Everything wrong with modern comics summed up in one image

>>149518125 (OP)
Kys rajeet

>>149518125 (OP)
The X-men used to do shit like this all the time, in the 80s. So who’s at fault here?

>>149518125 (OP)
She-Hulk's last run was 85% eating scenes.

>>149518148
And now the X-Men are polyamorus she's as a result
>>149518155
Thank you for proving my point

>>149518125 (OP)
>superheroes being fun
SAVE US SNYDER

>>149518125 (OP)
Why is Batman eating a burger instead of taking care of himself? This is so out of character for him considering he can't afford to slip up like Superman or Wonder Woman can

>>149518176
Learn to spell, thirdie

>>149518196
Headcanon it out.

>>149518178
whats fun about promoting unhealthy eating?

>>149518196
I don't think a single burger will destroy his body unless the Condiment King spiked it with genetically lethal ketchup and mustard.

>>149518196
There's literally a batman comic making fun of this dumbass view on Bruce's diet

>>149518217
Kys autist

>>149518217
Slob lifestyle is america's favorite activity. You wouldn't get it.

>>149518246
>see people eating food
>immediately thinks of slob behaviour
It must suck to live in the third world

>>149518125 (OP)
Considering the architecture there in Gotham, how many people do you think are dying as this sit on a rooftop eating fast food like teenage girls? Does the artist not realize how emasculating this is for Bruce and Clark?

>>149518266
Do you ever stop being a faggot?

>>149518125 (OP)
Superman by his own admission does not need to eat, so why did he get so many burgers?

>>149518246
How come America gets this reputation when it has the most gyms and gym populace in the world and meanwhile Mexico has such a child obesity epidemic that certain areas of the country literally do not allow you to buy soda unless you are 18

>>149518237
Really?

>>149518266
even if they are on a food break what villain or criminal is stupid enough to commit crimes while 3 of the major heroes are in close distance?

>>149518148
The x-men aren’t patriarchal/matriarchal types. They’re teenagers at school. Even though they’re adults now this image would even work if it were dick, Donna and Conner. But it doesn’t work for 40-something year olds (and yes, obviously Diana is older than that).

Anyone refusing to admit this is being willfully obtuse.

>>149518341
Are you not allowed to eat burgers after a certain age or something?

>>149518125 (OP)
>Random Image
>NOW ZAT ZE DUTS 'AS ZETTLED, VAT VENT WRONG?!

I swear the person who started this should be beaten with lead pipes.

>>149518196
Batman's a honed guy who does exercise every night. Let the guy have a cheat day and have a burg.

>>149518360
The origin for this particular strawman about the burgers was from a Tweet made by a Synder guy complaining about Gunn making the DCU more colorful, someone reposted it as bait and /co/ has constantly taken the bait ever since

>>149518297
Fattest mexican kid can beat the fittest american adult male.

>>149518125 (OP)
Everything else aside, this is also just extremely poorly drawn. Why is Wonder Woman’s left leg so deformed? Why is Batman’s left leg so much longer than his right? No it’s not accountable to forced perspective, they’re vastly different sizes. Why does Superman have no belt loops on the side? Why is the city at such a weird angle as if it were being tilted toward us? We’re seeing a bottom-up angle of the roof they’re perched on and yet somehow also seeing below them? Why is their wind blowing their capes and yet a box of French fries is sitting unmoved at an already impossible angle?

>>149518312
>>149518376
The comic was basically Bruce being super autistic about his diet to the point he was miserable. He then gets a notice that clay face is attacking a burger joint and he finds out the Clayface went ape shit because while he can mimic a human form he can't mimic the taste buds needed to taste delicious food and it's making him upset because he just wanted to feel normal for once. batman beats him up and Bruce realizes that it's okay to enjoy a burger once in a while

>>149518356
Im sorry but you’re being disingenuous and it’s not even worth discussing. Either you’re autistic and don’t understand posture and art in general or you’re trolling.

>>149518387
I hate bait. It kills my want to join conversation because I can't tell if it's someone's attempt to get me to respond, or a genuine question or conversation starter.

>>149518196
He's not even eating a burger, it's Clark and Diana pigging out. He's drinking a soda but even then you can just argue he's drinking water in the cup

>>149518425
Are you not allowed lay down and sit pretzel style and eat burgers after a certain age or something?

>>149518411
That’s the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard

It's great that comics are just now women's daytime television.

>>149518447
Why

>>149518446
Why not engage in a genuine discussion about posing and art? This is art, everything is specifically chosen. The poses they’re in are extremely juvenile and intentionally so. It’s very intentionally saying “see they’re just big kids at heart.”

>>149518450
See look at this. I just know the guy posting it and just ringing a dinner bell and waiting giggling for me to just respond. It's just super heroes eating food. What's the point? I'm a fucking normie, I don't look at this and have my neurons spark in rage.

Why is bait even a thing?

>>149518462
So what? They're not sitting stoically eating burgers and drinking beer? Who cares, it's guys in costumes with super powers, I think they can slouch a bit in their off time.

>>149518463
You don't get it. It's all they do now.

>>149518462
Okay so you aren't allowed to sit a certain way after a certain age. What's the cut off age? 18?

>>149518471
stoically? Dude Supes is grinning, hunched over and spilling his slop everywhere and Diana is puffing her cheeks out like they're ten year olds

>>149518463
Because this board, this site, hell the entire internet just runs on you being perpetually angry and people are so used to it that there addicted to the anger

>>149518481
Reading comprehension

>>149518196
Hes drinking a free water.

>>149518471
I’m genuinely shocked you didn’t try to deny this. This thread has happened 100000 times and the few times Ive popped in I haven’t had the sure of someone being honest for once in defending this.

To the point, no I don’t think they should be shown in such a childish light. Eating is fine, Busiek’s Trinity opens with a scene of them at a restaurant. I love that comic. But them lounging around looking like teenagers with munchies after a joint simply doesn’t fit the characters.

Nobody in their 40s does this let alone people who, presumably, just had some sort of harrowing episode given they’re still in costume. I don’t think it serves the characters to disarm them in such a way they it makes them look aloof. None of the three are flakey and childish in their characterization.

>>149518266
Cant Superman move faster than a blink of an eye? He can just stop all crime in the city instsntly then eat his burger. EZ.

>>149518486
That's my theory as well. I remember ages ago in a Cracked article, that something about feeling angry somehow releases some kinda chemical in the brain system that "feels good" or something like that, and apparently you can get "addicted" to anger.

Mind you that article was like, before 2010 I think? It was such a long time ago, but it stuck to me ever since. Some people just enjoy the rage, especially if they believe it's "Righteous Outrage".


Then the morons forget that the brain literally cannot endure being negative 24/7 and they fry out. Gotta take moments to enjoy things and take in peace, lest you hurt yourself.

>>149518478
Who said anything about being “allowed” to do something you insufferable faggot? It’s about established personality. If you had any of these three speaking like a surfer bro or valley girl it would be just as out of place.

Even when their not eating they're talking about food.

>>149518531
Ahhh when was it established that the three of them dont like burgers?

>>149518450
The food in this looks like shit. Western comics can never make food look good.

>>149518531
>It’s about established personality. If you had any of these three speaking like a surfer bro or valley girl it would be just as out of place.
This should be in the OP of every single one of these threads. It really just comes down to this.
>>149518125 (OP)

>>149518511
But who cares? It's superheroes? Why is that the game breaker for you? It's like asking "How are the toys alive in Toy Story?", I asked that in high school and got laughed at because guess what, it DOESN'T matter, it's a story about toys coming to life, I shouldn't be THAT autistic about it.

>>149518555
Why are you trolling? Honest question? You know it’s not about the food and it’s about the posture because the reply was to this >>149518478?

Why do this? Honest question.

women or effeminate men should never be allowed to write

>>149518565
See: >>149518531

Because established personality is important. If they like, omigosh, like, totally, idk, like started speaking like this, you know, like, if they sounded like, idk, some valley girl who chews, um, you know like bubble gum, they’d like, be totally different characters.

>>149518565
>It's like asking "How are the toys alive in Toy Story?
No it isn’t. Taking this example it would be like wondering why buzz was using a cowboy accent and woody was using technobabble astronaut lingo. Because that would completely undermine their characters.

Why are you being so disingenuous?

>>149518571
At what age are you not allowed to lay around or sit pretzel style? 18? When was it established that the three of them have rigid sitting styles

>>149518450

>>149518660
Oooh Nasty...

>>149518594
>women having a spa day? AHHHHHHHH THIS IS DEMORALISING ME!!!

>>149518673
>Choosing the worst version of Batman as your counter argument

We don't have a problem with Superheroes eating, It's them eating all the time.

>>149518688
shut the fuck up BITCH

>>149518690
You know what fuck it, I have last week's comics downloaded, I'm gonna read through them alongside the next 3 months worth of releases and I'm gonna catalogue how many times there's scenes of them eating. Let's see how often this really happens. I'll include context behind each scene and then in 3 months let's see if this is really such an epidemic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg5QBrwKF94

>>149518196
You don't get it. He's eating a Batburger made out of bat meat, researched by Wayne corp to taste great but also be healthy, very popular in china

>I'll get drive-thru

>>149518690
>Superheroes eat too much!

Really? This is the level of inane whining we’ve reached?

This is the most pathetic thread I've seen in my entire life. Imagine the husk of a person you'd have to be in order for
>BATMAN'S EATING UNHEALTHY!
to be something you care deeply about

>>149518804
it's because it's depicted in such a way as to be hashtag relatable

>>149518804
The problem isn't the food, for example no one cares that in Fantastic Four there's scenes of the family eating dinner because
A) promotes family values
B) it's a healthy home cooked meal

We have a problem with degenerate lifestyle choices being pushed like that McDonald's is okay or that sitting the way batman and superman does in the OP is okay and not at all emasculating.

No one wants to see Spider-Man eat a street hotdog and then cry about his life, we want to see him beat up the bad guy

>>149518828
Oh okay I get it now, this is actually some weird culture war thing all along

>>149518196
Like Batman doesn't burn 3000 calories a day fighting crime.

>>149518450
>Eating food with your fingers when you have long nails
Good thing he is blind.

>>149518125 (OP)
Only thing bad I can see with this is the fact the modern comics forgot about heroes having alter egos or basically having normal lives most of the time until they are needed to be heroes

>>149518463
The actual context is that she hulk is possessed by gluttony in a storyline where the 7 deadly sins have possessed multiple heroes and villains

>>149518895
She hulk is blatantly black coded

>>149518905
So?
She still ate like a pig in her own series.

>>149518918
Trans coded.

Genuine question, but for some of you when do you think you'll get to the point where you want to stop being outraged over everything

>>149518988
I'm perpetually angry

>>149518918
And? I wish anyone who do that to lost their nails in their salad and choke on it.

>>149518125 (OP)
Superman is a whopperman
Batman stans Big Macs
Wonder Woman likes Wendy's
Green Lantern goes to Jack in a Box
Flash prefers Subway

>>149518293
He can enjoy things unlike you.

Ah the "only teenage girls eat fast food its inherently emasculating" indian autist is back.

>>149518293
To make those poor wagecucks work for his amusement

>>149518938
>Black
>Trans
>Jewish
Same difference

>>149519107
Didn't say it was a good thing and Kek same, spending 500 dollars on fake nails just so you can choke on them while eating lobster soaked in butter...poetic justice.

>>149518938
>She hulk pisses standing up
TOPKEK

>>149518828

take your meds geez

>>149518125 (OP)
Exactly! Superman's Kryptonian DNA allows him a biological cheat code when it comes to diet and muscle maintenance like putting junk in a fusion reactor's fuel line, he can afford to make dumb decisions such as these.Batman on the other hand can't afford mistakes by eating high calorie, greasy basedbean-oiled foods considering the shit he goes through on the daily. Like, are you fucking kidding me? He only gets five hours of sleep a night and back to fighting crime. Wonder Woman sure whatever like, I mean she's magically enhanced and divine so she can do whatever the fuck.

when Martian Manhunter eats 20 billion oreos nobody says anything but the moment an American superhero dares to eat a hamburger he’s a slob who’s ruining everything

>>149518196
What the fuck is wrong with you, fucking loser

>>149519237
Batman isn't eating in that picture though

>>149519260
>Diana
>American

>Pose /co/ with a moral question.
>They side with hedonism every time.

I think the autists in this thread should be killed in real life. Genuinely worthless vermin.

>>149519260
>Kal-El
>American

>>149519268
That third bag on the gargoyle says otherwise, bro.

>>149519279
What moral question?

>>149518125 (OP)
What the fuck is "Planet Burger"?
What no Big Belly Burger or Taco Whiz?

>>149519279
Kill yourself

>>149519291
You mean the bag on Diana's Gargoyle?

>"I must defend the industry!"
The Industry.

>all these seething posts
Damn, burgerland whales really hate being called out huh

>>149519308
Royalties

>>149518125 (OP)
OP, why does a picture of a burger make you lose your shit?

>>149519322
Batman can reach for it with his bathook ez.

>>149519281
Yes I do think people defending the fact the the OP Is showing an emaculating picture of two men eating junk food like teenage girls deserve to go to

>>149519323
>>149519328
Kys retard

You know a post is abhorrent when you can't tell if it's an attempt at humor or pure autism, and you don't know what would be worse.

>>149519287
he was just a baby and barely spent any time on Krypton, he was raised in Kansas. he fights for truth, justice, and the American way. for all intents and purposes, he is American. every “pure blooded white American” is actually British.

>>149518125 (OP)
Civilians down below being genocided by supervillain minions and criminals all across the corners of the earth: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP US JUSTICE LEAGUE, NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Superman with burgers and fries: You guys hear something?

Batman with milkshake: You ask us farm boy, super hearing and all that.

Wonder Woman with more Burgers and more Fries: Oh you boys!

>>149518125 (OP)
Batman does NOT EAT!

I thought Morgan Spurlock died.

>>149519344
Before faggot vermin like you swarmed this website, you could go a whole 5 minutes without seeing an embarrassing faggot loser trying to moralize about shit that doesn't matter. I wonder if you're even aware of that, or you genuinely think 4chan was always unreadable dogshit only used by addicts.

>>149519397
No faggots like your runied the site by letting leftists take over and making everything shit

>>149519362
>every “pure blooded white American” is actually British.
And they can cope all they want but they'll never be what they want

>>149519405
Commit suicide. No one will miss you.

>>149518125 (OP)
What the fuck are you talking about? Comic books were already doing that shit back in the Silver age

>>149518266
Which psychotic culture are you from that eating with friends and colleagues is considered "emasculating" because it sounds fucking miserable.

>stealth vegan thread

>>149519344
Learn to spell, thirdie

>>149519281
>>149519344
>>149519397
>>149519405
>>149519414
>>149519441

Diane eat a fucking salad you literally talk to animals you CUNT

>>149518176
X-Men have literally just turned into self-inserts for fags.

Their story never made sense in the context of Marvel because everybody loves Spidey and the Fantastic Four, but because the X-Men got their powers from a mutant gene, now it's a problem.

Now, the mutants literally try to segregate themselves, and the writers don't see the irony. Back in the day, the X-Men actually assimilated society. Hmmm, wonder why the message changed...

>>149518553
The way to every woman's heart. Food.

>>149519414
I cannot wait for Trump to give the go ahead on you faggots

>>149518447
Just wait till you hear why Batman hates Rock music.

>>149519478
>everybody loves Spidey
No? At least not when he started out. He’s controversial, some people recognize him as a hero, others believe what a major news publication like the Daily Bugle says about him. The F4 are a very public-facing group that show their faces and have better PR. But neither of those groups have the added baggage mutants have of the “You will be replaced. These are the next phase of humanity and you’re outmoded flatscans,” concept. That pushes people’s buttons like crazy, lots of people care about their genetic survival. The “Marvels” miniseries illustrates this idea perfectly.

>>149518196
This reminds me when Mike Marts was editing new 52 Batman and one of the artists said Marts threw a fit about him drawing Batman sitting down because he's not intimidating when he sits down lmao

What's their order

>>149518266
kys nigga

>>149518196
>I would like to relay an editorial comment that I received near the end of my time writing the Dark Knight New 52 series. In one scene, I had written that Batman is sitting on a rooftop during an intense conversation, close to a person who has been injured. The editorial comment: “We’re not sure you are “getting” the character because it’s common knowledge that Batman never sits down.” This, mind you, after I had made it clear I was not going to rewrite material for the umpteenth time after it had already been approved.

>>149518125 (OP)
were you angry at this too?

>>149519942
>Kingshit
Yes

>>149519942
Well yeah Tom King is a hack.

>>149518125 (OP)
Do Amazons poop or can Diana just eat whatever the fuck she wants?

>>149520019
I read this as “Can Diana poop wherever the fuck she wants” at first.

>>149519772
> He’s controversial
I haven't seen any recent examples of Spidey being loathed by the public when he shows up.

> ...baggage mutants have of the “You will be replaced. These are the next phase of humanity and you’re outmoded flatscans,” concept

See, this is part of what doesn't make sense about the X-Men. Waaaaaaay back in the OG run, Magneto goes around fighting for "mutantkind" or whatever, and then somehow in later runs, the X-Men are magically lumped in with other mutants. Like, how in the hell did anyone even find out the X-Men were mutants in the first place? Secondly, why would anyone in the X-Men openly admit to being one if they knew they were just going to be ostracized?

Xavier literally makes a SECRET institute that moonlights as a school for gifted children, so it's obvious the X-Men and Xavier actively hide the fact they're mutants. So how did the X-Men ever get lumped into that hate and why do they even care? Most of them can literally just go about in plain sight. Plus, as a superhero team, look at the Avengers—no one really shits on them, and they've got all sorts of kooks working for them.

And as superheroes go, most superheroes hide their identities anyway, so most of the attention the X-men could get is nothing special for 99% of heroes. And if someone found out their "secret identities", then it's that persons own damn fault, and they're going to be facing the same consequences as any other hero whose identity is discovered.

The whole "us X-Men have to set ourselves apart" thing will never make sense, and it being a thing is just the writers coming up with some contrived excuse to push their narrative, no matter how flimsy it comes across.

> Boo-hoo, we're so oppressed.

So is every other superhero, sweety, they just don't cry about is as loud as you.

>>149518892
Buddy I'm in okay shape, work on my feet for 10 shifts, and work out usually daily, and I burn pretty close to 3000 calories a day. Batman is probably in the 4-5 range, with the amount of activity he's doing and how built he is.

>>149520039
that too

>>149518531
I notice nobody replied to this when any significant refutation

>>149519405
>Leftists eat burgers! Disgusting!

>>149520488
Because trying to say that Superman sitting with his legs crossed is the same thing as him speaking and acting like a surfer dude is a fucking asinine argument

>>149518125 (OP)
the fact its a soulless corporate profit machine and has lost it heart? 100% agree anon

>>149521144
how is it asinine? The point is that the image is trying too hard to make Superman look "Likable" and "Relatable" with his stupid pose and eating burgers like a slob. It's lazy and obnoxious. It indicates that the artist who drew the image has no respect for the intelligence of DC comic fans

>>149518462
Its a picnic.
How do YOU sit when eating a picnic?

ITT: amerifat pussies getting BTFO

>Everything wrong with modern comics summed up in one image

You mean your sad attempt at trolling?
https://desuarchive.org/co/search/image/hjwMrFpjFcjQtcnURpvV-A/

>>149519829
>Jokerize those fries
Why would a fast food chain want to associate itself with a mass murderer?

>>149521341
There's money in it.

This is cringe too btw

>>149521341
I dunno you tell me

>>149519829
What's next? a Ted Bundy Burger, A
Charles Manson shake, Unabomber Chili fries?

>>149521387
Not even remotely the same since they’re specifically being made to feel foolish by Lois and everyone is sitting like a normal person at a table.

The talentless jewish wine sipping mom writers really destroys everthing.

>>149520488
Because then how would they disingenuously drag this out acting like the problem is them eating or what they’re eating rather than them being infantilized and out of character?

>>149518660
Kinda hot

>>149518217
You're right. Everyone should just consume diet pills filled with vegan diet laced with algae.

How dare batman, superman, and wondereoman eat fast food. Dont they know that im not american and am deeply offending by the eating of american food? Americans...

>>149521406
>every purchase goes to assist wrongly displaced pedophiles in finding a new home 100 ft next to a school, church, or daycare

>>149518217
For every cow you don't eat, hindu, I'll eat three more in one sitting.

>>149518399
Farting beans isn't real strength. You dishonor your luchador ancestors.

>>149518660
Maestro needs to come back from the future and rape She-Hulk

>>149521438
Batman and Damian shouldn't be eating pie, it's fucking sugar, they shouldn't be sitting around a table eating sweets like teenage girls either, there sitting shooting the shit like little girls. How many people do you think are dying in metropolis and Gotham as they sit around eating pie?

>>149518125 (OP)
>modern comics

80s and early 90s comics were also fun.

>>149521535
>cops shouldnt be allowed to eat while on the job

>>149518196
This is the 1950s version of Batman

>>149518196
Why are we acting like Batman/Bruce has a consistent and definitive character? Hes probably the most flexible character in all of fiction- there’s so many different versions of him it’s really impossible to write him OOC

>>149521548
>>cops shouldnt be allowed to eat while on the job
Donut munchers are already phisically incapable of running after criminals as it is

>>149521548
Yes your right they aren't, look at NYC with the criminals jumping the turnstile at a cop drinks coffee and processed sugar donuts

>>149521548
>implying your average fatass donut muncher is fit enough to chase criminals

>>149518125 (OP)
This is probably one of the few good comic art piece of recwnt years.Now pic related is definetly a better representation of everything wrong with comics from 2008 and onwards.

>>149521507
Sharting in a walmart isn't real strength either you retarded amerifat

>>149521573
>>149521574
>>149521594
Thats why it should be normalized for cops to have a healthy diet. The thing is these are superheros who arent even close to being a normal human cop. Superman likely doesnt even need to eat to begin with.

>>149518125 (OP)
I like that image.

>>149518196
Batman only eats nachos. That, or Bruce Wayne is allowed to indulge himself. One cigarette or whiskey drink isn't going to kill him.

>>149518450
You do know this is when Matt was fighting the 7 Sins?

People are just trying to deny themselves a very normal human craving. These characters are adults and responsible for what goes in their bodies. And their bodies dont look unhealthy.

>>149518125 (OP)
So Superman does have a little bit of psychic powers? That's how he's keeping the drink on his foot from falling?

>>149518125 (OP)
We need more moments like this. I don’t think we ever see them just chill out and talk like friends anymore

>>149518196
Healthy people don't only eat healthy foods, you need a little bit of the good and bad.

>>149521387
>Eat the pie, Bruce

>>149521406
Kys tranny

>>149521267
Kys tacotranny

>>149521766
Sure, but they're on duty, wearing costumes. They shouldn't be eating shot like Burgers and fires if they have to patrol the street. At least Batman shouldn't

>>149518196
Wouldn’t he need to eat a ton of calories since he’s constantly superheroing. In my head anon, Clark and Diana’s influence makes Bruce soften up. They’re like his work buddies, everyone else depends on him to keep up the tough guy act

>>149521871
To do athletic activities, you need a HEALTHY diet. Fruits, vegetables, chicken and rice. The body is a machine and you need good quality and nutritious food to keep it running

>>149518341
>willfully obese
ftfy

>>149520085
dude, the mutants never wanted to be mutant, specially when a good number of them become monsters, and the rest is doomed to family drama. Storm was threated as a goddess, she rejected that life to just be normal.

>>149521535
You can’t even troll properly you insufferable faggot. Batman quite literally isn’t eating any pie. That’s the entire point of the page.

Them eating garbage isn’t the problem with the splash in OP. The problem is them sitting around in the posture of teenagers hanging out after smoking a joint.

>>149521254
>Oh no, Superman is too relatable now!

I despise people like you.

>>149522259
>I despise people like you.
Good, I don't want to be liked by faggots with poor taste

Can someone provide evidence teenagers sit like this?

>149518125
>149518450
>149518553
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>149518660
>149519829
>149519942
>149521387

>>149518125 (OP)
american comics, B

>>149522305
Tranny

>>149522205
Gotta love when your side makes you look bad you always default to a "false flag" "it's a troll actually!" Defense

>>149522688
I Know that you are, but what am I?

>>149518125 (OP)
I know Superman would be a french fry guy but Batman definitely is a onion rings person. Wonder woman I really think she would probably get a side salad because even though she says she's not watching her weight she's watching her weight

>>149518196
Dude, he works it off.
Have you ever seen the shit Olympic athletes eat?

>>149522826
That's overblown by the media, most athletes eat healthy food, just in larger amounts

>>149522699
>damn, you saw right through me!
Ftfy

>>149518125 (OP)
why? it's a silly image alright but why so much hatred?

>>149522741
A retard

>>149523112
Read between the lines. Look at all the responses and their hidden (sometimes not-so-hidden) seethe.

>>149518376
NO! I-I can't accept that Batman, THE Batman, would EVER eat a cheeseburger! He's perfect in every way - trains in every martial art - has a plan, a solution, for every situation! Perfect caloric intake, perfect digestion, perfect use of his muscles and perfect bowel movements, every TIME! HE CAN'T SLIP UP, HE WOULDN'T EAT A CHEESEBURGER, HE WOULDN'T PULL A BONER LIKE THAT!!!

I'm confused, what does OP hate about this? Is it the act of eating food together or just superheroes being friends?

>>149518125 (OP)
All I gather from this thread is that some faggots are so insanely insecure that they get butthurt at the idea of friends spending time together and eating Burg .Are they even Human ? .

>>149518266
>emasculating
Of course they realize, that’s the point of it

low IQ browns not understanding op's issue.

>>149518688
Not picking anything written by Frank Miller or The Killing Joke shows how insanely retarded you are .

>>149518690
>These guys doing physical exercise every day and burning 80 quadrillion fucking calories every time they go out ARE EATING TOO MUCH .

Just the Speedsters alone , who are literally empowered by a magical force of velocity , have historically always been established as eating an enormous amount .Read a comic book for once in your Life and get a Chicken Sandwich or something .

>>149523562
Still not getting it

>>149521387
It's only cringe because of Damien. If it was just Batman it'd be funny.

>>149521447
Misato hair bitch

https://desuarchive.org/co/search/image/hjwMrFpjFcjQtcnURpvV-A/

trolling, shitposting, and spam threads are cancer and against >>>/global/rules/3 >>>/global/rules/6 and >>>/global/rules/10
OP is a faggot.
Fulfill your civic duty to help purge this board of anarchistic, sociopathic, intellectually regressive youtube/reddit/twitter immigrant subhumans like him who are under the delusion that all of 4chan (instead of just the designated shitposting playpens like /b/, /trash/, /bant/, etc.) is a toilet by reporting this thread en masse.
Here's a link so you don't have to scroll up to the top of the page.
https://sys.4chan.org/co/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=149518125

>>149524647
Masculinity is so fucking fragile, I don't understand how you people dont just kill yourselves since anything and everything is considered emaculating to some point

>>149524717
I've read more comics than you slick don't get cute.

>>149518125 (OP)
What wrong it just goats having a lunch break from fighting crime

>>149524605
>Dan Slott
Vile anon, Vile.

>>149524794
Ignoring your use of ebonics "goats" don't promote obesity and sit around gossiping like teenage girls

>>149519942
Batman stronger then me I would stab Kryptonite in clerk so fast

>>149519829
>Do you to add a Bundy bundle or just the Bin Laden special for $9.11?

Always funny how these threads almost always reach 200+ posts Everytime this bait is posted

>>149518196
>Why is Batman eating a burger instead of taking care of himself?

Floyd Mayweather used to drink Coca-Cola during long intense workouts to get some quick energy back.

Plenty of professional athletes indulge in stuff like burgers and pizza every once in a while without losing a step. If they'd just got done saving the world or whatever, getting a quick bite to eat isn't exactly out of the question.

The thing I would question is just doing on the side of the building. Just seems uncomfortable, especially when the roof is just right over there.

>>149518594
how the FUCK did harleen quinzel go to this retarded normie shit

>>149524972
Floyd Mayweather is illirate maybe if he spent less time drinking coke and more time studying he would learn to read the ingredients on his coke bottle

>>149524807
There are scant pages from that mini that I enjoy

>>149518125 (OP)
Agreed. Modern comics are pure demoralization slop.

>>149518178
Do your grubhub slave dance, faggot.

>>149524972
>The thing I would question is just doing on the side of the building. Just seems uncomfortable, especially when the roof is just right over there.
Clearly Batman was there first, and Superman and wonder woman showed up with dinner to convince him to take a quick break.

>>149519942
You tell me

>>149524605
None of this is out of character like OP

>>149518901
Bingo.

>>149518217
>No, Superman, you can't very occasionally eat fast food with your best friends after work, that sets a bad example for the youth to follow!

>>149521258
>How do YOU sit when eating a picnic?
On the fucking ground, for starters.

>>149518450
Lol

>>149524691
ironic

>>149519829
>-WELL NOW YOU CAN!
>WITH THE BIG CITY GOTHAM SLIDERS STATION!
>THEY'RE PERFECT!
>FOR THE BATMOBILE!
>THE BATBOAT!
>THE BAT ROMAN BATH!
>THE BAT WALK-IN CLOSET!
>THE BAT RV!
>THE BAT KID'S ROOM!

>>149524919
The dumb women that post here fall for it every time.

>>149518125 (OP)
It's that shit MCU-brand humor that NPCs like.

>>149518125 (OP)
>be in peak human physical condition
>eat McSlop

Bruce, what are you doing?

>>149518411
>wants to eat something delicious
>first place he visits is a burger joint

Americans are mentally ill.

>>149529877
They don't have burgers in your favela or something? They're good, you should try one poorfag.

>>149518125 (OP)
I believe OP is referring to the fact that they are not eating Big Belly Burger

>>149518125 (OP)
What always upsets me about these types of images is the fact that realistically there'd be zero, like, "secret identity". There's surveillance everywhere. If not CC then just the personal accounts. Like someone can look out their window. They're literally right there.

>>149518125 (OP)
superman balancing a cup on his toes is the part that annoys me the most. Second most offensive part is wonder woman letting her fries roll off the roof

>>149530014
I'd rather eat real food thank you slopfag

>>149518196
>burger has meat, veggies, and a decent calorie count as long as you dont stuff yourself and dont get sugar enriched buns or other filler
>fuckers still think theyre unhealthy
God amerifats are retards

>>149518594
Remember when Harley's white face was just a rubber mask, and underneath, she was just a normal woman who got tragically infatuated with Joker?
good times.

>>149530656
It's got full fat meat and barely a scrap of lettuce and tomato. You're not going to find a bun that isn't pretty much just cake with sesame seeds if you're planning on getting the burger made for you by any restaurant or fast food place.
And let's not forget the classic combo meal which includes grease-infused potato sticks, and bubbly sugar water.

>>149518196
>BATMAN DOES NOT EAT BURGERS

>>149518196
Besides, he has no reason to eat on a fucking roof.

>>149518125 (OP)
but this is from before Batman jumped from the moon to the earth and lived

>>149518196
No one in real life is in character 100% of the time. People have moments where they let loose or act out of character.

>>149519829
>>149521341
In the chain's defense, aren't batman and the joker like urban legends to the people in gotham? Like people think "Oh batman? The joker? those guys don't exist. They just tell us they do to get us goons to stay serious. our boss isn't a clown, he's probably just some guy!"
it's more like making a bigfoot resturaunt

>>149525780
Cope

>>149525738
Kys troon

>>149530954
He eats hot dogs

>>149531631
>Mustard
Disgusting

>>149521910
No, you just need energy. You need to recover after a workout, and any calories that aren't explicitly empty are fine, even something like a candy bar. Obviously there are better choices that give you more returns, but that doesn't mean you need to optimize your diet to give you max returns constantly. Even the Rock has cheat days.

>>149527402
emo superman was a mistake

Downtime makes comics worth reading. Or it would if comics weren't unbearable hot trash.

>>149518125 (OP)
>No bullshit obsessive protector of some shithole city leaving it to his gorillion child soldiers while he ruins his body with slop
>Omnipotent alien who doesn't need food to survive munches on burgers when they could be eaten by someone who actually needs them
>Chick who talks to animals devours "totally vegan" meat and ruins her figure

>>149521387
God it feels pretentious too. They all should be billionaires and highly accommodated. It makes no sense to prevent one as a normal man and the other a god as a every day family concept. Bruce feels very called out compared to Clark. Clark is happy with his wife and son to highlight hes perfection and power incarnate. Bruce is dark and dour despite his million dollar proclivities and badass image, him and his son feel like their mocked despite all their wealth. Since money and training doesnt aquire super human status.

Superman doesn't need to eat

Weird thread

this whole thread feels so hilariously dumb
a bunch of teenagers arguing over how adults should be portrayed and what makes it so sad is knowing some of you people are on the wrong side of 30

>>149532910
>a bunch of teenagers
lol
a LOT of us here are over 25

>>149521341
>>149521421
>>149524886
>>149528428
>>149531508

>>149518125 (OP)
I'll say... those fries aren't seasoned. I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

>>149529867
it's actually Planet Burger

>>149527656
If your ass could fly your ass would. Don't fucking deny it.

>>149532438
No, these comics ARE hot trash. Good comics are rare.

>>149518125 (OP)
Superheros! They are just like us!