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Anonymous No.149509862 >>149509979 >>149510507 >>149510769 >>149510948 >>149511050 >>149511502 >>149514140
Legit, how was this guy in the wrong?
Anonymous No.149509979 >>149509995 >>149510693
>>149509862 (OP)
Anonymous No.149509995 >>149510010
>>149509979
Anonymous No.149510010 >>149510031 >>149511712
>>149509995
Anonymous No.149510031 >>149511073
>>149510010
Anonymous No.149510507 >>149510576 >>149510645 >>149511129
>>149509862 (OP)
I donโ€™t get why people like this snail, like yeah her boyfriend d was toxic but sheโ€™s also kinda a bitch from what Iโ€™ve seen on these threads.
Anonymous No.149510576
>>149510507

>look! The anon has based his opinion of a stranger on 4chan posts!
Anonymous No.149510645 >>149510693 >>149513782
>>149510507
Objection your honor. The prosecution has supplied no direct evidence in this statement or in discovery that the defendant was in any way abusive towards his client. I move to strike anon's testimony from the record as hearsay.
Anonymous No.149510693 >>149510761
>>149510645
See
>>149509979
Tell me thatโ€™s not a bitch move.
Anonymous No.149510726
They're so fucking based
I laugh my ass off with every single comic.
Anonymous No.149510761
>>149510693
Your honor, the prosecution is now providing additional hearsay as character evidence, but towards deplatforming his own client instead of my own. I motion for an early recess so we can figure out what the fuck is going on.
Anonymous No.149510769 >>149511005
>>149509862 (OP)
>how was this guy in the wrong?
>16. He's Not Wrong...
Anonymous No.149510787
Where is the fucking judge
Anonymous No.149510948 >>149510983
>>149509862 (OP)
I remember when this comic was discovered, at first we thought she was exaggerating to make herself look good and her ex boyfriend like a little bitch.
BUT THEN, it turned out the boyfriend lurked /k/ and came here to defend himself, and he was even more of a little bitch than in the comics, in fact the comic portrayal was in a way flattering.
Boy what a ride, this comic was worth it just for that.
Anonymous No.149510983 >>149511053
>>149510948
Please supply this evidence to the court.
Anonymous No.149511005 >>149511029 >>149511031 >>149511293
>>149510769
The "..." implies that she does think he's in the wrong while being technically correct. His words portray someone reasonable while he's drawn to be stupid/angry for calling out the author who is always right and can do no wrong despite lying for no reason.
Anonymous No.149511029
>>149511005
nah, you are a fucking retard
Anonymous No.149511031
>>149511005
>at the time of this book's publication we're still only at number 40... He's still not wrong.
Anonymous No.149511050
>>149509862 (OP)
It was just an awkward encounter
Anonymous No.149511053 >>149511089 >>149511106
>>149510983
It's testimony, and I just testified.
Anonymous No.149511073 >>149511203
>>149510031
4chan, be honest: how many of you have enough platonic friends to have sexual dreams about? What?
Anonymous No.149511089
>>149511053
Objection your honor. Prosecution's witness has only supplied further hearsay with no substantiative evidence. Permission to cross-examine and treat the witness as hostile.
Anonymous No.149511106
>>149511053
I believe you because thatโ€™s much funnier to think about. Is /k/ filled with pussies like him?
Anonymous No.149511129 >>149511153
>>149510507
she's cute irl.
Judge No.149511153
>>149511129
Objection your honor. The plaintiff's physical attractiveness has no bearing on the case. Motion to strike anon's testimony from the record.
Anonymous No.149511203
>>149511073
I never had a sexual dream about a friend, but I did jerk off thinking about fucking them. I would never want to date them. And they look okay but nothing mind blowing. But she just said something. I don't know if I should say what she said, but it got me going. But I only jerked off to her once or twice. I probably shouldn't have, but it's not like anyone knows, so the morality is probably fine.
Anonymous No.149511293 >>149511375 >>149514282
>>149511005
You're not actually entitled to know what music strangers are listening to. She's just awkwardly trying to be polite about this and he's forcing the issue with a chip on his shoulder to such an extent you'd think he had it out for her. He's the kind of person who makes you want to avoid public transport. It's not some male thing either. You bump into crazy women at bus stops who act similar.
Anonymous No.149511375 >>149514282
>>149511293
Also part of this kind of humor is the absurdity of telling a fib to the one person who can somehow call you out on it. Especially kidz bop.
Anonymous No.149511502 >>149513328
>>149509862 (OP)
looks like some Shmorky shit
i miss Shmorky. I miss sane Shmorky.
Anonymous No.149511712
>>149510010
I occasionally wonder if Grace will have a kid. She's probably like mid-30s so maybe not, but I feel like a decent amount of people change their minds when they get past their 20s.
Defense No.149513319
I move for a mistrial.
The fucking judge never showed up.
Anonymous No.149513328
>>149511502
Shmorky was never sane
Anonymous No.149513782 >>149513824
>>149510645
I'll pretend you said strike anon's testicles from the record as heresy and allow it.
Defense No.149513824
>>149513782
Thank you your honor.
Anonymous No.149514140
>>149509862 (OP)
I went to WUSTL and visited the city museum, definitely while she worked there. That worm has to be a nig irl. I can see how her ex was a fag, shit sucks in rural misery and southern IL. I feel bad I never met Gracie and completely understand her feelings but if she didnt like it I hope she moved.
Anonymous No.149514282
>>149511293
>>149511375

Yeah, it's her throwing out something random but completely inane to politely cut off conversation but the guy actually listens to enough of the franchise to know how many albums there are.
Anonymous No.149514879
I didn't realize Grace made a book