cartman and butters are the new stan and kyle

>in case its all over for south park
How are they this fucking stupid?

Cartman already had Butters' cock in his mouth which automatically makes this a less retarded ship than Stan x Kyle

>>149540914
Um sweaty they cancelled THE BIGGEST LATE NIGHT SHOW ON BASIC CABLE, nobody is safe.

>>149540914
Ever since the TweekxCraig episode, all these nutjobs who would cancel them in the past, now adore them. Of course you have to feed their political tastes and get more sweet sweet liberal money.

>>149540802 (OP)
if they were going to get cancelled it would be for the weird scam they did with the specials where they spent their time making them instead of the seasons and so left comedy central with less episodes for the seasons they were contracted to do.

Butters is for Nelly. I though we all agreed on this.
Oh, and Kenny and Charlotte exist, I guess.

>>149541270
Well, I think it's great Matt and Trey like shippers.

>>149540914
everyone is DESPERATE to become a target of trump's ire for making fun of him.

>>149541230
who is "they". It was the network that did it. The network that initially bet all their chips on cultural marxism taking over the country. The same network that, when it was obvious the country was going the other way and the cash flow wasn't there, doubled down for a decade for the sake of ideology.
So NOT rightwingers, but loony lefty modern university graduates in the board rooms.

>>149541503
It's cultural marxism to criticize trump? Keep dickriding that pedophile, dumbfuck.

>>149541367
I don't think they like them as much they are simply alright with them and are willing to throw them a bone if that means them buying more merch and doing the free advertising on social media
It's not like it's particularly difficult to satisfy them anyway.

>>149540802 (OP)
Even if Paramount got rid of the show, Matt and Trey would just do something else together. They've done other things together before

>>149541619
They should make more crackships canon just for the hell of it.

>>149541631

They just got a billion dollars, they don't need to work anymore.

>>149540802 (OP)
They just inked signed a huge contract on top of the fuck you money they already have. Getting cancelled would be an extremely lucrative early retirement.

>>149541596
You literally defending Matt and tray the biggest Zionists in animation. They made pro-bush and pro-Iraq war propaganda.

>>149541230
>Trump actually makes Things Happen
>"Nothing Ever Happens" actually ends when Trump's around
>people bitch and moan

Almost everyone who's ever whined about "Nothing Ever Happens" is a fucking liar. You people don't ACTUALLY want Things To Happen, deep down, you just want to IMAGINE them happening. Every time we have a genuine Happening almost everybody freaks out and doomposts. You people are all cowards who can't back up your talk.

>>149541270
>Ever since the TweekxCraig episode
What? South Park has been pro gay since S1

Can we stop talking politics and start talking about ships?

>>149541596
No the people graduating from western universities and then getting jobs in the media are cultural marxists.

>>149541230
didn't that show lose 40 million annually?

>>149541745
Nope because instead of hiding little hints at the characters having relationships behind the scenes they ham fist topical political garbage into all of our cartoons.
Oh how I wish we could just talk about the ins and outs of stan's abusive incestuous relationship with shelley, but they arent making episodes with her beating up stan anymore. Instead we get another "trump is bad" episode.

>>149541704
Nothing Ever Happens actually means "Nothing Ever Happens To Me" and in that regard Nothing has continued to happen

>>149540802 (OP)

>>149542538
>episode

get ready for the trump is bad season, and the next three seasons which will be trump is bad seasons too

>>149542569
I cant watch the show any less

>>149541299
>Nelly
Will Butters marry her just so he can say "OH! WOLLY NELLY" until the point his wife will stab him to death?

>>149542538
Understandable. Best we got was the Butters-Cartman plot. Also, what incestuous relationship?
>>149542671
Nelly doesn't need knifes. She can kill him with her bare hands

The pedophile in chief is SEETHING

>>149540914
Johnny2cellos made a review where he lays it on thick that this could lead to trump killing southpark because paramounts kneeled or some shit brass tax is he’s a liberal and mostly pissy about varified accounts on twitter making generic tweets about how based cartman is for the water park song because he’s one of those media literacy types and he has a lot of autist and or blank slate twits in the cartoon community watching his stuff so they’re gonna parrot the thought

>>149541684
>the biggest Zionists in animation
Aren't you forgetting someone

>>149541299
Can you give up on making this a thing already?

>>149540802 (OP)
Buttman canon and yet the fujos still won't return

>>149543092
Well, Creek used to be a fanship, but it became canon.
Plus, it's an underrated Butters ship. Him and Cartman are... no...
Him and Kenny are the most vanilla, overdone pairing.

>>149543089
T-There's still hope in The New Norm...

>>149541631
Aren't both math and trey just baiting everyone they can to cancel the show? I clearly remember reading here that the whole teggridy phase was just them writting what the found funny without putting their audience first and they pretty much want the show to be over to focus on other projects (like casa bonita)

>>149543121
Underrated? Does it even exist? You're the only person I've ever seen ship them. What about Butters and Charlotte? Butters and Scott? Butters and Bradley from gay camp?

>>149541270
that was supposed to be a joke on background characters suddenly getting a plot twist or bigger role out of nowhere in this case making them gay
as far as i know their only previous interaction was fighting once

>>149543003
>what incestuous relationship?
EXACTLY!

op here thats the only picture of butters and cartman in the car i could find and i was too lazy to take a screencap myself
i wanted to talk about how cartman and butters took stan and kyles place in the show like they are obviously the main duo in fact stan hangs out more with token than with kyle nowadays

>>149543209
Nevermind. Butters and Scott is more underrated.

>>149541230
What did they cancel?

>>149543118
You're shipping Cartman with a kid he treats like shit 24/7. Butters deserves way better.
>>149543521
Maybe if they stopped making "drumpf bad" jokes, they could flesh out their characters.

>>149543544
some late night show, one of those shows that havent been relevant in over a decade

>>149543588
it was one fucking episode jesus christ get over it
you dont have to like every episode, remember ginger cow?

>>149541299
>>149540802 (OP)
>>149541299
Butters Scotch makes for a great Tails.

>>149540914
do you mean the girl? cuz for her, it's cuz there's no blood in her brain rn lol

>>149543612
>it was one episode
are you high?

>>149543677
garrison trump was a mistake, they owned up to it

They've been the new Stan and Kyle for over a decade now.

>>149543612
>>149543677
I didn't even mean the drumpf bad thing. That was bait, and you fell for it.

>>149542524
Basically. Everyone acts like this was a big political move but its really paramount leveraging the cancellation to look like they are sucking up. The late night format is a dinosaur. It's all circus anyway. The comedians get to ride their high horse, Trump has everyone talking about him, and CBS dropped a money sink.

>>149543086
>brass tax
Sayings like that are a diamond dozen.

>>149543057
We were supposed to have 90 deals in 90 days...

>>149540802 (OP)
>in case it's all over for SP
GOD,I FUCKING HOPE SO
Trey and Matt should kill themselves

>>149543712
Well, Stan and Kyle but much more unhealthy

>>149543533
Which is a shame

>>149543857
Aw... Plus, they're both outcasts.
Also, Scott has the same color scheme as Nelly

>>149542512
Things I don't like is cultural Marxism. Just delusion.

>>149543888
You know what?... You're alright Bellyfag. Or Nutters? Whatever

WHY DON'T TREY AND MATT KILL THEMSELVES??? THEY SHOULD TOTALLY KILL THEMSELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149543057
>literal fake news

>>149543544
the two scoops guy
leftists are saying blumpf got him fired somehow with his magical hitler fascism

>>149544043
Nutters sounds funnier

>>149544195
Buttelly. Sounds better.
But Nutters is fucking hilarious

>>149544184
The only surprising thing is that it took so long to happen.

Is this the official south park thread?
I don't get on 4chan as often as I used to, if at all.. but, I promised myself (for some reason) I'd check in on you guys whenever a new season/movie comes out. Just to let you know I haven't killed myself yet. And to celebrate new south park content.

Thinking of bringing back the http://comfysouthpark. aimoo.com/ thing if need be. I like to be hopeful- maybe we'll have lore or character shit to discuss instead of just [current political thing]

>>149544320
Glad you're alive

>>149544311
I mean, doesn't colbert suck?

>>149544398
All leftist propaganda sucks, that doesn't usually stop leftists from funding it forever anyway.

>>149544180
?
Are you retarded?

>>149544320
Your best bet is holding back on that till we get an actual comfy episode that'll bring back the regulars. Though with how everything's been shaping around this season, this will be anything but comfy lmao

>>149544184
People are saying that they fired him because of Drumpf, when in reality it was because Colbert openly insulted his bosses at Paramount after they concluded a nasty lawsuit. Yeah, biting the hand that feeds is always a good idea.

>>149544536
Yeah, that's highly unlikely. Looks like S20 but planned out this time.

>>149543706
So this removed the episodes from time?

>>149544320
Welcome.
Welcome to your destiny.

https://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/North_Park_Creations_Wiki

>>149543521
Did they ever say why Stan and Kyle don’t talk anymore? I haven’t seen the show since 2018. It’s weird jumping into a new season and immediately noticing it.

>>149545113
Well, there was some arc in the COVID specials about the boys splitting apart, but they get back together.
Oh, and Token's name's Tolkien, and he's Stan's BFF now, I guess

>>149545141
Haven’t seen the Covid specials. What were they fighting over? Was one of them anti mask or something?

>>149545201
Some prank Cartman pulled for Kenny made the class hate them. That's what made them fight

>>149545293
Well that’s fucking lame but alright. Ever since then, Stan, Kyle, honestly the four boys don’t hang out together anymore/much huh ?

>>149540914
The whole "omg guys they might cancel us for making fun of orange man!" subplot was so stupid considering pic-related just happened and they just signed a 5 year deal worth $1.5 BILLION (with a B) dollars.

Matt & Trey acting like they're brave for trying to visually depict Mohammad when Muslim extremists might kill them? Okay. Matt & Trey acting like they're brave for making fun of Trump, the single most made fun of person in the entire world for 10 years straight? No fuck off you're not brave or daring to make yet another Trump joke. Especially something as lame as "he has a small peepee lol".

>>149545055
Ahhhh the memories, hehe. I look so much different now too.

>>149545354
Well, they still do, but they aren't as close...

>>149544536
Yeah, true. I feel like the best we had recently was the Post Covid specials. Those were.. something.. BUT they were as close to comfy as we've gotten since around s21 iirc

>>149544782
Yeah what she said

>>149545410
Which one is you? Draw a circle around him.

>>149545113
It's less of an in-universe reason and more like:

1. Matt & Trey relate to Randy now (which has been obvious for about a decade now); still, it's strange how they went from self-insertng in two boys to one man
2. Episodes are way more focused on current topics/politics than slice of life, meaning there's less room in combining biting social commentary with stories about their friendship
3. Stan & Kyle are no longer a funny dynamic; it's now Randy as the wacky leading man, with Cartman & Butters as the frequent silly duo from the side

>>149541745
Stendy is the only real South Park ship.

>>149545401
Thats the joke retard.

They signed a deal that made it impossible to drop them since the ink isn't even dry and it would prove parashit would b cowtowing to Drump. They did a whole season making fun of Trump and stopped because, like you said "he is the single most made fun of person". It was because he is going retard mode that it was easy to trigger him with this episode by just making dumb fucking humor

>>149545659
Nah it's Satan/Trump, they're gonna give it more screentime than Stendy this season and for years to come.

Why are people still acting like Matt and Trey are the "good guys" when they are objectively wealthy and have the means through their massively popular cultural icon show, to spread whatever propaganda they want?
>sign contract with streaming service company and make billions from it
>openly breach contract
>face almost no repercussions because networks/companies are fighting over your show
>literally so rich they can afford to buy out a failing restaurant, renovate it and keep it open at a net loss solely because it was a childhood place of theirs
>have spent the last 10 years making one sided political jabs
>are now pushing the idea on the public that orange man cancelled Colberts show when in reality its was due to the show losing the network billions per year on a dead media format (late night tv)
>can't even coast by on the fact they could make the show fast and keep it topical because this last season took them forever to shit out
I'm not even remotely a Trump supporter but this circus is getting old. These guys are not the little guys anymore sticking up for "free speech". They're greedy wealthy Jews sticking up for whoever is going to pay them

>>149545468
Freak behind the trash can. I went back in my downloads archive and found the original image submission I made for that group pic too

I found a few more threadfag group drawings too if anyone wants a trip down memory lane.

""""They"""" only have power because those with the pen to wield it do so. Money, money, money because of lobbyists. The rest of you faggots are doing the same right now. Defending a pedophile who has done nothing but destroy the future of many, willingly for foreign money. Voting for party lines that don't give a fuck. Laws need to be in place in that if you hold any political office you are not allowed to accept gifts or invest in markets you affect. That would mean all banking information is to be public. Trump was the worst president in History. Worst than Carter.

He is an actual pedophile until proven otherwise.
Kill yourselves.

>>149545811
I just think them pushing the whole "caring about things is stupid and if you take anything seriously youre a loser. #dudeweed #chillout" type of attitude on a whole generation so now our climate and politics are irreversibly fucked up because the people who NEED to give a fuck DON'T because it's not cool and its cringe now, and the losers who are too stupid to be self aware about ts end up claiming the abandoned soapboxes and actually getting shit done- except its THEIR shit that's useless and sucks. That's why socially repressed nazis, conspiracy theorists, and chuds are in the highest places of power in the country.

>>149545870
Somebody called you a twink and said he wants to rape you right now.

>>149541230
Shouldn't it be "sweety"?

>>149544398
yeah

It's funny that in the South Park world republicans have been voting for openly gay politicians for over a decade now

>>149545987
>That's why socially repressed nazis, conspiracy theorists, and chuds are in the highest places of power in the country.
Epitome of a buzzword spewing faggot. You talk about others lacking self awareness

kys

>>149545870
Which characters did you create originally?

>>149544528
>an image with text, that means it's true

>>149542569
I dropped the show back in 2010, and even then I felt like "The Return of Chef" was the lowest point of the show for me.

Good to know I'm not missing out much.

>>149545680
>TRUMP GOT TOTALLY TRIGGERED BY THIS GUYS!
>COLBERT IS FINALLY GOING "GLOVES OFF" (even though it's been non-stop Trump jokes for years and nothing will change)
>after years of non-stop Trump jokes THIS is what triggered Trump! sure he hasn't even commented on the episode but trust us guys he's totally triggered please make us relevant

It's been a fucking decade stop trying to make "we made fun of Trump" seem daring and provocative.

Why are all the characters in South Park who apparently voted for Trump somehow surprised he pushed pro-Jesus stuff? Is that just poor writing or just multiple layers of irony using "that's the joke lol" as cover? Well if it's a joke who the fuck is laughing and what is the point?

>>149545970
>He is an actual pedophile until proven otherwise.
lol, redditors are getting crazier every day.

>>149546020
Tell that somebody that I'm flattered, but I don't look like that anymore and that I'm also probably not their type.

let it be known, though: at least I'm not a fatty.

>>149546075
Wdym? If youre asking about that north park stuff, I never got into that. They seem nice though.

>>149545987
>"caring about things is stupid and if you take anything seriously youre a loser"
It's a total copout how every issue boils down to "lol both sides suck and we acknowledge that which makes us superior to both".

Like the episode making fun of DEI stuff in things like Star Wars. It's clear Matt & Trey thought DEI pandering in Holywood was stupid, and the main repeated joke was "put a chick in it and make her lame and gay". Then right at the end they pussy out of having an actual stance on a subject and have Cartman go "you know fans bitching about everything being woke is kind of lazy and terrible too". In other words, "both sides suck" JUST LIKE THEY DO ON EVERY FUCKING ISSUE.

>>149545811
Probably for the same reasons people initially liked Trump at first.

>>149546179
I fully believe the rise in the alr right among younger generations can be tracked back to South Park teaching them that caring and empathy is for losers

>>149546116
The important thing you need to understand is that Donald Trump himself was genuinely triggered by Colbert and Jon Stewart the entire time. It was only his supporters who pushed the Orange Man stuff that ultimately neutralized the threat

>>149546248
You only empathize with bad people.

>>149546179
What's the issue with being a centrist?
Both sides do have problems, and until one or the other get their shit together, I'll comfortably sit on my fence and wait.

>>149546291
Being right is good, being far rigbt is bette, and being furthest right is best.

>>149546271
>almost the entire mainstream media tries to absolutely ruin your life, claim you are a pedophile rapist, financially destroy you, and laugh about it every night
>"lol triggered?"

>actually do something about it back
>"WOAH NOT COOL DUDE YOU'RE NO ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING BACK TO US WE'RE USED TO BEING ABLE TO DESTROY LIVES WITH NO RESISTANCE"

No they can fuck off. If Trump started making tweets implying that Colbert was a pedo rapist you know full well they wouldn't just treat it as light hearted jokes. They'd cause a big stink about it and start calling it "an attack on our democracy" or some shit.

>rules for thee not for me

>>149546291
I miss it when being a centrist was considered the best option.

>>149546314
I think being left is good, far left better and further left best

>>149546291
The issue with being a centrist is that if both sides are so wildly extended (left going far far left, right going far far right) then your opinions will reach nobody unless they already agree with you, and make zero change. Also one side wants free Healthcare and the other wants to bring back the holocaust so if you cant see the difference between the two right now, you look like a retard.

>>149546386
that's probably because you have anal parasites from having gay sex

>>149546350
Claim? How many photos of there of Steven Colbert with Jeffery Epstein?

>>149546350
It's wild to me seeing people treat Colbert as some martyr hero when for years now people claimed he stopped being funny years ago, had seriously lost his touch, bashing his content for years (just look at Fairview). Quite the change.

PS; Craig Ferguson was best late night show host.

>>149546085
You can easily look this up yourself you fucking moron

>>149546402
Woah there, cletus, who gave you permission to butt into conversations that don't concern you? Your whore sister?

>>149546390
That's because you're stupid, your plans are ludicrously corrupt and disastrous, and every single "free X" always results in X being more expensive.

>>149546422
>PS; Craig Ferguson was best late night show host.
2nd to Conan, but yeah Mr. Wick was good.

>both the right and left hate the show
It's over South Park bros...

>>149546390
I don't remember the right wanting free healthcare.

>>149541503
>he thinks left wingers own Paramount
lmao

>>149546438
This is business as usual

>>149546425
I looked it up and it's fake.

>>149546285
What, some random group of black looters? I'll take that over pedo ring rapist government officials. Give me a break.

BLM and ANTIFA arent official organizations or anything either. They're personal beliefs an individual can have. Someone can be anti facist (idk how thats bad), or think black lives matter. Some random unemployed Chicago residents walking on a street bitching with some signs doesn't affect anybody the way rich shitposters and office members do.

This fandom is either
a) rabid politics brain tards
Or
b) rabid pedophiles

>>149546477
these are not mutually exclusive considering how many people here are defending the pedo cult that buried the Epstein files

>>149546416
So this might be a bit difficult for you to comprehend, but having a picture of yourself with someone else doesn't mean you committed the same crimes as the other person. You have been conditioned to think this is the case with the repeated postings of Trump/Epstein yet you don't use the same logic when seeing pics of Diddy with other people do you?

No you don't because you don't think logically you just think how you are told to think so the Epstein/Trump pics at a random party mean "TRUMP IS A PEDO!" and not "well they're both billionaires in New York so ended up in the same parties".

>>149546434
You're right. Things maybe having the possibility to get more expensive is the same as wanting to create a conservative, aryan, christain, dictatorship.

>>149546440
They don't, retard.

>>149546467
that's why you lost

>>149546512
Then maybe you should say they do.

>>149546459
lmao you guys are such crybaby bitch boys

>>149546493
>yet you don't use the same logic when seeing pics of Diddy with other people do you?
Why wouldn't I? Do you think I'm as blindly allegiant to a political party as you are? I don't give a fuck. Lock them all up

>>149546500
No, because a conservative, aryan, christain, dictatorship would be a good thing.

>>149546493
No because unlike Trump, Justin Beiber wasn't considered Epsteins best friend and penpal who was recorded multiple times publicly and willingly talking about how much they love "young girls" together.
You cant be that fucking stupid.

>>149546536
Why do you guys larp as christians, you're on 4chan.

>>149546519
>Stephen Miller tweet
Get a credible source of information and then I'll try and take you seriously

>>149540802 (OP)
Any link for the new South Park episode

>>149546527
>>149546538
https://x.com/thedailybeast/status/1852853415472226804
Don't forget there are recordings of Epstein saying Trump was his best friend while Trump was the president of the united states btw

>>149546549
It makes sense, because I'm a nazi and support forcing Israel to adopt every leftist policy to destroy them.

>>149546555
Yeah thats what I said

>>149546068
i dont mind gay people, i liked milo before he had a meltdown over getting raped as a kid

>>149546561
I'm not even gonna ask what you mean by that

Reminder that if you've ever voted in a US election, you've voted for a pedophile.
Hang Trump and all his ilk.

>>149546068
Gay men are a core Republican demographic now that they've fully embraced the tech sector

>>149546571
I know you won't.

>>149546520
What?

>>149546569
>I liked a pedophile before he admitted he was raped as a kid
Weird.

>>149546477
c) goth starved people waiting for the once every four years episode

>>149546585
what the fuck does this meme even mean?

>>149546554
https://www.wcostream.tv/south-park-season-27-episode-1-sermon-on-the-mount

>>149546603
My best guess desu

>>149546555
>bans epstein from all his properties in 2004
I'm not really sure I believe epstein about that one tbph

>>149546592
woha there buddy did you seriously like a pedophile efore finding out he was a pedophile??? thats disgusting

Honestly the discourse from all of you /co/ clowns is funnier than the new episodes of South Park nowadays.

>>149546438
It does have high IMBD ratings tho

>>149546632
not really, this is rick and morty on samurai jack timeslot all over again

God I hate Americans so fucking much. I can't wait for you faggots to finally start killing each other and give the rest of us some peace of mind.

Don't you motherfuckers have jobs? How do you have all this time to discuss politics? Why are you discussing politics instead of the episode itself?

>>149546632
Yeah now I remember why I check back here when new south park stuff drops haha. And why I need to clarify esch time that I haven't yet killed myself.

i think they should have taken some deserved swings at Biden and the democrats over the last 4 years, but I can also understand the fatigue of MAGA retardation and wanting to attack the thing you actually give a shit about.

Matt and Trey obviously don't gaf about gaza, which was Biden's biggest failing (along with his obvious cognitive nonexistence) so they might not have had a decent idea in the chamber to make fun of the Democrats otherwise.

>>149546630
>>149546630
I'm assuming you liked Milo because of gamergate shit, since nobody followed him before that. Where he was already saying the age of consent was too high and that kids fucking men was fine.

>>149546555
Nta, but do you got any evidence or actual proof Trump engaged in the same kind of shit? I'm pretty sure if there was, the Dems would have already used that to tank him back in 2016 by now. Would have prevented him from ever becoming president.

I just want to say that while being a very associate of Epstein or even being in his flight logs doesn't mean you're a pedo, since there's a very difficult pipeline to legally argue that he actually raped children from those two facts alone, Trump 10000% deserve to be called a pedo for the rest of his life. Even if he is 100% innocent and never diddled a kid, you're stupid for defending him.

He ran on villainizing the deep state, he promoted conspiracy theories, he promised to release the list, he bullied real life people using the anger of his supporters, and now it's blowing back into his face. Do I defend a retard for making retard mistakes? No, I'm not stupid.

>>149546128
His own doj said he was in epstein's list and has caused a revolt in his base due to a shit coverup.

>>149546678
Then why would he say the dems made the list up to smear him? Why not release it to blow the dems out?

>>149546670
i followed him up to the first trump presidency then he disappeared from the radar and next thing i hear he is talking about pedophilia and i was like welp good luck with that im checking out

>>149546678
Dems never released the files because they knew whoever they could implicate had blackmail on the Clintons that they'd drop, who had blackmail on some other guy, who had more blackmail, and so on and so forth. You implicate even one guy and you bring down the whole operation. Trump didn't know this (or at least his sycophants didn't) and that's why Patel and Bongino walked into the administration ready to drop the files and walked out looking like they'd seen a ghost

>>149546555
Hurr why would a guy trying to cozy up to rich celebrities try to bullshit that he's friends with the President. Okay so why didn't the Biden admin reveal Trump was some pedo under Epstein? If there is evidence why wasn't it revealed during the last election to destroy Trump's chance of winning? Answer this. Answer this. Fuck off, don't deflect with some other talking point, answer the question.

>>149546685
you know, when you start calling people who arent pedos and when you start calling people who never raped ajnyone rapists eventually people mentally tune out and then pedos and rapists gain extra territory on the shit they are allowed to get away with

>>149546704
>If there is evidence why wasn't it revealed during the last election to destroy Trump's chance of winning?
See the post directly above yours.

>>149546704
Because a bunch of dems like Clinton were in there, alongside Trump and a bunch of republican pedos. How do you not get this. Nobody on the left cares about defending Clinton's pedo ass, lock him up too, its the elite class that is keeping this wrapped up. And you fuckers are the dumbass vanguard for them.

>>149546716
>you know, when you start calling people who arent pedos and when you start calling people who never raped ajnyone rapists
Are you completely deaf or did you not pay any attention to what Trump's own appointed people have been saying for months?
>"we'll release those lists, they're sitting on my desks, and then those pedophilic deep state demonrats will get theres"
How fucking long do you think this very site has been accusing the elites of being pedos with no real evidence?

>>149546704
The difference is they were actually friends/colleagues. It's not simply "I know a guy" and the list isn't being released because obviously there's more political players than just the one singular enemy. Though at this point most Dems are desperate enough not to care whoever on their side gets taken down on the high probability that it destroys the one guy that they need gone.
I'm not saying there's fire but there's a shit ton of smoke.

>>149545055
The only person I recognize on that wiki is cripplefucker. The ol' stinker. And that max guy I think?
Picrel is my old artistic rendition of reoccurring anons I'd see on the regular.

Like I said here >>149546172 , I was only thread-deep. But I wish I had the energy to stay in contact with most of you.

>South Park makes fun of Trump again for 181838th time
>Shills go "HAHAHAHA FUCKING TRUMPFAGS ARE SUCH THIN SKINNED IDIOTS!"
>Most rightoids don't actually notice it or give a shit
>forget the fact Trump has been a target for the past 10 years now

>Most rightoids don't actually notice it or give a shit
LOL

>>149546718
>>149546723
It was confirmed years ago Trump never went to Epstein Island. There's a good reason not to release the Epstein files because the guy made it his mission to cozy up to everyone so there's probably a ton of guys who just got drunk at a party and talked to him having no idea Epstein was running some pedo ring.

Now because they talked to him once over drinks they'll be labeled pedos for life and have their lives ruined because the left has been conditioned to think anyone even slightly connected to Epstein is an instant pedo. Random people like Matt Groening (creator of the Simpsons/Futurama) were on his plane too so where's the public outcry to cancel him? There is none because it's just ammo to attack Trump yet again. The left doesn't actually care about taking down pedos they just want to take down Trump specifically.

>>149546747
(+only top one is mine)

>>149546747
Most folk are still on /i/ or well used to be.

Boy I sure am glad that the most prolific adult "satirical" show in the world can only think to make small penis jokes about the most distinctive US president of the past century. Truly that's some award winning writing right there. Almost makes you nostalgic for the days of I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining.

>>149540914
These people genuinely think they live in a dictatorship where speaking out against the establishment is dangerous because that's what their social circle and media they consume say. This is of course ignoring that if they were living in one that they'd all get rounded up and shot and this episode would have never aired at all.

>>149546747
Would you have believed me if I told you this song came out of North Park?
https://voca.ro/1m5iu0awlCXO

>>149546795
So why isnt he releasing the Epstein list? Why is Trump saying its fake?

>>149546795
>because the left has been conditioned to think anyone even slightly connected to Epstein is an instant pedo
How do you achieve this level of projection?

>>149546866
Stephen King said it was fake too, should we cancel, so who knows?

>>149546878
Stephen King wrote a child sex orgy in It so he's probably sympathetic to pedos. Weird deflection, why are you okay with Trump not releasing the Epstein list?

>>149546846
No way!?? See this is what I mean. You're all dedicated and talented autists. I have a job and shit to do and no time to make stuff like songs or drawings or anything. I love you guys haha.

Who even made that song, they have decent audio mixing/editing skills at the very least.

>>149546116
Timmy having a melty.

>>149546116
>>after years of non-stop Trump jokes THIS is what triggered Trump! sure he hasn't even commented on the episode but trust us guys he's totally triggered please make us relevant
The White House released a statement condemning the episode though

>>149546887
I was being sarcastic.

>>149546914
Good, it sucked.

>>149546890
Gotcha. Suno AI thanks you.
However the Slappy & Drew voice recordings are 100% human. It's 1 guy doing all the voices.

https://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/Slappy
https://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/Drew
https://pastebin.com/QSNdqesT

>>149546878
Seems I forgot to "should we cancel", as originally was going to go on longer, but I trimmed it down. Now it just looks nonsensical

>>149546795
>There is none because it's just ammo to attack Trump yet again.
Funny not even a month ago /pol/ and Trump's voterbase were the ones calling for the release of the Epstein list and clapped when Trump mentioned he wanted to release it. Spent years spreading the word while liberals called it conspiratorial nonsense. Now that Trump yelled "nooo don't look" the right is calling it conspiratorial nonsense while the left is pushing for release.

>>149546971
*forgot to remove

FUCK

>>149546878
>A writer who isn’t a politician in office wrote a tweet

Oh wow who cares

Where all muh drawfags & writefags gone? Why can't we have greentext stories about Cartman's Mom?

>>149546981
Democrats are very smart and right to calling out the hypocrisy of the conservatives in this moment. You can’t spend several years making promises to release the Epstein files while accusing all of your political enemies of being pedophiles only to suddenly say Epstein is a hoax and anyone believing in it is a fool because turns out your own name is on the files.

>>149546985
No but he is a famous and vocal critic of Trump. No one hates Trump more than Stephen King. So it's WEIRD that he would post this.

>>149546765
Cope

>>149547028
Who fucking cares.

>Cope

>>149547075
Stephen King fans?

>>149546116
>It's been a fucking decade stop trying to make "we made fun of Trump" seem daring and provocative.
If they wanted to be daring and provocative they should mock Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.

>>149546752
>Most rightoids don't actually notice it or give a shit
That's why they're having a melty both in /co/ and /tv/ and the White House cared enough to post about the episode btw.

>>149547109
>acting as if 4chan is the majority of them
Lol
Man you guys are so salty, it's funny really.

>>149546819
True, they did pull their punches and go for some of the lamest jokes everyone else already made. They went harder on Streisand than they did Trump. I did like the Saddam twist though but they could have said more.

I guess I was expecting tom cruise living in a mansion filled with closet level of escalation gag but nope, not this time.

>In case it really is all over
No. This is just them trying to be funny.
Trump won't sue the lawsuit was about srz bzness politics about an interview and Colbert got cancelled because itwas dogshit and less than 1 million boomers still watch tv talk shows that aren't Eric Andre.
They don't wanna accept this but it's the case. Nothing will happen.
Just like South Park will never critique Israel.
Drawn Together won.

>>149540914
>>149545401
They desperately want to get cancelled so they never have to make a palestine episode

>>149540802 (OP)
God please cancel this shit show. It hasn't been funny since 2010 at the latest.
Actually, just nuke Television shows in general. That would be so fucking funny.

>>149547461
The only way for animation to ever improve is if South Park, Simpsons, SpongeBob, and Family Guy all get cancelled and are banned from being rebooted. This would also improve western culture somewhat by pushing away from the stagnant zombie one we have now.

>>149547461
>That would be so fucking funny.

>>149547501
>Family Guy
Post diregarded.

>>149540802 (OP)
This was DISGUSTING. I've never felt so revolted watching something and say that without a hint of irony. One of the only times I've ever turned something off in disgust, and honestly, I'm done watching it after this point. Make fun of what you want, but they were outright blasphemous towards Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. I can't abide that.

It was one thing when I was a dumb kid and I thought it was all good natured humor, but now that I know they're jewish and actually just oppose Christianity it sickens me to see them try to spread the message that God is a bad thing.

>>149547711
>they've insulted Rabbi Yeshua, a self-proclaimed King of the Jews, damn kikes!

>>149546571
It's pretty self-explanatory.

>>149541467
the fuckin' weird thing is, for the most part trump doesn't even care about parodies of him. he's been parodied since the 80s, and somehow everyone has convinced themselves that trump is always raging about every little minor inconvenience. they've really internalized the idea of him as a clown wandering around like tommy pickles, and everyone's just sick of it because nothing ever comes of it. they're trying to goad him into reactions, and they never get it.

>>149547711
Aktyually, they spread anti organized religion rhetoric. Alot of their messages are surprisingly pro-god, though.

>>149548141
>Trump doesn’t care!

Keep telling yourself that

>>149548141
>and they never get it.
>the white house released a statement condemning the episode

>>149548269
Idk, Trump has also had several shows made by comedians making fun of him, yet Trump never said anything about them. The only times I recall him bitching about how he was depicted was SNL.

>>149548141
Whats sadder is that its just the same impotent raging. Its not going to get drumpf impeached even if they get under his skin enough for him to appear on live TV and call matt and trey niggerkikes. Blumpf isnt going to make them martyrs either nor is there a whole lot he can do anyway to get them shitcanned. At worst they might lose some viewership because of the migapedes but its not like a whole lot of boomers were watching south park anyway. they will live and die with the same twittersphere/redditor audience they've had for the past decade.

>>149543544
Just some loser.

>>149544320
Fellow comfy regular, glad to see you back.
Less glad about the lack of kyman in this thread

>>149548323
he's overstayed his welcome on television anyway. he lost all appeal when he was no longer playing a parody version of himself on comedy central.

>>149548141
>>149548293
If he didnt care why did the white house make a statement about the episode?

>>149548654
I don't know but he doesn't run the account. I imagine a ton of people pinged the white house and trump directly about the episode.

>>149548678
>the account
I'm not talking about a twitter account

>>149548654
Because he's surrounded by yes-men dicksuckers that try to speak for him but don't represent what he thinks. Until I see him raging on a truth social post I won't believe he's interested enough to do anything. God I hope he responds though because it'd be funny.

>>149548696
And you don't think thousands of people were trying to contact them about it though.

>>149548722
Thousands of people told him to release the epstein files and he's not doing that

>>149548269
He does, but he loves negative attention as much as positive. That’s literally tactic and practice he did to win 2016 by getting everyone to talk about him.

>>149546747
Aw man I remember the Stendyfags vs Creekfujos meltdowns, those were good times ay

>>149548743
comfy sp threads haven't been the same since the fujos left

>>149548727
Responding to a cartoon is more important than transparency related to the most infamous pedophile in recent history that he just so happens to be personally tied to because they were close friends.

>>149548813
Well they can't bring anyone to justice without an investigation on every single person involved at the very least either way

>>149548323
The South Park I knew would've shit on this fraud and his stale act rather than carry his water for him via an already proven false talking point.

>>149548727
>there are thousands of us
>THOUSANDS

>>149548846
The original creators are dead, what you're seeing are ghosts.

>>149545680
>Thats the joke retard.
Is the fact Matt & Trey signed that contract actually in the episode's narrative?

>>149548875
It seems like it might be

>>149541230
The Late Show was cancelled because it was shit and bleeding viewers and money, so sick of this gaslighting narrative.

>>149548888
I wish you were alive to tell us for sure, Adolf ol'chum. Miss you

>>149548863
Given that its supporters demanding it too its probably millions

>>149545401
You're a fucking moron dude

Daily reminder that all right wingers are pedophiles

Any accusation coming from a right winger is actually an admission of guilt

>>149548902
The worst part is that Colbert himself acknowledged the reports that his show was losing $40-$50 million a year and instead of denying them or anything he just made a lame joke and moved on as if the joke made it an invalid argument.

CBS and it's parent company are just that: companies. Their goal at the end of the day is supposed to be to make money. Not to make "orange man bad" jokes every night. There have been plenty of shows that actually made their networks money and still got cancelled for seemingly no reason, but we're supposed to act like Colbert is some martyr and CBS should just continue losing money on him?

Again, can we stop discussing politics and focus on comfy stuff like shipping?
Like, will Butters and Kyle get set up by Cartman to date eachother?

>>149547944
Common misconception.

>>149548146
They spread anti-MY religion organizing. Theirs and others they don't care about

>>149548978
The democrats were voting to publicly release CP

>>149541684
>pro-bush
HAHAHAHA fuckin zoomers

>>149542569
MIGAtard MELTDOWN

>>149549198
Huffing that copium hard huh?

>>149540802 (OP)
>I'm scared our show will be canceled
>Says the guy who wanted it canceled years ago and unironically tried to get #cancelsouthpark trending

>>149540802 (OP)
>Oh nooo its going to get canceled.
Bitch they just got 1,5 billion deal for 10 episodes. They're basically eating Colberts lunch.

>>149548978
>Look into the bill
>It's about crypto currency
>a couple dems added the epstien shit in as a tag on knowing it wouldn't pass anyway
Fuck you you disingenuous faggot liberal. You fuckers had both Obama and Biden in possession of these files and still refused to release them. You have no foot to stand on.

Enough fag talk, let's speculate on what the next episodes are gonna be about. Can we make a new bingo?

>>149540914
Maybe they are planning to legit quit the show

>>149549301
For starters, the Pro-Trump PSAs will happen every episode for the next 5 seasons. The number said 1 of 50. They got picked up for 50 episodes a few days ago.

>>149549295
Which one campaigned on releasing them? Neither?
HMMMMMM

>>149549004
You sound upset.

>>149549295
Are you saying republicans care more about crypto than releasing the dossier of the largest pedophile sex ring in history?

Is that the point you're trying to make?
Did you think it was a good one?

>>149549295
.......and now right wingers just shut down congress for two months to prevent people from talking about it

Really makes you think huh

>>149549318
And which one only cares about pointing that out retard? You really think the democrats are going to release those files? By the way the admin is actually trying to release those files but womp womp yet another fucking judge just stopped it.
>>149549324
Are you trying to defend the fact democrats don't actually care about the pedo ring at all and only pay lipservice that they know won't actually bring people to justice?

>>149549350
>Admin false flagging
Wow, so convincing

>>149549339
>Posting an OPED as fact
Fuck off too

>>149549350
>theyre trying to release those files
The ones they now claim dont exist? The ones they just voted to block the release of? The ones they just shut down the house in a hurry to block anymore votes on>>149549350
releasing?

>>149549309
Good observation. Do you think the season will have an overarching plot in the background or be fully episodic?

>>149549177
>THESE KIKES AREN'T ACTUALLY KIKEY ENOUGH THE ONLY REAL KIKES PROPERLY WORSHIPPING YHVH THE NEUROTIC GENOCIDAL SAND DEMON ARE THE ONES WHO ALSO VIEW RABBI YESHUA KING OF THE JEWS AS DIVINE
Embarrassing of you to think sane people should care about petty jewish infighting

>>149549367
So congress is still in session and doing votes?

>>149549376
Overarching plot.

>>149549323
Yeah your reply is exactly the kind of thing I'm talking about. No actual counter argument against the fact Colbert's show was losing money so naturally it would get cancelled. Just make a snarky dismissive quip and pretend that means the original point is invalid.

Colbert's show was losing $40-$50 million a year.

Let me repeat myself. COLBERT'S SHOW WAS LOSING THE COMPANY $40-$50 MILLION EVERY YEAR. It was unprofitable, but now people are acting shocked that it got cancelled and imagining it must be the doings of that dastardly Trump. He must be behind this there is no other possible explanation for why the show got cancelled it had to be Trump. Surely it couldn't be that COLBERT'S SHOW WAS LOSING $40-$50 MILLION EVERY YEAR.

$40,000,000
-
$50,000,000
every
year

The network could literally air nothing and it would still be more profitable than Colbert's show.

>>149549384
>OP ED admits it closed a session of congress on schedule
>Admits the decision only postponed two days
If you unironically think congress could vote on anything in 2 fays you're a bigger retard than the idiot that wrote that article

>>149549370
>shut down the house in a hurry
Nigger the House Session was going to end in two days anyways. You're a fucking retard if you think that would have given anyone time to vote on any resolution.
>Hurdur they ended the session on it's scheduled end time! ITS A CONSPIRACY!

>>149540914
I keep saying this is going to make liberals look retarded for thinking Colbert got cancelled just for talking shit about Trump as if that hasn't been the default of the past decade.

>>149549432
So in other words Republicans refused to do a vote on it and ran home to hide until September. And poor old speaker of the house Johnson couldn’t do anything about it despite being the guy in charge.

>>149549445
They could have had votes. They had scheduled votes that were cancelled. If they actually cared they could postponed their vacation but they chose not to despite the party running on releasing the Epstein files.

>>149543118
All true fujos will return when something happens with kyman or creek, those are the only two relevant ships with gay boys

>>149549445
>admits they shut down early after voting to block the release of files they claim doesn't exist
I accept your concession

>>149549428
Yeah, you mad.

>>149549485
>when something happens with kyman or creek
Let me guess, you need more

>>149540914
Too young to remember the Muhammad shit

>>149549463
>>149549481
Do you faggots unironically think the dems will vote to release the files? Because spoiler alert, they won't.

>>149549350
Kek
They don't pay you enough

>>149549350
>"ALL LEFTISTS ARE PEDOPHILES ALL LEFTISTS ARE PEDOPHILES"
>*right wingers vote unanimously to protect the largest pedophile sex ring in history*
>"erm.....well you know both sides are bad"
>"you don't even care about the children you just want something to get back at the right with"

Posts that make you go hmmm

>>149549407
I believe so too, it's the safest bet to always have SOME ideas to fill an episode in case you can't think of anything else, and having a plan for an overarching plot achieves that. What plot will it be though? Obviously it involves Trump and woke being dead, do you think kyle ignoring cartman is also part of it or a one-off?

>>149549553
They already did. They already voted to release them. Republicans blocked it and shut down the house early in a panic.

>>149549324
>What the chud? They didn't pass a random bill because it also would have released the epstien files!??!?!
If they really cared maybe they should have made it it's own issue

>>149549615
What stopped them while Obama and Biden were in office?

>3 more years of chuds trying to make excuses for why Trump isnt releasing the epstein files
lol we arent even through year 1 and they're already mindbroken.

>>149549615
They had control of the House under Trump so why didn't they vote to release them during that time? You're not insinuating the Democrats actually don't care about child trafficking and only doing this political posturing are you?

>>149549724
>Why didnt Obama release a files no one compiled yet
>Why didn't the DOJ release files during the trial of Ghislain Maxwell which would have caused a mistrial
Who campaigned on releasing files theyre now screeching dont exist?

>>149549754
You mean Republicans love pedophiles as long as theyre pedophiles on their side?

>Knowing we we never see those files and these people will 100% stop caring about them the moment trump is out of power
This country deserves every bad thing that happens to it

>>149549615
Epstein's entire MO was to socialize and cozy up to the rich and famous. That's the shitty thing about this. Imagine you're just some random guy at a party in the 80s and you end up talking to this Epstein fella. You've had some drinks and end up talking about some random shit whatever you barely even think about it afterward. You have no idea about his more illicit activities

Then years later your name is in some "Epstein files" so now people can label you as some pedo rapist for life and your entire reputation is ruined. Guilt by association. Pic-related, unlike Trump Hawking actually went to the island.

>>149549765
>not answering the question
Why do the dems care now? They were unironically arguing the files were a conspiracy theory. So what changed? Do the dems only care about pedophiles when it might hurt Trump? If they didn't release them when they had power what makes you think the dems want them released now?

>>149549798
>REEEEE ignore what good friends there were, the birthday cards, frequent flights, adoring letters, and Epstein saying Trump was his best friend
No can do MIGAfag

>>149549811
> They were unironically arguing the files were a conspiracy theory. So what changed?
No you're thinking of Trump

>>149549585
I think Kyle's going through what Stan went through in You're Getting Old/Assburgers. With shitty behavior being mainstream, Kyle can't function

>>149543786
>sigh
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>>149549811
>REEEEE I DONT LIKE YOUR ANSWER SO ILL PRETEND IT DOESNT EXIST LIKE WE PRETEND THE EPSTEIN FILES DONT
Coping and seething

We need to move on from Epstein so we can talk about Hunter Biden's laptop

>>149549826
>So why didn't the dems release the files before
>Trump campaigned on releasing them
>That wasn't the question
>Why DON'T YOU LIKE MY ANSWER REE COPE AND SEETHE
Why didn't the dems care about pedophiles before?

>MY side will DEFINITELY be the one to release the files. In fact, they're not even on them, it's only the other guys! 1 billion more for israel btw
MIGA comes in red and blue

>the final chud cope is "well you dont care about pedos either!"
Expected but still pretty funny

>>149549879
I mean you obviously don't care about pedophiles.

Since Butters got a speaking role, he has been paired with Cartman. In fact, there are more Cartman + Butters episodes than Cartman and the other boys. And many of these are fan favorites.

>>149549886
>wanting the Epstein files released means you dont care about pedos!
Ok

>They said the network informed them that the image of the president’s genitalia—which appeared during a mock PSA depicting a AI-generated Trump where he is fully naked—would get blurred out.
>Parker claimed he pushed back, saying “No, you’re not gonna blur the penis,” before Stone pointed out that they added eyes to the genitals to tackle that.
>Stone then said this was followed by a conversation “with a lot of grown-up” people for four days, insisting that the network can’t blur the genitalia because it was a “character.”

>>149549817
This is gay because even you clearly don't believe anything you're saying.

>>149549855
Why are Republicans protecting pedophiles NOW?

>>149549894
Huh...
I'm never shipping it, though

>>149549913
This is COPE because you can't accept you were swindled and your president is a pedophile who killed Epstein to cover up the dirt he had on him

>>149549915
Probably because it implicates Israel. Same reason dems won't release them and are just paying lip service.

>>149549929
I accept your concession

>>149549915
Why were democrats protecting them until now?

>>149549950
Because clinton and some big doners/names were probably on it. So why not release the files and blow those pedos out?

>b-but the dems

You can really tell Trumptards are flailing because they dont seem to understand that leftists want dem pedophiles arrested too.

>>149549855
>>149549929
>>149549950
Lol >>149549577

>>149549966
>Dems are pedos
Thanks for finally admitting it
>Why won't republicans release them
Because their pedos too
>Wow thanks for admitting it!
Yeah so why is this only an issue to you when the republicans don't release the files
>....
Yeah you partisan faggot thats what I thought.

>>149549978
Trumptards genuinely think normal people idolize their elected officials like they do to trump
It's projection at its finest.

>>149549928
You're performing poorly for an audience of no one.

>>149549996
>I think pedos should be arrested
>SO WHY DO YOU ONLY WANT THE LIST RELEASED NOW
You cant read dude, have a good next 3 years tarding out and defending pedos.

>rightoids make pedophilia into a partisan issue for a decade
>now it's been made apparent that all right wingers are pedophiles
>""c-can we just admit both sides are b-bad?""
Sure thing, now face the wall.

>>149549978
Nobody believes the party of trans kids, gay porn in elementary schools and child drag shows wants pedophiles arrested.

>>149550035
See this is why people think you guys are goofy, you call every single person you dislike a pedo while running damage control for Epstein's best friend. You dont actually care about protecting kids, you think its based when queer kids die.

>>149550035
So transitioning kids is bad, and should be stopped, but RAPING them is fine?

>>149550074
Transing kids is one of the few things worse than child rape, and all trans kids get raped anyway.

>>149550087
I assume anyone who saves shit like this is a pedophile to be honest

>>149550101
You'd be right

Right wingers are all pedophiles, and any accusation coming from a right winger is actually an admission of guilt

>>149550101

>>149543086
Its spelled Brass Tacks LOL
I'm ESL and even i know that.

Y'know the worst parts of all this is that they put in the bare minimum of effort. "Tiny dick" is so uncreative. Say what you want about the Oceans Obama episode arguably being more positive but at least there was effort. And then we had Biden for years who was comedy gold and they did nothing, yet people will say "Oh he was just too boring, there was nothing to make fun of."

>>149544184
>>149544576
The show was losing money from the start, and now the the world is "moving to the right", the owners no longer think they can get their money back. so they ended the show.

>>149550138
Matt Walsh literally defended pedophile priests lmao

>>149550138
This guy defends pedophiles now btw

Melania Trump is 5'11". She's taller than the average man. Trump's sex partners have been widely documented for decades before he even ran for president and he has a certain type he prefers. Tall eastern Europeans.

He's a rich billionaire celebrity so if he wanted he could easily get some tiny flat-chested Asian girl that's 18 but looks 12, but he hasn't because that's clearly not what he's into. But the left has to keep pushing this "TRUMP IS A PEDO" narrative because it's the current anti-trump talking point.

>>149550226
Let's just be honest, both sides will defend pedos so long as said pedo is on their side.

>>149550247
He cheated on Melania with a fat black woman lol

>>149550087
Right, so because trans people are worse, it's fine for rich rapists to just get away with it, is what you're saying. I assume you're fine with petty thieves getting to walk because murderers exist then, right?

>cancel a show that's supposedly losing 40 million a year and say it's due to cutting costs and saving money
>give 1.5 billion to the South Park creators
?????

>>149550247
Based on that love letter he sent Epstein I think the actual controversy isn't that he was fucking little girls, it was that he was fucking adult men.

>>149550247
More likely scenario is he knew but either didn't care or wouldn't say anything because y'know "-stein." Didn't actually fuck any kids, just didn't mind Epstein doing it.

>>149550207
When someone said the episode was a big "fuck you", I wasn't sure whether they meant to drumpf or to paramount, because they're obviously a few levels below just phoning it in.
>small dick
>ur gay
>reused saddam joke

>>149550320
Why is it ok to make fun of him for being gay anyway? I thought that was problematic in current day?

>>149550364
You guys are really bad at trying to feign offense over this stuff.

>>149550364
You didn't watch the episode

>>149550034
lol >>149550248

>>149550443
Bro 'Eva' Kris Tyson wasn't that along ago, nevermind how hardcore you defend grooming in general

>>149550502
> nevermind how hardcore you defend grooming in general
Says the guy defending his pedo president

>>149550545
see
>>149550009

>>149550502
Lol
This didn't age well!

>>149550654
Take your meds schizo, Vance never said this and no bitch baby Elon editing posts because his still ass mad my President killed the electric scam vehicle doesn’t count, seethe cope and dilate

>>149547013
What is there to draw and write unless youre a randy fan. Or a cartman and butters fan

>>149550700
Uh oh meltie

>>149550700
Are you ok

>>149550654
I just think it's funny how leftoids seem to think all rich people are conservatives and that they are still the rebellion.

>>149550775
Why did Trump lie about not being on the list when Bondi told him he was back in May?

>>149550962
Hell why did he even ever bring up the list in the first place if he knew that he was close friends with Epstein out on the isle fucking children as is claimed? Did he just forget or something?

>>149550545
It's gotta be rough for the bots who use pedophile as their favorite buzzword now that their cult leader is a confirmed pedo

>>149549428
Im still perplexed how it was hemorrhaging that much money
Its just some people talking on a single set in front of a small audience in a rented out dilapidated theater
For all the talk about trump's "bribes" it seems like colbert was having to straight up bribe people just to come onto his failing show

>wha- I wasn't bullying him! Craig said our table was full!

CRAIG MENTIONED!!!

you think him and Tweek are gonna be the ones to revive woke? That would be a pretty neat arc.

>>149549817
>the birthday cards
That was debunked like the next day. You people aren't even trying anymore.

>>149551164
colbert himself had a salary of about 15 million and the staff was about 200 people big. just to compare, conan's show (back when he still had one) employed about half of that. *that* is why it was bleeding money.

>>149551192
No it wasnt? Where did you hear that?

>>149541658
Shut-up Boco

>>149550941
Corporations are right wing by their nature.
You voted for billionaire pedophiles

Right wingers worship billionaire pedophiles and corporations

>>149551220
Where else, the fake news where all these morons get misinformed. Wall Street Journal is fully prepared to go to court to prove the pedo birthday card is Trumps

>>149551252
>>Corporations are right wing by their nature
Lol, lmao.

>>149551258
Yes?
Any entity that can only exist in a capitalist system is right wing

Sorry facts don't care about your feelings

>>149548293
He got butthurt by Rosie O Donell of all ppl

>>149551281
lol

>>149551253
Why do you keep giving drumpf easy money and easy wins by half-assedly making up obvious bullshit?

>>149551381
>he thought rainbow capitalism was sincere
Oh bo bro even us gays dont believe that

>>149541230
>"basic cable"

Jesus fuck I'm old.

CBS IS BROADCAST TELEVISION. YOU DON'T NEED A CABLE SUBSCRIPTION TO WATCH IT.

>>149551411
hi sophie

>>149551381
>LOOK THE GAYS THEY'RE LEFT WING
>trying to ignore the fact that all of those corporations immediately fell into lockstep with the orange pedo regime when the algorithm deemed it profitable

All you're really doing is showing everyone that right wingers are evil, opportunistic liars at their very core, and you're a useful idiot.

>>149551167
>le homo shotas being wholesome chunguses who teach people using no-no words is bad
>That would be a pretty neat arc.
Shit idea and character assassination. It would be much funnier to go in the opposite direction and make them pro-Trump because of, say, trans reasons, the tumblr and twitter fujos wouldn't survive that.

>>149546678
>"They were just besties guys! but He didn't know about loli-pedo island or participate in it! Do YOU know EVERYTHING about your best friend? hmmm?"

drinking the Kool-Aid spiked with Trump's cum i see...

Well, /co/?

>sticking googley eyes onto Donald trump's penis makes it a character and exempt from censorship

I love Matt And Trey

>>149551454
Huh? I think you're just an obsessed retard dude. How did you actually fall for rainbow capitalism?

>>149551381
This image will never go out of style will it?

>>149551531
Don't start samefag responding to yourself like a internet cheerleader
Holy fuck chuds have gotten so pathetic

>>149551518
This is what happens when you reach max level, they know the entire meta

>>149551454
>you have to worship troons or else you hate every single letter in the alphabet soup without an exception
I'm impressed how often trannies tend to use the motte-and-bailey fallacy, really sneaky of them

>>149551485
lol

>>149546603
leftists have outergroup preference to the point that they'll empathize with a rock before their neighbors or fellow humans.

pic is a collection of leftist brain scans from the study

notice how the trumptard tried to shift the thread into talking about the gays and the trannies when he lost every argument defending pedophiles, then began to reply to every one of those posts himself to manufacture agreement
a very sneaky yet common tactic among these rodents

>>149551164
Television talk shows as a whole are rapidly becoming more and more unprofitable. Apparently Kimmel and Fallon have taken measures to cut down on costs to keep their shows afloat but Colbert never did.

So a common talking point is that Colbert had the highest ratings in late night. Which isn't even true because the late night talk show with the highest ratings in the US is apparently Gutfeld, some show on Fox News. Keep in mind it's more difficult for a cable show to get higher ratings than network shows like Colbert, Kimmel, Fallon have.

I haven't watched Gutfeld myself (I doubt it's any good), but from a purely financial standpoint I doubt it cost much money and I imagine he pretty much has the market cornered on "late night talk show hosts who DON'T make fun of Trump constantly". His show doesn't even have to be good but he has that market locked in while all the other late night hosts have to compete over the "making fun of Trump" market.

>>149551631
Can we even say that being the highest rated late night talk show means much anymore? Does anyone under the age of 50 even watch?

>>149551631
Who the fuck is Gutfeld?

>>149548888
yup Jesus says it.
>>149546116
welp looks like another retard has awoken.

>It's been a fucking decade stop trying to make "we made fun of Trump" seem daring and provocative.
He is seeing people for it tho dumbass. The point is that he can't sue Paramount cause they did what he wanted, and south park just made a contract they can't break.


>Why are all the characters in South Park who apparently voted for Trump somehow surprised he pushed pro-Jesus stuff
The point is these retards can't think for themselves, using outside sources like chatgpt to get information and its support to parallels with trumps fanbase because these retards are also trump supporters.

>>149551463
Gay race communism never had any organic support and was entirely propped up by leftist government officials using USGAYAIDS to finance propaganda, and collapsed the second the funding was cut off.

>>149545680
>thats the joke
the joke isn't funny, isn't original, and isn't groundbreaking.
There was an entire animated series(no one remembers) about trump being a big dumb meany head. They're trailing behind family guy. southpark is copying family guy now. The people who "treat writing like a 9-5 job. ugh you gotta DIE FOR YOUR ART"
>10 episodes a year, each episode takes 1 week to make

>>149551864
Not really, you just believe right wing pedophile propaganda

>>149551886
YWNBAW

>>149551658
>Does anyone under the age of 50 even watch
I heard that since Colbert took over the Late Show, the age of the average viewer went 60 to 68. Considering how he was brought in to appeal to the younger crowd that seems like a rather huge failure.

>>149541299
Butters is for Bebe, duh.

>>149551940
That tracks, the average age at any given trannycrat protest is ~70 now. Liberalism is dying with the boomers.

>>149551454
>be a troon
>your happiness depends on whether you get to see a soulless big corporation selling rainbow-colored crap (made by slave labor in China) for one month of the year or not
I wonder if the wanker making these even realizes just how psycho these comics makes zir look like?

Xisters..... you might wanna sit down for this one.... it gets worse....
>Wednesday's South Park episode scored 235,000 viewers
It's a xirtified flop. M-Maybe the streamers can save us? We have to regroup in the discord, the pedophile spam isn't working which should be no surprise since it's /co/ after all...

>>149551903
>daddy trump says I'm right so there!!!
Lmao

>>149551872
>the joke isn't funny, isn't original, and isn't groundbreaking
Ok, cool, YOU didn't find it funny. YOU didn't like it. YOU are crying and losing your shit about it. The point was to piss Trump off, and it worked. If YOU are losing your mind about it, then reevaluate your life

>There was an entire animated series(no one remembers) about trump being a big dumb meany head
NOBODY cares about another show. They care about south park, a show owned by a company that bend the knee to Trump, fired a guy, and are now having to deal with another shitshow. It wasn't just a show about hating Trump but an attempt fuck with Trump and make him lose his mind, and it worked.

The fact that you don't understand the situation proves you're our 4chan version of Stan. You have no context to anything and just get mad

>>149551946
Only if Bebe gives Butters makeovers without his consent

>>149549855
Again, Obama wasn’t the president when Epstein died. And during Biden’s time in office Maxwell was tried and convicted and she immediately appealed so there was ongoing litigation happening. Democrats also never ran on promising to release all Epstein files and never were the ones popularising and peddling conspiracy theories about Epstein. That was the republicans and conservative figures like the president or the current serving FBI director and his deputy director both did. Democrats also don’t like to command the FBI to do their bidding purely for political agendas and like to follow the rules and traditions of not getting involved with what FBI investigates and what they do with their findings. That’s what Trump does because to him all branches of government are supposed to do whatever he personally wants to do. You know, like a wannabe dictator

AAHHH AHHHHH LOOK AT ME I'M >>149552098 AND I'M A GAY RETARD AAAHHHH

>>149551872
>the joke isn't funny, isn't original, and isn't groundbreaking.
you just feel that way because they made fun of your favorite thing...
Trump's penis

>>149546467
>BLM and ANTIFA aren't official organizations or anything either.

Now I now you're a retard.

Slander is supposed to be illegal, why hasn’t someone finally humbled the Fag Park creators in court?

I'm just happy satan's alive again

>>149552307
Still confused how he came back, though. Maybe Heaven helped bring him back?

>>149552302
Because it's funnier watching them bankrupt Paramount by producing low effort slop that nobody's going to watch instead.

>>149552344
>Still confused how he came back, though.

Wizards.

>>149552239
How many refugees have you taken into your parents' home?

>>149552302
lmao so much for muh free speech

>>149552344
matt and trey don't let continuity get in the way of the story they want to tell

also, jason keeps showing up in the background because he's probably still in the "background kids" folder they use to fill out scenes

>>149551668
>Who the fuck is Gutfeld?
Exactly. You should be asking yourself why the news cycle keeps reminding you that people like Colbert or Kimmel exist yet you don't even know who the fuck Gutfeld is even though he's apparently more successful than any of them.

His show is probably also shit but it's still something to ponder.

>>149552399
I support free speech so that we know who to send the right wing death squads after.

>>149552399
Comedy is supposed to be about making Don of the absurd, like the lefts obsession with trannies, not spreading lies and misinformation which is very much NOT protected speech. You can’t lie and yell about a fire in a crowded movie theater

>>149552431
Why is nobody here ever talking about Gutfeld’s content and just whines about Colbert 24/7?

>>149552442
>Don of the absurd
Freudian slip huh

>>149552429
Maybe the White Family did some cult-type thing like Kenny's parents did, so Jason's immortal.

>>149552399
These pedophile lovers never cared about free speech

>trumptards ITT

How come there arent any conservative cartoons? The only successful ones are from lefties...