Thread 149544835

>these featureless sticks where the sexual awakening of many zoomers
What went wrong?

>>149544835 (OP)
Your mother decided against getting an abortion

>>149544835 (OP)
Men are fucking stupid. They will pretend that even the ugliest shit is attractive. Western Animation's first sex icon is Betty Boop that ugly retarded watermelon head dog faced stupid bitch with an annoying voice.

She is the first sex icon of western animation that should tell you everything. Men are fucking stupid and have no standards. In modern day they also rely on grossly off model art to pretend shit bitches are worth a masturbation session. Anyone who masturbates to low quality shit should be spayed or neutered with no anesthetic FUCK YOUR MOTHER if you disagree!

>>149544835 (OP)
their voices and personalities hard carried, who wouldn't want to hang out with a cool vampire girl like Marceline

>>149544933
Voices mean shit and personality? Marcline is not cool she's a mooching leech bitch with frankly idiotic daddy issues like why did you eat my french fries I'm running away because french fries. Fucking stupid shit even for a cartoon aimed at children. This shit is INSULTING. I can see why Bluey is so popular its written with more intelligence than Adventure Time fucking stupid french fries shit. I hope everyone who worked in that god awful cartoon lives a horrible life and dies a painful death. Same to their children if they have any. You know they deserve to be shat on.

>>149544968
you don't sound upset or bias or at all.

>>149544933
Yeah, but what is the appeal of PB?

>>149544835 (OP)
You're only making me think of those 40-50+ year old weirdos who still salivate over literal children from 80s cartoons

>>149545058
That men are stupid beta males that think if they stick around a bitch that she will eventually give them a chance because they are the special ones who will wait eternally for that one shot. You know male stupidity like that. And in case they get their chance they LOVE a bitch who treats them like trash. I'm telling you men are stupid.

>>149545077
>over literal children from 80s cartoons
such as?

>>149545104
Penny from Inspector Gadget

>>149544835 (OP)
Zoomer here: can confirm

This close up shot of Peridot putting on a pair of alien boxers was my first fap at Age 12

>>149544835 (OP)
Marceline is the kind of girl that any one wish to have around.

so a bunch of animation studios were like "uh oh, rule 34 exists, and lola bunny inspired a generation of furries. better not make our characters too hot!"

little did they know how resourceful the human spirit can be

>>149545058
not that guy but pb was a psycho bitch imo, though i guess some people are into that
>>149546129
/thread

>>149545866
Peridot is the best, OP's just gay

It's kind of wild, you'd think zoomers would be more imaginative considering they were able to consider these hot, but they're arguably the least creative, least interesting generation of all time.
Genuinely baffling.

>>149546435
>least interesting generation of all time.
>anons seethe about them 24/7
is this bait

Design is only one part of the equation; things like their voice or personality play large parts

>>149544835 (OP)
Because of the implication of their designs

>Peridot had big thighs and theoretical fat ass for a scene or two
>Nicoles skirt implies the same
>PB had a similar alt-design that suggested "thicc" to a Zoomer

And marcy is hard carried by personality

>>149546435
>least interesting generation of all time.
That's millennials.

>>149547899
Did you draw it?

>>149544835 (OP)
kitty katswell, but after that marcy

>>149546384
saw that in my art pile today didnt choose to draw it for practice

>>149548057
It's AI. Made it locally with SD.

>>149548102
We all love new art anon, you should draw some

>>149544835 (OP)
that's the thing
zoomers never had a sexual awakening because of these asexual blobs
now we have the most puritanical and prudish generation ever

>>149548165
They have their cuties to fall for.

>>149548165
>asexual blobs
Where?

>>149548165
>>149548204
PB and Marceline are lesbians for each other
Nicole is married to Richard
Peridot is the only one of them some people headcanon as asexual because she doesn't "fuse" but it's never confirmed and sparks a debate on whether or not fusion in SU is supposed to be a metaphor for sex especially because the main character fused with his dad

>>149547899
>>149548116
Dumb Ai fag

>>149548165
>now we have the most puritanical and prudish generation ever
That's millennial christcucks

>>149546551
Kek there's so many videos complaining about zoomers doing weird shit or normal shit past generations did.

Personality goes a long way.

Who jerked off to the Mountain Dew dorito when you had Pearl? Even Amethyst was erotic knowing how okay she is with a lot of things

>>149548165
>zoomers never had a sexual awakening because of these asexual blobs
People jerked off to Ms Pac-Man
Also this decade was filled with cute girls

>>149545077
>>149545793
I remember on /trash/ there was a guy obsessed with one of those fucking bears from some 80's gummy bears show
Like, the most teddy bear looking one.

>>149549558
>Who jerked off to the Mountain Dew dorito
Everyone who didn't want to fuck a canon cuckold
Also Peridot is more autistic, cry about it

>>149549599
Peridot is eminently fuckable.

Nicole mogs the rest

>>149549686
The most fuckable of all, no contest. It's like all the most fuckable traits got funneled into one character
>Shortstack
>Nasal voice
>Wearing a leotard
>Autistic
>Goblina
>Intelligent
>Caring

>>149546435
dont talk about zoomer hate or you will summon them

>>149546435
There are people who still obsess over 30 minute toy commercials from the 80's and think explosions and looking tough is the peak of comedy

>>149549696
>reddit filename
you have to go back

>>149549847
>Picture was drawn on this board
>colored on /trash/
>Downloaded from /trash/
>Reddit¡!!!!1

>>149549876
Shush, Redditor. we only accept file names with only numbers or a meaningful sentence here
Source: I'm a 4chan expert

>>149549942
Dumb perinigger

>>149549981
That's not very nice, do you have the 4chan gold membership required to be making posts like this towards 4chan experts?

>>149549999
HOLY CHECKED
Peridot I kneel, everyone else get your 4chan gold pass immediately!

>>149550111
HOLY CHECKED AGAIN, Kek has spoken

We thank you Kek for blessing us Perichads with these digits. Now back to posting characters OP hates

>>149544835 (OP)
Cartoons don’t feature actual hot well-drawn girls anymore, so they had to grasp at straws to find wank material

>>149550274
John K bitches had ugly faces tho. The OP ones are cuter

>>149550319
Yeah I agree with the zoomers on this one

>>149550274
You know what the one cartoon these days that includes actual sexy women these days is? Modern SpongeBob, makes sense since it was Spumco-inspired, most of them are unfortunately regulated to background characters.

>>149550319
>this
>ugly

Beanmouth really did poison internet gooners huh

>>149550392
NuBob girls are where it’s at

>>149550407
How do you find this attractive, it looks like one of those down syndrome faces

>>149550274
>>149550392
If these are SO good, where is the porn?

>>149550461
Says the one who faps to girls that look like this

>>149550516
At least those don't look like down syndrome faces

>>149550534
The Ren & Stimpy girls are stylized but look closer to real women, you wanna do nothing but fap to beanmouth girls

>>149550549
Nat but, do these look like real women to you?

>>149550596
Dios mio

>>149550516
That Gumball is off-model

>>149547899
Goddamn that linework is clean as fuck

>>149550657
It's AI kek >>149548116

>>149550657
>>149550672
The machine god fools another dumb ape

It's a shame the lack of horny monents on 2010s toons onwards, so the only alternative nowadays is using your imagination with what was left.

>>149550730
>Perifag wants the thread deleted
Fuck off

>>149550730
I wonder how long this post is gonna last

>>149550696
Kys jeet

>>149545058
correctional RAPE

>>149550744
NTA but why would we Perichads want our free Periposting ground to be deleted? Anon was probably just too horny for Peridot, you can't blame him for that

>>149544835 (OP)
The only thing that qent wrong were the feminazis who thumped about Men only caring about over the top sexualized bodies and not caring about personality in their women.

>>149550512
Here ya go

>>149549580
>Also this decade was filled with cute girls
What?
Where?
Cartoons have been shit on the cute girls front this decade.

>>149547899
>>149549696
>>149549876
>>149550621
>A fat retard railed this pussy cat and got 2 kids outta her.

4chan coomers make Richard a chad ever day fapping to her while he gets the hot action cat mom booty every time.

>>149551560
Tard

>>149551718
Shit taste faggot.

>>149551604
Richard likes to share tho

>>149550436
I’m not even gooning, I’m just mesmerized at how smoothly-animated this is, probably the best-looking modern cartoon rn

>>149544835 (OP)
>AT
>being any boys sexual awakening
maybe in season 1 when they were going the /ss/ monster girl harem route and not the shitty yuri route

>>149551742
Cope and seethe

>>149547544
that's a weird way of saying she's the best girl here.

>>149549558
Peridot was a grown ass, little woman.

Peridot is shit

>>149549599
Thats the appeal. She's in need of a rebound after Rose's death and you can there for her

But who would win in a fight? Pick unrelated

>>149550392
>>149550420
>>149550436
These look ugly, man
The ones from R&S are hot though

>>149555609
Homosexual detected
>>149555883
>Being a cuck is attractive actually
Is there something you want to tell us, anon?

>>149554538
Love these shots

>>149549242
Pffft nope.

>>149545058
BPDemon appeal

>>149556590
Another perifag classic

>>149556893
BASED

>>149556590
>peridot rapes
can't rape the willing

Cum