glad this weirdo's dead

>>149506143
First we should start washing nigger feet like Jesus tells us to.

>>149506183
Then you yourself are a hypocrite and a coward and we have nothing else to discuss. Good day and God bless, anon

>>149506201
Kys

>>149505972
>Doesn't watch Stupid shit for the hell of it even if it's not a "good movie"

Lemme guess, you'd rather suck on a box of wine while watching sundance film movies only other art nerds would watch?

>>149506144
Lucky school starts up again next month. Hopefully the teacher are good at taking the little faggots phones away.

>>149506206
>Then you yourself are a hypocrite

Actually, it's kind of hard to be a hypocrite when your guiding philosophy is "do whatever's best for you". I'm basically a bodhisattva of evil. I forgo endarkenment myself so I can help others on the path to endarkenment. Just call me a Bad Samaritan!

>>149505105 (OP)
holy shit really? God somehow I thought he'd just be hanging on til he was 120 and looking like some creepy ancient mummy
RIP man, you were great in Little Nicky.

>>149506006
Says you. At least I'm not whinging about religion in a random Ozzy thread on /co/ on 4chan.

F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofBZmgvB-Hc

>>149506208
No, then I'd be dead too and I don't want to share too many similarities with this weirdo

>>149506255
Hey, I'm not the dumbass who thought he was going to Heaven.

he was on the list and about to blab because of guilt

>Look Ma, im being an edgy contrarian on da intranets!
>AINT I COOL?!

>>149506086
>t. I just want a excuse to rape and murder without going to Prison and getting gaped by Dimitrious the Negro Giant of Wisconon.

vax status?

>>149506285
Everyone wants to be free from consequences deep down. Shit, look at where we are: a place where people can say what they really think without the fear that anyone they know in real life will ever find out. Doesn't that pretty much prove my point by itself?

>>149506270
Keep seething

>>149506297
jabbed

>>149506205
Enjoy your vacation

>>149505105 (OP)
76. Just a fucking kid.

>>149506222
I state that I don’t wanna watch a bad slop movie made for babies and you get all defensive about it, fucking lmao. No adult watches Trolls, you gonna defend Minions next?

The only animated films I watch are good shit, stuff made for everyone of all ages and stuff where artists have creative control. Not some celebrity VA cashgrab shit.

>>149506285
>Black rape out of nowhere

>>149506182
Ozzy was in that?
I remember the german dub from when I was a kid

>>149506139
Oh no they do. But you're just going stupidly fatalistic about it because one time a Catholic Pope got yeeted out the window for being caught in the act.

We all sin. If God punished us for every single one, no one would get to Heaven, or at least it would be a bureaucratic nightmare.

I think you're fine as long as you walk the earth with good words in your heart, a song in your ears, and love for your fellow man, regardless of creed, religion, sexuality, race, etc etc.

Love ya Ozzy. Rest in Peace, but make a pitstop in hell to high five satan.

>>149506321
And yet here we are, calling you out for being a dick simply for the sake of it. Just because you're twisted in the head doesn't mean the other 8 billion or so people on this planet are the same.

Unironically seek help anon, its never too late to come back to the light. Trust me

>>149505183
>>149505726
I'm sick of the ozzy spam too but what is this unhinged dogshit? Seek therapy or kill yourself already

>>149506236
It's America, they barely get paid.

He should've played an old bat in zootopia.

>>149506411
>We all sin. If God punished us for every single one, no one would get to Heaven, or at least it would be a bureaucratic nightmare.

Au contraire, mon ami. It actually makes the system a lot simpler, because instead of having to decide whether to use the big HEAVEN stamp or the big HELL stamp on every individual cosmic permanent record, only one stamp is needed.

>>149506416
>Just because you're twisted in the head doesn't mean the other 8 billion or so people on this planet are the same.

How many of those people are completely innocent? How many of them have never committed even a single sin?

>>149506411
>I think you're fine as long as you walk the earth with good words in your heart, a song in your ears, and love for your fellow man, regardless of creed, religion, sexuality, race, etc etc.
The natural human instinct is to hate, rape, and murder everybody and everything that isn't yourself, so that's a very tall order.

>>149506493
>The natural human instinct is to hate, rape, and murder everybody and everything that isn't yourself

See, this guy gets it!

>>149506493
uuuuuuh thats not MY natural instinct...
maybe you should get that checked out

>>149506321
Yeah just because I *can* say nigger all I want without soap in my mouth, don't make me any more intelligent. Just because you can doesn't mean you always should.

Surprise surprise, this is a image board where people like talking about shit. And also where freedom of speech means I can call you the following.

Doofus

>>149506516
>uuuuuuh thats not MY natural instinct...

Bullshit, you evolved from the same savage, brutish proto-apes as every other human on this fucking rock. We never really moved on from the "hit each other over the head with rocks" phase, we just learned how to make bigger rocks that do more damage.

Enjoy this animated music video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw79RVnlCb0

What was the best Ozzy cameo?

Also I think any child that uses the internet should get 10 lashes, their parents should get 100.

>>149506476
Ah, I get it now. This is an ego thing. You think you and you alone should determine the fate of everyone on Earth, likely as a means to reassert control over your life when the world is constantly showing you that you in fact have no control over anything at all. You're at the mercy of a uncaring universe, and that thought terrifies you, so you try your damndest to make sure there's at least *someone* or *something* that provides some measure of comfort. You want there to be a hell and you want everyone to go there because that at least means there's some semblance of order to everything, even if its negative. You prefer the flames to the uncertainty, and you want to make sure everyone else is on board as well.

How's my aim? Am I in the ballpark?

>>149506570
>You think you and you alone should determine the fate of everyone on Earth

Everyone thinks that. Everyone would become a dictator if they had enough power and nothing stopping them. I'm just more honest about it.

>>149506516
Society teaches us how to suppress it for the sake of getting anything done in life.

>>149506586
And that's the underlying cause behind all of society's problems: the inability to reconcile the desire to be a civilized higher being with the little monkey in the brain who screams "I WANT ALL OF THE BANANAS AND ALL OF THE GIRL MONKEYS AND I WANT IT NOW!"

>>149506407
He only singed that song, he didn’t voiced anyone in the actual show

>>149506493
>The natural human instinct is to hate, rape, and murder everybody and everything that isn't yourself


Well alright then. C'mere nerd.

>>149506582
>>149506586
>>149506616
Kys subhuman retards

>>149505655
That has to be best Kenny's Death by far

>>149506616
Well, go masturbate and fling shit in your little corner while the rest of us continue on with civilization. Last (you) you're getting from me

>>149506586
if humans are naturally violent why did they invent a society that keeps them from being violent

>>149506331
Why do you?

who is ozzy osborn?

>>149506654
>subhuman

Bitch, we're all subhuman. We pretend to be civilized and rational and above base urges but the monkey's always gonna be living in our brains, waiting for any opportunity to take control and get those fucking bananas.

>>149505655
>>149506659
>tfw I was like ten when this episode aired and had never heard about the bat incident
>legit thought this IRL rock star bit the head off a small child just for funsies
Like yeah, i knew it was a cartoon. It just came outta fucking nowhere for me

>>149506706
Stfu

>>149506731
See? The monkey in your brain is getting angry because he doesn't like being contradicted. He doesn't like the idea of being wrong.

>>149506548
What about the other things like Females caring for their young? The creation of society? the concept of agriculture at all? People uniting for many different reasons, even if they're completely different types of people?

What about every single miraculous moment of peace and unity humanity has done time and time again, even in spite of the horrors of history?
Or are you just going to keep changing those goalposts so you can keep acting like a smug kid that assumes he's understood the meaning of life?

>>149506678
Because we realized that nothing's ever going to get done if none of us are left.

>>149506332
every single time

>>149506754
>What about every single miraculous moment of peace and unity humanity has done time and time again, even in spite of the horrors of history?

How long did those moments last? The world sure isn't peaceful or united now. We're only getting further away from that, actually.

>>149506803
Sure, but if none of us are left, then there's nothing that needs to be done anymore. The problem solves itself.

>>149506809
Just remember these words little edgy spergie.
>Nothing ever happens

Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe, it's not too late
To learn how to love and forget how to hate

>>149506876
Nothing good, at any rate. People kill the dictator and celebrate his death, they call it the start of a new age of freedom, and then a few months or years pass, and whoever killed the dictator has become as bad as him, and it's right back to business as usual. That's why it's called a revolution.

>>149506297
>>149506332
>>149506805
He was a 76 year old ex-hard drug addict with Parkinson's who had been famously unhealthy for decades.

>>149506933
Buh buh but da vacks!

>>149506933
This. Its honestly a miracle that he didnt die like fifteen years ago

>>149506803
Why would we need to get things done if we're just supposed to kill each other?

>>149505182
didn't expect to see Cobes here of all places holy shit

>>149506582
>if
See that's your problem. You equate power to violence and hatred, when there's a goddamn smorgasbord of people throughout history that prove to the contrary. You honestly think if pic related got elected to become President, he'd suddenly turn around and arrest all the white boys?

Seconding >>149505967 question, are you neruodivergent in some way?

>>149507105
And of course forgot my pic

>>149507105
>You equate power to violence and hatred, when there's a goddamn smorgasbord of people throughout history that prove to the contrary.

Oh please, no powerful person got there by being a good person all the time.

>>149507105
>>149507121
Someone probably did if he got assassinated.

>>149507317
See what I mean? Another person shows up preaching equality and tolerance, and the motherfucker gets rewarded with a bullet. How many more times does that have to happen before you finally understand?

>>149507000
I dunno... the need for food, shelter, etc. Can't get any of that if you're too busy being a killer 24/7.

>>149507373
So just launch all the nukes now, is that what you're saying, anon? Kill everything and everyone so we dont have to worry about anything ever? Just make life SO FUCKING EASY that we never have to feel anything, bad, good or anything in-between, ever again? Make things so simple and so predictable that nothing can ever surprise or hurt us?

Grow the fuck up, you sniveling little child. The world will be waiting when you finally do