>>149524373 (OP)Week 1 of me slapping my balls against speedy mom's jaw
Post your hero having radiation resistance NOW or they become the hisashi ouchi
Hulk won't get me in here
>>149524397>Gooner bait We don't do that here.
>>149524373 (OP)I lost...my car keys...
>>149524415>Alphoomer slangDONE
>>149524416AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE GOJOD I KNEEL I KNEEL PLEASE SPARE ME TAKE THE VIRGIN LIPS OF CHI-CHI INSTEAD
>>149524397https://youtu.be/mdjLBYxAcUI
>>149524373 (OP)Godzillaโs laundry solos SHARTos and his verse btw.
I would both gijinka and the anthro versions, now what?
>Hulk going Godzilla's laundry
ESLzilla...
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
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can i just say how miserable this community is?
like deadass ive never wanted to interact with the fandom less than after deku vs miles, and i fucking love that episode and matchup so uh... what happened?
people repeating the same unfunny "deku only fighting street tiers" when he doesn't even have the biggest stat stomp of the season let alone the series. its just genuinely hard to actually talk about the episode cus people always wanna just shit on deku constantly, cus i guess hating MHA is a good substitute for a personality.
i wanna give a quick shoutout to Mae Dawn and other V-tubers for entering my youtube recommended after this episode dropped so i am not completely miserable through this whole waiting period. and hopefully people learn to be funny and creative again some time in the future.
my birthday is on the same day fantastic four releases here, so im excited for that, but i also wanna interact with this community at some point, but i want to go to bed without 8 different headaches afterwards
Post Darkseid destroying a planet.
>>149524490This anon is a BOUNDLESS BEAST fucker
>>149524554Post the link to the original
>>149524556The shockwaves from one of Orion's fights destroyed a star system.
>>149524501ESLtos, you mean.
>>149524613whoops forgot pic
>>149524554Still waiting for the 3 mountain/island busters Deku can fight without burning his quirks or wonky movie scaling btw
I'm still mad that they used Prototype 2 for his characterization
To this day I still have a kek remembering Batsfags' surprise when he lost to Spidey.
>>149524740>One of Death Battle's rules is "No prior knowledge">Guy who relies on having prior knowledge losesHow were they surprised??
>>149524761Early 2010's were the peak of "he can do anything BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN"
>>149524706>moving the goal post
You may have won the Death Battle against me, but you will certainly lose the Cuck Battle!
>>149524825Not if I have anything to say.
>>149524690Same,i would had preferred if they had given Cole his Infamous 1 jacket aswell
>>149524373 (OP)Why does Kratos keep taking lz?
>>149524706Rebirth Green Lantern should still be canon
>>149524554Reddit...Deku is still a cuckold no matter what.
>>149524373 (OP)Post characters you want to see in a Death Battle episode
>>149524554Our resident Deku hater is a reddit peasant...
>>149524950>Churno vs captain cold
>>149524825 how do you even lose that
>>149524916we don't see the full fallout but do we all agree he jobbed to the starbreaker vampirism?
>only one person can hate Decuck
>>149524988That's right, that's MY JOB
is this the shitskins general
>>149524999that's /dbs/ but we're a close 2nd.
>>149524895Preferably vs Marth
>>149524988Only annoying shippers care that much to hate Deku. MHA is just Naruto but capeshit and more mediocre.
>>149524998Any sane, rational person...
Should something that's non-canon be counted towards wether a character could beat another?
Or should it be completely disregarded?
>>149524895He'd be in NEVER EVER tier due to all of the rape and pedophilia and stuff, but I think he'd be cool to see in a fight
>kills deku and every single spiderman easily
>>149525057Could they even get past KINGker?
>>149524761Batman has defeated precogs before, making spidey sense moot. He also carries a sonic device on his person at all times that can floor Croc or even melt through steel. 'muh prior knowledge... muh prep time' is a shabby excuse.
>>149524895My nigga Brock vs Joey Wheeler
I find it funny how people on VS Battles Wiki have spent years trying to get base Mario upgraded to Universal+, with tons of revision threads, some reaching 30 pages, and none of them were accepted. Meanwhile, Popeye gets one revision thread and gets upgraded to Universal+ just like that.
>>149525023>we're a close 2nd more like this is the same shit different smell, no wonder why 4chinz got rid of the posters count
>All Might vs Might Guy
All Might got stomped
>Shoto vs Zuko
Shoto stomped a far weaker opponent who he hard counters
>Asta vs Deku
Gaped and RAPED by Asta despite his main ability being useless
>Shiggy vs Mahito
Stomp by Shiggy who hard counters Mahito
>Deku vs Miles
Stomp by Deku
Why can't MHA defeat opponents on their level?
>>149525117How is Shiggy vs Mahito a hard counter?
Why does miles call his blast the venom blast?
>>149525138"Muh gazillion not souls", completely stops any attack plan mahito has.
>>149525117Because their verse is weak as shit. They can fight street tiers lile the pathetic worms they are.
>>149525117>I-IS THAT A MID TIER?? I BETTER KEEP MY ASS FIGHTING STREET TIERS OR I'M FINISHED!
>>149525154It was originally meant to be a sort of toxic shock to the opponents nervous system, but it's basically just become electricity at this point.
>>149525104>Universal+ base Mario Which kind of people actually believe this?
>>149525157People weren't even sure if that would work the way they interpreted. Also it only stops domain expansion.
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Where's Goku I gotta show him the power of an elephant.
>>149525117i dont know who any of these bums are, stop it
>>149525185>The only people who hate Deku and MHA are third worldersYup yup YUP
It's not only a civic duty to make fun of Deku and MHA, but a patriotic one as well. Do your part to keep /dbg/ clean.
>>149525222shitskins love mha bro, where the you think the decuck memes came from in the first place
>>149525227My HERO said this.
>>149524373 (OP)After the battle:
>H-Hey sir i just defeated Miles...>WHO CARES, GO BACK TO WORK AND SERVE OUR CUSTOMERS!
Electro would kill most heroes in MHA Denki included
>>149525227Superman would never say this
>>149525179>>149525154Why do they keep giving black people electric powers?
>>149525227Superman would say this.
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>powerscaling is always 90% anime
>anime is weak a shit
what gives?
Does he who sits Atop the Fourth Wall have any good match ups?
>>149525057KINGnny was TEACHING Deku and every single Spider-Man!
>>149525281Linkara from angel armor
>>149525259Wasn't this when he was supercharged, and then he gets beaten by being dropped into water
>>149525233>Those people LOVE it!>That's why they post nonstop cuck memes about it!Anon...
>>149525117>no sozin comet zuko >miles robbed meh, the double standards these people have are insane
deathbattle is washed
>>149525281Nostalgia Critic(classic)
>>149525227Based Supermanbro.
>>149525227My RAPE VICTIM did not say this.
>>149525301They're the only ones watching it
Plus, only shitskins and americans for some weird reason self-insert hard into NTR
>>149525300Water dispersed him being super charged so that makes sense
>>149525303Already defeated in canon. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yiwit6qMOGw&pp=ygUZQSBiYXQgY3JlZGl0IGNhcmQgbGlua2FyYQ%3D%3D
>>149525227My SYMBOL OF HOPE said this.
Krillin would rape all the MHA verse btw
>>149525321Speak for yourself. I'm a GODmerican and I HATE NTR
The entirety of anime as medium is predicated, conjoined and integral to cuckoldry. It is built into their characters, their ships and their personalities.
Look at this cool art I found!
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I canonically can solo MHA with little effort.
>>149525352>most of these people like imagining getting cucked bro>well that's not true because I DONT! that's not how maths work lad
Look at this REALLY cool art I found!
>>149525280Who soloed DC this year?
>>149525277I believe we've been over this in a previous thread. It all started when DC created Black Lightning, but for some reason they couldn't use him for spinoffs, so they just made other black guys with electro powers. It sort of became an archetype afterwards.
>>149525415>surrounded by fire>cool
>>149525398Comics literally has actual faggotry and cuckoldry on panel, but it still somehow doesn't exist in the minds of its fanbase to the degree it does with Shounen.
One Piece, Dragon Ball, Naruto, Bleach, MHA, SnK. All of this shit, it's most critical cultural tenant is cuckoldry. It's largely because off the incredibly weak-willed personalities of ever male character, but it goes beyond that into the fan bases themselves.
This pic is the funniest thing to come out of this Match up.
Little nigger being all cocky just to finally start crying and shitting himself when he realizes he's going to die
I love it!
>>149525400Good to see live action DB coming back.
>>149525415WTF
since when can carnage shoot beams?
How powerful is the Nerd?
>>149525440You know this was the hypest shit for those kids
There is literally nothing wrong with gay sex other than poo getting everywhere
>>149525440>live action DB no such thing exists
btw
>me to superman haters
>>149525227erm, shut the fuck up, BITCH
>>149525400>MostSource?
>Inb4myass
>>149525415Naruto statstomps Yuji tho, like by a lot and 4tails Naruto is a bad match for punching harder retards since he's burning himself and his opponent if they touch him.
>>149525314Lois...Lana...Powergirl...
Look at this AMAZINGLY cool art I found!
>>149525227>Russian cock sleeveworse than Deku
>>149525478>There is literally nothing wrong with gay sex other than poo getting everywherejust don't eat, bro. it's just that easy ;)
>>149525474Apparently the bad guy from the AVGN movie and 2nd video game has some 11D multiversal brouhaha.
>>149524416>Using noncanonperPathetic
>>149525478Tether Tyrant...
>simon was so powerful that feeding the strongest verse on death battle to him was a pity win
FUARK
>>149525478Every single comic book and cartoon characterโฆ
>>149525428>soloing the entirety of DC is a pity winDamn, what a pathetic verse.
>jajaja, Hulk is sure to win because Godzilla is so slo-AAAAAAACK!!!!
>DC is so weak that it's considered a pity win now
damn is it listroon hour now?
>P-PLEASE LAUGH AT MY GAY HOMOSEXUAL FANTASIES
MHA lost.
Deku, Class 1-A, and the pro heroes aren't true heroes.
They do it for fame and money, thus they're not real heroes.
They support a corrupt system.
In the words of my hero:
>>149525417Nobody
>b-b-but muh simon...Fought a baby seal who left le cosmology at the gate when Death Battle said he had no effective ability to use the scaling they initially gestured at.
>inb4 simon/kylejeet cuckspam and sucking off Kyle cope
>>149525057>Danny FARTom Youmu Victim
>>149525558Your Russian gang rape wasnโt a fantasy Clarkโฆ
NTR and cuckoldry are kino, and if you disagree, you're a Deku stan
>his hero is Injustice Supes
>>149525537>the entirety of DCWas not in that fight.
>b-b-but...>>149525563
>>149525184It is a very common belief that people will die on. And of course, it's all chain and lore scaling.
>>149525558Saying all this while posting Injustice Supes is peak irony
>>149525558Superman, you got your alien bussy filled with gay Russian cum for 8 months. You are a bigger bitch than Deku of all people.
Someone needs to make a death battle character tier list with street tiers at the bottom Deku in the middle and everyone else who washes him above
Gays are really disgusting though. A lot of them do shit after you pull out. Not really sure what you're supposed to do about it honestly
Could She-hulk take Doomsday, Broly, and Godzilla?
>>149525611Yosuke Hanamura...
>>149525615in a fight? probably not
Hulkzilla's animation will have Utsuho in the background watching as her two Slaves battle for her entertainment
>>149525623Seto Kaiba acknowledged Sneed. Can any other meme compare?
>>149525590Yeah, only...the Anti Monitor, Spectre, Time Trapper and Doctor Manhattan, AKA more or less the entirety of the verse
Also Simon no diffed the guy stronger than all of those kek
James Gunn's Superman vs Absolute Superman. Who's winning?
So with his recent upscale, can Grimmjow Jaggerjaquez finally defeat Bakugo?
>>149525641Seto Kaiba's autism unironically makes him BOUNDLESS
>more gay fantasies
I know it makes you angry to know the truth. MHA heroes aren't real heroes and you can cry, cope and seethe all you want. Prove to me that they're real heroes. Post them doing something not for money or fame, but out of kindness.
You can't.
>>149525057Danny is for wiping Bleach
>>149525654and Batkek Negro is stronger then all of them
>>149525641CIA got printed in a newspaper and Aiden Gillen also was forced to confront it's 'grisly' existence
>>149525664>So with his recent upscale, can Grimmjow Jaggerjaquez finally defeat Bakugo?Wasn't Grimmjow as fast as Bankai Ichigo? That's way above Bakugo
>>149525563Lol what a cope. Even the wankest Kyle with the "MUH LIFE EQUATION" was only outerversal, the same fucking tier as Otoko simon, which EoS Simon ultra mega curbstomped.
>>149525558>>P-please laugh at my homosexual fantasiesHulkbros...
>>149525637Okuu. Universe. NOW.
>>149525679Batkek is only Manhattan level, so not really
>>149525584Why do western comic and cartoon writers keep making OUR HEROES get raped and cucked?
I want to see them being cool and epic and shit, not literally getting RAPED AND KEKED in front of everyone to see.
>>149525678...'s dirty dishes.
>>149525641Didn't Bane crash an actual plane
>>149525666spic, listroon is a Mexican according to his reddit
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>YOU'RE NOT A REAL HERO YOU'RE NOT A REAL HERO YOU'RE NOT A REAL HERO YOU'RE NOT A REAL HERO YOU'RE NOT A REAL HERO YOU'RE NOT A REAL HERO YOU'RE NOT A REAL HERO YOU'RE NOT A REAL HERO
>>149525677You know your therapist told you that you shouldn't cope with your russian gang rape trauma by calling it a fantasy, Supes...
What's wrong with being indian?
>>149525700only at the start prior to drinking the Crisis juice
>>149525683>>149525704Sneed vs CIA now
where is thumbnail anon?
Rate this death outta ten
>>149525693DCbros we canโt refute thisโฆโฆ.
>>149525712>Mario can beat Wario who survived the Black Jewel destroying the universe and creating a pocket dimension under him
>Sonic beat Void who was slowly destroying Maginaryworld, a universe
>>149525701It's probably just how they were all raised.
>>149525730>SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
>>149525701Because its kino
>>149525730>another "le exploded" death>another le sad deathWhy do they force the death rule and then keep setting up fights with the "respectful sparring until one of them fucking dies for no reason" setup?
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>>149525730Deku's face was funny as fuck
DC and Marvel solos MHA.
Cope and seethe more.
>>149525719it's equal to being a spic, which is bad
>>149525490>source this general
any other general revolved around cuckoldry on this website
>>149525677Is Supershit not an Invincible victim? Fuck yourself
>>149525761I blame Red vs Tai
>>149525700>Manhattan level>Manhattan's head was cut open by a sawManhattan is saw level. PATHETIC
>>149525772>/pol/ babbleSHITler LOST.
>>149525770I would hope Dr manhatten solos MHA. If they couldn't that would be sad. Too bad Kyle mogs both
>>149525774Superman may have taken Russian backshots, but at least he's not a cuck married to a hoe who took BBC (big blue cock)
>>149525799it's a widely accepted fact in these threads that spics are the worst and have always been used as an insult
>>149525790Red vs Tai was at least funny because Tai was having none of the bullshit and didn't really agree to the fight in the first place
>>149525807This + the abortion. Mark is another level of sad
>>149525813>Itโs a [/POL/ BABBLE]
>>149525701They're just giving the fans what they really want to see.
I want the composite Godzilla to have the most obscure shit in his moveset.
>can ride an ATV
>can play pingpong
>can shoot his fist like a mech
>blood tentacles
>laser eyes
>has wheels on his feet
>psychic attack immunity
>can cook a big pancake
>can ride a bike
>can play soccer
>can play baseball
>sings karaoke
>can fly
>is friends with the honey nut cheerio bee
>>149525861Isnt that Ms. Marvel?
>>149525654Those are all characters Kyle hasn't even met, let alone scales to, non-reader.
>effusive sucking off of Kyle ensuesLMAO
They said plainly he had no effective ability to use any of that scaling. Continue SLUURPING Kyle to cope, however.
>>149525747Pocket dimension only scales to solar system level on most power scaling wikis, unless proven otherwise.
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If you had to lift the entire canonicity of your character, ie. every single game/comic/movie that makes up their main canonical universe, would you be able to?
Which character would actually have the heaviest "reality" for them/you to lift?
Kingdom Hearts characters aren't a million times FTL for fuck's sake, Yoda would have jobbed to Mickey even without that
>>149525890>Kylejeet melty
>>149525701>raped and cucked simultaneously?
>>149525903Which part? Because if you mean all of them, the real fight would just be to get them to work together.
>>149525903a job application
>I've seen more Godzilla vs Galactus discussion on my twitter than Hulk vs Godzilla discussion
Poor Hulk
YUM YUM, what a delicious breakfast!
>>149524373 (OP)Rank em successors
>Wally West>Gohan>Deku>Miles>Terry McGinnis >Kamala Kahn
>>149525903What sites are there that are extremely racist and also extremely brown?
>>149525861My heroes and Mister Majestic
>>149525693>th-they did-didn't s-say Kyle was inexperienced and unable to utilise that scaling But they did. The cope is yours.
>>149525917>Reminder that Micky was DOWNPLAYED
>still no scenes or panels of MHA characters doing heroics thing out of empathy and not for money or fame
See? True heroism always prevails.
I win.
>>149525935Terry > Wally > Gohan > who gives a fuck
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>solos all of Mexico
>>149525937>What sites are there that are extremely racist and also extremely brown?Texas?
>>149525935In terms of power, or how good of a successor they are?
>>149524554I though Deku should have fought Superboy instead of Spin, personally. Their connection is about as arbitrary. Just SuperBoy hasn't been in a fight yet. I thought the fight itself was fine though. The ending seemed kinda chopped up. I'd like to see the uncut storyboard of they ever release it. Wonder if the death was going to be more gory?
>>149525950>Culex is a statementFRAUD
So... What happened to this?
>>149525957isnt texas filled with mexicans to the brim these days
I've been reading Final Crisis (the one with thought robot) and Superman: Emperor Joker and I'm liking Supes more than I expected. He gives me hope.
>>149525963>Kylejeet melty
>>149525960How good they are
>simon/kylejeet psychotic episode
>>149525973The Wall also solos those spics too
Surely there's more to this debate than Ultima right? Are there any Godzillas that have an infinite energy absorption?
>>149525875Don't forget him being the leader of a group of resistance fighters leading the charge against Japan
Or him possessing the body of an infant to torment the latter's mother
Or the time that Godzilla was actually a pregnant female who died from diabetes
>>149525955Goku and Superman are the heroes we need.
>>149525950Localized slop, in the original version he says none of that.
>>149525970The nigger got blackwhipped
>>149525957*jumps over it*
lololololololol
>>149526000Did this Goku ever show up again in Super?
>>149525943Retarded nigger, the LE at his peak was stated to be outerversal, and you know who was also outerversal?
>>149525955That happened in the very first issue when Deku tried to save Bakugo THOUGH
>>149525978>Hulkbros ran the numbers and realized their guy losesIts over...
We sense it... the fifth member of our coalition will be the victor of this battle.
>>149526000>tripsBased and checked.
>>149526023all job to the Basketball Force
>>149526023KINGtos's vassals grow yet again.
>>149525991Godzilla Earth can tank just about everything with his passive shields, if that counts. Most Godzillas have stuff like "I absorbed all of the energy from this thing", without any real limit.
>>149525875Far too soulful for Death Battle, best we can do is another beam struggle or big punch.
>>149525970It was hilarious to watch the Milesnigs after they tried and failed to scale him above Galactus then tried to bank on "speed and venom" for the win then Deku was both faster and venom didn't even get verbally addressed
>>149525978>out of date statements of a derange nikofagKEK
>>149526016The LE they said Kyle was inexperienced with and couldn't fully use? That one, faggot?
>>149525386>DekuLiteral retarded moralfaggot simpering faggot, literally lets his GF he's into get plowed by his bully and then disappears for 8 years and his friends don't even care.
>ErenLet's shitkasa get HORSED, his other ship got FARMED. Despite his love interest literally being madly in love with him from the start and basically genetically obligated to be his sister-wife, shit was the easiest slam dunk ever. Still dies a pathetic cuck.
>GokuToriyama said he was a henpecked bottom bitch, ChiChi abuses him, has never kissed his wife. Has the personality of manchild and the family values of a basedjak who plays a nintendo switch while his wife is plowed in the other room. His life is so romanceless and ChiChi is so unimportant the relationship so underdeveloped 80% of Goku smut are crackships because everyone hates SHITchi.
>IchigoI've never watched this so I can't say anything but his wife is a NTR-coded bimbo who is BVILT.
>NarutoSelf-explanatory.
>Wan PissLuffy feels like he has peter pan syndrome and need encouragement for BVLLsop to get it up.
Did I miss anything?
>>149525989i have my doubts
>>149525950>>149526000Localized kino, in the japslop they say none of that.
>>149526030the heroes and kings of /dbg/
>>149526000Now post the accurately translated version.
>>149525985Then I'd probably say
>Terry>Wally>Deku>Gohan>Kamala>MilesI like Gohan, but I don't think he's a good successor to Goku specifically.
Reminder that Ruby does have canon Justice League scaling
>>149526023KEKtos's masters are so regal...
>>149526019Didn't count. Deku's entire dream is to be like All Might, someone who keeps the corrupt system in place and he got a handout. Even at the end of the series the entire system is still there. Deku's heroism is corrupt and not true.
>>149526023Is Kratos busy soloing a verse? Is that why he isn't sitting in his throne in this pic?
>>149526098>Didn't count because [INSANE COPE]Yup yup yup
>>149526051Yeah, the one that they then said would only bring him to outerversal if he did have full mastery over it. Base regulae Kyle was also stronger than 99.99999% of DC btw
Godzilla SOLOS (in movie quality)
>>149526051???? Can't you into hypotheticals? I said that the peak of the LE is "only" outerversal, like otoko, who EoS simon vastly upscales from.
>>149526064https://youtube.com/watch?v=fmfyp_4JpUE&pp=ygUjZ29rdSBpIGFtIHByb3RlY3RvciBvZiB0aGUgaW5ub2NlbnQ%3D
Here
>>149526114>c-copeIt's the truth and you know it. I'm sorry that Deku, Class 1-A and the pro heroes are all frauds, but it's the truth.
>>149526109No but Kratos' bussy is taking a verse.
>>149526059Orihime literally only wants Ichigo
>>149526138>It's the truth because [INSANE COPE]Whatever you got to tell yourself. Doesn't change the fact that I posted it and it happened.
>they're not real heroes because they don't meet my standards
Why even bother arguing with capeshitters?
>>149526123Do Indians really identify with Freeza and his wanting to kill monkeys?
>>149526142...to the afterlife.
>>149526116>keeps sucking off Kyle Shameless BITCH LMAO
Is it better to be someone who does a lot of moral things for selfish reasons or someone who does few moral things for selfless reasons?
>>149526167All that rape and cuckholdy has rotted their brains I'm afraid.
How do you explain to a brainlet that the "strongest" version of Godzilla doesn't hold a candle to the lowest-tiers in the Marvel verse and that the lizard needs crossovers to even come close to scaling to the Hulk and the Marvel cosmology.
>>149526132>Goku, you are my hero.
>>149526059Denji
Just... Denji
>>149526171...because he's gonna completely drain the verse for cum.
>>149526178Robert Kirkman is the soul of all western writing.
>>149526189You can't explain false information, trick question
How do you explain to a cuckold that Godzilla is going to gape Hulk?
>>149526177>Is it better to be someone who does a lot of moral things for selfish reasonsObjectively this.
If you were about to get hit by a train you wouldn't care that somebody saved you just because they get something out of it, you'd just be glad they did it.
>>149526189Why would you spend time to explain something that's not real?
>>149526206They didn't save my life they ruined my death!
>>149526197>repetitive needypostingDC HURT you!
According capeshitters, this isn't real heroism because...reasons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2SUOFR_GmI
>>149526189Lying is wrong. Don't do that.
>>149526189J-just pretend it isn't true and hope it all goes away!
I stopped carring about Hulk vs Godzilla. I want to know who the fuck Little Pauline is in Donkey Kong Bananza.
>>149526197>>149526214listroon you need new insults but I guess you're can't think of any that'd translate to english
>>149526189Marvel is just part of Ultima's dream, so is DC, the universes that appear in Super Robot Wars, Fortnite, every property in Fortnite, etc are just another one of Ultima's infinitely layed complex omniverse dreams.
>>149526230>DCfags when someone brings up Kyleโs loss out of NOWHERE
>>149526191Did he say this before or after cooking Goku's monkey brain? I can't remember.
>getting this upset because I told the truth
>Godzilla's only chance of winning is Ultima
>Meanwhile EVERY version of Hulk takes it in a clean sweep
Looking good for HulkSCHOLARS
>>149526233current Pauline somehow since Bananza is a prequel to the later games
Is there any fight actually worth talking about?
>>149526248Yes and it was very brave of you to tell the truth about what happened during those long 8 months with Koslov and his Russian thugs.
>>149526245Kek itโs funny because itโs true!
>>149526227>T-That doesn't count....
>>149526238Yeah, but KYLEKYLEKYLEKYLEKYLE and DCDCDCDCDC dontcha know?
>>149526264Kratos vs /dbg/'s sanity.
>>149526238>you're can'tYup CHADians won
>>149526256I thought the OG arcade was retconned into a game in the universe. Which doesn't make sense and I still like the idea of Cranky being evil
>>149526264Gru vs Megamind.
Boing
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>>149526245LMAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO
>>149526264Hulk vs Batman
>>149526250>hulkfags throw a tantrum about ultima anywaysKEK
MHA heroes aren't real heroes.
Cope and seethe some more.
>>149526245N-NO, THIS ISNโT TRUE, STOP BRINGING UP KYLE I CANโT COPE ANYMOREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>149526194>>149526142>Vores your favorite verse out of existenceHow is that an anti-feat?
I didnโt need to see that.
You really posted that, huh?
KEKtosbros oh no no no LMAO
>>149526299Batman without prep is a shitter and with prep is a multiversal threat that can defeat Superman with just kryptonite knuckles or whistling for some reason, there's literally no in-between
>>149526319Better Man looks like *THAT*!?
Are Hulkfags really going to spend the next few weeks coping about Ultima and begging anyone who will listen to disregard it?
>>149526319Nikobros... discord meeting... when?
>>149526319>What Jaxxy sees every night before Tomar goes to bed.
>What you're seeing now is my normal state.
>Huh...You know, I figured it'd have been more...hairy.
>>149525693Simon isn't outer (even if you think he is they don't claim that and I've never seen anyone claim that), he's just peak complex multiversal. DC is outer past the speedforce wall minimum. Outside the speedforce wall is above the 12D+ (spatial) local multiverse+bleed. Beyond the SFW is beyond time and everything godsphere is beyond spatial and temporal dimensions (and roughly scales to places like the Dream and Heaven). Basically the argument they made for Kyle was that he both doesn't scale to the source/presences/source wall (the animation is meaningless, like when hal cut ben's hand off) and they downscaled DC from where they previously had it. In the videos from the seasons prior they claimed DC and Marvel were equal in cosmology but now they think it's complex multiversal only. If anyone should be mad about the results it's Marvel fans because if they had this scaling outlook years prior then marvel would have a way better record vs DC.
>>149524554Deku gets no-diffed by Haru Urara
Solar System level Invincible?
>You can't use crossover scaling because... you just can't, okay?!
>>149526373Yeah this tracks.
>>149526372some users on VSBW tried to upgrade him to outerversal but I'm pretty sure that got rejected
>>149526404congrats on the bottom surgery kratos.
>>149526227MHA is so shit it's unreal
JANNIES I NEED YOU JANNIES
>Beloved by his city and has never asked for anything in return
>Treats said city's citizen as friends even hangs out with them in his downtime
>Powerful easygoing selfless and kind to others
>compassionate to one of his rogues gallery knowing that said enemy is struggling with mental illness
>All while living in a humble apartment complex
Is DCAU Wally West the perfect hero?
die
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>>149526404>>149526378>>149526319You made these yourself didn't you
Kratos solos, deal with it
>MHA is so shit it's unreal
>>149526373Should add "Loves AI Slop" to it too.
JANNIES THE GAY PORN IS NO DIFFING OUR THREAD WE NEED YOU JANNIES JANNIIIIIIEEEEESSSSS
>dcfags btfo
>gay ai sloppa
Hmmm...
>Get so mad that you start posting gay porn
Do anons really?
>>149526446Y-You're still not a real hero...
>shounenbabs btfo
>gay ai sloppa
Hmmm...
Ok so... These are Scaling (Grey), Statements (Black), and outliers (white), as /dbg/ named them.
And today their Mom just came and ate Outliers...
I just realized after finding the fucking cat checking on the decapitated head of her own child...
I'm still in shock to be honest, I knew shit like this could happen in nature but witnessing it first hand is... Something else
Stop this! We must be better men.....
gay porn is being posted independent from everything
>>149526446Fuark maybe he can match BOS Asta
>>149526319I kneel Kratass...
>DCeethe gets clowned on
>Gay AI slop spam
Makes you think...
>>149526479This thread is cursed.
file
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>etc are just another one of Ultima's infinitely layed complex omniverse dreams
But Singular point doesn't even have a single statement about infinitely layered dreams... And not that it matters because the lowest layers in Marvel already have that, infinitely stacked one above the other, with each dream being infinite, and that's not even accounting for the infinite higher dimensions above that, mind you these are all the lowest layers in Marvel.
There is nothing in Godzilla that even comes close to the Marvel cosmology.
>>149526479the fuck did you say? man poor Outliers
Friendly reminder that now that we know Makima had the Gun devil's powers she scales above Gojo in AP
Hit the bump limit or I'll label all of you wall level frauds
>>149526536aren't real life humans below wall level
>>149526536Finally, I'm getting buffed!
>>149526227>one sceneAny others? No? Then my point still stands.
>>149525184Retarded people.
>>149526570Post more scenes than just one.
we with prep time solo your favorite verse
https://joke-battles.fandom.com/wiki/Composite_Human_(Real_World)
>>149526589Post composite human destroying a mountain.
>>149526586You said "No scenes"
By providing one you have been proven wrong
And as an anon of character and integrity I must hold you to your word.
>>149526372What is with all of that vsbw rambling? Yeah I am sure that the authors had the most clearest of intentions on making them outerversal, just ignore the time they got slammed by a planet.
>>149526479Jesus fucking christ man.
>>149526533She shot a guy into space in a few bangs, we already knew that
>>149526479they blasphemed against KINGtos
>all of the images are still up except 1
>>149526708this. The mother cat was Atreus in disguise, sent to carry out Kratos' will
>>149526718BOUNDLESS and OUTERVERSAL gay porn
>>149526479Yep, we hate outliers here. Unless it discredits a character we dislike. Or it allows our hero to scale higher.
>>149526605https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountaintop_removal_mining
>>149526586Fine, here's some more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWZQjQ4yURM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66E7MpTGygs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI1nZEVTSyg
I guess these aren't real heroes.
>>149526749>>149526640FUUUAAAAARKKK Anons were TEACHING Superman
>>149526518>>149526668>>149526708I still can't get over it, nature can be so fucking cruel.
>>149526749why didn't Deku fuck that hottie?
>GOYthe fuck did the captcha mean by this?
>>149526749T-Those don't count because...uh...FUCK I CAN'T USE THE EXCUSE THAT THEY'RE CORRUPT, WANT MONEY OR FAME! FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!
>>149526659Delete this right now. RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
>>149526659That's what they get for copying capeslop.
>>149526749Supergoy would never
>>149526770>it is realThese threads are really fucking cursed. I blame kratos
>>149526770I didn't need to see that man, now I'm sad :(
>>149526770Mom was TEACHING Outliers.
>>149526749NONONONONOOOOOOO! THIS DISMANTLES MY ENTIRE NARRATIVE! DELETE THIS RIGHT NOOOOOOOW!
>>149526770Ugh...CatKEKs, our response?
>gay porn
>dead kittens
and this is just the start of hulkzilla
>>149526770I didnโt need to see that.
>>149526770A dog would have left a dismembered toddler at your doorstep instead.
next thread will be dedicated to Outliers
RIP
>>149526770So was the mother just stressed out? Anyways you probobaly already did this but you should just keep Statements and Scaling inside and away from their mother and feed them cows milk.
>not a single hero stepped up to save me from these images
Bros... are all our heroes sub-shitpost tier?
>>149526864Nothing can beat shitposting.
>>149526852>Is my cope because I have nothing to refute this instance of infanticide
>>149526852yeah I'm sure small dogs are capable of doing that
hqdef
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I don't think i'm strong enough for this thread...
>>149526890Mr Incredible...
Next thread should be about outliers
>threads today started with zillafags unironically laughing about a minor almost killing himself
>followed by hulkfags posting gay porn
>then kittens getting eaten alive by their mother
jannies just move it to /trash/ already
>>149526770Sometimes animals kill the WEAKEST of the bunch to feed the others
>>149526770RIP outliers and sorry for your loss anon
>>149526855Outliers was likely sick or had some kind of birth defect, I noticed a couple of days ago how his eyes looked weird but in the Shithole where I live there's no Vets so I had no idea what to do with him.
I know some birds and reptiles eat or kill their offspring if they are too weak or sick to survive, but I didn't expect this to happen. Specifically because the mom has been eating like a pig since she gave birth
>>149526319>kaijuFAGGOT completely lost his falseflagging mindYou love to see it. Didn't look btw.
>>149526940would highly recommend getting her spayed if you can, maybe that should help
Deku will beat the mother and avenge outliers.
>>149526925let's keep it going and see how deranged it can get
>>149526940Dogs do it too, even when they're not the mothers. It is their instinct to get rid of the weakest/sick one
>>149526950>>149526969Favorite SMT alignment?
>>149526969My fuarking BVLLS
>>149526950>>149526969>avatar of an outer god vs avatar of Satan has chaotic threads
>>149526940Seperating the kittens from their mother is the most advice I can give since I know little about animals. Sorry for your lost
>>149526925>>threads today started with zillafags unironically laughing about a minor almost killing himselfStop acting like a xwitter fag, the minor was just criticized and then xhe went full balistic and tried to kill xhimself.
If there are more than five people in these threads I'd be shocked
>>149526976My Strange Journey save says I'm neutral
What's the mom's name anyways? Feats?
>>149526996An avatar of my dick is currently causing chaos in your mom's pussy lmfao
>>149527011I somehow always end up chaos in most games. These threads feel the same way
>>149527014I chopped it off
>>149527010All of them? Me.
>>149527013She's just "Grey"
>>149527032You just turned me into my fuarking hero Goku YIPPIE now I can lose to my rival 3 times
>>149527013Seeing as she's now the only one who's actually defeated anything, that would be apt.
>>149527046No they're me kaijufag, oh no schizo, listroon, Everyone IS ME. Except the nameniggers, I'm not that obsessed
I have feats on-screen unlike you FRAUDS, kowtow three times and I might let you use statements and scaling
>>149527067Shut up junior.
I blame Kratos for all this madness, I miss The Goku vs Superman 3 waiting period
>KINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOS
Let go of your hatred and obsession.
>>149527090Chaos is necessary for even greater debates, Kratos is a aavior if anything
>>149527097All of those monkeys? Also me.
>>149527090>immediately scaling kratos to infanticide
>aavior
LOWEREDUCATIONtosโฆ
>>149527133I mean, didn't he kill his daughter? Wait, don't tell me, turns out he was TEACHING her, yeah?
>>149527168Gray vs Kingtos when
>>149527188Don't mind if I do...
>>149527188Agreed. I will get Chi-Chi right on that
>>149527188Lex Luthor's Monkeys...
>>149527188Hnnng~ Don't mind if I do~
>>149527188Yes sir colonel Koslov...
What does being inside of Superman feels like
>>149527235Tight, man of steel for a reason
>>149527204Me on the right
new thread? dedicate it to Outliers
>>149527235Like a hotdog in a hallway after what Koslov did to him
>>149527235That kryptonian bussy milks slavic cocks like you wouldn't believe...
this thread is getting fucking gay
>>149527276Far better than dead cats.
Least gayest thread on /co/.
>>149526940>outliers had a defectMeme magic is getting too strong..
The last digit of this post is Gojo Satoru's erect penis size in inches. The second last digit of this post is Son Goku's erect penis size in inches.
>>149527396Gojobros... Tardku is stronger and more hung than us...
>>149527396Holy FVARK I can't believe my hero is THAT HUNG!!!!
last digit of this post is Superman's erect penis size in inches btw
GOATku beats SuperSHIT and these trips prove it
Last two digits of this post are Izuku Midoriya's erect penis size in cm.
Sorry I meant THESE trips
>>149527428Fuark Goku extreme diffs.
Dubs and Kratos' canon ending is him getting diarrhea and shitting himself to death
Fuck this thread was terrible
>>149527496Says you, I think we've reached a new zenith
>>149527371>The strongest duelist in history vs The strongest trainer of todayMmm, I still need something more catchy to shitpost that day
Cock scholars won this thread...
>>149527496FeatsChads won, again, cry about it
Everyone here is my favorite character
I'm thinking the chadckolds are in control
>>149527371Ash victimizer
Is Invincible v Deku the modern day Goku vs Superman?
KoslovChads won superman's ass...
THAT Kratos pic unironically broke me
>>149527566Loisxisters...
>>149527583...best employee of the month at McDonalds...
>>149527589That too?! Zamn!!!!
>>149527583...the cuckold award.
I won but at what cost?...
I am simply too strong and awesome and beloved for anyone to challenge me
>>149527564Neither of those two are anywhere near the status that Goku and Superman had (and continue to have). Deku in particular is a character nobody cares about, even in his home country
>>149527564Not really since no ones arguing that Invincible could win
>>149527583โฆthe winning everything based award
>>149527646I challenge you to suck my dick.
Deku the sissy bitch takes cock up the ass btw.
>>149527428Last digit is the size of my cock, btw.
GAY SEX CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM BIG FUCKING MANLY COCK MUSCLES GAY MMMMMMMM HAIRY SHIT PENIS CUM FUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>149527703Calm down, Hulkbro.
>>149527692>92This thread is fucking cursed, jesus man.
Last digit is the size of UNDEFEATEDmi man's pickle
>>149527721The size of 1 what?
>>149527703KINGtosSCHOLAR btw.
It's over. This is the end.
Last digit is the number of times Deku will job with his pity suit
Last digit is how hung Mark Grayson is
>>149527692โฆin my homosexual fantasies that I canโt stop thinking about and posting pictures of in this thread
Last digit is the size of my penis in inches
>>149527767>>149527774>PATHETICku and PATHETICrkkwab
Enough about Gokek and Vegeta
When is Gohan going to fight?
Who would be a good opponent for him?
>>149527777Damn, Dekufags won this thread...
>>149527777CHADku quads won this thread
Last 9 digits of this post is how many Superman has been RAPED and GAPED across every single on of his runs
>>149527792Can suck your two incher?
>>149527796Superman's son so they can milk Gokek v Supershit for 1 more video
>>149527777DeKING was TEACHING /dbg/!!!!!
>homosexual REALITIES
'Fraid so.
>>149527777LORDKINGWINNERku won.
>>149527777FUUUUARK my KNEESโฆ
>>149527777Fuark. I kneel Dekuchads...
>>149527822His son is not as iconic as Gohan
I don't even know his name
Isn't there anyone else more fitting for a popular fight? Superman related or not?
>>149527885Only other one I can think of is Mark but that's a stomp
>>149527777Smh using a bot for gets how shameful
>>149528055>He says with a getYou don't have to choose to be a loser you know...
Nartkeks and Bleachkeks cannot contain their NTR fetish
>NTRkek gets exposed and embarrassed
>Thread deleted
Really activates the almonds...
>Gokubros spamming blacked porn
>Nuke thread
revolting
>SuperFAG acting like he wasn't posting gay porn of Japanese high school boys
>>149528504why are they like this?
>>149528525Why are they like this?
Superman lost the cardiac victory
>>149528504>jew is the first to start pointing fingersLol, pottery
It was obviously dekufags duh
It was actually the Asurakek
JUST BAN US TO /trash/ ALREADY
STAAAAAAARRRSS ARRRRRREEE FOOOORRRRMMIIINNNG!!!!!!!
PLAP SLAP SMACK PLAP
OOOGHHHH!!
PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~
GET KEKED GET KEKED GET KEKED GET KEKED SHOUNENSISSY!!!
*whimpering from the corner*
PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP
UNNNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!
SPURT SPURT SPLRT SPLLLLLLLRRRTTT
>>149528808A /trash/ thread? That just means even more cuckoldry and porn
>>149528808Sorry concedingSISSY but my HERO would never give up.
I listen to sonic fan music
>>149529082The faggot competition
Fuark the other thread got deleted? It's over
>>149529138This truly was our death battle
>>149529082...The cannotbeatmidtiers contest
>>149529082The BASED and KINGLY competition!!!
PokeLORDs are more dimeful than your favorite series
>>149529082The CUTE and STRONG competition!