Thread 149524373

Week 1

>>149524373 (OP)
Week 1 of me slapping my balls against speedy mom's jaw

Post your hero having radiation resistance NOW or they become the hisashi ouchi

Hulk won't get me in here

>>149524397
>Gooner bait
We don't do that here.

>>149524416
NOT AGAIN

>>149524373 (OP)
I lost...my car keys...

>>149524415
>Alphoomer slang
DONE

>>149524416
AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE GOJOD I KNEEL I KNEEL PLEASE SPARE ME TAKE THE VIRGIN LIPS OF CHI-CHI INSTEAD

>>149524397
https://youtu.be/mdjLBYxAcUI

>>149524373 (OP)
Godzilla’s laundry solos SHARTos and his verse btw.

I would both gijinka and the anthro versions, now what?

>Hulk going Godzilla's laundry
ESLzilla...

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

can i just say how miserable this community is?

like deadass ive never wanted to interact with the fandom less than after deku vs miles, and i fucking love that episode and matchup so uh... what happened?

people repeating the same unfunny "deku only fighting street tiers" when he doesn't even have the biggest stat stomp of the season let alone the series. its just genuinely hard to actually talk about the episode cus people always wanna just shit on deku constantly, cus i guess hating MHA is a good substitute for a personality.

i wanna give a quick shoutout to Mae Dawn and other V-tubers for entering my youtube recommended after this episode dropped so i am not completely miserable through this whole waiting period. and hopefully people learn to be funny and creative again some time in the future.

my birthday is on the same day fantastic four releases here, so im excited for that, but i also wanna interact with this community at some point, but i want to go to bed without 8 different headaches afterwards

Post Darkseid destroying a planet.

>>149524490
This anon is a BOUNDLESS BEAST fucker

>>149524554
Post the link to the original

>>149524556
The shockwaves from one of Orion's fights destroyed a star system.

>>149524501
ESLtos, you mean.

>>149524613
whoops forgot pic

>>149524554
Still waiting for the 3 mountain/island busters Deku can fight without burning his quirks or wonky movie scaling btw

I'm still mad that they used Prototype 2 for his characterization

>>149524592
>>149524613
Non-canon

To this day I still have a kek remembering Batsfags' surprise when he lost to Spidey.

>>149524740
>One of Death Battle's rules is "No prior knowledge"
>Guy who relies on having prior knowledge loses
How were they surprised??

>>149524761
Early 2010's were the peak of "he can do anything BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN"

>>149524706
>moving the goal post

You may have won the Death Battle against me, but you will certainly lose the Cuck Battle!

>>149524825
Not if I have anything to say.

>>149524825
Deku...

>>149524690
Same,i would had preferred if they had given Cole his Infamous 1 jacket aswell

>>149524373 (OP)
Why does Kratos keep taking lz?

>>149524706
Rebirth Green Lantern should still be canon

>>149524554
Reddit...Deku is still a cuckold no matter what.

>>149524373 (OP)
Post characters you want to see in a Death Battle episode

>>149524895
He'd be great

Kyle is so cute.

>>149524895
Soon...

>>149524554
Our resident Deku hater is a reddit peasant...

>>149524950
>Churno vs captain cold

>>149524825
how do you even lose that

>>149524916
we don't see the full fallout but do we all agree he jobbed to the starbreaker vampirism?

>>149524988
That's right, that's MY JOB

is this the shitskins general

>>149524999
that's /dbs/ but we're a close 2nd.

>>149524895
Preferably vs Marth

>>149524988
Only annoying shippers care that much to hate Deku. MHA is just Naruto but capeshit and more mediocre.

>>149524998
Any sane, rational person...

>>149524998
Redditbro...

Should something that's non-canon be counted towards wether a character could beat another?
Or should it be completely disregarded?

>>149524895
He'd be in NEVER EVER tier due to all of the rape and pedophilia and stuff, but I think he'd be cool to see in a fight

>>149525057
Could they even get past KINGker?

>>149524761
Batman has defeated precogs before, making spidey sense moot. He also carries a sonic device on his person at all times that can floor Croc or even melt through steel. 'muh prior knowledge... muh prep time' is a shabby excuse.

>>149524895
My nigga Brock vs Joey Wheeler

>>149524998
Me...

I find it funny how people on VS Battles Wiki have spent years trying to get base Mario upgraded to Universal+, with tons of revision threads, some reaching 30 pages, and none of them were accepted. Meanwhile, Popeye gets one revision thread and gets upgraded to Universal+ just like that.

>>149525023
>we're a close 2nd
more like this is the same shit different smell, no wonder why 4chinz got rid of the posters count

>All Might vs Might Guy
All Might got stomped
>Shoto vs Zuko
Shoto stomped a far weaker opponent who he hard counters
>Asta vs Deku
Gaped and RAPED by Asta despite his main ability being useless
>Shiggy vs Mahito
Stomp by Shiggy who hard counters Mahito
>Deku vs Miles
Stomp by Deku
Why can't MHA defeat opponents on their level?

>>149525117
How is Shiggy vs Mahito a hard counter?

Why does miles call his blast the venom blast?

>>149525138
"Muh gazillion not souls", completely stops any attack plan mahito has.

>>149525117
Because their verse is weak as shit. They can fight street tiers lile the pathetic worms they are.

>>149525117
>I-IS THAT A MID TIER?? I BETTER KEEP MY ASS FIGHTING STREET TIERS OR I'M FINISHED!

>>149525154
It was originally meant to be a sort of toxic shock to the opponents nervous system, but it's basically just become electricity at this point.

>>149525104
>Universal+ base Mario
Which kind of people actually believe this?

>lile the
ESLddit

>>149525157
People weren't even sure if that would work the way they interpreted. Also it only stops domain expansion.

Where's Goku I gotta show him the power of an elephant.

>>149525117
i dont know who any of these bums are, stop it

>>149525185
>The only people who hate Deku and MHA are third worlders
Yup yup YUP

It's not only a civic duty to make fun of Deku and MHA, but a patriotic one as well. Do your part to keep /dbg/ clean.

>>149525222
shitskins love mha bro, where the you think the decuck memes came from in the first place

>>149525227
My HERO said this.

>>149524373 (OP)
After the battle:
>H-Hey sir i just defeated Miles...
>WHO CARES, GO BACK TO WORK AND SERVE OUR CUSTOMERS!

Electro would kill most heroes in MHA Denki included

>>149525253
KEK!

>>149524825
Hulk

>>149525227
Superman would never say this

>>149525179
>>149525154
Why do they keep giving black people electric powers?

>>149525227
Superman would say this.

>powerscaling is always 90% anime
>anime is weak a shit
what gives?

Does he who sits Atop the Fourth Wall have any good match ups?

>>149525057
KINGnny was TEACHING Deku and every single Spider-Man!

>>149525281
Linkara from angel armor

>>149525259
Wasn't this when he was supercharged, and then he gets beaten by being dropped into water

>>149525233
>Those people LOVE it!
>That's why they post nonstop cuck memes about it!
Anon...

>>149525117
>no sozin comet zuko
>miles robbed
meh, the double standards these people have are insane
deathbattle is washed

>>149525281
Nostalgia Critic(classic)

>>149525227
Based Supermanbro.

>>149525227
My RAPE VICTIM did not say this.

>>149525301
They're the only ones watching it
Plus, only shitskins and americans for some weird reason self-insert hard into NTR

>>149525300
Water dispersed him being super charged so that makes sense

>>149525303
Already defeated in canon. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yiwit6qMOGw&pp=ygUZQSBiYXQgY3JlZGl0IGNhcmQgbGlua2FyYQ%3D%3D

>>149525227
My SYMBOL OF HOPE said this.

Krillin would rape all the MHA verse btw

>>149525321
Speak for yourself. I'm a GODmerican and I HATE NTR

....

The entirety of anime as medium is predicated, conjoined and integral to cuckoldry. It is built into their characters, their ships and their personalities.

Look at this cool art I found!

>>149525386
>

I canonically can solo MHA with little effort.

>>149525352
>most of these people like imagining getting cucked bro
>well that's not true because I DONT!
that's not how maths work lad

>>149525386
TRVTH TSAR.

Look at this REALLY cool art I found!

>>149525280
Who soloed DC this year?

>>149525277
I believe we've been over this in a previous thread. It all started when DC created Black Lightning, but for some reason they couldn't use him for spinoffs, so they just made other black guys with electro powers. It sort of became an archetype afterwards.

>>149525417
>pity win

>>149525415
>surrounded by fire
>cool

>>149525398
Comics literally has actual faggotry and cuckoldry on panel, but it still somehow doesn't exist in the minds of its fanbase to the degree it does with Shounen.

One Piece, Dragon Ball, Naruto, Bleach, MHA, SnK. All of this shit, it's most critical cultural tenant is cuckoldry. It's largely because off the incredibly weak-willed personalities of ever male character, but it goes beyond that into the fan bases themselves.

This pic is the funniest thing to come out of this Match up.
Little nigger being all cocky just to finally start crying and shitting himself when he realizes he's going to die
I love it!

>>149525400
Good to see live action DB coming back.

I am 0-3!

>>149525415
WTF
since when can carnage shoot beams?

>>149525415
This is PEAK!

>>149525314
Koslov…

How powerful is the Nerd?

>>149525440
You know this was the hypest shit for those kids

There is literally nothing wrong with gay sex other than poo getting everywhere

>>149525440
>live action DB
no such thing exists
btw
>me to superman haters

>>149525227
erm, shut the fuck up, BITCH

>>149525478
Hulkbro...

>>149525400
>Most
Source?
>Inb4myass

>>149525415
Naruto statstomps Yuji tho, like by a lot and 4tails Naruto is a bad match for punching harder retards since he's burning himself and his opponent if they touch him.

>>149525314
Lois...Lana...Powergirl...

Look at this AMAZINGLY cool art I found!

>>149525478
MHAbro...

>>149525417
P-pity win…

>>149525227
>Russian cock sleeve
worse than Deku

>>149525478
>There is literally nothing wrong with gay sex other than poo getting everywhere
just don't eat, bro. it's just that easy ;)

>>149525474
Apparently the bad guy from the AVGN movie and 2nd video game has some 11D multiversal brouhaha.

>>149524416
>Using noncanonper
Pathetic

>>149525478
Tether Tyrant...

>simon was so powerful that feeding the strongest verse on death battle to him was a pity win
FUARK

>>149525478
Every single comic book and cartoon character…

>>149525428
>soloing the entirety of DC is a pity win
Damn, what a pathetic verse.

damn is it listroon hour now?

>P-PLEASE LAUGH AT MY GAY HOMOSEXUAL FANTASIES
MHA lost.
Deku, Class 1-A, and the pro heroes aren't true heroes.
They do it for fame and money, thus they're not real heroes.
They support a corrupt system.
In the words of my hero:

>>149525478
Zillabro...

>>149525417
Nobody
>b-b-but muh simon...
Fought a baby seal who left le cosmology at the gate when Death Battle said he had no effective ability to use the scaling they initially gestured at.
>inb4 simon/kylejeet cuckspam and sucking off Kyle cope

>>149525057
>Danny FARTom
Youmu Victim

>>149525558
Your Russian gang rape wasn’t a fantasy Clark…

NTR and cuckoldry are kino, and if you disagree, you're a Deku stan

>>149525537
>the entirety of DC
Was not in that fight.
>b-b-but...
>>149525563

>>149525184
It is a very common belief that people will die on. And of course, it's all chain and lore scaling.

>>149525558
Saying all this while posting Injustice Supes is peak irony

>>149525558
Superman, you got your alien bussy filled with gay Russian cum for 8 months. You are a bigger bitch than Deku of all people.

Someone needs to make a death battle character tier list with street tiers at the bottom Deku in the middle and everyone else who washes him above

Gays are really disgusting though. A lot of them do shit after you pull out. Not really sure what you're supposed to do about it honestly

Could She-hulk take Doomsday, Broly, and Godzilla?

ENTER

>>149525611
Yosuke Hanamura...

>>149525386
>>149525408
>RTH

>>149525615
in a fight? probably not

Hulkzilla's animation will have Utsuho in the background watching as her two Slaves battle for her entertainment

>>149525623
Seto Kaiba acknowledged Sneed. Can any other meme compare?

>>149525563
>>149525590
>DCope

>>149525637
who?

>>149525590
Yeah, only...the Anti Monitor, Spectre, Time Trapper and Doctor Manhattan, AKA more or less the entirety of the verse
Also Simon no diffed the guy stronger than all of those kek

James Gunn's Superman vs Absolute Superman. Who's winning?

So with his recent upscale, can Grimmjow Jaggerjaquez finally defeat Bakugo?

>>149525641
Seto Kaiba's autism unironically makes him BOUNDLESS

>more gay fantasies
I know it makes you angry to know the truth. MHA heroes aren't real heroes and you can cry, cope and seethe all you want. Prove to me that they're real heroes. Post them doing something not for money or fame, but out of kindness.

You can't.

>>149525057
Danny is for wiping Bleach

>>149525654
and Batkek Negro is stronger then all of them

>>149525641
CIA got printed in a newspaper and Aiden Gillen also was forced to confront it's 'grisly' existence

>>149525664
>So with his recent upscale, can Grimmjow Jaggerjaquez finally defeat Bakugo?
Wasn't Grimmjow as fast as Bankai Ichigo? That's way above Bakugo

>>149525563
Lol what a cope. Even the wankest Kyle with the "MUH LIFE EQUATION" was only outerversal, the same fucking tier as Otoko simon, which EoS Simon ultra mega curbstomped.

>>149525558
>>P-please laugh at my homosexual fantasies
Hulkbros...

>>149525637
Okuu. Universe. NOW.

>>149525679
Batkek is only Manhattan level, so not really

>>149525584
Why do western comic and cartoon writers keep making OUR HEROES get raped and cucked?

I want to see them being cool and epic and shit, not literally getting RAPED AND KEKED in front of everyone to see.

>>149525678
...'s dirty dishes.

>>149525641
Didn't Bane crash an actual plane

>>149525666
spic, listroon is a Mexican according to his reddit

>>149525677
You know your therapist told you that you shouldn't cope with your russian gang rape trauma by calling it a fantasy, Supes...

What's wrong with being indian?

>>149525700
only at the start prior to drinking the Crisis juice

>>149525683
>>149525704
Sneed vs CIA now
where is thumbnail anon?

Rate this death outta ten

>>149525693
DCbros we can’t refute this…….

>>149525712
>Mario
can beat Wario who survived the Black Jewel destroying the universe and creating a pocket dimension under him
>Sonic
beat Void who was slowly destroying Maginaryworld, a universe

>>149525701
It's probably just how they were all raised.

>>149525730
>SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

>>149525701
Because its kino

>>149525730
>another "le exploded" death
>another le sad death
Why do they force the death rule and then keep setting up fights with the "respectful sparring until one of them fucking dies for no reason" setup?

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>>149525730
Deku's face was funny as fuck

>>149525623
BOOM!

DC and Marvel solos MHA.
Cope and seethe more.

>>149525719
it's equal to being a spic, which is bad

>>149525490
>source
this general
any other general revolved around cuckoldry on this website

>>149525677
Is Supershit not an Invincible victim? Fuck yourself

>>149525761
I blame Red vs Tai

>>149525700
>Manhattan level
>Manhattan's head was cut open by a saw
Manhattan is saw level. PATHETIC

>>149525772
>/pol/ babble
SHITler LOST.

>>149525770
I would hope Dr manhatten solos MHA. If they couldn't that would be sad. Too bad Kyle mogs both

>>149525716
Kek.

>>149525774
Superman may have taken Russian backshots, but at least he's not a cuck married to a hoe who took BBC (big blue cock)

>>149525799
it's a widely accepted fact in these threads that spics are the worst and have always been used as an insult

>>149525790
Red vs Tai was at least funny because Tai was having none of the bullshit and didn't really agree to the fight in the first place

Superman.
Multiverse.
Now.

>>149525807
This + the abortion. Mark is another level of sad

>>149525813
>It’s a [/POL/ BABBLE]

>>149525818
here they are

>>149525701
They're just giving the fans what they really want to see.

I want the composite Godzilla to have the most obscure shit in his moveset.
>can ride an ATV
>can play pingpong
>can shoot his fist like a mech
>blood tentacles
>laser eyes
>has wheels on his feet
>psychic attack immunity
>can cook a big pancake
>can ride a bike
>can play soccer
>can play baseball
>sings karaoke
>can fly
>is friends with the honey nut cheerio bee

>>149525863
Based

>>149525861
Isnt that Ms. Marvel?

>>149525654
Those are all characters Kyle hasn't even met, let alone scales to, non-reader.
>effusive sucking off of Kyle ensues
LMAO
They said plainly he had no effective ability to use any of that scaling. Continue SLUURPING Kyle to cope, however.

>>149524554
oh, deadass?

>>149525747
Pocket dimension only scales to solar system level on most power scaling wikis, unless proven otherwise.

>>149525878
KWAB!

Who should /pol/ fight?

If you had to lift the entire canonicity of your character, ie. every single game/comic/movie that makes up their main canonical universe, would you be able to?
Which character would actually have the heaviest "reality" for them/you to lift?

Kingdom Hearts characters aren't a million times FTL for fuck's sake, Yoda would have jobbed to Mickey even without that

>>149525890
>Kylejeet melty

>>149525701
>raped and cucked
simultaneously?

>>149525903
Which part? Because if you mean all of them, the real fight would just be to get them to work together.

>>149525903
a job application

>I've seen more Godzilla vs Galactus discussion on my twitter than Hulk vs Godzilla discussion
Poor Hulk

YUM YUM, what a delicious breakfast!

>>149524373 (OP)
Rank em successors
>Wally West
>Gohan
>Deku
>Miles
>Terry McGinnis
>Kamala Kahn

>>149525903
What sites are there that are extremely racist and also extremely brown?

>>149525861
My heroes and Mister Majestic

>>149525693
>th-they did-didn't s-say Kyle was inexperienced and unable to utilise that scaling
But they did. The cope is yours.

>>149525917
>Reminder that Micky was DOWNPLAYED

>still no scenes or panels of MHA characters doing heroics thing out of empathy and not for money or fame
See? True heroism always prevails.
I win.

>>149525935
Terry > Wally > Gohan > who gives a fuck

>>149525937
>What sites are there that are extremely racist and also extremely brown?
Texas?

>>149525935
In terms of power, or how good of a successor they are?

>>149525919
>no argument

>>149524554
I though Deku should have fought Superboy instead of Spin, personally. Their connection is about as arbitrary. Just SuperBoy hasn't been in a fight yet. I thought the fight itself was fine though. The ending seemed kinda chopped up. I'd like to see the uncut storyboard of they ever release it. Wonder if the death was going to be more gory?

>>149525950
>Culex is a statementFRAUD

So... What happened to this?

>>149525957
isnt texas filled with mexicans to the brim these days

Kek, it's kino.

I've been reading Final Crisis (the one with thought robot) and Superman: Emperor Joker and I'm liking Supes more than I expected. He gives me hope.

>>149525963
>Kylejeet melty

>>149525960
How good they are

>>149525973
The Wall also solos those spics too

Surely there's more to this debate than Ultima right? Are there any Godzillas that have an infinite energy absorption?

>>149525937
/pol/

>>149525875
Don't forget him being the leader of a group of resistance fighters leading the charge against Japan
Or him possessing the body of an infant to torment the latter's mother
Or the time that Godzilla was actually a pregnant female who died from diabetes

>>149525955
Goku and Superman are the heroes we need.

>>149525950
Localized slop, in the original version he says none of that.

>>149525970
The nigger got blackwhipped

>>149525957
*jumps over it*
lololololololol

>>149526000
Did this Goku ever show up again in Super?

>>149525943
Retarded nigger, the LE at his peak was stated to be outerversal, and you know who was also outerversal?

>>149525955
That happened in the very first issue when Deku tried to save Bakugo THOUGH

>>149525978
>Hulkbros ran the numbers and realized their guy loses
Its over...

We sense it... the fifth member of our coalition will be the victor of this battle.

>>149526023
HEROES!

>>149526000
>trips
Based and checked.

>>149526023
all job to the Basketball Force

>>149526023
KINGtos's vassals grow yet again.

>>149525991
Godzilla Earth can tank just about everything with his passive shields, if that counts. Most Godzillas have stuff like "I absorbed all of the energy from this thing", without any real limit.

>>149525875
Far too soulful for Death Battle, best we can do is another beam struggle or big punch.

>>149526000
What a HERO!

>>149525970
It was hilarious to watch the Milesnigs after they tried and failed to scale him above Galactus then tried to bank on "speed and venom" for the win then Deku was both faster and venom didn't even get verbally addressed

>>149525978
>out of date statements of a derange nikofag
KEK

>>149526016
The LE they said Kyle was inexperienced with and couldn't fully use? That one, faggot?

>>149525386
>Deku
Literal retarded moralfaggot simpering faggot, literally lets his GF he's into get plowed by his bully and then disappears for 8 years and his friends don't even care.
>Eren
Let's shitkasa get HORSED, his other ship got FARMED. Despite his love interest literally being madly in love with him from the start and basically genetically obligated to be his sister-wife, shit was the easiest slam dunk ever. Still dies a pathetic cuck.
>Goku
Toriyama said he was a henpecked bottom bitch, ChiChi abuses him, has never kissed his wife. Has the personality of manchild and the family values of a basedjak who plays a nintendo switch while his wife is plowed in the other room. His life is so romanceless and ChiChi is so unimportant the relationship so underdeveloped 80% of Goku smut are crackships because everyone hates SHITchi.
>Ichigo
I've never watched this so I can't say anything but his wife is a NTR-coded bimbo who is BVILT.
>Naruto
Self-explanatory.
>Wan Piss
Luffy feels like he has peter pan syndrome and need encouragement for BVLLsop to get it up.

Did I miss anything?

>>149525989
i have my doubts

>>149525950
>>149526000
Localized kino, in the japslop they say none of that.

>>149526030
the heroes and kings of /dbg/

>>149526000
Now post the accurately translated version.

>>149525985
Then I'd probably say
>Terry
>Wally
>Deku
>Gohan
>Kamala
>Miles

I like Gohan, but I don't think he's a good successor to Goku specifically.

Reminder that Ruby does have canon Justice League scaling

>>149526023
KEKtos's masters are so regal...

>>149526019
Didn't count. Deku's entire dream is to be like All Might, someone who keeps the corrupt system in place and he got a handout. Even at the end of the series the entire system is still there. Deku's heroism is corrupt and not true.

>>149525386
>>149526059
SameBITCH

>>149526064
>

>>149526023
Is Kratos busy soloing a verse? Is that why he isn't sitting in his throne in this pic?

>>149526059
TRVTHKE

>>149526098
>Didn't count because [INSANE COPE]
Yup yup yup

>>149526051
Yeah, the one that they then said would only bring him to outerversal if he did have full mastery over it. Base regulae Kyle was also stronger than 99.99999% of DC btw

Godzilla SOLOS (in movie quality)

>>149526051
???? Can't you into hypotheticals? I said that the peak of the LE is "only" outerversal, like otoko, who EoS simon vastly upscales from.

>>149526064
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fmfyp_4JpUE&pp=ygUjZ29rdSBpIGFtIHByb3RlY3RvciBvZiB0aGUgaW5ub2NlbnQ%3D
Here

>>149526114
>c-cope
It's the truth and you know it. I'm sorry that Deku, Class 1-A and the pro heroes are all frauds, but it's the truth.

>>149526109
No but Kratos' bussy is taking a verse.

>>149526059
Orihime literally only wants Ichigo

>>149526138
>It's the truth because [INSANE COPE]
Whatever you got to tell yourself. Doesn't change the fact that I posted it and it happened.

>they're not real heroes because they don't meet my standards
Why even bother arguing with capeshitters?

>>149526123
Do Indians really identify with Freeza and his wanting to kill monkeys?

>>149526142
...to the afterlife.

>>149526116
>keeps sucking off Kyle
Shameless BITCH LMAO

Is it better to be someone who does a lot of moral things for selfish reasons or someone who does few moral things for selfless reasons?

>>149526167
All that rape and cuckholdy has rotted their brains I'm afraid.

>>149526059
Based

>>149525906
Your mom

How do you explain to a brainlet that the "strongest" version of Godzilla doesn't hold a candle to the lowest-tiers in the Marvel verse and that the lizard needs crossovers to even come close to scaling to the Hulk and the Marvel cosmology.

>>149526132
>Goku, you are my hero.

>>149526059
Denji
Just... Denji

>>149526171
...because he's gonna completely drain the verse for cum.

>>149526175
>DCeethe

>>149526178
Robert Kirkman is the soul of all western writing.

>>149526189
You can't explain false information, trick question

How do you explain to a cuckold that Godzilla is going to gape Hulk?

>>149526177
>Is it better to be someone who does a lot of moral things for selfish reasons
Objectively this.

If you were about to get hit by a train you wouldn't care that somebody saved you just because they get something out of it, you'd just be glad they did it.

>>149526189
Why would you spend time to explain something that's not real?

>>149526175
>DCope

>>149526206
They didn't save my life they ruined my death!

>>149526197
>repetitive needyposting
DC HURT you!

According capeshitters, this isn't real heroism because...reasons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2SUOFR_GmI

>>149526189
Lying is wrong. Don't do that.

>>149526189
J-just pretend it isn't true and hope it all goes away!

I stopped carring about Hulk vs Godzilla. I want to know who the fuck Little Pauline is in Donkey Kong Bananza.

>>149526197
>>149526214
listroon you need new insults but I guess you're can't think of any that'd translate to english

>>149526227
*to

>>149526189
Marvel is just part of Ultima's dream, so is DC, the universes that appear in Super Robot Wars, Fortnite, every property in Fortnite, etc are just another one of Ultima's infinitely layed complex omniverse dreams.

>>149526230
>DCfags when someone brings up Kyle’s loss out of NOWHERE

>>149526191
Did he say this before or after cooking Goku's monkey brain? I can't remember.

>Godzilla's only chance of winning is Ultima
>Meanwhile EVERY version of Hulk takes it in a clean sweep
Looking good for HulkSCHOLARS

>>149526233
current Pauline somehow since Bananza is a prequel to the later games

Is there any fight actually worth talking about?

>>149526248
Yes and it was very brave of you to tell the truth about what happened during those long 8 months with Koslov and his Russian thugs.

>>149526245
Kek it’s funny because it’s true!

>>149526227
>T-That doesn't count....

>>149526238
Yeah, but KYLEKYLEKYLEKYLEKYLE and DCDCDCDCDC dontcha know?

>>149526264
Kratos vs /dbg/'s sanity.

>>149526238
>you're can't
Yup CHADians won
>>149526256
I thought the OG arcade was retconned into a game in the universe. Which doesn't make sense and I still like the idea of Cranky being evil
>>149526264
Gru vs Megamind.

>>149526245
LMAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO

>>149526264
Hulk vs Batman

>>149526250
>hulkfags throw a tantrum about ultima anyways
KEK

Sonic no diffs Goku btw

MHA heroes aren't real heroes.
Cope and seethe some more.

>>149526245
N-NO, THIS ISN’T TRUE, STOP BRINGING UP KYLE I CAN’T COPE ANYMOREEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149526279
>>149526308

>>149526194
>>149526142
>Vores your favorite verse out of existence
How is that an anti-feat?

I didn’t need to see that.

You really posted that, huh?

>>149526319
YUMMERS!

>>149526269
>>149526294
>>149526310
>seconds apart
>>149526319
no

KEKtosbros oh no no no LMAO

>>149526299
Batman without prep is a shitter and with prep is a multiversal threat that can defeat Superman with just kryptonite knuckles or whistling for some reason, there's literally no in-between

>>149526319
Better Man looks like *THAT*!?

Are Hulkfags really going to spend the next few weeks coping about Ultima and begging anyone who will listen to disregard it?

>>149526319
Nikobros... discord meeting... when?

Why?

>>149526319
>What Jaxxy sees every night before Tomar goes to bed.

KEKYPOW!

>>149525693
Simon isn't outer (even if you think he is they don't claim that and I've never seen anyone claim that), he's just peak complex multiversal. DC is outer past the speedforce wall minimum. Outside the speedforce wall is above the 12D+ (spatial) local multiverse+bleed. Beyond the SFW is beyond time and everything godsphere is beyond spatial and temporal dimensions (and roughly scales to places like the Dream and Heaven). Basically the argument they made for Kyle was that he both doesn't scale to the source/presences/source wall (the animation is meaningless, like when hal cut ben's hand off) and they downscaled DC from where they previously had it. In the videos from the seasons prior they claimed DC and Marvel were equal in cosmology but now they think it's complex multiversal only. If anyone should be mad about the results it's Marvel fans because if they had this scaling outlook years prior then marvel would have a way better record vs DC.

well I updated it

Hot

>>149524554
Deku gets no-diffed by Haru Urara

Solar System level Invincible?

HulkDAMN
KEKtosDAMN

>>149526373
Yeah this tracks.

>>149526372
some users on VSBW tried to upgrade him to outerversal but I'm pretty sure that got rejected

Well?

Can we not?

>>149526404
congrats on the bottom surgery kratos.

>>149526227
MHA is so shit it's unreal

JANNIES I NEED YOU JANNIES

>Beloved by his city and has never asked for anything in return
>Treats said city's citizen as friends even hangs out with them in his downtime
>Powerful easygoing selfless and kind to others
>compassionate to one of his rogues gallery knowing that said enemy is struggling with mental illness
>All while living in a humble apartment complex
Is DCAU Wally West the perfect hero?

>>149526378
>>149526404

>>149526404
>>149526378
>>149526319
You made these yourself didn't you

Kratos solos, deal with it

HOLY

>>149526373
Should add "Loves AI Slop" to it too.

JANNIES THE GAY PORN IS NO DIFFING OUR THREAD WE NEED YOU JANNIES JANNIIIIIIEEEEESSSSS

>dcfags btfo
>gay ai sloppa
Hmmm...

breh

>Get so mad that you start posting gay porn
Do anons really?

>>149526446
Y-You're still not a real hero...

>shounenbabs btfo
>gay ai sloppa
Hmmm...

Ok so... These are Scaling (Grey), Statements (Black), and outliers (white), as /dbg/ named them.
And today their Mom just came and ate Outliers...
I just realized after finding the fucking cat checking on the decapitated head of her own child...
I'm still in shock to be honest, I knew shit like this could happen in nature but witnessing it first hand is... Something else

Stop this! We must be better men.....

gay porn is being posted independent from everything

>>149526446
Fuark maybe he can match BOS Asta

>>149526319
I kneel Kratass...

>DCeethe gets clowned on
>Gay AI slop spam
Makes you think...

>>149526479
This thread is cursed.

TO ME, MY JANNIES

>etc are just another one of Ultima's infinitely layed complex omniverse dreams
But Singular point doesn't even have a single statement about infinitely layered dreams... And not that it matters because the lowest layers in Marvel already have that, infinitely stacked one above the other, with each dream being infinite, and that's not even accounting for the infinite higher dimensions above that, mind you these are all the lowest layers in Marvel.
There is nothing in Godzilla that even comes close to the Marvel cosmology.

>>149526479
the fuck did you say? man poor Outliers

Friendly reminder that now that we know Makima had the Gun devil's powers she scales above Gojo in AP

Hit the bump limit or I'll label all of you wall level frauds

>>149525184
Smart people

>>149526536
aren't real life humans below wall level

>>149526536
Finally, I'm getting buffed!

>>149526227
>one scene
Any others? No? Then my point still stands.

>>149525184
Retarded people.

>>149526565
>>149526279

>>149526570
Post more scenes than just one.

we with prep time solo your favorite verse
https://joke-battles.fandom.com/wiki/Composite_Human_(Real_World)

>>149526589
Post composite human destroying a mountain.

>>149526586
You said "No scenes"
By providing one you have been proven wrong

And as an anon of character and integrity I must hold you to your word.

>>149526372
What is with all of that vsbw rambling? Yeah I am sure that the authors had the most clearest of intentions on making them outerversal, just ignore the time they got slammed by a planet.

reminder

>>149526586
>GOALPOSTman

>>149526479
Jesus fucking christ man.

>>149526533
She shot a guy into space in a few bangs, we already knew that

>>149526479
they blasphemed against KINGtos

>>149526708
this. The mother cat was Atreus in disguise, sent to carry out Kratos' will

>>149526718
BOUNDLESS and OUTERVERSAL gay porn

>>149526479
Yep, we hate outliers here. Unless it discredits a character we dislike. Or it allows our hero to scale higher.

>>149526605
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountaintop_removal_mining

>>149526586
Fine, here's some more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWZQjQ4yURM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66E7MpTGygs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI1nZEVTSyg
I guess these aren't real heroes.

>>149526749
>>149526640
FUUUAAAAARKKK Anons were TEACHING Superman

>>149526518
>>149526668
>>149526708
I still can't get over it, nature can be so fucking cruel.

>>149526749
why didn't Deku fuck that hottie?
>GOY
the fuck did the captcha mean by this?

>>149526749
T-Those don't count because...uh...FUCK I CAN'T USE THE EXCUSE THAT THEY'RE CORRUPT, WANT MONEY OR FAME! FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!

>>149526659
Delete this right now. RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

>>149526659
That's what they get for copying capeslop.

>>149526749
Supergoy would never

>>149526770
>it is real
These threads are really fucking cursed. I blame kratos

>>149526770
I didn't need to see that man, now I'm sad :(

>>149526770
Mom was TEACHING Outliers.

>>149526749
NONONONONOOOOOOO! THIS DISMANTLES MY ENTIRE NARRATIVE! DELETE THIS RIGHT NOOOOOOOW!

>>149526770
Ugh...CatKEKs, our response?

>gay porn
>dead kittens
and this is just the start of hulkzilla

>>149526770
I didn’t need to see that.

>>149526770
A dog would have left a dismembered toddler at your doorstep instead.

next thread will be dedicated to Outliers
RIP

>>149526770
So was the mother just stressed out? Anyways you probobaly already did this but you should just keep Statements and Scaling inside and away from their mother and feed them cows milk.

>not a single hero stepped up to save me from these images
Bros... are all our heroes sub-shitpost tier?

>>149526864
Nothing can beat shitposting.

>>149526852
>Is my cope because I have nothing to refute this instance of infanticide

>>149526852
yeah I'm sure small dogs are capable of doing that

>>149526864
don't worry

I don't think i'm strong enough for this thread...

>>149526890
Mr Incredible...

Next thread should be about outliers

>>149526812
K, b, c.

>threads today started with zillafags unironically laughing about a minor almost killing himself
>followed by hulkfags posting gay porn
>then kittens getting eaten alive by their mother
jannies just move it to /trash/ already

>>149526890
Outliers...

>>149526770
Sometimes animals kill the WEAKEST of the bunch to feed the others

>>149526770
RIP outliers and sorry for your loss anon

>>149526855
Outliers was likely sick or had some kind of birth defect, I noticed a couple of days ago how his eyes looked weird but in the Shithole where I live there's no Vets so I had no idea what to do with him.
I know some birds and reptiles eat or kill their offspring if they are too weak or sick to survive, but I didn't expect this to happen. Specifically because the mom has been eating like a pig since she gave birth

>>149526925
Week 1 btw.

>>149526319
>kaijuFAGGOT completely lost his falseflagging mind
You love to see it. Didn't look btw.

>>149526940
would highly recommend getting her spayed if you can, maybe that should help

Deku will beat the mother and avenge outliers.

>>149526925
let's keep it going and see how deranged it can get

>>149526940
Dogs do it too, even when they're not the mothers. It is their instinct to get rid of the weakest/sick one

>>149526950
>>149526969
Favorite SMT alignment?

>>149526969
My fuarking BVLLS

>>149526950
>>149526969
>avatar of an outer god vs avatar of Satan has chaotic threads

>>149526940
Seperating the kittens from their mother is the most advice I can give since I know little about animals. Sorry for your lost

>>149526925
>>threads today started with zillafags unironically laughing about a minor almost killing himself
Stop acting like a xwitter fag, the minor was just criticized and then xhe went full balistic and tried to kill xhimself.

If there are more than five people in these threads I'd be shocked

>>149526976
My Strange Journey save says I'm neutral

What's the mom's name anyways? Feats?

>>149526996
An avatar of my dick is currently causing chaos in your mom's pussy lmfao

>>149527011
I somehow always end up chaos in most games. These threads feel the same way

>>149527014
I chopped it off

>>149527010
All of them? Me.

>>149527013
She's just "Grey"

>>149527032
You just turned me into my fuarking hero Goku YIPPIE now I can lose to my rival 3 times

>>149527013
Seeing as she's now the only one who's actually defeated anything, that would be apt.

>>149527046
No they're me kaijufag, oh no schizo, listroon, Everyone IS ME. Except the nameniggers, I'm not that obsessed

>>149527046 (me)
Yep.

I have feats on-screen unlike you FRAUDS, kowtow three times and I might let you use statements and scaling

>>149527067
Grey...

>>149527067
Shut up junior.

>>149527067
Grey…

I blame Kratos for all this madness, I miss The Goku vs Superman 3 waiting period

>>149527010
>>149527046
>>149527065
we know who you are

>KINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOS
Let go of your hatred and obsession.

>>149527090
Chaos is necessary for even greater debates, Kratos is a aavior if anything

>is a aaivor
ESLtos...

>>149527097
All of those monkeys? Also me.

>>149527090
>immediately scaling kratos to infanticide

>aavior
LOWEREDUCATIONtos…

>>149527133
I mean, didn't he kill his daughter? Wait, don't tell me, turns out he was TEACHING her, yeah?

>>149527168
Gray vs Kingtos when

FUCK SUPERMAN

>>149527188
Don't mind if I do...

>>149527188
Agreed. I will get Chi-Chi right on that

>>149527188
Lex Luthor's Monkeys...

>>149527188
Hnnng~ Don't mind if I do~

>>149527188
Yes sir colonel Koslov...

What does being inside of Superman feels like

>>149527235
Tight, man of steel for a reason

>>149527204
Me on the right

new thread? dedicate it to Outliers

>>149527204
>>149527251
Me in the right.

>>149527235
Like a hotdog in a hallway after what Koslov did to him

>>149527235
That kryptonian bussy milks slavic cocks like you wouldn't believe...

this thread is getting fucking gay

>>149527276
Far better than dead cats.

MHA lost.

>>149527276
Getting?

Least gayest thread on /co/.

>>149526940
>outliers had a defect
Meme magic is getting too strong..

check em

>>149527371
Ash victim

The last digit of this post is Gojo Satoru's erect penis size in inches. The second last digit of this post is Son Goku's erect penis size in inches.

>>149527396
Gojobros... Tardku is stronger and more hung than us...

>>149527396
Holy FVARK I can't believe my hero is THAT HUNG!!!!
last digit of this post is Superman's erect penis size in inches btw

GOATku beats SuperSHIT and these trips prove it

Last two digits of this post are Izuku Midoriya's erect penis size in cm.

Sorry I meant THESE trips

>>149527428
Fuark Goku extreme diffs.

Dubs and Kratos' canon ending is him getting diarrhea and shitting himself to death

SuperRAPEVICTIM lost

Who wins?

Fuck this thread was terrible

>>149527473
ENTER

>>149527496
Says you, I think we've reached a new zenith

>>149527371
>The strongest duelist in history vs The strongest trainer of today
Mmm, I still need something more catchy to shitpost that day

Cock scholars won this thread...

>>149527496
FeatsChads won, again, cry about it

Everyone here is my favorite character

I'm thinking the chadckolds are in control

Deku the sissy lost.

>>149527371
Ash victimizer

Is Invincible v Deku the modern day Goku vs Superman?

KoslovChads won superman's ass...

THAT Kratos pic unironically broke me

Deku the CHADLY won

>>149527566
Loisxisters...

>>149527583
...best employee of the month at McDonalds...

>>149527589
That too?! Zamn!!!!

>>149527583
...the cuckold award.

I won but at what cost?...

Ash won

I am simply too strong and awesome and beloved for anyone to challenge me

>>149527564
Neither of those two are anywhere near the status that Goku and Superman had (and continue to have). Deku in particular is a character nobody cares about, even in his home country

>>149527564
Not really since no ones arguing that Invincible could win

>>149527646
The Flash...

>>149527583
…the winning everything based award

>>149527646
I challenge you to suck my dick.

>>149527646
Vegeta...

Deku the sissy bitch takes cock up the ass btw.

>>149527428
Last digit is the size of my cock, btw.

GAY SEX CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM BIG FUCKING MANLY COCK MUSCLES GAY MMMMMMMM HAIRY SHIT PENIS CUM FUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>149527703
Calm down, Hulkbro.

>>149527692
>92
This thread is fucking cursed, jesus man.

Last digit is the size of UNDEFEATEDmi man's pickle

>>149527721
The size of 1 what?

>>149527703
KINGtosSCHOLAR btw.

>>149527721
Oh shit...

It's over. This is the end.

>>149527739
1 foot

>>149527692
KWAB

>>149527721
Omni-keks....

Last digit is the number of times Deku will job with his pity suit

Last digit is how hung Mark Grayson is

>>149527692
…in my homosexual fantasies that I can’t stop thinking about and posting pictures of in this thread

>>149527774
Markbros...

>>149527692
'Fraid so.

>>149527777
Checked.

Last digit is the size of my penis in inches

>>149527767
>>149527774
>PATHETICku and PATHETICrk
kwab

Enough about Gokek and Vegeta
When is Gohan going to fight?
Who would be a good opponent for him?

>>149527777
Damn, Dekufags won this thread...

>>149527777
CHADku quads won this thread

Last 9 digits of this post is how many Superman has been RAPED and GAPED across every single on of his runs

>>149527792
Can suck your two incher?

>>149527796
Superman's son so they can milk Gokek v Supershit for 1 more video

>>149527777
DeKING was TEACHING /dbg/!!!!!

>homosexual REALITIES
'Fraid so.

>>149527777
LORDKINGWINNERku won.

>>149527777
FUUUUARK my KNEES…

>>149527777
Fuark. I kneel Dekuchads...

>>149527822
His son is not as iconic as Gohan
I don't even know his name
Isn't there anyone else more fitting for a popular fight? Superman related or not?

>>149527792
TWICE?

>>149527885
Only other one I can think of is Mark but that's a stomp

>>149527777
Smh using a bot for gets how shameful

>>149528055
>He says with a get
You don't have to choose to be a loser you know...