ITT: You can only post if you've never fused

>no stephen we only fuse in an emergency because if we lose control greg could get a quadrouple-kill with one creampie

>huh nooooo fusion isn't a euphemism for gay sex. You must have schizophrenia. I often think about schizophrenia because all the old people in my family have it. It runs in my race.

>>149519024 (OP)
Some anon years ago made a post about how Peridot being asexual makes doesn't work and I still think he was right.

>>149519080
>>149519082
Why dont you just have fusion?

>>149519082
Can you find what he said?

>>149519985
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/132782742/#q132800115

>>149519024 (OP)
>>149520099
Also Peridot tries to fuse with Garnet in "Log Date 7 15 2" https://youtu.be/BlxbhKv5wxg?t=146

>>149520099
>>149520444
Post peridot fusing in canon you can't

>>149520472
The point is she clearly isn't averse to it.

>>149520505
You can be willing to fuse but still never fuse yes.

She should have fused with Lapis

>>149520472
>you can't
>>149520718
Peridot did kind of do it

>>149520505
The reason she doesn't fuse is specifically because she doesn't really want to.

>>149520099
That was a good read, he made a lot of great points
>>149522281
Why did Peridot want to fuse with Garnet then, you can't want something and not want it at the same time

>>149519024 (OP)
You can't say this and then metaphorically have Steven and his dad fuck in front of the whole town.

>>149522525
>Steven and his dad fuck in front of the whole town.
Hey, the show IS supposed to promote same sex relationships after all

>>149522281
No she clearly wanted to. Otherwise why wouldn't she have just said no when Garnet asked her?

>>149523224
Here come the mental gymnastics about Peridot doing it in the heat of the moment or some shit

how long until rebecca gets outed as a predator

>>149523331
2 years, 7 months, 4 days, 13 hours, 8 minutes, 46 seconds

>>149519024 (OP)
WHY THE FUCK YOU FUSIN'
WHY YOU ALWAYS FUSIN'
OH MY GOD
STOP FUCKIN' FUSIN'
FUSION FUSION REAL SLOW

>>149523549

>>149522022
Holy fuck

>>149523811

>>149519024 (OP)
Peridot prefers real sex over ego death-inducing, abomination-making lesbian “sex”. P in V, just as the human god intended.

>>149523974
This is the way

>>149523856

>>149524224

>>149520472
>if i haven't seen it it isn't possible and/or never happened
Newborn level literacy

>>149524297
It literally never happened

>>149525004
you're proving him right, anon

>>149526070
What would her name be?

>>149526908
Not sure, even they don't know

>>149527285
Cute

i like how fusion is an allegory for sex depending on what time of day it is

>>149528496
Ah, consistency

>>149528496
fusion = sex
two twelve year olds (connie and steven) fusing = sex

>>149528496
>Xwitter: Fusion is an allegory for SEX, and it's very empowering
>Rebecca: Okay [fuses Greg with Steven]
>Xwitter: WAIT NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>149528666
Trips of truth

>>149522281
It's just to intense for her, at the moment.

>>149528666
Gets better when we learned Steven was almost 16 at that point

>>149528496
Spilling the MIlk when reacting to this show said that "fusion is sex only when it's funny" and I agree

>>149529167
Imagine needing to have sex on the battlefield to become stronger

>>149523224
Same sex fusion attraction usually stems from experiences with family members in one's youth. Sad. Many such cases.

>>149529982
Aren't all gems the same sex?

>>149530027
[insert generic "are you assuming their gender" joke here]

>>149531147
wowzers

>>149528496
i always thought it was more alike to a kiss

>>149531289
Like a french kiss or just a peck on the cheek?

>>149528803
Yeah every gem's first time fusing is intense including Garnet's and she accidentally fused so I don't blame Peridot here

There should a gem that just really likes killing organic life

>>149519024 (OP)
I haven't been here in a long time. Nice to see Peridot isn't an instant delete and ban anymore and we can actually discuss her.

Human men are BVILT for Gems

>>149531383
somewhere in the middle

>>149532526
So true

>>149531289
>Connie: You kisses your dad in the mouth, Steven?

>>149532064
You could always discuss Peridot in SU threads

>>149531937
You got three Diamonds who do just that

>>149531937
yellow diamond

>>149537193
Dom Peridot is the best

>>149528678
based

>>149519024 (OP)
RIGHT HERE, SIR.