Thread 149521306

I don't get it, why is Rosa going swimming at night?

>>149521306 (OP)
She has fishnets, she's clearly going fishing, dummy.

>>149521409
How much will it cost to rent a boat with her?

>>149521530
You're gonna need a bigger boat.

>>149521625
With a motor

>>149521306 (OP)
realistically, would it be possible to date Rosa? She seems like she'd come with a lot of mental baggage.

>>149521753
Depends. Her "had to be the parent" baggage is easy to bypass as long as you can earnestly talk horror movies with the stick and smile through a tea party with the bunny. A positive word from both sisters removes that baggage from the equation completely. The harder part is to get past her "i am a monstrous wall of muscle" baggage. Either you spend the rest of your life making her feel like a little princess, or you ruin everything by going "UNGA BUNGA! WANT GORILLA WOMAN!" the first time she strips.

from the OP image this seems like a boring story about the author venting her childhood trauma. is there more to it?

>>149521950
>The harder part is to get past her "i am a monstrous wall of muscle" baggage.
And that's not even accounting the fact that she's a fucking titan with tits the size of children and can't make friends because she's both too intimidating to the average person and too autistic to have conversations with anyone that isn't her sisters.
>>149522070
It's an edit. The actual comic itself is a newspaper comic about three mexican sisters.

>>149522070
>her
This comic is by a based black man.

>>149522137
All that ass caused him to feint

BEACH TIME Maria's fucking HIPS hnngh

>>149522137
>and can't make friends because she's both too intimidating to the average person and too autistic to have conversations with anyone that isn't her sisters.
This is probably the biggest obstacle. She can barely handle casual conversation. Displays of interest or affection might send her into panic mode.

>>149523064
I think the comic be published everyday has really fleshed the sisters out a lot more, Rosa especially.

>>149523060
Cute potato.

>>149523340
Maricela is fucking FAT

>>149523060
Is Maria legal yet?

>>149521753
Only if you are prepared to skip the "honeymoon" phase directly into the "sexless marriage with kids" one.

>>149523430
She's 16, so it depends on what state they live in.

>>149523060
>Her new art is of her being a smug shithead
god I love Maria

>>149523530
>Maria is gradually turning into Plush Maria
>Plush Maria is just evolved Maria from the future where she's made of nothing but smug and malice
I think she'd like that theory.

oh neat a rosebuds thread. i posted this request in the drawthread but it got hijacked by a spammer, so if anyone's willing I'd like to request maria posing like the fire flower, with her same smug expression.

>>149521306 (OP)
what, is this an edit or has she been a prostitute the whole time?

>>149523999
so she has a mexican accent, interesting

>>149524026
It's an edit.

>>149524033
It's a very thick mexican accent too
https://youtu.be/XQdINvo2PLQ

do you think rosa secretly wishes her breasts were bigger?

>>149524161
bigger is always better so why not

>>149524097
Nta
God bless. I was worried for a second.

>>149524283
She does work in an office though

>>149523999
Checked. I keep seeing these versions of the strips that look like they have the colors for actual newspaper printing rather than web display, where do they come from?

>>149524339
Dee likes to post scans on his Twitter.

>>149524283
Dee may be pushing funny-pages boundaries with Rosa's immensity, but he's not stupid enough to ruin everything he's got going with a stunt like that.

>>149524359
I've seen those scans as well but that's not what I mean, I mean the difference in the colors between >>149523999 and pic related taken directly from comicskingdom. Maybe the answer is the same and Dee posts the printing proofs on twatter I don't use social media at all.

>>149524339
it happens when you can right click the embedded links of the comic and save the comics that way.
>>149524359
I do appreciate when he posts those scans, they look really good

I don't know much about this comic. So they are sisters and don't have a mom and dad?

>>149524131
Angry, aggressive, only solution to anything is violence
Yup, mexican woman

>>149524466
Yes, they're sisters. Their parents were shit, and though we don't know the details, Dee confirmed in an AMA that Rosa has full custody of Maria and Maricela.

>>149524448
>it happens when you can right click the embedded links of the comic and save the comics that way.
Oh fuck, I should have noticed the filenames were identical. So they're from the exact same source? Now I'm really intrigued how the color change happens, I use an extension to save webp images as different formats and the results look the same as they do in browser.

>>149523060
I love how cartoony maria is

>>149525026
She's great. One thing I like about Rosebuds threads is their tendency to randomly turn into a thread focused on any one of the girls, because they all have their fans. But whichever one it is, it's always good because they're all fun characters.

>>149524228
nice job, anon
my headcanon is that she's grumpy because her fantasy is to be immobile and milked like a cow but has to take care of her two retard sisters

>>149523405
Not fat enough

>>149525171
agreed, and I think they've just gotten better with time

>>149525219
>my headcanon is that she's grumpy because her fantasy is to be immobile and milked like a cow but has to take care of her two retard sisters

God I hate this place.

Any Rosebuds requests? One girl per request, tho

>>149525363
Rosa meeting a guy big enough to make her feel small and not being sure how to handle it.

>>149525363
Rosa unable to fit a bra she just bought

>>149525363
Rosa as a thick hooker >>149521306 (OP) give her high heels to complete the set but keep the coat on

Which sister wins the family brapping contest with "sound" and "smell" being separate categories?

>>149525522
Rosa with McKenzie from Wannabe for smell since she doesn't shower

>>149525741
Shouldn't that be saying "brap"?

All she needs is a man on the same level of autism as her (I might be more autistic though unfortunately)

>>149524228
wide

>>149524908
I don't know how it works. For example, I just saved this from an embedded link from BlueSky and the comic looks like this.

>>149523060
>Maricela's fat fucking ass and belly
MUH

>>149524131
>that last delivery
Break my penis instead why don't you

>>149525715
>>149525741
Are you there, Chickpea? It's me, Anon. Can you draw >>149524131 but with her gorillagripping a reata instead

>>149523064
I swear her tits get bigger every time I see them. It's a gift from god that they really print this in newspapers.

>>149527910
The voices chosen for Maria and Rosa are so hot. And Maricela's is really bubbly. https://youtu.be/jPMzSBBm0eE

>>149525026
who was in the wrong here?

>>149525026
>TiMe To kIcK YoU iNtO oRbIt, YoU sTuPiD dAnDeLiOn

Rosebuds.

>>149523456
>sexless marriage with kids
>implying Rosa isn't the most pent up nerd in existence
She wants nothing more that to be a girly girl in love, the way she secretly fawns over romantic movies says that pretty clearly. Once you're in you're never leaving the bedroom.

>>149522070
The fact that you even came to that assumption is proof the comic's doing something right.

>>149521753
the girl likes to watch sappy soap operas
she's putty

>>149527068
Bluesky uses horrendous jpg compression and should never be used to save anything

>>149521306 (OP)
I haven't read this before. Is this some Funny Pages comic doing a "Mom's a prostitute" storyline?

>>149531558
I wish something like that existed

>>149524131
>achsuallee, thumbs aren't fingers so she can't break 10 fingers.

>>149521306 (OP)
WHORES!

>>149531724
>Chesapeake
Are they in Virginia or Maryland?

>>149532380
Unsure. Maria is often talking about various Cryptids.

>>149531679
Rude.

>>149531620
>thumbs aren't fingers
What sort of fucking retard would ever claim thumbs aren't fingers?

>>149525427
Inker already did that one
https://files.catbox.moe/jmenu1.jpeg

>>149535527
Inker did good work on this one.

>>149524131
How did she even get two kids in the first place if all she wants to do is get angry at the people who talk to her (unless they get her order wrong in which case she is too afraid to do this)

>>149535703
those are her sisters, not her children

>>149535714
Damn, I misremembered things on an anonymous imageboard. I'm never going to live this down, am I?

>>149525363
Maricela in a sexy swimsuit.

>>149524228
Wew.

>>149535714
How did she get 2 sisters then???

>>149536540
You need to be 18 to post on 4chan.

>>149535703
>if all she wants to do is get angry at the people who talk to her
Tbf Rosa was abused a lot growing up so I suspect her instant aggravation towards people is just a defense mechanism

>>149522070
>her
This comic is made by a 300 pound black man.

>>149537081
he even got to meet garfield

is it true their parents self-deported after maricela ate all their food

>>149537081
>>149537230
Really?

>>149522070
I would welcome vent comics if they came packaged along with fat fucking tits.

>>149521306 (OP)
Imagine Rosa kicks your balls
Haha

>>149538349
There'd be nothing left of me but my legs on the ground and some viscera slowly crystalizing in the vacuum of space.

>>149529805
>>149521306 (OP)
¡INSÓLITO!

>>149538408
I wish I could read these, shame it's effectively lost media unless you happen to find an issue at a flea market or something

>>149538278
He's tall as fuck irl and was mentored by Jim Davis who he and his garfield artists would make him fanart of his characters.

WIP of the Maricela one

>>149538408
Honestly, why isn't there more porn of Rosa? Or titty art? She's the exact kind of character you'd expect artists to flock towards. Or even Maria? I think Maricela has more art than she does.

>>149521306 (OP)
Is this an edit?

>>149538680
How many idiots are going to ask this without taking the ten seconds to reach the first reply that says it is?

>>149538680
See >>149522137

>>149521306 (OP)
Night swimming deserves a quiet night.

>>149538408
Me at the far right

>>149538408
Holy shit, give this woman some glasses and it'll be a dead ringer.

I would kiss Rosa and lovingly hold hands with her before marriage and after marriage.

>>149538915
She a cute! CUTE!

>>149538484
You are right.
I just found only two of them on some random facebook groups.
The big busty girl one was on Facebook Marketplace with photos of all pages.

>>149539295
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qAzx7dAFuJc
The one who clapped is literally me frfr

>>149539295
Wait, she was a real person?! This rabbit hole just keeps getting deeper.

>>149538549
Cute.

>>149531679
rose

>>149539830
Yeah. They supposedly adapt "real" cases into these comics.

>>149538408
scans where

>>149538633
>Honestly, why isn't there more porn of Rosa? Or titty art? She's the exact kind of character you'd expect artists to flock towards.
Seeing how artists on twitter typically work, it's probably a few number of things
>Won't do something until they see someone else doing it and getting popular for doing it
>Rosa is from a comic strip, a newspaper comic no less, and twitter artists don't like to read comics. Will typically only draw fanart of characters from cartoons or video games
>Rosa's character is already such an exaggerated departure from typically approved mainstream body types for a woman that there's probably not a seen reason for artists to try to push it any further
You can probably count on one hand the number of known nsfw artists who have drawn any of the characters, let alone Rosa.

>>149539295
iBUSTO GIGANTE!

>>149524908
>the nose
So, Rose didn't complain about the boobs in the drawing...

>>149541815
Sadly, nowhere to be seen.